4/20: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:02 PM PDT
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that works perfectly
crap.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
it's genius
give Wilk some confidence by allowing him a RBI hit and they keep him on the roster for another year
I can never decide if Mike really believes in platoon splits or not.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I love it when we make bad decisions
look brilliant for opposing teams.
To be fair
there was like a 65% chance of that happening anyway.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
O'Day's been pretty good and Mike still thinks we have a shot at the game.
I’d guess.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Ok I'm starting to get tired of defending Wilk...
Even though he is admittedly still our best option.
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McLaren-esque call
of course, it never works out in our favor.
Am I the only one that thinks Wilk
has about zero bat speed left?
You are not the only one.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not defending him as hard as I used to...he's swinging through really hittable pitches.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU SUCK WILKERSON FUCK OFF BACK TO RUSSIA
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Okay
I’m officially pulling my support of WIlkerson until he shows me something.
Because that was not fucking something.
The same thing the M's were doing
Against Santana.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I won't argue that Halos come off the worse
in that comparison.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
You know what's good exercise?
Go to your local BevMo/liquor store, spend $100, and walk around holding the cart for half an hour.
Because you're indecisive about what else to buy
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I really need to go beer shopping
tomorrow seems like a good day
I was long overdue
glad they had Stone Russian Imperial Stout this time.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe I'll go after this game
I’m thirsty now. Also, who needs dinner when you have newly bought beer?
You should do it tonight
no sense putting it off. Some Unibroue would hit the spot…
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm wondering about hours on Sundays
since I go to smaller stores, but this game should be over soon enough.
My local liquor store doesn't have room for carts.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Coincidentally, just got done with my workout at the gym
glad to see the M’s actually winning for once.
Well at least you weren't lazy
Wheeled tools, p’shaw
That's a long run for Raul
How often does Dave Sims say that?
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Rex Hudler play of the day...
1st basecoach earflap.
Batista says
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
or
Kenji,
or
Wilkerson
or
Morse
or
Cairo
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING RALLY MONKEY NOW BITCHES
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Taking the day off to go to Disneyland with Hunter.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
fo sho
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
been nice knowing you.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They cannot be that stupid, surely.
:(
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?
as long as he doesn’t end with a Richie-esque line I’m betting he’ll be picked up.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A Richie-esque line is like an .880 OPS
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
last year Richie
BA and OBP
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Signing a catcher through his decline years for $tonnes
When your best prospect is a ML ready catcher?
That would be a worse signing than Washburn.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Two words for you
Bill Bavasi.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Bavasi is not that dumb.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Bavasi trade for Jose Vidro
he is that dumb.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Re-signing Johjima is way dumber than that trade.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What Graham said.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Youre' assuming the Clement won't be traded
won’t be traded for Brad Lidge once Philly fall out of the race.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You're assuming that you're not saying dumb things.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever, I'm right. :o
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You're taking all of your opinions from the blogosphere
Sheep
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Faggot I'm the mayor of sheep
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it is
It would be the dumbest move any manager ever made ever
The Vidro trade was the stupidest trade I've even seen
I can totally see them re-signing Johjima because the M’s don’t cut veterans loose until the completely roll off a cliff. They’d then move Clement D… holy shit that is stupid.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How can that be the stupidest trade you've ever seen
When that same offseason we traded Raffy Soriano for Horacio Ramirez
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Trading a fragile RP for a starter
*good idea(!)
believing HO had talent= *dubious
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He has to throw money at Teixeira, right?
Right?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Hank will let them rebuild after their 82-80 finish this year?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
What are you talking about, yankees never rebuild? They have to win, every season! Or else their fans will disown them!
The early 90s disagree
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How about the last 12-13 years?
They’ve tried to defy the success cycle by spending way more on seasons where they were supposed to rebuild.
I hope Morgan Ensberg kicks some serious ass.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if we get to make Whale Meat out of his fat arse.
He needs to lose weight the fat shit.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Most predictable news story of the day...
Snelling on DL with knee inflamation. But TJ Bohn is up!
What a day for O'Day!
When a supervirus finally comes around to destroy all of humanity, I hope they call it Hudler.
What beach should I visit in America?
We need a beach holiday next year – where should I go? Can be east or west coast.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Bit far that mate.
That’s like a 14 hour flight. But I’d love to visit Pearl Harbour….
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That flight almost killed me.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't. Mention. Pussy.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It was 9.5 hours to Seattle from London.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It would basically be a full day of travel
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
is it just me or have airline costs
gone through the rough in the last few months? They were already bad, but I was checking into Amsterdam back in November and it was ~650 for non-stop from Seattle with only 2 weeks notice. I just checked for July and it’s like $1200
Fuel costs, mostly
Although increasing monopolization doesn’t help much.
When people ask me why I hate America
I direct them to Orbitz.com and tell them to try booking a flight.
Yessir.
Fuel surcharges are a bitch. Shop around for special offers though: I have flights to NYC for £250, which is awesome.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well of course part of that is that July = travel season
but yeah, prices right now are awful. I’m not even looking because I’m afraid.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so
but its also more expensive in the summer for trips to Europe
Agreed
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Southern California
assuming Hawaii’s too far.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff would hate me.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I was just thinking that...few things more satisfying then thousands of dissapointed Halo fans
Someone say something witty.
also a hidden gem in the Northwest is...
Lake Ozette. Take a 2 1/2 hike from the lake and you are at the ocean. I love it there
Possible.
I’m gonna give it a few months before I get too worried.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
His HR/FB has dropped for five consecutive seasons
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They have a new phrase for 'fly ball' in Anaheim?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He seems to be hitting more ground balls
Dunno if that’s true or not
Ok, Rex, there is no way I would ever want my Little Leaguer to do that.
Definitely ends with him breaking his glasses, a nose bleed, and lots of crying.
What would an Angel inning up at the plate be
without a little nubber Sims.
Someone say something witty.
Raul: "I got it!"
Willie: “You sure you can get to it?”
Raul: “It’s just a pop-up!”
Willie: “Again, You sure you can get to it?”
I remember when Yuni
used to make plays like that.
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Aybar's like the Halos version of Betancourt
Great range, good arm, propensity for really stupid mistakes on routine plays.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
When elected president I will make the date of Rex Hudler's death a national holiday
and I will also be responsible for Rex Hudler’s death
And the Hawk?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff will just damage his psyche so much that he's left sobbing and eating his on excrement in a mental facility.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
get him elected
president of Iraq and we won’t have to worry about them every again…..
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I have you take responsibility for Uwe Boll's death?
Bastard has it coming.
I think he needs someone less white to balance the ticket.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Graham is half-foreign
that’d do the trick.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he eligible to run?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that come with Matthew? Because they're pretty much the same person.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm entirely foreign
I’m just half not white.
And I can only be Prime Minister
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's too bad we don't have a monarchy
You two could marry each other and merge your counties.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Just make it Matthew if Graham's inelligible. Seriously, it's not all that different.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
GRAHAM IS IN THE ILLUMINATI
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
RON PAUL WAS RIGHT!!!!
NAFTA AND THE ILLUMINATI ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
You can be prime minister.
Control over two areas of the world.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather by ambassador to the UN anyways
talk about a cushy job
Fuck it I'm running on my own
Jeff for president, Jeff for VP.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Very very white, but an awesome running mate.
Could go for Mace Windu if race is still an issue.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, that's bigger than the one I thought I copied.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Try Supreme Court Justice.
You get it for life, and you only have to work when you feel like it.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to travel
and those robes are not flattering.
I'm sure you could come up with "fact finding missions."
Senators do all the time.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And you could tell everyone you were shot at!
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Just tell everyone that Robert has a black friend.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell them you'll put an Indian in your cabinet.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, his cupboard at least.
Hah, take that esoteric reference.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And that's close enough!
Uhhh just reading through the game thread now and thought, “someone has to finish the joke”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 20, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats kind of like Obama's middle name being Hussien
It could work against you…
I think you need a half black-half mexican woman.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
When elected president, can you place a ban on children?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I will place a ban on other people's children
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Acceptable.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
JEFF IS A NAZII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It got elected once, it could happen again
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Once your elected you can cancel all elections.
I’m surprised no president has thought of this.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Worked for Hitler.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Lesson to Jeff:
Do not invade Russia in the fall/winter
If I had a time machine
I think I’d go back and tip Hitler off.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
World would certainly be a different place.
Doubt he would have listened though. You don’t speak German.
Honestly I'd probably just sleep with Traudl
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
her father was a master brewer from Bavaria
I’m for this.
I need a time machine so I can travel to WWII Germany and have her
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the hell with causality
I’m fucking shit up!
Upon closer inspection
only the actress portraying Traudl was hot.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Romanian
damn those eastern europeans and their hot hot women!
To hell with America, I'm moving
the Romanian leu is stronger than the dollar, right?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If you cut off Physioc's cliche IV
he would die instantly.
This game needs a good
collision at home plate….
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7th K
wtf?
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Has tits EVER had 7K's for us?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Dmitri Young has 2 at bats this season
that was an awesome extension Bowden.
Jesus Christ
Two at bats? What the hell is he even doing on that roster?
Batista is looking around wondering what the fuck is going on...
Not to see his defense, Rex
Make it 8
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8K'S IS GENUIENLY IMPRESSIVE!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Now you know how we feel
when we allow crappy pitchers to go 8 innings.
Batista's not good but he's not crappy.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
...why?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Felix needs to be back in his body on Tuesday
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he should take Miguel's every time Miguel pitches
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You want some power pitching?
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Look like Captain Picard's clone
from that horrible movie that killed Star Trek.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro/Sexson/Wilkersuck
Odds of a 1-2-3 inning?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I can't get my head around it and I refuse to believe it is real.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you are talking
about Sexson not Wilkerson … right?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
crap
should have waited for him to finish the at-bat.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like unpredictability.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Apparently Wilkerson's had too many basehits today.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Okay fine I'll jump on the bandwagon
JEEEEEEFFFFFFF CLLLLEEEEMMMMEEEEEENNNNTTTT!!!!!!!!!
No matter how irrational, I still have a hard time beliving we don't re-sign Kenji.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Experence has taught me
to expect a lot of stupid.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's very rational
when you take into account who’s running the show…
Someone say something witty.
You guys will regret this.
When Kenji hits .330 with 30 homers with another team. :(
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
You're being sarcastic, right?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No we won't
because we’ll have Clement.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god you're not the GM
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because he's struggling
doesn’t mean he’s going to hit bad all year.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Yes but it's abundantly clear that Clement is a better hitter than Joh.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it's not. Who do we have in the minors
at 1B? We always have Moore to be catcher as well.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
I just want Kenji on this team.
You guys sure weren’t complaining about him before the season.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
We did however admit that Clement should be starting in 09
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We can sign Teixeira or draft someone.
Finding an average hitting 1B is not hard.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it's a stupid fucking idea.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Clement can't play 1B?
And where would we put Teixeira? And Kenji’s on the wrong side of 30? And he’s never had patience so his bat will only get worse from this year forward?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And he costs a lot for someone who'll suck in 2 years?
And fuck just take the draft picks
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He may suck in one year or less :o
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Like we'll offer him arb...
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Cameron, Jose Guillen...
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ibanez siging
we just don’t give a shit about those things.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is an act, he should get paid for it.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust me, it's not.... :\
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That would kill my head.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus Clement's bat is much more valuable at catcher.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's crazy
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I will make a bet with you
If Johjima outhomers Clement in 2009, I will not drink for a month.
If Clement outhomers Joh in 2009, you will drink for a month.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Be less obviously sad and pathetic and peole will like you more.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't listen to him.
Any kind of attention is good attention, right?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Are the meltdows as fun if you try to ignite them?
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is correct.
I advise you to start wearing your little sister’s jeans, dye your hair black, and cut yourself after school.
Don't listen to JI
You exist for my amusement. More belligerent randomness please.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
In my weaker moments I feel bad for him.
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by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine how much it would suck if we lost this?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Looks like Jeff is right about Vlad's HR power.
Vlad thought he had that.
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Rhodes
your late inning situational lefty.
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Why not let Batista try for the last out?
He hasn’t thrown that many pitches.
Oh and watch Scioscia counter by pinch hitting Quinlan.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
That's how I discovered I share the same name as an outspoken white supremacist
Someone say something witty.
Rhodes threw that 91.3 MPH according to gameday.
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Potatoes in for Tacoma
still no luck – walk, popout, single, groundout, single RS, groundout.
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Not worried about it...
This Rhodes kid looks sharp
Arthur Rhodes is great on MLB The Show.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
The Show rates Wlad WAYYYYYY better than Adam Jones.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I lol'd at that too
Wlad’s stats put him close to Major league ready and Jones’ stats look like a AA player.
That's clearly Captain America >:(
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I like this one
There’s a few others on Google Image search that are fairly good.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Water is wet.
Ground is down.
Polly Shore is irrelevant.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair,
in my head, everybody’s Polly.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivera Izturis Napoli, huh?
Well, it’s theoretically possible to score 4 runs in an inning.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Some stats from my Mariner MLB The Show franchise:
M’s:
38-18
Raul – .370 BA, 16 HR
Beltre – .388 BA [leads AL], 9HR, 16 2B
Wilkerson – .344 BA, 14 HR
Chipper Jones [traded for Beak!] – 288BA, 15 HR
WLAD – .322 BA [in 2 hole], 7HR
Lopez – .355 BA, 6 HR
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Turn up the difficulty
Also, The other GMs in the game are like Bill Bavasi, you can get away with highway robbery.
>:(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
His velocity is down a little but his strike/contact rates are fine
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah, he's back to being good
I just meant he’s not going to be touching 101 like he did on occasion in ‘06
Shut the fuck up >:(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
defeat is certain.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY SOUL MARINERS FFS
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES YOU CUNT RAG
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This game is over....
the M’s are made of fail.
OH MY FUCKING GOD DIE DIE DIE
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
get him out of there FFS
Opps forgot to use all caps.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Dave Sims needs to be
A) More stereotypically white
B) More stereotypically black
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
The correct answer was B while doing A.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
MORROW?
Squinty decided this inning hasn’t had enough walks
K!!!
Now get the fuck out of this Mark!
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Shut up Scoscia, it's not like you just walked two in a row
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Okay....he seems to have settled down
How about warming up a little better next time Mark?
Yeah, I just noticed Lowe and Rhodes both hit 94 on the TV gun
But Rhodes was 91 and Mark was 96. WTF?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man that off speed pitch [slider?] is deadly.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
No, he was out.
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No he was out
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Tied
50% of the time they call him safe.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He was out.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Smells distinctly like salmon hotpockets in here
Almost like a Chone Figgins pussy hit is approaching
I enjoy that word...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
K Time
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IT’S CHONE FIGGINS JUST PIPE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
So ... when we stranded those two RISP with 1 out early on
Is really sucking now eh?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
FUCK YOU
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FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Needs more putz
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I seriously am not watching the Mariners for a week or two if we lose this game...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I dno't know why
But I’m totally unconcerned right now.
Because you've accepted that we're boned?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrow
hmmmm.
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THIS IS So FUCKING STUPID
I’M GONIG TO HAVE TO REITERATE HOW MAC NEEDS TO BE SLOWLY BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A RUSTED STRAPON
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
Will someone make me feel better please?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
FUCK YOU
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
IBB THEN RRS IBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRSIBB THEN RRS
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
see what happens when you walk people Mark?
we made this offense look shitty for 8 innings.
JEFF NEW RULE ANYONE WHO PREDICTS ANYTHING IS IMMEDIATELY BANNED
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I predict nobody likes you
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NO ITS NOT WHAT I WANT TO SEE
I WAN TA GODDAM CHIRST FUCKING INTENTIONAL WALK
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
Hello, gun store.. yes..
Thats is right only one bullet please.
This is me not lurking.
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I was gonna get a shower with the game over.
Now im just naked.
WHY MORROW!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
thank god vlad has no eye
strike 3 please
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
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oh jesus christ
i just ducked sitting in my living room
RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS RRS
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GOTTA WALK THE WORLD BRB
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I have gone beyond GTE here.
I don’t even know what to type any more.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
When we win.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BULLPEN MANAGMENT NOT AS BAD AS ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
BUT STILL WHAT THE FUCK
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
I understand the Morrow BB but what the fuck was up with Lowe?
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WTF was Mac THINKING bringin in Lowe? Ugh.
by althemarinerfan on Apr 20, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
It was a good decision
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Mac actually made a good decision.
Just didn’t work out.
And rally cap one
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Having the JJ fungo bat ad seems like taunting.
F you, FSN NW.
Based on small sample size
Morrow can throw strikes with off speed, not with fastball
We will win this guys.
We will win because I know we will win.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Niiiice 2 more to go
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THROW ANOTHER CURVE
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
COME ON RRS!
THROW THAT CURVE IN THE DIRT!!
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oh gawd...
that one scared me
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FUCKING SERIOUS BULLSHIT
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Mike Fucking Reilly
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Made me lol ty
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
FUCK THESE FUCKING PIG UMPS GOD DAMN MAKE THE CALL
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
SICK!!!!!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Take that
Reilly you piece of shit.
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Not at all...
That pitch was a strike. Look at it on gameday.
It was close. I assumed if it was close the ump would give it to us
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I mean I thought it looked good but regardless I felt that if that ump saw one that was close he was calling strike 3 regardless
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO!
The Mariners are a good reason why i believe Karma dosent exist.
Mariners= humanitarian team but get terrible luck
I don't care how questionable that last one was he went. Thatta baby RRS
Someone say something witty.
Where is the Super Hyphen pick?
Someone post it dammit
RRS for President
Oh wait he’s austrailian.
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RRS for Governor!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
FUCK YES!
I WANT HYPHEN INSIDE ME. I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MORROW ND LOWE, BUT GODDAMN, I AM GOING TO FORNICATE WITH HYPHEN ALL FUCKIBG NIGHT LONG>
Why is it that non-Jeff people think they're allowed to make rules?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it that non-Jeff people insist on having opinions?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Because they were inexplicably taught that their opinions matter
I’m such as a student of the technical humanities you know this one better than I though.
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not sure I'm sober enough to effectively verbally spar with you
So instead I’ll make a passing remark about Iowa.
Iowa fucked your mom! Hah!
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not notice this comment until now.
Cherish your irrelevance.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall didnt you
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Wasn't as good as Superbad or Knocked up
or definately not 40 year old virgin, but it had its funny moments. Didn’t need to see that guy’s penis several times though.
And that brings me to my next point...
Don’t do crack.
I'd have sex with RRS. There, I said it.
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I AM GLAD THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE A DIARY ABOUT HOW MIKE REILLY RAPES LITTLE CHILDREN
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
AND PUPPIES
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YES PUPPY RAPE IS TERRIBLE
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT MIKE REILLY DOES IT DURING GAMES
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW I SAW EARLIER
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
AND IT WAS A REALLY REALLY CUTE PUPPY TOO AND I COULD HEAR IT WHINING
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
AND IT SOMEHOW LOOKED UP WITH IT'S TEARY EYES RIGHT INTO REILLY'S LAUGHING FACE.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, puppies in skirts?
What kind of dog wears a skirt.
Or death inducing
I can’t stop shaking
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not alone
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but now you feel good right?
Hell, it’s 1 am here and I got game 4 of the Finals tomorrow and I’m fucking stoked!
I think Morrow showed some composure
he didn’t throw a wild pitch, so things are looking great for the team
I think after the Adam Wainwright game
nothing baseball related can kill my heart.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Brad Adams voice cracked on the air twice
furthering my theory that’s he actually 14 years old.
three. four. FIVE times
get some puberty Brad.
Throwing a changeup
on a 3-2 count with the bases loaded in a 4-2 game in the 9th.
Hyphen has fucking balls of steel.
Gameday is saying slider, and showing perfect location on the outside corner.
It was a superb pitch from a player who is proving that he has what it takes to get results in high leverage situations.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right.
Hyphen is saying slider too. Even gutsier.
Balls of fucking kryptonite.
RYAN FUCKING ROWLAND SMITH
EAT IT ANAHEIM
hey guys, I’m home, and clearly, I turned on the TV just in time.
Jiminy Christmas
Tuned in in 8th. Nice to win on strike four.
Garrett
is a seasoned vet that’s been thru the wars?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If we were Angels fans
do you have any idea how pissed off we’d be about that?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I do
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
But seriously,
GARRETT ANDERSON IS THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE WHO HAS SEEN COMBAT ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt we were saving him for Kotchman.
After all, Anderson’s a veteran of da warz.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Yes
Once again proving that you are totally insane
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I don't get it.
Are you trying to say that Graham is insane, and you are not? Let’s run through this one more time.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
How is he insane?
And congratulations, you know how to use italics.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How does evil greeting=insanity?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
But most people are retarded. People should have to earn your respect
It shouldn’t just be expected.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one of those things you're taught as a kid that's wrong
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It's better not to jerk him around.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't. Fucking. Exsist.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll notice that I'm courteous until someone annoys me
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably that rather arrogant comment
about you being able to answer any questions about the Mariners. Respect is demanded, it’s earned.
People's stupid bullshit annoys him.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I reallt think the kid should listen to
George Carlin’s post 80s cranky old man phase. It’s fucking funny, freely available on teh internets, and it will teach him a lot about life.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
"It's Bad For Ya"? Great routine.
And totally calls out all the stupid fucking self-esteem BS we’ve tried to force down kids throats that has led to the exact opposite.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The best one ever is
You Are All Diesaed(?), where he opens with the airport security rant, and finished with “Religion Is Bullshit”. It is literally the best thing ever. But they’re all really fucking awesome.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah. There isn't a single bad Carlin album.
Man’s a genius.
One that goes underappreciated that I really like is “A place for my stuff” with the interview with Jesus.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't heard that one.
His other airplane rant is really fuckin’ funny too.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The 16 minute version is the best one
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"Basic human courtesy"
is an artificial construct designed to maintain insitutional predominance while simultaneously suppressing emotional and intellectual expression.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Probability says that the overwhelming majority of the people you meet will be stupid.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Misanthropy is not the same as insanity
Me: I don’t like people.
Insane: The penguins! They run rampant! The East Coast Bias has sent them to steal my socks. I KILL YOU
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don't get it.
You’re not insane and Graham is? Is that the gist of it?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That's because we were watching the game while you were playing with glitter
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somebody's has forgotten about his entire career on LL
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You see, you've got to ask yourself
“Why do people gang up on me?” And the answer is not because we’re all wrong.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
There's your problem.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Can anyone find that diary where Coach introduced himself to LL
And said he’d be able to answer any question we had about the Mariners?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How did I miss this?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't find it
Fuck SBN 2.0’s search ‘capability’
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
God I wish I'd come to LL
upon its creation. I’ve missed so many great Coach moments.
This happened?
How could you not send me the link. Dude’s got his own wang in the LLHOF.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Liar
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why
But I have this mental picture of you as that Artificial Intelligence from Close Encounters
Unintentional jester?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Ed Wood?
Or Joe Don Baker?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
These guys couldn't shake a trolley!
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait 'til you grow up
And the ATF raids your compound to seize your stockpile of “heavy weaponry”
Literally. Like, 100LB per sword heavy.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Heroes are generally respected.
You’re more like a cult whipping-boy.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't delete diaries.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Copycat.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Liar
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. No. I don't know. Maybe.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no!
He called you weird! What are you going to do about it? If somebody called me weird, I’d just die. Seriously.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh crap I guess I'm dying then
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So do I that's why I used it.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember it too
But it was ages ago….no idea what thread it might be in.
You sir, are the most mature person I have ever met.
I find myself basking in the wisdom of your gentle, aurific words on a daily basis. Please, continue sharing your enlightment with the rest of us.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that's like the definition of a problematic issue
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you go into all-caps mode because of time zones?
Or was that some other completely fucking crazy kid?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You? Calm? What?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You're what, 14?
Not throwing a hissy when people refuse to read your lame poetry doesn’t count as a “problematic situation.”
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah, uh...You're poetry's really...great.
Nice use of the, uh, symbolism. Really got the point across.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I know he only threw one
but I’m liking Morrow’s breaking pitch so far
So I read this in the story about A-Rod
getting hurt…... when did Ichiro not start a game this year?
Rodriguez began the afternoon as one of only two AL players to start every game, along with Josh Hamilton of Texas.
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Nice job Mariners.
I will now consume only half of the beer at my disposal.
Someone say something witty.
balls of steel
what a fucking pitch for the K! holy crap.
Picture of Doom Slider:
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/mariners/angells3%20030.jpg
Geoff Baker is fast and good.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
not sure what that picture shows...
Anderson hasn’t gone around yet, and the perspective makes it difficult to see where the pitch is. It could even be lying on the ground a few feet outside of the batter’s circle.
by mr.smartypants on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the called strike 3
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Angie Mentink gone because she's pumping out another unit?
I thought she was just getting fat, this huge stomach looked different.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
she's usually off
on the weekends.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 20, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So she is just getting fat?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
MacNaughton's has never tasted so good.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Can people please stop trolling
on Halo’s Heaven? It’s lame, and it validates them. Why stoop to their level?
The
Richie,
the
Agreed
I’m not going to go over to HH, but if you could give me the names of the people trolling, I’d appreciate it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Some guy called althemarinerfan
I’ve seen Coach there from time to time, although not recently, and usually not really trolling.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
"although not recently"
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
None of them post on LL.
Well they might, and those are alternative usernames, but you’d need their IPs.
“almarinersfan”
“Go Manures”
Seriously, we should just not care about anything HH does.
You shouldn’t read HH, much less post there.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If I want to read somthing tantamount to intellectual rape
I’ll read the National Enquirer. There’s no reason to read HH, let alone troll them.
National Enquirer>HH
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like watching a train wreck
I don’t want to see, but I can’t look away.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'm sick of this analogy
everybody always wants to see a train wreck. Nobody wants to look away. People are sick.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 20, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like 2girls1cup
You’re curious because everybody keeps talking about it, but in the end you will end up having nightmares in a pool of your own vomit.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better analogy
Tubgirl works as well, but it’s become too much of a cliche.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 20, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed hysterically when I saw that.
And I also thought…what could she have eaten to produce such a massive movement.
Someone say something witty.
What I think some people don't get is....
That by trolling Halo’s Heaven you actually become WORSE than they do since as bad as they are over there they don’t flood Lookout Landing whenever the Angels beat the Mariners. Sure we’re all over anyone who even SMELLS like an Angels fan when we lose but still….
Optimist is a classy guy
But yeah, trolling Halos Heaven is pretty low.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 20, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No one's accusing you.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs constant validation and this is the only community that has come close to accepting him.
Textbook, really.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 20, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure Detectovision would take him in
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 20, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be a boy.
I’m talking about the girl with the cleavage and red Angels cap.
The hot one, not the mom.
I’d have to hide my Mariners pillow though.
The flying L!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 21, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
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