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vidro

will save us

by Tony S on Apr 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good enough

New pitcher now.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Apr 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sac fly

just bought Clement another two months in Tacoma.

by BrianL on Apr 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa WT[s] happened?

I quit when [Smurfs] got pulled and we’re not [smurf]ed yet?

by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on richie

take one for the team you puss

by thenatural on Apr 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

14/1 K/BB

Sexson – uh oh

by vkut79 on Apr 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's gonna pop it up

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay.

Another Funk Sac Fly.

This team is a grit machine.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, a sac fly from Richie??

that was the last thing I expected.

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Apr 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims trys too hard

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*tries

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Sims is awful.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No he's not!!!111!!1!

LAY OFF MY BEST FRIENDDDDD

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get used to Sims

Won’t be long before Neihaus falls down in the shower and moves on his reward (a memorial Dugout piece with outdated Jamie Moyer jokes)

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey I had a friend who fell in the shower

And smurfed up his entire back, had to get it sewn up.

Be careful what you say (hehe, isn’t this ironic.)

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

This guy isn’t very good right now. We shouldn’t make a rash decision that could easily have waited until we know how he’s going to do.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baek deserves the win tonight

and I can’t believe that someone hit our 8 million dollar man

someone is going to pay!

that would be us

by Tony S on Apr 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup, we'll pay

eight million dollars…

by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES, IT'S WILK!!!!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Apr 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Impending doom?

Or just that really bad outfield sign?

by oreotree on Apr 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Norton is a pinch hitter

and they bring in Wilkerson who’s been struggling all year….. typical.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa Cha Seung Baek

5 IP 1 H 1 R 3K 0 BB

Huh??

by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not calling you out.

Only using the reply button for a statement that I think needs to be remembered.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know, just thought it was worth repeating

man everyone is on pins and needles with the Jeffcon level at “Orange – High risk of terrorist attacks”

by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The reason it is important

was because he’s the reason we didn’t NEED to make the Bedard trade. Something that was clearly overlooked by Bav.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ironicly, the Korean emote for laugh out loud is 'kekekekeke," each syllable sounded with a long A sound

If I could go to M’s games when Baek pitched, I would take a sign that is a giant Zergling, and a string of “ke’s” would come out of the mouth to celebrate his strikeouts.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....

a giant Zergling implying that Koreans pwn at Starcraft?

by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know...

It can be hard telling your wife what Wilkerson plays for the Mariners.

I think it’s the fourth or fifth “fuck” that shuts down the female brain.

by Sidi on Apr 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Props due.

Good work, Baek.

by BrianL on Apr 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

aww... they didnt show his singing

I guess they never show the 7th inning stretch

by thenatural on Apr 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:( too bad

We’ll ask Red for a recount tomorrow.

Hey where is Jeff anyway? Just out for the night?

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear god no...

Anyone who denies bacon can tell me nothing of heaven.

by Sidi on Apr 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im not sure how I feel about that

It combines my two favorite things (well foods at least), but it sounds pretty gross at the same time

by thenatural on Apr 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you threw those files my way...

I could make it fit a bit better. Noise ninja and oversharpening of the Smurf, plus a motion blur to the M’s logo, could pull it all into something that looked much more natural.

That would dilute the point, of course, but it could be done.

by Sidi on Apr 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your second paragraph really nailed it

The enthusiasm was appreciated, but catching yourself was even moreso.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what sucks?

Having to leave your beloved (-ly terrible) Seattle Mariners to go take 2 huge friggin Antibiotic pills for your sinus infection.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what sucks?
Having to leave your beloved (-ly terrible) Seattle Mariners to go take 2 huge friggin Antibiotic pills for your sinus infection.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad...

You’re my favorite. I’m keeping you.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ball four.

Several times over.

by BrianL on Apr 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This AB

Casilla: “Damn you, WALK!”

Yuni: “NEVER!!!!”

by ThundaPC on Apr 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for Ichiro to tie it up again

Only to lose it in the bottom of the inning

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

[Smurf]ing Yuni

Ball 4 – Swing
Ball 5 – Swing
Ball – Swing

GAHHH

by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's Jeff in all of this?

He actually does stuff on Friday nights?

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unlike us...

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

J-Smurfing-Lo

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 out rallies died in 2001

Just end the inning, it’s lost already.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez!!!

Dear Raul, please dont fuck this up

by thenatural on Apr 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What bench?

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norton.

But Raul is hitting regardless. Face of the franchise and all.

by BrianL on Apr 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I know.

Just pretending in my head that something smarter might happen.

by Teej on Apr 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I agree.

We don’t have addtl outfielders anyway. He has to stay in.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we have anyone on the team to hit?

If we had anyone on the bench who could hit they’d find a spot in the linup.

Well, if we had sane management. And in that case, the team wouldn’t look remotely like this.

by Sidi on Apr 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We got an Oregonian here

Quick, before he gets pulled, RAUL!!!

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez, any year + LOOGY =

Outs.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Embree is a Hawks fan!

someone has their priorities straight.

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Apr 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RJ gets career win # 285.

Oh hey we’re still losing? Awesome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does he get to 300?

Discuss.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he can stay on the mound, then yes.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he stays healthy?

Does he stay healthy?

...

If he pitches well enough this year he may come back for one more.

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet.

I really want him to get to 300.

And Maddux—Maddux could conceivably get to 400.

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would have 350 a day or two ago,

but Hoffman blew another save.

by Teej on Apr 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's looking that way.

His fastball looks about 5 mph faster than his change.

by Teej on Apr 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously... Its sad to see guys like that keep going and going and tarnish their legacy

I mean the guy’s had an amazing career, but most people will remember the one-game playoff from last year as the defining moment

by thenatural on Apr 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eeh

he still had a pretty good year

I don’t think anything he does can really ruin his legacy, short of being run out for 20 blown saves.

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the modern record is 363.

or whatever Warren Spahn has.

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul should do what I did when I played baseball

crouch and foul pitches off until the pitch walks me

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't even notice the back of his jersey

I was thinking that was a pretty old looking “kid.” How long has Allen Embree been around?

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Single = TWO OUT LIGHTNING!!!

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TWO OUT LIGHTNING!!!

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and no

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bleh

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was an incredible AB by Beltre

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pirata Morado, is that you??

//MarinerCentral-SportSpot joke…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 25, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait what

Baek started? or did beluga get pulled way early? Enlighten a brother who just turned the game on…

by Nick S on Apr 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha

4 runs on 3 hits would be hilarious if we weren’t losing

by Nick S on Apr 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

happy thoughts

pre-surgery Lowe is a good idea

by oreotree on Apr 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He corks his bat.

It gives him the power to hit one up the middle into the gap. His problem, though, is that when he tries to take it home, he all too often gets caught in a rundown and loses his hot streak.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He gets his hot streak back though

When he switches positions before the big leagues.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That company is getting sued the bejeezus out of, BTW.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

when I think a commercial goes over the line, who dilly it must be bad

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he makes it soft and flexible?

But hey, maybe she enjoys it “faster”...

by Sidi on Apr 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez -- best outing from Lowe yet.

Standing O for Cha Smiley

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I know how much this curdles your hearts for me to say this, but I need to get off

It is 10. I will be here tomorrow for those that could miss me.

I hope this didn’t sound cocky at all, really, wasn’t meant to be.

by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh.

Sit down JJ.

by BrianL on Apr 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need Cairo to DH

he used to be a yankee and that means something i guess

by Tony S on Apr 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK ERROR!

PINCH RUN PINCH RUN PINCH RUN PINCH RUN!

by BrianL on Apr 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Defense...something.

Whatever.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed Never Slumps.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what Vidro's problem is?

He’s worried how he’s going to do next year if he doesn’t have a contract. Quick! Sign him now for 4/48!!!

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crosby!!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Apr 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No Cairo pinch running?

Alrighty then.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro is done

If he plays for us next year… well of course he will play for us next year, thats what happens

by vkut79 on Apr 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So we pinch run Vidro if he makes it to 2nd?

What if Sexson doubles off the wal…... Wait, that won’t happen.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet we drop Cairo for Bedard.

For all the wrong reasons.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 25, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Smurf you Richie.

Smurf you in your smurfing ear!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watching this offense stings

It burns like a sonofabitch.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Apr 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mac is awake!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the [smurf] is going on.

Why in the [smurf] is Mac using his bench [smurf]ing now?

by JI on Apr 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs