At least our offense isn't...

by kentroyals5 on Apr 3, 2008 11:39 AM PDT Comment 12 comments

The Tigers. Seriously...again?

Move 'em to Montreal! Or Seattle...I'd take them.

20 word limits suck...just saying...and saying again

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Kansas City Royals are all fucking the man.

I heart Something Awful Baseball Mogul for showing me how to stop worrying and love the Royals.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the man's probably pretty sore right now.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bring in Strike-O-Matic!

by Gomez on Apr 3, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the Tiggers are without

Granderson and now Cabrera.... two pretty important cogs for their lineup.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 3, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

They still have Sheffield, Ordonez, Guillen, Renteria, and Polanco.

Each past their primes, but should score more than 5 runs in 29 innings with ease.

by Wilder. on Apr 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Phillies put up the most Mariner inning of all time

- S. Victorino grounded out to first
- C. Utley singled to right
- R. Howard singled to right, C. Utley to second
- P. Burrell singled to left, C. Utley scored, R. Howard to third
- G. Jenkins singled to right, R. Howard scored, P. Burrell to second
- P. Burrell to third, G. Jenkins to second on wild pitch
- P. Feliz singled to center, G. Jenkins and P. Burrell scored
- C. Coste singled to right, P. Feliz to second
- G. Dobbs singled to left, P. Feliz scored, C. Coste to second
- J. Rollins hit by pitch, C. Coste to third, G. Dobbs to second
- S. Victorino singled to right center, C. Coste scored, G. Dobbs to third, J. Rollins to second
- C. Utley grounded into double play first to catcher to first, G. Dobbs out at home

by Jeff on Apr 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you saying the M's

have cornered the market on "hot singles action"?

by johnbai on Apr 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Figures

since their GM and half their damn team are former Mariners.

by Gomez on Apr 3, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"At least our offense isn't..."

I was going to say Minnesota. Joe Mauer is their only saving grace. Cuddyer and Morneau make me want to puke. I feel bad Twins fans have to watch these guys suck for another 5 seasons.

by Wilder. on Apr 3, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs