4/27: Open Game Thread
Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners, Apr 27, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
Earlier this morning, whilst I lay in bed and accompanied Eliza Dushku to Home Depot to buy planks of redwood for her above-ground pool deck, there came a knock that aroused me in all the wrong ways. Yawning, I stumbled out of my room and groggily opened the door, whereupon I was greeted by the pleasant faces of two middle-aged men with different ties and matching conviction. Exhausted and just the slightest bit hung over, at first I didn't do the math in my head, and so for about three or four minutes I stood there while they engaged me in conversation about current events and universal concerns. I nodded and mumbled and nodded some more, but gradually I began to come to and take stock of the situation, at which point one of the men asked me if I'm familiar with God.
I paused for a moment. Then, with a hint of a smile, I turned to the man and replied.
"I sure am."
I asked if they wouldn't mind letting me get to breakfast, so they issued me a polite farewell and walked away. I closed the door.
Today I don't have time for proselytization. Today I worship at the altar of Felix.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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Heathens
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 27, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix demands a blood sacrifice
Sorry Willie
by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooooo.....
tomorrow you’ll have time for proselytization?
by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow I have to go to work
but yeah, I wouldn’t mind.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a raspy fishman voice
Salutations, do you time to talk about the lord? . . . that’s okay kids, more in heaven for us.
God I love Venture Bros. Returns June 1st!!
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is a link to the season 3 sneak preview
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5BRwkdqWw&eurl=http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36500
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which begs the question
Who would you rather build a deck for? Eliza or King Felix?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 27, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All Hail the King!
Today he shall smote the A’s.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 27, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love sunday day games!
They are the only games I get to watch in real time when I am at work up here in Prudhoe Bay.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats it like up there
I’ve always wanted to drive the Dalton Highway.
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not too bad right now
Actualy 18 degrees today. Starting to warm up.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a nice mostly sunny 84 here
was supposed to be around 95 today, but thank Felix it’s not.
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once got in a argument with a co-worker that was attending a seminary school
by saying that my God (Felix) was ten times the God that his was.
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In regards to praying for wins
Felix has 100 times the track record God does. Felix gets things done that Gods has trouble with.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The stats prove it
Felix already has more career wins.
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The two things that have confused my spirtuality the most over the least 10 years
Matchups of:
Randy Johnson v. Mark McGwire
Randy Johnson v. Jim Edmonds
I won’t know what to do if I ever see Felix v. Pujols
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May the power of the Anti-Virus (Greg Norton) be with you
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 27, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Norton did to the A's
what his name-sake did to my computer.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays lead Boston 1-0 in the 5th
going for the sweep.
James Shields is good.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That 15 year old better slow it down
once you get that tramp label, it can be hard to live down.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as you are willing to admit
that watching the Rays makes you “that guy.” Pervert.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's one step up from erotic smurf pictures.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not fooling anyone
embrace your awesome perversion.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ONE OF YOU
ONE OF YOU
ONE OF YOU
ONE OF YOU
ONE OF YOU
ONE OF YOU
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, you got me
I’ll take Rays away to a place no one can judge us for our love!
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 is legal in Denmark.
heh heh….alright
by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
A major politician
just had a scandal where he had sex with a 15 year old girl. The guy is pretty old, maybe around 50 I think. Anyway, there were some people who were upset, but all the other politicians stood up for him saying “he didn’t do anything illegal.”
by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up here in Alaska
as long as he/she is 16 it is legal.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
State of Alaska Age of Consent law
At 16 years of age you become sexually independant unless the older party in the relationship has a position of power or authority over the juvenile, in which case the age becomes 18. You don’t have to think too hard to figure out why we have the highest incidents of rape, domestic abuse, and fetal alcahol syndrome per capita in the nation. We got problems.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think in WA
16 is ok if you are 4 or less years olders. So you can hook up with a 16 year old if you are 20. Hey, speaking of which, is Corco around?
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the Romeo and Juliet laws
I don’t know why I know this. Honest.
by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear on my life I was
reading an article about this somewhere lately. But for the life of me I just can’t remember where it is.
by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a whole lotta swearing on your life.
Sure you want your life riding on this?
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could probably be the alcohol supplier
At a high school party, you could probably get plenty of high school tail that way.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah, loser.
I’m 20, but look 25/26 (thank God for the beard). The first time I was carded for anything, ever, was at the movie theater of all places a couple weeks ago.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got kicked out of Safeco on Friday night for providing to a minor
Originally the cop thought I was the minor…
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Extreme drunkeness
made more obvious by the fact that I voicing my disapproval of our right fielder.
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, when you are drunk
Just chill there, that’s what I have to do. Plus I guess when I grow stuble it makes me look a couple years older than I am so as long as I don’t get IDed Im ok.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And keeping with the out-of-town theme
CC Sabathia seems to be fine.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just wondering
Hey Jeff I don’t mean to be nosey but….. I’ve been reading the site for a couple of years and I really don’t know much about yourself or any of the other "managers" of the site. Is there a bio section that I’m missing that would answer some of my questions? How did you guys acquire your baseball knowledge? Why are you a Mariner fan? What are you doing in California, etc…
by coasty141 on Apr 27, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's actually one person with five internet personalities.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would enjoy a "What am I wearing right now" feature
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My profile bio is pretty accurate
I was born in San Diego and became a Mariners fan because (A) rooting for the home team is too easy, and (B) I have an uncle in Seattle who wasn’t weird and a little crazy when I started liking sports. If it weren’t for the old Texas Rangers ESPN message board, I may not be who I am today, because it was Adam Morris (now he writes Lone Star Ball) who introduced me to Baseball Prospectus, which put me on the road to knowledge. Ironically I now consider BP to be a little behind the times.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more hilarious historical inaccuracies.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was rushed
I don’t have time to be hilariously dishonest when I’m in a hurry.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, this bio?
Jeff Sullivan is the modern-day descendant of a mutant family that has latent superhuman powers. Following an electrical accident, Sullivan finds himself transported into a parallel Earth where the Allies lost WW II and the Japanese rule America. After fighting the Japanese, Sullivan meets other members of his dimension-spanning family who teach him how to use his powers. He then returns to his Earth to fight crime.
by Matthew on Apr 27, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Sullivan
Jeff Sullivan is an intelligent and emotionally troubled teenager who sleepwalks, and experiences visual hallucinations possibly because of his schizophrenia (which he takes medication for), and is in the medical care of a psychiatrist. One night, a jet engine from a commercial aircraft falls into Jeff’s bedroom. He avoids death only because prior to the accident, he had obeyed a voice in his head that led him to sleepwalk outside of his room. The voice is that of Gomez, an apparently imaginary friend in a man-sized rabbit costume. At midnight on October 2, Frank prophesies to Jeff that the end of the world will occur in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
Later, Jeff begins seeing “silvery plastic gel” spears that flow out from people’s chests. Such a spear indicates where a person will travel in the near future. In one example, Jeff sees one spear snake into the room, followed by his younger sister skipping through the room. Another spear leads Jeff to a pistol in his parents’ closet, which he takes and keeps.
Meanwhile, Gomez instructs Jeff to perform acts which provoke certain chains of events:
- Jeff is instructed to flood his high school, which ends up giving him the opportunity to court his new classmate, Brent Lillibridge.
- Jeff is intrigued by Gomez to pursue the question of time travel, so he starts a conversation with his science teacher. The teacher gives him the book “Juiced” by Jose Canseco, an old man known as “Grandma Death” among the neighborhood youth. The book explains the scenario that Jeff is going through.
- Jeff burns down the house of a motivational speaker he ridiculed at a school assembly, thereby exposing the speaker’s secret “kiddie porn dungeon”. The speaker’s arrest begins a series of events that results in Jeff’s mother chaperoning Jeff’s younger sister and her dance group on a flight to Star Search in Los Angeles.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just reading this wiki page like three days ago
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
Do I get applauded anyway for the editing labor?
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You couldn't edit out
the kiddie porn dungeon?
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would I?
Patrick Swayze needs respect.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How come this looks so familiar?
And does Jeff look like this?
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I never understood
Was where all of a sudden the knife came from in that scene.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Gomez part hits too close to home
damn your rabbit mask, Gomez.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pissed myself first time I saw Frank
I had to shut my eyes for the first like 6 minutes of the movie first time I saw it.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff lives in his mothers basement
On days where he feels the need to be presentable, he wears pants.
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pants? Where does he live, the basement of the Ritz?
Put on a God damn mumu, like the rest of us.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Above ground pool?
Wow, Dushku is white trash in your dreams.
by Matthew on Apr 27, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dushku is white trash in everyone's dreams
. . . an oh, what a dream.
by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Livan Hernandez got proper owned today
that’s more like it.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIA
ahahahahahhahaha
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick
someone remind me that Kyle Lohse sucks.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wang?
9 k’s against Cleveland? uh???
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good News
Balentein back in the lineup for Tacoma… playing RF.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha Krueger throwing at Felix speed
In his dreams.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that supposed to look like him?
Good choice.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate when the Mariners play Oakland
Because the stupid games are blacked out on MLB.com
One more reason I’ll be more than glad to move away from California…
by Ike Clanton on Apr 27, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn baseball fight
made me miss Kreguer’s bullet points.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This might be my last game for a few days/.
I have to move out of my flat in the morning so I’ll need to get broadband in my new place. Hope to go out with some low-stress, easy win Felix-related goodness.
Man, moving flats is so stressful. I just hope this game is enjoyable and not stressful…
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Moving flats is a piece of cake....
it’s moving the hills that are a son-of-a-bitch.
by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckett just lost a game where he struck out 13 in 7IP with 5 baserunners
Awesome.
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Killer for my fantasy team.
I’ve got both Shields and Beckett
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Beckett is on my team too
But Jeff doesn’t seem to like when others bring up that players are on their fantasy team.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dually noted
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
However, if you can find a way to make it interesting
then I’m all about it.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is that awesome?
He plays for the Red Sox.
by Slica on Apr 27, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard the weather in Cleveland is supposed to be shitty.
by JI on Apr 27, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's always pretty shitty there.
I do like Cleveland, but I admit the weather there is just as unpredictable as it is here in Seattle.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 Down 26 to go
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can still go 27 up 27 down tho :D
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn there goes the no-no
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Things I like:
DP.
Things I don’t like:
Perfect games being broken up early on Felix Day.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish....
all of our pitchers could develop a skill that made all batted balls go to Beltre.
by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you removed all the other fielders
every batted ball would be Beltre’s eventually.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo has recently changed their box scores to be sweet
Instead of saying Ground Outs, Fly Outs they now say Ground Balls, Fly Balls.
by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barrel-chested?
I prefer keg-abdomen’d as a description of Cupcakes
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about big fat piece of shit
can you say that on TV?
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about...
Torii Hunter would have caught that?
by HARRYP09 on Apr 27, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think its the entire premise of the "________ would have caught that"
Although it may just be me who thinks so
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who else wouldn't have caught it?
Brett
by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul would have got that one.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way Dave, it's not Devil Rays anymore
It’s Awesome Rays.
by Jeff on Apr 27, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doubles...
are for #6 hitters. Lopez needs to know his role as a #2 hitter and draw walks…
by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he's not sac bunting
I don’t think he knows what to do with himself
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think his role as a #2
Is to either move Ichiro up or drive him in, but get on base.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No matter how bad out OF defense is
at least we dont have Sweeney in CF and Cust in RF
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah really
I thought Beane was supposed to be smart
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fairness, it was supposed to be a rebuilding year.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but why???
productive outs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE!!!!!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KA is a big man.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well we're winning this game
Felix doesn’t need many more runs than this today
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE IS OUR FIRST BASE COACH
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Run Scored. Game Over.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who needs broussard?
we have norton
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GREG NORTON FOR GOD
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GREG NORTON FOR LESSER GOD
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we monotheistic?
I vote “no” we need room for Beltre and Ichiro in our pantheon. Bedard can apply soon.
by TrashiDawa on Apr 27, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean disciple...Felix is God
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie for Devil
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn's had some of that marmalade.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this is sayonara Pepe
Please don’t give him enough AB’s for his option to vest
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steroids
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horse tranquilizers
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am glad Norton is a veteran
Or he would have never been given a second chance by Mac
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Richie Sexson walks into a bar
funny how he was caught looking when he struck into it
/lame, i tried
by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU SEXSON YOU BIG FUCKING DOME.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what youre sayin girl, you're sayin
“oooh yeah, That’s it”
by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then we take out the recycling
That’s not a part of it, but it’s still very important.
by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Whiff
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Thomas better than Norton at this point?
Perhaps the Big Hurt is finished after all
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD TURN GAY IF YOU WANTED ME TO FELIX.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still not as good as...
well, you know.
by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"that was a wicked slider"
wtf? that was 96
by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or just own him in the face
That works too
by Graham on Apr 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON 'T EVER MAKE THE KING FLINCH AGAIN UMP.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Man...Felix
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKK...
lol
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE KING IS FUCKING THE MAN.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE FUCKING MAN*
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah
That was fucking wicked.
I’m going nowhere for the next 2 hours
by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best pitched M inning of the year?
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously that was a privilage to watch.
Beware of the GTE.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap.
Felix day. Man. Nothing like it. Nothing at all.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
by JY on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
STRUCK OUT THE SIDE!!! FELIX IS NOW TRUELY ONE OF THE ELITE! JUST 1 PITCH TOO MANY OF A 9 PITCH INNING.
by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT

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