4/8: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays, Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
Ichiro CF Iwamura 2B
Lopez 2B Crawford LF
Beltre 3B Pena 1B
Ibanez "LF" Upton CF
Sexson 1B Gomes DH
Wilkerson RF Aybar 3B
Vidro DH Riggans C
Johjima C Johnson RF
Betancourt SS Bartlett SS---------- ----------
Bedard SP Garza SP
You know who else sucked for a while? Romans. They were all like Numitor this, Vestal Virgins that, and then Lucius Postumius Megellus came along and commanded the siege of Agrigentum, and the rest is history. So the lesson is don't belittle Tampa Bay, because should they ascend to power they will almost certainly exact their revenge by enslaving you and having sex with your women.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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So the womenfolk are safe for one more day
if Bedard just plain deals and the bullpen doesn't suck?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
I think I could die a happy man
If Tampa Bay started kicking New York and Boston's asses, denying at least one of them a playoff spot every year.. Short of the M's winning the World Series, there is nothing I would want more from baseball.
And they were real warriors
No trucks, bitches
And 100 pound Gladius's
And those shields must've been like 300 lbs too
And it was uphill...
Both ways.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Good luck tonight folks
Hopefully Garza can match Bedard bullet for bullet.
"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic." - Robert S. Weider
I've got five bucks
that Squinty throws Potatoes onto the mound today.
Nah
See, now he's going to use RRS 8 days in a row until he starts giving games away, THEN he'll go back to potatoes.
Yeah, he should use RRS now
I think Hyphen learned his lesson - now he'll stay awake during those seventh innings.
Parthia
and the Sox are, I dunno, someone annoying
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No,
can't be Parthia. They weren't powerful until much later.
Like the way the Rays will be the Emperor Trajan to the Yankees Parthian dynasty some day. But not today.
You're jumping around in time, Sullivan.
btw, for classical analogies used in a baseball context, this blog wins 9,000 internets....
ok, what about
Red Sox = Nero. enjoyed for a brief time then corrupted by power
Yankees = Tigellinus. evil, rich
Orioles = Acte. used to be relevant, now ignored.
Blue Jays = Poppara. should be more influential but aren't.
Rays = Petronius? I don't know. Losing steam here.
Hmmm.
I like what you did there. This is sticking purely with nations -
Red Sox = Carthage, proud tradition, came to dominate Med trade when the greeks were weaker
Yankees = Greece/Hellenic empire(s). Duh.
Orioles = Pontus/Pontic Kingdoms. Pretty irrelevant, then killed every mutherfucker in the room, then got killed.
Blue Jays = Eburones or the Germans of the Teutoburg Forest. Yeah, you can wipe out a legion and everyone thinks it's your 'time' but in the end, you're not built to win wars.
Rays = Rome, per the words of our leader.
by marc w on Apr 8, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think the analogy here would be
to Hannibal Gisco.
The question is whether the Red Sox are Hannibal (the famous one).
Then there's the question of whether THIS year's Rays are L. Postumius Megellus or A. Quintus Sulpicius. They're a rising power, but are they good enough to actually win? Clearly, revenge will be theirs in time. But in 2008?
Thank god you showed up
I was starting to run myself into corners.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy Jeff.
He didn't mean to upset you. Put down the knife, let's not shank anyone but Squinty today.
What if we don't have any women?
This is like one of those nightmares I've had about being in prison.
I hope you are short haired and scruffy
...or you view "slave labor" as "getting to work outdoors".
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
There's women in prison
the trick is not being one of them.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
up next, The Rape of the Sabine Women!!!
or, rather, woman.
Or rather Alfred. Put your skirt on, Alfred.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm no Jeff but
"Hey, Eric!"
"Yes, Geoffrey?"
"What do you think of the Leafs?"
"I think they suck, Geoffrey!"
"You know what I think, Eric?"
"What's that?"
"THPBBBBBT"
"Ahahahahahahahah!"
"Ahahahahahahahah!"
UNCLE FUCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
where's the huge
shiteating grin?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AJ: Man, I can't believe they traded me. I'm a potential All-Star, and I'm only 22!
Geoff: This isn't a-boot potential. This is a-boot proving to the fans that you have what it takes to win.
AJ: HAHA... wait... what's this a-bout, again?
Erik: This is a-boot acquiring a number one starter. This is a-boot proven commodities over inexperience!
AJ:
by ack on Apr 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Not too worried about the women.
They're all 80 year old retired Jews in Florida anyway. Sure, they could get Viagra, but not really because they're scared of the internet and refuse the pay the high prices at Marty's drug store.
...and now I'm here
Your women, not their women.
They already have their women. Dissatisfied, they're coming for yours.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm aware.
And I'm not worried about a large number of impotent 80 year olds chasing the women with their flaccid canes and walking pricks....er... placid canes and walking sticks.
...and now I'm here
That was really, really bad.
Ugh.
...and now I'm here
You flatter me.
I was never funny.
...and now I'm here
he said funnier
not funny. Its an important distinction.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It really is
Carrot Top would be funnier if he told Gallagher's jokes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Comparitively funnier implies some degree of funny-ness.
When both have none, they are incomparable. That's like saying "0" is more than "i"
...and now I'm here
A fart is funnier than cancer
That doesn't mean cancer is funny.
What's not funny about farts?
...and now I'm here
I think we've gotten to the heart of your chronic unfunniness
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not your guy, friend.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
"THPBBBBBT!!"
"Ahahahahahahahah!"
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
What's not funny about cancer?
I'm trachiotomy man!! (I'm sure I misspelled that).
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I think butt cancer is the funniest of all cancers.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
by Thingray on Apr 8, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well yes,
the testicles and rectum could be considered "next" to each other...
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
That should read:
"That doesn't mean cancer isn't funny."
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I am. I'm disagreeing with you.
I'm saying your point is wrong.
...and now I'm here
Funnier =/= funny
This point is absolute truth.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what that symbol means.
...and now I'm here
No, you're still wrong.
Gallagher = 0 humor, Carrot top = 0 humor. For one to be funnier than the other, one has to have at least a decimal point of humor. Neither do. Your premise is incorrect.
...and now I'm here
Original point:
You were funnier when you didn't post.
When not posting: Funny x = 0
When posting now: Funny x < 0
(This is what's referred to as the "painfully unfunny" domain.)
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But what does TBS have to say about all this?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Okay, then I still disagree with you about what funny is.
Also, SVU is for girls.
...and now I'm here
Leave humor to people who know how to use it please
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, like you and Dane Cook.
...and now I'm here
SVU is still for girls.
I'm not trying to be funny. It really is for girls. It's chick law and order.
...and now I'm here
I don't know who you are.
So go away.
...and now I'm here
So Coach has aged 10 yeaars and hijacked Librocrat's account?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you grant Librocrat's request for the ban-hammer?
Or is "retarded" not a good enough reason?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
What happened here?
Librocrat used to seem to get along with everyone, and now every post is a pissing contest...
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I don't know
but I think it's hilarious (at least for the moment).
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Oh, weird.
half my comment was deleted...
...and now I'm here
I don't really know,
but there used to at least be civil discussions.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Autoposting of comments
ruins it.
...and now I'm here
I gotta agree. This place has been assholish lately.
It's getting a little annoying.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
So is this a good time to tell you I love you?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the thing that makes it annoying to me
is that you doing it is fine, because it's original and funny. Everybody understands that it's your thing. "Wrong" should be your catchphrase.
Everybody else doing it just fails. It's assholish and unnecessary.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I am flattered by their imitation
But creeped out by their poser-ness
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they have good intentions
it's just hard to pull off sarcastic on the internet sometimes
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
If it's sarcasm, then I'm missing it badly.
Because there has been some pretty assholish attitudes towards people around here lately. And it's uncharacteristic of this place.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
We just got our asses handed to us by the O's.
How pleasant do you epect us to be?
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I'm not saying that we need to be pleasent.
We've gotten embarassed and been pissed off before and alot worse. But the community has never acted like this.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Even though apparently I'm a contributer
I do agree with you. I wouldn't mind it stopping.
...and now I'm here
I'm going on strike.
Just like Canada!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Felix>Justin Upton >:(
...
...
...
>:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
wow once these comments run up against the wall
they don't make a lot of sense.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
It can be tough. Try switching to "wide" screen on the settings.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
You will once you're people.
...and now I'm here
watching you try and save something out of this = funny
what you are saying and how you are saying it = not funny
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
its like watching someone die slowly of a terminal disease...
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Hey, here's the thing.
Go away. You're not in this conversation, you weren't invited in it, and you're neither funny nor contributing to it. You have to purpose here, and much like monopoly money, you're worthless. Stop trying to join into the conversation, no one wants you here.
...and now I'm here
man this is totally making
the end of my workday so much more fun
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Could you imagine Coach, Librocrat and SKOORBO having a conversation right now?
it would shatter all forms of any comedy scale
Yeah, pretty much.
I would love to see that. In fact, I think I would pay ten bucks to read that thread.
I'll give you a taste
FUCK YOU JEFF!!!!! NAZI ASSHOLE.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did I not laugh at this
And simply think "yup"?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
PLAYACTION FOOTBALL IS TEH GREATEST GAME EVER
let for m a league so we can play as a grounp over teh internets isn't this game jest made of pur win it like a million little kitty cats are going skeet skeet skeet all over my balls
..and so forth
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no he was talking about Little League Baseball for the NES
...although he was right. It was a great baseball game.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
You see
this is why I wish I had discovered LL about a year sooner.
There are so many memes/people/jokes I just don't get.
this is what the wiki is supposed to be for
too bad we have no motivation to update it.
Don't worry.
New memes and jokes pop up all the time.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
There will never be another SKOORBO
unless I claim the account...
Random poster...
Made a few poor comments and was unhappy with Jeff when he removed a diary, so he made a diary calling Jeff a nazi.
...and now I'm here
I was told to be meaner
by Brett... and you I think.
...and now I'm here
Well, that's fine.
Different issue, though, yeah? I was still told to be meaner.
...and now I'm here
You said it too.
And you are the boss of me. :(.
...and now I'm here
I just read that thread
I did no such thing. I was busy abusing AK
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Just out of curiosity now that he's gone
who was the AK Interpreter?
he's gone?
He just posted recently. I didn't think he was ever outed.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I'll let the person confess on his own
I don't think it's fair to ruin sockpuppets.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention
that totally wasn't the point. To make mean funny, you have to not be annoying too
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
I wasn't trying to be funny.
...and now I'm here
He's not cranky.
He has sand in his......
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
That's one word for it.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
...then erupting with the last throes of life, right before the end
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
I got along with your mother last night!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I'm not entirely sure how to respond to this
Well okay then.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The Orioles are six games ahead of Detroit
This is why I don't place bets on anything less than a season long.
I will absolutely root for the Red Sox
if it means the Tigers match their 2003 0-9 start to the season.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 8, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict Kenji will hit a home run today
But as we learned yesterday, I am terrible at predicting things, so...
I predict you're wrong.
That way one of us is right.
...and now I'm here
And I predict it will be you
Ha! Now I've jinxed myself so my first prediction will be right!
This is true...
The rally killers are now in one suck-filled cluster.
And here I assumed he was white.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Why didn't you ask that when you had DRays Bay dude's attention?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Because who the fuck is Elliot Johnson?
I can't ask questions about names I don't know.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MiLB stats
http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=7312
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
So what I've learned is that Elliot Johnson sucks
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Phil Hughes lasted only 3 innings today against the Royals. 87 pitches thrown. 4 Walks!
The poster formerly known as Matt.
BTW, coming into today's game
Mariner Offense (rank amongst AL teams):
Drawing Walks: 2nd
Hitting Home Runs: 2nd
Avoiding Ks: 3rd
I am hopeful these trends continue.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll never escape the legacy of the Brewers.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to fail before you can succeed
................
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone whos past second grade knows that first is the worst
and second is the best
Third is the one with the hairy hairy chest.
...and now I'm here
So clearly you haven't finished second grade yet
it must be just around the corner!
IIRC, he's a natural scientist
Second grade is a step up for that lot ;).
Just kidding Alex. Some of my best friends are Natscis.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow, Natural Science
thanks for pointing that out Graham. Wooo for engineers =)
Except there are no girl engineers
Hence, some of my best friends are natural scientists.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There are female engineers
there just aren't female computer scientists :(
This is why my girlfriend was a bio/classics major.
Now she works at a lab that checks into PED stuff, I get to learn who is roiding from an inside source ;-)
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I was a CS major for two years
and there ARE female computer scientists. Though I only ever met one that most would say is hot.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Yeah yeah
there were a few female CS majors at USC, but none that I think I'd ever rate above "cute".
Now BioMedical Engineering, that was the place for hot female engineers. Albeit most of them were premeds so meh.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Yes. Holy God, exactly
If you want hot girls check out the biomed and chem-e classes that feed into premed.
Haha
I started telling freshman CS majors to take Chem for their science classes instead of physics, just so they could meet attractive girls who will understand their pain somewhat.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Yeah I was just lucky and all my really close guy friends were chem-e
that worked out pretty well, honestly
There are no attractive girls in bioeng here
>:(
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to.
I just need to finish this degree first
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Tsk too bad
I think we get lucky here because
1. Its SoCal
2. Our engineering program is pretty good
3. Our medschool is also very respectable
4. its SoCal
The poster formerly known as Matt.
HA! Your engineering program is pretty good?
Try looking 5 miles west and 2 miles north!
Sorry, auto response. They teach us that in orientation...
Har Har
I didn't say the best, but last I checked we were in like the bottom of the upper tier.
Yes we're not Cal, MIT, Cal Tech, the Farm etc but we're not far off from ucla and UW.
Honestly if USC keeps improving at the rate they are I think we'll top you guys in 5-10 years.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Haha - you guys will get close
but our engineering program is awfully good. Not that you guys don't have a pretty decent one over there too. I'm also required to pimp our engineering program =)
We have a lot of rich alumni
who seem dedicated lately to pumping money into the school. In the last 6 years I think the EE, Chem E/Enviromental E and maybe one other school all got named. Plus the Engineering school as a whole and the whole Kline Institute thing.
For awhile there it felt like each department was trying to out do the other in terms of rich alumni donations.
No one ponied up for CS though :( My dream is to be able to throw my name on the school.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Just invent Facebook
it worked for the guys who invented Facebook.
Some dudes
recruited me at one point for a political themed face book equivalent but I wasn't going to be around for the month they wanted me.
I also think social networks are going to crash in the next 2-3 years. But that's another conversation.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Or run off home to Seattle
And deploy the English accent trick.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not true
as already stated, Bio/Chem houses a lot of attractive girls.
Like I said my GF was a Bio major/classics minor.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
He is referring to Cambs in particular
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So they should be!
Still not quite sure how I got myself into a playground fight :-)
I'm pretty sure that's an old playground saying.
Although it's been a very long time since I was in elementary school.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
You want to kill everyone these days, don't you?
Soldiers in 2nd century China were more selective with their kills - otherwise they'd get tired from repeatedly swingin 100lb swords with enough force to kill a man.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And all the walking
Don't forget about the walking because they weren't lazy.
maybe he died his hair black and started to dress emo like Evil Spiderman
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said
If you're using fictional weapons I'm using a lightsaber
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit!
But they were probably really heavy, you have to agree.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
You'll have to swim over here and get me first.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
You know the more I think about it
you wouldn't have to swing a 100 lb sword all that hard to kill someone with it.
Yeah I was thinking that too
I mean....you could just drop it on someone, but......then what's the point of making it into a sword?
Seems like a 100 lb rock would be just as good.....
but you would have to be able to pick it up
and I think Coach has some work to do there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OK GUYS I FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET
IT WILL FIX EVERYTHING

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I CAN SEE THAT
AND NOW WE CAN BUILD BRIDGES OF LOVE BETWEEN ANGELS FANS, MARINERS FANS ANNNNDD COACH OWENS!
Any bridge to CO is a waste of taxpayer money
CUT THE PORK!
not possible
Angels fans don't actually exist. The owners just put clothes on all the rats for gametime.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
So I put that through Google Translate
you said
"If, in fact Australia"
ok well the "if" I can understand
because I couldn't accent the i in "Si", but I have no idea where the fuck "in fact australia" came from.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I'm always surprised when Americans
don't understand basic Spanish.
It's been a long time sice I studied French.
What did you say about shit?
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
ooh! let me guess!
I only know spanish and english, so...
Tu = you
aimes = uhh
parler = to speak
merde = ?
je pense = I think
Do I get partial credit?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I suspect it is self evident
Let's have an informal poll.
Who here thinks Coach likes talking shit?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
(raises hand)
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
who thinks he just doing it to fit in with the assholeish nature of this community?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd probably agree with that.
All the cool popular kids are so snarky!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Likes, or is good at?
Likes yes. Is good at, not so much.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
tres mas cervazas por favor!
gei wo san ping pijou ba
cuando me bano, yo toco los tambores
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
tambores I do not know. The rest I do.
I think I can fill the rest in based on context.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
My Spanish in-front-of-class-dialouges dialogues were 100% win.
It's the only way I ever made it through two years.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I got "drums" on babelfish
but I figured it could very well be some kind of colloquialism for "I touch myself"
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
me gusta chicos y zapatos --> I like boys and shoes
Doesn't mean anything
you should still be able to understand that at least partially
Yeah seriously
They're the same language, essentially.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Tequila, margarita, burrito.
I understand basic Spanish...
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Yeah, I kinda figured
I was just curious to see what Google would say.
I went and did it too
and I got "If, in fact Australia" like seattlebruin did
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
And now to me.
It's not my fault people teach me Asian languages.
I heart most of LL
I'd type the arrow and the 3, but I did it twice already and my comment was deleted.
...and now I'm here
I <3 LL TOO
I swear, that's that last time I'm using the
I think it thinks it's html
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it's the fact that they kinda look like balls. I <3s.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I love MY balls.
I have no feelings for yours or anyone elses.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Don't you?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, see, that's what happened.
crazy.
...and now I'm here
Ahhhh some people just never understand anything ever. >:(
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First person that hugs me gets Coach thrown at them. And maybe Joey Cora too.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Between the two of them
that's 49 pounds of mass and a whole lotta tears.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So to get force you need acceleration and to convert from pounds to kg
assuming a throw of 3 Gs = 9.8*3 m/s^2 over a distance of iono, say 20 meters, you end up with
some momentum transfer that might hurt.
A soldier could take the hit
But only if he'd never been near a truck. Proximity to engines make them lazy and weak.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, which is why the government issues 15 lb automatic rifles
instead of 100 lb halberds nowadays
these threads are the best threads
300+ comments before first pitch
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude,
at least it's an ethos.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
But can you can hear the call of Mother Russia?
She is calling all the time. For your blood...
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
(Insert joke about hearing Coach's mother here)
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Mother Russia and her minions, especially the one you all know
as Joseph Stalin, are always hungry for blood.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
start as the axis, and use germany to blitzkrieg russia with tanks
and control the sea around england. Easy win.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
What? It's a neutral comment.
I know, Graham, I'm done, but I don't really see how that one could offend anybody.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
...
...
...
One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Don't shoot, I heard it from a Jew, that makes it ok, right?
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Never seen The Big Lebowski, I take it?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of assholes
Garza still has that shiteating grin in his player photo.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I figured out why we're losing.
McLaren changed his number to 7 from 8. Jeremy Reed is haunting this team for stealing his number.
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Over from DRaysBay
good luck guys, should be a good series....ill be checking out the comment thread here
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
I'd advise staying away until we win a game
Things are getting ugly in these parts.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Advice: Don't leave the comment thread here.
If you do, it will be nigh impossible to catch up effectively later.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a bold faced lie
this comment thread is made of hugs.
and kittens.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But unfortunately, not sunshines, nor lollipops.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix Day was yesterday.
I know our bullpen's sucked, but he'd BETTER not be pitching today.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but....
yeah, shit, you got me.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
caveat emptor, mi amigo
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by pdb on Apr 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it Ichiro.
He saw 5 pitches that AB, swung at two, and 4 of them were balls.
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Lopez sees 5 more pitches, and then gets a hit
So uh......
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
It's there
The link didn't show up on the front page though. I had to go via here
King Awesome batting 3rd.
Are they supposed t to be changing lineups this early? Hargrove can't be pleased.
Man
Beltre's been swining at some terrible pitches these last few games
I don't have the TV feed so I can't see
but is he there? We might not know yet. He usually picks one guy and rides him for the rest of the game. Maybe his guy isnt up yet.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
So is Tampa's fan base pumped for this year
..or have the opening day beer-goggles not worn off?
Free Barry Bonds
The latter.
I'd be shocked to see more than 20k in attendance tomorrow.
"Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic." - Robert S. Weider
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeez, Raul hit that further than I thought
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I really like that addition.
I'm still waiting for the command code for "Ban Coach Owens"
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it, King Awesome is blowing it today.
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Hahaha
Nastiest curveball ever (note: ever is hyperbole)
Fuck those types of hits.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Damn.
It's okay King Awesome, I still love you.
Not as much as Red, though.
It's more like going up against Don Flamenco
dodge left, then right, left, right, left ad infinitum.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit pussy hits killing us for another season
Refuse to progress!!
I thought the Angels trademarked those
do they get money when other teams do it?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Yep, it's gonna be one of those days isn't it?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Those are the weakest two hits of all time.
The Mariners never catch any breaks.
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You know what the gayest type of fish is?
I'll give you one guess.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird
Ichiro didn't break any bones while making that play. The way things are going, I kind of expected him to.
The artist formerly known as Katal
That little noise Sims made
was kinda hilarious.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, crank it up Bedard.
We need a "K" here.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
At least Bedard is pitching
I'd be ready to put a dvd on if it were Washburn on the mound.
The artist formerly known as Katal
At first glance I thought you said
"Gnomes are scary". Big difference.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Whew!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Felix needs to learn how to climb the ladder like that.
He took way too many notes from Gil Meche last season.
Refuse to progress!!
If you have to ask,
you might not be as gay as you think.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Does he have a mouth guard in there?
It looks like he's chewing on something plastic
by iheartjavelinas on Apr 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You know Canadians, they're all mouth guard wearing pretty boys.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I was kidding
He was just dripping in your slobber and I needed to take him down a notch.
I fucking hate you Mariners
There's Richie taking that Belt-high fastball Dave was talking about.
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more like blinding rage ahead
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The camera behind the plate
appears to be operated by Hulk Hogan
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS THE CAMERA BEHIND YOU?
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Get an infield hit, apparently!
Wow, didn't see that one coming
Honestly
At this point Richie is guaranteed a 6-pitch AB. I consider that a success for him.
The artist formerly known as Katal
FSN on Cableone, Boise
Where the fuck is the game?
You know Richie.....
Eventually the umps are going to start calling those meatball strikes as actual strikes
Richie infield hit.
Welcome back to bizzaro world.
No kidding.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
haha
He almost couldve had a chance to get Richie out...
Hit and Run..do it!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think there should be a requirement
that you must wait twenty seconds after something good happens before posting it.
Nice.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
1-18. Not like this is a small sample size.
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ICHIRO HURTS THIS TEAM
BY NOT SHANKING WILKERSON!
Anyone seen the move "Let's go to Prison?"
Wilkerson has that terribly stupid look on his face that's supposed to be intimidating but is instead hilarious.
I still think Wilkerson
doesn't get enough hate around here.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
DIE WILKERSON I HOPE YOUR CHILD AND YOUR CHILD'S CHILD AND YOUR CHILD'S CHILD'S CHILD'S DOG
GET MALIGNANT CANCER TUMORS YOU USELESS PIECE OF GUTTER WASTE.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it's eighteen at bats? And he's a patient hitter with 20 HR power? Emphasis on PATIENT? Team leading 6 BBs?
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Whew
I was just about to post a prediction that Wilkerson was going to have a hit. Thankfully the site's lag time prevented me from doing so before the DP.
The artist formerly known as Katal
We thought about picking him up ourselves,
(7 outfielders > 6) but then Reagins was like "WAIT! I've got a better idea.."
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
about as much as
the mariners are paying the angels' medical staff
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's early people.
You'd barely notice if he was 1-18 in the middle of the season.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I thought you knew better than that. :(
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Wilkerson will likely be fine
but you'll have to excuse me if I've grown a complex against Stop-Gap Veterans Who Suck For the Mariners Early in the Season.
The artist formerly known as Katal
Remember I predicted Kenji would hit a home run today
and hes on deck
Great call, Madam Cleo.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, where's the heckler?
Who's he picking today?
Refuse to progress!!
I've been waiting to hear from him...
Nothing yet
I hear some dude chanting "Lets go Mariners" but thats it.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
That's what reminded me.
Refuse to progress!!
It sounds like he's swallowed a cowbell
That thing's being going off all game
Well that AB went well.
Refuse to progress!!
You don't raise your batting average by walking..duh
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm ready.
But then again I just feel that Kenji is going to collapse.
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So since our offense/defense is sucking
Heres a video of a Notre Dame pitcher getting blasted in the face by a line drive... jump to about 20 seconds if you dont feel like watching the first pitch go by...
Well that was uplifting.
Refuse to progress!!
Saw that earlier
he got destroyed by that thing. Did you hear the guy in the crowd go "OH SHIT!"?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
On the bright side
Garza's thrown 37 pitches already.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Only 63 pitches until we're allowed to score a run!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
A former Baltimore Oriole, apparently.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
haha we posted the same thing
I was wondering why my post was censored.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
Fight it out
Each person is allowed one knife.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Two, but only if you use them like this:
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by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, now all we need is the theme from Mortal Kombat.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Shawn Fuckin' Riggans
homered off of Bedard. 1-0 Overlords over Mariners.
That was lame though
That was probably Bedard's worst curveball so far and it just happened to be hit for a homerun.
pretty sure it wasn't a curve
too fast and no y-axis break. I think it was a change.
Well at least J-Lo's coming up this inning
there's a phrase I never thought I'd use again
Yeah know, I'm not sure
It's on their uniforms now though...
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Still Diamondbacks on the team site.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni has some meat for you all right.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This gives a whole new meaning to, "Grab some pine, meat."
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't even put the ball in play either
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How bout you stop fucking around in scoring position
with your OBP.
Refuse to progress!!
OK, that was a pretty good pitch.
Refuse to progress!!
See that snap throw?
That's why we can't run with Ichiro or Yuni. The opposition knows it's coming, that's why we must run with Vidro and Wilk instead.
Well fuck.
That's the same effect as a bunt.
At least Richie isn't hitting behind the #3 hitter.
Does that count as a bunt?
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I can't believe Beltre just turned 29.
It seems like just yesterday we signed him as a 25 year old.
Refuse to progress!!
He turned 26 early in his first season
by Graham MacAree on Apr 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No you're not.
He signed at 25, turned 26 in the second week of the 2005 season.
Refuse to progress!!
Sometimes I hate Beltre so much.
Sorry Red
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Fuuuuuuuuuck bad pitch to swing at.
He needs an RBI to make up for that.
Refuse to progress!!
Did I really vote for Beltre over Felix
in that recent poll for our favorite Mariner? bah.
The artist formerly known as Katal
Fuck all.
Twice in one AB.
Refuse to progress!!
Damn.
Now they load 'em up for Sexson.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Yay, the ol' "walk 'em full for Richie" play.
:(
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
I don't think you need to throw 82 MPH
on an IBB, Garza.
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Remember in 2005 when this meant instant Grand Slam?
Good times.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Well, that was fun while it lasted
Maybe next inning
....
on how many teams would you intentionally walk a guy to load the bases for the cleanup hitter wit htwo outs?
I have a good feeling about Richie here
I fucking hate you Mariners
Lol
I like how they intentionally load the bases for our "power" hitter.
Mac didn't count on Garza counting
Raul to get to Richie.
Come on, Sexson. Get at least 2 RBI and I won't boo you for a week.
The artist formerly known as Katal
Ortiz IBB'd for Manny
I wonder how often that happens....
Let's go, Richie
You need this as much as we do
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
God damn it Richie
Why can't anyone take a bad fucking pitch?
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Richie, if you're going to hit one out, do it now.
Bases are juiced and Niehaus is on the TV side.
ANYONE REMEMBER WALKING?!
IT WASN'T TOO LONG AGO. JUST A FEW DAYS IN FACT.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Maybe
the M's will get lucky with a WP or something. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Garza has thrown no pitches in the zone yet.
3-2 count
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Don't swing
Whatever this 3-2 pitch is, don't swing!
Good AB as least.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Funk walk sounds like when you have a crap on deck and are headiing for the bathroom.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
That means the next guy up will swing at the first pitch.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Sexson is guessing....
it's so obvious. Lucky as hell there.
Is it bad that I had a sigh of relief after that?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Sexson...
BB Rate >20% and a K rate >40%....funny.
Did you just cum in your pants a little?
And was it out of fear or pleasure?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You can ejaculate out of fear?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not good news.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
You have impressed me
I am emasculated.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone get this man a vagina.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the only way I can
I mean... ummm... GRRRRRRR MAN NOISE!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Just take every pitch.
You'll walk for sure
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Somebody please get a screenshot of Wilk's face
It is the dumbest fucking look I've ever seen when he's in the batter's box.
Don't even take the bat off your shoulder.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
WOOOHOOOO Wilk!!!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just had the whole showroom stare at me again. Fuck em! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
He's 2-19
Thats not very good, lets get rid of this guy
Now all of you Wilk haters can shaddupa your face!
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
YES
God I wish this game thread didn't own my computer
Inning ends with Wilk caught stealing
Normality restored
Anyone want to make an educated guess
on Upton's defense in center so far and how it will progress over last season? I remember he was a poor defender last year, but he was still adjusting to the position switch.
Refuse to progress!!
Garza's living dangerously with the low pitches
one of these has to get by Riggins
This is me right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw-yI4vKRmA
Laura is Wilkerson
Man, at this point, they should just keep taking pitches.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
DO NOT SWING!
The board is being very laggy today.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
You know those little pitch trails on Gameday?
Yeah, the first three of them in this at-bat aren't even close to one another. This guy's all over the place.
Looked like he was slouched over a bit.
Back spasms?
Mariners are getting runs
There must be something wrong with him
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
On my team with Garza
I'm missing Hermida and Anibal Sanchez, I also had the injured Freddy Sanchez and prematurely dropped him.
On another team I have Hermida, Smoltz, Kazmir and Noah Lowry all on the DL. And I still won my opening week matchup quite handily.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I've been predicting it for a week
Eventually it will happen.
Great call, Madam Cleo.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Garza not looking so hot.
And Maddons going to get him.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers to Brooklyn Dodgers.
I think I win.
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Seriously?
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Yeah, the Dodgers used to be called the Trolley Dodgers.
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Cool. I always wondered where that name came from.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
I want drugs now
I fucking hate you Mariners
That is the worse anti-drug commercial I have ever seen.
Bring back the eggs on a frying pan.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the hottie that was smashing the kitchen with a frying pan.
I liked her
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Rachel Leigh Cook
From some of your favorite teen movies
Now you know
And knowing's half the battle
I'll obey what any hot girl tells me to do
Those commercials are 100% effective.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 8, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This has all the makings of a blowout
The Rays are a team I don't wish injury on though, hopefully it's nothing too serious.
Mac will put in Potatoes for the 4th straight day.
As a result, a 10 run lead is blown.
I'm HIV postitive that commercial sucked.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Dave really losing it
Garza had to come out after walking Jose Guillen?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
How, that was a ball?
Belt-high and down the middle? I guess they're spotting Kenji a strike zone handicap.
I hope Garza bleeds in Kenji's mouth
and gives him AIDS
All said though, Mac is happy the inning is over.
He can't send runners aggressively if there aren't any open bases.
Yeah
A referenced earlier by somebody: TRIPLE STEAL
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
All those darn walks clogging up the bases. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

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