4/24: Open Game Thread
Baltimore Orioles at Seattle Mariners, Apr 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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Can you imagine what would happen if this place went down for a week?
People would riot.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then we'd take over Baker's blog.
The results would be catastrophic.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They had trouble yesterday with just a half dozen of us commenting over there.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I didn't make very many either.
Course, I only half paid attention to the game while doing work anyways.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was writing a 4-part score
for my music theory class.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was sitting in the dark
frantically hitting refresh hoping LL would come back, quietly saying to myself “come LL, I change, I won’t smother you anymore, honest” and so on and so forth.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert needs to be updating neolookoutlanding
when these things happen
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get drunk when LL goes down so that would probably be a bad idea
We do need to make some sort of permanent LL bomb shelter though
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
maybe we can borrow part of USSM’s server. I’ll email DMZ about it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Mariners!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Apr 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it's not Batista pitching tonight.
Jarrod is no Felix, but at least he doesn’t drag the innings on and on and on and on and on…
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, remember when Joel had such a promising start to his career?
Those were the days…
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until he mastered the Suck Pitch?

Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one of my favorite
charts ever. Jeff hooked me on LL with that.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at that game!
I left Everett at a quarter to four, intending to see BP and I didn’t get there until after the first pitch.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
until he got hurt
sucked terribly and began to complain about the press ragging him. Dude, the Seattle press is the softest press you gonna find.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clay Bennent and the NBA apparently disagree.
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not according to Clay Bennett!
‘Bennett reacted to a column by Seattle Times columnist Steve Kelley: “All of these guys are against us. Seattle has the most inept and difficult sports media of any major market.”’
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His wife is apparently a complete bitch
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joel's wife being a potential bitch
is the most un-surprising thing I’ve heard.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 24, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was such a Joel Piniero fan for about a year and a half
I remember when he had amassed some kind of crazy streak for putting away right handers. It was amazing.
Gil Meche and Joel Piniero were the future!!!
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
English Mariner and me are gonna need to find new ways to express our feelings : (
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck my pussy
and go give raul aids you six foot cunt were hilarious comments
I think the problem is when people start to think, “okay, that line was crossed, now I need to take it further.” and we get comments about ass raping JJ Putz.
by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ass raping sub-thread
was seriously not cool.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would disagree
about the “go give raul aids” being funny, but then again that’s why I don’t hang out in the game threads.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it's the absurdity of the sentence
more than the acutal sentiment.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, which lead to some comment about killing a Jew or something
People should have to apply for GTE rights.
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the marinator isn't exactly a LL superstar
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would have to agree
isn’t he the French hater guy?
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured he was AK without a thesaurus
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I have ever come up with a trade proposal
Not one that I’ve posted here anyway, and again, I really don’t care for Alaska. 24 hour darkness and sub-zero temperatures? No thanks.
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually had nothing to do with the Jew hating sediments
That was a seperate occurance
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to come up with a joke
about an antisemitic piece of dirt at the bottom of a river, but I’m drawing a blank.
by Teej on Apr 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so we're clear
you understand that you’re ~1 bad comment away from taking a vacation, right?
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully to France
Or Quebec
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or fuised on to Bedard as a new hip.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Fused.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then we'd have to flip Bedard to Atlanta!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that's OK...
...because then we’d get….uh…..wait, I’m confused now.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I this blog's designated loose cannon?
Or more likely this blog’s designated “stupid idiot comments sayer guy”? That isn’t really what I had intended, but yes, I already know I have a target on my back.
I kind of feel like Albert Belle
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People can change
and some people should.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem is that people think.
GTE is spontaneous. Like someone else said, if you have to think about it, don’t post it.
And never ever try to “top” something just to top it. You’re just gonna make an ass out of yourself
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you have to think about the GTE you are going to post, then don't post it.
Like Jeff said a few days ago, the beauty of GTE is that it’s often hilarious because it’s the first thing that comes to people’s minds when something in the game makes them really happy or really pissed.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Per Baker
Bedard will be pitching Saturday.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so depressed right now.
I come to LL looking for a pick-me-up because I’m stuck at work, and what do I get? A lecture. Not to say that a lecture wasn’t in order. It’s just sad to me that people are being lame. Stop being lame, people!
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
if they don’t stop being lame, then you won’t have to worry about them much longer.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loewen's hometown game
Should be interesting to see how he performs a couple of hours away from his childhood backyard up here in Canada.
What do you guys think of Norton? Do you think he is capable of being an effective DH?
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh, also, good hockey game on right now
check out the habs vs flyers if you want to kill time before the game
by Tony S on Apr 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin Flyers are apparently allergic to a 2 goal lead
See: Game 1 Wash, Game 6 Philly, and now Game 1 @ Mon
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Caps say high
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Apr 24, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I might just follow the M's boxscore
and watch Lincecum.
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You could always open multiple mlbtv windows.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I didn't even know that was possible
I should redownload Mosaic.
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there happens to be two must see games
I just paste the link into WMP and use the other to watch the game.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's try to have a game thread without swearing!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that shit.
Washburn is pitching
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, game thread without swearing is like watching Clerks on TNT
It just isn’t right
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah or like the Sopranos on A&E
Afterwards you feel cheap for watching
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or watching Major League on TBS
Its just not the same.
by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A gamethread without swearng
would be like sex without crying.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, totally
It’s such…wait what?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost made a rape joke there...
Stupid guidelines
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing that's not funny about rape
Why, this one time I was [deleted, banned]
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another thing to write down
LL >>>>> HH
which is not entirely evident from a bunch of the recent comment threads. I like this place because it’s smart, funny, and informative; lately it’s been smart and informative.
Can I still petition for an essay-based new commenter application? “In 25 words or less, describe what’s funny”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In 25 words or less, describe what's funny
Adam Jones, George Sherrill, Kam Mickolio, Chris Tillman and Tony Butler for the walking DL that is Erik Bedard.
... oh wait, that’s not funny. Guess I fail. :(
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez in LF, Turbo at DH
I win
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny, all right
just more in the Utah miner sense than the John Oliver sense.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would seem Utah miners and VT students are a different story however
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't be LL without double standards
by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it weren't for double standards
I’d have no standards at all.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are double standards bad?
If standards are good, double standards should be doubly good
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double standards are twice as good as normal standards
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double cheeseburgers = good
double gin n tonic = good
double standards must therefore bee good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or even be good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Statistically speaking
Not all of them.
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll notice how that subthread actually didn't suck
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A subtle but important difference.
Actually, not really subtle at all. Come on, people, this isn’t complicated!
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice...
... teeth? I’m no good at this.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Pirates crew is the worst broadcasting crew ever:
Imagine non-homer versions of Hawk and DJ on all kinds of downers.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that frightens me
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank Fucking Thomas in Oakland noooooo
Plz to commence ur career collapse, plz
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 walks today
that is more than the whole Mariners last night!
by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe the M's were dumb enough not to sign him.
Pro-rated minimum contract with no 2009 contractual obligations? All we had to to was to guarantee regular DH playing time. It’s almost a given that he’s going to do better than Vidro, and releasing Vidro means his 2009 contract won’t vest. What bullshit.
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't?
Are you a recent M’s fan?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As in
If you have been a fan long enough to know about how the M’s organization works, why does their lack of pursuit of Thomas surprise you?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking cocksucking Flyers
Bunch of slimy assholes
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Montreal has one skill
it is a good skill
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pussyfooting around is not a skill.
Dammit Kovalev is still sooo good
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to the powerplay
but I guess diving is a skill.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I figured. But I'm beyond fucking furious
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad for you
but I don’t feel bad for the Flyers. Sorry.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's cool bro.
I probably could never root for the Sens either. That series where we scored 2 regulation goals made me want to eat my own face
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly one of the most fun hockey games I have ever seen
It ended with like 14 eligible players combined, IIRC.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that still the most single game PIMs in NHL history?
Take that, people-who-think-Ottawa’s-always-been-soft.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but that was only because we're tough.
Without us there would have been 0 penalty minutes.
And a 10,000-0 final score
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zaloumis interviewing McLaren
Squinty had this face like, “DON’TLOOKATHERBOOBSDON’TLOOKATHERBOOBSDON’TLOOKATHERBOOBS…”
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this answers my question
but he sits and acts like that towards everyone.
by Fin on Apr 24, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talking to Silva:
“DON’TLOOKATHISMOOBSDON’TLOOKATHISMOOBS”
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"DON'TLOOKATHISGREASESTAINSDON'TLOOKATHISGREASESTAINS"
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, why don't you just have some Jack Johnson playing in the background of every game thread.
Everyone would just mellow out
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because then I would be forced to set the internet on fire
because propagating Jack Johnson on the world is an evil, evil thing to do.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Johnson is far too vanilla to get that worked up about.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but that's the point
it’s the fact that the vanilla has become cool that I tend to get really worked up about.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Johnson
Isn’t he that dead black boxing champ?
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that's Joe Jackson
oh wait, no, that’s the singer. No, it’s the ballplayer. Now I’m confused again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta fix the World Series look sharp!
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is exactly why I'm glad
there are ways to recommend posts. That was awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"BARGH! GALVESTON GIANT WILL BREAK YOUR BONES!"
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would go insane.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You aren't already?
Speaking of which, are you paying attention to your fantasy team Coach? Cause I’m about to send warnings to the 4 that aren’t before I lock them.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I am paying attention to it. Just not as much as I will in the summer
because of school.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
successful despots don't need school
but they do need good fantasy baseball teams. Get on it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't possibly have so much homework
that you can’t tinker with your fantasy team. Take it from me Coach, I never did my homework and I got a 3.0.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach just needs to start a 9-5
then he’ll be able to tinker with his fantasy team eight hours a day!
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did my homework
but that’s because I worked quickly.
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this supposed to make Jeff not do it?
I’m confused.
by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there anyone besides
obnoxious college kids who listens to Jack Johnson?
I haven’t heard anyone mention/listen to him since I was a college freshman 7 years ago.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sincerely hope not.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obnoxious high school kids
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hate Jack Johnson
cookie cutter, trite pop crap.
by BrianL on Apr 24, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait!!!
The Avs are playing the Red Wings? I thought they were playing San Jose.
Sorry Sharks fans. Suck it Red Wings!
by Slica on Apr 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GO WINGS GO!!!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Francisco Lirano's line:
Minnesota IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Liriano (L, 0-3) 0.2 5 6 6 3 0 0 11.32
by redwolf75 on Apr 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when alot of people said he was better than Felix?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would give a cultured Britich chuckle
but we have Graham.
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was it on LL that really likes Lirano?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Invisible slider, awful control, bad velocity
It’s been 18 months since his surgery. Something’s gone wrong.
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tony C. he ain't.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DAMN DELIVERY. YOU BLEW IT UP
DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WANT A SECOND OPINION
YOUR ALSO LAZY
by Robert on Apr 24, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Balentein
not in Tacoma’s lineup tonight, must still be recovering.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers looks like shit
Wow he must have really been sick
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZOMBIE!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His eye bags have eye bags
He should be extra grumpy tonight
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky we have Sims.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
goddamn cunt Flyers someone will pay for this.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think you would be use to that by now.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if I don't see you first, sonny.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you know who said that?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
William Dafoe, as Klaus Daimler in The Life Aquatic
With Steve Zissou.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, old people in the 1920s
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you haven't lived.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just ask the cheeseburger lover.
Clearly he knows about experiencing life to the fullest. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pick...
a Je…Ha. I fooled you. I’m not gonna go there.
For real I pick Crosby. He deserves to die anyway
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blowers talking to Krueger
ahhh….my…..breain….itz…..aeaheji
by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is becoming my favorite part of the game:

by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if you closely into Kreuger's eyes
you can see Death himself.
by Matthew on Apr 24, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first I thought you were kidding
Then I tried it
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could describe his dating life
Wait, is Krueger married? And if so, why? How?
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a winning smile.
I would totally let him buy me dinner.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B...bu...b...but he won 11 games for the Mariners and had less losses than
Randy Johnson! Doesn’t that mean he’s good?!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Krueger gives lousy Powerpoint lectures
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would be very amused
at a slide that comes up and says “Roberts the Rabbit” with an equation or two.
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't tell which corresponds to this game
and which corresponds to last night.
by JI on Apr 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By July
Krueger’s Keys to the Game
-Try hard to win
-Losing is bad
-Just have fun out there
by Nick S on Apr 24, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
During his pitching career
Krueger’s Keys To The Game
- Don’t start me
- Use me for mop-up duty
- If I’m on the mound, Lou, you’re screwed
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:Saves for future photoshop opportunities.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod, please don't make me as angry as you did last time
because I was ready to punch a lot of Angels fans last time and I don’t want to be banned from LL
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Dodgers
:clap :clap :clap
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least you're not rooting for the Angels
that’s for people who go to UCLA
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed it is
I don’t know why, but there is a strong correlation between the two.
Also I started watching the Dodgers before I moved to SoCal, mostly because of Beltre back in like 99-00.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as I can tell
it’s SC-Dodgers-Lakers
and UCLA-Angels-Clippers
although a lot of UCLA ppl love the Lakers too
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You also forgot
UCLA-Ducks
USC-Kings
And possibly:
UCLA-Raiders
USC-Rams
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
it’s not our fault we have all those damn OC kids
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think anyone likes the Raiders
but I totally agree on the Ducks – UCLA loves them for some reason
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Giants.
:clap :clap :clap
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
by Goose on Apr 24, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.....
I blame Washburn for what just happened.
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 24, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave in midseason form
already forgetting who’s at the plate
by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAH!
There goes his one swing and miss… wasted…
by Fett42 on Apr 24, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOO
Jarrod Washburn!!!!!!!!!
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since we're about to See the M's on offense
thought it would be appropriate to pass on that Clement just hit #5 for Tacoma… 3-run shot.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, baseball is a fantastic sport
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Chad Billingsley
wasn’t he supposed to be good?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I certainly hope so
no more Loaiza please :(
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though on the one hand, that's an incredibly annoying way for you guys to get out of a jam
It was also pretty damn funny.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Gotta give him a chance to beat himself"
I don’t think that ever happens Dave
by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
O's Commentators
“These Seattle hitters will make them throw strikes”
by Slica on Apr 24, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just ordered that new pasta from Pizza Hut
Just awful. Tastes like cafeteria food.
Also, why do the Red Sox hate us so much, with Dice-K and Beckett being scratched back to back?!
by marinator on Apr 24, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could've told you that
just by the pictures.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A flu going around the Boston clubhouse I hear.
In any case, it DEFINITELY wasn’t a vermin-delivered retrovirus developed in the ideal conditions of Angel Stadium for the specific purpose of taking down Boston’s good players. So, you can rest easy on that score. Yeah. >_>;
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Apr 24, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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