4/1: Open Felix Day Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 9:22 PM PDT
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its the nature of the new format
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
You should just keep a stock template
Just group them by gametype
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Yeah, but my penis is large.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Size doesn't matter.
But 14". I'm just saying.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
try refreshing
and see where your post actually falls
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
thats why you fail
except you dont at all.
i actually appreciate you contribution to my enjoyment of the Mariners.
.....jerkface.
Man
Beltre is the one guy who doesn't suck in the middle of our lineup. Except since he's surrounded by fail, his efforts always seem to be wasted. Such bullshit.
Yeah, they should move him back to the 2 hole
Ichiro will get his 200+ hits, and Beltre can rack up 150 RBI hitting behind him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
But then somebody would fuck up
and he'd be right back where he is now
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Ironically
Guillen did a lot more ass-kissing than I would've thought.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Because while you wouldn't know it from Wilkerson's platoon partner
we're taking a stand against steroid users.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You had Adam Jones.
And Bill Bavasi does not plan ahead well.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I miss the good old days
Before Putz when we used to send out Eddie to protect a 3 run lead in the 9th and every single one of us knew he'd blow it.
Those were some good times. Hopefully Eddie remembers them next inning.
"I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more"
Why is that the music they play for Potatoes?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
nothing you can do about it
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Richie why? don't touch it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Over/under on Hamilton being Mr. Clutch in inning 10?
Refuse to progress!!
Your 2009 Mariners 1B
Yao Ming
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
True
That was a misplay by O'Flahrtey, but stil, fuck Richie
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
How many
English speaking players would you feel completely safe leaving your girlfriend/wife with and not worry about anything happening?
This feels like a game
we're just not ordained to win.
This doesn't feel promising..
At least Ra_l caught it..
yeah rally secret
didn't work so well
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Well our offense
fuckin and suckin and
fuckin and suckin
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
God dammit.
How the fuck can we not score off of fucking Guardado.
Well, on the he upside...
We may get to see Ichiro swing for the fences.
Too early in the season...
...to lose hope
Everytime you allow a flyball
your balls shrink. Did you know that, Eric?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Please get out of this inning without any more runs
Then we at least have a fighting chance.. Not a great chance seeing as how we can not move a fucking baserunner past second base - but a chance.
So MLB.com finally made me pay for MLB.tv tonight.
I thought I was going to pull a fast one on them.
Well, if it's just 1 run, you have a decent shot.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
AND SON OF A FUCKING GOD DAMN BITCH POTATOES!
FUCK. FUUUUCK.
shhhhhhhhh
its a secret
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
A secret to our fucking management apparently
and ownership
and fanbase
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was a fan of BAL
I would constantly have a high BAC
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
the guy we got in his trade
is the guy that was responsible for us winning last night.
sorry to confuse you with the facts.
Oh really?
I thought it might have been the 5 runs we scored because Bedard did not look all that great.
We probably still could have gotten Bedard without giving up GS52
But Bavasi ain't much a poker player.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
a normal offense...
would have at least 3 runs by now. Texas has their 3, we've got one. I hate Bavasi
I blame Sexson for all of this
just because...
the first of many
with this pitiful offense.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
all pitching and no hitting
this worked so well for the blue jays last year
In far more hilarious news
San Francisco put everything it had into establishing a 2-0 lead and then immediately gave it away.
They're like the Little Engine That Could
And after realizing they could they find out they have brain cancer.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how the pre game show talked up how much we would score today
Bill Kreuger can suck my purple distended scrotum.
We suck.
The pitching isn't to blame - it's the crappy offence that can't score against these bums.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
A conversation
Lee: Sir, maybe we should look into acquiring some offense?
Bill: Excellent idea! Is Joey Cora available?
Umpires don't make much, do they?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the offense is going to turn over
Maybe the top can get somethin goin off of this pen. Wow - my optimism still hasn't faded.. I think this is some sort of optimistic longevity record.
Broussard was going to point to the crowd again if that left the park.
Except this time with the middle finger.
We made it out of there...
Now its time for the offense to do something... anything
Good thing we got Bloomquist and Cairo on the bench
This is EXACTLY when we need them!
It's too bad.
We've had several positive momentum changing plays this game and offense hasn't been able to get anyone past 2nd base.
Don't feel too bad guys...
We get to watch Silva, Washburn and Batista after tonight.
E-5
And I'm aware he was playing short
Refuse to progress!!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the best player in the AL West!
FEAR OF A FAT MAN
If a 300 pound Puerto Rican was running at me with sharp shoes, I couldn't catch a ball either.
Wow
I guess Vidro's still the luckiest man in an M's uniform.
Why would they not pinch run?
Why even have a bench?
Vidro is the player of the game and he didn't do anything right tonight...
That is, if we win.
There. Better.
CAN'T PINCH RUN NOW
NEED EXPERIENCED BUNTERS FOR THE 16th INNING
WOO! KENJI!
No pop ups on the infield please Yuni!
FUCK YEA BABY!!! FUCK YEA BABY!!!
YUNIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
It's time for Charles Gipson
I mean, Charlton Jimerson.
Favor the Bold
as a fellow angels fan I have to ask
how you are able to be so excited about mariners games without guilt? I love baseball, and I follow the mariners like crazy, but I always feel guilty when I commit the doublethink of getting excited at the prospect of the mariners doing well.
The poster formerly known as NewLocal.
Let's be honest
a lot of this stream of dialogue has come out of your own hilarious typos.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh for sure, and I have not problem with that
I'm not so much scared personally as I am for what remains of our humanity
Spoilers! Spoilers!
All of you!
Favor the Bold
This must be why I watch the Mariners.
Yeah, this must be it.
Oh how I love to see me
some Putz warming up. Warms my cockles, it does.
defense
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Is Matt Kata playing every position tonight?
FUCK YEA BABY!!!
Rangers' Defence
you gotta love these guys
and fuckin and suckin
and fuckin and suckin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Probably because they keep IBB'ing Ichiro
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when you squeeze them chocolate and gold comes out, right?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIRO IS HURTING BASEBALL
BY CAUSING IAN KINSLER TO MAKE ERRORS BY SENDING MENTAL SIGNALS
We've really underestimated the 'intimidation factor'
That, or Hamilton is sharing his crack pipe with the Texas infield.
KINSLER YOU ARE FUCKING THE MAN!
FUCK MY PUSSY FUCK MY PUSSY
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Glad I didn't miss this one squire [famous last words?]
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd probably botch it though
and put it in your ass or something
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
someone is going to need Vagisil by season's end
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And heeeere we go!
Lopez is havin a good start to the season!
Hey look -
They are walking Ra_l in front of Richie, loading the bases - do they remember the 6 times last year this happened?
I do.
Oh boy, Sexson with bases loaded
Why does this proposition not thrill me.
GS FB richie.
become amazingly useful. please.
k, thx. bye.
They realize by doing this they're
guaranteeing an AB for Beltre?
Post Game...
Reporter: Ichiro, what were you thinking during that bottom of the eighth?
Ichiro: I missed my Teddy Bear so I invaded the second baseman's mind.
by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Two years ago walking Raul to get to Sexson
meant a grand slam. Now...not so much.
Riding on you Richie..
*loses kitty ears*
Sexson with the bases Juiced.
No ground balls.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
richie just missed that one.
therefore....i think we're fucked this AB
desperate people are people too
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that seemed like a good pitch
even though the crowd booed
--JB--
by Jake Bertalotto on Apr 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, maybe not
may have been a ball but it was hittable
--JB--
by Jake Bertalotto on Apr 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Say what you want..
But Richie has had some of the best AB's this young season.
Here it comes...
Fastball grooved down the middle, Sexson swings under it way too hard.
Funk Walk!??!?
hahaha Sims even made a comment about this not being the real mariners because they're patient
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Refuse to progress!!
THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU SWINGING AT
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU RICHIE! BOO ALL YOU WANT. FUCK.
Cmon King Awesome!
That sucked
But inside I'm chuckling just at the sheer predictability of that.
C'mon King Awesome!!
Wow, GTFO of Seattle Richie
That was a terrible pitch. Terrible.
Is anybody actually surprised?
Absolutely no surprise for me.
rediculous
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
MURDER YOU I WILL REMOVE YOUR TESTICLES WITH THE TEETH THAT I WILL HAVE ALREADY REMOVED FROM YOU
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I almost feel
sorry for Texas fans
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I DO feel sorry for them
Two days in a row, just plain embarrassing for them.
GERALD LAIRD, MICHAEL YOUNG, IAN KINSLER
MY 2008 AMERICAN LEAGUE ALL STARS
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
This is how the Mariners win ball games.
Let your opponent win your games for you.
Gotta love these guys.
I can't stand this
both gameday and the blog are moments ahead of Niehaus, and I can't read this while listening.... I want the audio live, dammit.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
OBP!!!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Ughh Wilkerson
They should just place Sexson, Wilkerson, and Vidro at the bottom of the lineup.
This is such an amazingly awful display of defense
The Rangers have given this to us. Handed it over on a plate. We'll take!
Wow.. if that was a first pitch foul out
I was going to scream in a much less pleasant manner than I just did.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Time to send Texas a fruit basket
"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh?", but if it's in a basket you're like "This is nice."
The baseball gods have nothing on the Texas infield
That's all them, homefries.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Wilkerson, meet our good friend Mr. Suckfest.
ah, I see you're already acquainted.
by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Half?
You'd better tell McLaren. I bet he thinks it's like 95/5 or so
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilk is swinging at those up and in pitches
too much, popping them all up. Just take them Brad.
M's benefit from Rangers full of suck
Can't wait to see the WPA chart.
Favor the Bold
why isn't Mr. En Fuego at bat?
GO SWIM IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO, WILKERSON
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
My wife thinks it is really funny
to say "Thunderthighs!" instead of "Thunderstruck!" for J.J.
Also, DIAF Wilkerson.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Just so y'all know..
The bug that had Kinsler's fever at 103 yesterday before gametime has spread to Young and Blalock. That's why Blalock has been pulled most likely.
Interesting
the IBB of Raul was actually correct according to WPA, dropped our WE by 2 points.
You know I'm fine with keeping Vidro in the lineup
as long as he continues to terrify baseman into dropping the ball with his lumbering, thundering stride.
Slampig on the basepaths
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If we can win like this all the time, great
Too bad we don't play Texas 162 games
I don't know that I can take this for 160 more games..
Wait.. yes I can.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I really need Putz to get the save here, because I really need to sleep.
6.03am now. :(
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
You are a real man
albeit one with a vagina.
Graham is a buttfucking quitter.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm
What the hell was that 89 MPH pitch at the letters JJ. Don't do that again.
DIVE RICHIE
and don't forget to hurt yourself on the way in!
3 things
1) Turbo's Magic Hotdog powers
2) Sexson Ks with the Bases Loaded
3) Rally Dino Kills Texas' defense
I SWEAR it did too..
I almost typed a very similar response.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe it is spelled Doug Mitnhuehiazzihuhfche
But I could be wrong
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Guh.
Show how overrated Young is.. please.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT A SPLIT! Holy sheeeet!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
SIDDAWUN!!
Michael Young should be embarassed. Those were terrible pitches.
Refuse to progress!!
shit
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Ningwers felt it coming, that's for sure.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Because JJ is throwing in the low 90's..
That is scary.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Niehaus' voice is breaking
someone get him a lozenge.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck.
Well I guess I can go home from work now.
my dorm floor will come to hate me
for all my screaming this spring
join a fraternity
They sit there and scream with you
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
how charming
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
And yet.. it is still the truth.
I commend you.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
why?
would I pay 1,200 more a semester to live in a dorm that is designed like a prison?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
besides,
you don't call your country a cunt so please don't call my fraternity a frat
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I can and do call my country a cunt,
and you're fraternity is gay
Wow
there is a lot of unchecked aggression here towards fraternities, I;m going to guess that the fraternities at your school probably aren't very good at living their values
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
not really sure what that mean
but I'm just referring to frats and douche frat guys in general
Not all fraternity boys
are douchebags. Besides, you can find douchebags anywhere. Values that my fraternity fosters are friendship, scholarship, and service.
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
God damn I hate Hamilton tonight
2 great catches, 1 run to first, and one HR...
WHO POSTED THAT MARINERS RALLY MONKEY
HE SHALL BURN FOR SEVENTY DAYS AND SEVENTY NIGHTS
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
I don't even know where it is
and why would I? >:(
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't know about you
but i've been cockpunched - my lousy ranger fan roommate is in the other room laughing right now
by sooper jeenyus on Apr 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
go fucking OD hamilton
i am going to hate u all season. u r a bitich and a half
Looks like
middle reliever Putz instead of Putz woo..... shit.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
I want to kill everything
6.12am ro watch a blown save? Why does God forsake me?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Because you're english
Go play cricket
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's dark outside. :(
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you have Universal Health Care....
God hates that
There's still lots of hope
aka the Rangers bullpen.
Didn't feel like we should've won this game anyway.
Texas basically begged us to win.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Good Grief People....
This place is reading like a JJ Putz Obituary. Calm the fuck down.
Thank God we have Clement to pinch hit...
wait, fuck.
Who needs pinch hitters.
We have pinch RUNNERS. And pinch PLAYER-COACHES.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it was a good run while it lasted.
New Management, GM, manager, and Clement in 09! And all that other good stuff.
Shoulda just kept King Felix in
all nine innings.... it was all good til he got pulled.
Pitch count you say? What?
Should not have used JJ yesterday
No fucking need for the closer with a 3 run lead.
Putz
Ever the most competitive, has to make sure we out-not-want-this-game than them.
Can't save em all..
He can still win this one!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll say it again:
One run good, two runs better.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 1, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
So if we win this game
At least now we'll have earned it.
Anyone want to join me for a spot of genocide?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
How the hell is C.J. Wilson a 'closer'
I cannot see him as anything but a LOOGY. But hey - I guess he is gettin the job done. Fuck.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Why does everyone's outfield catch stuff, and ours doesn't
Oh wait, because ours sucks
Pretty comic that we grown because
our DH is up in the ninth.
Wow, CJ Wilson really pisses me off...
Just because how he looks.
Soooo...
Really, really bad show of offense by the M's last two games.
Millwood, Padilla??
Its quite a bit worse than I thought.
Umm, about CJ Wilson...
I'm not saying he's the best closer in the league, but his numbers last year were pretty good.
ERA+: 149
WHIP: 1.215
K/9: 8.3
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