4/24: Open Game Thread, Part 2
A new thread in honor of Mike Blowers having cheer in his voice.
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haha
Sims: Yuni’s got this one
Yuni: [boots grounder]
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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bad hop
old Yuni has enough range to get his body in front of that though
by Matthew on
Apr 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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Team Defense
a lost concept. :-{
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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I think Washburn is getting lazy
Don’t let the lead get to your head!
by Fin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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Washburn meltdown in 10 seconds.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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I honestly thought someone else had stepped in for color work
That didn’t even sound like Blow
by marinator on
Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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I demand that Washburn
be more entertaining.
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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This had better not be the start of the Jarrod Washburn Meltdown
From now on, I’m referring to that as the JW90PM
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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Sounds like an oil filter.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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"Nice to see the Mariner bats come alive. 4 runs on 3 hits in that inning"
I believe 4 runs on 6 hits would imply more life.
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Baby Steps
its the Mariner offense after all.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Bases loaded No outs
and they scored more then 1 run.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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I need to take issue with the behind the catcher camera
does anyone EVER like that angle?
by Matthew on
Apr 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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I do actually
not all the time, but as a changeup to the usual angle.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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The guys who are only interested in assr...
ummm yeah, no one
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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I like it for panorama purposes
I don’t like it when pitches are thrown. It’s like the behind-the-goal camera during hockey games.
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Dont be so homophobic...
You will upset Washburn. He LOVES balls.
by Slica on
Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Actually Joe Fan I have it on good authority that nothing is in fact worse than moving to Oklahoma
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Brandon Fahey reminds me
of Little Bitch
by Matthew on
Apr 24, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Baseketball character
Trey and Matt picked on him.
by Fin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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WHAT A THROW!!
Fahey can do it all
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on
Apr 24, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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"Boy he was a hell of a shortstop"
Dave Sims just got fired.
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Bert Blyleven
got to say fuck
it’s not fair >:(
by JI on
Apr 24, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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WHY MUST THIS TEAM BE IN LOVE WITH THIS AUTOMATIC OUT
WILLIE SHOULD NOT BE IN THIS LINEUP EVER
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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so, you'd rather see Norton or Burke in RF?
by Matthew on
Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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Okay, fine
Somebody with something resembling OF range
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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Jeremy Reed
is 4-4 today… 2 doubles 1hr … average at .323.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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That's better.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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Is he major league starting material though?
by Fin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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Is Bloomquist?
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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Your mom.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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fair enough
so should we hope wilkerson goes on DL so he gets called up?
by Fin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Yes.
He started before. He wasn’t great, but for a while there he was capable.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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or they could go drastic down to AA
my new favorite Minor leaguer
Michael Saunders – .324 .407 .535 .943 7 doubles 1 triple 2hrs 8/16 bb/k
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Now you've gone too far.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Don't question Squinty.
When he’s not napping he is constantly planning ways to deceive the enemy. Willie is a trick to make the opposing team complacent.
Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?

by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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People that don't understand concepts like randomness
must find life to be eminently bewildering.
by Matthew on
Apr 24, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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Mariners 5 through 8
Child molesters row?
Embezzlers row?
Jaywalkers row?
by Paytheline on
Apr 24, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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All right Yuni
now run like a normal person
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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I'm not going to listen to this shit.
Nobody talks about Yuni that way!
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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I think Mora's arm is weaker than Fahey's
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on
Apr 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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You know
Raul’s commercial could have been funny if they didn’t double up on all the punchlines.
by JI on
Apr 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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Dave Sims laments that Ortiz is not a gamer
by Strang on
Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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We don't give a shit about the Red Sox Sims.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on
Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Washburn and Batista:
Win or lose, you wish you hadn’t wasted your life watching the game.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Don't be right.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 24, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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no, incoming
as in the ball is heading towards the stands
by IceStormV1 on
Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Wouldn't that be outgoing?
like Washburn’s implosion is outgoing?
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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I think the cold medicine has scrambled his brain
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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Man if that's the case
let’s start a permanent IV feed of NyQuil.
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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We're in Washburn meltdown territory, aren't we?
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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I do not approve
of this song being associated with Washburn.
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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What gave it away?
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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Washburn says:
“what meltdown?”
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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Corcoran sighting
Washburn almost done.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Tonight?
he helps on other nights?
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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If you're not bright.
Swing by Mcdonald’s and get a free Latte.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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So says the commercial.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 24, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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I thought it was
if you’re not a stupid pretentious asshole, as well as being not bright…
by JI on
Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Yeah. It was the evolution of the commerical.
Eventually, rather than simply being “not pretentious” it turns out they were actually stupid. I consider that a progression in logic rather than simply 2 separate points.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 24, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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5 innings. Wow.
What a stud this guy is.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Banner Bank Building to the Future
featuring players who don’t have a future.
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Ichiro finally got tired of walking, I guess.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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6-game hitting streak
“Future bodes well for the Mariners.”
by qrsouther on
Apr 24, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Jose Guillen
23k 3bb
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:42 PM PDT
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Wow.
That’s…that’s pretty good.
...hah, his middle name is “Phifer”
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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His ERA+ coming into the day was 1105
it has gotten better
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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It's not just me, right
Loafie is hitting the ball really hard this season and it’s only a matter before he goes on an absolute tear?
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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I think I'm seeing it too
but I haven’t looked at the numbers. Can someone shed some light onto this?
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:42 PM PDT
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New strategy:
If we can’t wear down the pitcher, we’ll wear down the 2B.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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Randor Bierd is a black guy instead of a Viking?
Huh.
by Nick S on
Apr 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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'Dave Sims' does kind of sound like a friendly middle aged white dude
Randor Bierd sounds like he should be a character in a D and D game
by Nick S on
Apr 24, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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What I don't get
Is his re-takes don’t exist in Major League Friggin Baseball.
by qrsouther on
Apr 24, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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How does Raul lead in the AL in RBI's?
Josh Hamilton has 21
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on
Apr 24, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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Who said he had more?
Actually, I have a hunch.
by qrsouther on
Apr 24, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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19 as of tonight
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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No one cares what Texas Rangers' Players do?
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Apr 24, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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I went through a phrase like this?
Probably inspired by that one Family Guy where Stewie goes on and on about it?
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Apr 24, 2008 8:47 PM PDT
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So how's your novel coming?
The one with the characters?
The antagonist and protagonist?
Where some conflict leaves the antagonists better off having had the experience?
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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I'm disappointed that Bierd only throws 88
I kinda assumed he’d throw 130 and spears
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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Four walks drawn in five innings
vestigial discipline.
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Wash done
Gotta say McLaren doesn’t run him deep in pitch counts like last year.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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ROY IS A BEAST
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Apr 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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That's Japanese, Dave.
Damn hiragana. Instructor only gave me two days to learn the entire freakin thing.
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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Huh?
Proper bullpen management? Squinty? What?
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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THAT FUCKER WAS OUT
GO TEABAG SOME HOBOS GREG GIBSON
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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He was out.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on
Apr 24, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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MY FAMILY WANTS TO ADOPT YOU ROY
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Apr 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Little do you know he's secretly your uncle
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Apr 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Not even close
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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You?
YOU CAN’T POST ON LL AND PITCH AT THE SAME TIME!
by seattlebruin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT
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I have superpowers
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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AND brother.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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Delicately put. Thank you.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on
Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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I nominate this subthread for closure.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on
Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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Check yourself before you wreck yourself
by Jeff on
Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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You forgot the "Fool!" at the end.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on
Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT
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Sorry. The worst part is that it wasn't even GTE.
*His mom gently caressed her brother.
by JI on
Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT
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Subthread forgivingly reopened
Please Jeff, PLEASE, FLDS joke??
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Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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lol... the sad part is that you were even answering my question too
although in more graphic detail than I was looking for
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Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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Great play Lopez
Umps have been terrible this whole series.
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Apr 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Why do sports officating crews
hate Seattle?
by BrianL on
Apr 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Because Seattle isn't an All-American city
Like Pittsburgh, or Baltimore?
by Fin on
Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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Go to Field Gulls
They’ll have all the answers.
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Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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Woah I thought that was an infield pop-up
And I was baffled about how nonchalantly KA tossed it over to 1st. Then I was like “YES!... ohhh.”
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Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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Alright I'm tired of Johjima.
Get rid of him. Clement for C!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on
Apr 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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That would have been the most insane play, Beltre
by Matthew on
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ADAM JONEZ IS THE MAN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
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pussy hits
ugggh.
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by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT
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wow, bad luck for Corco
and fuck you AJ
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on
Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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He beat that out
It was worth a try though.
KENJI FOR HGH!
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Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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Too bad we just finished playing the Angels
otherwise he could ask HGH himself!
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Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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Weak ass ER
Good inning for Corco. All GB.
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Apr 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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What sucks
is that Roy Corco will get blamed in the end for that inning even though he was fine.
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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and Corco gets charged with an "earned" run
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Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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Here's a question
Bedard is back Saturday. Who goes away?
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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they're not going to go with 13 pitchers
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Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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i was dreaming about cairo leaving, sorry
Corco or Morrow?
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Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT
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it should be
Morrow going to AAA to pitch as a starter (especially since White left Tacoma’s game with an injury)..... Lowe and Corcoran can handle Morrow’s duties.
But… it’ll probably be Corcoran.
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Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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I've long since given up hope that Morrow will ever be a starter.
I’m hoping he can turn into a dominating closer or setup guy.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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Apr 24, 2008 9:01 PM PDT
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If he's actually locating his pitches
He’s gonna be great.
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Apr 24, 2008 9:02 PM PDT
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I'll take a guess
I have a sinking feeling it’s gonna be RRS.
by Gomez on
Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT
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I will kill someone if they get rid of RRS
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I doubt it.
EOF is still on the shitlist and moving Hyphen would only leave one lefty in the pen.
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the obvious choice would be Baek since he never pitches
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So that means
we’re sending Green down?
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Norton?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
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Apr 24, 2008 8:57 PM PDT
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Even though that was bs
I’m scared by this ‘giving up a run every inning’ thing
by Nick S on
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The Orioles basically have one more inning
Then Morrow/Putz time
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Apr 24, 2008 8:58 PM PDT
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I'd just like to return quickly to say
The 1st base umpire should be declared legally blind.
Also, Richie Sexson has gone back to sucking again.
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Apr 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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