4/30: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM PDT
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Expected outs when Wilkerson comes up: 1
Number of outs in Balentien's 2008 debut at bat: 2
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I can see it now.
If the offense doesn’t score enough runs to win, Wlad is going to get blamed.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice try Raul.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty
low and away all day to Beltre.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yikes.
Pretty wide strike zone today…
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro at second?
yeeeesssssss
Just when you thought Miguel Cairo couldn’t be more irrelevant .
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but he tells great jokes...
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smilin' like a one-eyed cat in a seafood store
What?
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just about to ask that same question
why is a one-eyed cat happier than a two-eyed cat?
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's from the original lyrics to "Shake, Rattle and Roll"
And for the ‘50s, the lyrics are filthy
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Apr 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
what an obscure reference
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy mother of God
I just got to see all the images in the game recap thread.
Well done, LL. Well done.
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims just lost his job.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what did he say?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was talking about Griffey and 600 homers.
He mentioned both Bonds and Sosa as members of the 600 club.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is bad news
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 30, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bud's secret police should remove him soon...
Kind of like the purges.
by dkulich on Apr 30, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sosa's nickname should be Corko.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disapprove
I may cheat but I do it legally
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 30, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we surrender this early in the game.
A 1-0 deficit is possible to come back from, but 2-0…. this team is in serious shit.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have never come back from a 2 run defecit this year.
by Fett42 on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but... but...
Wlad is going to hit at least two homeruns tonight.
by AtomicGarden on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Grady Sizemore...
and Ryan Garko, Casey Blake, and Franklin Gutierrez.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, from pounding the strike zone to a 4 pitch walk
in one inning. Way to stay consistent, Washburn.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this is all kinds of not good...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone spike that drummer's budweiser
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's OK...Washburn strikes outt he side to end the inning...
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Washburn, dig deep for inspiration
http://wovennickels.com/Images/YouShallNotPass2.jpg
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
Put that contract extension for Beltre on hold.
by JLC on Apr 30, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
86 mph FB down the middle of the plate!
Seriously, wtf Washburn?
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck
we are not following Krugers keys to winning.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on Apr 30, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At this rate Wash will be lucky to get 5 innings.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh He GOT HIM YEAH
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck kind of bullshit??
At least Ichiro is still awesome
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 30, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NAILED!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, even Slampig would have scored on that hit.
What was Blake doing?
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Sliding into home is stupid. If you come in standing up, the catcher is going to hesitate and he is more likely to miss the ball, even if your intention is not pound him into the ground.
But on a bloop hit like that, Blake should have been halfway to homeplate by the time the ball landed.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blake would've been safe if the throw weren't 100% perfect
which it was
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but he should have been in the dugout before Ichiro even got a throw off.
Amazing arm by Ichiro, but slow ass baserunning on the part of Blake.
I won’t complain, though. I am happy things turned out the way they did.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always forget what a cannon
Ichiro’s got.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
never run on ICHIRO
its just not a good idea kids
by deacvision7 on Apr 30, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where did that first pitch miss?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that guy got Ichirowned back there
Let’s all pitch in and buy Jeff a loveseat btw
by Tony S on Apr 30, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have an unsanitzed broomstick with the drum guy's name on it.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously he's aggravating my hangover
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe as the trade deadline approaches...
The M’s can spin off Washburn to a pitching starved team whose GM suffers from Sabeanitis. It’s not like R.A. Dickey would do any worse, and at least he’d last longer.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sabean did just send a veteran lefty to the pen.
He could use another one.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would personally buy and hand deliver him a fruit basket
when I’m in SanFran if he took Wash off our hands.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's only two of those teams left and one of them's us
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn isn't a reliever.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Pirates have a better front office than we do
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
There’s no one to take on the Matt Morris’ of the world.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The crazy thing is
I used to love Matt Morris.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I know, I was just saying,
what about the Astros?
by sammy on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K#6.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie, you can't catch up to anything at your belt
just take those pitches and hope they get ruled high
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, having Wlad in the lineup is nice, but was anyone expecting to win this game anyway? It’s Jarrod Washburn vs. somehow-freakishly-good Cliff Lee.
by OlSalty on Apr 30, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Knowing that theres no way Lee continues to pitch as well as he is
I was holding onto some hope… but yesterday’s game made me forget about how awful our offense is
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't expecting to win a game this series.
Then last night happened. But yeah, this game is over.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad infield hit.
Can’t say I was expecting that.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAD!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo
Wlad single!
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hustle Wlad
He’s swinging ahead of everything so far but he’ll adjust.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see him swinging ahead of pitches
than be Richie-late.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there's a difference between being slightly ahead and egregiously late
ala Sexson.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have no idea why people think young players are huge ?s
but veterans are a sure thing. It makes no goddamn sense.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Incidentally how’s he looked in the field tonight?
by Fett42 on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn is striking out too many guys to tell
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just looked at the boxscore
Jesus Cristo
by Fett42 on Apr 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK Johjima.
Redemption starts right here. HR down the line, right here.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
****.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than what? Cairo?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not quite, but it'll do!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji is turning into the Mariners version of Vin Baker
Or Jim Mcilvaine.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't even remember a time
when Vin Baker was good.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok ICHIRO!!!
its 3 and a half hours till its officially may.
time to go on a hitting streak
by deacvision7 on Apr 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's times like this when I wish the thread wasn't ahead of the MLTTV feed.
by Fett42 on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could always wait until the inning changes...
That wouldn’t be very sporting though
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
consult the disclaimer
read game threads at your own risk
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit!
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Smurf.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tradeichiro.com
My quick smells like french toast.
by RED29 on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heresy of the highest!
Unless the Mets are stupid enough to give us David Wright.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who then plays CF?
And what do we do with Beltre?
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know man
I’m method GMing, trying to visualize deals like Bavasi would…
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should have traded Ichiro while his value was high.
Maybe we can still get Justin Upton in return?
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't the Dodgers offer Gary Sheffield for him during Spring Training '01
Best move Pat Gillick never made.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not possible.
Ichiro would not be trade eligible until June 1st after signing a contract.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure?
Is that a requisite for all free agent signings?
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
doom and gloom
here we go again. gonna hit into a double play… as usual.
by bholdr on Apr 30, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Wedge is giving Travis Hafner a mental break?
Maybe that’s F’nA’s problem. His mental break never ended.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Again Washburn gets no run support
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K#7?!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching Washburn and Baek work together to go 6+ innings
is like watching a Wilkerson-Bloomquist platoon.
by Fett42 on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a Beltre at bat, only without the underlying ability
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But seven in one game?
Then again, how do you explain the other six?
by Faux on Apr 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dave just said:
“swung on and a hiiiigghh.. swung on and missed i should say”
time to hang ‘em up.
by bholdr on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ks are nice for good pitchers.
This is just counterproductive for Washburn.
by ThundaPC on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least can say Washburn has been a good 4th starter.
Too bad our offense sucks.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spoke too soon...
Sigh
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The divine power(s) that be have decreed the Indians hitters must suffer (somewhat)
They seek judgment for the horrific Chief Wahoo characterization, and Jarrod Washburn is their blunt instrument.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, he fielded that better than I thought
but he still sucks
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon really,
Did anyone think we had a chance today?
by ThundaPC on Apr 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok why is wash still in?
oh right, because Mac has an IQ of 2
by basebliman on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw this...sub Clement in at C for the rest of the game...at least let us have some fun...
by SethGrandpa on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Garko sucks. He'll somehow find a way to hit into a triple play.
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You only need 2.
And it’s possible he would have, but Wash didn’t give him a chance.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'll watch one more Wlad at bat, then I'm done with this game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell Washburn
Go sit down in the fucking bullpen and never start again.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
also, excellent choice of music to mock us with
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I approve
a little more clever than “Hit the road, Jack”
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Garko's been on base ev-
...well, the sac fly, but then the walk and the hit by pitch!”
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Garko is a pansy.
It’s not like that was a 100 mph Randy Johnson fastball.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sad we have to suffer through another year of Washburn.
by Happybelly on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I rushed home to see Wlad
I seem to have forgotten what the other 24 players are like
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers: "Right now he needs to get a double-play ball"
Why does he HAVE to get a Double-Play ball? Why not a strike out and a ground out? Why not a pop-up and a fly-out? Why not 2 Ks?
by ThundaPC on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Insurmountable
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
I thought Ichiro was gonna pull that one in
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're way too optimistic
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 30, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck..and the Wizards beat the Cavs...fuck tonight in the face with a hammer
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
How is that…I mean how would that wor….nevermind.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just turned this game on....
FUCK YOU WASHBURN YOU FUCKING CUNT
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We'd still lose if Washburn had only given up that solo HR in the first...so I dont blame him
Ok..I do…but this offense is built so poorly. And Vidro lost his job, but he can still bat 5th when he does play.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said I just turned the game on
So Cliff Lee may be good (or our offense blows, or both) but my first instinct looking at this score is to say fuck Washburn.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't even a bad pitch.
Slider on the outside corner…
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
our team is an anus stuffed with used douchebags
by sammy on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just tuned in,
Yay Washburn!
Thank God the Flyers aren’t letting me down. Yet.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side, Wladimir's up from AAA.
So’s Clement, but WLAD’s starting.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Course, the way this game's going, Clement will probably be in before too long.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I saw that.
I like the single, dislike the double play.
Dislike the no-Clement sighting. He’s hitting a pinch-hit HR later
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do we give a flying fuck about the Cavs game?
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really really hate half the Wizard players with a passion
And I thoroughly enjoy watching Lebron play.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You enjoy watching him piss and moan after each and every play?
by BHP on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not talking about the entire San Antonio team
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Point taken. Lebron as an individual is worse than Duncan and Co. as a group.
by BHP on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See Manu "I have pussitis" Ginobili
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that's gonna have to stop or he'll be my least favorite player
And seriously FUCK THE SPURS.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hate the refs for encouraging it to happen
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hope the Hawks lose to the Celtics
Bill Simmons does not need another upset to bitch about for the next six months.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck at least get a couple runs off Lee.
This guy’s luck needs to take a walk
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The wrong Mariner pitcher is seeing his ERA balloon
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs to happen to Silva so that idiots shut up
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva>Bedard
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson doesn't get to that ball....
Sorry I’m bored already.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These don't even look like terrible pitches
but I haven’t been paying too close attention.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Bowden on the phone...
Baek, Washburn and Cairo for Nick Johnson or Lastings Milledge. We’ll throw in Harold Reynolds too.
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by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It'd be pretty cool.
If we can come back and tie this game….like they seem to do to us every blue moon.
by ThundaPC on Apr 30, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be happy if they just scored some runs off Lee.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd take us three games to get to 8 runs...
Maybe 4
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, the innings over. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah. To hell with this game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You lasted longer than I did
and I got home in the fourth.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the date we start worrying about fantasy teams more than our teams?
by dkulich on Apr 30, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Opening day
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whenever you want
just don’t talk about them here.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah sorry Jeff...
forgot about that rule.
by dkulich on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I should open a new fantasy baseball diary
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
False
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTA 4 makes me wish I had a 360...
Fuck this game…
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it makes you feel any better
I could play it when ever I want but have interest in doing so.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have the money but am way too much of a tightwad.
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
roomate has a 360 and a big screen
but I don’t typically don’t play any post SNES video games
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky bastard.
If my roommate had that I’d be mooching it off ‘em at this instant.
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHAH, how appropriate
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, NBA playoffs
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Cliff Lee is having a mighty strange fluke of a month
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His peripherals are extraordinary
I just can’t figure out why.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Combo of him being unlucky last year and lucky this year
e.g., the jump in talent btw ‘07 and ‘08 isn’t much, if any
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amazing
no serperation b/t FB/CB?
no new arm angle?
etc
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
those are scouting observations
I cannot answer those. I deal with numbers only.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's throwing more strikes
but missing a few more bats, but not many over ‘07
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also throwing more FB's at the expense of CH's
hmm
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw somewhere...
He changed something about his 2-seamer and its more of an out pitch now.
by dkulich on Apr 30, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
8-0
let’s talk about Jamey Carroll’s fundamentals. Those seem relevant.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish we had Kaz Matsui
it’s be entertaining to listen to the announcers reference “anal fissures” without being able to say “anal fissures’.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baek's absolutely terrible in relief.
However, has been decent in both of his starts.
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With no one in the park..I think he thinks its a bullpen session
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK that drum needs to stop
I’m trying to nap here
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
poor Mac can't get an ounce of sleep tonight in the dugout
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, we need a thread devoted to new Jefficons
This is the double-cockpunch.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff is too excited about that
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be excited if I got to touch JJ's
errr…. nevermind
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took this from the official LL images.
Didn’t want to try and attempt to edit out the other guy.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pinch hit Clement here....
PLLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lee's getting a big zone today it seems
That 1-1 pitch has been a ball for Washburn.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PR Bloomquist!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PR Clement!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-2 send Turbo!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh
Is the development of Felix Hernandez a sign the M’s as an organization have finally turned the corner in harvesting home grown pitching or did he bludgeon through system incompetence on the strength of his talent? Because I can’t think of a recent solid Mariners starter who came up through the system. Sure, Pineiro and Meche had their uh…moments, but they’re both freaking head cases. And then there’s the long line of Andersons, Blackleys, Nageottes, Cloudes…etc.
It just seems like the M’s are grossly exceeding the defect rate for starting pitching and It’d be nice if Aumont made it to the bigs in one rationally thinking piece…
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what the Mariners like? Grittiness
You know what’s gritty? Outperforming your pythag
You know how to outperform your pythag? GET BLOWN OUT A LOT THANKS WHAT A CRAPPY GAME GUYS
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You know how to outperform your pythag? GET BLOWN OUT A LOT THANKS WHAT A CRAPPY GAME GUYS
HHAAAHAAHA
by bholdr on Apr 30, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Isn’t this a bunch of shit to come home to? I should’ve went drinking.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's early
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey look beer in the fridge
I had forgotten about that Hefe
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that
The world will share my pain.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE WILL BE NO SUICIDE
Cancel the celebration
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So goes LL chance for mainstream recognitiion.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll open the chance to do so
Any takers?
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad, a basehit here would be cool.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLADDDDDDDDDD
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAD!!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLADDDDDDDDD
AHAHAHHAOShdfkaJHDSKAjdhalkjsdhlkajsdh
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA WILKERSON
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAD BLAST!!
No matter how bad Wilkerson is, We can always remember the Jeff Manto suckfest.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SMURFING SMURF!!!!!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh so pretty welcome aboard kid
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And with that the tv goes back off.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at that power
He popped that pitch up!
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WLAD FOR RULER OF EARTH!
BOO YAH! TAKE THAT CLIFF LEE!
by joof on Apr 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REGRESS TO THE MEAN
also guys, why were you all so close together on the bases?
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He just earned himself one more at bat!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FUCK CLIFF LEE AND HIS FUCKING ERA. FUCK THAT SHIT. WLAD KCIKS YOUR FUCKING ASS.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad to Cliff Lee:
“Fuck yo’ ERA”
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOAH THIS MEANS HE'LL BE BEST PLAYER EVER!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About what I expected.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I can recall each AB.
Double, flyout, pull home run, double play, infield single, opposite field home run.
by redwolf75 on Apr 30, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY
there Dave Sims
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 30, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One game.
One more home run than Wilkerson had all Year. He can go o-fer the rest of the year and he had a better season.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game needs more Clement
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game would be tied
without the washplosion
damn.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alot of that was Baek, though...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VETERANS AREE HURTZING THIS TEAM BY PLAAYING!!@
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Wlad.
Now we can blame Washburn for today’s loss.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want me a Balentin jersey
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than the buyers or Morse
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just ask the Jose Cruz fans
youth and production mean nothing when you need middle relief help
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to the typo in the name but that also works
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds erotic for some reason
eyes are fine, getting things from my brain to my fingers is another story.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to read things with your neurotransmitters
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god
I just synapsed all over myself
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIES
he would be perfect in our outfield
let’s trade kenji for him & put him in left
bring back josé cruz jr!
by darmok on Apr 30, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WLAD HURTS THIS TEAM BY KILLING RALLIES BY HITTING FUNK BLASTS
by joof on Apr 30, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A SELFISH PLAYER
We need a team of selfish players, like Barry Bonds.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
My day is complete.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Clement comes up and hits a homer today
I’ll consider it a success.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims on Batista's thoughts: 'I didn't want that groin muscle rolling down my right leg.'
Uh
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats not his groin muscle.....errr
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, did you guys hear that A-Rod was on the DL?
.....
by ThundaPC on Apr 30, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought we all already knew he was on the down low?
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been sitting on that joke for 6
A: days
B: weeks
C: months
D: Aztec months
E: years
F: decades
G: Washburn contract lengths
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
(I do the inverse of that joke and it never gets laughs
and yet I continue to do it)
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some one say "keep it on the DL"
and you say “disabled list?”
and then
[crickets]
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But how does it impact everyone's fantasy teams?
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we need to bump that catch-all fantasy thread, or start a new one?
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it will ruin this site
Like Tulo has ruined my team….
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change the banner from "Go Rays! (oh, and M's)"
to “Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy team”
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you deleted a lot of posts about fantasy teams?
Or am I just lucky enough to miss them all?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't deleted any
I’m just now actively discouraging them.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely...I just haven't seen a bunch and was wondering if that was the new annoying thing to do
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get back to basic photoshop (or mspaint)
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 30, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used Paint.net
Lack of artistic talent + notebook touch pad = Horrendous blights the likes of which no mortal eyes have seen.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im actually better with the trackpad
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
If we have lots of guys with 15+ RBIs, then we must have lots of relievers with blown saves too
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY HAVEN'T WE PINCH HIT FOR VIDRO YET?!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you know what sucks more than vidro
nothing
PP
by armedpp on Apr 30, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Vidro still playing?
The guy on the mound is most definitely righthanded.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I say fuck Mac....why not PH Clement...fuck face
The drummer didn’t wake him up in time
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe's Tracer thinks it was a strike!
World: //ends
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for killing the rally, Vidro
Go suck on some hobo hot dogs.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like that would have been an ideal spot to put Clement in
and get him an AB…
by thenatural on Apr 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to watch strike 3,
Mr. Professional Hitter.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you said "Mr. Professional Hitler"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are a million amateur Hitler's
There’s only one pro.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine all the blog criticism when he invaded Russia?
Think of those game threads
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hitler was short?
Or are you confusing Napoleon again?
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wasn't Napoleon short
but he was pretty short. In my book anyway.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Vidro can choke on a hot dog and die for all I care.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That time-lapse video made Cleveland look so exciting
How utterly dishonest.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement in
Replaces Joh.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement and Hyphen? Wha?!
I thought they were myths!
by joof on Apr 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just got back...
How did Washburn get so many strikeouts and give up so many runs?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two possible outcomes:
strikeout or double.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHA, don't PH Clement
then you put him out there defensively…uhhhhh
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but man on...HR needed..not a strikeout from Vidro
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PH Burke for Joh
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
then you have to have
Willie or Cairo become the DH…. they weren’t coming back to win this game, so PH’ing doesn’t make much difference.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to get him in defensively
give him a chance to play there in a situation that doesn’t matter.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Cairo at DH*
*DH implies the Indians took the DH away by playing their 3rd baseman as a pitcher
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody really wants the Indians to charge
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come to think of it I bet Corco thinks Custer is the man
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that really politics though?
18th and 19th Century examples of uh…America’s worst in uniform?
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he's on the same pedestal as Benedict Arnold
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is weird
because they’re about as opposite as you can be
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, there's a distinct difference between criminally idiotic arrogance and treachery
by ningwers on Apr 30, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just morally corrupt.
Then again so was Custer.
by ningwers on Apr 30, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, he'll have his revenge...
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's such a national hero
He got a video game about raping big breasted Indian women in his honor. That’s when you know you’re a hero.
by joof on Apr 30, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time somebody bitches about videogames as corruptable...
Would someone please point them to this?
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to be
it looks like it was drawn by a FAS baby with AIDS.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just surprised AK's sister found employment
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'tis an old Atari 2600 (I think) game
Custer’s Revenge.
Object of game?
Rape Indian women strapped to the pole.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope Clement is capable of more than just
15-20 hrs… 45 hrs 2 years from now!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 30, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, so much for the comeback attempt...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement can't catch...the pitcher loads the bases when he catches
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement induces double plays!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
he’s horrible, shouldn’t even be up here. except to DH.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is getting on my Marinerves
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 30, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish RRS didn't suck after notbeing used for two weeks.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was a hilarious comment about a "Joe Torre Self Fulfilling Prophecy"
but I can’t remember what BP book it’s in.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH BABY 5-4-3
LET’S GET SOME RUN- oh who am I kidding.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh works...
Although I wanted Garko to hit a GS, he’s on my fantasy team…..lol
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i know
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I nominate
“lol” (small letters, no bold”
for dead memedom
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, we have them right where we want them
Now gnats, DESCEND!
by OlSalty on Apr 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Need Kruk to open his old briefcase
love that commercial
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson-Wlad-Clement
omg it’s like a real lineup!!
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw the HR
And Clement’s hit.
I just waited until Sexson struck out before turning the game back on.
by Slica on Apr 30, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the logical choice to return to the bullpen
//ESPN
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson K's.
I’d get the surprised face, but it’s too much effort.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
go back to walking Richie
your K:BB ratio is starting to look 2007-ish
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Clement, 5 run HR
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet swing
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 30, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKED
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take it
Figuring our luck, I thought Grady had that.
by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement has a slow bat
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Game Over.
Whatever, I’m still happy today. At least it was a blowout.
by ThundaPC on Apr 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awe...
Nice try Yuni.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement is a fucking G.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Curse those young guys...
Trying to keep us in the game, being able to play defense, etcetera
by OlSalty on Apr 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for an 8-3 game
that was surprisingly quick tempo
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His wife doesn't.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She probably likes itmore than when
he hangs out w/ 16 yr olds
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs