4/23 Minor League Wrap-Up (BAD DOG! BAD! edition)
by Gomez on Apr 23, 2008 9:35 PM PDT
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A: South Bend 10, Wisconsin 2
Edward Paredes: 3.2 IP, 6 H, 8 ER, 2 walks, 5 K, wild pitch
Ryan Moorer: two outs, 3 H, 2 ER (HR), walk
Justin Souza: two outs
Keith Meyer: 1 IP, 1 H, 2 K, wild pitch
Bryan Harris: 1 IP, 1 H, K
Shawn Kelley: 1 IP, walk, K
Maximo Mendez (!!!): 2-4, triple, K
Ronald Garth: 2-4, double
Calvin Beamon: 1-4, RBI, 2 K
Juan Diaz: 2-4, double, R
Blake Ochoa: pinch RBI single
BAD T-RATS PITCHING! BAD!
A+: Lake Elsinore 6, High Desert 1
Anderson Garcia: one out, 4 H, 4 ER
Anthony Varvaro: 6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 2 walks, 6 K, 2 wild pitches, hit batter
Michael Wagner: two outs, K
Julio Santiago: 1 IP, 1 H, K
Jamie McOwen: 2-4
Carlos Triunfel: 2-4, SB
Carlos Peguero: 1-4, solo HR, K
Matt Mangini: 1-3, K
BAD ANDERSON GARCIA! BAD!
AA: West Tenn 8, Birmingham 4
Ryan Ketchner: 5 IP, 6 H, 3 ER (HR), walk, 5 K, wild pitch
Brodie Downs: 3 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 2 K, hit batter
Mumba Rivera: 1 IP, walk, K
Prentice Redman: 1-3, R, 2 RBI, walk
Shawn Garrett: 1-4, double, RBI
Jon Nelson: 2-4, double, R
Ronnie Prettyman: 2-3, 3 R, walk
Mike Wilson: 1-3, GRAND SLAM, walk, 2 K (THREE TRUE OUTCOMES BAD!)
Luis Valbuena: 2-2, triple, R, RBI, 2 walks
BAD RYAN KETCHNER! BAD!
(It's okay, I know he actually did okay and the DIAMOND JAXX won. He can't hear me anyway.)
AAA: BAD RAINIERS, TAKING A DAY OFF TO FLY TO TUCSON! BAD!
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Things that broke my patience
Markakis shitting all over that 1st pitch from Hyphen
Daniel Cabrera = 0 walks
Vidro waving at a cankles-high strike three
Richie popping up the 1st, and last pitch he saw in the 9th
I think the generous
strike zone had all the hitters out of sorts.
This team needs a RF that can hit something fierce….. Raul got on and my first thought was … pinch run Willie…... Crap!
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 23, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear they have a mashing RF in Tacoma
Sadly, a) he has a bad bruise in his leg that still needs to heal up and b) the team isn’t too gung ho to call him up anyway.
Almost every late inning I yelled at Willie "HEY CABRERA SUCKS AT THE STRIKE ZONE TAKE SOME PITCHES!"
The first inning I yelled that to him, he popped out on the first pitch in his next AB.
What the fuck is wrong with this stupid fucking retard fuck team.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be like when I play MVP '05
and I want take pitches so badly, I know I need to take pitches, but I can’t help myself and I swing as soon as the ball leaves the pitchers hand and play to god it’s a fastball I can pull. However, I have the game set on easy, and every single pitch is a cockball down the middle, so maybe that’s not the best apology.
no gamethread = no game
tonights loss never happened.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 23, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So has Jordin Sparks done those nude photos yet?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
There are going to be changes around here
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It was...it's only a few people..but it jumps out of hand quickly.
I think we need a LL Utah Mining outing to thin out the heard.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you hear about the heard*?
*herd
This site is slowly diminishing my ability to spell.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Some people do not comprehend that anything involving killing Jews or
anally raping JJ Putz might be a little over the line.
Hard to do. Well, I guess good jokes can be based around the former,
but I don’t see how the latter can be amusing.
Ah I read the thread
Yeah, that was too far. Do we really need direct anal rape references and antisemitism in a game thread? I would say not. If nothing else, it’s trying too hard and playing to shock value, which is silly.
And WTF was with the Ronald McDonald thing? Good lord.
I thought we agreed
that this was never to be posted again.
shudder
It's okay as long as you are looking directly at it.
But blink or turn away, and it moves in for the kill
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't...stop...looking...at...it..
But seriously, I wonder what the fuck was going on inside the head of the guy who made it.
So we've been through Warz!?
I’m Lieutenant Kentroyals5
I received purple hearts for the injuries I received upon hearing of the Vidro and Horam trades.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Mass deportation of all new users to Camden Chat
We get.. uh, the guy with Omar in his signature?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think jpeg poting privleges should be suspended
until you been a member for two months.
The same thing should apply to ethnic slurs and advocation of genocide.
So... we can advocate genocide after we've been around two months then?
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No, LL comments>>>>>>USSM comments. We hold to a higher standard here.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 23, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I really strongly dislike Martians
them and people from Uranus. Fuck Uranus!
.....
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I've trolled LL since it was FJL
but I haven’t started interacting until recently.
I’ll tone down the jpegs, but I can’t get rid of them completely.
It reminds me of the JJ rally cap commercial
where he advises you to use the rally cap wisely and not to go to it too early. Moderation is the key with JPEGs and GTE. Don’t strain to exercise either.
JJ would also like to urge restraint and moderation in anally raping him
ALCS and up only, plz
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 23, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
All I have to say is Thank God I haven't been in the gamethreads the next couple days
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Don't be so hard on yourself
I thought you would have made positive contributions to the gynecology sub-thread.
I typed in lookoutlanding.com and my computer told me the server was taking a break.
I spent the next 5 hours going through withdrawal
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 23, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it down last night too?
I was busy playing Sims and missed the game thread. I didn’t notice it was down until this morning when it took an hour to load the front page, then took a shit when I tried tp read the comments.
I like midgets more than I should.
That is a very perturbed Giant Silva in the postgame interview
Reporter: On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate your discomfort level right now.
Silva: I DON’T KNOW.
Reporter:
Fuck the server...fuck management..fuck vidro with a hot dog.
GTE is on an infinite loop since there was no GT. FUCK INFINITE LOOPS!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm really pissed that Beltre got so unlucky
He absolutely dumped a seventy ton shit on that Sherrill pitch and I was convinced it was at least a double off the bat. Fuck that game. Good thing I didn’t watch most of it.
Also, I’m sure glad we didn’t sign Reed Johnson. Aren’t you, Bavasi? Know what? Fuck you, Bill, I’m voting for you again in the Worse GM poll.
And Wlad is like a hemophilica
so he doesn’t work either…lets steel Reed Johnson…And every retarded Mariner fan will think Reed Johnson is Jeremy Reed.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 23, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre did make an awesome play in the top of the 9th
Its too bad his efforts go wasted by an M’s loss.
Is anyone else impressed with Morrow?
His change and slider seemed eons improved, and he finally dropped that horrible split. If he keeps this up, hitters won’t be able to sit on his fastball like they did last year.
Yes
Morrow looked good. Plus he was touching 97-98 on the Safeco gun too, which has to be a good sign.
by seattlebruin on Apr 23, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I was impressed with him too
The possibility that he could become a good major league starter is much better now. We’ll see if the M’s will ever give him the chance to develop into one though…
Yes, it was times like yesterday
when all of a sudden I didn’t feel horrible about how good Tim Lincecum is
by seattlebruin on Apr 24, 2008 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Back to minor league stuff.
Where did the designations “A”, “AA” and “AAA” originate? Why aren’t they called something else? Was the “A” originally for amateur or something?
I like midgets more than I should.
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