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A new thread in honor of Mike Blowers having cheer in his voice.

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haha

Sims: Yuni’s got this one
Yuni: [boots grounder]

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bad hop

old Yuni has enough range to get his body in front of that though

by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Team Defense

a lost concept. :-{

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Washburn is getting lazy

Don’t let the lead get to your head!

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baby Steps

its the Mariner offense after all.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do actually

not all the time, but as a changeup to the usual angle.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it for panorama purposes

I don’t like it when pitches are thrown. It’s like the behind-the-goal camera during hockey games.

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT A THROW!!

Fahey can do it all

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeremy Reed

is 4-4 today… 2 doubles 1hr … average at .323.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's better.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Bloomquist?

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mom.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

so should we hope wilkerson goes on DL so he gets called up?

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

He started before. He wasn’t great, but for a while there he was capable.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or they could go drastic down to AA

my new favorite Minor leaguer
Michael Saunders – .324 .407 .535 .943 7 doubles 1 triple 2hrs 8/16 bb/k

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you've gone too far.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't question Squinty.

When he’s not napping he is constantly planning ways to deceive the enemy. Willie is a trick to make the opposing team complacent.

Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People that don't understand concepts like randomness

must find life to be eminently bewildering.

by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All right Yuni

now run like a normal person

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to listen to this shit.

Nobody talks about Yuni that way!

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

Raul’s commercial could have been funny if they didn’t double up on all the punchlines.

by JI on Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We don't give a shit about the Red Sox Sims.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn and Batista:

Win or lose, you wish you hadn’t wasted your life watching the game.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I do not approve

of this song being associated with Washburn.

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What gave it away?

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washburn says:

“what meltdown?”

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corcoran sighting

Washburn almost done.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you're not bright.

Swing by Mcdonald’s and get a free Latte.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was

if you’re not a stupid pretentious asshole, as well as being not bright…

by JI on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. It was the evolution of the commerical.

Eventually, rather than simply being “not pretentious” it turns out they were actually stupid. I consider that a progression in logic rather than simply 2 separate points.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 24, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 innings. Wow.

What a stud this guy is.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Banner Bank Building to the Future

featuring players who don’t have a future.

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro finally got tired of walking, I guess.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

6-game hitting streak

“Future bodes well for the Mariners.”

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cliff Lee:

28 strikeouts, 2 walks

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Guillen

23k 3bb

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

That’s…that’s pretty good.

...hah, his middle name is “Phifer”

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not just me, right

Loafie is hitting the ball really hard this season and it’s only a matter before he goes on an absolute tear?

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm seeing it too

but I haven’t looked at the numbers. Can someone shed some light onto this?

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New strategy:

If we can’t wear down the pitcher, we’ll wear down the 2B.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How does Raul lead in the AL in RBI's?

Josh Hamilton has 21

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I went through a phrase like this?

Probably inspired by that one Family Guy where Stewie goes on and on about it?

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how's your novel coming?

The one with the characters?
The antagonist and protagonist?
Where some conflict leaves the antagonists better off having had the experience?

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pepe needs to shank

his twin brother >:(

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wash done

Gotta say McLaren doesn’t run him deep in pitch counts like last year.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROY IS A BEAST

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's Japanese, Dave.

Damn hiragana. Instructor only gave me two days to learn the entire freakin thing.

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Proper bullpen management? Squinty? What?

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not even close

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You?

YOU CAN’T POST ON LL AND PITCH AT THE SAME TIME!

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have superpowers

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND brother.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delicately put. Thank you.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I nominate this subthread for closure.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woah I thought that was an infield pop-up

And I was baffled about how nonchalantly KA tossed it over to 1st. Then I was like “YES!... ohhh.”

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright I'm tired of Johjima.

Get rid of him. Clement for C!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ADAM JONEZ IS THE MAN

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pussy hits

ugggh.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, bad luck for Corco

and fuck you AJ

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He beat that out

It was worth a try though.

KENJI FOR HGH!

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What sucks

is that Roy Corco will get blamed in the end for that inning even though he was fine.

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ehhh

We had that run coming, what with Washburn’s evasive maneuvers earlier.

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a question

Bedard is back Saturday. Who goes away?

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it should be

Morrow going to AAA to pitch as a starter (especially since White left Tacoma’s game with an injury)..... Lowe and Corcoran can handle Morrow’s duties.

But… it’ll probably be Corcoran.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've long since given up hope that Morrow will ever be a starter.

I’m hoping he can turn into a dominating closer or setup guy.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a guess

I have a sinking feeling it’s gonna be RRS.

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

only leave one lefty

by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

I keep thinking there’s someone else besides Rhodes. I forgot Potatoes got sent down. nm

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt it.

EOF is still on the shitlist and moving Hyphen would only leave one lefty in the pen.

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norton?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.

by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even though that was bs

I’m scared by this ‘giving up a run every inning’ thing

by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd just like to return quickly to say

The 1st base umpire should be declared legally blind.

Also, Richie Sexson has gone back to sucking again.

by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

I think I jumped on the Sexson bandwagon too soon.

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Kenji,

Please stop popping up and grounding out to third.

Thanks,

Lookout Landing

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I actually took the time to rewrite my heartfelt letter to Kenji

the next one will simply say

Dear Kenji,

PLEASE STOP SUCKING.

Thanks,

Lookout Landing

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much better

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 24, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, how is THAT out?

I thought anything within 4 runners strides had to be safe.

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just thought I'd remind y'all

we are platooning Willie Bloomquist as an outfielder. Carry on.

by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah. That dude is awesome.

Good thing he’s in AAA working on his catching game in order to help us later this year. Man that kid is going to be good.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 24, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt?

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are a sign of weakness.

You don’t need them.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'll say it.

I feel mildly comfortable with Rhodes here.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh No!

This is where we give Rhodes shit for being an over the hill veteran!

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should've scored more runs

Impeding doom with black clouds hovering and hords of locusts incoming

by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm being made to pay for my support.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, Rhodes, load 'em up

and let Millar hit into a triple play.

by Strang on Apr 24, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is gay

Rhodes isn’t even pitching that badly.

by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Umpire: 3 pitches, 3 balls

Joe’s Tracer: 3 pitches, 2 balls

Wait a second.

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How is Mac still in this game?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to say

According to gameday, three of Rhode’s pitches are pretty close to being strikes. Especially the 2nd one.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woah

What was that.

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit I stepped out

What just happened?

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit happened

Roberts Tomahawk single to LF
Mora single up the middle
Markakis walk

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

SQUINTAYYYY!

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap McClaren!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love the head bob

the head bob doesn’t work anywhere else.

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MAC!!!!!!!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God that change is awesome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking beautiful change

And that was a great blow-up by McLaren

by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mac I like it.

Your fire helps the team!
Your departure helps the team!

by Paytheline on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Casey Moser is only two years older than I

Maybe I should be an ump if you’re allowed to be this blind.

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you whippersnappers

he’s 11 years younger then me.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Micah Owings pinch hitting!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its sad

but I would have been more comfortable with Morrow coming in then Lowe.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I sat through most of the 2004 season.

It makes games like this less painful.

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the sooner the better.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could mean

Lowe goes down for Bedard…..

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So we're gonna lose?

Alrighty then.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, Joe's Tracer and the strike zone need to make up

and get back together so we don’t have hilarious images of strikeouts with no strikes in them

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright it's 12:30 AM

I’m going to sleep.

Go Marin—zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and they're just now

Getting Green up? WTF are they all sleeping?

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT WAS A STRIKE ASSCLOWN!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have some faith

Lowe’s working Jones’ ass.

And nobody say anything about that.

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't hit anything here Jones

I’ve long gotten used to the M’s not being on Sportscenter but I desperately don’t want to be an O’s highlight OMG this is not happening….

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shoot me.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good night

I’m going to bed

by IceStormV1 on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or not

bye-bye Lowe

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IRONY

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

terrible pitch

by Happybelly on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic.

Good night everybody.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I called that

Unfortunately.

Go to hell mariners.

Except Yuni, Beltre, Felix, Putz, Ichiro, and Lopez. the rest can burn.

by Slica on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck him

Just force Ichiro to talk with an Australian accent and I’m satisfied

by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE YOU JONES

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This does good for my fantasy baseball team

BUT GOD DAMMIT HOW CAN YOU FUCKING LOSE TO THE FUCKING O’s 6 OUT OF 7 TIMES???

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

guy is chasing off-speed

so throw him a grooved fastball…... this team sucks.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol

That sort of needed to happen

by vkut79 on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know

We haven’t won a world series since we traded Adam Jones. He might be the new Babe Ruth.

by joof on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope that Bill Bavasi

is curled up in a corner crying right now.

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny thing is...

That’s a homer at Camden Yards, bet he’s glad he was traded.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, on a list of funny things

That’s at the motherfucking top.

by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least you can tell Baker that this loss is totally his fault

Clearly, Jones read his comments and took them as a challenge.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on guys, our offense can totally

overcome this, there’s stil…ahahahaha

I couldn’t make it all the way through.

by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see wut u did there...

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 24, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about after Bonds?

Adam Jones followed by Jason Varitek

by JLC on Apr 24, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it wouldn't matter

because Derek Lowe would have 7 shutout innings

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Mike Hampton would be on the DL

for his third year straight, and Big Papi would be batting somewhere in that line up too.

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it wrong to say

I love The Office, but watching the MAriners squirm seems higher priority to me?

by qrsouther on Apr 24, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh thank you Sims

you were willing to say it.

by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woa shit

You actually called it!

by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro has heard your prayers

And judges them worthy.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

Wow. Didn’t see that coming.

by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Happybelly on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POWER SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

ICHIBOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHHHHHHHH

ICHIRO!!!!!!!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG ICHIRO IS THE MAN

THERE IS NO OTHER

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOPES

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOAFIE

IT IS TIME TO TAKE THIS GAME BACK FROM BALLLICKERMORE

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As if on cue

Ibanez kills the buzz by batting against a lefty.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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