2008 Baseball Magic Cards
2008 Baseball Magic Cards
Goose's mention of the Mariners Magic cards has basically ruined my chances at getting any work done this afternoon before going home to see the game getting rained out. We need to make Magic cards to commemorate what is sure to be a historically frustrating season of Mariners' baseball.. and I want to take it up a notch.
I want to design a baseball variant of Magic: The Gathering. This won't be a baseball card game in the sense that you have some playmat with bases on it and that you slide cards around on. but I'm thinking it can go like this:
1) Two players play a total of nine rounds, each taking alternate turns in the "Home/Away" fashion.
2) When it is a player's turn within each round, they are "batting." The opponent is then "defending." Players do not have life totals as in normal magic, but start at a score of zero. To win, a player must score points, or "runs" on the opponent during their batting turns, and prevent the opponent from scoring runs during their defending turns. The player who finishes the game with the most runs, wins.
3) Batting players attack and defend with their creature cards. Attacking creature are considered to be batting and baserunning, defending creatures are pitching and fielding.
Creatures with the pitcher trait cannot attack unless National League effects are in play.
4) Each of the colors of magic (green, white, blue, red and black) represent approaches to playing and managing the sport of baseball.
* Green is the color of life, growth and creation in Magic - in Baseball Magic green is the color of hustle, grit and youth. Energetic rookies, base stealers and "scrappy players" are good examples of green cards.
* White represents order, peace and tradition in Magic, so in Baseball Magic, white is the color of the Old School. Players who do things the right way and those with good fundamentals or a reputation for clean play are associated with white.
* Blue is Magic's color for intelligence, deception and control. In Baseball Magic, crafty pitchers and stat-head managers both call the color blue home.
* Red is the color of raw chaos and brute strength. If you're aiming for the fences with every swing or if you brush back batters with triple-digit fastballs, then you belong to red.
* Black is the color of death, disease and corruption. Players who slide with their spikes up or curse at children are associated with black, as are the debilitating illneses and injuries that keep players off the field.
5) Each player begins play with a deck of cards. Their deck is made of up pre-selected cards, no more than 4 copies of any given card or more than 1 copy of any Legendary card.
6) There are several different types of card, and the type determines when each card can be played.
* The top line of a card has the name of the card on the left, and the mana cost, if any, of the card on the right.
* The top half of the card has the card art.
* The card type is listed under the art on the left side, and the symbol indicated the edition or set that the card is from is on the right. The color of the symbol indicates the rarity of the card.
* The text box below the type information describes the card's traits or special abilities and may include 'flavor text' in italics. The flavor text provides some descriptive or humorous commentary on the subject of the card, and may relate to other cards or the overall storyline of the edition.
* The artist info is below the text box to the left, and the power and health information of creature cards is below the text box to the right.
7) Most cards in Baseball Magic require mana to play. Mana is the mystic power that drives all things, and players must draw mana from the resources available in order to see their teams to victory. In magic, players use land cards to gain mana.
Each player may play one land card per turn, and they may tap, or turn sideways, those land cards in order to gain mana.
Land cards add one mana of their associated color to your mana pool unless otherwise noted. When a player plays a card that requires mana from the mana pool, that mana is gone and cannot be used for another card.
Players cannot keep mana in their pool past the end of the current turn - if you tap land cards for mana during your turn, you must use that mana before the end of that turn or it is wasted. Lands may be tapped for mana at any time during any player's turn.
Baseball players are represented by creature cards.When you put a creature card into play, it remains in play until it is removed from play by another card or it takes damage equal to or surpassing its health statistic. Creatures also have a power statistic, which indicates their ability to impact the opposing players or score runs.
Sorcery cards are powerful effects that you can only play from your hand during your turn and outside of combat phases. An example of a sorcery would be "Moose ATV Attack," which damages an opposing target creature. This card cannot be played during an attack, as the opposing players are running around trying to field their positions, but it can be used between plate appearances to catch an unwary opponent who is making eyes at a ball girl or concessionaire.
Instants are cards that be played at any time, during any player's turn and during combat. These often represent surprise effects or in-play developments, such as turning a double play or causing the opponent to short hop a throw to first base. Unless otherwise noted, abilities on creature and other cards are instants. If multiple effects such as instants are played at the same time, opponents take turns playing their instants and effects and when all effects have been played, they are resolved in a first-in, last-out order.
Enchantments are permanent effects that are played on other cards as their rules describe, or into the general field of play. Enchaments do not leave play unless their own wording or another card forces them to. Examples of enchantments might be "Annoying PA Music" or "Hellish Bug Attack."
Cards may have "traits" or keywords in their type description or text box. These traits, like "Veteran," "Lefty," or "`Roider" will affect their interaction with other cards according to the rulebook. Some cards can only target cards with or without specific keywords, for example.
8) Before beginning the game, each player shuffles their deck to the opponent's satisfaction. Randomly determine who goes first. Each player then draws a hand of seven cards from the top of their deck.
9) During a player's turn, they may a) play one land card from their hand, b) play sorceries and enchantments and c) declare attacks (attack and combat rules need work and debate). At the end of each turn, if a player has more than 8 cards in their hand, they must discard cards of their choice until they have no more than 8.
Any questions to this point? Feel free to make cards or suggest ideas as you are comfortable. You can make cards easy at http://magic.falseblue.com and let me know if you have any suggestions. If we all work together, this just might not suck ass.
Some examples:
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You have put a scary amount of thought into this
by Graham on Apr 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
very true
I'm so glad I have no idea how to play this game.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 4, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't we just photoshop these cards
for the lulz? Do we have to make an overly elaborate game out of them?
by BrianL on Apr 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're "fucking the man in the 2 hole"
Does that mean, "in the hole where he makes #2"?
by johnbai on Apr 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
which also rhymes with "poo-hole"
/13 year old
by johnbai on Apr 4, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tangent warning
A while back was talking about baseball with a friend and I mentioned Albert Pujols, to which they giggled.
Them: "Is that his real name?"
Me: "Uh...yeah."
Them: (more giggling)
The whole poo-holes thing never occured to me. That's how awesome Albert Pujols is. I hear the syllables poo-holes, and I think of an awesome baseball player, not potty humor. (And I'm an immature guy, so I think about potty humor a lot.)
/tangent
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 4, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will now never be able to hear his name and not think of it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 4, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Cards fan and I've never heard it pronounced "poo-holes"
I've always heard it as "pull-hose" (which nvm, not much better), or most commonly "pull-hulls"
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I own a "Cardinals Take It In Their Pujols" T-Shirt
The user formerly known as Sec 108.
by Sec 108 on Apr 4, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheap Thrills
Check out the pronounciation guide.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?playerId=4574
Its fun being, like, 9
by DCMariner on Apr 4, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but...that doesnt go along with the spelling at all
by PShwa on Apr 4, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
learn to espaƱol
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
by Eyebrows on Apr 4, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but but how can sounds just exist in random spots
fuck it screw pujols hes an asshole
by PShwa on Apr 7, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the joke was "#2 hole" ,ya know, as in where shit comes from
not a rhyme
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would be correct
follow the reply-chain, ignore the /13yo
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul Ibanez is clearly an artifact creature
by Nick S on Apr 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
this reminds me of MLB Showdown, the greatest trading card game known to mankind
by Nick S on Apr 4, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm impressed at how quickly "Fucking The Man" became a Magic Card
by ningwers on Apr 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But...
"fucking the man" isn't worth anything without adding the "in the two hole" part.
by johnbai on Apr 4, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
In fact I swear that King Awesome was the first to be fucking the man
by ningwers on Apr 4, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking the man in the 5-hole makes less sense, though
unless you follow hockey.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 6, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woa, you've put alot more thought into these things
then I ever have. I've never even actually played the game.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to play it in high school
and every now and again I'll pick up a deck to mess around with, but it's not a serious hobby. Collectible card games are the most expensive goddamn pastime around.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Richie
Place all creatures on base in the graveyard.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Apr 4, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most annoying card would be this:
Mike Hargrove, The Human Rain Delay
Legendary Coach
Tap Mike Hargrove, The Human Rain Delay: Destroy all lands, enchantments, and creatures in play. Then all players shuffle their hands and graveyards into their decks and start the game over.
My mom says I'm cool
by aestivalis on Apr 5, 2008 8:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I might have a few out tomorrow sometime.
I got a few ideas.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 6, 2008 5:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh and by all means, if anybody else wants to kick in some of these, go right ahead.
The ones in that thread aren't all mine.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 6, 2008 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first few, Q/D.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 6, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson card, now with correct spelling!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 6, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrink that down a little bit and you got a winner.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 6, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 7, 2008 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squinty McClusterfuck is put back into play
whenever it appears he is about to be sent to the Graveyard. All Hustle stats gain +2, while all intelligence cards are taken from the deck and removed from the game.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 7, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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