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any chance FSN will waive the rights

to all our Sims’ hat screen shots?

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The article was bad

But it’s not ‘Holy shit did he just go out of his way to call the best hitter of all time a non-’gamer’?’ bad.

by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but Woddy Paige writes for an actual fucking newspaper.

and say what you want about the gamer thing, at least its an ethos. The Paige article was just a page and a half of nosense, no point, barely a thesis, and a bunch of faux clever puns. at least the gamer article TRIED.

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I've watched a lot of ATH

I expected nothing less from Paige than straigjht nonsense with no clear meaning. I suppose it’s got a lot to do with my expectations of Paige’s writing.

Of course, I did expect much from Iggy and Papa Bear, either, but that just blew me away with stupidity.

by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The server is dieing.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good news for Voltron

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKK!!!

nasty slider

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God.

That took me forever to get in this thread.

by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKK

1 more innning from Felix hopefully

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix and Webb copying each other tonight.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, in case you're concerned about Felix's command tonight

he’s really sick. So that’ll do a number on your performance.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Webby does have a double, 2 RBI, and a run scored.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah, that was supposed to be in responce to Jordan.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUNS PLEASE!

kthxbye

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 straight goals

radio off, season over

by Nick S on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, dude

The Sharks are the last team I care about that are still in it

by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus christ

Guthrie has thrown 52 pitches you douchebags, take a goddam pitch.

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't Guthrie do this to us last year?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Coming up on FSN: the latest on Shaun Alexander's status with the Seahawks"

6 hours isn’t enough time to record a timely promo?

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck no no not a hit and run with Kenji

goddamn you dumb fucking manager

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Valle: "I like that"

That’s why you’re out of a job.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That Fucking asshole

When a right handed hitter is up there is man with dark hair probably in his 50’s who keeps on waving to the camera while talking on the phone. Its going to be the end of me. Does anyone know that guy?

by coasty141 on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeremy Guthrie doesn't look Mormon enough

I don’t know what this comment means but I’m absolutely certain about it.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elder Bednar.

No relation to Erik Bedard.

by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is very funny

Man it would suck to live in Utah.

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

There are plenty of mormon here in washington as well. They are nice people…just a little too nice, you think they might have some deep dark secret. (Having multiple wives doesn’t count).

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since the 19th century.

There are radical sects who do, but they are not in association with the 14 million worldwide membership group.

by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's called FLDS

Anyone here read Under the Banner of Heaven? Jon Krakauer work.

by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent book.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to

I’m working on a big term project based on Into Thin Air and the Everest tragedy. He’s an awesome writer, so I want to check that out next.

by Nick S on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I joke

Sorry its a stereotype I probably shouldn’t have brought up, I apologize.

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

I’d say it too if I wasn’t already informed that people can be offended. Mormon jokes are supreme.

by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easy now.

I’m Mormon, though I swear like a drunken sailor.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laugh.

But sometimes people don’t know the difference.

by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see

But, I do have to ask in seriousness, do you have to wear special underpants?

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am sorry

I just heard mitt romney wore magical underwear, and I wondered if that applied to all mormons.

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question 3:

How can I get my own planet?

by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To quote Jeff

subthread closed.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I wear garments.

They beat boxers.

The only thing really special about them are stitchings for reminders. It is not much different than people who wear crosses around their necks or WWJD bracelets.

(done with religion discussion due to TOS)

by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my coworkers is a mormon AND an eskimoe.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hits like?

“Lord forgive me for I drank caffeine”
“Oops I looked down her blouse”
“Let’s spread the love door to door”

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Earth Day

Mariner fans did their part by not driving to the game.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit Betancourt walked

DON’T BLOW THIS RARE OPPORTUNITY PLZ

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE WAS SAFE

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF??

that’s a Mormon play right there

by basebliman on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

IS YOU KIDDING!@

by moero on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's the score?

Gameday said it was 1-1, then 2-1 after nothing happened, and now it’s back to 1-1…

by ewakio on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit

Guthrie did get him.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When it's gonna be that close

And it’s a force out I’d go in standing up and hope I can stay on the bag, gives you a better chance than sliding there because he has to apply the tag after you beat him instead of just touching the bag, but whatever.

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt

Is a sexy rounded beast!

by Slica on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI FTW!!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HJGKDSFGJKHFGJKHGFKj!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

God damn Kenji is slow.

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!

Walk, the scored on error

Whoooooo

by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAD GOOD BASERUNNING

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

I love how genuinely surprised he was that Yuni was running through the stop sign.

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sims is just so awesome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, there's something about the brunette woman

in the Comcast commercial…she’s hot.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, she's alright, too.

But I like brunette’s more.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luke Scott and Felix both need to do something good for my fantasy team

Where’s the production, Luke?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I swear they were this big—aaand we’re back from our break,. Now the time to answer that Aflac trivia question.

by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

someone get a screengrab of JJ talking to that “Sherriff”

by Majic on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this shit

way to give it back

by basebliman on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they threw it back-nice

by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How fucking original.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bendy thing too.

Nothing Felix could do about that .

by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I take that back, it wasn't awful

but it should’ve been lower or more inside.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it wasn't a terrible pitch.

It coulda been out of the zone a bit more, but it certainly wasn’t a hanger

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could only just tip his cap

Felix is still having a good outing, he needs some fucking run support.

by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

since game one Betancourt’s throws have looked significantly better.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul tried

a Beltre dance.

by Majic on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe only 5 innings have gone by.

You’d think Tits was pitching

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

APPEAL!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see

Beltre, with two strikes, check his swing on a pitch that gets past the catcher. Catcher doesn’t make the appeal, Beltre does, ump says he swung, Beltre takes first. Then I forgive him for all his past appeals.

by Erasmus on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix @ 100 pitches

and I’ll bet he’s sent back out there for the 7th anyways…

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the M's take the lead, I doubt it

if they don’t, I imagine he’ll be sent back out there in the hopes of a quick 1-2-3.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw a black power sign

Fuck, Mexico City, 1968 again…

by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro is now 0 for 3

this thread can now go into a flood of Bonds Photoshops

by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quit hitting the ball in the air fatboy.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what pisses me off

If you’re going to send Felix out back out there @ 100 pitches, at least have someone ready to come in.

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I am going to boo Vidro next time I go to the game, which happens to be against our Hated Rivals, the San Diego Padres.

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhodes warming up.

Oh noes

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bad form, Jack

I thought they were deserved

by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jack?

and buh?

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Popper

probably beats Vidro to 1st, don’t ‘cha think?

Jack Perconte chokes me up.

by GothamMariner on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Popper and Vidro

Everytime Popper performs a virtuosic harmonica solo, Vidro digests a harmonica.

by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First!

wait….

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a good thing.

That movie hasn’t stood the test of time very well.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Now that I look at it all in context (or lack thereof) I see what you mean

by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a movie...

Hook… Robin Williams… Dustin Hoffman… Rufio

by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I have enough of these to make a

“The Douche Bags of Rally Fires” calendar.

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Roberts.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't have his stuff

gets squeezed, really sick…yet somehow Felix still has a good outing.

You’re awesome, King.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So who gets called up

If Wilkerson is out? Jimmerson, Sardinha, or Saunders?

by Malcontent1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wlad is bruised

he won’t be up for at least a couple weeks more

by Malcontent1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Wilkerson is DL'ed

I can see Wlad coming up to play every day.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would rule.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woot for felix

Please get that man a run and a beer.

by MsinDC on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hail Hail

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix gonna pitch the 8th?

Uhhhhhhh

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please god no....

110 pitches?! Would be nice to have Felix for the rest of the season and not ruin him this early

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, fuck you Millar.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Millar

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

juuuuuust a bit outside

by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i don’t think these links have worked since Google was a twinkle in Larry and Sergie’s eye.

by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does Felix have to do

to get some run support

and oh shit here comes Rhodes.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we're going to lose this

I’d rather Felix not get saddled with the L.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhodes in, game over.

Has a much different meaning than, Putz in, game over.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

I realize Rhodes is a veteran, meaning he is crippled and can’t pitch, but he hasn’t been so bad so far, should we be so harsh on him now, or should we wait until he does show his veteran crappyness.

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian fucktard Roberts

Seriously?

You might need more HGH to field the next grounder, doucheface.

by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Naw

27k+

Plus…
(kids still in school)
Weather sucks
And the weather sucks

by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, a classic.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should revise this.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Precisely.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morrow warming up

let’s double our fun

by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was gonna be another pussy hit.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Screw the Greeks

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was weird

Rhodes just followed a 93mph fastball with an 88mph fastball.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cutter?
2 seam?
Split?
Radar gun fixed?

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We needed that

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni says fuck it I'll do it myself.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Rhodes has performed in the past"

Clearly, we decide not to count the LCS as the past.

by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha

Sucky managing benefits us for a change

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Why is there only 1 rbi even though there are two runs?

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni scored on an error.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright

So maybe Rhodes no longer personifies doom….

by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Copy & Paste what I said earlier

To be fair, I realize Rhodes is a veteran, meaning he is crippled and can’t pitch, but he hasn’t been so bad so far, should we be so harsh on him now, or should we wait until he does show his veteran crappyness.

by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhh

the only reason he did well the last time out was because of a screaming line drive hit right to Beltre.

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

doesn’t really sound right does it?

by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhodes

Freakin heck, that was nice.

by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!

He’s BEEN THROUGH WARS!!!

by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rhodes woo?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, nice work arthur

is he wearing those magical earrings. Fuck you Omar Vizquel!

by MsinDC on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New from Olive Garden: 5th Meal.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's 4th meal.

But when you have the craving for something oily, undercooked, and utterly without flavor, only one thing will suffice…FIFTH MEAL.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll admit it

I’m beginning to think that Rhodes could be okay.

by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And fuck, he's looking just a

little better than EOF so far.

by redwolf75 on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh stuff it McKenna.

I’ve had a computer in my own room since I was ten.

by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

break up the rythm:

GET ON BASE

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!!!!

FUCK YEAH

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alrighty then,

If Guthrrie finishes this inning that will be 3 of the last 4 games tht the opposing starter has gone 8.0 innings.

by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz woo?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My Guess

Ichiro bunts.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he does that all the time

late with a runner on second.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was either Lou or Melvin

that used to get driven nuts by Ichiro bunting with a runner in scoring position…. then Dave Neihaus got on the bandwagon for it too.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHI...oh

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

....what

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BURN ICHIRO!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Sims refers to Adam Jones by first name

It’s like Adam’s a long gone boyfriend that Dave just can’t forget and get out of his head. Like, and I bet they had a song. Linger by The Cranberries. Yeah. Perfect.

by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Save us Raul.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We don't deserve to win this

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why?

I’ve never understood that particular phrase.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Save us King Awesome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please shit on a pitch, Beltre.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RED!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RED !!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims:"Red is here, pulling for his guy."

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RED!!

Sims gives a shoutout.

by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

watch him walk

and leave it up to Turbo.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, i'm trying to study

but i turn around to see the tv, and it’s Red with Giant Beltre head

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

That was a strike?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT A STRIKE

this ump is retarded

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch inside much?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shiz.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slampig ftw?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So

Beltre saw 6 balls that AB

by J_G on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh's.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait, that full count pitch that almost hit beltre

wasn’t a strike?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases are loaded! For....

....um, Vidro.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Any chance we can delay the game.

sign bonds and have him pinch hit

by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this sucks either way

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuck

Turbo…. yay..

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember what Vince Lombardi said:

If you lose, you’re out of the family.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

a wise manager would pinch hit here

by vkut79 on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Jose Vidro doesn't come through here

Every one of my posts from now on will have the subject line as “Sign Frank Thomas”

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it possible to walk

and lower the team’s WE?

by PDXTai on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SLAMPIG!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!!!

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBO!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wha???

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LL just exploded.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

suck it you orange fuckbirds

by don gato on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBO YEAH MY TV ISN'T BROKEN

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUGH BOY IS CLUTCH

SIGN FRANK THOMAS ANYWAY

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopes of Turbo being replaced-dashed

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously though

Why the fuck was Guthrie still pitching?

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because...

He said “I got him.” in refernce to Vidro a couple times… apparently.

by dkulich on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

If we are going to see J.J., we want to see him close it out in proper fashion.

by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you wrote "Mr. Spitty"

Ew.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vidro's unlikely hit

destroyed LL for me.

by Majic on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...Why?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

This is weird even for LL

by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never post this again.

Ronald McDonald scares the shit out of me.

by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG....

creepy as shit.

by PLU Tim on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I set it as my desktop.

It’s so I have a constant reminder that Jesus died for my sins.

by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs