4/24: Open Game Thread, Part 2
A new thread in honor of Mike Blowers having cheer in his voice.
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bad hop
old Yuni has enough range to get his body in front of that though
Team Defense
a lost concept. :-{
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Washburn meltdown in 10 seconds.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
This had better not be the start of the Jarrod Washburn Meltdown
From now on, I’m referring to that as the JW90PM
Sounds like an oil filter.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"Nice to see the Mariner bats come alive. 4 runs on 3 hits in that inning"
I believe 4 runs on 6 hits would imply more life.
Baby Steps
its the Mariner offense after all.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases loaded No outs
and they scored more then 1 run.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to take issue with the behind the catcher camera
does anyone EVER like that angle?
I do actually
not all the time, but as a changeup to the usual angle.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The guys who are only interested in assr...
ummm yeah, no one
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it for panorama purposes
I don’t like it when pitches are thrown. It’s like the behind-the-goal camera during hockey games.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont be so homophobic...
You will upset Washburn. He LOVES balls.
Jeremy Reed
is 4-4 today… 2 doubles 1hr … average at .323.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's better.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Bloomquist?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Your mom.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
He started before. He wasn’t great, but for a while there he was capable.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
or they could go drastic down to AA
my new favorite Minor leaguer
Michael Saunders – .324 .407 .535 .943 7 doubles 1 triple 2hrs 8/16 bb/k
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you've gone too far.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't question Squinty.
When he’s not napping he is constantly planning ways to deceive the enemy. Willie is a trick to make the opposing team complacent.
Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?

People that don't understand concepts like randomness
must find life to be eminently bewildering.
I'm not going to listen to this shit.
Nobody talks about Yuni that way!
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
We don't give a shit about the Red Sox Sims.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Washburn and Batista:
Win or lose, you wish you hadn’t wasted your life watching the game.
...and now I'm here
Wouldn't that be outgoing?
like Washburn’s implosion is outgoing?
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the cold medicine has scrambled his brain
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Man if that's the case
let’s start a permanent IV feed of NyQuil.
I do not approve
of this song being associated with Washburn.
What gave it away?
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Washburn says:
“what meltdown?”
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Corcoran sighting
Washburn almost done.
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Tonight?
he helps on other nights?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're not bright.
Swing by Mcdonald’s and get a free Latte.
...and now I'm here
I thought it was
if you’re not a stupid pretentious asshole, as well as being not bright…
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. It was the evolution of the commerical.
Eventually, rather than simply being “not pretentious” it turns out they were actually stupid. I consider that a progression in logic rather than simply 2 separate points.
...and now I'm here
5 innings. Wow.
What a stud this guy is.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Ichiro finally got tired of walking, I guess.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Jose Guillen
23k 3bb
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
That’s…that’s pretty good.
...hah, his middle name is “Phifer”
His ERA+ coming into the day was 1105
it has gotten better
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not just me, right
Loafie is hitting the ball really hard this season and it’s only a matter before he goes on an absolute tear?
I think I'm seeing it too
but I haven’t looked at the numbers. Can someone shed some light onto this?
New strategy:
If we can’t wear down the pitcher, we’ll wear down the 2B.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
'Dave Sims' does kind of sound like a friendly middle aged white dude
Randor Bierd sounds like he should be a character in a D and D game
19 as of tonight
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I went through a phrase like this?
Probably inspired by that one Family Guy where Stewie goes on and on about it?
So how's your novel coming?
The one with the characters?
The antagonist and protagonist?
Where some conflict leaves the antagonists better off having had the experience?
Wash done
Gotta say McLaren doesn’t run him deep in pitch counts like last year.
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That's Japanese, Dave.
Damn hiragana. Instructor only gave me two days to learn the entire freakin thing.
Huh?
Proper bullpen management? Squinty? What?
Little do you know he's secretly your uncle
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You?
YOU CAN’T POST ON LL AND PITCH AT THE SAME TIME!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
AND brother.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Delicately put. Thank you.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. The worst part is that it wasn't even GTE.
*His mom gently caressed her brother.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol... the sad part is that you were even answering my question too
although in more graphic detail than I was looking for
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Great play Lopez
Umps have been terrible this whole series.
Woah I thought that was an infield pop-up
And I was baffled about how nonchalantly KA tossed it over to 1st. Then I was like “YES!... ohhh.”
Alright I'm tired of Johjima.
Get rid of him. Clement for C!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
pussy hits
ugggh.
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Too bad we just finished playing the Angels
otherwise he could ask HGH himself!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Weak ass ER
Good inning for Corco. All GB.
by andrewgolfsalot on Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Ehhh
We had that run coming, what with Washburn’s evasive maneuvers earlier.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it should be
Morrow going to AAA to pitch as a starter (especially since White left Tacoma’s game with an injury)..... Lowe and Corcoran can handle Morrow’s duties.
But… it’ll probably be Corcoran.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I've long since given up hope that Morrow will ever be a starter.
I’m hoping he can turn into a dominating closer or setup guy.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I will kill someone if they get rid of RRS
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt it.
EOF is still on the shitlist and moving Hyphen would only leave one lefty in the pen.
I'd just like to return quickly to say
The 1st base umpire should be declared legally blind.
Also, Richie Sexson has gone back to sucking again.
Dear Kenji,
Please stop popping up and grounding out to third.
Thanks,
Lookout Landing
Yeah, I actually took the time to rewrite my heartfelt letter to Kenji
the next one will simply say
Dear Kenji,
PLEASE STOP SUCKING.
Thanks,
Lookout Landing
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yeah. That dude is awesome.
Good thing he’s in AAA working on his catching game in order to help us later this year. Man that kid is going to be good.
...and now I'm here
Matt?
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if he's catching at least 4 games a week.
prepares to be mutilated
They are a sign of weakness.
You don’t need them.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It is
find the Mariners line, go to the teller and say “I’ll take the under”
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't Rhodes the dude who went 8-0 as a reliever some years ago for our team?
...and now I'm here
In one season?
I must have missed that year
...and now I'm here
Ok, I'll say it.
I feel mildly comfortable with Rhodes here.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I feel far less comfortable with our DH.
So yes.
...and now I'm here
Joe's Tracer and the strike zone broke up two years ago
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder he was fired from the military.
Couldn’t shoot for shit.
...and now I'm here
It was GI Joes.
You all sadden me beyond belief.
...and now I'm here
The only similarity between Arthur Rhodes and Greg Maddux
is that they’re both black.
Yes, Rhodes, load 'em up
and let Millar hit into a triple play.
I have to say
According to gameday, three of Rhode’s pitches are pretty close to being strikes. Especially the 2nd one.
~Till the Halo burns out...
shit happened
Roberts Tomahawk single to LF
Mora single up the middle
Markakis walk
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Crazy GTE down tonight
Jeff’s post… or boring-ass game?
Fucking beautiful change
And that was a great blow-up by McLaren
Mac I like it.
Your fire helps the team!
Your departure helps the team!
Casey Moser is only two years older than I
Maybe I should be an ump if you’re allowed to be this blind.
you whippersnappers
he’s 11 years younger then me.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"An actual alert here people, this is an emergency:"
Me: ?
“Mark Lowe has gone…”
Good thing I felt the sameness with yesterday awhile ago
and already mentally prepared for the loss.
Its sad
but I would have been more comfortable with Morrow coming in then Lowe.
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I'm glad I sat through most of the 2004 season.
It makes games like this less painful.
Yeah, the sooner the better.
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by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And like this inning
That has disaster written all over it
You are prohibited from posting pictures
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ironically
that’s the least creepy picture he’s posted.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This could mean
Lowe goes down for Bedard…..
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Seriously, Joe's Tracer and the strike zone need to make up
and get back together so we don’t have hilarious images of strikeouts with no strikes in them
Alright it's 12:30 AM
I’m going to sleep.
Go Marin—zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well Lowe
hoped you enjoyed your three weeks on the ML club.
and they're just now
Getting Green up? WTF are they all sleeping?
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Seems like J.J. and RRS are the only ones with a sack in the pen these days
Someone say something witty.
Please don't hit anything here Jones
I’ve long gotten used to the M’s not being on Sportscenter but I desperately don’t want to be an O’s highlight OMG this is not happening….
Someone say something witty.
I called that
Unfortunately.
Go to hell mariners.
Except Yuni, Beltre, Felix, Putz, Ichiro, and Lopez. the rest can burn.
This does good for my fantasy baseball team
BUT GOD DAMMIT HOW CAN YOU FUCKING LOSE TO THE FUCKING O’s 6 OUT OF 7 TIMES???
guy is chasing off-speed
so throw him a grooved fastball…... this team sucks.
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I hope that Bill Bavasi
is curled up in a corner crying right now.
Funny thing is...
That’s a homer at Camden Yards, bet he’s glad he was traded.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
At least you can tell Baker that this loss is totally his fault
Clearly, Jones read his comments and took them as a challenge.
~Till the Halo burns out...
I leave for 22 minutes
and someone shits all over this game.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty durned good.
Anyone else think that last week was the least funny episode ever?
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on guys, our offense can totally
overcome this, there’s stil…ahahahaha
I couldn’t make it all the way through.
I see wut u did there...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
But Mike Hampton would be on the DL
for his third year straight, and Big Papi would be batting somewhere in that line up too.
So lets see
Mariners have bad defense. bad offense, bad bullpen. That’s 3/4 bad.
We need an Ichro funk blast in the worst way.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm glad no one told me what actually happened.
This way I can blame it one Vidro, Willie, and Arthur Rhodes.
You got 1 of 3.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Apr 24, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
ICHIRO!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
ICHIRO!
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AHHHHHHHH
ICHIRO!!!!!!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
what a difference a year makes.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
As if on cue
Ibanez kills the buzz by batting against a lefty.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions

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