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4/1: Open Felix Day Game Thread, Part 4

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Well this was supposed to be a rally dino but it didn't rally. Which I guess is appropriate.

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Can someone who is dead hate

Because I'm pretty sure he loathes me. =(

by joof on Apr 1, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the last inning is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

by Sidi on Apr 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever, M's still lose.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Jamie Burke HR here would just about

complete the night.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think I can take anymore

We need to win in this half inning.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Full count...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yuni was clutch last year right?

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yunibomber

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Yuni..

Tryin to tie it up are we?

Do it again.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni

Mother Fucking Clutch

by joof on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni

Never swing like that again

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get to that one, Bitch.

Gimme my Goddamn Ice Cream.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not over yet...

:)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW. 4-5 2 doubles..

Ichiro. Please. PLEASE. PPLLEEAASSEE.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job, Yuni

Can we has Ichiclutch?

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please....don't....let.....it....die!!!!!!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, that scared me MUCH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i love yuni

now pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze ichiro get a hit

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

false hope false hope false hope false hope

false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DON'T BE JEALOUS JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY HOPES UP

I'M NOT CRYING THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delicious

I hope Ichiro lines the tying single off of Hamilton's face. >:(

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ASS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CUNT.

FUCK YOU RANGERS. FUCK. FUCUUCKCUFCCUIFUCUCCKCKCUFUCKCUFKCU whatever.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ASS

ASS

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god dammit

worst game of the year hopefully

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO HURTS THE TEAM BY

Not lining the game winning single off of Hamilton's face.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job MLB.tv

I don't want to hear what a tough loss it was by two gay guys with greasy hair.

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

first of many depressing losses

with this offense.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF!!!!!

I left after the 8th...fuck fuck shit fuck

by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

2 Games into the season, and we're already a collective mess. This is going to be a LOOOOOONG season. Let's go for it guys

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My good friend,

Jim Jones

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

And I just got the talk about reducing my alcohol consumption if we're going to try to buy a house.

I'm fucked.

by Sidi on Apr 1, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Between this and the balls

I may need to take my own life

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah no classes for me tomorrow.

Evolutionary Biology and Russian History can wait.

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God told me that

Michael Young would airmail that throw.

There is no God.

by redwolf75 on Apr 1, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He tried to short-hop it

but Ben is too good at his work

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what happened to our 1-2 punch?

Not that they didn't do their job, but aren't we supposed to win these games?

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They both did their jobs just fine

the problem is that there is no 1-9 punch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have to be able to score runs first...

Bedard and Felix only gave up 2 runs, COMBINED.

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Severe lack of run support.

From what I can tell. It's not like Felix and Bedard pitched badly, 1 ER between the two of them.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix was

quite fortunate with some damn good defense on his part to save his bacon.... but yeah, the offense and JJ blew this game

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

I hate the little AIM pop up that tells me we lost. Can I make it only tell me when we win?

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

save Ichiro and felix

and maybe bedard and beltre

by Fin on Apr 1, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll take Putz.

If you don't want him anymore. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The stadium too.

Tear down the fucking stadium and sell it for parts. We won't be needing it.

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Richie.

Why can't we have Broussard? :(

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 1, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure a toilet brush

would be better than Richie. The toilet brush doesn't have to capacity to swing at awful pitches.

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Now I have work to do until 3 AM. And to see this?

by redwolf75 on Apr 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And tomorrow was going to be JJ T-shirt day... who the hell do I wear now?

Or do I remain steadfast with JJ and wear him anyway? And will anyone notice or care in Philadelphia?

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't give up on JJ

unless this becomes a habit.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think in Philly

you'll have a lot of people mis-pronouncing the name on the jersey, and directing it at you. So no, nobody will care

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well....

the fucking oven is electric

I'm out of razor blades

Don't have enough pills

The bridge is too far away

It's always somethin...

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dorothy Parker:

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smell awful;
You might as well live.

by green star oakland on Apr 1, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What flavor Kool-Aid

I'm partial to some flavors over others... and I kind of want death to taste good.

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know...

I think I just really really like grape Kool-Aid. Death kind or not, its delicious.

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, about CJ Wilson

I'm not saying he's the best closer in the league, but his numbers last year were pretty good.

ERA+: 149
WHIP: 1.215
K/9: 8.3

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 1, 2008 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, CJ Wilson is quite good

but as evidenced tonight 2007 performance was no guarantee of anything. >:(

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIGH

oh my god sigh.

Wilkerson/Richie/Vidro need to DIAF.

was anyone else just FEELING a Burke HR?

by PShwa on Apr 1, 2008 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really

I was hoping he'd sit on 3-2, fouling strikes and waiting for ball four.

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wanted to not be scared anymore

JJ blowing a save is a scary feeling

I was more mad at Sexson than anyone else.

That pitch was nowhere NEAR a strike. Seriously, Richie. SERIOUSLY.

by PShwa on Apr 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why McLaren, WHY?

McLaren, put in freakin' Mike Morse! We don't want our backup catcher to pinch hit in the bottom of the 9th when we are down... Where are you coming up with this logic?

by Alaska on Apr 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

J.J. Putz blows a save....

.......

HAHAHAHAHAH APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

....wait....that was real?

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was anyone else REALLY mad

when Vidro was not pinch run for?

by PShwa on Apr 1, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got home.

KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE

ALSO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW A FASTBALL TO TEXAS' BEST POWER HITTER WITH RAMON MOTHERFUCKING VASQUEZ ON DECK!!! RAMON VASQUEZ!!!! RAMON GOD DAMN SHIT EATING TIT-FUCKING VALDEZ!!!

GTE GTE GTE

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 1, 2008 11:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got home from the game

Fuck.
Fuck you, too.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Apr 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got back as well.

Fuck Richie Sexson.

I don't care that JJ Putz gave up the go ahead run, the biggest suckfest of the game was Richie. Three fucking strikeouts, looked like a fucking crippled 90-year-old .

Furthermore, fuck Squinty McClusterfuck for his idiotic bench construction. Fuck Squinty for temping fate by leaving Vidro in to run.

Finally, fuck the morons who were sitting by me. Fuck them for thinking that Jose Vidro is the second coming of Edgar Martinez because of his fucking empty .314 average. Fuck them for bitching at me when I got pissed off at Sexson.

Fuck fuck fuck.

I'll be watching Carlos Fuckin' Silva pitch from the warmth of my own room tomorrow.

by BrianL on Apr 1, 2008 11:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome use of your bench Mac

Pinch running Jimmerson for Burke and Bloomquist are fine, but why the hell leave Willie in left when you can put the better defender in Jimmerson in left, and have that spot be up in the next inning where you can pinch hit Morse against the lefty closer?

Dumb

by nadzor on Apr 1, 2008 11:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That should read pinch running Jimmerson for Johjima, and Bloomquist for Ibanez. But I am tired a dumb.

by nadzor on Apr 1, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also just got back

with a major headache.

...But Red's new sign was awesome.

by krb on Apr 1, 2008 11:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seconded

the giant Beltre made my day

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

that was a long afternoon. Went to a game with a bunch of ESPN loyalists. They all think I'm the biggest idiot on the planet because I think:

A) Felix is really really good
B) A-Rod is not a good fielding 3rd baseman
C) Groundballs for hits are more indicative of good performance than hard hit liners for outs
D) Adrian Beltre is the absolute man at 3rd base
E) Jeff Cirillo is not the greatest defensive third baseman of all time (seriously?)

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, and

F) Errors are not necessarily indicative of defensive ability
G) Felix's win-loss record has nothing to do with his abilities

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must vent

I forgive JJ, but seriously, fuck Sexson. My God, lets just fucking swing at shit so far away it needs to be returned by Fedex.
Good night, cruel world.

by pervert tom on Apr 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just got back from work

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKK

fuck you Richie, fuck you Brad. I want Jose Guillen back, FUCK I WANT BEN BROUSSARD BACK!

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We shouldn't be losing to the Rangers.

Fuck you Richie Sexson. You will be more successful if you don't swing than if you do.

by Alaska on Apr 2, 2008 1:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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