4/8: Open Game Thread
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 1:28 PM PDT
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Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays, Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
Ichiro CF Iwamura 2B
Lopez 2B Crawford LF
Beltre 3B Pena 1B
Ibanez "LF" Upton CF
Sexson 1B Gomes DH
Wilkerson RF Aybar 3B
Vidro DH Riggans C
Johjima C Johnson RF
Betancourt SS Bartlett SS---------- ----------
Bedard SP Garza SP
You know who else sucked for a while? Romans. They were all like Numitor this, Vestal Virgins that, and then Lucius Postumius Megellus came along and commanded the siege of Agrigentum, and the rest is history. So the lesson is don't belittle Tampa Bay, because should they ascend to power they will almost certainly exact their revenge by enslaving you and having sex with your women.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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So the womenfolk are safe for one more day
if Bedard just plain deals and the bullpen doesn't suck?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I could die a happy man
If Tampa Bay started kicking New York and Boston's asses, denying at least one of them a playoff spot every year.. Short of the M's winning the World Series, there is nothing I would want more from baseball.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And they were real warriors
No trucks, bitches
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And 100 pound Gladius's
And those shields must've been like 300 lbs too
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And when they had to go to a fight, they swam their asses there.
Or walked.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it was uphill...
Both ways.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good luck tonight folks
Hopefully Garza can match Bedard bullet for bullet.
"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic." - Robert S. Weider
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got five bucks
that Squinty throws Potatoes onto the mound today.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah
See, now he's going to use RRS 8 days in a row until he starts giving games away, THEN he'll go back to potatoes.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he should use RRS now
I think Hyphen learned his lesson - now he'll stay awake during those seventh innings.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Parthia
and the Sox are, I dunno, someone annoying
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No,
can't be Parthia. They weren't powerful until much later.
Like the way the Rays will be the Emperor Trajan to the Yankees Parthian dynasty some day. But not today.
You're jumping around in time, Sullivan.
btw, for classical analogies used in a baseball context, this blog wins 9,000 internets....
by marc w on Apr 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, what about
Red Sox = Nero. enjoyed for a brief time then corrupted by power
Yankees = Tigellinus. evil, rich
Orioles = Acte. used to be relevant, now ignored.
Blue Jays = Poppara. should be more influential but aren't.
Rays = Petronius? I don't know. Losing steam here.
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.
I like what you did there. This is sticking purely with nations -
Red Sox = Carthage, proud tradition, came to dominate Med trade when the greeks were weaker
Yankees = Greece/Hellenic empire(s). Duh.
Orioles = Pontus/Pontic Kingdoms. Pretty irrelevant, then killed every mutherfucker in the room, then got killed.
Blue Jays = Eburones or the Germans of the Teutoburg Forest. Yeah, you can wipe out a legion and everyone thinks it's your 'time' but in the end, you're not built to win wars.
Rays = Rome, per the words of our leader.
by marc w on Apr 8, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think the analogy here would be
to Hannibal Gisco.
The question is whether the Red Sox are Hannibal (the famous one).
Then there's the question of whether THIS year's Rays are L. Postumius Megellus or A. Quintus Sulpicius. They're a rising power, but are they good enough to actually win? Clearly, revenge will be theirs in time. But in 2008?
by marc w on Apr 8, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god you showed up
I was starting to run myself into corners.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy Jeff.
He didn't mean to upset you. Put down the knife, let's not shank anyone but Squinty today.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if we don't have any women?
This is like one of those nightmares I've had about being in prison.
by ningwers on Apr 8, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope you are short haired and scruffy
...or you view "slave labor" as "getting to work outdoors".
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scruffy? Yes. It's playoff time!
Short haired? No. See above.
by ningwers on Apr 8, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's women in prison
the trick is not being one of them.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and especially don't be a Sabine woman
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
up next, The Rape of the Sabine Women!!!
or, rather, woman.
Or rather Alfred. Put your skirt on, Alfred.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or going to a women's prision
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason there's no male LURD equilavlent.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm no Jeff but
"Hey, Eric!"
"Yes, Geoffrey?"
"What do you think of the Leafs?"
"I think they suck, Geoffrey!"
"You know what I think, Eric?"
"What's that?"
"THPBBBBBT"
"Ahahahahahahahah!"
"Ahahahahahahahah!"
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UNCLE FUCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's the huge
shiteating grin?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ: Man, I can't believe they traded me. I'm a potential All-Star, and I'm only 22!
Geoff: This isn't a-boot potential. This is a-boot proving to the fans that you have what it takes to win.
AJ: HAHA... wait... what's this a-bout, again?
Erik: This is a-boot acquiring a number one starter. This is a-boot proven commodities over inexperience!
AJ:
by ack on Apr 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the game thread
Good luck tonight.
www.raysbb.com
Yes, we really do have fans.
by killa3312 on Apr 8, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not too worried about the women.
They're all 80 year old retired Jews in Florida anyway. Sure, they could get Viagra, but not really because they're scared of the internet and refuse the pay the high prices at Marty's drug store.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your women, not their women.
They already have their women. Dissatisfied, they're coming for yours.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm aware.
And I'm not worried about a large number of impotent 80 year olds chasing the women with their flaccid canes and walking pricks....er... placid canes and walking sticks.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was really, really bad.
Ugh.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You flatter me.
I was never funny.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he said funnier
not funny. Its an important distinction.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not particularly.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really is
Carrot Top would be funnier if he told Gallagher's jokes.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comparitively funnier implies some degree of funny-ness.
When both have none, they are incomparable. That's like saying "0" is more than "i"
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A fart is funnier than cancer
That doesn't mean cancer is funny.
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's not funny about farts?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we've gotten to the heart of your chronic unfunniness
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not your buddy, guy.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not your guy, friend.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"THPBBBBBT!!"
"Ahahahahahahahah!"
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's not funny about cancer?
I'm trachiotomy man!! (I'm sure I misspelled that).
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think butt cancer is the funniest of all cancers.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
next to ball cancer, of course
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yes,
the testicles and rectum could be considered "next" to each other...
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should read:
"That doesn't mean cancer isn't funny."
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I am. I'm disagreeing with you.
I'm saying your point is wrong.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funnier =/= funny
This point is absolute truth.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what that symbol means.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you're still wrong.
Gallagher = 0 humor, Carrot top = 0 humor. For one to be funnier than the other, one has to have at least a decimal point of humor. Neither do. Your premise is incorrect.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Original point:
You were funnier when you didn't post.
When not posting: Funny x = 0
When posting now: Funny x < 0
(This is what's referred to as the "painfully unfunny" domain.)
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But what does TBS have to say about all this?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, then I still disagree with you about what funny is.
Also, SVU is for girls.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave humor to people who know how to use it please
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, like you and Dane Cook.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SVU is still for girls.
I'm not trying to be funny. It really is for girls. It's chick law and order.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who you are.
So go away.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Coach has aged 10 yeaars and hijacked Librocrat's account?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was never an Olerud fan.
Though we did go to the same high school.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard John Olerud sucks.
Is this true?
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my vote is on
SKOORBO !!!!
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you grant Librocrat's request for the ban-hammer?
Or is "retarded" not a good enough reason?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened here?
Librocrat used to seem to get along with everyone, and now every post is a pissing contest...
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
but I think it's hilarious (at least for the moment).
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People liked Librocrat?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I typed
I
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, weird.
half my comment was deleted...
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really know,
but there used to at least be civil discussions.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Autoposting of comments
ruins it.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta agree. This place has been assholish lately.
It's getting a little annoying.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is this a good time to tell you I love you?
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the thing that makes it annoying to me
is that you doing it is fine, because it's original and funny. Everybody understands that it's your thing. "Wrong" should be your catchphrase.
Everybody else doing it just fails. It's assholish and unnecessary.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am flattered by their imitation
But creeped out by their poser-ness
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they have good intentions
it's just hard to pull off sarcastic on the internet sometimes
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's sarcasm, then I'm missing it badly.
Because there has been some pretty assholish attitudes towards people around here lately. And it's uncharacteristic of this place.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just got our asses handed to us by the O's.
How pleasant do you epect us to be?
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying that we need to be pleasent.
We've gotten embarassed and been pissed off before and alot worse. But the community has never acted like this.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though apparently I'm a contributer
I do agree with you. I wouldn't mind it stopping.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going on strike.
Just like Canada!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix>Justin Upton >:(
...
...
...
>:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow once these comments run up against the wall
they don't make a lot of sense.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can be tough. Try switching to "wide" screen on the settings.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will once you're people.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
watching you try and save something out of this = funny
what you are saying and how you are saying it = not funny
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
by pakipaki on Apr 8, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its like watching someone die slowly of a terminal disease...
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
by pakipaki on Apr 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, here's the thing.
Go away. You're not in this conversation, you weren't invited in it, and you're neither funny nor contributing to it. You have to purpose here, and much like monopoly money, you're worthless. Stop trying to join into the conversation, no one wants you here.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man this is totally making
the end of my workday so much more fun
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you imagine Coach, Librocrat and SKOORBO having a conversation right now?
it would shatter all forms of any comedy scale
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURN THE TREE!
need that in there too
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, pretty much.
I would love to see that. In fact, I think I would pay ten bucks to read that thread.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you a taste
FUCK YOU JEFF!!!!! NAZI ASSHOLE.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to call that out the next time I have sex
by Robert on Apr 8, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did I not laugh at this
And simply think "yup"?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLAYACTION FOOTBALL IS TEH GREATEST GAME EVER
let for m a league so we can play as a grounp over teh internets isn't this game jest made of pur win it like a million little kitty cats are going skeet skeet skeet all over my balls
..and so forth
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he was talking about Little League Baseball for the NES
...although he was right. It was a great baseball game.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see
this is why I wish I had discovered LL about a year sooner.
There are so many memes/people/jokes I just don't get.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is what the wiki is supposed to be for
too bad we have no motivation to update it.
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry.
New memes and jokes pop up all the time.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There will never be another SKOORBO
unless I claim the account...
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random poster...
Made a few poor comments and was unhappy with Jeff when he removed a diary, so he made a diary calling Jeff a nazi.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was told to be meaner
by Brett... and you I think.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You also have to do it better.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's fine.
Different issue, though, yeah? I was still told to be meaner.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said it too.
And you are the boss of me. :(.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just read that thread
I did no such thing. I was busy abusing AK
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just out of curiosity now that he's gone
who was the AK Interpreter?
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's gone?
He just posted recently. I didn't think he was ever outed.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll let the person confess on his own
I don't think it's fair to ruin sockpuppets.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather not know.
More fun that way.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention
that totally wasn't the point. To make mean funny, you have to not be annoying too
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't trying to be funny.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not cranky.
He has sand in his......
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one word for it.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...then erupting with the last throes of life, right before the end
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
by pakipaki on Apr 8, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't we all just get along?
:/
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got along with your mother last night!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have only yourself to blame.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not entirely sure how to respond to this
Well okay then.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ashamed of me.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Orioles are six games ahead of Detroit
This is why I don't place bets on anything less than a season long.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will absolutely root for the Red Sox
if it means the Tigers match their 2003 0-9 start to the season.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5-8 is depressing.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict Kenji will hit a home run today
But as we learned yesterday, I am terrible at predicting things, so...
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict you're wrong.
That way one of us is right.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I predict it will be you
Ha! Now I've jinxed myself so my first prediction will be right!
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we've quarantined the suck now
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true...
The rally killers are now in one suck-filled cluster.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And here I assumed he was white.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't you ask that when you had DRays Bay dude's attention?
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because who the fuck is Elliot Johnson?
I can't ask questions about names I don't know.
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MiLB stats
http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=7312
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what I've learned is that Elliot Johnson sucks
by Jeff on Apr 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Internet: Telling You Who Sucks Since 1975
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Phil Hughes lasted only 3 innings today against the Royals. 87 pitches thrown. 4 Walks!
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, coming into today's game
Mariner Offense (rank amongst AL teams):
Drawing Walks: 2nd
Hitting Home Runs: 2nd
Avoiding Ks: 3rd
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am hopeful these trends continue.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
they sucked their way out of the AL!
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll never escape the legacy of the Brewers.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also,
Not Getting Caught Stealing: 14th
>:(
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to fail before you can succeed
................
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone whos past second grade knows that first is the worst
and second is the best
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Third is the one with the hairy hairy chest.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So clearly you haven't finished second grade yet
it must be just around the corner!
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC, he's a natural scientist
Second grade is a step up for that lot ;).
Just kidding Alex. Some of my best friends are Natscis.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow, Natural Science
thanks for pointing that out Graham. Wooo for engineers =)
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except there are no girl engineers
Hence, some of my best friends are natural scientists.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Where I went there were lots of girl engineers
it was good.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are female engineers
there just aren't female computer scientists :(
This is why my girlfriend was a bio/classics major.
Now she works at a lab that checks into PED stuff, I get to learn who is roiding from an inside source ;-)
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a CS major for two years
and there ARE female computer scientists. Though I only ever met one that most would say is hot.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah yeah
there were a few female CS majors at USC, but none that I think I'd ever rate above "cute".
Now BioMedical Engineering, that was the place for hot female engineers. Albeit most of them were premeds so meh.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Holy God, exactly
If you want hot girls check out the biomed and chem-e classes that feed into premed.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
I started telling freshman CS majors to take Chem for their science classes instead of physics, just so they could meet attractive girls who will understand their pain somewhat.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I was just lucky and all my really close guy friends were chem-e
that worked out pretty well, honestly
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are no attractive girls in bioeng here
>:(
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to.
I just need to finish this degree first
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tsk too bad
I think we get lucky here because
1. Its SoCal
2. Our engineering program is pretty good
3. Our medschool is also very respectable
4. its SoCal
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA! Your engineering program is pretty good?
Try looking 5 miles west and 2 miles north!
Sorry, auto response. They teach us that in orientation...
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Har Har
I didn't say the best, but last I checked we were in like the bottom of the upper tier.
Yes we're not Cal, MIT, Cal Tech, the Farm etc but we're not far off from ucla and UW.
Honestly if USC keeps improving at the rate they are I think we'll top you guys in 5-10 years.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha - you guys will get close
but our engineering program is awfully good. Not that you guys don't have a pretty decent one over there too. I'm also required to pimp our engineering program =)
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a lot of rich alumni
who seem dedicated lately to pumping money into the school. In the last 6 years I think the EE, Chem E/Enviromental E and maybe one other school all got named. Plus the Engineering school as a whole and the whole Kline Institute thing.
For awhile there it felt like each department was trying to out do the other in terms of rich alumni donations.
No one ponied up for CS though :( My dream is to be able to throw my name on the school.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just invent Facebook
it worked for the guys who invented Facebook.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some dudes
recruited me at one point for a political themed face book equivalent but I wasn't going to be around for the month they wanted me.
I also think social networks are going to crash in the next 2-3 years. But that's another conversation.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look outside the sciences
It's your only hope
by Alex B on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or run off home to Seattle
And deploy the English accent trick.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true
as already stated, Bio/Chem houses a lot of attractive girls.
Like I said my GF was a Bio major/classics minor.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh well
there's always grad school!
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I was chosing between a PhD and a job a few months ago
I chose money
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So they should be!
Still not quite sure how I got myself into a playground fight :-)
by Alex B on Apr 8, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure that's an old playground saying.
Although it's been a very long time since I was in elementary school.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
third the nerd
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh and also
zero the hero
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if my impersonator shows up,
can I kill him?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You want to kill everyone these days, don't you?
Soldiers in 2nd century China were more selective with their kills - otherwise they'd get tired from repeatedly swingin 100lb swords with enough force to kill a man.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And all the walking
Don't forget about the walking because they weren't lazy.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They didn't even have legs back then either
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make fun of me.
Or I'll stab you with a 100lb Spowberd.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when did you become so obsessed with death and killing?
by MFAN on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he died his hair black and started to dress emo like Evil Spiderman
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You beat me to the emo reference.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did you becomee so obsessed with being ugly?
Hehe.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said
If you're using fictional weapons I'm using a lightsaber
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit!
But they were probably really heavy, you have to agree.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have to swim over here and get me first.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know the more I think about it
you wouldn't have to swing a 100 lb sword all that hard to kill someone with it.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I was thinking that too
I mean....you could just drop it on someone, but......then what's the point of making it into a sword?
Seems like a 100 lb rock would be just as good.....
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but you would have to be able to pick it up
and I think Coach has some work to do there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK GUYS I FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET
IT WILL FIX EVERYTHING
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhat ironically found by the Angels fan...
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY WHAT YOU MEAN
I CAN WORK THE INTERNET REAL GOOD
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN SEE THAT
AND NOW WE CAN BUILD BRIDGES OF LOVE BETWEEN ANGELS FANS, MARINERS FANS ANNNNDD COACH OWENS!
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any bridge to CO is a waste of taxpayer money
CUT THE PORK!
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not possible
Angels fans don't actually exist. The owners just put clothes on all the rats for gametime.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least the clothes are probably pretty cheap, eh?
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Si, hecho en mexico.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I put that through Google Translate
you said
"If, in fact Australia"
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok well the "if" I can understand
because I couldn't accent the i in "Si", but I have no idea where the fuck "in fact australia" came from.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does it really mean?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm always surprised when Americans
don't understand basic Spanish.
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take French.
Je vous deteste!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's okay
we hate the french right back. :P
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tu est stupide!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been a long time sice I studied French.
What did you say about shit?
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your mom likes to-oh forget it.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh! let me guess!
I only know spanish and english, so...
Tu = you
aimes = uhh
parler = to speak
merde = ?
je pense = I think
Do I get partial credit?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aimes=Aimer=like.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prove it.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect it is self evident
Let's have an informal poll.
Who here thinks Coach likes talking shit?
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(raises hand)
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who thinks he just doing it to fit in with the assholeish nature of this community?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd probably agree with that.
All the cool popular kids are so snarky!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Likes, or is good at?
Likes yes. Is good at, not so much.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll alert all the Payless stores in the area.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tres mas cervazas por favor!
gei wo san ping pijou ba
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cuando me bano, yo toco los tambores
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tambores I do not know. The rest I do.
I think I can fill the rest in based on context.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Spanish in-front-of-class-dialouges dialogues were 100% win.
It's the only way I ever made it through two years.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got "drums" on babelfish
but I figured it could very well be some kind of colloquialism for "I touch myself"
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me gusta chicos y zapatos --> I like boys and shoes
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
google got that one right.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't mean anything
you should still be able to understand that at least partially
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah seriously
They're the same language, essentially.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tequila, margarita, burrito.
I understand basic Spanish...
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, made in mexico.
If you're curious.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I kinda figured
I was just curious to see what Google would say.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got "If, fact in Mexico".
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went and did it too
and I got "If, in fact Australia" like seattlebruin did
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we've established that "Mexico" means "Australia" in Spanish
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least to Google.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now to me.
It's not my fault people teach me Asian languages.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, you're a rat?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart most of LL
I'd type the arrow and the 3, but I did it twice already and my comment was deleted.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I <3 LL TOO
I swear, that's that last time I'm using the
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF it deletes the <3 in comments?
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it thinks it's html
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, it's the fact that they kinda look like balls. I <3s.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you love balls?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love MY balls.
I have no feelings for yours or anyone elses.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, see, that's what happened.
crazy.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The M’s better win today things seem pretty hostile on the LL front.
by InSpokane on Apr 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not when I'm here!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhh some people just never understand anything ever. >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no it's all ok
I found a hug coupon.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First person that hugs me gets Coach thrown at them. And maybe Joey Cora too.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that won't hurt much, so...
HUGS
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between the two of them
that's 49 pounds of mass and a whole lotta tears.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget the 100lb sword!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't come attached to your 100 lb sword
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course I do! I don't with my 100lb halberd but always with
my sword!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So to get force you need acceleration and to convert from pounds to kg
assuming a throw of 3 Gs = 9.8*3 m/s^2 over a distance of iono, say 20 meters, you end up with
some momentum transfer that might hurt.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A soldier could take the hit
But only if he'd never been near a truck. Proximity to engines make them lazy and weak.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, which is why the government issues 15 lb automatic rifles
instead of 100 lb halberds nowadays
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap this thread got ridiculous in a hurry
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
these threads are the best threads
300+ comments before first pitch
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants have scored more runs than the Detroit Tigers
What?
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha oh man
The bets you could have made 10 days ago.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck all of you.
Am I doing it right?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL HAIL FUHRER!!!!
WE SHALL INVADE POLAND AND TAKE BY FORCE!!!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably a good idea.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry.
I was just making fun of the National Socialist party.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude,
at least it's an ethos.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING, LEBOWSKI!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god dammmit beat me to it
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a bowler.
What do you expect?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But can you can hear the call of Mother Russia?
She is calling all the time. For your blood...
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Insert joke about hearing Coach's mother here)
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly dude, what is up with all the blood?
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mother Russia and her minions, especially the one you all know
as Joseph Stalin, are always hungry for blood.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i get it you just started playing axis and allies
by InSpokane on Apr 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
start as the axis, and use germany to blitzkrieg russia with tanks
and control the sea around england. Easy win.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say what you will about Hitler,
he sure killed a lot of Jews.
by Llewdor on Apr 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? It's a neutral comment.
I know, Graham, I'm done, but I don't really see how that one could offend anybody.
by Llewdor on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
...
...
...
One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Don't shoot, I heard it from a Jew, that makes it ok, right?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you realize that's like the oldest nazi-jew joke ever right?
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people still get offended.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never seen The Big Lebowski, I take it?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of assholes
Garza still has that shiteating grin in his player photo.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FSN NW feed on MLB.TV!
Thank Jesus for the little things.
by cwel87 on Apr 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Padres called, they want their uniforms back.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I figured out why we're losing.
McLaren changed his number to 7 from 8. Jeremy Reed is haunting this team for stealing his number.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over from DRaysBay
good luck guys, should be a good series....ill be checking out the comment thread here
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on Apr 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd advise staying away until we win a game
Things are getting ugly in these parts.
by Graham on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Advice: Don't leave the comment thread here.
If you do, it will be nigh impossible to catch up effectively later.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Careful.
This coment thread is already a disaster.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a bold faced lie
this comment thread is made of hugs.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and kittens.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But unfortunately, not sunshines, nor lollipops.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix Day was yesterday.
I know our bullpen's sucked, but he'd BETTER not be pitching today.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, but....
yeah, shit, you got me.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zombie kittens.
It's just like Silent Hill, but adorable.
by Llewdor on Apr 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
caveat emptor, mi amigo
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS
THERE'S THIS THING CALLED BASEBALL HAPPENING.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it Ichiro.
He saw 5 pitches that AB, swung at two, and 4 of them were balls.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez!!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there goes
the no hitter
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez sees 5 more pitches, and then gets a hit
So uh......
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez>Justin Upton
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We wish.....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's there
The link didn't show up on the front page though. I had to go via here
by Alex B on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok so what are the odds
on mclaren running lopez here?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome batting 3rd.
Are they supposed t to be changing lineups this early? Hargrove can't be pleased.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn it Beltre.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit king awesome....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least it wasn't a bendy thing
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
Beltre's been swining at some terrible pitches these last few games
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's the heckler?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't have the TV feed so I can't see
but is he there? We might not know yet. He usually picks one guy and rides him for the rest of the game. Maybe his guy isnt up yet.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Tampa's fan base pumped for this year
..or have the opening day beer-goggles not worn off?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The latter.
I'd be shocked to see more than 20k in attendance tomorrow.
"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic." - Robert S. Weider
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, Raul hit that further than I thought
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a hell of a popup Dave.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's time! It's time!
It's Bedard time!
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too many damn comments about Coach
Should've just Shift + A'ed
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Shift+A.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like that addition.
I'm still waiting for the command code for "Ban Coach Owens"
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God that curve is unfair.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn it, King Awesome is blowing it today.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Nastiest curveball ever (note: ever is hyperbole)
Fuck those types of hits.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's an ominous sign.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
It's okay King Awesome, I still love you.
Not as much as Red, though.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was lame
We're not in 2007 anymore.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Punch
kick break swear smash
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You got that wrong
it's 1-2 punch.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duck, duck, punch
Kick, duck, punch.
Ahh, Parappa.
by Llewdor on Apr 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more like going up against Don Flamenco
dodge left, then right, left, right, left ad infinitum.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit pussy hits killing us for another season
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Angels trademarked those
do they get money when other teams do it?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, it's gonna be one of those days isn't it?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those are the weakest two hits of all time.
The Mariners never catch any breaks.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This place is gay.
The Rays are homos.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No...see...it's an "R", not a "G"
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what the gayest type of fish is?
I'll give you one guess.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're about to be losing, huh?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weird
Ichiro didn't break any bones while making that play. The way things are going, I kind of expected him to.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That little noise Sims made
was kinda hilarious.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin>BJ
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Erikkkkk
Get some Ks plz. Fly balls suck....
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, crank it up Bedard.
We need a "K" here.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm scared.
Somebody hold me.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Bedard is pitching
I'd be ready to put a dvd on if it were Washburn on the mound.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
god damn
those curves are pretty even in gameday
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN!
EriK!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Erik Bedard
"fuck it, i'll just do it myself."
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At first glance I thought you said
"Gnomes are scary". Big difference.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Gnomes, for example.
by Llewdor on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Erik Bedard is really good.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix needs to learn how to climb the ladder like that.
He took way too many notes from Gil Meche last season.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Erik Bedard is Really Good
He is fucking the man
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job BUHDARD!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bay-darr
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is he doing with his mouth?
what the fuck is he doing with his mouth?
by weebs on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you have to ask,
you might not be as gay as you think.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he have a mouth guard in there?
It looks like he's chewing on something plastic
by iheartjavelinas on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know Canadians, they're all mouth guard wearing pretty boys.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No runs!
We didn't give up any runs this inning! Huh!
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
11 pitches, 10 strikes
3GB, 1FB, 1K.
Erik's ready.
by Matthew on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many hits will we get this inning
O/U 0
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Horacio Ramirez to Erik Bedard
A significant upgrade.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard sucks
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Them's fighting words
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't say that.... he's allowed no runs 11 pitches...RELAX
by Alaska on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
100% sure kent was being sarcastic.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was kidding
He was just dripping in your slobber and I needed to take him down a notch.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie up, inning...
Oh wait he's leading off.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's Richie taking that Belt-high fastball Dave was talking about.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gameday shows him painting the corners pretty well though
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like blinding rage ahead
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The camera behind the plate
appears to be operated by Hulk Hogan
by Alex B on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS THE CAMERA BEHIND YOU?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get an infield hit, apparently!
Wow, didn't see that one coming
by Alex B on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
At this point Richie is guaranteed a 6-pitch AB. I consider that a success for him.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You just struck out Sexson.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team is 2nd in homeruns?
Boy, we sure are waisting them.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FSN on Cableone, Boise
Where the fuck is the game?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know Richie.....
Eventually the umps are going to start calling those meatball strikes as actual strikes
by OlSalty on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie infield hit.
Welcome back to bizzaro world.
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tampa ain't the only team that can get fluke hits!
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Sexson did something good.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he retired?
ba dum bum ching
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
He almost couldve had a chance to get Richie out...
by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for Wilki to bullshit his way on base too
by Kevman22 on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit and Run..do it!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think there should be a requirement
that you must wait twenty seconds after something good happens before posting it.
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha point proven.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
son of a cocksmoker
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1-18. Not like this is a small sample size.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson
You're running out of time, buddy.
by ThundaPC on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
18 at bats is plenty of leash!!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO HURTS THIS TEAM
BY NOT SHANKING WILKERSON!
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone seen the move "Let's go to Prison?"
Wilkerson has that terribly stupid look on his face that's supposed to be intimidating but is instead hilarious.
by edddgar on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still think Wilkerson
doesn't get enough hate around here.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE WILKERSON I HOPE YOUR CHILD AND YOUR CHILD'S CHILD AND YOUR CHILD'S CHILD'S CHILD'S DOG
GET MALIGNANT CANCER TUMORS YOU USELESS PIECE OF GUTTER WASTE.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brad Wilkerson continues to do nothing to make me like or care about Brad Wilkerson
by Nick S on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because it's eighteen at bats? And he's a patient hitter with 20 HR power? Emphasis on PATIENT? Team leading 6 BBs?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew
I was just about to post a prediction that Wilkerson was going to have a hit. Thankfully the site's lag time prevented me from doing so before the DP.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We thought about picking him up ourselves,
(7 outfielders > 6) but then Reagins was like "WAIT! I've got a better idea.."
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
about as much as
the mariners are paying the angels' medical staff
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's early people.
You'd barely notice if he was 1-18 in the middle of the season.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By then he'll be 18-300
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you knew better than that. :(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson will likely be fine
but you'll have to excuse me if I've grown a complex against Stop-Gap Veterans Who Suck For the Mariners Early in the Season.
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So true.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember I predicted Kenji would hit a home run today
and hes on deck
by seattlebruin on Apr 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great call, Madam Cleo.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, where's the heckler?
Who's he picking today?
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too easy if you ask me
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been waiting to hear from him...
Nothing yet
by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear some dude chanting "Lets go Mariners" but thats it.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what reminded me.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds like he's swallowed a cowbell
That thing's being going off all game
by Alex B on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that AB went well.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Job Kenji.
That was ball four.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't raise your batting average by walking..duh
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ELLIOT JOHNSON!!!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on Apr 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go go swinging at ball 4.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for Clement
The artist formerly known as Katal
by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready.
But then again I just feel that Kenji is going to collapse.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
cool, a dancing caveman...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The cavemen commercials suck.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can the Geico caveman campaign
die already?
by BrianL on Apr 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So since our offense/defense is sucking
Heres a video of a Notre Dame pitcher getting blasted in the face by a line drive... jump to about 20 seconds if you dont feel like watching the first pitch go by...
by thenatural on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was uplifting.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw that earlier
he got destroyed by that thing. Did you hear the guy in the crowd go "OH SHIT!"?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side
Garza's thrown 37 pitches already.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 63 pitches until we're allowed to score a run!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard threw a ball!
BRING IN FELIX
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was evil.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Willy go out? Where?
Aye! Bar.
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by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you shitting me?
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by Goose on Apr 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jones finds a way
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by Katal LM on Apr 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked like a fastball to me.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait they have cheerleaders?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is stupid.
Whoa, Rays have dancers/cheerleaders now?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
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