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by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 10:01 PM PDT
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Funny thing about not having any offense. You never see games like this coming. Red Sox and Yankees fans...I'm pretty sure they go into every game expecting to win, even if they're tied or trailing in the later innings, because they know they're capable of putting a bunch of runs on the board at the drop of a hat. But we don't have that luxury, and so we live in constant fear that regardless of the situation, we may never score again. We've been conditioned to believe that this lineup is woefully inept, and so when they come up with a rally like this to storm out ahead, we're taken completely off guard. And in some respects I think that makes it more fun, more exhilarating. Having justifiably high expectations is cool and all, but the emotional gap between expecting to win and winning is smaller than the emotional gap between expecting to lose and winning, so there's something to be said for being in our position. When the team actually comes through, it feels pretty neat.
King Awesome through 27 games: .309/.409/.553, league-best 20 plays made OOZ, best discipline of his life. He's getting fewer pitches in the zone now than he ever has because pitchers are afraid of him, and pitchers are afraid of him because he's really flipping good. How someone answers the question "has Adrian Beltre been a bust in Seattle?" would be a good litmus test for whether or not the person is worth engaging in conversation. This guy is a hell of a player and absolutely deserving of his nickname. Never leave us, Adrian. We wouldn't be able to take it.
Biggest Contribution: Adrian Beltre, +33.0%
Biggest Suckfest: Kenji Johjima, -23.5%
Most Important AB: Beltre homer, +26.9%
Most Important Pitch: Dellucci single, -22.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +20.2%
Total Contribution by Hitters: +27.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +2.8%
(What is this chart?)
This calls for a slightly different kind of Recap In Pictures.
game begins
indians take early lead
johjima double play #1
vidro RBI double
johjima double play #2
vidro RBI double #2
middle innings
indians begin 8th inning rally
indians continue 8th inning rally
indians tie game
arthur rhodes escapes the 8th with a tie
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
king awesome goes deep
betancourt piles on
mariners win
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I think I love you...
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 29, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha that's a good recap of the game.
I am going to have to start using these pics whenever similar situations arise in the future, so you may need to do a similar recap for an M’s loss in the near future.
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't cut your wrists just for a hilariously awesome picture.
I mean, it wouldn’t be the worst thing ever since it’d be totally reusable, but it still wouldn’t be a good thing.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm concerned he has a knife that big....being a Mariner fan and all.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 29, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you had to own a knife that big to be a Mariner fan
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep mine stowed deep in a kitchen drawer, because I know better than to give myself easy access
by Gomez on Apr 29, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a good policy for not harming yourself
But how in the world do you harm others?
See, there’s always a problem.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only one?
I have at least three that size. You know, in case I need a backup or something.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 30, 2008 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a knife
This is a knife:
...
Wait, wer’e you actually expecting a pic of a knife, and not just a bad Crocodile Dundee joke?
by chrisisasavage on Apr 30, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S NOT A KNIFE! THIS IS A KNIFE!
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Apr 30, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 30, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW, 4th picture down is definitely your twin Stifler
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit yeah
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must make him look tougher
and just for shiggles…
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gil Meche was in Walking Tall?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 29, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Recap ever.
Vidro’s RBI Doubles, the first knife, and all the Beltre funk had me fucking rolling
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Funniest. Recap. Ever.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 29, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
that’s really all I can say, great recap.
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good show
What’s the pink ruffly thing under the M’s Road Jersey though? This question could gnaw at me for hours…
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ahahahaha!
I can’t stop laughing. That was super mega-awesome whoopass funny Jeff.
by coolguyrob on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pic #5 demands hilarious subtitling /memedom
And sweet gentle Jesus that was one of the most excruciating wins ever. The only part of that game that didn’t hurt was KA’s homerun, otherwise just awful… but hey we won! It’s amazing that this org can’t fill the two easiest positions on the field with someone even remotely competent. Maybe the new kids will bring the offense from terrible to simply bad.
by JI on Apr 29, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man now we have all sorts of photo-fodder for GTE.
Thanks Jeff!
by BrianL on Apr 29, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Picture #6 FTW
If any one of these makes it into the LL image collection it’s that one. “Vidro’s 2nd RBI double.”
by esoteric on Apr 29, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Instant classic
You should do more photo recaps of GTEs…
This could potentially be a great contest – Best GTE Moments (IN PICTURES!)
Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo
by wwbaker3 on Apr 29, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as EnglishMariner is prohibited from entering
by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would she be prohibited?
I should make some using my macbook webcam. I will next time I am able to sit down and watch a game.
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless you're being sarcastic here, uh, English Mariner is a dude
I don’t want to see him fucking the man or any sort of “Fuck my pussy” GTE from him.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason I thought EnglishMariner was a woman
I thought I saw people referring him as a woman, maybe I was hallucinating. So if English Mariner sees this, I apologize.
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He once said “fuck my pussy” during a game thread. In the ensuing hilarity it’s not surprising you got the impression he’s female.
by appleshampoo on Apr 29, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should be prohibited because I'm afraid he might kill himself on camera
by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait you guys don't actually think about those types of things?
by Robert on Apr 29, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not about that
it’s about my website having photographic evidence of somebody’s death. I don’t want to deal with all that bureaucracy.
by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am suspicious of anyone who genuinely cares for another human being.
by JI on Apr 29, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very cynical outlook on the world
But I feel that you could be right. I wouldn’t want someone committing suicide over the Mariners, whether they take pictures or not.
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something morbid this way comes
Very few people who attempt suicide by slashing their wrists are successful, largely because they don’t know what they’re doing. Not that this is any comfort.
Wait, why am I bring this up? The Mariners won! Woo. Now if only the Avs will save face…
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 29, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you have to slash vertically not horizontally.
If you slash vertically on the vein, then you could possibly die. If you slash horizontally, you just look emo (definition of emo: stupid). I hope English Mariner (or Jeff) takes note of this.
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget other human beings, I care about me
and having pictures of someone committing suicide wouldn’t do me any favors.
by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would definatley shut LL down for an hour or two.
by JI on Apr 29, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
SBN RAM problems – LL shuts down for twelve hours or so
Person commits suicide and posts photographic evidence – LL shuts down for an hour or two.
wooooo go Mariners!!
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed you drank to celebrate
I drink when our 6-9 hitters come to bat. When they’re OPS-ing sub 700 or or even sub 600, it’s time to twist open a few bottles…
Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo
by wwbaker3 on Apr 29, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't stop laughing at the "indians tie game" picture.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 29, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I wonder who exactly he is wishing death upon.
by Gomez on Apr 29, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone not named Felix, Ichiro or KA
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 29, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that was one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen
Same with the knife appearing in the continued rally one.
Hahahahaha this was actaully the best recap ever
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 29, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like today's game, victorious recap is victorious
I saw the game on the big screens at the restaurant. I saw them scoring runs in the 9th and wondered who the hell dropped LSD in my root beer.
by Gomez on Apr 29, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My hat's off to you, sir
You’ve outdone yourself
by ningwers on Apr 29, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so the question must be asked
Did you plan on this kind of a recap before the game? If not, were the pictures (gasp) staged after the game? Or do you just always take a mid-game photo shoot.
by appleshampoo on Apr 29, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wait,
in the “arthur rhodes escapes the 8th with a tie” pic, are you looking up to the heavens thanking it for the divine intervention or are you looking for the knife from the previous pic that you might have thrown in the air? Dangerous either way. GTE and sharp objects don’t mix…
Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo
by wwbaker3 on Apr 29, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LL HOF
It loses its luster when we add to it everyday.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 29, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame F'n A's
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 29, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am picturing a big mojo's risin' symbol somewhere in this pic
Unfortunately I don’t have photoshop, so I am unable to do this :(. 
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 10:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Mac Awake; Game More Fucked.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 29, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's all about Microsoft Paint.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 29, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome recap
Reminds me of emotioneric.com
by Kaorikaze on Apr 29, 2008 11:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great recap
But why is Beltre using Zito’s golden crown and scepter?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 29, 2008 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love it how the M's extend Johjima's contract
but will probably let King Awesome walk after next year. :-(
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Apr 29, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's not talk about this.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 29, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there any ground to fear that, though? Who the fuck would even replace him?
Tuiasosopo? A flash-aged Triunfel? If we lose Beltre and sign kneeless scrapheap #3, someone is going to burn down someone’s trailer.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 29, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, don't even suggest that
King Awesome will stay healthy his whole contract! (But incase this isn’t the case, there is Joe Crede and Brandon Inge)
by Fin on Apr 29, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one's suggesting that Beltre won't be healthy - I'm referring to the kneeless scrapheaps
that Bavasi has a such a boner for every offseason.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 29, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No cause for concern here
Beltre will turn 31 in his first season after his current contract expires, which is exactly the sort of age that the current Front Office levitates towards. I think our prospects for watching King Awesome man the hot corner well into the future are rather promising. Unless Boston decides to take a stab at him. Then we’re buggered.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 29, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Problem is, as Bavasi does
he’ll wait until Beltre’s value is at its peak and THEN extend him when with just an ounce of smarts and/or foresight he could have possibly got Beltre to extend for 3 to 4 years at his current salary.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This takes some balls.
Well done.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 29, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No matter what people say about me, we still have that picture of Brett
by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're god damn right we do :)
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 29, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god damn now I don't know which one I like better
by Jeff on Apr 29, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One's ironic.
The other is scary. I’ll leave it up to you to decide which is which.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 29, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's just something sexier about a fat guy whose lighting is as bad as most pedophile's basements.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate block quotes
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, dude
that was absolutely amazing.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 29, 2008 11:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s like someone on your tv just lost their top…
by JI on Apr 29, 2008 11:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
This does leave him open for ‘you make the caption’ barrages.
by Slica on Apr 29, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"After Subjecting Himself to Years of Mariner Games..."
”...Jeff, Now a Masochist, Watches 2girls1cup.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 29, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva.
Those things are huge.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 29, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve of this
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 30, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First Ballot Hall Of Fame Recap
Well done sir.
More than made up for the Avs being put on life support.
by Slica on Apr 29, 2008 11:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay folks, it's time to start a Shopping Meme.
Ever see those gaijin 4koma, aka “the reaction guys”? Here we go! Here’s your template
THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 29, 2008 11:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Photoshop oppurtunites are endless. My first submission:
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 29, 2008 11:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This could actually be useful
for the next time someone wants to start a tuna hotpockets thread
by JI on Apr 29, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
There are tuna hotpockets? Seriously?
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But...
If you think about the Hot Pocket “flavors” that are real…I mean, Tuna certainly wouldn’t be a stretch. It’s all soylent green anyway, I suppose.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as it is currently straddling the line
I now nominate this sub-thread for closure.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because it's a Colbert parody doesn't mean it has to be politically related.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a joke, right?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized what you were saying
:looks up, waves:
Hi Joke! I missed you!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs a less fruity font.
or how bout
“NO POLTICS”
or
“ZOMG NO POLITICS”
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Font would have been fine if it were not for the "I"
Most other fonts failed, though.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could make up a whole arsenal.
“NEXT PERSON WHO LINKS TO HH GETS STABBED”
“DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK YOUR FANTASY TEAM IS NOT REMOTELY INTERESTING”
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any tangents are up to you.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS VERY CLEARLY A BOTTLE OF BEER
):<
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame you guys for the idea, but I blame myself for giving you the opportunity
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You had to there was no way
this wasn’t going to happen.
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not a chronic typing problem if what you write would be accurate if the words were different
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blame Malcolm in the Middle
it’s their quote with a little creative editing.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Practice makes perfect.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're just practicing
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fix'd.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knew I forgot something.
Be right back.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There we go.. all better.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm clearly not understanding this joke.
But it has a smurf, so I approve.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is too much fun... !
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 12:11 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, Jeff's got Ballgame.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will be the ultimate test of restraint
RE: mod superpowers
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm supposed to be working.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 12:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Huh... so I shop one implying fellatio
And you decide to just flat out polish Jeff’s knob.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am positively terrified of what this thread will look like in the morning
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 12:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell I'm done.
I’m sure I could come up with more, but I got a headache from laughing too hard.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some of us it is morning
Indepently I verify that you should be terrified
Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page
by MarkE on Apr 30, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some others,
it is afternoon already.
by coolguyrob on Apr 30, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This...all of this...is why this is the greatest website ever. No contest.
I love you all in a purely platonic sense.
by SethGrandpa on Apr 30, 2008 12:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LL ties with USSM in my heart
But while USSM is more of a teacher/parent, LL is more like a big brother or a cool older friend. It’s too bad there are no pics of Dave Cameron floating around, you could make a sweet Dave/Jeff pic.
Or in pitching terms, I would say USSM/LL is a good one-two punch! Geoff Baker is like Carlos Silva, he is right sometimes, but also wrong other times. and Detect-O-Vision and Baseball Insider are Wasburn/Tits.
by Fin on Apr 30, 2008 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there are.
check th eLL/USSM feed recap
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Luck
I guess I’ll just have to wait until this year’s USSM/LL Event.
by Fin on Apr 30, 2008 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*whistles*
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 30, 2008 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd submission
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This thread is fucking awesome
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlike Jeff, I am positively excited to see what this thread looks like in the morning.
Good night all.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have your IP and email address
prepare to rue me having your IP and email address
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad idea
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome has a great game
I had awesome beer.
I feel asleep after said awesome beer.
I woke up to this thread.
Today has been the greatest day in awhile.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 1:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 1:18 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That looks way crappier than it did five minutes ago.
Fuck it, I’m going to bed.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A for effort.
I have to get photoshop tomorrow, for future purposes. Stupid macs don’t even come with a paint app.
by Fin on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is epic
Jeff I hope you anticipated what you were in for
by Nick S on Apr 30, 2008 1:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have a winnah!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is fucking awesome
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except shouldn't it be Trix?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 30, 2008 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, shit, you're right.
I hate that cereal. Oh well, I made it on MSPaint. Not worth changing.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're illusions Michael
Tricks are something a whore does for money
by DCMariner on Apr 30, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Librocrat
Just loading us with more arsenal. I think Jeff should be prepared that these pics aren’t going to go away anytime soon.
by Fin on Apr 30, 2008 1:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had better ideas, but I couldn't get them to work. In the morning my brain will be fresher.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason
this might be my favorite one.
by BrianL on Apr 30, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The snowy hat picture
I can’t stop laughing. Especially with the blood squiggles.
by Garces on Apr 30, 2008 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just continues! My oh my!
Not sure I get this one myself, honestly.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 2:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am amazed nobody's made a craigslist posting yet
by Graham on Apr 30, 2008 2:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT's what we forgot to do!
I’ll wait for Brayden and seattlesundevil to get on
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm worried
there’s actually a remote possibility he could find me
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LL event in SD
you are cordially invited
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be expecting my invitation in the mail any day
and a letter bomb along with it?
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MISSING PERSONS REPORT!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?
Name: Ryan Rowland-Smith
Age: 25
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 240 pounds
Distinguishing characteristics: Awesome glasses, Australian accent, may have Ron Villone’s talent with him
Last seen: SafeCo Field pitcher’s mound, Wednesday April 23, 2008.
IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON, PLEASE NOTIFY JEFF SULLIVAN @ WWW.LOOKOUTLANDING.COM
(yeah, I know it isn’t Jeff, but I’ve been wanting to do this one for a while now… and yes, 7 man bullpens mean you wont see RR-S pitch for WEEKS AT A TIME apparently…)
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 3:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What? It's been done?
I missed it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 30, 2008 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Rowland-Smith rocks his face off a milk carton
...but I miss Chris Snelling.
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 3:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is fucking awesome
Best recap and best thread ever. HOF now.
by Fett42 on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok that was totally not what I expected here this morning
Beltre, by the way, is hitting 340/436/660 on the road. With a torn ligament in his thumb.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 30, 2008 5:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bloody hell Jeff
Well done.
No other sport blog in the universe has anything on this place.
by marinator on Apr 30, 2008 6:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I spent half an hour on a Picture Story with a Faustian Theme
But then I realized that the story’s conclusion would get me banned, my village razed and my breakfast made out of my dog’s entrails.
So I’ve decided to restrain myself.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 6:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah screw it, I'd rather get the banhammer than waste half an hour...
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That was f-ing hilarious
You don't win friends with salad.
by tresselfan on Apr 30, 2008 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny stuff here!
That made me laugh heartily, maybe even guffaw.
by coolguyrob on Apr 30, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
This thread is making me hysterical.
by phil333 on Apr 30, 2008 7:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, guys
I don’t know how you did it, but you made one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen even funnier
by ningwers on Apr 30, 2008 8:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You broke out the Tripel!
Personally I prefer the the dubble. Unfortunately the only place locally I knew that stocked it doesn’t get it anymore.
by Sidi on Apr 30, 2008 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is an awesome way
to start the day. Thanks to Jeff for an awesome recap, to photoshoppers for an awesome job, and especially to King Awesome for making this all happen…awesomely.
by jtopps on Apr 30, 2008 8:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LookoutLanding >>>> Fark
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 30, 2008 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most definitly.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it too early to nominate this thread for the LL Hall of Fame?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 30, 2008 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, never
but I do think we need to stop adding things to the HOF every other day.
Then of course, it’s not every day someone asks you to prove that the home team can’t change the rules of baseball at will
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone care to try and save this thread and email it to me or something?
I can’t see a lot of the pics – anything by Brett, JI, BrianL, a few others
Or is it just something in my FF options? For the record, I’m at work so…
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 9:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work and a few of them are blocked for me too
but they’re fine at home.
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm excited to see what happens when I get home then
should be lots of good CL material by then
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 3 Stages of Sports Fan
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 30, 2008 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Bugger
Good show! Unfortunately, I’m going to remember this in place of a really important formula for my Math Final.
Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack
by Frosty Raptor on Apr 30, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, this is funny stuff.
Please, Jeff, keep the pictures coming. Hell, we should all start submitting ourselves on a regular basis.
by Wilder. on Apr 30, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got so upset yestereday when my internet went down and I lost the hidden subthread.
I hope you’re happy, Jeff
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 30, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew wire cutters would work
We’re safe again.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can take away my internet, freedom, family, and friends
but you can’t take away my memory. I knows what I seen
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 30, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to re-open comments and go back to that subthread
I have more things about abortion I want to tell you
by Jeff on Apr 30, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Apr 30, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Apr 30, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
make it go away!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 30, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, for a while there I thought this community lost it's ability to be funny.
I thought maybe it had lost it’s charm.
But by god I think this thread has revived it. We needed this.
Well done everyone.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 30, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there has been a lack of photoshops this year
Someone should make one where we’re throwing Kenji under a bus.
by Matthew on Apr 30, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a better Kenji
that doesn’t look half as good as it used to
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I just copied + Pasted a real CL ad and changed it around a little
But I think it totally works. (I didn’t actually post it, I am scared of what Jeff would do to me if I did). Here is goes…
Any ladies interested in watching Iron Man on Friday? – 23 (San Diego)
Reply to: pers-662423982@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-30, 11:51AM PDT
Hello women,
So I was thinking most people usually read this because either they are bored or just trying to get a laugh. Well this Friday I will be going to watch Iron Man most likely in San Marcos with my friends and I was wondering if someone would like to join me. Here is the catch. The following are some questions that I would like to get answered. The one with the most correct answers gets that ticket. Hey it helps past the time by and also it allows YOU to get to know a little bit about me :) Figured it would be something a little different.
Question 1: What was Thomas Cat’s first name before it was changed to Tom (Tom from Tom and Jerry)
Question 2: What ethnic food is Pho?
Question 3: Who is Jay Buhner?
Question 4: What do you look like? (Free points here :D )
Question 5: What do you like to eat? (Also free points :D )
Thats it. Pretty easy I would think. Also if you are wondering about the picture, I just happen to be a big Seattle Mariners fan (you would understand if you were from Seattle). This just happens to be the best one of me.
- Location: San Diego
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 662423982
by Fin on Apr 30, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I thnk it'd be funnier with this pic
but that’s just me
by JI on Apr 30, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was tempted to flag your post just so Jeff would see it sooner
but I recommended it instead
by seattlebruin on Apr 30, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with Pho?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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