4/2: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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HAHAHA
That's gotta be the Official 9th inning Logo until JJ is back
by mariners124m on Apr 2, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Speaking of Rhodes
Think they'll try to hurry him back because of this?
I prefer a picture of Ayala..but nice
I fucking hate you Mariners
No, that caption would read:
"Ayala in, loss imminent"
I tried to stop it to no avail! :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 2, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it applies to pretty much everyone
but if Green could improve his command just 5-10%, he'd be unbelievable.
Has your traffic gone up with the new software Jeff?
These game threads are selling like hotcakes.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Hard to tell since it goes up anyway every season
but if you think tonight's crazy, go back two days. My keyboard caught fire.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Dave, NO!
It's never nice to see/hear the wave.
Funny story
Jeff and I are from San Diego where idiots do the wave during no hit bids and amazingly entertaining games.
So we have to deal with this crap all the time at Petco. But at OPENING DAY in Minnesota on Monday, this asshole kid in our section kept on trying to get the GA outfield seats to do the wave and was YELLING at people who wouldn't do it. I kept on yelling right back at him, "THE WAVE SUCKS BALLS." And "GO HOME WAVE BOY." Well eventually he pissed off the ushers and they sat next to him. They were talking to him for a while and eventually this kid (we guessed 18-19) starts BAWLING. We can't help but laugh at this man-cunt. So he's absolutely retarded-sobbing and we can't feel bad for his stupid actions.
As he is being ushered out, with tears still on his face ( we surmised they checked his ID, discovered he was under-age and drunk and booted him for that reason) he's yelling at our section with venom "THANKS FOR REPORTING ME GUYS, THANKS! I'M A REAL TWINS FAN :points at his giveaway Twins hat:" I promptly yelled back at him. "Real fans don't do the wave!!"
My section cheered, and I was in a Mets Beltran jersey and Mets hat. They were willing to cheer me even though we had stolen Santana from them. (I don't usually do the jersey thing when my team isn't playing but it was the national holiday of opening day.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Thanks
Jeff knows my hatred for the wave has no bounds.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Seriously
I hate MN sports fans. They make Southern California fans seem bearable, mostly because SC doesn't have many teams that are dominant.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
I pantsed a guy trying to do the wave once.
During the 9th inning of a 1 run game. He was removed from the stadium for indecent exposure. One of my better moments.
The user formerly known as Sec 108.
I love you
You do the wave hating nation proud.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Good ol' days
I remember last year with Sean Green and Sean White..Didn't know which one sucked early on, so I just got anxious when a "Sean" came in.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think it was Sean White, before they invented an injury for him
by Fin on Apr 2, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fully aware now...but yes...I wish I was good enough to get to the big leagues
And then have an injury named for my sucky-ness....but nothing like anal fissures. No one has that.
I fucking hate you Mariners
The staying power of the wave
is astonishing.
Like, give it up already, eh?
If the wave never existed before, and you tried to invent it, people would beat the shit out of you
it's the perfect example of something that people do simply because they've been doing it forever.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not gonna lie...
the M's are kind of a relief pitcher puppy mill.
I don't wanna see how they create them.....
I fucking hate you Mariners
Woo!
I agree with the "keep him in" sentiment.
Lowe in the 9th please.
If only because I picked him up in a fantasy league today.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Another awesome Green appearance
Just keep him away from lefties and the kid gold, Jerry, gold!
So let's bring in Batista!
If only RRS weren't hanging out in Tacoma like he isn't.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista closing.
So says Brett from the game.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Yes, when he quits baseball...
and sells insurance to make a living.
Haha yeah
And maybe these paint chips will help me study
by mariners124m on Apr 2, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I can just see him doing something in a commercial like that
and as they say that he trips and breaks his ankle
Richie is an out machine
I fucking hate you Mariners
Fuck you Sims.
I'll boo if I want.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
I'd love to see a standing ovation for an 0-4, 3 k night
I fucking hate you Mariners
Dave Sims
He sucked all year last year too. This is not a new trend.
Ah Sims..
Thanks for the hint of "dont hate him"
Its pretty fucking badass
Ive been loving it since they got it working alright... its still a little glitchy, but no major complaints
It took me a while to write my last post
Jeff, you have to be proud I didn't just go over and push him to fall to his death and land on Torii Hunter.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Its normally
Beluga in. Game starts.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Liar
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 2, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Mac is still retarded
I fucking hate you Mariners
Really? Wow..
Can we please see RRS? Guh.. cmon Tits!
RRS WOOOOOOOO!
Oh not Sqinty McClusterfuck is still a complete retarded ass hat inbred fas baby with downs syndrome
OK...
So what was the point of Sean Green being in there again?
Incompetence every year
I fucking hate you Mariners
This guy reminds me of Willie Randolph
Up 13 runs he had Pedro Feliciano and Billy Wagner pitch the 8th and 9th respectively.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Jeff
The worst part is we know that them being in is meaningless and while we have an off-day tomorrow, I can see Willie not letting Billy pitch all three games of the Braves series because he can't pitch 4 times in 5 days.
He slays me, that Widiot.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Beluga in? Runner on?
excuse me while I go cook a roast between pitches.
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was in the middle of a big swig of orange juice
almost destroyed my computer
I fucking hate you Mariners
RRS's position on the big board is LR
So he's not allowed to come in here.
Ok, after what happened last night
and what happened earlier today, I don't think I could handle another blown save here.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Totally.
Still a bit upset over last night.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 2, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that actually makes sense
Squinty didn't want to pitch to Hamilton, so he went ahead and kept Green in to pitch around him, THEN got Beluga Tits.
Uh why wouldn't you want to pitch to the leadoff batter with a three-run lead
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He injured our closer
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wonder if he has issues standing in the batters box
with all that white chalk around him....
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Not sure how this went unnoticed, but I approve. *rec*
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 2, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks to Brett for commenting and bringing this to my attention.
*rec* as well. Well done sir!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 2, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you put one of ours in the hospital
we put two of yours in the morgue
That was Young
he took offense to my relentless badgering.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not pitch to Hamilton...
the worst thing that happens is its 4-2 and they have a little momentum.
we're up by 4 runs, fuck em
who cares if he goes yard?
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jones would have had that...
wait what the hell!?
I don't think we ever really established it either way
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yes we have
we had an entire sub thread about this
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
do they make oxidized dildoes?
I fucking hate you Mariners
THATS A FUCKING OUT IF MAC DOES HIS JOB
FUCK YOU UP YOUR ASS SQUINTY
GODDAMN HE MAKES ME WANT TO SHAKE A BABY
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Eww at the contact he made on that one
Lucky it went right to Ichiro
It's baffling
You're giving away a free chance at ending the game.
Absolutely!
At worst you have a meaningless run advance; at best you have an out. Weird.
Stop being a pansy
And catch the damn ball Raul.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
I would have
had that. I notice you guys do the same thing we do whenever a bad play is made...Lastings would have had that.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Whats the point of getting Batista to pitch?
We have rested BP guys ready to go....
He's a proven closer...
a veteran that's been through wars.
Jeter would have dove head first into the stands for that ball
He is the best defensive shortstop in the game
:-/
not even Richie can fuck it up!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Good thing we have
Charlton Jimerson
Willie Bloomquist
to play LF.
I woulda DFA'd him
Die in a Fire by Arson
I fucking hate you Mariners
alright.
series win. I'll take it. Do it again in Baltimore and we're fine.
I almost wish Sexson would have booted it
so we could boo him more.
Celebrating a Mariners win while at work? Not as fun.
But Jesus Richie.. can you try any harder to suck? Put that effort in to NOT sucking and you may have somethin..
Oh great.
Please tell me this isn't a regular thing now.
Ribs heal quickly, right?
That game was so bizzarre
it made firefox crash when it ended.
Good cover by Tits by the way
That's something that would have been easy to forget to do coming in out of the pen.
Lets review....
Vidro hits the Mariner's first homerun.
Vidro steals a base.
Jose Lopez hit's the Mariner's second homerun.
Silva goes 7 innings, 116 pitches, 5Ks
Batista comes in and gets the save.
Welcome to Negative World.
It's a weird world my friend.
Grad students may get pay increases when Lopez hits a FB.
Sexson was still awful
I guess he was already from negative world
Back to Raul "running" for that bloop near the foul line
Mark McLemore makes that play. And they're back spasm buddies.
If Richie weren't so perfect this would be the new site logo
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish we could change the default avatar to this...
then I would unblock them
You gotta do something with it.
but someone's gotta fix the orange trim
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I nominate this for new site logo anyway.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 2, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that was smoked...
his retirement is well past due
He was decent last year...
...well at least until....
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh, now he's hung with the L. that was a freakin bomb.
still haven't forgiven him for the 1-game playoff against the Rocks last year.
The one part of Padres games that used to be exciting
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Them and their unicorns
that sandwich looks delicious.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm looking for the wiki
instead, this:
Cammy was ambiguous before ambig was hip
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
thank christ i had to work late
i was offered free tix to that train wreck of a game.
sandwich? i thought that was a retarded hot dog,
If the bit that connects both sides of the bun tears apart it becomes a sandwich
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate it when that happens! buns fail.
also i decided i don't care what the unicorn means. let the Pads fans have their weird gay secrets.
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot dog buns need better connective tissue
So does JJ Putz.
>:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
For those who havn't noticed,
GS52 got his first save:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_04_02_tbamlb_balmlb_1&mode=wrap
good for George
but this series with Bmore is going to be like a sad reunion with ex's
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reaon
I like Batista. I know he's not that good and he makes a fair amount of mistakes and can't possibly be dominant but I just like watching him pitch. I can't really explain it because nothing he does is very exciting and usually he is just barely making it. Its weird, I know.
hmm... sounds familiar...
i was howling when Mac brought in him in relief of Felix last year at Petco, but shit if it didn't work then and again tonight.
that's why he makes the BIG bucks.
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else think
Brad Wilkerson is the most squirrelly looking mother fucker ever?
It looks like he WANTS to get punched in the head.
Dave Thomas?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 2, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I take it back.
At least it isn't a fat guy in a track suit with a bunny head.
I need your opinion of why this is on the HH welcome area:
"Welcome to Los Angeles of Anaheim. Halos Heaven is an Angels Fan Site."
I need to know why you went to Halos Heaven on purpose.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 3, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
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