4/24: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 5:45 PM PDT
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Can you imagine what would happen if this place went down for a week?
People would riot.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Then we'd take over Baker's blog.
The results would be catastrophic.
They had trouble yesterday with just a half dozen of us commenting over there.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Yeah, I didn't make very many either.
Course, I only half paid attention to the game while doing work anyways.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I was writing a 4-part score
for my music theory class.
I was sitting in the dark
frantically hitting refresh hoping LL would come back, quietly saying to myself “come LL, I change, I won’t smother you anymore, honest” and so on and so forth.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert needs to be updating neolookoutlanding
when these things happen
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I get drunk when LL goes down so that would probably be a bad idea
We do need to make some sort of permanent LL bomb shelter though
Go Mariners!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
At least it's not Batista pitching tonight.
Jarrod is no Felix, but at least he doesn’t drag the innings on and on and on and on and on…
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Ah, remember when Joel had such a promising start to his career?
Those were the days…
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
That's one of my favorite
charts ever. Jeff hooked me on LL with that.
I was at that game!
I left Everett at a quarter to four, intending to see BP and I didn’t get there until after the first pitch.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
until he got hurt
sucked terribly and began to complain about the press ragging him. Dude, the Seattle press is the softest press you gonna find.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to Clay Bennett!
‘Bennett reacted to a column by Seattle Times columnist Steve Kelley: “All of these guys are against us. Seattle has the most inept and difficult sports media of any major market.”’
I was such a Joel Piniero fan for about a year and a half
I remember when he had amassed some kind of crazy streak for putting away right handers. It was amazing.
Gil Meche and Joel Piniero were the future!!!
Fuck my pussy
and go give raul aids you six foot cunt were hilarious comments
I think the problem is when people start to think, “okay, that line was crossed, now I need to take it further.” and we get comments about ass raping JJ Putz.
That ass raping sub-thread
was seriously not cool.
I would disagree
about the “go give raul aids” being funny, but then again that’s why I don’t hang out in the game threads.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Well it's the absurdity of the sentence
more than the acutal sentiment.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, which lead to some comment about killing a Jew or something
People should have to apply for GTE rights.
I don't think I have ever come up with a trade proposal
Not one that I’ve posted here anyway, and again, I really don’t care for Alaska. 24 hour darkness and sub-zero temperatures? No thanks.
I'm trying to come up with a joke
about an antisemitic piece of dirt at the bottom of a river, but I’m drawing a blank.
Just so we're clear
you understand that you’re ~1 bad comment away from taking a vacation, right?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But that's OK...
...because then we’d get….uh…..wait, I’m confused now.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Am I this blog's designated loose cannon?
Or more likely this blog’s designated “stupid idiot comments sayer guy”? That isn’t really what I had intended, but yes, I already know I have a target on my back.
I kind of feel like Albert Belle
People can change
and some people should.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
The problem is that people think.
GTE is spontaneous. Like someone else said, if you have to think about it, don’t post it.
And never ever try to “top” something just to top it. You’re just gonna make an ass out of yourself
Go Nova
If you have to think about the GTE you are going to post, then don't post it.
Like Jeff said a few days ago, the beauty of GTE is that it’s often hilarious because it’s the first thing that comes to people’s minds when something in the game makes them really happy or really pissed.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I'm so depressed right now.
I come to LL looking for a pick-me-up because I’m stuck at work, and what do I get? A lecture. Not to say that a lecture wasn’t in order. It’s just sad to me that people are being lame. Stop being lame, people!
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry
if they don’t stop being lame, then you won’t have to worry about them much longer.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Loewen's hometown game
Should be interesting to see how he performs a couple of hours away from his childhood backyard up here in Canada.
What do you guys think of Norton? Do you think he is capable of being an effective DH?
oh, also, good hockey game on right now
check out the habs vs flyers if you want to kill time before the game
Fuckin Flyers are apparently allergic to a 2 goal lead
See: Game 1 Wash, Game 6 Philly, and now Game 1 @ Mon
Go Nova
I think I might just follow the M's boxscore
and watch Lincecum.
Oh I didn't even know that was possible
I should redownload Mosaic.
If there happens to be two must see games
I just paste the link into WMP and use the other to watch the game.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's try to have a game thread without swearing!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, game thread without swearing is like watching Clerks on TNT
It just isn’t right
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
A gamethread without swearng
would be like sex without crying.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Another thing to write down
LL >>>>> HH
which is not entirely evident from a bunch of the recent comment threads. I like this place because it’s smart, funny, and informative; lately it’s been smart and informative.
Can I still petition for an essay-based new commenter application? “In 25 words or less, describe what’s funny”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
In 25 words or less, describe what's funny
Adam Jones, George Sherrill, Kam Mickolio, Chris Tillman and Tony Butler for the walking DL that is Erik Bedard.
... oh wait, that’s not funny. Guess I fail. :(
It's funny, all right
just more in the Utah miner sense than the John Oliver sense.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If it weren't for double standards
I’d have no standards at all.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Why are double standards bad?
If standards are good, double standards should be doubly good
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Double cheeseburgers = good
double gin n tonic = good
double standards must therefore bee good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You'll notice how that subthread actually didn't suck
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A subtle but important difference.
Actually, not really subtle at all. Come on, people, this isn’t complicated!
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice...
... teeth? I’m no good at this.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Pirates crew is the worst broadcasting crew ever:
Imagine non-homer versions of Hawk and DJ on all kinds of downers.
I can't believe the M's were dumb enough not to sign him.
Pro-rated minimum contract with no 2009 contractual obligations? All we had to to was to guarantee regular DH playing time. It’s almost a given that he’s going to do better than Vidro, and releasing Vidro means his 2009 contract won’t vest. What bullshit.
You can't?
Are you a recent M’s fan?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
As in
If you have been a fan long enough to know about how the M’s organization works, why does their lack of pursuit of Thomas surprise you?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Montreal has one skill
it is a good skill
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was referring to the powerplay
but I guess diving is a skill.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad for you
but I don’t feel bad for the Flyers. Sorry.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cool bro.
I probably could never root for the Sens either. That series where we scored 2 regulation goals made me want to eat my own face
Go Nova
Honestly one of the most fun hockey games I have ever seen
It ended with like 14 eligible players combined, IIRC.
Go Nova
Is that still the most single game PIMs in NHL history?
Take that, people-who-think-Ottawa’s-always-been-soft.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that was only because we're tough.
Without us there would have been 0 penalty minutes.
And a 10,000-0 final score
Go Nova
Zaloumis interviewing McLaren
Squinty had this face like, “DON’TLOOKATHERBOOBSDON’TLOOKATHERBOOBSDON’TLOOKATHERBOOBS…”
Jeff, why don't you just have some Jack Johnson playing in the background of every game thread.
Everyone would just mellow out
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Because then I would be forced to set the internet on fire
because propagating Jack Johnson on the world is an evil, evil thing to do.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Jack Johnson is far too vanilla to get that worked up about.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
but that's the point
it’s the fact that the vanilla has become cool that I tend to get really worked up about.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
No, that's Joe Jackson
oh wait, no, that’s the singer. No, it’s the ballplayer. Now I’m confused again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You gotta fix the World Series look sharp!
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is exactly why I'm glad
there are ways to recommend posts. That was awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You aren't already?
Speaking of which, are you paying attention to your fantasy team Coach? Cause I’m about to send warnings to the 4 that aren’t before I lock them.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Yes I am paying attention to it. Just not as much as I will in the summer
because of school.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
successful despots don't need school
but they do need good fantasy baseball teams. Get on it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You can't possibly have so much homework
that you can’t tinker with your fantasy team. Take it from me Coach, I never did my homework and I got a 3.0.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach just needs to start a 9-5
then he’ll be able to tinker with his fantasy team eight hours a day!
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
is this supposed to make Jeff not do it?
I’m confused.
Is there anyone besides
obnoxious college kids who listens to Jack Johnson?
I haven’t heard anyone mention/listen to him since I was a college freshman 7 years ago.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
God I hate Jack Johnson
cookie cutter, trite pop crap.
Wait!!!
The Avs are playing the Red Wings? I thought they were playing San Jose.
Sorry Sharks fans. Suck it Red Wings!
Remember when alot of people said he was better than Felix?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
I would give a cultured Britich chuckle
but we have Graham.
Invisible slider, awful control, bad velocity
It’s been 18 months since his surgery. Something’s gone wrong.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Balentein
not in Tacoma’s lineup tonight, must still be recovering.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
goddamn cunt Flyers someone will pay for this.
Go Nova
You'd think you would be use to that by now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Just ask the cheeseburger lover.
Clearly he knows about experiencing life to the fullest. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I pick...
a Je…Ha. I fooled you. I’m not gonna go there.
For real I pick Crosby. He deserves to die anyway
Go Nova
Blowers talking to Krueger
ahhh….my…..breain….itz…..aeaheji
That is a winning smile.
I would totally let him buy me dinner.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
B...bu...b...but he won 11 games for the Mariners and had less losses than
Randy Johnson! Doesn’t that mean he’s good?!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
I bet Krueger gives lousy Powerpoint lectures
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I would be very amused
at a slide that comes up and says “Roberts the Rabbit” with an equation or two.
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't tell which corresponds to this game
and which corresponds to last night.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
During his pitching career
Krueger’s Keys To The Game
- Don’t start me
- Use me for mop-up duty
- If I’m on the mound, Lou, you’re screwed
Jarrod, please don't make me as angry as you did last time
because I was ready to punch a lot of Angels fans last time and I don’t want to be banned from LL
At least you're not rooting for the Angels
that’s for people who go to UCLA
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed it is
I don’t know why, but there is a strong correlation between the two.
Also I started watching the Dodgers before I moved to SoCal, mostly because of Beltre back in like 99-00.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
As far as I can tell
it’s SC-Dodgers-Lakers
and UCLA-Angels-Clippers
although a lot of UCLA ppl love the Lakers too
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You also forgot
UCLA-Ducks
USC-Kings
And possibly:
UCLA-Raiders
USC-Rams
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Hey
it’s not our fault we have all those damn OC kids
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone likes the Raiders
but I totally agree on the Ducks – UCLA loves them for some reason
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
.....
I blame Washburn for what just happened.
Amen.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Since we're about to See the M's on offense
thought it would be appropriate to pass on that Clement just hit #5 for Tacoma… 3-run shot.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Even though on the one hand, that's an incredibly annoying way for you guys to get out of a jam
It was also pretty damn funny.
~Till the Halo burns out...
O's Commentators
“These Seattle hitters will make them throw strikes”
Just ordered that new pasta from Pizza Hut
Just awful. Tastes like cafeteria food.
Also, why do the Red Sox hate us so much, with Dice-K and Beckett being scratched back to back?!
A flu going around the Boston clubhouse I hear.
In any case, it DEFINITELY wasn’t a vermin-delivered retrovirus developed in the ideal conditions of Angel Stadium for the specific purpose of taking down Boston’s good players. So, you can rest easy on that score. Yeah. >_>;
~Till the Halo burns out...
I feel like everything I thought about the world was wrong.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro walks
to leadoff?
DNA Sample needed!
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Loewen
didn’t get the memo on Lopez not swinging.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Loewen isn't a reader.
As a lefty, he’s more into artsy crap.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that was really close to a balk
that foot almost went behind the back leg.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
If you mean number 5
the umpire just called him out on a pitch EVEN FARTHER outside.
~Till the Halo burns out...
We should see if the Rays will swap us Longoria for Vidro
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I just hope we can trade Vidro for ANYTHING!
If we get stuck with Evan Longoria, so be it
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to pick on you
but please let this be the end of the Eva/Evan Longoria jokes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dodgers are hilarious
But Kemp and Eithier would disagree.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Mariners keep getting bent over...
...they’re gonna pull a Kaz Matsui.
Philly Hughes pulled after 2 IP
anyone hear anything? Gotta be an injury of some sort.
What about Chamberlain
he’s going to be in the rotation, uh oh. At least their owner knows not to keep a good young pitcher as a set up guy.
No idea what Joba will look like as a starter
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
But I was acknowledging about how the M’s insist on keeping Morrow as a set up guy rather than grooming him to be a starter.
He's single handedly spiting me
in the one league I mistakenly drafted him in.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Hmmm. Saw that off the bat and thought,
“Yuni’s not getting that.”
I don't think we'll ever have to worry about it with Jarrod Washburn
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So to recap
the power that be thought this lineup would score enough runs to get us to a World Series.
ITS THE MAGNETS
DAMMIT!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair...
that looked like the type of titanium necklace thing that the Red Sox wear (which Matt Hasselbeck wears as well).
Because, uh, titanium does way more than magnets…
Hahahahaha
they have bracelets made of chasing away demons!
If Ichiro didn't get caught stealing
it’d be 2-0…
2B, LF, RF
don’t care, his bat will play anywhere
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I spare nobody.
There’s a lot of fertile humor in seed jokes.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 24, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the laast thing I want to talk about
is Vidro’s sperm count.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Clement for starting C
please!
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just tacked on a single
to his homerun… average at .381.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The one stat you mention is actually the least complimentary.
He’s walking a ton, slugging a ton… and you give us BA. Do better.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Kenji
Please stop hitting the ball straight up and/or to third base
Thanks,
Lookout LandingDidn't he just have an error?
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get to see it.
I was wondering.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro - Sexson - Johjima
is there a slower triplet in a baseball lineup?
In the majors? Probably not
I bet you could find slower kids in tee-ball though
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Not now, but you could construct a "triplet" of Ernie Lombardi-Mo Vaughn-Benji Molina.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Which would be pretty pointless
since they don’t play for the same team.
if only that were true
Player A would have been HoF material.
they were playing him deep?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me
or is bringing your infield up in the third inning of a game you’re already winning not make a whole lot of sense?
Our strike zone
Is almost as tiny as Hillary Clinton’s penis.
Almost.
And he looks like he sucks at pitching.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Jarrod Washburn
In ‘The Lost Boys’?
Will he be in the 2nd one coming out this year?
Way to set up the DP, Wash.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I'd like to have Faith
(that was a reach)
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish I could change my reponse
to “They will touch you”
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we're very firmly in it
and we still have a year and a half on his contract…
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE NOT SQUINTY
Don’t pretend like you don’t know who Baek is!!!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Washburn has been getting out of these things all season long
How long before the magic act comes to a screeching halt?
If we pretend it can't happen, maybe it won't
-signed, John McLaren and Bill Bavasi
His ERA through seven starts last year was 2.64
the meltdown is coming.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And zero earned runs
don’t forget zero earned runs
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Currently Washburn meltsdown after 90 pitches
What will be his meltdown threshold during year four of his contract? _
Like six pitches
Leadoff hitter: Ground out to Yuni
2: single
3: double
4: single
5: homer
6: triple
7: walk
NEW PITCHER!!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i meant funk
so used to swearing when offense is up
To be fair, that actually was pretty decent baserunning
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I know
Baserunning is his only real talent, and he is good at it… but it’s still gritty
On a scale of "a lot" to "way too much"
this game reminds you of yesterday how much?
Willie may be
a joke with a bat, but put him on the bases he’s pretty darn good at his job.
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yeesh Ichiro
get some of that swinging out in the cages before the game.
GOD ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
THE ONE TIME HE SWINGS
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
try something about his mother
or taste in underage boys
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases loaded, nobody out
Why do I have a sinking feeling in the bottom of my stomach?
Other than the crappy Pizza Hut pasta I just consumed?
I was going to say
now would be a perfect time to hack at the first pitch Jose.
Then that happened.
He went for it all
on the first pitch? O… M….G!
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such exciting offense
at least we have a bigger lead though
Well I'm glad we've mastered the sacrifice fly
it’s better than the double play scores a run play
WHOOHOO DOUBLE STEAL
I love the double steal. If I were managing a team we’d double steal all the time.
wtf y u hatin on vidro hes clutch
Okay, that was supposed to be ironic. One of the best hits Vidro has had all season.
Hahahaha
I guess Adam Jones wouldn’t have had that one….. Double for Turbo!
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So even in heaven
Vidro and Wilkerson are still on the team? Man, that’s what we call a low ceiling.
OKAY
FROM NOW ON I AM PREDICTING ALL BAD THINGS FOR THE MARINERS
This inning I predicted Loafie would take the first damn pitch and that Vidro would do something sucky
That's Judy Greer
From various failed TV shows and chick flicks.
That's Isla Fisher
Not to be confused with Jenna Fischer.
So apparently, for the next Giant's game
they are offering $1 off for every K Tim Lincecum has today. Tickets started at $18
Giants pay fans $2 to go to the next game!
So uh
the continuation of Gameday fun:
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
while I approve of the wearing of a hat Dave
I suggest getting a new one.
I'm way too slow with the Prnt Scrn button today
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 24, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
try buying some vowels
that might improve your speed.
Hot damn!
I get home and find out we have a lead of more than a single run!
However that home run
was not worthy of a “hot damn!”
You also missed me predict that Loafie would take the first pitch for the 22nd straight AB
only to have him swing for the fences
I’ve still got it!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Great day to have Jay Payton on your fantasy team
Not that having him on your team is a good idea in general.
We need a new thread. This one is acting weird.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
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