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Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 4, 2008 4:05 PM PDT


Various Baltimore Orioles respond to being Baltimore Orioles:

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Ichiro CF                      Roberts 2B
Lopez 2B                     Mora 3B
Ibanez "LF"                  Markakis RF
Sexson 1B                   Millar 1B
Beltre 3B                      Huff DH
Wilkerson RF              Payton LF
Vidro DH                      Hernandez C
Johjima C                   Jones CF
Betancourt SS            Hernandez SS

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Washburn SP             Trachsel SP

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Geoff Baker says it's not raining right now.

As far as the weather reports, it's supposed to be without precipitation at game time tomorrow, and Sunday is anybody's guess.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mora looks like hes saying

"Please, save me from my hellish life of quintuplets"

in an Apu sort of fashion.

by PShwa on Apr 4, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah dude...

He needs to loose the flat-brim look.

by thenatural on Apr 4, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't want to bend the hat.

He knew he was about to get flipped to...oh nevermind.

Its such a long way down/Maybe I should try a floor below
A softer landing might just ease the pain
Being a coward is such a drag

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No kidding

I had to triple-take on it. Wow. Just... wow. Amazing what a simple shave can do for you

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tigers about 0-4

haha, suck it annoying Tigers announcers!

Also, the Giants have scored a run in back-to-back games. Crazy season so far.

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Tigers Bullpen is Horiffic

Their only saving grace is their offense, and Verlander. They better hope Zumaya gets healthy.

Bonderman seems to be having troubles as well. He is touted as being pretty good, but right now he's definetely "iffy". I don't think many people have any confidence in Dontrelle Willis or Kenny Rogers being significant +win conributors either.

by marinator on Apr 4, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stop laughing

but really, i think of them as the 07 yanks. terrific offense, so-so bullpen, and a bunch of clowns in the rotation. They can go far once the bats lose their rust.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't decide

If Jay Payton looks like Yogi the Bear or Magilla Gorilla, but he definitely looks like some sort of goofy cartoon animal.

by thenatural on Apr 4, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The 7th Guy Down....

That guy seriously look like he's about to shank the photographer.

Your post made me laugh extremely hard.

by marinator on Apr 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Very funny

I'd hate having to be an oriole too.

by Fin on Apr 4, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad Chad Bradford

is still sporting the kid-toucher mustache

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jones looks very unhappy in that pic.

Though, at least his eyes are open. And the bottom guy (not sure of his name, because fuck the Orioles) looks really jazzed. Like, he's the only person that even cares. All the other guys are like "fuuuuuuuck" and then he's all "yeaaaaaah"

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He's jazzed

because the Orioles are the only team that would pay him millions of dollars.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 4, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck who doesnt know what Jay Payton looks like?

If you sat down a more casual fan they'd probably pick him out of all of them.

by PShwa on Apr 4, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't

but I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to non-Mariner players, photographically speaking, so there's that I guess.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 4, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kinda where I'm at

I definitely recognized the face, but not giving a shit had a lot to do with that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe more M's fans comments...

than O's. GS52 wore the flat brim in Seattle too. It just stands out more now since it is orange.

by elsid on Apr 4, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

And since GS52's now bald.

No hair + Orange cap = Bent Brim Plz...

//Wears GS52 blue jersey today w/pride.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 4, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of nostalgia

it appears that Jamie Walker had his picture taken with a camera from his childhood.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 4, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wilky

Anyone listening to KOMO pregame? Brad Wilkerson likes golf more than his children, apparently.

by appleshampoo on Apr 4, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

good

Golf is awesome, kids are annoying.

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

According the Pre-game show

Mac expects the offense to explode soon.

If they talk to him about it and he mentions Sexson. I will e-hit him. I will stick my hand through the TV and smack some sense into him.

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Luck

Last time I tried that I woke up in Pleasantville

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 4, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully

He stayed away from the Sexson Topic

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

That place just sells faux-punk patches and Green Day crap to impressionable over-the-hill first basemen.

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 4, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this whole 'being off work this week' thing.

I hate having to work saturdays as normally I would miss this game. Hope it doesn't get rained off, there are no stressful situations and that we fuck them in the ass and make them humble.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It's tough sitting on the sidelines.

by JI on Apr 4, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

but atleast

He sometimes knows what he's talking about.

"Pitch to the defense" AKA Make them hit ground balls so we don't get another episode of "Outfield Hustle starring Raul Ibanez"

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baltimore

showing tons of support for the orioles despite the bad weather :(

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

well yeah

Everyone wanted to see Adam Jones Play.

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The orioles fanbase is amazingly loyal

considering what they've been put through ever since Ripken retired.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trachsel

is really fucking boring to watch if I remember right

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

should we just start calling GS52 McLovin?

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Apr 4, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

There are so many people there

Wow, Baltimore apparently hates its baseball team.

Then again, if I were them, I would hate my baseball team too.

by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Full count??!?!?

What happened to being aggressive?

You suck Jose

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAA

Lopez is officially the man this year

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

correction

Lopez is officially fucking the man this year

by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez

I like him again

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He's teased us before....

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

not this way though

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He showed power and tools

which was good, but he has never shown that he doesn't swing at everything

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez woooo

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that patience thing.

More people oughta try it.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be honest

Jose Lopez is looking great. Would be nice if he swung at fastballs down the middle but fuck it.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

5 pitches

without a swing

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Apr 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

nonono

We cannot be taking notes off Jose Lopez's style of hitting. I don't care- it's just not natural

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant

working the count because this guy is throwing all balls

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I know

but still- Jose Lopez can't work the count. There's something amiss here

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"but Richie's due at any time"

for a fork insertation

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Apr 4, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gap, huh?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Trachsel vs. Jarrod Washburn

Suddenly I have a craving for vanilla ice cream.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, Raul

Flyouts of London

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 4, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Still no contact.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll still be alive in 30 seconds

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALLED IT

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate aggressive baserunning.

More than that I hate how it's working out for stupid, non-sustainable reasons.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

Run Jose, Run!

I know this rate of success isn't sustainable, but it's still fun to watch

by ningwers on Apr 4, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooooo

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Sexson

Because it's turning around at any moment for you.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the batting second thing

Seriously the one positive thing McLaren has brought to this ballclub so far.

by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie is so good.

What a quick, beautiful, fluid swing he has

by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear god

It's the second coming of Dobber

by ningwers on Apr 4, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

those who are watching the game

was Sexson late on that changeup?

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Apr 4, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn't late on it

He just swung about a foot over it as if he had no idea a low pitch was coming

<.))))>< I'm not dead ye........

by fishiam on Apr 4, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez 4 MVP

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 4, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

how much of a steal threat is Melvin Mora?

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Apr 4, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Siddown Nick!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

K?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

KK

The weirdness from Wednesday continues....

by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Next up,

Richie stops sucking...

wait no

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 4, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wash's velocity

noticeably down, but i'd rather people try to smash something new

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a Richie Sexson-like swing

And Aubrey Huff received Richie Sexson-like boos for it.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Aubrey Huff

He probably shouldn't be at this point, but he always struck me as someone who I would make a great Mariner

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him too.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this live update thing

really is an awesome upgrade. no more refreshing - instawin.

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah once you get used to it

and how it slows eveything down a little, it's very cool.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 4, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I get a quick update on the game?

I'm stuck at work and only have a second to jump online.

Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").

by Thingray on Apr 4, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilk Walk!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BB!

Fuck you Wilkerson haters

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

How can ANYONE hate WIlk

When we have Cairo, Turbo, and Sexson on this team?

by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate is like love and buffet

If you hate with all your heart, there is always enough for everyone.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilkerson walks.

Turbo gets out on the first pitch.

FREE ONE OF OUR MANY MORE QUALIFIED AAA BATS

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, he was very professional

on that pop up. You could tell he's done that before.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 4, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he's always the first one to the ballpark

That kind of stuff doesn't show up in the boxscore.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh he's bad.

But we have worse. That's our problem.

by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilkerson is NOT bad. When is an .800 OPS bat with decent defense bad?

WILKERSON IS NOT BAD.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

He's a slow .230/.330/.440 guy, decent backup, but a crappy regular.

by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a good defensive .240/.330/.470 guy.

His raw power is the best on the team.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably doesn't know better

in his MLB career he hasn't exactly hit behind the best players

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GENTLY CARESS YOU RICHIE!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, father

Sexson IS a great first baseman

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That's one.

At least he actually touched it.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez is already on his way to team MVP

he could cement it if he brought a shotgun to the game and plastered Big Suckfest all over the opposing first base coach.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart hurts

it's like looking at a former love :(

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ummmmmmm

throw less in that area, Washburn.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Jones just missed that.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

shoo

YOU SUCK ADAM JONES

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So I just got into the thread.

And it loaded very quickly. Nice.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhhhhh

make your infield bigger assholes

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Richie. This run is on you.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Washburn :(

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

holy hell

can this be over already

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wash not on his game?

Wait, he initially had one to begin with?

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 4, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Mel to Wash

"You do know the reason Morrow is in AA right?"

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Beane did a book ghostwritten by a computer about why scouts are useless

and fat dudes are better players?

Am I missing something? I have the Mariner feed.

by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Vidro is intrigued by your ideas

and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Essentially:

"Moneyball was about how Billy Beane built his Oakland ballclub to have a high OBP"

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

"and everyone kind of poo-pooed on it."

Real quote

by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's worse

The fact that Washburn is sucking as usual, or the fact that we are yet to score on Steve motherfuckin' Trachsel?

by OlSalty on Apr 4, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 4, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We only have to wait 25 years to get the return on that investment.

Plus:

What if chooses not to play baseball?
What if he is raised in England where baseball is banned?
What if he looses his arm in an accident involving a moose and a shotgun?
What if...
What if...

by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally

God, I could have invented pants in the time it took to finish that inning.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Upton on the young season:

.333/.375/.733

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Just snagged him for my fantasy team

For nothing, that should pay dividends nicely.

by OlSalty on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drafted him

in all 3 of my leagues.

So far my strategy of getting young up and coming OF/1B has worked pretty well.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 4, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well this is annoying

we need 9 Brad Wilkerson's tonight.

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i think there's more to media talking heads

when it comes to Lopez's newfound patience.

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah well

At least someone's having good at-bats

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate playing Baltimore.

It's always so boring.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

hOLY cHRIST WE'RE ON DEFENSE AGAIN?

I can't even take a shit without missing an entire inning...

by JI on Apr 4, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit...

totally forgot that it's an east coast game today.

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So it seems like those first few games

with hyper insane posting were flukes.

Thank god.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that's ever stopped anybody here before.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

and the Nazi party functionaries here have blocked the mlb-tv app.

by Paytheline on Apr 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just caught up.

Washburn still sucks but hey, it's the kind of suck that still keeps us in ballgames.

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck Raul...

that pitch was a cookie....

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, great patience.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

For every full count we get

We get a First pitch out

Damn it Ibanez

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

come on

have longer at bats, i am sick of watching wash pitch

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT A RICHIE XBH!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It's official

Richie Sexson - not fleet of foot

by saltydog75 on Apr 4, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit!

Sexson did something positive? Wasnt due to hitting the ball hard though. Just in the right place.

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOO

Richie, you suck!
Wait, he's screwing up my Richie at bat template when he does that.
Way to go, big guy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOO

Richie, you suck!
Wait, he's screwing up my Richie at bat template when he does that.
Way to go, big guy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNK BLAST BELTREEEE!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

KING AWESOME!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE!!!

FUNK YEAH!!!

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

KING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CRUSHED IT!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

KING AWESOME FUNK BLAST

YES I AM A FAN

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Wow Adrian is the best player ever.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 4, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Jones catches that.

No, seriously.

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 4, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOO IT'S VIDRO

ONLY 7 MORE BATTERS 'TILL ADRIAN BELTRE

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You know that's not dying

anytime soon.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 4, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to guess

I'd say Sims was not born in the hood.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Raul you couldn't out Hernandez?

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Battle of slow vs. slow

Hernandez won that unfortunately

by Fin on Apr 4, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

My slow is better than your slow

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

I want my money back, I'm down here drownin' in your fat
You got me on my knees prayin' for everything you lack

Yep, that works.

by OlSalty on Apr 4, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Auto comment updating

Means that the live action on this game thread makes for considerably better viewing than the live action on MLB.tv

by Alex B on Apr 4, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Straight heat!

Washburn is such a good... LOL can't keep it in

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Now you see

this would have been a great time to bring in Dickey, but no, he's in Tacoma.

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This is bad

Washburn redefines suck after 90 pitches.

by OlSalty on Apr 4, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Baek warning up

disaster not necessarily eminent

by Nick S on Apr 4, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God

Also, I'm quite surprised that they're doing that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuni

Walks = Kryptonite.

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow I thought Yuni died there

GameTracker said he didn't swing at four consecutive pitches

by seattlebruin on Apr 4, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder if he takes the walk...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes swinging 3-0...

and didn't get it.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro is hurting the team today.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wash still in

Squinty McClusterfuck strikes again

by IceStormV1 on Apr 4, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Washburn is a gamer

That's why he's still in the game, guys.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Memo to M's:

You are playing Baltimore.
Steve Trachsel is pitching.

by Paytheline on Apr 4, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ADRIAN BELTRE

YES YES YES YES F my P!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

Oh Jarrod Washburn, you crack me up

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wash up over 100 pitches...

Wow, that was like CLOCKWORK.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNATION

At least it was predictable. 90+ pitches = not good for Wash.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean?

Every pitcher can go to 100 pitches and only 100 pitches. Didn't you read The Book?

by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness

I would've left Washburn out there as well. No use burning up the bullpen if you can avoid it.

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha nobody cares about the Sonics.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop Blaming McLaren....

expecting the guy to pull his starter with 2 outs and no one on base in the 5th inning because he's @ 100 pitches is just silly.

Not one manager in MLB would pull his starter in that situation. This is just petty.

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So, what was Washburn's exact pitch count there?

I stepped away from the TV and walked back in to see him trotting round the bases.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Figured as much.

I know it was right about 90, and he had 2 outs on the board for the HR.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please run faster Lopez

That should not have been that close

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So uh, Lopez having some pretty good at bats so far....

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Raul is slow.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Ibanez

He's like Edgar without the bat.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for K #3

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok seriously, It's dead.

I'm starting to hate Adam Jones.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This meme will never die

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It needs to.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with Goose, it need to die

it's making me really hate Adam Jones.

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I'm starting to think Adam Jones is vastly overrated, and I shouldn't be thinking that.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In moderation, I dig it.

But yes, it's getting kinda annoying.

by Teej on Apr 4, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO

Richie, you suck!
Wait, again with the template breaking. Asshole

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think

PLU Tim just got me fired :(

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 4, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Naw....

Blame Melissa Midwest.

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Also smegmalicious' avatar.

Praise geebus I don't work at a really assholish place.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 4, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

More time to watch Mariners

This can be nothing but good news for you

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre you fuck

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit

Still was Raul's fault. And Sarfate's kinda good too.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

King not awesome.....

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

All right im bailing on this thread

These things are fun to follow while compiling, but its getting a bit too dangerous today :(

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 4, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MARINERS

That was such a typically piss-poor inning by our offence. Get a guy on with no outs and proceed to fuck everything up with bonehead decisions and swings.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't bail just yet...

We had some fun against their bullpen last year remember.

Just not tonight.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

We're going to lose to the fucking Orioles.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

In unrelated news

I really want the Yellow Mariners cap with the trident and star logo -
You can see it here but it's not in the shop - does anyone know where I can get it online? thx

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Interest in this game waning....

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My feed in behind....

But i fear what is about to take place...

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok so just for 'fun'

Washburn, last year, between pitches 90 and 105: opponent OPS of 1.038

seriously someone needs to tell the M's this

fuck and then fuck and fuck fuck and fuck Baek :(

by Nick S on Apr 4, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No Baek

Washburn already did that....

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Top 7

Wilkerson - strikeout

Vidro - weak groundout to 2nd

Johjima - double LF

Betancourt - popup to SS

by Wilder. on Apr 4, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Most of our vets can't even GET to 3-0 counts....

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need some outside help

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong

It's already working

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILKERWALK

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Vidro

Put your massive gut out over the plate and take one for the team.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He wanted that one

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK WALK WALK WALK

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:(

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball four

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately,

That is only unreal in bizarro world

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFSDLKFNHSLDJGFSPDJGJPEJJRE9URU-Q0394

I HATE YOU MCLAREN DIE DIE DIE IDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIE

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, that's enough for me. I'm out.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Already an early nominee for most fucking annoying game of the season.

FUCK this club.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Urghh I hate facing Chad Bradford on MLB 08 The Show

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever video game I ever played

facing a submariner was always a pain in the ass. Couldn't lift anything to save your life.

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're cruising now!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"Litter and it will hurt."

So I guess the department of ecology has hired goons now?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Green...

he's going to pitch in 120 games this season.

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, I wanted Sherill to pitch!!

you suck at everything Mariners!!!!!

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

CHA SEUNG BAEK

LET'S NOT LOSE THIS GUY ON WAIVERS

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullshit....

fucking game blows donkey nuts. We need more Melissa Midwest.

by PLU Tim on Apr 4, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Free R.A. Dickey

Shit, I don't think Joe Woerman could do this poorly from the pen.

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this i quit

i turned it on and it was 2-1 now FUCKING FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKING BASETTARD ANJKLE GRABBING PONY CAKES BAEK

by Diatribe on Apr 4, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

..,

also, mclaren u suck too

by Diatribe on Apr 4, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKERS

FUCK THIS TEAM AND FUCK BASEBALL KEEPING ME AWAKE UNTIL FUCKING HALF TWO AND THEN DOING THIS TO ME. THIS TEAM SUCKS BALLS. GET BONDS AND FUCKING LOAD HIM UP WITH HGH AND SEE WHAT HE CAN DO BEFORE HE GETS CAUGHT. AND HGH SEXSONS FAT ARSE WHILST YOUR AT IT FUCK THE REPERCUSSIONS THESE GUYS ARE SHORT TERM CONCERNS ANYWAY. DRUG ALL PLAYERS ON THE TEAM WHO DO NOT HAVE AN AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME AND HGH THEIR SLOW ARSE BATS.

I AM GOING TO BED NOW HOPE LAA GET CRUCIFIED.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Roy Corco

Why the fuck not. Let's see what you got, kid. Can't do any worse.

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Corcoran in

** throws in the towel **

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Putz

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 4, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

disaster

Yay, debut of Ray Corcoran.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Put him on

I want to see Adam Jones crush us.

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

For real.

I feel dirty, but I want to see it BAD.

by Teej on Apr 4, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon Roy

prove yourself a worthy Corcoran

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

at least

the rays are up 7-4 on the yankees.

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, this game

got ugly in a hurry.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 4, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll do

Just put everything in play like you always do, Mariners, and just end this abortion.

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Jones can't hurt us!

The trade is still a good idea!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch hit for lopez

keep his inflated BA high mclaren!

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WFB!

We know this game is done now.

by Fin on Apr 4, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great, a Willie sighting

because that's exactly what was missing.

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for putting Willie Bloomquist in

You put that unproductive asshole Lopez in his place, Mac.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Morse in RF!

This game is just hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean horrible.

Oh look, Fahey sighting!

by Gomez on Apr 4, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

O's announcer:

"Beltre got lackSadaisical with that one"

A combination of lax and lackadaisical. What a pro this guy is.

by alon91 on Apr 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Aquino is 30???

holy crap, I thought he was like 24 or 25

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, geez

wasn't he a D'Backs closing prospect just a year or two ago?

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause the game is over

it was 7-2 in the 8th with two outs..... and this offense can't score so why not play some guys that won't normally play.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 4, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez was 2-3.

OH GOD Mac messed with his "hot streak:

by redwolf75 on Apr 4, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gave McLaren a blowjob

And McLaren didn't want to return the favor, so he decided to give him a few innings in a meaningless ballgame.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG RICHIE

HE HIT THE BALL A COUNTRY MILE

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE!!!!!!!

thats gotta feel good for him

by MFAN on Apr 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

SAVE SITUATION

BRING IN GS52

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

running on a full count

vidro struck out... strike 'em out throw 'em out dp

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 4, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

Wow, nice catch. Who is that playing in CF?

by alon91 on Apr 4, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe

that's god in CF.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 4, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Morse is en fuego

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MORSE

BRING IN GS 52 or let us win now please

by Corco on Apr 4, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll see GS52!

I am happy and mad at the same time.

by Fin on Apr 4, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Go, Mike!

I know it's not going to last, but man, I'm happy for him.

by Teej on Apr 4, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Just checking in to say

I hope Sherill gives up 7 runs here and Jones goes 0 for the rest of his career.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't have any problem with them yet.

Because they haven't been talked to death here since being traded.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherrill in

Game over

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 4, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

GS52 is on my fantasy team

I am willing to sacrifice a save for a M's win though

by Fin on Apr 4, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dickey starting for Tacoma

single, flyout, ground out, ground out to start the game

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 4, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sherrill was a Mariner once

Somewhere inside of him there's a bad pitcher.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at dave sims.

"Some IDIOT is on the field" Blow - enjoy your night in jail.

Haha, now he's calling him a moron.

by weebs on Apr 4, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So why aren't they showing the guy on the field?

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

I am NOT in Baltimore chasing George down...

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 4, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why won't they show the on-field disturbance

It's always good for a laugh. That's a policy that's got to change!

<.))))>< I'm not dead ye........

by fishiam on Apr 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

probably the same reason you don't negotiate with terrorists?

paying attention to it only encourages more?

the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]

by Eyebrows on Apr 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just short of Godwin's law

Once you mention terrorists to combat a statement, why not just just go whole hog and bring up Nazis?

<.))))>< I'm not dead ye........

by fishiam on Apr 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sucked.

In conclusion, fuck Adam Jones and fuck George Sherrill.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Apr 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over.

Sad.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The game sucked,

but at least I made the acquaintance of Ms. Midwest.

by Paytheline on Apr 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dickey struggling

single, single, single (run scored), error Tui (runs scored), strikeout.

2nd inning 3-0

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 4, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got here and am not willing to scroll back through this whole thread.

So, did you guys hear the Baltimore announcer talk about Beltre's play in the 5th inning on the Mora ground ball? He said Beltre doesn't wear a cup.

That's pure insanity.

by ryanhealy on Apr 4, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, our game sucked.

But the Rangers are powerbombing the hell out of the Angels.

11-0 Rangers.

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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