4/20: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:02 PM PDT
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If I left my house right now, I think I could park and get inside the stadium by the ninth...
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C'mon Wilk!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that works perfectly
crap.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's genius
give Wilk some confidence by allowing him a RBI hit and they keep him on the roster for another year
by Tony S on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can never decide if Mike really believes in platoon splits or not.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when we make bad decisions
look brilliant for opposing teams.
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
there was like a 65% chance of that happening anyway.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder what the rationale behind this bullpen move is...
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
O'Day's been pretty good and Mike still thinks we have a shot at the game.
I’d guess.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was the new thread just to distract people
from your calling Wilkerson a switch-hitter?
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok I'm starting to get tired of defending Wilk...
Even though he is admittedly still our best option.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLaren-esque call
of course, it never works out in our favor.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one that thinks Wilk
has about zero bat speed left?
by Happybelly on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are not the only one.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not defending him as hard as I used to...he's swinging through really hittable pitches.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU SUCK WILKERSON FUCK OFF BACK TO RUSSIA
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
I’m officially pulling my support of WIlkerson until he shows me something.
Because that was not fucking something.
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wht the hell is a SPorts Emmy?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5K's for Tits?!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The same thing the M's were doing
Against Santana.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only you guys are doing this
versus Beluga Tits.
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't argue that Halos come off the worse
in that comparison.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what's good exercise?
Go to your local BevMo/liquor store, spend $100, and walk around holding the cart for half an hour.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because you're indecisive about what else to buy
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really need to go beer shopping
tomorrow seems like a good day
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was long overdue
glad they had Stone Russian Imperial Stout this time.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe I'll go after this game
I’m thirsty now. Also, who needs dinner when you have newly bought beer?
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should do it tonight
no sense putting it off. Some Unibroue would hit the spot…
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm wondering about hours on Sundays
since I go to smaller stores, but this game should be over soon enough.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My local liquor store doesn't have room for carts.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coincidentally, just got done with my workout at the gym
glad to see the M’s actually winning for once.
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least you weren't lazy
Wheeled tools, p’shaw
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a long run for Raul
How often does Dave Sims say that?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE RAUL DIE YOU SLOW FUCK.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Milton Bradley would have caught that
And injured himself
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones, Wlad, Reed, Saunders, me
all make that catch
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good, Mr. stranded baserunners himself.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rex Hudler play of the day...
1st basecoach earflap.
by dkulich on Apr 20, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista says
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As mad as i am at Wilk
This is pretty funny
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*Headhitsdesk*
Ball 4, GMJ.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There there.
At least you don’t have Vidro.
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or
Kenji,
or
Wilkerson
or
Morse
or
Cairo
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING RALLY MONKEY NOW BITCHES
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking the day off to go to Disneyland with Hunter.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will let her buff my batting helmet any time.
by dkulich on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fo sho
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Don Henley reference?
reeeeeaaaalllly?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woahhh forgot about TJ Bohn.
Took him like 6 months to get his first hit. Then they sent him down.
by qrsouther on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...re-sign Joh?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
been nice knowing you.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They cannot be that stupid, surely.
:(
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
as long as he doesn’t end with a Richie-esque line I’m betting he’ll be picked up.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Richie-esque line is like an .880 OPS
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last year Richie
BA and OBP
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Signing a catcher through his decline years for $tonnes
When your best prospect is a ML ready catcher?
That would be a worse signing than Washburn.
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two words for you
Bill Bavasi.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even Bavasi is not that dumb.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bavasi trade for Jose Vidro
he is that dumb.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re-signing Johjima is way dumber than that trade.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What Graham said.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youre' assuming the Clement won't be traded
won’t be traded for Brad Lidge once Philly fall out of the race.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're assuming that you're not saying dumb things.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, I'm right. :o
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're taking all of your opinions from the blogosphere
Sheep
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Faggot I'm the mayor of sheep
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it is
It would be the dumbest move any manager ever made ever
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Vidro trade was the stupidest trade I've even seen
I can totally see them re-signing Johjima because the M’s don’t cut veterans loose until the completely roll off a cliff. They’d then move Clement D… holy shit that is stupid.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can that be the stupidest trade you've ever seen
When that same offseason we traded Raffy Soriano for Horacio Ramirez
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trading a fragile RP for a starter
*good idea(!)
believing HO had talent= *dubious
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has to throw money at Teixeira, right?
Right?
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Hank will let them rebuild after their 82-80 finish this year?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
What are you talking about, yankees never rebuild? They have to win, every season! Or else their fans will disown them!
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The early 90s disagree
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about the last 12-13 years?
They’ve tried to defy the success cycle by spending way more on seasons where they were supposed to rebuild.
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Morgan Ensberg kicks some serious ass.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if we get to make Whale Meat out of his fat arse.
He needs to lose weight the fat shit.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most predictable news story of the day...
Snelling on DL with knee inflamation. But TJ Bohn is up!
by dkulich on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Philly really is M's East.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a really good pitch
Completely wasted on Bloomquist
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a day for O'Day!
When a supervirus finally comes around to destroy all of humanity, I hope they call it Hudler.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What beach should I visit in America?
We need a beach holiday next year – where should I go? Can be east or west coast.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
does it have to be continental U.S.?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amen brother
anywhere in Hawaii is great
by basebliman on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bit far that mate.
That’s like a 14 hour flight. But I’d love to visit Pearl Harbour….
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and England to Seattle isn't a long flight?
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That flight almost killed me.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't. Mention. Pussy.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was 9.5 hours to Seattle from London.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would basically be a full day of travel
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it just me or have airline costs
gone through the rough in the last few months? They were already bad, but I was checking into Amsterdam back in November and it was ~650 for non-stop from Seattle with only 2 weeks notice. I just checked for July and it’s like $1200
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuel costs, mostly
Although increasing monopolization doesn’t help much.
by Paytheline on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When people ask me why I hate America
I direct them to Orbitz.com and tell them to try booking a flight.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could just direct them to Houston
or Anaheim for that matter
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yessir.
Fuel surcharges are a bitch. Shop around for special offers though: I have flights to NYC for £250, which is awesome.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well of course part of that is that July = travel season
but yeah, prices right now are awful. I’m not even looking because I’m afraid.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think so
but its also more expensive in the summer for trips to Europe
by thenatural on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Southern California
assuming Hawaii’s too far.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff would hate me.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Galveston in Texas
on the Gulf of Mexico.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up Anaheim :)
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I was just thinking that...few things more satisfying then thousands of dissapointed Halo fans
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poi pu (sp?) or Oceanside CA
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
also a hidden gem in the Northwest is...
Lake Ozette. Take a 2 1/2 hike from the lake and you are at the ocean. I love it there
by basebliman on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vladimir Guerrero: AL Comeback Player of the Year 2009
After Sexson wins it in 2008
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O wait, shoot, take that back
I shouldn’t be cheering for angels players
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's 2-3 today...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possible.
I’m gonna give it a few months before I get too worried.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His HR/FB has dropped for five consecutive seasons
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not an FB when it's an Angel in question.
by qrsouther on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to be hitting more ground balls
Dunno if that’s true or not
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Rex, there is no way I would ever want my Little Leaguer to do that.
Definitely ends with him breaking his glasses, a nose bleed, and lots of crying.
by dkulich on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What would an Angel inning up at the plate be
without a little nubber Sims.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul: "I got it!"
Willie: “You sure you can get to it?”
Raul: “It’s just a pop-up!”
Willie: “Again, You sure you can get to it?”
by IceStormV1 on Apr 20, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, good arm
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember when Yuni
used to make plays like that.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Lopez slow?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aybar's like the Halos version of Betancourt
Great range, good arm, propensity for really stupid mistakes on routine plays.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This one hasn't happened yet.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When elected president I will make the date of Rex Hudler's death a national holiday
and I will also be responsible for Rex Hudler’s death
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the Hawk?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put it on the board....
YESS
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Apr 20, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff will just damage his psyche so much that he's left sobbing and eating his on excrement in a mental facility.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get him elected
president of Iraq and we won’t have to worry about them every again…..
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I have you take responsibility for Uwe Boll's death?
Bastard has it coming.
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Jeff-Robert ticket
Will outshine the Hudler-Physioc ticket.
by qrsouther on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he needs someone less white to balance the ticket.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, the Hudler-Jake Woods ticket
Happy?
by qrsouther on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham is half-foreign
that’d do the trick.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he eligible to run?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does that come with Matthew? Because they're pretty much the same person.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm entirely foreign
I’m just half not white.
And I can only be Prime Minister
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's too bad we don't have a monarchy
You two could marry each other and merge your counties.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just make it Matthew if Graham's inelligible. Seriously, it's not all that different.
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GRAHAM IS IN THE ILLUMINATI
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RON PAUL WAS RIGHT!!!!
NAFTA AND THE ILLUMINATI ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can be prime minister.
Control over two areas of the world.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather by ambassador to the UN anyways
talk about a cushy job
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it I'm running on my own
Jeff for president, Jeff for VP.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very very white, but an awesome running mate.
Could go for Mace Windu if race is still an issue.
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Whoa, that's bigger than the one I thought I copied.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try Supreme Court Justice.
You get it for life, and you only have to work when you feel like it.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to travel
and those robes are not flattering.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure you could come up with "fact finding missions."
Senators do all the time.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you could tell everyone you were shot at!
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just tell everyone that Robert has a black friend.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell them you'll put an Indian in your cabinet.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, his cupboard at least.
Hah, take that esoteric reference.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's close enough!
Uhhh just reading through the game thread now and thought, “someone has to finish the joke”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 20, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an Afghan friend
Does that count?
by Robert on Apr 20, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats kind of like Obama's middle name being Hussien
It could work against you…
by thenatural on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you need a half black-half mexican woman.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10,000 little leaguers = 10,000 crushed little spirits
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When elected president, can you place a ban on children?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will place a ban on other people's children
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Acceptable.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JEFF IS A NAZII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It got elected once, it could happen again
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once your elected you can cancel all elections.
I’m surprised no president has thought of this.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worked for Hitler.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lesson to Jeff:
Do not invade Russia in the fall/winter
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had a time machine
I think I’d go back and tip Hitler off.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
World would certainly be a different place.
Doubt he would have listened though. You don’t speak German.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I am a donut"
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly I'd probably just sleep with Traudl
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
her father was a master brewer from Bavaria
I’m for this.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a time machine so I can travel to WWII Germany and have her
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the hell with causality
I’m fucking shit up!
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upon closer inspection
only the actress portraying Traudl was hot.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romanian
damn those eastern europeans and their hot hot women!
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To hell with America, I'm moving
the Romanian leu is stronger than the dollar, right?
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's sadly not that far off
worth 44 cents
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji gets nutted more than any other ballplayer.
T/F
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey a baserunner with less than 2 outs.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you cut off Physioc's cliche IV
he would die instantly.
by Paytheline on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game needs a good
collision at home plate….
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noise sign back on. Lame
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K!!!
Tits is fucking awesome
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
7th K
wtf?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is a beautiful pitch
Miguel’s been all over the edges today.
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why you don't swing at the 4th pitch.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has tits EVER had 7K's for us?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 times last year.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the first time he's had 8, though.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dmitri Young has 2 at bats this season
that was an awesome extension Bowden.
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
Two at bats? What the hell is he even doing on that roster?
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista is looking around wondering what the fuck is going on...
Not to see his defense, Rex
by dkulich on Apr 20, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims allllmost called that.
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Tits is fucking dealing
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make it 8
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8K'S IS GENUIENLY IMPRESSIVE!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, this has become distressing.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now you know how we feel
when we allow crappy pitchers to go 8 innings.
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista's not good but he's not crappy.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he'll come out for the 8th?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...why?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Felix needs to be back in his body on Tuesday
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he should take Miguel's every time Miguel pitches
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want some power pitching?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look like Captain Picard's clone
from that horrible movie that killed Star Trek.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bootcheck is a shit name
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro thinks he's setting a trend
Fat short men with smooth sunglasses
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro/Sexson/Wilkersuck
Odds of a 1-2-3 inning?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's time to accept this
Richie’s been good.
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its just hard to admit that Squinty was right about something
(Sexson possibly coming back).
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't get my head around it and I refuse to believe it is real.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are talking
about Sexson not Wilkerson … right?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap
should have waited for him to finish the at-bat.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILKERSON!!
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
of course, a hit when the bases are empty
by basebliman on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Wilkerson hit
so…confused….right now…
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't like unpredictability.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Wilkerson's had too many basehits today.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay fine I'll jump on the bandwagon
JEEEEEEFFFFFFF CLLLLEEEEMMMMEEEEEENNNNTTTT!!!!!!!!!
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as we trade Kenji for value and actually use said value
I’m all for him right now.
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No matter how irrational, I still have a hard time beliving we don't re-sign Kenji.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Experence has taught me
to expect a lot of stupid.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's very rational
when you take into account who’s running the show…
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys will regret this.
When Kenji hits .330 with 30 homers with another team. :(
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're being sarcastic, right?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have Joh.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god you're not the GM
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because he's struggling
doesn’t mean he’s going to hit bad all year.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but it's abundantly clear that Clement is a better hitter than Joh.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why can't we have Joh as catcher and
Clement at 1B?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's not. Who do we have in the minors
at 1B? We always have Moore to be catcher as well.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
It’s a complete fucking waste of a catcher prospect to move him from a 3.5 spot to a -1.5 spot
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want Kenji on this team.
You guys sure weren’t complaining about him before the season.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 20, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We did however admit that Clement should be starting in 09
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can sign Teixeira or draft someone.
Finding an average hitting 1B is not hard.
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Because it's a stupid fucking idea.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Clement can't play 1B?
And where would we put Teixeira? And Kenji’s on the wrong side of 30? And he’s never had patience so his bat will only get worse from this year forward?
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And he costs a lot for someone who'll suck in 2 years?
And fuck just take the draft picks
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He may suck in one year or less :o
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Like we'll offer him arb...
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron, Jose Guillen...
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ibanez siging
we just don’t give a shit about those things.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is an act, he should get paid for it.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trust me, it's not.... :\
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach Owens is actually Rev HaloFan
by thenatural on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would kill my head.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus Clement's bat is much more valuable at catcher.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he can do it at 600k a year
And let us go after Teix or another impact FA
...OR RE-SIGN FELIX
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's crazy
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will make a bet with you
If Johjima outhomers Clement in 2009, I will not drink for a month.
If Clement outhomers Joh in 2009, you will drink for a month.
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be less obviously sad and pathetic and peole will like you more.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't listen to him.
Any kind of attention is good attention, right?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are the meltdows as fun if you try to ignite them?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is correct.
I advise you to start wearing your little sister’s jeans, dye your hair black, and cut yourself after school.
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't listen to JI
You exist for my amusement. More belligerent randomness please.
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my weaker moments I feel bad for him.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine how much it would suck if we lost this?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Halos only hope now lies in McLaren.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunno if he can even save you now
Flailing fixes everything
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I think tits is determined for the shutout
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Jeff is right about Vlad's HR power.
Vlad thought he had that.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's actually just what I was thinking.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
declining power you say?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs more roids
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad = warning track power
Old man Vlad
by marinator on Apr 20, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Vlad is losing it
Seems obvious now
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes
your late inning situational lefty.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah hell of an outing.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching Major League on TBS
My favorite baseball movie, but its edited so it isn’t as funny.
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're still (lousy)
The opening day crowd reminds me of the crowd at the Oakland Coliseum.
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not let Batista try for the last out?
He hasn’t thrown that many pitches.
Oh and watch Scioscia counter by pinch hitting Quinlan.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't seem like that many. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting items turn up when you search Arthur Rhodes:
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's how I discovered I share the same name as an outspoken white supremacist
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes threw that 91.3 MPH according to gameday.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
'Rex Hudler surgery'
a complete removal of the brain
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Potatoes in for Tacoma
still no luck – walk, popout, single, groundout, single RS, groundout.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not worried about it...
This Rhodes kid looks sharp
by dkulich on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor hapless Irish person..
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arthur Rhodes is great on MLB The Show.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Show gives Raul better defensive stats the Wlad
Just an FYI
by IceStormV1 on Apr 20, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Show rates Wlad WAYYYYYY better than Adam Jones.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lol'd at that too
Wlad’s stats put him close to Major league ready and Jones’ stats look like a AA player.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 20, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's clearly Captain America >:(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this one
There’s a few others on Google Image search that are fairly good.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Water is wet.
Ground is down.
Polly Shore is irrelevant.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Shore's a transvestite in your head?
Weird shit going on up there.
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair,
in my head, everybody’s Polly.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING KIDS
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rivera Izturis Napoli, huh?
Well, it’s theoretically possible to score 4 runs in an inning.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Putz isn't available
Game still in question! (Insert pic here).
by Fin on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't grow up to become Mark Lowe
Mark Lowe is already Mark Lowe
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some stats from my Mariner MLB The Show franchise:
M’s:
38-18
Raul – .370 BA, 16 HR
Beltre – .388 BA [leads AL], 9HR, 16 2B
Wilkerson – .344 BA, 14 HR
Chipper Jones [traded for Beak!] – 288BA, 15 HR
WLAD – .322 BA [in 2 hole], 7HR
Lopez – .355 BA, 6 HR
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turn up the difficulty
Also, The other GMs in the game are like Bill Bavasi, you can get away with highway robbery.
by IceStormV1 on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
....
maybe he’ll grow up and become Mark Lowe, a relief pitcher for the Mariners.
aaah my brain
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowe is basically back to where he was in 2006
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
>:(
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His velocity is down a little but his strike/contact rates are fine
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah, he's back to being good
I just meant he’s not going to be touching 101 like he did on occasion in ‘06
by Matthew on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes you ass
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut the fuck up >:(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
defeat is certain.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY SOUL MARINERS FFS
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOT TOUGH DFA RHODES
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Get Hyphen out there
Or Morrow
Or anyone
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES YOU CUNT RAG
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is over....
the M’s are made of fail.
by PLU Tim on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY FUCKING GOD DIE DIE DIE
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
get him out of there FFS
Opps forgot to use all caps.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Sims needs to be
A) More stereotypically white
B) More stereotypically black
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The correct answer was B while doing A.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
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After Felix possessed Batista
Morrow possessed Lowe
by IceStormV1 on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NOES MORROW
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRSRRS
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Morrow's warming up!?
YAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MORROW?
Squinty decided this inning hasn’t had enough walks
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I'm glad Hudler and Physioc haven't heard of Grant Balfour
by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K!!!
Now get the fuck out of this Mark!
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Shut up Scoscia, it's not like you just walked two in a row
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DEATH PITCH
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay....he seems to have settled down
How about warming up a little better next time Mark?
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RING HIM UP MARK!
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Lowe's velocity is down.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I just noticed Lowe and Rhodes both hit 94 on the TV gun
But Rhodes was 91 and Mark was 96. WTF?
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Great play Mark.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man that off speed pitch [slider?] is deadly.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh he was definitely out.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
safe.
fuck the Angels.
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he was out.
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Thanks for the false hope, Lowe.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Daily Scioscia bitchfest!
whinewhinewhinewhinewhine
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES TAKE THAT ANGELS PUSSY HITS
LOWE SAYS NO
by Nick S on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha he was safe!!!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously man
That’s the closest correct call I’ve seen in a long time.
by qrsouther on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he was out
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thinkg he may have been out.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was out.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smells distinctly like salmon hotpockets in here
Almost like a Chone Figgins pussy hit is approaching
by OlSalty on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because the Angels don't get enough cockshit hits
They need more.
by cwel87 on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy that word...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DOOM SLIDER
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K Time
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Figgins
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IT’S CHONE FIGGINS JUST PIPE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GMJ is a Mariner Killer :(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PINCH HIT HUNTER GOD DAMN IT!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK he got a hit, but I stand by my demand.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please end this.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
I wish we had Sherrill and Putz to go to =(
by joof on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
0-1!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So ... when we stranded those two RISP with 1 out early on
Is really sucking now eh?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fast
His differential is impressive. This will come into play.
by qrsouther on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE BONED
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PENIS!!!!!!!!1
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK NO ANYONE BUT GMJ
WHY THE FUCK ARRRRRRRGHHH
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs more putz
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to lose with Vlad proving me wrong
by Jeff on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vlad, if they don't walk you....
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does GMJ do this to anyone else...
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IBB, get RRS for Anderson PLEES
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I seriously am not watching the Mariners for a week or two if we lose this game...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This could ... kill me.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dno't know why
But I’m totally unconcerned right now.
by Fett42 on Apr 20, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because you've accepted that we're boned?
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