4/2: Open Holy Crap Carlos Silva Thread
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This is disturbing,
Silva's line should read 0BB, 5K right now
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where do you find all these Simpson images?
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you can believe it
I spent 20 minutes trying to find that episode online so I could take a screenshot.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the giants offense is freaking awful
actually the whole team is pretty awful
by MFAN on Apr 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i dont know
I would take cain and lincecum, even though cain isnt so much the second coming giants fans think he is
by CstSnow on Apr 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, widescreen feed picked up in the bottom of the ninth
THANKS MLBtv!
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Careful, you'll end up in English Maeriner territory
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if anybody can end up there.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson is awful
he'd be the Giants best hitter by a mile.
by MFAN on Apr 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn?
Jesus Christ, how awesome would it be if we still had Randy Winn?
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delicious pace
I might actually be asleep before two this time.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As a die-hard Rangers fan
I can safely confirm that what you're seeing from Brad Wilkerson right now is really all he's got.
by jamcadbury on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Based on his 2006 and 2007 numbers I can confirm that this is hyperbole
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh heh heh
You'll see soon enough.
by jamcadbury on Apr 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fairly certain he's not going to keep hitting .000
but I've been wrong before.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Wilkerson.
You're supposed to convince me you're not Richie's left-handed twin.
by BrianL on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can we score loads of runs please?
I'd like a stressfree game.
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jay Buner's not walking through that door...
Adam Jones isn't walking through that door...
Mark McLemore isn't walking through that door...
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Listen to Sims
and get yourself a 4 game fleckpack
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FB FB FB FB FB FB
Welcome to the family, Carlos.
by redwolf75 on Apr 2, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait til Raul offically welcome him
...with two runners on base
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Based on all this weird shit we're seeing
when you go to work tomorrow and slack off, and your boss comes over and asks "do you think those memos are going to write themselves?", tell him you like those odds.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is crazy
Look for Vidro to go yard again
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It happened.
Last year. Against the Rangers.
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims is all over the pop culture tonight...
by thenatural on Apr 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better Smokey analogy:
"Tears of a Clown" --
Sexson in logo.
by Paytheline on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Silva gets a shutout and the only run is a Turbo HR...
My head will explode. 100% chance.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, his pitch count is in great shape too
Dare i say it, he could go a complete game at this rate...
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Turbo have a 2HR game earlier last year.
I'm calling it. Fuck 2 HRs. 3 HRS.
by redwolf75 on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a really difficult short-hop right there
Beltre tickles my heart.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see I didn't miss anything while my computer
had a seizure.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That graphic proves Silva > Felix and Bedarad
Why do we even bother?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is that music?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously Though, This is Jason Jennings
and he is TERRIBLE.
DO something.
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jennings was terrible last year, he has been decent in the past though, and have you seen our offense.
by CstSnow on Apr 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The past is the past
and hasnt he had a bunch of surgeries? He throws a lot of meatballs from what I've seen so far today.
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay, was a good pitcher
and he's nowhere near as bad as he was, ERA-wise, last year
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Latin Benny Hill music?
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
Imagine what happens when we face *real* pitchers.
by redwolf75 on Apr 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I remember correctly...
we hit real pitchers all over the place last year, but couldn't hit crappy ones at all.
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because the good ones actually throw strikes
And the shitty ones throw tons of balls we hack away at
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy
They really opened up their music library for their replays.
by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So how many games till Wilk and Richie get a hit?
10? 20?
And how many before they lose playing time if the can't get a hit?
50? 75?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie has a hit
He just has like 5x as many strikeouts.
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
regardless
from what I've seen from our offense... that was amazing
by thenatural on Apr 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you SEEN our offense? Don't complain.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I wasn't
I'll take as many shitty bloopers as we need.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni getting something started.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Yuni Alfonso Soriano yet?
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, I just happened to check the game score
And Silva is approaching a K per inning, has allowed only one hit so far, and still hasn't suffered a heart attack from clogged arteries? Is the end of the world here, cause if it is, I'll stop working on my essay due tomorrow right about now.
by Mbad on Apr 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait for it.......
Infield pop-up-a-comin!
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey FSN!
FSN!
FSN!
FFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNN!
Your camera angles suck!
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All right Jose
Prove to me you dserve to exist
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro checkin' in!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be more confident w/ Vidro coming up...
Just saying..
by Patrick517 on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Atleast wait until
Lopez pops out before you rag on him
by IceStormV1 on Apr 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noted...
Thanks for making me eat my words JLope!!!
by Patrick517 on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that you're taking Lopez...
But not the ones down the center of the plate.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But...
Blowers says Jose is a better hitter now than he was when he was an all star! It has to work out!
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie breaking out real soon?
What are they SMOKING in this broadcast booth?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know,
but I want some.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now he "didn't miss by much"...
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNK
MUSCLE MEMORY"S A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOPEZ!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING CRAP
MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOPEZ FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!
AWESOME AB!!!!!!
by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh ****!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I take it all back JoLo!!
You former all-star you
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell hath frozen over
Lopez and Turbo bring the funk!?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is a God!!
and he is greasy mofo
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO KNEW?
WHO KNEW LOPEZ DESERVED TO HIT SECOND???
WHO WAS THAT GENIUS
JOHNNY MAC FOR PRESIDENT
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Sullivan's scouts said he was lost at the plate in the spring...
have they ever been right about anything yet?
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHA this is awesome
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a seriously quality at-bat for Lopez
Way to go!
by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Ho-say took like 18 pitches
then hit a FB.
I don't know about you guys, but I like his approach
by cwel87 on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Small sample size shows
we do have power.
by JuliaHope on Apr 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The best part of SSS
You don't see stats yet like "Richie is a better hitter than the numbers show - on games starting at 6pm in the Central Time Zone vs. pitchers born between 1973 and 1978 he's a .940 OPS guy this year"
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This remains faithful to the Jose Lopez Three True Outcomes:
1.) Weak pop-up to the infield
2.) Bloop single
3.) Inexplicable home run
by esoteric on Apr 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This remains faithful to the Jose Lopez Three True Outcomes:
1.) Weak pop-up to the infield
2.) Bloop single
3.) Inexplicable home run
by esoteric on Apr 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't inexplicable
He actually worked the count on that one and made Jennings throw him a meat pitch.
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I really hope
Lopez's new plate discipline is permanent. At least 2 straight 3-2 counts.
by redwolf75 on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can we hire Craig Biggio
to teach our hitters how to turn into pitches that are inside?
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Patient Mariners
Could this NOT be a fluke?
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is it me
or have we walked a good amount this year?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even without Putz
if we keep approaching the plate like this I am waaaaaaaaaaaaayyy more confident in our chances
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed, but I won't unclench until I know the extent of JJ's absense.
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva going late into this game
Would be a great start to limiting that damage, anyways.
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now Raul takes a walk...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinda late on the rally fries, eh?
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She was obviously in motion with the fries before the FB
Or, they were finished being prepared before the FB.
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late nonetheless
Needs less fail
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little late on the rally fries
Doesn't count if you do it AFTER the rally
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What IS to like about this?
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prediction:
Richie strikes out swinging at a low and away breaking ball. Don't ask me how I know this.....
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Fries after the rally
well that's one way to do it.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally fries girl gets a seat on the failboat
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man Blowers can sure get that creepy laugh going.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least
we don't have to see the selection process of the fries recipient anymore..
by krb on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the girl giving the rally fries out
well, I'd do her
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha...I wasn't gonna say it...but yeah...
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not normally a fan of the short dark brunette look
but it works well on her
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE DOING IT WELL
DOING IT AND DOING IT AND DOING IT WELL
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to post that
eveytime Sexson does something to piss us off
by IceStormV1 on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no no no no no no no no
I refuse to endorse this
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what
Fuck you, Fuck you in the ear
by IceStormV1 on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your advice is rejected.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should wait until after a rally to give our rally fries
That would save them a ton of money.
by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please post this everytime Richie is up
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$Richie$
fingering his way to the $Richie$ line .100
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is that bar in Pioneer Square going to do
Sexson Beer Monday's again?
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would have to be Schmidt sports packs
or they'd go broke selling dollar beer
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ.
What is up with these Vern Fonk commercials?
by BrianL on Apr 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DANCE!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OR YOU CAN DRIVE YOUR CAR!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss dead Tom Petty during commercial breaks.
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you can believe it he probably looks even deader now.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think this is why he grew his mountain man beard.
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally fries for Texas!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So this year's rally fries theme
Do a birthday sign and it's your's.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Step 1: Say its your birthday and get rally fries...
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooch
I thought you were on our side Ben?
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uhhh...I think you're gonna have to walk that situation off...
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED!!!
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES LEFT HANDED SOCK FTW
Wait fuck he's not on our team anymore
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone else catches that
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate giving up 0-2 home runs
learn an out pitch Silva
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro would have caught that
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ah, Ben
we hardly knew ye
but we knew your were 300% better than $Richie$
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhh, silver linings
Just like beer, they make almost anything bearable
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you Ben
You're supposed to be our starting 1B. For a fraction of the cost.
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Broussard
wants to know why he had to leave instead of Sexson.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, technically he wanted to leave.
Now he's closer to his home town.
by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Wilk made Jim Joyce
run his fatass out to fix the wall.
by Happybelly on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding me with the K Silva?
Fuckin Tits!
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or the Rally Fry girl
I guess it's just a matter of taste
by ningwers on Apr 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm rally fry girl
I'm going to win rally fries this year just so I can ask her out
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the sign...
"It's my birthday and I want to ask Rally Fry girl out"
They'd choose it.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone post a screen capture for me? I only have the radio.
I demand this.
by esoteric on Apr 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K#5.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JJ bobblehead
You get a voucher for one at the game but have to wait 15 days to get it
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else hear the X Files theme?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen her lately?
She's hideous.
by BrianL on Apr 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT THERE's ANOTHER X FILES MOVIE!?!?!???!
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should be out for the summer.
I'm stoked.
by esoteric on Apr 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, it's okay to not have great taste, but when it comes to celebrities, there is a higher standard to live by.
Gillian Anderson falls way below that standard.
by Wilder. on Apr 2, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that's hideous
Then I'm surrounded by Medusas in Seattle.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish that broken bat would've taken a right turn
and stabbed Richie in the face
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Silva leads the Ms in Ks
..............
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does not compute...
Divide by cucumber error.
Universe failure.
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit
32 starts worth of this and he might almost be worth the money.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, 4 seasons from now
and 12 million in FA will only get you Jeff Weaver
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to start paying players in Euros
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get me started
I had to cancel a trip to Amsterdam this year, and I'm not happy. Goddamn Euro.
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ross Perot for president!
but i digress
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's the greazy
we know and love?
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Young could not look more confizzled today
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has a Mac, actually
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
94
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva probably done.
And nothing shabby about this start.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doubt that
He's supposed to be an innings eater
by vkut79 on Apr 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First start of the year, no point in overextending him.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva's not done
he's a horse! Remember?
by cwel87 on Apr 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Extra tasty crispy secretariat
With Summer Squall snack bowl
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd give him one more inning
but have someone up in the pen
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we have a hilarious anagram for Silva yet?
Or more importantly has he had a mammogram?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jamey Wright?!
How does he stay in the league?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He pitches for the Rangers
The Rangers always have the HELP WANTED sign up in front of the bullpen.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3.36 era as a reliever
over the past 3 years. 2.0 with texas.
by DSheppard on Apr 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasburn in Baltimore
...yea, that's probably gonna suck.
by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least...
its possible for Adam Jones to catch something.
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get ready for the WILKIE....
he should hit it across Royal Brougham, then the world will truly be upside-down
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread seems to be somewhat clean
all things considered
by ningwers on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won;t....Say...Anything
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't. Have. Said. Anything. If. I. Can't. Use. Proper. Punctuation.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do hitters really keep their first hits on their new team?
That doesn't sound like a prized possession to me.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, now that's just freakin' me out.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Dave Sims just crapped himself....
UH-OH
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How ironic
the man that once was hitless now is not.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was he the last one in the regular lineup to get a hit?
I say regular with some *****
by JuliaHope on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilkie!!!!
ya grows up and ya grows up and ya grows up

by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THEY'RE ALL PROFESSIONAL HITTERS
THE PLAYER'S UNION WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO WORK FOR FREE
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SB Wilkerson
That double chin got a SB? This is truly bizarro baseball
by marinator on Apr 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LESS AGGRESSION TO GO, PLEASE
That had SUCK written all over it. Lucky bastard.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell
At this rate, Richie's gonna steal 10 bases- oh wait he has to actually get on base that many times.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He might get 10 HBP's
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie won't lean into his wife
let alone a pitch.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good situational hitting...
In the wrong situation.
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mac's game plan
is to confuse the Rangers.
And everyone else.
by krb on Apr 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't stop Wilkerson
you can only hope to contain him 90+% of the time
by lemonverbena on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't do that again Sims.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to admit
Sims getting cut off in mid-sentence by FSN is kinda funny.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Close Johjima.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ironically, Rob McKenna
totally looks like an internet pedo troller
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants almost sorta kinda scored a run.
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm, speaking of rally fry girl
ball girl seems to be better
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could make a joke about "Ball" Girl
but I don't wanna go that low.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 2, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
we were sitting int he front row of the terrace club right by her last night.
She was drop dead gorgeous
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was inspired by Felix
who last night was basically the entire infield.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus Raul, could you at least get into the picture?
by MFAN on Apr 2, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And their game promptly broke.
LOL
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jacket off is dangerously close to Jack it off
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"Hey you, jacket off"
Thanks Dave!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any idea
What Mel and Norm were talking about?
by IceStormV1 on Apr 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he just say Jacking off?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I played catch with my roomate yesterday...
and Richie swung at one of the throws
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were supposed to never walk people. What's up with that?
by Matthew on Apr 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what else he was supposed to never do?
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was drunk
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Silva had control
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's at 112 pitches, probably tired.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh...
Who is your guys closer if JJ's down?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Mark Lowe.
Most likely Closer by Committee.
Although Groz on KJR wants Tits to be moved to closer and Baek to be moved into the rotation.
by BrianL on Apr 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember the last time Tits was a closer
Richie hit a grand slam off him in the 9th of a game on SkyDome.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On that note
Let's not go with him closeing
by IceStormV1 on Apr 2, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's actually a kind of good diea...
He did it for Toronto right?
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For tonight, probably Corco
In the future, probably Lowe
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kam Micki...crap..who didnt we trade?!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones throws pretty hard ri...
SHIT!
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I almost want to lend them somebody
that's embarassing
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we tried to give them Sexson
don't say we didn't offer
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
may I also submit that it is a horrible idea to hit Rowland *after* Molina
considering that he's a decent speed doubles hitter
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a pretty awesome lineup
The Fresno Grizzlies have to be the favorites in the PCL- WAIT, that's the Giants lineup?!
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not even sure
that team would win the PCL
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure the Angels have 2 or 3 guys who are better on our bench or in AAA.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by better, I mean better than anyone in that lineup.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its Gerald Laird.
I'd be worried if they weren't morons and kept Salty up
by dkulich on Apr 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Silva
really sweaty or greasy? can't tell.
117 poor guy. Nice first start.
Incredibly.
by JuliaHope on Apr 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic Silva
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Laird, back to the playpen
big boy time is over
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
That was a better game than I could have expected out of Silva.
by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So........
What?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro
looks out of breath just sitting on the bench..
by krb on Apr 2, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Power of Grease!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Apr 2, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva's final line:
7 IP 3 hits 1 ER 3 BB 5 K 1 HR 1.29 ERA
Damn fine start.
by OlSalty on Apr 2, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the highest pitch count of Silva's career
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Final number?
How high?
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Apr 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
116 right now
Previous career high of 112. Rarely exceeds 100.
by Jeff on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't he used to have
those insanely low games, like 67 pitch complete games and shit?
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Apr 2, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See Jeff
I told you, Carlos Silva simply can't be as bad as some of your readers thought he was going to be.
He simply can't be that bad.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Apr 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva is a decent player to have on a club.
His contract isn't.
by BrianL on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think anyone thought he was bad
just not worth 76 billion dollars.
by MFAN on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it iss anyone else off to no end
when Mike Young doesn't completely brick a routine groundball?
by JI on Apr 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 run, 3 hits, 7 innings
That's freakin' awesome.
by okdan on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait are you kidding me
I missed a Vidro funk blast AND one from Lopez??? What in the blue fuck is going on? Are the baseball gods high or something?
by Nick S on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*Yawn*
I can't stay up this late again, see you guys tommorow.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 2, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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