4/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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anyone else having a super lag time loading this site today?
by basebliman on Apr 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just when the new thread was opened.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
any chance FSN will waive the rights
to all our Sims’ hat screen shots?
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The article was bad
But it’s not ‘Holy shit did he just go out of his way to call the best hitter of all time a non-’gamer’?’ bad.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but Woddy Paige writes for an actual fucking newspaper.
and say what you want about the gamer thing, at least its an ethos. The Paige article was just a page and a half of nosense, no point, barely a thesis, and a bunch of faux clever puns. at least the gamer article TRIED.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I've watched a lot of ATH
I expected nothing less from Paige than straigjht nonsense with no clear meaning. I suppose it’s got a lot to do with my expectations of Paige’s writing.
Of course, I did expect much from Iggy and Papa Bear, either, but that just blew me away with stupidity.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The server is dieing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good news for Voltron
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The two things alive I want dead in that pic
Valle and Sims’ hat.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tonight on a very special "What's Happening!!!": Rerun helps a plane do an emergency landing
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Sims' hat.
I have a similar one I wear to gigs.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, the techies are looking into the lag issue
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's fine for me now
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKK!!!
nasty slider
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God.
That took me forever to get in this thread.
by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKK
1 more innning from Felix hopefully
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix and Webb copying each other tonight.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, in case you're concerned about Felix's command tonight
he’s really sick. So that’ll do a number on your performance.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that would explain the mclaren visit over Mel
by basebliman on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webby does have a double, 2 RBI, and a run scored.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah, that was supposed to be in responce to Jordan.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUNS PLEASE!
kthxbye
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My god does Mike Keenan loves changing goalies
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4 straight goals
radio off, season over
by Nick S on Apr 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, dude
The Sharks are the last team I care about that are still in it
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus christ
Guthrie has thrown 52 pitches you douchebags, take a goddam pitch.
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Guthrie do this to us last year?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Coming up on FSN: the latest on Shaun Alexander's status with the Seahawks"
6 hours isn’t enough time to record a timely promo?
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck no no not a hit and run with Kenji
goddamn you dumb fucking manager
by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Valle: "I like that"
That’s why you’re out of a job.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That Fucking asshole
When a right handed hitter is up there is man with dark hair probably in his 50’s who keeps on waving to the camera while talking on the phone. Its going to be the end of me. Does anyone know that guy?
by coasty141 on Apr 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Guthrie doesn't look Mormon enough
I don’t know what this comment means but I’m absolutely certain about it.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elder Bednar.
No relation to Erik Bedard.
by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found this by typing "perfect mormon" into Google's image search.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is very funny
Man it would suck to live in Utah.
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ok
There are plenty of mormon here in washington as well. They are nice people…just a little too nice, you think they might have some deep dark secret. (Having multiple wives doesn’t count).
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since the 19th century.
There are radical sects who do, but they are not in association with the 14 million worldwide membership group.
by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's called FLDS
Anyone here read Under the Banner of Heaven? Jon Krakauer work.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent book.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I joke
Sorry its a stereotype I probably shouldn’t have brought up, I apologize.
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries
I’d say it too if I wasn’t already informed that people can be offended. Mormon jokes are supreme.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laugh.
But sometimes people don’t know the difference.
by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see
But, I do have to ask in seriousness, do you have to wear special underpants?
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is this everyone's second question?
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sorry
I just heard mitt romney wore magical underwear, and I wondered if that applied to all mormons.
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question 3:
How can I get my own planet?
by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I wear garments.
They beat boxers.
The only thing really special about them are stitchings for reminders. It is not much different than people who wear crosses around their necks or WWJD bracelets.
(done with religion discussion due to TOS)
by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my coworkers is a mormon AND an eskimoe.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hits like?
“Lord forgive me for I drank caffeine”
“Oops I looked down her blouse”
“Let’s spread the love door to door”
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Earth Day
Mariner fans did their part by not driving to the game.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Betancourt walked
DON’T BLOW THIS RARE OPPORTUNITY PLZ
by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE WAS SAFE
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF??
that’s a Mormon play right there
by basebliman on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the score?
Gameday said it was 1-1, then 2-1 after nothing happened, and now it’s back to 1-1…
by ewakio on Apr 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It looked like he had him beat if he runs it out
the slide slowed him down
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you are suggesting to run through the bag at third?
Try it and let me know how that works out
by coasty141 on Apr 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When it's gonna be that close
And it’s a force out I’d go in standing up and hope I can stay on the bag, gives you a better chance than sliding there because he has to apply the tag after you beat him instead of just touching the bag, but whatever.
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pillow Vs. Pillow?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAAHAHHA and he blew it!
Yuni ran the stop sign!!
by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YUNI FTW!!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HJGKDSFGJKHFGJKHGFKj!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
God damn Kenji is slow.
OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YUNI!
Walk, the scored on error
Whoooooo
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE RAN THROUGH THE STOP SIGN! AND SCORED!! HO HO!!
Oh Sims, you slay me.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA FUCK YES YUNI I LOVE YOU
HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
by Fett42 on Apr 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sam: ::gets up to show the stop sign::
Felix: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he's right
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks.
But give EnglishMariner a call.
by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims is just so awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, there's something about the brunette woman
in the Comcast commercial…she’s hot.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the blonde who is a "VIP".
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, she's alright, too.
But I like brunette’s more.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she has quite a forehead.
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Sims has ever seen someone run through a stop sign before
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and not get his ass thrown out?
I would think not.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how Sims isn't solely a baseball guy
it brings an otherwise unique perspective to the broadcast.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luke Scott and Felix both need to do something good for my fantasy team
Where’s the production, Luke?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a third straight failure for
...the baseball ninja
by Nick S on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude, I swear they were this big—aaand we’re back from our break,. Now the time to answer that Aflac trivia question.
by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't THAT great a pitch
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
someone get a screengrab of JJ talking to that “Sherriff”
by Majic on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are two Sheriff's in the Mariner bullpen
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i lol'd
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How fucking original.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
unless the Orioles score again...
it’s gonna be a long night folks
by basebliman on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bendy thing too.
Nothing Felix could do about that .
by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I take that back, it wasn't awful
but it should’ve been lower or more inside.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty damn sure that there are doctors who make a lucrative living proving you wrong
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have a hard time not considering my work to be a god damn shame
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could cry about it on top of your piles and piles of money next to your harem of beautiful women
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'd never have to worry about being tempted to sleep with my patients
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
My attorneys have advised me not to make any comments at this time
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I regret that Coach / Corco isn't here for this sub-thread.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it wasn't a terrible pitch.
It coulda been out of the zone a bit more, but it certainly wasn’t a hanger
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could only just tip his cap
Felix is still having a good outing, he needs some fucking run support.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know
since game one Betancourt’s throws have looked significantly better.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe only 5 innings have gone by.
You’d think Tits was pitching
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
APPEAL!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see
Beltre, with two strikes, check his swing on a pitch that gets past the catcher. Catcher doesn’t make the appeal, Beltre does, ump says he swung, Beltre takes first. Then I forgive him for all his past appeals.
by Erasmus on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix @ 100 pitches
and I’ll bet he’s sent back out there for the 7th anyways…
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That will greatly upset me if true.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the M's take the lead, I doubt it
if they don’t, I imagine he’ll be sent back out there in the hopes of a quick 1-2-3.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't Guthrie know he needs to throw low and away to get KA to swing?
by TrashiDawa on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just saw a black power sign
Fuck, Mexico City, 1968 again…
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is now 0 for 3
this thread can now go into a flood of Bonds Photoshops
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're gonna have to do better than that to keep your job, Turbo
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quit hitting the ball in the air fatboy.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what pisses me off
If you’re going to send Felix out back out there @ 100 pitches, at least have someone ready to come in.
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but we got a big redhead that everyone loves.
Just sitting there tonight.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a league of her own
Cactus League, to be exact.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE NOT A POWER HITTER
YOU ARE A BAD HITTER
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank Thomas, anyone?
vidro = very poor man’s edgar
by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bizarro Edgar
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro, in no way, equals any part of Edgar even remotely
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not funny >:(
I love Edgar
I [enter antonym for love] Vidro.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar -> Poor man's Edgar -> Dumpster Diving Edger -> Vidro
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rhodes warming up.
Oh noes
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Putz is back
He’s active for this game. Bedard still out, possibly back for game 3 of the series but who knows
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a matter of fact, he's probably for Thursday
Not getting hopeful, but at least it’s there.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is she going to do in Iraq
by Fett42 on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's gonna go look for a husband.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad form, Jack
I thought they were deserved
by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That song has the most clever and self-referential lyrics in history.
And a guy worth 2 Vidros wrote it.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Popper
probably beats Vidro to 1st, don’t ‘cha think?
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
by GothamMariner on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Popper and Vidro
Everytime Popper performs a virtuosic harmonica solo, Vidro digests a harmonica.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a good thing.
That movie hasn’t stood the test of time very well.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a movie...
Hook… Robin Williams… Dustin Hoffman… Rufio
by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I have enough of these to make a
“The Douche Bags of Rally Fires” calendar.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hung out with Weaver on 4.20
Still recovering.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix beats Chuck Norris
He kills cockroaches.
by Slica on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Roberts.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit your non-ranging-to-your-left ass down
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Squinty is ready to punt this game away
Rhodes?
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I ♥ Felix.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't have his stuff
gets squeezed, really sick…yet somehow Felix still has a good outing.
You’re awesome, King.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck did Felix get through 7 innings?
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow did Felix recover from innings 1-2 in amazing form
by Fett42 on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So who gets called up
If Wilkerson is out? Jimmerson, Sardinha, or Saunders?
by Malcontent1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimerson was DFA'd.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he clear waivers?
I know not.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is, but dropped from the 40-man
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jimerson's in Tacoma. He's still availible (although it isn't happening).
by redwolf75 on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re-signed him to a Minor League deal.
He’s back in Tacoma.
by krb on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wlad is bruised
he won’t be up for at least a couple weeks more
by Malcontent1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reed is slugging .379
Wilk with D?
by Malcontent1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than Wilk with Wilk
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Wilkerson is DL'ed
I can see Wlad coming up to play every day.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would rule.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woot for felix
Please get that man a run and a beer.
by MsinDC on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so happy that I have a reason to watch the next round
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And hopefully several more rounds after that
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I start thinking like that I'll just have my heart broken again
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just give yourself time to heal, Jeff
Don’t worry. You’ll get your groove back in no time.
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix gonna pitch the 8th?
Uhhhhhhh
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please god no....
110 pitches?! Would be nice to have Felix for the rest of the season and not ruin him this early
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, fuck you Millar.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Millar
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i don’t think these links have worked since Google was a twinkle in Larry and Sergie’s eye.
by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does Felix have to do
to get some run support
and oh shit here comes Rhodes.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we're going to lose this
I’d rather Felix not get saddled with the L.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes in, game over.
Has a much different meaning than, Putz in, game over.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
I realize Rhodes is a veteran, meaning he is crippled and can’t pitch, but he hasn’t been so bad so far, should we be so harsh on him now, or should we wait until he does show his veteran crappyness.
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian fucktard Roberts
Seriously?
You might need more HGH to field the next grounder, doucheface.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
M's have scored 15 runs in the 37.2 innings Felix has pitched
by Fett42 on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's utterly reprehensible
And unforgivable.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is attendance sucking this year or at least tonight?
i hope not
by MsinDC on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus it's as cold as a fucking bastard here right now.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And our only home series have been Texas, KC, LAnaheim (which was pretty well attended)
and Baltimore tonight
by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget about American Idol!
:D
:o
:(
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that people are going to be talking about the trash at work tomorrow
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your coworkers sound like tools
My apologies
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it leads to children.
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that would lead to prison
and/or an appearance on “To Catch a Predator”
by ningwers on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw
Plus…
(kids still in school)
Weather sucks
And the weather sucks
by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, a classic.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should revise this.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Precisely.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow warming up
let’s double our fun
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not a good time for pussy hits
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was gonna be another pussy hit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw the Greeks
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, bring Morrow in after the bases are loaded.
by Happybelly on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping you're BSing
because with gameday being behind, I can’t tell.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These pitches do not look like 93 mph.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"When the money is on the line Arthur Rhodes has preformed well in the past"
There are so many things wrong with this statement.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was weird
Rhodes just followed a 93mph fastball with an 88mph fastball.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We needed that
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni says fuck it I'll do it myself.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Rhodes has performed in the past"
Clearly, we decide not to count the LCS as the past.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
Sucky managing benefits us for a change
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait
Why is there only 1 rbi even though there are two runs?
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni scored on an error.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright
So maybe Rhodes no longer personifies doom….
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Copy & Paste what I said earlier
To be fair, I realize Rhodes is a veteran, meaning he is crippled and can’t pitch, but he hasn’t been so bad so far, should we be so harsh on him now, or should we wait until he does show his veteran crappyness.
by Fin on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just so used to his past, and a bias against old guys coming back from major surgery
But he’s been pretty solid so far.
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
doesn’t really sound right does it?
by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes woo?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes hasn't been bad this year...so far
But, he looks pretty good.
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, nice work arthur
is he wearing those magical earrings. Fuck you Omar Vizquel!
by MsinDC on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New from Olive Garden: 5th Meal.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's 4th meal.
But when you have the craving for something oily, undercooked, and utterly without flavor, only one thing will suffice…FIFTH MEAL.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit it
I’m beginning to think that Rhodes could be okay.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And fuck, he's looking just a
little better than EOF so far.
by redwolf75 on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The girl in the Chevy commercial has a great ass.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to eat pancakes off it
Then lick all the syrup off.
Hoooooooo baby
by cwel87 on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would be more funny sans punctuation plus typos
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to an extent
you don’t wanna to OD on Corco
it’s a very fine line
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh stuff it McKenna.
I’ve had a computer in my own room since I was ten.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
break up the rythm:
GET ON BASE
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YUNI!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YUNI!!!!
FUCK YEAH
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YUNI!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alrighty then,
If Guthrrie finishes this inning that will be 3 of the last 4 games tht the opposing starter has gone 8.0 innings.
by ThundaPC on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Putz woo?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My Guess
Ichiro bunts.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or does Guthrie look like the long lost Carradine brother?
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't tell me that was a sac bunt attempt
from Ichiro.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he does that all the time
late with a runner on second.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather him try the power swing.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was either Lou or Melvin
that used to get driven nuts by Ichiro bunting with a runner in scoring position…. then Dave Neihaus got on the bandwagon for it too.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucky fucky fucky fucky fuck fuck!
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
....what
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BURN ICHIRO!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Sims refers to Adam Jones by first name
It’s like Adam’s a long gone boyfriend that Dave just can’t forget and get out of his head. Like, and I bet they had a song. Linger by The Cranberries. Yeah. Perfect.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are the O's bringing in John Parrish on our ass?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Save us Raul.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah dude, thats Puff Daddy...
Whats a Kashmir?
by thenatural on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don't deserve to win this
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why?
I’ve never understood that particular phrase.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save us King Awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Bonds was behind him
Raul would be getting fastballs right now.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
However Bonds' bad chemistry would distract Raul into a K
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Beltre's 0-12 is a lot more appealing"
That was a cute albeit inadvertent play on words.
by Jeff on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please shit on a pitch, Beltre.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RED !!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims:"Red is here, pulling for his guy."
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
watch him walk
and leave it up to Turbo.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha, i'm trying to study
but i turn around to see the tv, and it’s Red with Giant Beltre head
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh.
That was a strike?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT A STRIKE
this ump is retarded
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch inside much?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Tracer is an infinitely better name than Joe's Tracer
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shiz.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slampig ftw?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh's.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro gets a base hit here and say no to Frank Thomas
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't mean personally
I personally want Vidro run out of fucking town, I was talking about the front office.
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, that full count pitch that almost hit beltre
wasn’t a strike?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases are loaded! For....
....um, Vidro.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any chance we can delay the game.
sign bonds and have him pinch hit
by IceStormV1 on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this sucks either way
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuuuuuck
Turbo…. yay..
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember what Vince Lombardi said:
If you lose, you’re out of the family.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who do we have that is capable?
Norton, I guess.
by dkulich on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Jose Vidro doesn't come through here
Every one of my posts from now on will have the subject line as “Sign Frank Thomas”
by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible to walk
and lower the team’s WE?
by PDXTai on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TURBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SLAMPIG!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I guess Frank Thomas is going somewhere else
FUCK ME, and FUCK YOU VIDRO
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners are winning though
So I’m happy about that
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TURBO!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wha???
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOO SLAMPIG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU BARRY
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LL just exploded.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Professional hitter at work.
Still want a better DH.
by BrianL on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We no need no Frank Thomas
(just kidding)
by bamassippi on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TURBO YEAH MY TV ISN'T BROKEN
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUGH BOY IS CLUTCH
SIGN FRANK THOMAS ANYWAY
by JLC on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopes of Turbo being replaced-dashed
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though
Why the fuck was Guthrie still pitching?
Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!
by TheBishop on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because...
He said “I got him.” in refernce to Vidro a couple times… apparently.
by dkulich on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm shaking in anticipation of mr splitty and the gang
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH YEAAAAH!!
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you wrote "Mr. Spitty"
Ew.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lady in the Ford commercial sounds like Kathy Griffin.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never, ever post this again.
Creeeeeeepy.
by Wilder. on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never post this again.
Ronald McDonald scares the shit out of me.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the scariest thing I've ever seen
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I set it as my desktop.
It’s so I have a constant reminder that Jesus died for my sins.
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody ever answered me
Guthrie is asian right?
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck knows what anyone is anymore
I’m not even sure what I am. I know I’m 1/64th gypsy
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm half Chinese and two-thirds Scandinavian.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 2/15ths American Indian.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't watch The Office.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Apr 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you a self hating...
Erm… a self hating… uhhh…
by qrsouther on Apr 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're more than a person?
That must be awesome!
by marinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny how Guthrie was still out there
At 110+ pitches
by OlSalty on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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