4/23 Minor League Wrap-Up (BAD DOG! BAD! edition)

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 9:35 PM PDT Comment 71 comments

BAD SERVER! BAD!

A: South Bend 10, Wisconsin 2

Edward Paredes: 3.2 IP, 6 H, 8 ER, 2 walks, 5 K, wild pitch
Ryan Moorer: two outs, 3 H, 2 ER (HR), walk
Justin Souza: two outs
Keith Meyer: 1 IP, 1 H, 2 K, wild pitch
Bryan Harris: 1 IP, 1 H, K
Shawn Kelley: 1 IP, walk, K
Maximo Mendez (!!!): 2-4, triple, K
Ronald Garth: 2-4, double
Calvin Beamon: 1-4, RBI, 2 K
Juan Diaz: 2-4, double, R
Blake Ochoa: pinch RBI single

BAD T-RATS PITCHING! BAD!

A+: Lake Elsinore 6, High Desert 1

Anderson Garcia: one out, 4 H, 4 ER
Anthony Varvaro: 6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 2 walks, 6 K, 2 wild pitches, hit batter
Michael Wagner: two outs, K
Julio Santiago: 1 IP, 1 H, K
Jamie McOwen: 2-4
Carlos Triunfel: 2-4, SB
Carlos Peguero: 1-4, solo HR, K
Matt Mangini: 1-3, K

BAD ANDERSON GARCIA! BAD!

AA: West Tenn 8, Birmingham 4

Ryan Ketchner: 5 IP, 6 H, 3 ER (HR), walk, 5 K, wild pitch
Brodie Downs: 3 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 2 K, hit batter
Mumba Rivera: 1 IP, walk, K
Prentice Redman: 1-3, R, 2 RBI, walk
Shawn Garrett: 1-4, double, RBI
Jon Nelson: 2-4, double, R
Ronnie Prettyman: 2-3, 3 R, walk
Mike Wilson: 1-3, GRAND SLAM, walk, 2 K (THREE TRUE OUTCOMES BAD!)
Luis Valbuena: 2-2, triple, R, RBI, 2 walks

BAD RYAN KETCHNER! BAD!

(It's okay, I know he actually did okay and the DIAMOND JAXX won. He can't hear me anyway.)

AAA: BAD RAINIERS, TAKING A DAY OFF TO FLY TO TUCSON! BAD!

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Server < Sexson

by bamassippi on Apr 23, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Richie broke USSM's server for a while there.

by redwolf75 on Apr 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Things that broke my patience

Markakis shitting all over that 1st pitch from Hyphen
Daniel Cabrera = 0 walks
Vidro waving at a cankles-high strike three
Richie popping up the 1st, and last pitch he saw in the 9th

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the generous

strike zone had all the hitters out of sorts.

This team needs a RF that can hit something fierce….. Raul got on and my first thought was … pinch run Willie…... Crap!

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 23, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They had another Willie on the bench

Proving more that Cairo is a useless asset.

by Fin on Apr 23, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hear they have a mashing RF in Tacoma

Sadly, a) he has a bad bruise in his leg that still needs to heal up and b) the team isn’t too gung ho to call him up anyway.

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Almost every late inning I yelled at Willie "HEY CABRERA SUCKS AT THE STRIKE ZONE TAKE SOME PITCHES!"

The first inning I yelled that to him, he popped out on the first pitch in his next AB.

What the fuck is wrong with this stupid fucking retard fuck team.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It must be like when I play MVP '05

and I want take pitches so badly, I know I need to take pitches, but I can’t help myself and I swing as soon as the ball leaves the pitchers hand and play to god it’s a fastball I can pull. However, I have the game set on easy, and every single pitch is a cockball down the middle, so maybe that’s not the best apology.

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no gamethread = no game

tonights loss never happened.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 23, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

So....

How many more days til Felix day?

by joof on Apr 23, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the server is still in shock from last nights game thread.

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I still need to read through that

Allegedly, it was a heated one.

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There are going to be changes around here

by Jeff on Apr 23, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow, it must have been bad yesterday

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 23, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yikes

It must have been REALLY bad

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was...it's only a few people..but it jumps out of hand quickly.

I think we need a LL Utah Mining outing to thin out the heard.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, much of it was a lot like that

except neither funny nor clever.

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you hear about the heard*?

*herd

This site is slowly diminishing my ability to spell.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah. Some people do not comprehend that anything involving killing Jews or

anally raping JJ Putz might be a little over the line.

by redwolf75 on Apr 23, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ehh

if you go there it better be pretty fucking amusing

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hard to do. Well, I guess good jokes can be based around the former,

but I don’t see how the latter can be amusing.

by redwolf75 on Apr 23, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well now you've gone and spoiled my fanfic

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ah I read the thread

Yeah, that was too far. Do we really need direct anal rape references and antisemitism in a game thread? I would say not. If nothing else, it’s trying too hard and playing to shock value, which is silly.

And WTF was with the Ronald McDonald thing? Good lord.

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And WTF was with the Ronald McDonald thing?

I had trouble sleeping last night.

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by redwolf75 on Apr 23, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought we agreed

that this was never to be posted again.

shudder

by BrianL on Apr 23, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's okay as long as you are looking directly at it.

But blink or turn away, and it moves in for the kill

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I SAW IT I DID NOT NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously why?

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

KILL IT

FUCKING SERIOUSLY NOT FUCKING FUNNY

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't...stop...looking...at...it..

But seriously, I wonder what the fuck was going on inside the head of the guy who made it.

by redwolf75 on Apr 23, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That one night at the Ronald McDonald House?

by Robert on Apr 23, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

antisemitic jokes can be ok

antisemitic comments arent

by Robert on Apr 23, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LL Newbs ruining it for the veterans

I can start to see where McLaren has a point

by Robert on Apr 23, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So we've been through Warz!?

I’m Lieutenant Kentroyals5

I received purple hearts for the injuries I received upon hearing of the Vidro and Horam trades.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mass deportation of all new users to Camden Chat

We get.. uh, the guy with Omar in his signature?

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think jpeg poting privleges should be suspended

until you been a member for two months.

The same thing should apply to ethnic slurs and advocation of genocide.

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So... we can advocate genocide after we've been around two months then?

by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does being a member of USSM for almost a year count?

by Fin on Apr 23, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, LL comments>>>>>>USSM comments. We hold to a higher standard here.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

depends who you want killed

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I really strongly dislike Martians

them and people from Uranus. Fuck Uranus!

.....

by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've trolled LL since it was FJL

but I haven’t started interacting until recently.
I’ll tone down the jpegs, but I can’t get rid of them completely.

by Majic on Apr 24, 2008 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes you can

by Jeff on Apr 24, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It reminds me of the JJ rally cap commercial

where he advises you to use the rally cap wisely and not to go to it too early. Moderation is the key with JPEGs and GTE. Don’t strain to exercise either.

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

JJ would also like to urge restraint and moderation in anally raping him

ALCS and up only, plz

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Use the magical powers of the anal rape wisely

Right, Ichiro?
Bobblehead: [nods]
JJ: See? Ichi knows.

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

All I have to say is Thank God I haven't been in the gamethreads the next couple days

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 23, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the *last couple days

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 23, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't be so hard on yourself

I thought you would have made positive contributions to the gynecology sub-thread.

by JI on Apr 23, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It must have been scary bad if there are changes promised. We usually police ourselves fairly well around here, and stop it before it gets out of hand.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Apr 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I typed in lookoutlanding.com and my computer told me the server was taking a break.

I spent the next 5 hours going through withdrawal

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 23, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me too dude!

I was starting to go mad as the pregame show came on!

by Fin on Apr 23, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Was it down last night too?

I was busy playing Sims and missed the game thread. I didn’t notice it was down until this morning when it took an hour to load the front page, then took a shit when I tried tp read the comments.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Apr 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, SB Nation was toast until right after the 9th inning

by Gomez on Apr 24, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ouch.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Apr 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is a very perturbed Giant Silva in the postgame interview

Reporter: On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate your discomfort level right now.
Silva: I DON’T KNOW.
Reporter:

by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck the server...fuck management..fuck vidro with a hot dog.

GTE is on an infinite loop since there was no GT. FUCK INFINITE LOOPS!!!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm really pissed that Beltre got so unlucky

He absolutely dumped a seventy ton shit on that Sherrill pitch and I was convinced it was at least a double off the bat. Fuck that game. Good thing I didn’t watch most of it.

Also, I’m sure glad we didn’t sign Reed Johnson. Aren’t you, Bavasi? Know what? Fuck you, Bill, I’m voting for you again in the Worse GM poll.

by JLC on Apr 23, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs