4/4: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 4, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 4, 2008 4:05 PM PDT
Various Baltimore Orioles respond to being Baltimore Orioles:
Ichiro CF Roberts 2B
Lopez 2B Mora 3B
Ibanez "LF" Markakis RF
Sexson 1B Millar 1B
Beltre 3B Huff DH
Wilkerson RF Payton LF
Vidro DH Hernandez C
Johjima C Jones CF
Betancourt SS Hernandez SS---------- ----------
Washburn SP Trachsel SP
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Geoff Baker says it's not raining right now.
As far as the weather reports, it's supposed to be without precipitation at game time tomorrow, and Sunday is anybody's guess.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 4, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Mora looks like hes saying
"Please, save me from my hellish life of quintuplets"
in an Apu sort of fashion.
yeah dude...
He needs to loose the flat-brim look.
He didn't want to bend the hat.
He knew he was about to get flipped to...oh nevermind.
Its such a long way down/Maybe I should try a floor below
A softer landing might just ease the pain
Being a coward is such a drag
by Aaron Campeau on Apr 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No kidding
I had to triple-take on it. Wow. Just... wow. Amazing what a simple shave can do for you
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Tigers about 0-4
haha, suck it annoying Tigers announcers!
Also, the Giants have scored a run in back-to-back games. Crazy season so far.
Tigers Bullpen is Horiffic
Their only saving grace is their offense, and Verlander. They better hope Zumaya gets healthy.
Bonderman seems to be having troubles as well. He is touted as being pretty good, but right now he's definetely "iffy". I don't think many people have any confidence in Dontrelle Willis or Kenny Rogers being significant +win conributors either.
I can't stop laughing
but really, i think of them as the 07 yanks. terrific offense, so-so bullpen, and a bunch of clowns in the rotation. They can go far once the bats lose their rust.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Jay Payton is a happy, happy man.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 4, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
I would be too if I were him
considering talent vs. contract
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jones woke up!
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 4, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
I can't decide
If Jay Payton looks like Yogi the Bear or Magilla Gorilla, but he definitely looks like some sort of goofy cartoon animal.
The 7th Guy Down....
That guy seriously look like he's about to shank the photographer.
Your post made me laugh extremely hard.
I'm glad Chad Bradford
is still sporting the kid-toucher mustache
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Jones looks very unhappy in that pic.
Though, at least his eyes are open. And the bottom guy (not sure of his name, because fuck the Orioles) looks really jazzed. Like, he's the only person that even cares. All the other guys are like "fuuuuuuuck" and then he's all "yeaaaaaah"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
He's jazzed
because the Orioles are the only team that would pay him millions of dollars.
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
I'd be a fan of the team if they offered me millions of dollars
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Fuck who doesnt know what Jay Payton looks like?
If you sat down a more casual fan they'd probably pick him out of all of them.
I didn't
but I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to non-Mariner players, photographically speaking, so there's that I guess.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 4, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That's kinda where I'm at
I definitely recognized the face, but not giving a shit had a lot to do with that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Maybe more M's fans comments...
than O's. GS52 wore the flat brim in Seattle too. It just stands out more now since it is orange.
And since GS52's now bald.
No hair + Orange cap = Bent Brim Plz...
//Wears GS52 blue jersey today w/pride.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
Out of nostalgia
it appears that Jamie Walker had his picture taken with a camera from his childhood.
wilky
Anyone listening to KOMO pregame? Brad Wilkerson likes golf more than his children, apparently.
Golf doesn't ask you impossible questions
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 4, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
But oddly both pursuits require hitting things with golf clubs
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 4, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just answer "Ya know... I don't know."
They'll never count on you for anything.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
According the Pre-game show
Mac expects the offense to explode soon.
If they talk to him about it and he mentions Sexson. I will e-hit him. I will stick my hand through the TV and smack some sense into him.
I love this whole 'being off work this week' thing.
I hate having to work saturdays as normally I would miss this game. Hope it doesn't get rained off, there are no stressful situations and that we fuck them in the ass and make them humble.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
but atleast
He sometimes knows what he's talking about.
"Pitch to the defense" AKA Make them hit ground balls so we don't get another episode of "Outfield Hustle starring Raul Ibanez"
and what the fuck is up with guys wearing gloves now a days
and fuck this polyester shit, back in my day they wore wool pants and it was manly
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
There's basically no reason to have a 5 man rotation
4 man is just fine.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
oh the fans are already out in droves
We set a record in the second game of the season!
Weather ain't even that bad -- it's 60 in B'more.
Baltimore
showing tons of support for the orioles despite the bad weather :(
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
The orioles fanbase is amazingly loyal
considering what they've been put through ever since Ripken retired.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Trachsel
is really fucking boring to watch if I remember right
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
There are so many people there
Wow, Baltimore apparently hates its baseball team.
Then again, if I were them, I would hate my baseball team too.
Lopez
I like him again
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
not this way though
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
He showed power and tools
which was good, but he has never shown that he doesn't swing at everything
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Yeah that patience thing.
More people oughta try it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I'll be honest
Jose Lopez is looking great. Would be nice if he swung at fastballs down the middle but fuck it.
"but Richie's due at any time"
for a fork insertation
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
No, you know what's faggy? Two guys kissing.
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Steve Trachsel vs. Jarrod Washburn
Suddenly I have a craving for vanilla ice cream.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
That's in the gap when Ibanez fields
....................
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll still be alive in 30 seconds
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
CALLED IT
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
God I hate aggressive baserunning.
More than that I hate how it's working out for stupid, non-sustainable reasons.
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Mariners make catchers nervous
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
At least now they're running on a shittier catcher.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
It's the batting second thing
Seriously the one positive thing McLaren has brought to this ballclub so far.
Richie's swing looked like Otis Nixon's face
even when he was going good.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
those who are watching the game
was Sexson late on that changeup?
Go Fo Broke!
He wasn't late on it
He just swung about a foot over it as if he had no idea a low pitch was coming
<.))))>< I'm not dead ye........
Lopez 4 MVP
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
So we already know Sexson is going to K three times tonight
Over/under on number of balls that fly "past a diving Sexson"?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
well, if you're my father then Sexson is absolutely the best 1B in baseball
"because he's so tall"
otherwise, 7
exactly
how much of a steal threat is Melvin Mora?
Go Fo Broke!
The question is, will he let more balls go by him in the field than at the plate?
I'd so put money down on that.
Don't worry, he'll get one later tonight....oh crap.
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Yeah wow,
it sounded like someone hit a walkoff grand salami, not a slap single to right field
Go Nova
What else does he have to get excited about?
Yesterday's Pants
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He just found he's getting paid to talk about something he knows nothing about.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a Richie Sexson-like swing
And Aubrey Huff received Richie Sexson-like boos for it.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
I like Aubrey Huff
He probably shouldn't be at this point, but he always struck me as someone who I would make a great Mariner
Not really
I basically switch tabs to here after each play...and I spoil myself with Gameday anyway
Go Nova
Can I get a quick update on the game?
I'm stuck at work and only have a second to jump online.
Fun Fact: Angels third baseman Chone Figgins' first name is actually pronounced "Shawn." And his last name is actually pronounced "Weinberg" (it's a silent "Figgins").
Hate is like love and buffet
If you hate with all your heart, there is always enough for everyone.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilkerson walks.
Turbo gets out on the first pitch.
FREE ONE OF OUR MANY MORE QUALIFIED AAA BATS
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Jose Vidro is a good hitter because he works the count and takes pitches.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Well he's always the first one to the ballpark
That kind of stuff doesn't show up in the boxscore.
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by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilkerson is not bad. Repeat this to yourself. Wilkerson is not bad.
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Oh he's bad.
But we have worse. That's our problem.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilkerson is NOT bad. When is an .800 OPS bat with decent defense bad?
WILKERSON IS NOT BAD.
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You assume he can put up an 800 OPS and play defense.
Quite the assumption.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Your assumption that he can't is far more moronic than my stance that he can.
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No.
He's a slow .230/.330/.440 guy, decent backup, but a crappy regular.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a good defensive .240/.330/.470 guy.
His raw power is the best on the team.
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Guillen is not a sensible baseline for 'good'
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He's been shitty for three straight years.
He's no longer a decent regular.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't shitty last year.
BABIP regression to the mean for the win
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Also: Hurt in 2006. 2005 wasn't awful, just a down year for power (in RFK no less)
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"Hey Vidro, can you open this can of pickles for me?"
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
is there an offense with less power than ours in the al?
we are just so the opposite of scary
I would say the Giants, but they're not MLB quality
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie sure is a freakin' asset to this team.
Choke on a dog dick and die, Richie.
Lopez is already on his way to team MVP
he could cement it if he brought a shotgun to the game and plastered Big Suckfest all over the opposing first base coach.
Is this a dead meme yet?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just got into the thread.
And it loaded very quickly. Nice.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
A few groundballs through the infield, 2 Ks, and a good amount of groundouts.
This is actually pretty decent for Washburn.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that what you wanted?
Be careful what you wish for
by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexson is just about to break our
with a rash.
Coach Owens would be better than Sexson
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Rally secret?
don't picture it don't picture it
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wash not on his game?
Wait, he initially had one to begin with?
Refuse to progress!!
and fucking and sucking
and fucking and sucking
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Beane did a book ghostwritten by a computer about why scouts are useless
and fat dudes are better players?
Am I missing something? I have the Mariner feed.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Vidro is intrigued by your ideas
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Essentially:
"Moneyball was about how Billy Beane built his Oakland ballclub to have a high OBP"
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What's worse
The fact that Washburn is sucking as usual, or the fact that we are yet to score on Steve motherfuckin' Trachsel?
We only have to wait 25 years to get the return on that investment.
Plus:
What if chooses not to play baseball?
What if he is raised in England where baseball is banned?
What if he looses his arm in an accident involving a moose and a shotgun?
What if...
What if...
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Justin Upton on the young season:
.333/.375/.733
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Just snagged him for my fantasy team
For nothing, that should pay dividends nicely.
I drafted him
in all 3 of my leagues.
So far my strategy of getting young up and coming OF/1B has worked pretty well.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
"When Trachsel's found himself in a groove, he likes to come at you in a hurry"
Well that explains a lot.
I hate playing Baltimore.
It's always so boring.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
O's announcers hitting on each other
This is absolutely petrifying.
by cwel87 on Apr 4, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Shit...
totally forgot that it's an east coast game today.
So it seems like those first few games
with hyper insane posting were flukes.
Thank god.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Like that's ever stopped anybody here before.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Me too
and the Nazi party functionaries here have blocked the mlb-tv app.
Me too. And on the east coast...
I just work late.
Just caught up.
Washburn still sucks but hey, it's the kind of suck that still keeps us in ballgames.
HOLY SHIT A RICHIE XBH!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
It's official
Richie Sexson - not fleet of foot
Oh shit!
Sexson did something positive? Wasnt due to hitting the ball hard though. Just in the right place.
BOOOOO
Richie, you suck!
Wait, he's screwing up my Richie at bat template when he does that.
Way to go, big guy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Hey guys, there's a seven headed beast crawling out of the lake by my house
and Sexson just got a hit... should I call somebody?
BOOOOO
Richie, you suck!
Wait, he's screwing up my Richie at bat template when he does that.
Way to go, big guy
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
KING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
This has always been one of my favorite LL images.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
In his 2004 season his foot was injured
I see a pattern
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If only it worked this way for Rich Harden.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Jones catches that.
No, seriously.
Refuse to progress!!
So what you're saying is
Mac made the right choice for #2 hitter?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Pitch selection equilibrium
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I never did game threads before, I was more of a lurker
But with the auto-update, it's so damn easy.
Same here.
reminds me of IRC in the 90s....
How could it not?
Too rad for words, really.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
It's a witty commentary on social mores
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had to guess
I'd say Sims was not born in the hood.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck all.
He had to hit it to Raul.
Refuse to progress!!
Jesus Raul you couldn't out Hernandez?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Auto comment updating
Means that the live action on this game thread makes for considerably better viewing than the live action on MLB.tv
which means about 20 pitches of absolute fail til Squinty McClusterfuck yanks him
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Straight heat!
Washburn is such a good... LOL can't keep it in
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Did anybody actually see this movie?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Is it a real movie.
Besides this screen shot I have no proof of it's existence.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell isn't he up?
We have room for him now.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is bad
Washburn redefines suck after 90 pitches.
Thank God
Also, I'm quite surprised that they're doing that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
MLB tv is behind
I thought you were reacting to him homering.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow I thought Yuni died there
GameTracker said he didn't swing at four consecutive pitches
Hey now, he can't walk!
Where's the fun in that?
Ichiro is hurting the team today.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Memo to M's:
You are playing Baltimore.
Steve Trachsel is pitching.
Wash up over 100 pitches...
Wow, that was like CLOCKWORK.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Baltimore commentators = FAIL
"Kevin Millar! Use that short porch!"
DAMNATION
At least it was predictable. 90+ pitches = not good for Wash.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
What do you mean?
Every pitcher can go to 100 pitches and only 100 pitches. Didn't you read The Book?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 4, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness
I would've left Washburn out there as well. No use burning up the bullpen if you can avoid it.
Yeah, but we know what happens when Wash hits 90
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wash hitting 90
On the pitch count = team implodes
On the radar gun = head asplodes
Haha nobody cares about the Sonics.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Stop Blaming McLaren....
expecting the guy to pull his starter with 2 outs and no one on base in the 5th inning because he's @ 100 pitches is just silly.
Not one manager in MLB would pull his starter in that situation. This is just petty.
Yes, but they should
Washburn falls apart above 90
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So, what was Washburn's exact pitch count there?
I stepped away from the TV and walked back in to see him trotting round the bases.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Figured as much.
I know it was right about 90, and he had 2 outs on the board for the HR.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
So uh, Lopez having some pretty good at bats so far....
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Refuse to progress!!
Ok seriously, It's dead.
I'm starting to hate Adam Jones.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Seriously.
I'm starting to think Adam Jones is vastly overrated, and I shouldn't be thinking that.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, just get on base
and let King Awesome bring you home.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
sexton???
i know he's bad but the announcers can at least say his name right
BOOOOOOOO
Richie, you suck!
Wait, again with the template breaking. Asshole
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
:(
Also smegmalicious' avatar.
Praise geebus I don't work at a really assholish place.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
MELISSA MIDWEST IS FUCKING THE MAN
YOU CAN SEE FOR $39.00/MONTH
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
More time to watch Mariners
This can be nothing but good news for you
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
For a while, I had one comment that wouldn't unhighlight.
So I had to refresh.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Out of the loop
I know about Z but what do X and C do?
C: Go to next comment
X: Unmark current comment
by Graham MacAree on Apr 4, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
King not awesome.....
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
All right im bailing on this thread
These things are fun to follow while compiling, but its getting a bit too dangerous today :(
The poster formerly known as Matt.
FUCK YOU MARINERS
That was such a typically piss-poor inning by our offence. Get a guy on with no outs and proceed to fuck everything up with bonehead decisions and swings.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Anyone else think Baek's better than Washburn?
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Don't bail just yet...
We had some fun against their bullpen last year remember.
Just not tonight.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
In unrelated news
I really want the Yellow Mariners cap with the trident and star logo -
You can see it here but it's not in the shop - does anyone know where I can get it online? thx
Interest in this game waning....
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
My feed in behind....
But i fear what is about to take place...
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Well that sucked.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok so just for 'fun'
Washburn, last year, between pitches 90 and 105: opponent OPS of 1.038
seriously someone needs to tell the M's this
fuck and then fuck and fuck fuck and fuck Baek :(
Top 7
Wilkerson - strikeout
Vidro - weak groundout to 2nd
Johjima - double LF
Betancourt - popup to SS
C'mon Vidro
Put your massive gut out over the plate and take one for the team.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
The next announcer to say "no question" will be killed.
by JI on Apr 4, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
son of a god damn motherfuck
Refuse to progress!!
Unfortunately,
That is only unreal in bizarro world
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
AFSDLKFNHSLDJGFSPDJGJPEJJRE9URU-Q0394
I HATE YOU MCLAREN DIE DIE DIE IDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIE
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Ok, that's enough for me. I'm out.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Really,
I think it's both of these together. We get it on both ends :(
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Already an early nominee for most fucking annoying game of the season.
FUCK this club.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Urghh I hate facing Chad Bradford on MLB 08 The Show
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Whatever video game I ever played
facing a submariner was always a pain in the ass. Couldn't lift anything to save your life.
FREE BARRY BONDS
I wonder how high the Pirates are on Ryan Doumit, he's off to a good start and would look pretty good in a M's uniform. Plus he's from Washington!!
Why the fuck is that a good thing?
Seriously, this Jones/GS52 wankfest is starting to piss me off now. They are gone so fucking get over it.
Shit fucking team I hate the cunts.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It's pretty obvious...
that you hate the cunt.
"Litter and it will hurt."
So I guess the department of ecology has hired goons now?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Green...
he's going to pitch in 120 games this season.
He wouldn't get us much.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 4, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized I did that photoshop for nothing.
I am hoping they would trade Baek away and bring up Dickey.
by Fin on Apr 4, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I rather like the smirk on that failure's face
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by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit....
fucking game blows donkey nuts. We need more Melissa Midwest.
fuck this i quit
i turned it on and it was 2-1 now FUCKING FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKING BASETTARD ANJKLE GRABBING PONY CAKES BAEK
MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKERS
FUCK THIS TEAM AND FUCK BASEBALL KEEPING ME AWAKE UNTIL FUCKING HALF TWO AND THEN DOING THIS TO ME. THIS TEAM SUCKS BALLS. GET BONDS AND FUCKING LOAD HIM UP WITH HGH AND SEE WHAT HE CAN DO BEFORE HE GETS CAUGHT. AND HGH SEXSONS FAT ARSE WHILST YOUR AT IT FUCK THE REPERCUSSIONS THESE GUYS ARE SHORT TERM CONCERNS ANYWAY. DRUG ALL PLAYERS ON THE TEAM WHO DO NOT HAVE AN AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME AND HGH THEIR SLOW ARSE BATS.
I AM GOING TO BED NOW HOPE LAA GET CRUCIFIED.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
John McLaren
is an advertisement for abortion
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Might as well make it a blow out
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by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell your family to pitch better
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by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
GS looks like Sylar from Heroes a little bit.
MTV Cribs justifies most illegal music downloading.
Thanks for putting Willie Bloomquist in
You put that unproductive asshole Lopez in his place, Mac.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Mike Morse in RF!
This game is just hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean horrible.
Oh look, Fahey sighting!
O's announcer:
"Beltre got lackSadaisical with that one"
A combination of lax and lackadaisical. What a pro this guy is.
cause the game is over
it was 7-2 in the 8th with two outs..... and this offense can't score so why not play some guys that won't normally play.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Gave McLaren a blowjob
And McLaren didn't want to return the favor, so he decided to give him a few innings in a meaningless ballgame.
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by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
running on a full count
vidro struck out... strike 'em out throw 'em out dp
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Just checking in to say
I hope Sherill gives up 7 runs here and Jones goes 0 for the rest of his career.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
I don't have any problem with them yet.
Because they haven't been talked to death here since being traded.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Dickey starting for Tacoma
single, flyout, ground out, ground out to start the game
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Sherrill was a Mariner once
Somewhere inside of him there's a bad pitcher.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Yeah, he's only swung at like, 4 balls out of the strike zone. Usually it's 7 or something.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at dave sims.
"Some IDIOT is on the field" Blow - enjoy your night in jail.
Haha, now he's calling him a moron.
"Hey some idiot is on the field"
"Doesn't Richie we're batting right now?"
So why aren't they showing the guy on the field?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Nipplegate ruined everything.
But it'll probably show up on youtube.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why won't they show the on-field disturbance
It's always good for a laugh. That's a policy that's got to change!
<.))))>< I'm not dead ye........
probably the same reason you don't negotiate with terrorists?
paying attention to it only encourages more?
the other angels fan [formerly newlocal]
This is just short of Godwin's law
Once you mention terrorists to combat a statement, why not just just go whole hog and bring up Nazis?
<.))))>< I'm not dead ye........
Well that sucked.
In conclusion, fuck Adam Jones and fuck George Sherrill.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
"MARINERS BASBALL: GIVES YOU CANCER"
Good night, everybody!
The game sucked,
but at least I made the acquaintance of Ms. Midwest.
Dickey struggling
single, single, single (run scored), error Tui (runs scored), strikeout.
2nd inning 3-0
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I just got here and am not willing to scroll back through this whole thread.
So, did you guys hear the Baltimore announcer talk about Beltre's play in the 5th inning on the Mora ground ball? He said Beltre doesn't wear a cup.
That's pure insanity.
Big Ben!!!!
Still helping the Mariners, just jacked a grand slam off of Moseley.
Yeah, always good to know Broussard still owns us.
:(
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Shouldn't you be off bending the serf's to your will right now?
Or raising the money to arm them? Lead weapons don't come cheap you know.
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