4/22: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 5:53 PM PDT
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Woooo Felix Dayyyyyyy
And Putz to round out the evening for good measure
you look a lot more greasy Jeff
I told ya that you’d start look like Silva, didn’t think it would happen this quickly…
Bradtastic!!
My GF picked a good day to leave me.
Felix Day!
Funk for '08!
Thanks, but, there is no pain
She told me, “Your not good enough for me” and if thats how she feels, fuck her. But 2 months ago, I was the love of her life, nothing will ever break us apart.
Funk for '08!
Fine with me, Saves me a lot of money.
An lets me play GTA IV in peace. Which can be also viewed as kind of sad. But hey, gotta look at the bright side, you achieve nothing by crying. Best to just move on as quickly as possible.
Funk for '08!
Sounds like you let her down.
You weren’t running around hurting her, were you?
Hell no.
I loved her. She was the one who had sleep overs with guys. Who were her “friends” and she said nothing was happening. I’m in college. She is in a different college. An her feelings for me changed because of the sleep overs. Thats how she realized, I am not good enough for her. I sent her stuff about once a month. I’d never do anything to hurt the her.
Funk for '08!
Would Corco actually call?
I think it’d be funny to hear that Dialogue
/>Ex: hello?Corco: Hey, uhh, what’s up?
Ex: Who is this?
Corco: Umm, I’m Corco, and I want to help you get over your boyfriend
[.....]
Corco: Hello?
[dial tone]
Ouchie.
We had been going out 2 years and 9 months.
Funk for '08!
Nick Swisher
Just broke his bat during a swing without touching the ball. Literally. It was absurd.
Jeff, do they let you tinker with those stat lines?
It would be nice if we could replace WHIP with one of the more telling stats.
I could manually change it every day
but that would be annoying.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe just for Felix starts
instead of all starts?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Least Bold Prediction Ever:
OV wins this game by beating Biron with a stick-side wrister. And by wrister, I mean piss-rod.
Hah
I love seeing the Angels fail, especially Jered Weaver.
Boston lit up Weaver in the 5th
Now it’s 6-5 Boston
Boston's good bullpen should lock this one up.
Oh fuck, Julian Tavarez is in. Nevermind—all bets off.
I enjoy that song....
but one of these days its going to be something different and its going to blow my socks off
Hawk just referred to Contreras
as “Hosey” (rhymes with “Posie”)
Shut up, Angie Mentink.
More airtime for Nicole Zaloumis!
It was an awesome setup though
that’s a goal if Fedorov isn’t tied up at the last second.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
He certainly caught everyone in the building off-guard. I’d like to see him have that chance again in OT – he’ll be cutting her lose then. And more than likely finding the back of the net.
I hope he finds that chance before 7:10
):<
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Tis the beauty of mlb.tv AND local Comcast HD coverage
No choice is necessary. I think Semin gets the game winner.
anyone just see Jamie's new
All Star Auto Glass commercial?
99 cent Tacos
are also delicious. Too bad they serve coke products. I need Mt. dew
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL FAIL FAIL
Give me a delicious 4 dollar Coke anyday.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
too bad jones soda sucks ass.
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by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was talking about Jones?
I’m talking about Coca Cola classic with real sugar. AKA Kosher Cola or Mexicola. I bought a case of 24 at Costco for $18.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I know..
Jones also uses pure cane sugar.
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by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
both are good, but in ' out is awesome.
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by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The Jack
is the best chain fastfood on the dollar in my neck of the woods.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They have in and out, we have dick's
Now Dick’s is an amazing burger. I could go for to dick’s deluxe, a fries, and a chocolate milkshake right about now.
I didn't think that'd be funny
but then I got to the chocolate milkshake part.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
God I love a Dick's Deluxe.
With that special Dick’s sauce.
/fail
I like to eat a Jumbo Jack with a taco
and extra Jack Sauce.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
hit mute. enjoy the boobs.
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by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
No
their brains are a third the size of ours. It’s science.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd like to see her off camera
with her producer explaining the things she is saying to her.
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by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I'm extremely skeptical of new male sportcasters to
just in a different way.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That would give me a new angle to play
when someone drops a “UR MOM!!1” joke.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
People Jeff would go gay for
(only a guess but)
Ben>>>>>>>RRS>>>>>>Felix>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shut up Krueger.
Thinking Felix throws too many sliders.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Krueger.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Why do so many people bother to
watch the pre and post-game shows (and bitch about them in the process)? Don’t deny it, you love making fun of mantank and Kreuger and ogling at Zaloumis’ boobs.
i never claimed otherwise.
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by PhilKenSebben on Apr 22, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god they showed the picture of Marzano
decking O’Niell on the stadium obituary.
I've got a bad feeling about this for the caps
PP in OT. ehhhhh
mother f-er
son of a Bitch cock sucker mother fucker
Valle in the booth.
Oh noes!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Sims you better have a fucking field day
with Valle.
Valle in the booth
use the mute button if you don’t want to hear him…. its a simple solution…. for you guys in Seattle turn the radio broadcast on.
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that's the most fucked up picture of
ovechkin ever. That guy is a beast.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
no reason left to watch the NHL playoffs anymore...
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 22, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
You're right
there was never any reason in the first place
God
if not for the Sharks/Flames it’s a whole pile of suck.
This blows. ):<
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jorge Campillo
Our old friend had a fun night for the braves
it would be only fitting
if the angels were defeated by the Sawx’ more talented version of Willits.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo Felix!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
and a basehit on
a curveball.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a curve
and a hell of a pitch, actually
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OK FB established
put him away with the curve
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
FLYERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh my godddddd lupul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring on the Canadiens
Go Nova
Ahhhh
Save me
Oriole commentators, egads!!!
Theyre saying Roberts is disrupting the game already. Clearly Roberts is a bundle of greatness.
Gary Thorne should stick to hockey
Jim Palmer should stick to posing as a broadcaster in the original Naked Gun.
In fairness
that was a real sweet breaking ball that Roberts hit.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Shoulda traded him for Ellsbury when I had the chance
Fuck me.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Speaking of Ellsbury
he looks like he’ll be a proper annoyance.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But he got an A from John Sickels
...yeah, I got nothing.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I never noticed this before, but watching him on TV the other day
he has this little grin/grimace the entire time hes batting that makes him look very Guy Fawkes-ian. The soul patch doesn’t help either.
Fuck bullshit pussy hits
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Webb getting hit around by the Giants a little.
Felix pitching like shit.
I fucking hate today. Today needs to die.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
My heart is still recovring from seeing Albert Pujols covering second on a SB attempt.
by JI on Apr 22, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
pffffffffffffhahaha
I wish I coulda seen that. I heard he was playing second for an inning but I didn’t know he actually did anything.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
100 on the gun
Isn’t the Safe’s gun fast?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
He doesn't seem to be pitching all that bad
Aside from the walk
What the fuck?
20 pitches… 18 fastballs, 2 offspeed pitches!
How about a fucking offspeed pitch, Felix?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Pitch count rising
Offspeed not
Anger increasing
Dave Valle keeps touching the telestrator
Someone stop him
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE COCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Oh my fucking god.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Fucking Beltre
dammit
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So THT just did an article
An incidental finding was that high 80’s pitches low and away get strike calls while pitches in the mid 90’s will be called balls.
Oh and fuck this shit.
What the hell?
Shouldn’t he still be out? It’s not the fucking NFL.
God fucking damnit, this fucker had better fucking die.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
don't blame him
with the all around shitty defense behind him.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
SIDDOWN YOU DICKFUCK
KK!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
So that was an awesome pitch.
And felix was halfway off the mound before it reached the plate.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
We are so not starting the year 0-5
AGAINST THE FUCKING BIRDS. I actually didn’t mean to hit caps lock there but it kinda works. Anyway, I’m expecting big things here.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
ICHIRO!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
stand up triple
nice.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Lopez took strike one again
he can start swinging at those again soon, cause looks like they’re on to him
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
I like how this team loves trying to make outs with Ichiro at 3rd
Y’know, you can have a regular at bat and still get a ground ball/fly ball as a result.
Vidro wears out Guthrie?
Guthrie must be terrible
next liner needs to
debrain Roberts
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
According to my friend's Canadian girlfriend...
There’s no black people in Canada because they’re afraid of the wiggers.
Sweet jesus mary and joseph or arimathea
what has the world come to when the black people are afraid of the wiggers
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It appears that I can't watch the Sharks game
Versus is locked out from both games locally because of the Caps game
Felix vs. Jones
I’m sad.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Wilkerson
Coulda just stepped a meter over so we didnt have to lose a lung watching him nearly fall trying to catch it.
Haha Felix talking shit to him
Good-natured though
Bad pitch.
Bad fielding.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Way to run you dumb fuck ibanez.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Hernandez....
hitting .235….
I think all of his hits came in that 4 game series.
Was the ground covered in freebase?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
this comment is so conflicted with itself
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Roberts on
Felix to work at Batista’s pace..
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time to warm up Baek.
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that's a butt chewing
not an injury concern…. Felix missed a call on that last pitch.
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what
that was down the pipe. Also, this is where a liner tags Roberts in the chin for the unassisted putout.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
we have bad defense
its not just the corners…..
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Figured it out
Batista has found a way to extend his career by vampirizing Felix
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Where the fuck was that one!?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
These are strikes these are strikes
these are strikes these are strikes these are strikes these are strikes
OK, so establishing the fastball may be off today
maybe lets get off it?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
screwing over the m's. east coast bias and all...
hey are the M’s playing the steelers or something?
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN
KKK!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
got the K
but that was way off where it was suppose to be….
this is not good Felix today…. no command.
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Good thing we have George Sher--
RA Dick—
Cha Baekohgoddamnit
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Sit down bitch
Including Ibanez and Wilkerson…them NOT being in the OF can only help us. I rather have just Ichiro out there.
Is Niehaus addressing this umpire this at all?
I’m watching the game in Virginia, so I have to listen to Thorne and Palmer (bleah) And they’re not saying a thing.
Good thing we have Putz back
Felix isn’t gonna last long.
This game seems remarkably similar to Bedard’s first start…
I'm gonna cut that sumbitch umpire.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Millar.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
How 'bout taking some pitches and drawing a walk, you walking tub of Crisco.
No? Really? You don’t want to? Okay.
Niehaus overestimates Sexsons speed.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
god Sexson is fucking slow...
boy I’m glad we’re working the count here guys
LOL
“Slowly hit to third….that may be a base hit!”
Richie gets thrown out by 10 feet
I've been literally sitting around all day doing nothing
With nothing to look forwarf to but this game. God fucking damnit I’m already way too emotional about it.
Who's Felix?
/typical Mariner fan
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
btw is JJ going to pitch today should there be a save situation?
or is he only going to pitch if it’s a blowout
"That may be a base hit."
Dave Niehaus is living proof of the fact that when you get older everyone else appears to move faster.
that's why I mute him.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nope realism
like all good things they must come to an end… and Dave bless his heart is well past due to hang up the mic.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe so
but dude rocked the mic for many, many years…and his choice in wardrobe has always been impeccable.
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
by GothamMariner on Apr 22, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care if Dave gets Parkensons and a cold sore
The man is never to be muted
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I'm not telling you to mute him
I choose to mute him because he can’t call the game anymore.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 22, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
if (if?) he had parkinsons
do you think he’d give a shit about the cold sore?
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
by GothamMariner on Apr 22, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Slow down, you young whippersnapper.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It should've been a base hit
Would’ve been for almost anyone else, but Richie is fucking slow.
Stephen.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilkerson blows.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
I like it
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Smaller images, por favor.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, I love Felix's change.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Felix threw that pitch 100 miles.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Felix isn't pitching...
... but you can bet the place’ll be packed on Friday for bobblehead night. Simps.
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
That was savage.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Nice.
Now, offense, please start fucking Guthrie in the ass.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
He'll just have to take off his Mormon underwear first.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that the sacred Mormon garments are specifically designed
to prevent ass-rape – like, three layers over the ass.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It has its moments
but 99 percent of the time, yes.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Guthrie is living dangerously with Kenji...
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, Kenji really likes the ball in
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Power Pitch!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Kenji looks pissed
that he was walked….
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Evident Felix needs to share more balls
with the people behind him. According to Valle.
New Sonics Email
Howard Schultz has an email of Clay Bennett that was sent days before the sale of the team occurred.
In it, Bennett said they could always flip the team in a ‘sweet deal’ if an arena deal was reached in Seattle.
Holy shit he might actually have a case
How Bennett could have been so retarded to send that ish over email, I don’t know…
well...
he IS from Oklahoma.
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
by GothamMariner on Apr 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Kenji walk
Yuni first pitch swinging.
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Can't walk yourself off the island.
Just float away on a makeshift raft, and then possibly have to testify against the guy who got you out.
Fuck you, Yuni.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
There ya go Yuni!
that’s more like the M’s we know and love
Hmm
Kenji on first, Ichiro batting… this could end up ugly
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 22, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
2-1 or 1-1
Gameday is going back and forth, did Brian Roberts score in the first or not?
1-1
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Fett and Salty have back spasms.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, Cleveland is rocking Kansas City right now.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Loafie!
Now just get that OBP up a little more
Haha, it's bigger than Ichiro's head, yet is probably 75 feet away.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit, I wish it would stop being cold.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Read the Zombie Survival Guide
False assumption.
Fantastic book
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked around my apartments since reading it and thought about how well prepared I am for a stage 2 or 3 outbreak
Fuck you, Adam.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Plan of attack...
Completely fool AJ with 2 breaking balls, only to give him a nice fastball he can handle.
Hmmm
Raul flying out to Jones, then Jones getting on base by hitting to Raul. Irony, or the greatest irony?
hahahahha
Wow, Felix is gonna give him shit forever
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
HA SUCK IT JONES!
Felix’s first pickoff!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Barry Bonds is not a gamer.
Barry Bonds is busy padding his selfish statistics to garner him a selfish OBP of .480. Why selfish, you ask? Because he clogs the bases.
Although the Sabean-Beane article is close…I give this the cake.
ive never seen a pitcher
pick off as many players as felix
coughjohnhalamacough
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
ever seen Andy Pettite?
Feierabend’s good too
Where did Valle come out of hiding from?
And what did he do with Blowers.
Valle sounds like Blowers
if Blowers had been locked in a room listening to smooth jazz for a week
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rogaine pitch count?
WTF?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
That's right Raul
Stay the fuck out of Ichiro’s zone.
As cool as the pickoff was
hearing Wilk is out of the game is the best thing about this inning.
Jack Perconte chokes me up.
Not if they don't put Wilk on the DL and actually call someone up to replace him.
I don’t need to see more Willie or Cairo in RF.
Hahahaha what a ball hog
and Felix threw a LOT of fastballs that inning
Jesus, Beltre.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Damnit Vidro
You’re not a flyball hitter.
D-F-A! D-F-A!
And that's why you don't strikeout....
(blood spurting out of removed arm)
Daaaamn Richie
Too bad it didn’t go out, but still….nice
Don't think we didn't see that
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Neither was "Jurassic"
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Adrian Beltre is like the smoking hot girlfriend
that occasionally likes to pick her nose and not shower for days.
So should I change my stance
regarding Clement and DHing?
Looked like it was going too..
but it wasn’t that deep. Not even close to where gameday had it.
Not really.
It was a deep fly, but wasn’t really close to going out.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally got Roberts out.
Fuck you, you piggly little sumbitch.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
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