4/27: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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The sad part is....
...that was the best one that they had of him.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Apr 27, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
My comment was previously atop all other comments in this thread
And I have evidence to back this up
5 straight fastballs.
Felix forgot he has other pitches again.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Where art thou command?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Those werent
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he's missing in the same spot
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Yeah, up
Which is bad.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still less worried than him going all Beluga Tits on us
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I saw this comment 22 seconds before I saw the strikeout
god damn this thread.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKKKK
Still want more bendy things
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
You can always tell
When a batter is totally keyed on fastball… hee hee
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
See how much better it is when you mix it up?
geez do it more
KKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIVE TO HIM A CONTRACT NOW TO HIM GIVE IT PLEASE WITH GREAT HASTE A CONTRACT
Smurf a contract
give him a blank check for all I care
by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FIVE?
Suicide bombers get 70 don’t they?
by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The law of diminishing returns
has to kick in at some point.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
20 is 14 in blogger years.
I don’t believe it
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
He mentioned it earlier
and it got lost in the GT shuffle
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Anything can be doctored now
let’s see some rape kits.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Which would be the best episode of Grey's
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How was that hating on House?
I love House.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and I was kidding
ya know Grey’s so incredibly terrible that it broke my will and all…
//hides
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
no pictures
My roommate can attest that he did in fact walk in on me though
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I'm not sure he'll be a great witness
as he’s most surely in some sort of aftershock coma daze right now
yeah but it's the best I can do
short of you calling the girl, which is simply not happening
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Seriously how badly do you crave validation?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
well...
all you posting a picture is doing is just showing that you really want to be believed.
im not saying you didnt…but you seem to be trying really hard to FUCK IT NEVER MIND 10th K for FELIX!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
89mph fastball?
No Gameday. No it wasn’t.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
Only 5 of those runs were earned.
So it doesn’t skew the numbers.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember that Melhuse grand slam
):<
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Millhouse is not a meme!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not greedy. He has more than enough K's
I’ll go for some easy groundball outs if it keeps the CG alive.
BOO
FELIX IS NOT AN INNINGS EATER
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
"Norton was HUGE last night"
That’s what she said.
He did change them from last season
Now he’s on the third base side.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime I see him on camera this season
He’s just above the visitor’s dugout
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Home run totals
Richie 5
Raul 5
Beltre 4
Vidro 2
Johjima 0
Wilkerson 0
This game is weird. Vidro manages to destroy one, get a wind aided second, but Johjima can’t buy a break and Wilkerson is terrible
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't.
I figured Wilks would be good for .230 / .300 / .430… not “terrible”.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett did
I don’t think it was an analytical prediction though
by Graham MacAree on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
when i looked yeterday, they were mathematically on pace for
richie: 34
ibanez: 34
beltre: 27
lopez: 14
ichiro: 14
wilk: 0
joh: 0
yuni: 0
vidro: 14
bring back josé cruz jr!
yuni: 0
TIME PARADOX!!!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, including today's game
richie: 31
ibanez: 31
beltre: 25
lopez: 12
ichiro: 12
wilk: 0
joh: 0
yuni: 6
vidro: 12
bring back josé cruz jr!
9 pitches that inning.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Speak Japanese, dammit.
Douite
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Good work Richie.
Get Felix right back out there.
Lol cust
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Raul is NOT the worst LF
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Is it bad if I'm rooting for non Ichiro-Lopez-Yuni-Beltre players to get out quickly
in order to see Felix back out?
Wow... Jack Cust
at least HE’s not our LF…
And with Thomas as the full DH now
He’s gonna be out there all the time, which is hilarious.
"Decent throw by Cust"
???
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Custard
HA! GET IT? LIKE CUST-TURD??
I hope this gets some recs.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I was going to flag it
But there was only Troll-Spam-Inappropriate, no dumb
YUNI ISN'T CLUTCH I WANT RBI SINGLE OVER SOLO HR
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
ALSO, FUCK THE 3B COACH WHO DIDN'T SEND WILKO WHEN THE BALL WENT TO 'LF' CUST FUCKING WANKER.
Beware of the GTE.
Webb is going to go 6-0 in six starts
My fantasy team approves
yay 0-0 and 0-1 bendy things
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
dear christ
for everyone we have hitting under .200 in the majors, we got a guy hitting over .300 in AAA
3 offspeed pitches in a row?
That can’t really be Felix
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
KKKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I was considering 3(KKK) or KKK^2
and got it mixed up
OH NOOOOOS THE FUCKING WAVE IS HERE.
I HATE THE SEATTLE MARINERS SO MUCH FUCK THEM ALL.
Beware of the GTE.
I like doing the wave
I try and start one everytime I go to a Mariner game.
Don’t burn me with your eyes of hatred
KKKKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
KKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!11
KKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Felix to A's:
Peace out, Keep out, take the scenic route
also
just noticed
“By reading a game thread of your own volition you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.”
lol
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
It's orgasmic!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
HELL YES
I love when he walks away before the pitch hits the mitt.
How many batters has felix gone 0-1 to?
I feel like he’s gotten ahead of almost every hitter
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
oakland
you didnt even get lubed up today.
by deacvision7 on Apr 27, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I'd rather we just abort he next 2 half innings
So we can see Felix again sooner
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix for mayor of everything
He already has the key to my heart, now give him the key to the universe
At this rate, Felix might go one more
Then it’s straight to JJ, times are good
Yeah he threw like 35 yesterday
And about 10 of those for strikes
by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
JJ is available
Per the dude filling in for Baker.
While Lee's gotten pretty damn lucky
he has a K/BB rate of 14.50 to this point. Which suggests it hasn’t ALL been blind luck…
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
He is the best
The numbers will soon even out in his favor
Grrrr, why do we have to strand so many runners and make this so fucking stressful?
If Felix doesn’t get the W, then this thread will not be a pretty place.
Beware of the GTE.
Haha.
So..he’s 22..add about 18 years.. carry the 1…
Lots of people don’t get married until their 40s..
felix...reitres...
those two words should never appear in the same-
(but it was too late, the universe already imploded)
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix won't retire until the Day of Judgement passes
I hope he spares me.
im not sure what those old ladies were doing
but i was digging it
Yeah I tried to take the same screenshot
but it was mostly Felix’s face with a blur under it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i tried for once
used ms paint off the mlb.tv cam – didn’t turn out too good
i’ll leave it for the pros
Umbrellas make me more wet
I hate umbrellas
by Graham MacAree on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You do realize you're
supposed to stand under the umbrella, right?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Rather than
behind the person with the umbrella who has decided to walk at half the speed simply because he has an open umbrella whilst taking up the entirety of the pavement while I’m on my way to the department?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Crazy Brit.
Just push him into a ditch.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Just push him into a
lorry or a nabob or some shit like that.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Only Beltre and Ichiro would survive my solution.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Triunfel will be the 3B after Adrian leaves
maybe 2B if he can field up the middle more consistently.
Dude what the fuck kind of shirt was that guy wearing?
anyone else see that
The A's are in the AL too.
They’re not going to take that comment lying down. Maybe they will. I dont know.
Oakland, KC, and Minnesota
would all like a word.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Yeah our offense is just dead
Can’t wait to face cleveland and yankees…
thats when the offense will explode out of nowhere
and leave us confused. yet happy.
I'm still pissed about the commercial
featuring the Lonestar “Walking in Memphis” cover.
No one is allowed to cover that song.
Not enjoying country music
means you’re a healthy, well-rounded person. Kudos.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Inside
Per Gameday.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We're gonna lose......uh oh
I fucking hate you Mariners
who the hell spells their name
“Daric”?
seriously that pisses me off
felix, destroy him. it will please me.
that doesnt count
he rules. and hes canadian, they spell colour different too.
i am making perfect sense.
by Karma Police on Apr 27, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
John you stupid fuck, don't let him throw 115 again
Of course he’s tired, he’s been overused in almost every one of his starts so far.
You know what grinds my gears?
10 pitch walks.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
He's donnnnnnnnnnnne
I fucking hate you Mariners
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
HAHAHA
We’re gonna lose Felix day! SEASON OVER
I fucking hate you Mariners
This has to be his last batter
They are tiring him out
Fricking frack frick frick friggin frack frick frig FUCK.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
Because our offence doesn't score runs which means when our tired pitchers fade/replaced by shitty relievers, we lose.
It is a trend that has happened ALL FUCKING SEASON.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
im getting the hell out of this thread
before the tubes break
SSSSSMMMMMURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
God damn, the one time you need to use your 2-seam fastball
fuck no run support bullshit
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
that's the price you pay
when you have a crappy offense…. tough luck for Felix.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
OH FUCK
The cable feed went out right as Emil hit that
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
I go to shower and this happens...
Some one explain why Felix was still in here?
They want him to get stuck with the loss
I fucking hate you Mariners
If I were Felix
I’d demand a trade…he deserves a better offense
I fucking hate you Mariners
The SHP should hit cleanup for us.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU YOU OVERPAID MILLIONAIRE HITTERS WHO CAN'T DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS PROPERLY.
THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYED I HAVE BEEN ALL DAY FUCK YOU MARINERS.
Beware of the GTE.
BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS
BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS BARRY BONDS
Meh.
Its Squinty’s fault for not taking him out earlier.
I miss Rafael Soriano :(
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I step away for five minutes....
... I’m going to close this tab and let the Game Thread Armaggeddon play out. I think seeing the final score and the news all at once will be far less painful. Stuff to do. Later.
Alright I'm out.
This game can only result in a loss now.
Yep. See you later guys. Enjoy wasting your time with this bunch of losers.
I’m gonna go jump off that big fucking bridge in Seattle.
Beware of the GTE.
So this is how it feels like to root for the Giants...
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
If Squinty hadn't used JJ in that 4 run lead yesterday
He’d be available today.
Mac doesn't think like that anyway, so it doesn't matter
he brought Rick White into a tie game last year for God’s sake!!
wasn't that with Vlad up too?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wonder how annoyed Felix will get with losing this way continually
I fucking hate you Mariners
Clement would have hit a 3 run bomb in this game already
and walked 3 times.
It felt so good in the beginning
I fucking hate you Mariners
This collapse brought you to by Andrew WK
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
jgfhlawkefiusdkjhsjfsdkfhsuskdfggffkhkds
//epilepsy
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
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