4/27: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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The sad part is....
...that was the best one that they had of him.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 27, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My comment is atop all other comments in this thread.
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My comment was previously atop all other comments in this thread
And I have evidence to back this up
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some of Felix's pitches have just been.... unfair.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 27, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
Double posting is good for confidence.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enough with the shitty camera angles.
by Happybelly on Apr 27, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 straight fastballs.
Felix forgot he has other pitches again.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where art thou command?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like how the high and away pitch is no longer a strike.
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those werent
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he's missing in the same spot
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, up
Which is bad.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still less worried than him going all Beluga Tits on us
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw this comment 22 seconds before I saw the strikeout
god damn this thread.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKK
Still want more bendy things
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what would be awesome if Felix added to repertoire?
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gyrobullshit?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much better.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I <3 that changeup
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can always tell
When a batter is totally keyed on fastball… hee hee
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See how much better it is when you mix it up?
geez do it more
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NASTY
by Happybelly on Apr 27, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHANGE!!
KKKKKKKK
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN MOTHERFUCKER
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX HERNANDEZ IS THE OPPOSITE OF AIDS.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIVE TO HIM A CONTRACT NOW TO HIM GIVE IT PLEASE WITH GREAT HASTE A CONTRACT
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Smurf a contract
give him a blank check for all I care
by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And virgins.
Can’t forget the virgins
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10years/150mil and Felix gets 5 virgins of his choosing
sounds about right
by IceStormV1 on Apr 27, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIVE?
Suicide bombers get 70 don’t they?
by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The law of diminishing returns
has to kick in at some point.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but there's only so many Corcos in Seattle.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lost it last night
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I did and OK
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
20 is 14 in blogger years.
I don’t believe it
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is gonna get lost in the Felix day shuffle
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He mentioned it earlier
and it got lost in the GT shuffle
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything can be photoshopped now
Let’s see some video.
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything can be doctored now
let’s see some rape kits.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not going to lie
that made me laugh hard.
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like the worst episode of House...
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOUSE BACK TOMORROW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which would be the best episode of Grey's
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How was that hating on House?
I love House.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I was kidding
ya know Grey’s so incredibly terrible that it broke my will and all…
//hides
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no pictures
My roommate can attest that he did in fact walk in on me though
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
You and… yourself, wasn’t it. Damn I’m sorry.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no it was actually a female homo sapien sapien
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which doesn't exist.
Close, though.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a female homo sapiens sapiens
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure he'll be a great witness
as he’s most surely in some sort of aftershock coma daze right now
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but it's the best I can do
short of you calling the girl, which is simply not happening
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine you're not either
She went back to Phil’s Clubhouse, eh?
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no I ate breakfast with her this morning
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
incorrect
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's cut the kid some slack
It’s possible that her girth made that a safety hazard
by ningwers on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously how badly do you crave validation?
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh wha?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well...
all you posting a picture is doing is just showing that you really want to be believed.
im not saying you didnt…but you seem to be trying really hard to FUCK IT NEVER MIND 10th K for FELIX!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this makes sense
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, Corco
I kind of teased you into that one
by ningwers on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I've never had Haggis
How was it?
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually it's raisins.
True story.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as it is for at least 10 years
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pitch was fucking unfair.
I LOVE IT
by Happybelly on Apr 27, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch. :)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
89mph fastball?
No Gameday. No it wasn’t.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE HIM FOR A VETERAN RELIEVER NOW!
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How do Felix's career stats against Oakland somehow include this game?
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baseball Reference is a motherfucking beast
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(always click links before responding)
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 5 of those runs were earned.
So it doesn’t skew the numbers.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Millhouse is not a meme!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has no power
I still don’t know how that weenie took Felix deep
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not greedy. He has more than enough K's
I’ll go for some easy groundball outs if it keeps the CG alive.
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
If Felix and I were talking, and he leaned in, I would lean in the rest of the way.
by joof on Apr 27, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOO
FELIX IS NOT AN INNINGS EATER
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Norton was HUGE last night"
That’s what she said.
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do I not see Red any more?
Has he changed seats?
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did change them from last season
Now he’s on the third base side.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime I see him on camera this season
He’s just above the visitor’s dugout
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ones behind the dugout are his boss's season tickets, right?
by basebliman on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Home run totals
Richie 5
Raul 5
Beltre 4
Vidro 2
Johjima 0
Wilkerson 0
This game is weird. Vidro manages to destroy one, get a wind aided second, but Johjima can’t buy a break and Wilkerson is terrible
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some of us saw wilkerson sucking
but I don’t think anyone saw Joh’s collapse coming.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't.
I figured Wilks would be good for .230 / .300 / .430… not “terrible”.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are they on pace for?
Where’s the local Math major.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i looked yeterday, they were mathematically on pace for
richie: 34
ibanez: 34
beltre: 27
lopez: 14
ichiro: 14
wilk: 0
joh: 0
yuni: 0
vidro: 14
bring back josé cruz jr!
by darmok on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yuni: 0
TIME PARADOX!!!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, including today's game
richie: 31
ibanez: 31
beltre: 25
lopez: 12
ichiro: 12
wilk: 0
joh: 0
yuni: 6
vidro: 12
bring back josé cruz jr!
by darmok on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 pitches that inning.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice quick inning.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speak Japanese, dammit.
Douite
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright he can probably go 8 innings
sweet
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK lets get cupcakes off the mound this innning, or at least gouge on his muffin goodness.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good work Richie.
Get Felix right back out there.
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol cust
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha Cust
He is a living comedy of errors
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I think it's safe to say
that Felix isn’t yet suffering from high pitch counts.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul is NOT the worst LF
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cust sucks
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it bad if I'm rooting for non Ichiro-Lopez-Yuni-Beltre players to get out quickly
in order to see Felix back out?
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow... Jack Cust
at least HE’s not our LF…
by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And with Thomas as the full DH now
He’s gonna be out there all the time, which is hilarious.
by okdan on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have finally found a worse outfielder than me ... and he is a major leaguer?!
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He still looks like fucking Mike Cameron compared to me :(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG JOHJIMA GOTS A HIT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE SHOULD HAVE GONE!
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Decent throw by Cust"
???
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still like Clement about 50 billion times more than you Joh
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if Cairo was 3rd base coach
he would have sent him
by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Custard
HA! GET IT? LIKE CUST-TURD??
I hope this gets some recs.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I was going to flag it
But there was only Troll-Spam-Inappropriate, no dumb
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YUNI ISN'T CLUTCH I WANT RBI SINGLE OVER SOLO HR
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING DIE YUNI YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I support the Yuni DP
allows for sooner Felix
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALSO, FUCK THE 3B COACH WHO DIDN'T SEND WILKO WHEN THE BALL WENT TO 'LF' CUST FUCKING WANKER.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS BALLCLUB IS FUCKING WANK WHERE THE FUCK IS BONDS?!
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Webb is going to go 6-0 in six starts
My fantasy team approves
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yay 0-0 and 0-1 bendy things
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dear christ
for everyone we have hitting under .200 in the majors, we got a guy hitting over .300 in AAA
by IceStormV1 on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 offspeed pitches in a row?
That can’t really be Felix
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That'd be 27
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was considering 3(KKK) or KKK^2
and got it mixed up
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahahaha!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NOOOOOS THE FUCKING WAVE IS HERE.
I HATE THE SEATTLE MARINERS SO MUCH FUCK THEM ALL.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like doing the wave
I try and start one everytime I go to a Mariner game.
Don’t burn me with your eyes of hatred
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix hasn't thrown many changeups today
yet has gotten 9ks. Pretty damn impressive
by ASUBoyd on Apr 27, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Spanish Mariners.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!11
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
10 K's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KKKKKKKKKK
by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
XK!!!!
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix to A's:
Peace out, Keep out, take the scenic route
also
just noticed
“By reading a game thread of your own volition you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.”
lol
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's orgasmic!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU TOILETS BWHAHAHAH FELIX IS MY FATHER.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Owned.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YES
I love when he walks away before the pitch hits the mitt.
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many batters has felix gone 0-1 to?
I feel like he’s gotten ahead of almost every hitter
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oakland
you didnt even get lubed up today.
by deacvision7 on Apr 27, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
deacavision wins
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like waking up to good news
You know. stuff like this game.
by Gomez on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK CAN WE HAVE SOME RUN SUPPORT PLEASE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS?
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather we just abort he next 2 half innings
So we can see Felix again sooner
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix for mayor of everything
He already has the key to my heart, now give him the key to the universe
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At this rate, Felix might go one more
Then it’s straight to JJ, times are good
by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he threw like 35 yesterday
And about 10 of those for strikes
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JJ is available
Per the dude filling in for Baker.
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather they just leave him in
after last night
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it wasn't for stupid Cliff Lee Felix would be the best pitcher in the league
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever
Regression’s going to pimpslap Cliff Lee soon.
by Gomez on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While Lee's gotten pretty damn lucky
he has a K/BB rate of 14.50 to this point. Which suggests it hasn’t ALL been blind luck…
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is the best
The numbers will soon even out in his favor
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grrrr, why do we have to strand so many runners and make this so fucking stressful?
If Felix doesn’t get the W, then this thread will not be a pretty place.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I've decided not to get married until Felix retires
my heart just won’t be in it.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha.
So..he’s 22..add about 18 years.. carry the 1…
Lots of people don’t get married until their 40s..
by ASUBoyd on Apr 27, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
felix...reitres...
those two words should never appear in the same-
(but it was too late, the universe already imploded)
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix won't retire until the Day of Judgement passes
I hope he spares me.
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im not sure what those old ladies were doing
but i was digging it
by deacvision7 on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I tried to take the same screenshot
but it was mostly Felix’s face with a blur under it.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i tried for once
used ms paint off the mlb.tv cam – didn’t turn out too good
i’ll leave it for the pros
by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An umbrella to a stadium with a retractable roof?
Honestly?
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umbrellas make me more wet
I hate umbrellas
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do realize you're
supposed to stand under the umbrella, right?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rather than
behind the person with the umbrella who has decided to walk at half the speed simply because he has an open umbrella whilst taking up the entirety of the pavement while I’m on my way to the department?
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy Brit.
Just push him into a ditch.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just push him into a
lorry or a nabob or some shit like that.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fashion statement.
One that says I’m going to defy common sense
by ASUBoyd on Apr 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do something drastic with this offense
Now
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only Beltre and Ichiro would survive my solution.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Triunfel will be the 3B after Adrian leaves
maybe 2B if he can field up the middle more consistently.
by Gomez on Apr 27, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude what the fuck kind of shirt was that guy wearing?
anyone else see that
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our offence is the worst in the AL.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The A's are in the AL too.
They’re not going to take that comment lying down. Maybe they will. I dont know.
by ASUBoyd on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland, KC, and Minnesota
would all like a word.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah our offense is just dead
Can’t wait to face cleveland and yankees…
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thats when the offense will explode out of nowhere
and leave us confused. yet happy.
by deacvision7 on Apr 27, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland should just forefit and save thier bullpen.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 pitch inning plz
Its high time for a shutout
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot handle
These EQC commercials anymore.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still pissed about the commercial
featuring the Lonestar “Walking in Memphis” cover.
No one is allowed to cover that song.
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even like the song in general
Is that a sin?
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not enjoying country music
means you’re a healthy, well-rounded person. Kudos.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inside
Per Gameday.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walk
time to go to the bullpen.
damn it.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK HANRAHAN THE MUPPET I HOPE HE GETS SENT TO AA AND HIS FAMILY STARVE.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More nonfastballs please.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna lose......uh oh
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WHY WE NEEDED RUN SUPPORT FUCKING HELL NOW WE'RE GONNA LOSE.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh smurf...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who the hell spells their name
“Daric”?
seriously that pisses me off
felix, destroy him. it will please me.
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that doesnt count
he rules. and hes canadian, they spell colour different too.
i am making perfect sense.
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck wasn't anyone warmed up already?
by okdan on Apr 27, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he walk Barton?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John you stupid fuck, don't let him throw 115 again
Of course he’s tired, he’s been overused in almost every one of his starts so far.
by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn.
I want those foul pop ups to stay fair.
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what grinds my gears?
10 pitch walks.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have an exam in 10 hours
This is not a good time to make me nervous.
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's donnnnnnnnnnnne
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a little RRS action?
Give me a fucking break Squint
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No one's more likely to induce a DP than Felix
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard Mateo is good at that too.
According to Hargrove.
by dkulich on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is gonna squeak out of this
You heard it here first.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K plz
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K, then a DP.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Felix strikes out the next 3 batters
I will go streaking through my neighborhood.
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well fuck this shit
Perfect day ruined!!
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
We’re gonna lose Felix day! SEASON OVER
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has to be his last batter
They are tiring him out
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not good.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fricking frack frick frick friggin frack frick frig FUCK.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do the Ms insist on doing this int he end of games
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because our offence doesn't score runs which means when our tired pitchers fade/replaced by shitty relievers, we lose.
It is a trend that has happened ALL FUCKING SEASON.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im getting the hell out of this thread
before the tubes break
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SSSSSMMMMMURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
God damn, the one time you need to use your 2-seam fastball
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck no run support bullshit
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's the price you pay
when you have a crappy offense…. tough luck for Felix.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH FUCK
The cable feed went out right as Emil hit that
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I go to shower and this happens...
Some one explain why Felix was still in here?
by dkulich on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They want him to get stuck with the loss
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were Felix
I’d demand a trade…he deserves a better offense
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The SHP should hit cleanup for us.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU YOU OVERPAID MILLIONAIRE HITTERS WHO CAN'T DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS PROPERLY.
THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYED I HAVE BEEN ALL DAY FUCK YOU MARINERS.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS
BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE NEED BONDS.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
Its Squinty’s fault for not taking him out earlier.
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since it's only tied
If we go on to win, does Felix get the W?
by okdan on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
see you later, that's no light at the end of the tunnel, that's a trainwreck
by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that a Warcraft thing
Tell me it’s not a Warcraft thing
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EAT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS YOU FAT SHITS?
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Rafael Soriano :(
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
FUCK THIS. IF HE WALKS I;M OUT OF HERE.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
FUCKING CAL-BERKELEY GRADUATE.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna lose this game?
This is how it ends?
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I step away for five minutes....
... I’m going to close this tab and let the Game Thread Armaggeddon play out. I think seeing the final score and the news all at once will be far less painful. Stuff to do. Later.
by Gomez on Apr 27, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright I'm out.
This game can only result in a loss now.
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ.
Not even close.
Fuck Brandon Morrow. Seriously.
by Devin on Apr 27, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Christ
Worst fucking draft pick ever (warning, GTE influenced statement)
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep. See you later guys. Enjoy wasting your time with this bunch of losers.
I’m gonna go jump off that big fucking bridge in Seattle.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope That floating one
You might get hurt otherwise
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Apr 27, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
There’s like 5% chance of death if you jump from that. What’s the point then.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You jump over
You jump INTO the traffic. Easy Peasy
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Apr 27, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this is how it feels like to root for the Giants...
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oakland leads.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to let this ruin my day
I’m out to watch Harold and Kumar. Late
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who doesn't suck?
Mother fucking Time Lincecum
by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this team, I wish death upon all of them
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on Apr 27, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Squinty hadn't used JJ in that 4 run lead yesterday
He’d be available today.
by okdan on Apr 27, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mac doesn't think like that anyway, so it doesn't matter
he brought Rick White into a tie game last year for God’s sake!!
by basebliman on Apr 27, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasn't that with Vlad up too?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admittedly Felix did it to himself.
But yeah, his performance tonight deserved better.
by esoteric on Apr 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow will find a way
To get ahead 0-2, then walk the guy.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how annoyed Felix will get with losing this way continually
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Last night I promised to stab babies if we lost. I’m gonna go look for some babies now. BRB.
by joof on Apr 27, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement would have hit a 3 run bomb in this game already
and walked 3 times.
by Kevman22 on Apr 27, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An out!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It felt so good in the beginning
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This collapse brought you to by Andrew WK
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jgfhlawkefiusdkjhsjfsdkfhsuskdfggffkhkds
//epilepsy
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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