All your Base ...

by switch11 on Apr 30, 2008 10:18 AM PDT

This is a story of a time long long ago ... in the future ... when men were men and chewed tobacco and women were women and secretly chewed tobacco too ...

In the beginning ...

However ...

The Dark Lord speaks ...

JMac doesn't answer so the Dark Lord asks him again...

JMac finally sees what is needed ...

Finally, after a month of massacres the light shines on them and the Dark Lord and JMac realize ...

And two lone glimmers of hope arrive ...

what will happen next ??? ...

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I feel so bad

because you tried so hard

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 30, 2008 10:49 AM PDT 9 recs

rec'd

by sammy on Apr 30, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up 0 recs

This post has no chance to be funny make us LOL?

by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up 0 recs

That said

It was getting there… and then it stopped.

by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up 0 recs

I think the heart of the batting order being .204 was good

But he just couldn’t take advantage of that knowledge.

by Fin on Apr 30, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up 0 recs

Welcome to 2001!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:12 PM PDT 0 recs

Can the M's has 116 wins plz?

by Gomez on Apr 30, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

Is this something where I'd have to live in my mom's basement to find this funny?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 30, 2008 1:47 PM PDT 0 recs

Remember when you were using that Crayola pen set to do stories

Back in 1980? Now kids use a computer and make us look at it since their parents won’t hang it on the fridge.

by Sec 108 on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up 0 recs

This is the problem with the internet

Random strangers never had to look at my fridge art. The only people that did have to were my parents, who convinced me that my hand-turkey was the second coming of Picasso’s Guernica. And my sister, who thought it sucked. But she sucks.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up 0 recs

My older brother was/is an artist

So I knew full well my scribbles did not even merit fridge time.

by Sec 108 on Apr 30, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up 0 recs

You mean

Your parents never took photos of your Lite Brite creations? What about the things where you stuck pens into those little wheel/gear thingys and spun the things around in weird, spiral-like art patterns (the name of that toy escapes my crappy brain right now)?

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on May 2, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up 0 recs