4/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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Just when the new thread was opened.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The article was bad
But it’s not ‘Holy shit did he just go out of his way to call the best hitter of all time a non-’gamer’?’ bad.
Yeah, but Woddy Paige writes for an actual fucking newspaper.
and say what you want about the gamer thing, at least its an ethos. The Paige article was just a page and a half of nosense, no point, barely a thesis, and a bunch of faux clever puns. at least the gamer article TRIED.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I've watched a lot of ATH
I expected nothing less from Paige than straigjht nonsense with no clear meaning. I suppose it’s got a lot to do with my expectations of Paige’s writing.
Of course, I did expect much from Iggy and Papa Bear, either, but that just blew me away with stupidity.
The server is dieing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Good news for Voltron
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
The two things alive I want dead in that pic
Valle and Sims’ hat.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Tonight on a very special "What's Happening!!!": Rerun helps a plane do an emergency landing
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
I like Sims' hat.
I have a similar one I wear to gigs.
KKKKKK!!!
nasty slider
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Felix and Webb copying each other tonight.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
By the way, in case you're concerned about Felix's command tonight
he’s really sick. So that’ll do a number on your performance.
Webby does have a double, 2 RBI, and a run scored.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Bah, that was supposed to be in responce to Jordan.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
RUNS PLEASE!
kthxbye
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Jesus christ
Guthrie has thrown 52 pitches you douchebags, take a goddam pitch.
Didn't Guthrie do this to us last year?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"Coming up on FSN: the latest on Shaun Alexander's status with the Seahawks"
6 hours isn’t enough time to record a timely promo?
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
Valle: "I like that"
That’s why you’re out of a job.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
That Fucking asshole
When a right handed hitter is up there is man with dark hair probably in his 50’s who keeps on waving to the camera while talking on the phone. Its going to be the end of me. Does anyone know that guy?
Jeremy Guthrie doesn't look Mormon enough
I don’t know what this comment means but I’m absolutely certain about it.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I found this by typing "perfect mormon" into Google's image search.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok
There are plenty of mormon here in washington as well. They are nice people…just a little too nice, you think they might have some deep dark secret. (Having multiple wives doesn’t count).
Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since the 19th century.
There are radical sects who do, but they are not in association with the 14 million worldwide membership group.
Excellent book.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries
I’d say it too if I wasn’t already informed that people can be offended. Mormon jokes are supreme.
I am sorry
I just heard mitt romney wore magical underwear, and I wondered if that applied to all mormons.
Yes, I wear garments.
They beat boxers.
The only thing really special about them are stitchings for reminders. It is not much different than people who wear crosses around their necks or WWJD bracelets.
(done with religion discussion due to TOS)
One of my coworkers is a mormon AND an eskimoe.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Hits like?
“Lord forgive me for I drank caffeine”
“Oops I looked down her blouse”
“Let’s spread the love door to door”
HE WAS SAFE
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
What's the score?
Gameday said it was 1-1, then 2-1 after nothing happened, and now it’s back to 1-1…
It looked like he had him beat if he runs it out
the slide slowed him down
So you are suggesting to run through the bag at third?
Try it and let me know how that works out
When it's gonna be that close
And it’s a force out I’d go in standing up and hope I can stay on the bag, gives you a better chance than sliding there because he has to apply the tag after you beat him instead of just touching the bag, but whatever.
Pillow Vs. Pillow?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Oh shit!!!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUNI FTW!!!!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
HJGKDSFGJKHFGJKHGFKj!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
HAHAHA FUCK YES YUNI I LOVE YOU
HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
Sam: ::gets up to show the stop sign::
Felix: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Sims is just so awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Man, there's something about the brunette woman
in the Comcast commercial…she’s hot.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
I like the blonde who is a "VIP".
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, she's alright, too.
But I like brunette’s more.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
she has quite a forehead.
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and not get his ass thrown out?
I would think not.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how Sims isn't solely a baseball guy
it brings an otherwise unique perspective to the broadcast.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Luke Scott and Felix both need to do something good for my fantasy team
Where’s the production, Luke?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
It wasn't THAT great a pitch
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
FUCK.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
How fucking original.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
...
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I take that back, it wasn't awful
but it should’ve been lower or more inside.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You could cry about it on top of your piles and piles of money next to your harem of beautiful women
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I regret that Coach / Corco isn't here for this sub-thread.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it wasn't a terrible pitch.
It coulda been out of the zone a bit more, but it certainly wasn’t a hanger
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
He could only just tip his cap
Felix is still having a good outing, he needs some fucking run support.
You know
since game one Betancourt’s throws have looked significantly better.
I can't believe only 5 innings have gone by.
You’d think Tits was pitching
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
APPEAL!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I want to see
Beltre, with two strikes, check his swing on a pitch that gets past the catcher. Catcher doesn’t make the appeal, Beltre does, ump says he swung, Beltre takes first. Then I forgive him for all his past appeals.
Felix @ 100 pitches
and I’ll bet he’s sent back out there for the 7th anyways…
That will greatly upset me if true.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
If the M's take the lead, I doubt it
if they don’t, I imagine he’ll be sent back out there in the hopes of a quick 1-2-3.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You're gonna have to do better than that to keep your job, Turbo
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Quit hitting the ball in the air fatboy.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
This is what pisses me off
If you’re going to send Felix out back out there @ 100 pitches, at least have someone ready to come in.
Edgar -> Poor man's Edgar -> Dumpster Diving Edger -> Vidro
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rhodes warming up.
Oh noes
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Putz is back
He’s active for this game. Bedard still out, possibly back for game 3 of the series but who knows
She's gonna go look for a husband.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That song has the most clever and self-referential lyrics in history.
And a guy worth 2 Vidros wrote it.
Popper
probably beats Vidro to 1st, don’t ‘cha think?
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
by GothamMariner on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a good thing.
That movie hasn’t stood the test of time very well.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Its a movie...
Hook… Robin Williams… Dustin Hoffman… Rufio
I think I have enough of these to make a
“The Douche Bags of Rally Fires” calendar.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, Roberts.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Sit your non-ranging-to-your-left ass down
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I ♥ Felix.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Doesn't have his stuff
gets squeezed, really sick…yet somehow Felix still has a good outing.
You’re awesome, King.
So who gets called up
If Wilkerson is out? Jimmerson, Sardinha, or Saunders?
Jimerson was DFA'd.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he clear waivers?
I know not.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he is, but dropped from the 40-man
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Wlad is bruised
he won’t be up for at least a couple weeks more
Better than Wilk with Wilk
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
If Wilkerson is DL'ed
I can see Wlad coming up to play every day.
That would rule.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
woot for felix
Please get that man a run and a beer.
And hopefully several more rounds after that
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix gonna pitch the 8th?
Uhhhhhhh
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Please god no....
110 pitches?! Would be nice to have Felix for the rest of the season and not ruin him this early
Again, fuck you Millar.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
What does Felix have to do
to get some run support
and oh shit here comes Rhodes.
If we're going to lose this
I’d rather Felix not get saddled with the L.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rhodes in, game over.
Has a much different meaning than, Putz in, game over.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
I realize Rhodes is a veteran, meaning he is crippled and can’t pitch, but he hasn’t been so bad so far, should we be so harsh on him now, or should we wait until he does show his veteran crappyness.
Plus it's as cold as a fucking bastard here right now.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
No it leads to children.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Ah, a classic.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Someone should revise this.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Precisely.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not a good time for pussy hits
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I thought that was gonna be another pussy hit.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
I'm hoping you're BSing
because with gameday being behind, I can’t tell.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
These pitches do not look like 93 mph.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
"When the money is on the line Arthur Rhodes has preformed well in the past"
There are so many things wrong with this statement.
Awesome.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yuni says fuck it I'll do it myself.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Ha ha
Sucky managing benefits us for a change
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Yuni scored on an error.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright
So maybe Rhodes no longer personifies doom….
Copy & Paste what I said earlier
To be fair, I realize Rhodes is a veteran, meaning he is crippled and can’t pitch, but he hasn’t been so bad so far, should we be so harsh on him now, or should we wait until he does show his veteran crappyness.
I'm just so used to his past, and a bias against old guys coming back from major surgery
But he’s been pretty solid so far.
Rhodes woo?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Wow, nice work arthur
is he wearing those magical earrings. Fuck you Omar Vizquel!
New from Olive Garden: 5th Meal.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
That's 4th meal.
But when you have the craving for something oily, undercooked, and utterly without flavor, only one thing will suffice…FIFTH MEAL.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The girl in the Chevy commercial has a great ass.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
This would be more funny sans punctuation plus typos
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
to an extent
you don’t wanna to OD on Corco
it’s a very fine line
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh stuff it McKenna.
I’ve had a computer in my own room since I was ten.
break up the rythm:
GET ON BASE
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
YUNI!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
YUNI!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Alrighty then,
If Guthrrie finishes this inning that will be 3 of the last 4 games tht the opposing starter has gone 8.0 innings.
Putz woo?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
My Guess
Ichiro bunts.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Is it just me or does Guthrie look like the long lost Carradine brother?
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
Don't tell me that was a sac bunt attempt
from Ichiro.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
he does that all the time
late with a runner on second.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather him try the power swing.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it was either Lou or Melvin
that used to get driven nuts by Ichiro bunting with a runner in scoring position…. then Dave Neihaus got on the bandwagon for it too.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucky fucky fucky fucky fuck fuck!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
....what
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
BURN ICHIRO!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Dave Sims refers to Adam Jones by first name
It’s like Adam’s a long gone boyfriend that Dave just can’t forget and get out of his head. Like, and I bet they had a song. Linger by The Cranberries. Yeah. Perfect.
Are the O's bringing in John Parrish on our ass?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Fuck.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Save us Raul.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Kazmir.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah dude, thats Puff Daddy...
Whats a Kashmir?
why?
I’ve never understood that particular phrase.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Save us King Awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
However Bonds' bad chemistry would distract Raul into a K
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Please shit on a pitch, Beltre.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
RED !!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Sims:"Red is here, pulling for his guy."
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
watch him walk
and leave it up to Turbo.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Ugh.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, i'm trying to study
but i turn around to see the tv, and it’s Red with Giant Beltre head
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Huh.
That was a strike?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Mr. Tracer is an infinitely better name than Joe's Tracer
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Oh shiz.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Slampig ftw?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh's.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I didn't mean personally
I personally want Vidro run out of fucking town, I was talking about the front office.
wait, that full count pitch that almost hit beltre
wasn’t a strike?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Well this sucks either way
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Fuuuuuck
Turbo…. yay..
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Remember what Vince Lombardi said:
If you lose, you’re out of the family.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Who do we have that is capable?
Norton, I guess.
If Jose Vidro doesn't come through here
Every one of my posts from now on will have the subject line as “Sign Frank Thomas”
SLAMPIG!!!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
TURBO!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
LL just exploded.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Professional hitter at work.
Still want a better DH.
Hopes of Turbo being replaced-dashed
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Seriously though
Why the fuck was Guthrie still pitching?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
Because...
He said “I got him.” in refernce to Vidro a couple times… apparently.
I thought you wrote "Mr. Spitty"
Ew.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Never post this again.
Ronald McDonald scares the shit out of me.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Who the fuck knows what anyone is anymore
I’m not even sure what I am. I know I’m 1/64th gypsy
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm 2/15ths American Indian.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't watch The Office.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
PUTZ IN!
GAME OVER!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I liked it better when you had to do a bunch of HTML bullshit
it kept the n00bs at bay.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who's a little bit scared right now?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Oh yeah Sims, the place sure is rocking.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Feck.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
......
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
As Charton Jimerson rots
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
The classic JJ Putz strategy
Give them hope that you may take it away.
Yeah that was pretty lucky..
good sort of throw the bat out there and guess the timing hitting.
What the fuck, man?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
GTE to the MAX!!!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
I didn't think I'd have to come up with game thread TOS, but alas...
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Use the banhammer.
A comment like that earns the offender a week away from LL.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 22, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That split didn't look like it a ton of bite on it
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
K! FUCK YOU JONES!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
K!
Fastball’s OK though
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Overmatched
1 Out!
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Sit down AJ.
That’s why you’re not here anymore. And Ibanez running around is the reason we wish you were.
Gotta love when the "new comments" popup
Takes up the whole screen
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Was that the splitter?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
K!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I ♥ JJ
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Hernandez doesn't even get the home version of the game
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
lol Jay Payton
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
I SAY AGAIN
GIVE THEM HOPE SO THAT HE MIGHT SNATCH THAT SHIT AWAY
Man, JJ is on a fucking mission.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
It's time for the splitty.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
A bit too rapey
even for LL
let’s stick to Felix sex and child molesting jokes PLZ
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I sometimes have difficulty expressing my self in the written word.
Pictures, sometimes, are a superior medium.
Well everyone in the world knows its going to be a splitter..
blow him away please.
HE'S BACK!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
PUTZ WOO!!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING EPIC
GOD I MISSED YOU JJ
PUTZ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Order’s been restored in the Pacific Northwest!”
FUCK YES
PUTZ IS BACK AND KDgsdgjlsanasgASDGMDSAGKLMASDKGMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN WIN WIN
I wish JJ was just a giant soul patch on the mound.
But still as dominant.
OK, now please send down Morrow when Bedard gets back
Corcoran can stay, and Morrow needs to BE A STARTER!!
Here is a preview:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by seattlesundevil on Apr 22, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Krueger: No more mentions of "baseball gods" until you lose the Brylcreem
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
Oh man
I can’t believe how this game turned out, considering how it started. Felix ended up having an awesome day despite two shitty innings, and PUTZ IS HIMSELF AGAIN AND THEN SOME!
This is great news, I have high hopes for sweeping this series.
The Orioles analysts are trying to justify Guthrie staying in to face Vidro
Aww… It’s so cute to watch them try
That was one awful decision
Why didn’t they just go to Walker to face Ibanez?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh? IBB? No?by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions
I’m fucking brilliant.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidor sucks against eveeryone
so I don’t see how it matters.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The entire team should pull a prank on JJ for this
Like anal rape in the shower or something harmless like that.
Game threads are going to lose their freedom of speech privileges
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
None of my rules apply to me except the politics/religion one
but sweet Jesus things lately have just been really over the line.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
How about
1. Use some common fucking sense.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
If you feel the need to cross the line
make sure it’s A) amusing, and B) done in moderation
otherwise don’t
Use your common sense, like Goose said
if you’re saying something for the sole purpose of getting a reaction, don’t say it. The beauty of GTE was that it just came out.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Picard sure has been making alot of appearances on LL this season.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Even if I wanted to I can't go back in time and have a more Trekkie childhood
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You could if you slingshotted around the sun!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
The order is
Picard > Kirk > Janeway > Sisko
I'm thinking Sens blog
That’d be way more cheery!
...
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people are born to hurt others
Others are born to hur themselves.
Know your role.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Picard is still the greatest
Sisko is still the worst.
I'm gonna get slammed for this but
Kirk>>Picard>>Sisko>>Archer>>Janeway
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
The Ronald McDonald chicken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archer
I refuse to believe that show happened.
Season 4 was excellent.
Enterprise was following the same formula as it’s predessecors by getting really good around season 4.
Then they cancelled it because the real hardcore living in their mothers basement trekkies couldn’t handle a few fucking continutity errors.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Wrong
Season 4 was what Enterprise was supposed to be initally. The backstory of the forming of the Federation.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
...really? What did it do to the franchise?
This is what I don’t get. People act like the show killed Star Trek. Last I checked, they’re still making another movie(it remains to be seen if it will suck as much as Insurrection), Star Trek is still insanely popular, and it’s still got arguably the biggest fanbase in tv history.
Really, what did Enterprise do to that franchise. Enlighten me.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
It was one of the lowest rated shows on tv, if not the lowest rated
And no it didn’t kill it in a technical sense, it just killed everything that was supposed to be decent and good about it. It was soul-suckingly bad.
by JI on Apr 23, 2008 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what the whole show was supposed to be
but it wasn’t, it was about staring at some ugly chick in a cat suit and listening to Scott Bakula whine.
There was no plan, no story line, and no stories that hadn’t been done before.
I recommend this site it’s hilarious and is almost 100% right about everything that was wrong with the show.
Star Trek bringing in chicks to boost ratings is nothing new.
And Scott Bakula is awesome.(Quantum Leap is one of my favorite shows of all time) Yeah his character was a little bit of a pansy in the first two seasons, but that changed in a hurry in season 3.
Besides, can’t we agree that the mirror universe episodes in season 4 were awesome, and they should of made a series out of that instead?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Are you kidding?
His character got worse and worse as the show wore on. he was a loud mouth ill informed moron asshole. Pretty much the worst type of person—let alone a character that was supposed to be revered.
Sure the were a handful of good episodes but the main reason the show sucked was bad writing: reused plots, reset button plots, zero character continuity, and complete character assassination (the characters are complete idiots: 100% incompetent). On top of that, it wasn’t a good trainwreck, it told boring stories and had mundane action sequences.
by JI on Apr 23, 2008 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
And I've never been interested in the orginial
so I could give a shit about continuity errors. It was just a suck ass lame horribly written, planned, and acted show.
Oh, so you're one of those
“OMG ENTERPRISE IS THE SUXORS BECAUSE THE TITLE DIDN’T HAVE THE WORD STAR TREK IN IT FOR THE FIRST TWO SEASONS!” people then?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
No, it was just a poorly written
and executed show.
Yes.
Kirk may have beat the Kobiashimaru, Picard may have come back from the Borg, but Sisko became a god.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Patrick Stewart is the man.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I don't watch the show and I still love that scene
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrick Stewart is pretty damn awesome
Star Trek aside.
I've seen it all. Yes.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Humorous misspellings gave us the timeless "fucking the man"
I encourage any and all humorous misspellings.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding. What the fuck is wrong with all you people lately?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
These are the keys to the fucking game?
Why must the TV crew insist on making fans functionally retarded?
Hopefully Mark Lowe'd is not the kids' new euphenism for...
scroll up.
by hcoguy on Apr 22, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I'm gonna have to moderate these damn things
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2008 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
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