4/1: Open Felix Day Game Thread, Part 4
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT
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PrintWell this was supposed to be a rally dino but it didn't rally. Which I guess is appropriate.
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Hmm...
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the last inning is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."
A Jamie Burke HR here would just about
complete the night.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Quite the FB swing for Burke..
Too bad he missed.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
He's greasing the ball with his hair.
That's illegal.
yuni was clutch last year right?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Wow Yuni..
Tryin to tie it up are we?
Do it again.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
WOW. 4-5 2 doubles..
Ichiro. Please. PLEASE. PPLLEEAASSEE.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
please....don't....let.....it....die!!!!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
false hope false hope false hope false hope
false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope false hope
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
DON'T BE JEALOUS JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY HOPES UP
I'M NOT CRYING THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CUNT.
FUCK YOU RANGERS. FUCK. FUCUUCKCUFCCUIFUCUCCKCKCUFUCKCUFKCU whatever.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
ICHIRO HURTS THE TEAM BY
Not lining the game winning single off of Hamilton's face.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Good job MLB.tv
I don't want to hear what a tough loss it was by two gay guys with greasy hair.
first of many depressing losses
with this offense.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
Jesus
2 Games into the season, and we're already a collective mess. This is going to be a LOOOOOONG season. Let's go for it guys
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
My good friend,
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Get in line
The Swedish blonde was a dude. >:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess who you get tomorrow night?
The fat greasy prostitute who craps in cop cars after getting arrested.
I didn't repeat it verbatim
this is a violation of sorts.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah no classes for me tomorrow.
Evolutionary Biology and Russian History can wait.
He tried to short-hop it
but Ben is too good at his work
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So what happened to our 1-2 punch?
Not that they didn't do their job, but aren't we supposed to win these games?
They both did their jobs just fine
the problem is that there is no 1-9 punch
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Severe lack of run support.
From what I can tell. It's not like Felix and Bedard pitched badly, 1 ER between the two of them.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Felix was
quite fortunate with some damn good defense on his part to save his bacon.... but yeah, the offense and JJ blew this game
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
I hate the little AIM pop up that tells me we lost. Can I make it only tell me when we win?
We'll take Putz.
If you don't want him anymore. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
The stadium too.
Tear down the fucking stadium and sell it for parts. We won't be needing it.
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure a toilet brush
would be better than Richie. The toilet brush doesn't have to capacity to swing at awful pitches.
And tomorrow was going to be JJ T-shirt day... who the hell do I wear now?
Or do I remain steadfast with JJ and wear him anyway? And will anyone notice or care in Philadelphia?
I wouldn't give up on JJ
unless this becomes a habit.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I think in Philly
you'll have a lot of people mis-pronouncing the name on the jersey, and directing it at you. So no, nobody will care
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Im wearing mine today...
I can't quit him
well....
the fucking oven is electric
I'm out of razor blades
Don't have enough pills
The bridge is too far away
It's always somethin...
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Dorothy Parker:
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smell awful;
You might as well live.
by green star oakland on Apr 1, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
What flavor Kool-Aid
I'm partial to some flavors over others... and I kind of want death to taste good.
Umm, about CJ Wilson
I'm not saying he's the best closer in the league, but his numbers last year were pretty good.
ERA+: 149
WHIP: 1.215
K/9: 8.3
Yes, CJ Wilson is quite good
but as evidenced tonight 2007 performance was no guarantee of anything. >:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That game was like finding out your long lost father was an MLB player...
But then coming to realize he is Player A.
I just wanted to not be scared anymore
JJ blowing a save is a scary feeling
I was more mad at Sexson than anyone else.
That pitch was nowhere NEAR a strike. Seriously, Richie. SERIOUSLY.
Why McLaren, WHY?
McLaren, put in freakin' Mike Morse! We don't want our backup catcher to pinch hit in the bottom of the 9th when we are down... Where are you coming up with this logic?
Uh well if you take Burke out I'd love to see who you'd have catch the 10th
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ASSUMING WE MAKE IT TO THE 10th
Better chance to have kenji or morse jack one
Just got home.
KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE KILL RICHIE
ALSO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW A FASTBALL TO TEXAS' BEST POWER HITTER WITH RAMON MOTHERFUCKING VASQUEZ ON DECK!!! RAMON VASQUEZ!!!! RAMON GOD DAMN SHIT EATING TIT-FUCKING VALDEZ!!!
GTE GTE GTE
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Just got back as well.
Fuck Richie Sexson.
I don't care that JJ Putz gave up the go ahead run, the biggest suckfest of the game was Richie. Three fucking strikeouts, looked like a fucking crippled 90-year-old .
Furthermore, fuck Squinty McClusterfuck for his idiotic bench construction. Fuck Squinty for temping fate by leaving Vidro in to run.
Finally, fuck the morons who were sitting by me. Fuck them for thinking that Jose Vidro is the second coming of Edgar Martinez because of his fucking empty .314 average. Fuck them for bitching at me when I got pissed off at Sexson.
Fuck fuck fuck.
I'll be watching Carlos Fuckin' Silva pitch from the warmth of my own room tomorrow.
Awesome use of your bench Mac
Pinch running Jimmerson for Burke and Bloomquist are fine, but why the hell leave Willie in left when you can put the better defender in Jimmerson in left, and have that spot be up in the next inning where you can pinch hit Morse against the lefty closer?
Dumb
Wow
that was a long afternoon. Went to a game with a bunch of ESPN loyalists. They all think I'm the biggest idiot on the planet because I think:
A) Felix is really really good
B) A-Rod is not a good fielding 3rd baseman
C) Groundballs for hits are more indicative of good performance than hard hit liners for outs
D) Adrian Beltre is the absolute man at 3rd base
E) Jeff Cirillo is not the greatest defensive third baseman of all time (seriously?)
Must vent
I forgive JJ, but seriously, fuck Sexson. My God, lets just fucking swing at shit so far away it needs to be returned by Fedex.
Good night, cruel world.
just got back from work
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKK
fuck you Richie, fuck you Brad. I want Jose Guillen back, FUCK I WANT BEN BROUSSARD BACK!
We shouldn't be losing to the Rangers.
Fuck you Richie Sexson. You will be more successful if you don't swing than if you do.
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