4/24: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
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It's cute how managers still don't get the whole Ichiro-vs-lefties thing.
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How can managers not get it
after all these years?
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You've been a Mariners for how long?
Managerial incompetence is par for the course.
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ten minutes ago you said you were sleeping
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro hurts ningwers' sleep cycles by being awesome
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's pretty hollow in there without the many beautiful women on top of a large pile of money
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First the mansion
then the women and piles and women in piles.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I plan to swim through the pile like Scrooge McDuck
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's erotic in a Hostel 2 kind of way
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although I guess you were probably talking about piles of money, not piles of women
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping for whole, live women
but to each his own, I guess
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's difficult to swim through a pile of whole women
...you’re gonna dream tonight, that’s for damn sure.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we had a monopoly
as far as managerial incompetence.
God I miss Bob Melvin.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE!!!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't he have to actually do something first?
I mean, I know he’s awesome…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would Wilkerson be less sucky if he was batting against lefties?
by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No matter what happens, this is gonna be an interesting fangraph.
I also regret missing the hijinks that got certain posters banned from posting photographs. I like being there when idiots attack.
by esoteric on Apr 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Their strength v. your strength???
it’s the only reason I can think of
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
chad bradford is handing out
moustache rides tonight
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this game needs more JJ and Bedard
and of course MORE BONDS
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Green pitches to one hitter
burning relievers in a tie game late?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
silva still has some left in his tank
he ate a sammich and his hamstring is fine. he can go at least 2 innings tonight
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good
Green stays in..
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where are RA Dickey and Jake Woods
when you really need them?
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right move
wrong result.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bradford's pitches seem to sprout up out of the ground on gameday
like he has a cannon buried under the mound or something.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was a Diamondbacks fan right now
They are owning.
by vkut79 on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And their home run song...
Is the part of Won’t Get Fooled Again where Roger Daltrey yells real loud. What’s not to like?
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammmmmmmmmmm.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you know that's how you like it
that’s why you haven’t left yet
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our bullpen is a friggin' mess
I never thought that would be the case this year…
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck everything
why did you have to come visit me, hope
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do the Mariners let Green
pitch to lefties?
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWIST THE KNIFE BALTIMORE
TWIST IT TWIST IT TWIST IT
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IM SURE GLAD WE LET GREEN FACE A LEFTY IN A TIE GAME
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure glad I stayed awake for this
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is just all a bad nightmare
now wake up so it can all be over
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.................................................
WHY IS RYAN ROWLAND SMITH JUST STARTING TO THROW NOW NICK FUCKING MARKAKIS IS UP
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he obviously is not suitable to pitch late in games.
Because he gave up 1 homer.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro hurts the team by not knowing when everyone else has agreed to throw the game,
apparently.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The key to Batista's success.... LOL
What success… anyone else see that?
by Alaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista said he found some secret after his start on Sunday and that he wouldn't tell anyone
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Jordan gave him some of his special water
by DCMariner on Apr 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He now has glowing sweat?
That he will use to fuel SWEET RAVE PARTIES?
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antisemitic post... NONE SHALL PASS!
Aren’t you all glad of how far I’ve come?
by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this team was bound to lose
after McLaren got ejected…
...
...
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stumbled...
on the cut of the grass.
-Blowers
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
how do you go 1-6 against the Orioles?
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD JOB WHOEVER LEFT GREEN IN
HE GOT MARKAKIS OUT
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sherrill is going to get another save against us
isn’t he?
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Look, I don't really care about the whole one out guy thing
I’d rather just let a guy pitch
BUT DEAR GOODNESS, why the HELL would you let someone with such horrific platoon splits to continue to pitch to left handed batters???!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For what it's worth Roberts doesn't really have that much power
but on the other hand, yeah…
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was just bad luck
but Markakis??
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So yeah...
Scrappy the Scapegoat obviously took over managing duties… Fuck Scrappy.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners baseball: It's less messy than cutting yourself!
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone do something other than Ichiro
I’ll have my grandma bake you cookies.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a dream
that one day my favorite baseball team will be competently run.
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'd better just toss yourself off a bridge
it’s less painful than holding out hope for that.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was giving him the gently caress me eyes
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Game over.
Just not quite the way we’re used to.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wil they swing
At least ONCE at Bradford?
Fuck me,.
by Slica on Apr 24, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP HITTING FLY BALLS
YOU COCKSUCKING FATTY
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5-6-7-8
this part of the order will make Bradford look like Cy Young while giving out moustache rides
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU VIDRO
Bonds hits that out of the fucking stadium.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if we start making Bonds tall tales...
Sims will read it, buy into his magic, and tell the front office.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Kenji,
This would be a nice time for you to hit a home run.
Thanks,
Lookout Landingby seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the goddamn world.
Now would be a good time for your first funk blast, Joh
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great.
Now we have to pray for a Kenji FB.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not PH Norton or Wilkerson
for a struggling Joh…..
Just waive the White Flag.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go to your room and think about what you just said.
I’d rather have a Johjima hitting .021 than WIlkersuck up.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Bloomquist gets another chance to bat in this game, I'm going to scream.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strictly speaking,
Sexson was not “going the other way.”
He was late on a meatball.
by Paytheline on Apr 24, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S TOO BAD KENJI DOESN'T RUN VERY FAST
or he’d be on second
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God
Someone has the brains to use the bench!!!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umm Kenji hitting the ball to that side of the field?
Is that legal?
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PINCH HIT PINCH HIT WHY AREN'T YOU PINCH HITTING
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
without McLaren
this team is like a piano without Stevie Wonder
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE IS NOT LETTING FUCKING WILL-BLOW FACE THIS GUY IS HE
JESUS TAP DANCING CHIRST ON A DILDO
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If willie Boom Boom goes yard here, my head will explode
by joof on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
This team doesn’t deserve to have fans.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please, not Sherrill
I’m so sick of these various types of stomach-punches. I never ever want to see Baltimore again. Never.
by Jamelah on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Willie obviously historically owns Bradford...
3 for 5 is good!
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY THE FUCK WAS WILLIE BATTING
FUCK YOU M’S..I HATE THIS TEAM
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the only thing that would cheer me up right now would be a blown save by sherill
by Alaska on Apr 24, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sherrill wasn't warming up they had some righty up
there’s a chance he’s not available today
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
He would benefit my fantasy team.
by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule of thumb:
Nobody cares about anyone else’s fantasy teams.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is how we play against Baltimore...
I really don’t wan to see Boston or New York
by vkut79 on Apr 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least you aren't going to end up spending a few hundred dollars
to drive a girl from McCall all the way out here in July to see her favorite team the Boston Red Sox play
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot fucking wait until next year
when the Sounders are in MLS and I can cheer for a team that isn’t run by complete fucktards
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for Saturday!
Ruskell gonna work his magic.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Draft day with Tim Ruskell
is fucking awesome.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, I cheer for them and all, but I'm totally a fair-weather fan
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The weather's been fair for about 5 years now.
I think it’s safe to just be a general fan.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've just never been captivated by the NFL at all
prob because when I was 5 it was ‘95, and thus I got hooked on the Sonics and Mariners, and never really the Hawks.
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheering for a team part owned by Drew Carey.
Friggen sweet.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel better about that...
than cheering for one part owned by Nick Lachey
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
follow the Seahawks or Sonics
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saving for extras, dude.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh... What?
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm... What?
I think your taking my sig much harder than it was intended.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lowe in my book
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoever the fuck
left Green in to pitch against lefties.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not fair to vote for the clinically deceased
this is rigged
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Jeff
Get on the trolley! All the brains you can eat!
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me when I saw that new FSN girl.....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 24, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Ichiro
Our offense sucks. Could you hit another funk blast next inning?
Thank you
Lookout Landing
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He will...
I’m matched up against him this week for fantasy.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Methinks he doesn't want to go back down...
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That
was a beautiful breaking ball from Morrow. What a waste.
by Jamelah on Apr 24, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umm...
Wow… I don’t have any idea what to say about Sims right now.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like Sims may have just raped me.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has character
More then I can say about most other recent M’s broadcasters (excluding Niehaus).
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*is a character
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Blowers works well with him
because he’s the exact opposite.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the words of Marvin Gaye "let's get it on"
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made reference to the Niel Young song "Helpless, Helpless, Helpless"
and then followed it up with the above.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does Sherrill not have a picture on Gameday?
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you click on his name he has a picture.
I’m thinking its Gameday being stupid.
by joof on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refreshing makes it stop
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Have fun! Why not?"
The team sure as hell won’t provide any.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
START THE WAVE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett on the field
with his Bonds picture…. is that the holdup?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we win this...
rally streaker… I can see it now.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish they'd show it when that happens
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 24, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just had my first ever La Fin du Monde
I like it.
Fuck this team.
by hcoguy on Apr 24, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, let me get this straight...
In Dave Sims mothers womb, the streaker would not have left alive.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YUNI BLOIOP
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
er...whatever.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YUBET
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims is magical.
“Sit down ball! Sit down ball!”
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Ichiro...repeat funk blast.
Game winning funk blast.
I’ll love you forever…
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni can run
he just can’t steal a friggin base.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't try to steal...
Yuni doesn’t do that….but he’ll probably try…and fail…
by PLU Tim on Apr 24, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have never rooted against George Sherrill so hard in my life
except the first four games he saved against us
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I promise to piss myself if Ichiro slugs one here.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they have him bunt,
I go Pennsyltucky on some ones ass and pull out the shotgun.
by dkulich on Apr 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Makeup call from Moser?
That was right down the pike.
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HUH?
That was right down the middle!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!
GIDP!
Nice strong stroke!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Apr 24, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not long lived for this place, I fear.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll play along.
F off chokeland newb!!! ur tem sux
!
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, at least I was BORN in Seattle
so to me, youse guys are ALL “newbies” and ‘wannabes’.
Heck I’ve not said one disparaging remark about the Mariners. All my comments are pointing out what I like!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Apr 25, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ehhhhhhhhhhhh...
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK
FUCK
by thenatural on Apr 24, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Geroge Sherril and Adam Jones are the two biggest asshole losers ever
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great...Jones with a big double, Sherrill with the save
Bedard on the shelf.
Never want to see the O’s again.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE YOUR PLANE CRASHES ON THE WAY TO CHICAGO FUCKERS!!
by basebliman on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck this team.
Fuck them fuck them fuck them.
1-6 against the fucking Baltimore Orioles.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tonight was great!
Seattle leads 5-0, then lets the Orioles score in FIVE CONSECUTIVE INNINGS!
Orioles=6-1 versus Mariners, 7-8 everyone else!
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Apr 24, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wan't to direct some threats at you
but we had a stern lecture from Jeff tonight.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilariously
i thought this was just sarcasm
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man
I wonder if I can just go through the weekend totally trashed.
by joof on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
* Sigh *
Erik Bedard, you better stay off the DL this time.
by ThundaPC on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Mariners and I hate Adam Jones
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Moose is now officially
the Bird’s beeyotch.
by Paytheline on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are MacPhail's bitches.
Fuck Geoff Baker.
by hcoguy on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucks sake
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
5th save against the fucking douchebag Ms…
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
by Ike Clanton on Apr 24, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WELL, THAT'S A TACO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tacos are tasty
How the fuck is this tasty?
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the Orioles. The fucking Orioles.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the record.
I’m not the crazy fan running around on the field.
JINX JINX JINX!!!!
Dammit - why doesn’t it work when I need it to…
Also - fuck this damn site.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 24, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So you were saying Adam Jones sucks, Geoff?
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. But no one can hear you over their own screams.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' a
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 24, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell that was so birdland
never play us again please
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have words for George and Adam
but then I’d have to violate the TOS
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That center fielder and their closer seem awesome, and totally destroyed us tonight
I wonder if we can trade that worthless sack of crap thats been on the DL all goddamn season for them. That’d be a steal.
by joof on Apr 24, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is not a fair trade.
Needs some promising pitching prospects thrown in as well.
by hcoguy on Apr 24, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then they lead off with Frank Thomas returns to the A's..
so depressing, i’m going to go pretend not to be a Mariners fan.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So this is turning out to be
a pretty disastrous April. Wasn’t the general consensus the Mariners needed to jump off to a huge division lead during this weak schedule? Geoff I think that was you who said that.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baker just ate a metrick fuckton of crow.
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really, Kreuger.
Anybody would coven Jarrod Washburn in the 4-spot?
by ThundaPC on Apr 24, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baltimore had better win 85 games
because if we got toasted by a 90 loss ballclub, I swear
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOY I SWURRSo what has happened thanks to today's game
Vidro’s double landed him another two months of veteran entitlement
Lowe is on his way to Tacoma
Geoff Baker will be forced to rationalize and defend his bashing of Adam Jones.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lesson learned
Sleep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being kneecapped >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching the Mariners
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Birdland will ever get old
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As pissed as I am about this game
that still made me giggle a bit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 24, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game thread was a success
not the funniest of all time, but pretty clean, all things considered. Thanks. I hope they’re all this easy to moderate.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need an extended losing streak to thin the herd
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our Easter had better get here pretty damn soon
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what we're calling a healthy Bedard now?
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess if we wanted to look at it literally it would have been when Rhodes came back
but that doesn’t fill me with much hope for the future
by ningwers on Apr 24, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering how you guys kept posting and responding so fast...
then I logged in… duh…
by Ike Clanton on Apr 24, 2008 10:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our minor league teams better have done well today...
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 10:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
since you asked
3 wins… 0 losses for the affiliates.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those wins are transferable
to the ML club, right?
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bavasi prefers only to transfer gritty loses.
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 24, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
So Bill James’s son is the guy who does the MLB.com Gameday for home Mariners games, if you were curious
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He goes to UPS
I went to several games with him last year but hadn’t talked to him too much this semester but I just ran into him and I guess he’s doing that now
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
University of Puget Sound
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So having taken some time to look back on it all
That 1B umpire really screwed us over, didn’t he? Had that runner been correctly called out, he never would’ve scored.
I love reminiscing.
by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If only we picked Lincecum....
Local ace pitcher more likely to sign long term contract…2nd piece of the “1-2 punch”...still have Sherrill + AJ…
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 11:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Tim Lincecum is kind of good.
by seattlebruin on Apr 25, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but he had
a WEIRD DELIVERY!!!!!
by Paytheline on Apr 25, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND BAD TEETH..THE MARINERS FRONT OFFICE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT!!
FREE JEREMY REED!!
by MFAN on Apr 25, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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