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its the nature of the new format

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We can't hit.

"We" doesn't include Beltre.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reuse material

We won't notice.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You should just keep a stock template

Just group them by gametype

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try refreshing

and see where your post actually falls

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats why you fail

except you dont at all.

i actually appreciate you contribution to my enjoyment of the Mariners.

.....jerkface.

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man

Beltre is the one guy who doesn't suck in the middle of our lineup. Except since he's surrounded by fail, his efforts always seem to be wasted. Such bullshit.

by joof on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they should move him back to the 2 hole

Ichiro will get his 200+ hits, and Beltre can rack up 150 RBI hitting behind him

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then somebody would fuck up

and he'd be right back where he is now

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilkersuck

nice downgrade Bill

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS MORE BONDS!

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ironically

Guillen did a lot more ass-kissing than I would've thought.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You had Adam Jones.

And Bill Bavasi does not plan ahead well.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss the good old days

Before Putz when we used to send out Eddie to protect a 3 run lead in the 9th and every single one of us knew he'd blow it.

Those were some good times. Hopefully Eddie remembers them next inning.

by PDXTai on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"I would walk 500 miles

and I would walk 500 more"
Why is that the music they play for Potatoes?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing you can do about it

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Richie why? don't touch it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eric O"Flaherty

cuz he's Irish-ish

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad that didn't break his wrist

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad start.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your 2009 Mariners 1B

Yao Ming

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

That was a misplay by O'Flahrtey, but stil, fuck Richie

by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Sexson had no chance"

applies to so many scenarios

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many

English speaking players would you feel completely safe leaving your girlfriend/wife with and not worry about anything happening?

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson:

Honorary Biggest Suckfest.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This feels like a game

we're just not ordained to win.

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well We're Fucked

Fuck this offense and fuck everything in general

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait...wait...

Is this what offense looks like?

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EOF not lookin' so hot...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah rally secret

didn't work so well

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well our offense

fuckin and suckin and
fuckin and suckin

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit.

How the fuck can we not score off of fucking Guardado.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaaaaaaaand game.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GS52 Would've K'd him

GS52 would've stopped this bleeding.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers lead.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed you, GTE

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the game thread

is way ahead of my ironically not-paid-for internets broadcast.

ah, i see. SHIT.

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Mac's trying to make a decision himself"

threat level red for fans sitting above the dugout.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everytime you allow a flyball

your balls shrink. Did you know that, Eric?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please get out of this inning without any more runs

Then we at least have a fighting chance.. Not a great chance seeing as how we can not move a fucking baserunner past second base - but a chance.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So MLB.com finally made me pay for MLB.tv tonight.

I thought I was going to pull a fast one on them.

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, if it's just 1 run, you have a decent shot.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You were saying?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should really know better.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut your whore mouth

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HELL

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:(

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shhhhhhhhh

its a secret

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dear God

this half-inning was the anti-good

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

2 runs is insurmountable for this offense

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That looked like a strike...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I was a fan of BAL

I would constantly have a high BAC

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guy we got in his trade

is the guy that was responsible for us winning last night.

sorry to confuse you with the facts.

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really?

I thought it might have been the 5 runs we scored because Bedard did not look all that great.

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-1.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a normal offense...

would have at least 3 runs by now. Texas has their 3, we've got one. I hate Bavasi

by basebliman on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the first of many

with this pitiful offense.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the fuck are you good for Richie?

don't overexert yourself there buddy.

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he's so tall

at least balls won't go over him...

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all pitching and no hitting

this worked so well for the blue jays last year

by harrylime on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In far more hilarious news

San Francisco put everything it had into establishing a 2-0 lead and then immediately gave it away.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're like the Little Engine That Could

And after realizing they could they find out they have brain cancer.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the crowd is heading to the exits.

What is that? Oh, the game wasn't sold out?

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We suck.

The pitching isn't to blame - it's the crappy offence that can't score against these bums.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A conversation

Lee: Sir, maybe we should look into acquiring some offense?
Bill: Excellent idea! Is Joey Cora available?

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably not.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umpires don't make much, do they?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning over.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TERROR

that was frightening

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least the offense is going to turn over

Maybe the top can get somethin goin off of this pen. Wow - my optimism still hasn't faded.. I think this is some sort of optimistic longevity record.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We made it out of there...

Now its time for the offense to do something... anything

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's too bad.

We've had several positive momentum changing plays this game and offense hasn't been able to get anyone past 2nd base.

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's up?

Vidro?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't feel too bad guys...

We get to watch Silva, Washburn and Batista after tonight.

by Happybelly on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

We don't need a roided out wrestler pitching against us.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

This Benoit and his family are still alive.

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just call him Chris

because he's about to suffocate the life out of us.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mike young

hearts the Mariners

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck it

Take what we can get

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

E-5

And I'm aware he was playing short

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA Michael Young

By far my favorite shortstop ever.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ladies and gentlemen,

the best player in the AL West!

by camomilk on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FEAR OF A FAT MAN

If a 300 pound Puerto Rican was running at me with sharp shoes, I couldn't catch a ball either.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They call that

"The Vidro Double" in Venezuela

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I guess Vidro's still the luckiest man in an M's uniform.

by marc w on Apr 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SLAMPIG

Turbo's blazing sped frightened Young into throwing that too early.

by cwel87 on Apr 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro is perturbed

the Texas infield has made him do an awful lot of unexpected running tonight.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not pinchrunning bloomquist?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO! KENJI!

No pop ups on the infield please Yuni!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES SIR

Nice Hit Kenji

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima!!

Time for MR. CLUTCH!

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ooookay

so they pinch run for Johjima? Gotta keep slampig in the game...

by marc w on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist scores on that.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

McClaren playing for extras

otherwise, why not pinch-run fatty?

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Score 7 runs

then I'll feel safe

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!

YUNI!!!!!!

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI STRIKES AGAIN

IT IS BUSINESS TIME FOR ICHIRO

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's time for Charles Gipson

I mean, Charlton Jimerson.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNIIIIII

CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BETANCLUTCH

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A SHITTY TEXAS BULLPEN!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt is clutch.

I heard it through the grapevine.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

soo...

YUUUUUU

FUCKING

BETTTTTTTTTTTTT

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Comeback! 3-2!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

as a fellow angels fan I have to ask

how you are able to be so excited about mariners games without guilt? I love baseball, and I follow the mariners like crazy, but I always feel guilty when I commit the doublethink of getting excited at the prospect of the mariners doing well.

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Apr 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YUNIIIIIIIII

NOW GO ICHIRO

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoilers! Spoilers!

All of you!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEZE TIME!

Perfect time to do it.

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh how I love to see me

some Putz warming up. Warms my cockles, it does.

by JuliaHope on Apr 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

defense

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK DEFENSE!!!!

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed. Tie game.:)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ERRORS ERRORS ERRORS ERRORS

I LOVE THE TEXAS INFIELD

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Well, your's, Texas, for us.

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers' Defence

you gotta love these guys

by Vancouver Dave on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and fuckin and suckin

and fuckin and suckin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you gotta sac bunt here

can't believe I'm calling for it

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEFENSE. WINS. CHAMPIONSHIPS.

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers are Cracking me up

This is has took quite the awesome turn

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Jose up

in ALL of the clutch situations?

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO IS HURTING BASEBALL

BY CAUSING IAN KINSLER TO MAKE ERRORS BY SENDING MENTAL SIGNALS

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We've really underestimated the 'intimidation factor'

That, or Hamilton is sharing his crack pipe with the Texas infield.

by cwel87 on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs