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4/27: Open Game Thread

Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners, Apr 27, 2008 1:10 PM PDT





W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA FIP
2008 - Felix Hernandez 2-0 5 5 1 0 0 0 37.2 33 9 7 3 12 31 1.67 3.48


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA FIP
2008 - Joe Blanton 1-4 6 6 0 0 0 0 41.2 50 21 20 2 7 18 4.32 3.33


Earlier this morning, whilst I lay in bed and accompanied Eliza Dushku to Home Depot to buy planks of redwood for her above-ground pool deck, there came a knock that aroused me in all the wrong ways. Yawning, I stumbled out of my room and groggily opened the door, whereupon I was greeted by the pleasant faces of two middle-aged men with different ties and matching conviction. Exhausted and just the slightest bit hung over, at first I didn't do the math in my head, and so for about three or four minutes I stood there while they engaged me in conversation about current events and universal concerns. I nodded and mumbled and nodded some more, but gradually I began to come to and take stock of the situation, at which point one of the men asked me if I'm familiar with God.

I paused for a moment. Then, with a hint of a smile, I turned to the man and replied.

"I sure am."

I asked if they wouldn't mind letting me get to breakfast, so they issued me a polite farewell and walked away. I closed the door.

Today I don't have time for proselytization. Today I worship at the altar of Felix.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Heathens

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on Apr 27, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Sooooo.....

tomorrow you’ll have time for proselytization?

by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

In a raspy fishman voice

Salutations, do you time to talk about the lord? . . . that’s okay kids, more in heaven for us.
God I love Venture Bros. Returns June 1st!!

by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which begs the question

Who would you rather build a deck for? Eliza or King Felix?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 27, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Eliza

Felix can stare at a tree and make it build itself.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

All Hail the King!

Today he shall smote the A’s.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 27, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

In regards to praying for wins

Felix has 100 times the track record God does. Felix gets things done that Gods has trouble with.

by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stats prove it

Felix already has more career wins.

by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two things that have confused my spirtuality the most over the least 10 years

Matchups of:
Randy Johnson v. Mark McGwire
Randy Johnson v. Jim Edmonds

I won’t know what to do if I ever see Felix v. Pujols

by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

May the power of the Anti-Virus (Greg Norton) be with you

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 27, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays lead Boston 1-0 in the 5th

going for the sweep.

James Shields is good.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That 15 year old better slow it down

once you get that tramp label, it can be hard to live down.

by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A major politician

just had a scandal where he had sex with a 15 year old girl. The guy is pretty old, maybe around 50 I think. Anyway, there were some people who were upset, but all the other politicians stood up for him saying “he didn’t do anything illegal.”

by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up here in Alaska

as long as he/she is 16 it is legal.

by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

State of Alaska Age of Consent law

At 16 years of age you become sexually independant unless the older party in the relationship has a position of power or authority over the juvenile, in which case the age becomes 18. You don’t have to think too hard to figure out why we have the highest incidents of rape, domestic abuse, and fetal alcahol syndrome per capita in the nation. We got problems.

by thewyrm on Apr 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in WA

16 is ok if you are 4 or less years olders. So you can hook up with a 16 year old if you are 20. Hey, speaking of which, is Corco around?

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Romeo and Juliet laws

I don’t know why I know this. Honest.

by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear on my life I was

reading an article about this somewhere lately. But for the life of me I just can’t remember where it is.

by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm....

Ok, you’re right. I swear on your life I read about this somewhere lately. And for the life of you I can’t remember where it is.

by brayden04 on Apr 27, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, loser.

I’m 20, but look 25/26 (thank God for the beard). The first time I was carded for anything, ever, was at the movie theater of all places a couple weeks ago.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 27, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extreme drunkeness

made more obvious by the fact that I voicing my disapproval of our right fielder.

by Robert on Apr 27, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, when you are drunk

Just chill there, that’s what I have to do. Plus I guess when I grow stuble it makes me look a couple years older than I am so as long as I don’t get IDed Im ok.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wondering

Hey Jeff I don’t mean to be nosey but….. I’ve been reading the site for a couple of years and I really don’t know much about yourself or any of the other "managers" of the site. Is there a bio section that I’m missing that would answer some of my questions? How did you guys acquire your baseball knowledge? Why are you a Mariner fan? What are you doing in California, etc…

by coasty141 on Apr 27, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

My profile bio is pretty accurate

I was born in San Diego and became a Mariners fan because (A) rooting for the home team is too easy, and (B) I have an uncle in Seattle who wasn’t weird and a little crazy when I started liking sports. If it weren’t for the old Texas Rangers ESPN message board, I may not be who I am today, because it was Adam Morris (now he writes Lone Star Ball) who introduced me to Baseball Prospectus, which put me on the road to knowledge. Ironically I now consider BP to be a little behind the times.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, this bio?

Jeff Sullivan is the modern-day descendant of a mutant family that has latent superhuman powers. Following an electrical accident, Sullivan finds himself transported into a parallel Earth where the Allies lost WW II and the Japanese rule America. After fighting the Japanese, Sullivan meets other members of his dimension-spanning family who teach him how to use his powers. He then returns to his Earth to fight crime.

by Matthew on Apr 27, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan

Jeff Sullivan is an intelligent and emotionally troubled teenager who sleepwalks, and experiences visual hallucinations possibly because of his schizophrenia (which he takes medication for), and is in the medical care of a psychiatrist. One night, a jet engine from a commercial aircraft falls into Jeff’s bedroom. He avoids death only because prior to the accident, he had obeyed a voice in his head that led him to sleepwalk outside of his room. The voice is that of Gomez, an apparently imaginary friend in a man-sized rabbit costume. At midnight on October 2, Frank prophesies to Jeff that the end of the world will occur in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

Later, Jeff begins seeing “silvery plastic gel” spears that flow out from people’s chests. Such a spear indicates where a person will travel in the near future. In one example, Jeff sees one spear snake into the room, followed by his younger sister skipping through the room. Another spear leads Jeff to a pistol in his parents’ closet, which he takes and keeps.

Meanwhile, Gomez instructs Jeff to perform acts which provoke certain chains of events:

  • Jeff is instructed to flood his high school, which ends up giving him the opportunity to court his new classmate, Brent Lillibridge.
  • Jeff is intrigued by Gomez to pursue the question of time travel, so he starts a conversation with his science teacher. The teacher gives him the book “Juiced” by Jose Canseco, an old man known as “Grandma Death” among the neighborhood youth. The book explains the scenario that Jeff is going through.
  • Jeff burns down the house of a motivational speaker he ridiculed at a school assembly, thereby exposing the speaker’s secret “kiddie porn dungeon”. The speaker’s arrest begins a series of events that results in Jeff’s mother chaperoning Jeff’s younger sister and her dance group on a flight to Star Search in Los Angeles.

by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Do I get applauded anyway for the editing labor?

by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I never understood

Was where all of a sudden the knife came from in that scene.

by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pissed myself first time I saw Frank

I had to shut my eyes for the first like 6 minutes of the movie first time I saw it.

by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff lives in his mothers basement

On days where he feels the need to be presentable, he wears pants.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 27, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wang?

9 k’s against Cleveland? uh???

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good News

Balentein back in the lineup for Tacoma… playing RF.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate when the Mariners play Oakland

Because the stupid games are blacked out on MLB.com

One more reason I’ll be more than glad to move away from California…

by Ike Clanton on Apr 27, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn baseball fight

made me miss Kreguer’s bullet points.

by JI on Apr 27, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This might be my last game for a few days/.

I have to move out of my flat in the morning so I’ll need to get broadband in my new place. Hope to go out with some low-stress, easy win Felix-related goodness.

Man, moving flats is so stressful. I just hope this game is enjoyable and not stressful…

Beware of the GTE.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Moving flats is a piece of cake....

it’s moving the hills that are a son-of-a-bitch.

by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always pretty shitty there.

I do like Cleveland, but I admit the weather there is just as unpredictable as it is here in Seattle.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn there goes the no-no

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

woo 2 outs

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Things I like:

DP.

Things I don’t like:

Perfect games being broken up early on Felix Day.

Beware of the GTE.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish....

all of our pitchers could develop a skill that made all batted balls go to Beltre.

by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

If you removed all the other fielders

every batted ball would be Beltre’s eventually.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo has recently changed their box scores to be sweet

Instead of saying Ground Outs, Fly Outs they now say Ground Balls, Fly Balls.

by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Barrel-chested?

I prefer keg-abdomen’d as a description of Cupcakes

by Graham MacAree on Apr 27, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pezzer!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul would have got that one.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easily

good God Cust is the slowest motherfucker in the stadium.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubles...

are for #6 hitters. Lopez needs to know his role as a #2 hitter and draw walks…

by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If he's not sac bunting

I don’t think he knows what to do with himself

by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his role as a #2

Is to either move Ichiro up or drive him in, but get on base.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTRE!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE!!!!!!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well we're winning this game

Felix doesn’t need many more runs than this today

by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope so

Cause I have no confidence we’ll score anymore, yet alone get a hit.

by Slica on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre!

This delay is killing me

by thenatural on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

who needs broussard?

we have norton

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre + Norton!

Our Manny + Ortiz combo!

by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this is sayonara Pepe

Please don’t give him enough AB’s for his option to vest

by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I am glad Norton is a veteran

Or he would have never been given a second chance by Mac

by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Whiff

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

KK

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

KKK...

lol

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWOWOW

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

That was fucking wicked.

I’m going nowhere for the next 2 hours

by marinator on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god

How is this not illegal?

by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

Felix day. Man. Nothing like it. Nothing at all.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/

by JY on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

STRUCK OUT THE SIDE!!! FELIX IS NOW TRUELY ONE OF THE ELITE! JUST 1 PITCH TOO MANY OF A 9 PITCH INNING.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG....

Did i just fucking see that? Did i just fucking see that? What the fuck did I just see?

by PLU Tim on Apr 27, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

There are no words to describe what just happened. EIGHT OF THEM WERE FASTBALLS TOO!!! And they had NO CHANCE!!

by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

he will break records

like they did when disco was….

why the fuck is mlb so delayed

by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That was something else

Pitching clinic. Belgian White Ale + Felix is other worldly

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 27, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Felix can go for a 20 k game

This time it will be for the M’s, not against it.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Joh.

You can’t buy a break.

by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No Wilk, you aren't supposed to strike out

Not too long before you’re the scapegoat for the Mariners’ sorrows.

by Fin on Apr 27, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni Walk?

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

After yesterday’s at bat, someone must have told Yuni not to take the bat off his friggin shoulders today.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt!!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 27, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm thinking of a sign

“LOOKOUT LANDING HEARTS RALLY FRIES HEART HEART HEART HEART”

by seattlebruin on Apr 27, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT DESPERATELY TO BE ON TV

AND I AM SO VERY HUNGRY AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY RALLY FRZ PLZ

by JI on Apr 27, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND I AM A VETERAN

AND MY WIFE AND SONS ARE VETERANS AS WELL AND I AM OLD FEED ME PLZ

by JI on Apr 27, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKK!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKK

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good God

His two-seamer is just running perfectly back over the inside corner. If he keeps doing that, the A’s wont touch him.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Everytime he throws a ball

I worry that it’s the beginning of a walk. Then it’s like “oh, nvm.”

by qrsouther on Apr 27, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

K..K..K..K..K..

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Get some

KKKKK

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Felix is on it today.

by ewakio on Apr 27, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy God.....

Should’ve….sent….a poet

by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic MLB

ESPN Classic aired the game when Clemens struck out 20 Mariners. This is very similar. I might even say Felix has more stuff through the first three innings.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 27, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

better stuff, that is

by AtomicGarden on Apr 27, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

Next time through the order they’ll have a better read on his fastball, then he can break out the change and fuck them up something awful

by OlSalty on Apr 27, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless of what happens the rest of the way

this is among the best-pitched three innings I’ve ever seen.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 27, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Raul

Wait til we get back from commercials at least

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Faster Felix this way...

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BETLRE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 27, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cuz Raul has 20

Been hogging all the opportunities and for a while there, Beltre was batting behind the black hole known as Richie Sexson.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not clutch

/Pirata Mor-whoever the fuck it was

by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of Beltre's new found plate patience.

Hopefully it stays forever.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Norton :(

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 27, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Norton may have struck out....

But Vidro GIDP’s that pitch.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey uh Wilkerson

funk blast maybe?

....................Never mind

by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

how is it scapegoating

if he’s sucking so bad?

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They DFA Wilk

and keep Vidro. Gotta blame someone.

by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

How many times has Wilkerson done just that this year? Its like a swinging bunt.

by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They really, really have to call up Balentien.

He would not be great, but he would be far better than Wilkersuck.

by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

nonononono Felix

Balls on the ground. Keep the batted balls on the ground.

by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Settle down big boy

Lets quit this fly ball stuff

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

not listening to aduio today

instead indulging in the musical masterpiece that is the leaked new Opeth album Watershed… album of the century hands down

by mariners124m on Apr 27, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

starting to time the fastball

by Matthew on Apr 27, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I haz breaking ball plz?

by vkut79 on Apr 27, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

are you fucking me?

by Matthew on Apr 27, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Pussy hits

WTF

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

pussy hits

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ridiculous

What the fuck? Is the air around home plate 100x denser or something?

by JLC on Apr 27, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Frank Thomas

is one of a few living beings that can run that out for an infield single

by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes.

That was a pretty generous strike.

by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK

1 more….

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

the king taketh away.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 27, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN ALL OF YOU!

by BrianL on Apr 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, youre still the King

Just wanted the added drama

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Apr 27, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Still only 45 pitches

A’s already maxed out their luck for the night.

Game over.

by Fett42 on Apr 27, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew!

Pussy contact results in an out against a divisional rival for a change…

Beware of the GTE.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 27, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNIBOMBED

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 27, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNKY

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 27, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YUBET

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 27, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yunibomber

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 27, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Three True Outcomes

.155 / .380 / .241, 1 HR, 20 walks, 24 strikeouts

Ya think the league has figured him out?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 27, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

no, not totally

or he wouldn’t have the walks

by Matthew on Apr 27, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUNIBOMBER!

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 27, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni-bombed. :)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 27, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni's will end up like Frank Thomas later in his career

an overweight power hitter DH

and i’m fine with that

by Tony S on Apr 27, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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