4/29: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners @ Cleveland Indians
One of these pitchers throws strikes and doesn't throw a good sinker. One of these pitchers throws a good sinker but doesn't throw strikes. I don't have the slightest idea what's wrong with Fausto Carmona, but I've got a sneaking suspicion that today's the day he gets himself sorted out. God damn this lineup of ours. At least Asdrubal Cabrera's playing like a pile of crap.
On a side note, Travis Hafner: done? You can blame injuries for his lack of power if you want, I guess, but injuries tend to be a big part of being done. While he might still be able to get on base at a decent clip, that peak is long gone. Which makes him ideal Mariner fodder come 2010 or so.
...LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Woo game thread!
Days without these seem to just drag on forever and ever
by seattlebruin on Apr 29, 2008 2:04 PM PDT 0 recs
How many innings
before I give up watching today’s game to play GTA4?
by BrianL on Apr 29, 2008 2:07 PM PDT 0 recs
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Mariners keep it close way too long then crush your heart at the very end.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on
Apr 29, 2008 2:16 PM PDT
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Q
the Mariners and Indians will play Calvinball today, resulting in Q innings of untold hilarity when Mark Lowe becomes the third baseman but is forced to stand behind the plate umpire
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 2:17 PM PDT
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What's the over-under
on how many swings today’s home umpire will allow the away team to take before declaring a strikeout?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:27 PM PDT
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Does that mean they move the pitcher's mound to behind second?
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 2:35 PM PDT
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Only if the away team decides that they want to punt.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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Why would they punt - they should just take a three point shot instead
if they make it, we go from the Q inning all the way to 3:14.15 on the clock
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 2:39 PM PDT
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Well, that's a good point
but what about icing?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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This is starting to sound like johnbai's surrealist diary
by Jeff on
Apr 29, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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where were you yesterday, by the way?
you were nowhere near the F’n’As interestingness. Conspiracists were starting to wonder about whether you were he.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:42 PM PDT
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My work had the audacity to make me work
I know, I know. I tried to tell them.
by Jeff on
Apr 29, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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Jerks.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:44 PM PDT
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You couldn't change that rule?
Obviously your work doesn’t use the DH.
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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Dude, Jeff's work is the home team
they make the rules not him. Duh?
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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Crap.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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but mine was more succinct
so I’m up 1-0 in the moral victory column. FACIAL, LAFLEUR.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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Mine was snarkier and more sarcastic
Three moral victory points for me! WHAT NOW?
Screw it, since I’m the home team, I’m also banning you from using the letter ‘m’ in your responses from here on out
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:00 PM PDT
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You're only the home team when the score is Q to 43
Time for you to go to the I’m So Sorry box.
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 3:01 PM PDT
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Aren't you reading this thread?
McLaren rubbed the opposite pole so I’m the home team anytime the score ISN’T Q to 43 – now you have sing the I’m So Sorry song for trying to wrongly send me to the I’m So Sorry box
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:03 PM PDT
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Wrong. Grudzielanek and Pierzynski aren't playing.
That’s because we have pitchers riding unicorns at 1B and 3B. Try and keep up.
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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I' trying but it's hard to keep up soeties
why are they riding unicorns? Per the official rulebook of baseball, players may only ride ythical creatures if said creatures have wings or breathe fire. It’s rule 145.P.5 paragraph Beta – go look it up.
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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hoe tea changed that rule
Wait, wasn’t there a gae last year where Cleveland was the hoe tea in Seattle? That ust ean we are the hoe tea tonight.
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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You're only the hoe tea when the score is Q to 43
Tie for you to go to the I’ So Sorry box.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Apr 29, 2008 3:03 PM PDT
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that's not a proble
because I really like a challenge. I thought I was the home tea, but apparently I was wrong.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 3:05 PM PDT
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When I said "wrong"
I of course meant “istaken”. y apologies.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 3:05 PM PDT
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And when I said "meant"
I eant “eant”. Penalty box for e.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 3:05 PM PDT
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I' crap at the internets
I can’t spell very well, either. I blae the alphabet.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Prove it's the alphabets fault
Show me where it says in the rulebook that it’s the hoe alphabets’ fault
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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Jeff's obviously not the home team.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Apr 29, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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Icing doesn't count - McLaren rubbed the opposite pole and made it happy
now the icing rule isn’t in effect for two days
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 2:42 PM PDT
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Ew.
The thought of McLaren rubbing ANY pole is an unpleasant one.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on
Apr 29, 2008 2:47 PM PDT
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No, there's no more icing.
If you recall, MLB replaced chalk baselines with icing, to prevent Josh Hamilton from snorting them every time he ran to first. However, now Jose Vidro and Prince Fielder are eating the baselines.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Apr 29, 2008 2:42 PM PDT
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So that's why Vidro stopped getting all those infield hits
I KNEW edible baselines were a bad idea with him around.
At least they’re not made of hot dogs
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 2:44 PM PDT
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How is GTA4?
Is it living up to the reviews? I’m going to try and pick it up when I get off work.
by coasty141 on
Apr 29, 2008 2:26 PM PDT
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I have no idea.
I picked it up on my way to work today and haven’t had a chance to play it.
by BrianL on
Apr 29, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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Just got done with about 10 missions
It sucks ass man.
Just kidding, 10 missions through and so far it’s more awesome than GTA 3 or San Andreas
by marinator on
Apr 29, 2008 3:20 PM PDT
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So you're saying we are going to sign Hafner soon?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 29, 2008 2:15 PM PDT 0 recs
Atleast he's a lefty
So Bavasi can justify the signing when 2010 comes around. Its too bad because he is on my fantasy team.
by Fin on
Apr 29, 2008 2:18 PM PDT
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PrOPS v. Hafner
Hafner’s 2008 PrOPS line looks a lot like his 2007 line:
.266/.385/.451 - Hafner ‘07 (118 OPS+)
.286/.375/.457 - Hafner ‘08 PrOPS
So he might not be done done, but I think you’re right that his peak seems gone.
by ubelmann on Apr 29, 2008 2:16 PM PDT 0 recs
I was just going to say...
those PrOPs lines are lack luster considering you getting zilch from a defensive value standpoint. But Hafners 07 looks great next to Vidros
by coasty141 on
Apr 29, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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Something to think about
probably a half baked idea, just wanted to see what everyone thought:
Jason Botts, DFA’d by the Rangers. Didn’t hit in the majors, but slugged in the minors:
http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=1550
Picking up Botts seems like a Bavasi idea (that is, rather than using Clement).
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Apr 29, 2008 2:32 PM PDT 0 recs
I know that.
Just was more wondering aloud if Bavasi might make that move. He does do stupid things.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Apr 29, 2008 2:48 PM PDT
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That means he'd fit in well at RF/DH/1B, right?
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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He was replying to your above.
Jeff: He’s not good.
e_c: Then he’d fit right in.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Apr 29, 2008 2:54 PM PDT
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also...
auto-updating comments spur me to post faster than I can think, and maybe misinterpret what people have said.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on
Apr 29, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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Yeah, I know.
They have to use guys like WFB and Norton first and find out they suck before they go to any kids.
by eponymous_coward on
Apr 29, 2008 2:56 PM PDT
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Back to Opening day starting 9
Vidro-Wilkerson-Joh all in the lineup. >:-{
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 29, 2008 2:49 PM PDT 0 recs
Yup, comments went bye-bye if you reload the page, Jeff
by seattlebruin on Apr 29, 2008 2:53 PM PDT 0 recs
This thread is tough to follow with all the disapearing going on...
What have people been doing ?
by coasty141 on
Apr 29, 2008 3:00 PM PDT
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A guy posted some spam links, so Jeff banned him and the comment went bye-bye
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:01 PM PDT
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Didn't go bye-bye
it’s just hidden. So the only people who can post in that subthread are (A) admins and (B) people who haven’t left the page.
by Jeff on
Apr 29, 2008 3:06 PM PDT
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Well bye-bye to us mortal non-admins who left the page already
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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I refreshed to make sure they were hidden
and this is the thanks I get???
Thanks for nothing LL!
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:08 PM PDT
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Should've tried in a new window
You have no one to blame but yourself.
by Jeff on
Apr 29, 2008 3:10 PM PDT
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And you
if you hadn’t banned the spammer I could see the subthread just fine!
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Why must you alter the past ?
It makes the future more confusing.
by JI on
Apr 29, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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By changing the past I'm hoping I influence things in such a way that the Mariners are better now
by Jeff on
Apr 29, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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So either you've failed miserably because they still suck
or you’re a smashing success because otherwise our rotation would include Zito, Ho, AND Mateo
by seattlebruin on
Apr 29, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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I'm not done yet
give me time. This is an unprecedented experiment.
And also, never underestimate how much worse you could have it.
by Jeff on
Apr 29, 2008 3:26 PM PDT
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"never underestimate how much worse you could have it"
That sounds like loser talk to me
by ningwers on
Apr 29, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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