Frustration Diary

by kentroyals5 on Apr 20, 2008 2:14 AM PDT Comment 43 comments

Alright...as we can all see now..Scrappy is fucking us all in the ass. Our offense is horrid, our pitching (outside of Felix) is a coin-toss, our bullpen used as efficiently as the U.S. military, and we are managed by a guy that squints with sun glasses on. We are fucked.

Wlad just went down...probably a serious injury, because we are Mariner fans. We went from Jose Guillen in RF, to Adam Jones, to Wlad, to Wilkerson, to Morse, and now we have WFB.

Is anything going good right now? I'm actually laughing..and waiting for Triunfel to be 30 years old and anal fissures. Fuck this organization, and thank god for booze...its nooz you can uze

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We're boned.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 20, 2008 4:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And the bad news is, our schedule is about to get a whole fucking lot harder.

April was an easy month. May is not.

Shame this isn’t football where you can go out and pay cash to buy a new player from a team. Because right now, we don’t have many valuable trade chips yet we have serious holes in our lineup.

Bonds would fix them, but it ain’t going to happen.

We are boned. Can anyone after watching our start to the year say that we have a realistic shot at the playoffs?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 20, 2008 4:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well the good news is

at least we’ll get a high draft pick next year!

by brayden04 on Apr 20, 2008 5:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I am perfectly alright with sacrificing this season

if it means it will rescue us from Bill Bavasi.

by thewyrm on Apr 20, 2008 6:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

...and then they hire a guy just him.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 20, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hear Pat Gillick might be available after this season...

by Robert on Apr 20, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Upgrade!

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 20, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lets not say things we can't take back

by Robert on Apr 20, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cheer up dudes

Not all is lost. We’re a decent team, a better one than last year, and it’s early yet. Wait until we hear more about Bedard’s injury before declaring the year a lost cause.

Besides, even if we do suck we still get to watch Ichiro, Felix, and the gang.

Plus Clement is owning everything/one so that’s nice too.

by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 6:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Voice of reason seconded.

No offense folks, but this organization is not the worst around. As Graham mentions above we still have players that are fun to watch. Sit back and enjoy.

The user formerly known as Sec 108.

by Sec 108 on Apr 20, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

If we can sit through 63-99 and 69-93, we can manage this.

by Gomez on Apr 20, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Somebody check for dogs and cats living together

because that just sounded like optimism from Graham.

by coolguyrob on Apr 20, 2008 8:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

confirmed

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 20, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MASS HYSTERIA!

by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Somebody check for dogs and cats living together

because that just sounded like optimism from Graham.

by coolguyrob on Apr 20, 2008 8:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm not being optimistic

I’m just not being unrealistically pessimistic.

by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK it may be the 2 bottles of wine,

but that made me crack up.

by coolguyrob on Apr 20, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We're underperforming.

by ThundaPC on Apr 20, 2008 8:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You know, there's a way to release all this pent up frustartion.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 20, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Random Rape?

by hcoguy on Apr 20, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Soaking puppies in a tub of acid?

by brayden04 on Apr 20, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

punting babies?

by BrianL on Apr 20, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, I was just gonna go jerk off.

You guys are sickos.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 20, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

GTA IV?

by Robert on Apr 20, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The PLU Tim method?

i.e. finding McLaren supporters and punching them in the face?

by Gomez on Apr 20, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just killed a hobo with a strawberry (I had the strawberry, not the hobo)

I feel much better.

by Graham on Apr 20, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

To: Lookout Landing Pessimists

Try being a Rangers fan.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_04_20_texmlb_bosmlb_1&;mode=wrap#boxscore

Apologies for not knowing how to make a cleaner link.

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 20, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yours is not pessimism.

Pessimism is expecting the worst possible. Ours is pessimism because we have an okay team we expect to do terribly.
Yours is not pessimism, yours is realism ;-).

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 20, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wish we coulda signed Millwood when we had the chance.

(unless of course we couldn’t)

by ThundaPC on Apr 21, 2008 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've been thinking about this a lot recetnly.

And both Washburn and Dickey ranking on Johjima’s play call abilities to the press, no matter whether or not they are true, is still bullshit. Team chemistry may be crap, but you don’t openly insult/blame your teammates. Fuck this team.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 20, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs