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4/1: Open Felix Day Game Thread, Part 3

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You sons of bitches are posting too fast for me to come up with clever things to say in these.

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its the nature of the new format

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We can't hit.

"We" doesn't include Beltre.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reuse material

We won't notice.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You should just keep a stock template

Just group them by gametype

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try refreshing

and see where your post actually falls

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats why you fail

except you dont at all.

i actually appreciate you contribution to my enjoyment of the Mariners.

.....jerkface.

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man

Beltre is the one guy who doesn't suck in the middle of our lineup. Except since he's surrounded by fail, his efforts always seem to be wasted. Such bullshit.

by joof on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they should move him back to the 2 hole

Ichiro will get his 200+ hits, and Beltre can rack up 150 RBI hitting behind him

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then somebody would fuck up

and he'd be right back where he is now

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilkersuck

nice downgrade Bill

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS MORE BONDS!

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ironically

Guillen did a lot more ass-kissing than I would've thought.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You had Adam Jones.

And Bill Bavasi does not plan ahead well.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss the good old days

Before Putz when we used to send out Eddie to protect a 3 run lead in the 9th and every single one of us knew he'd blow it.

Those were some good times. Hopefully Eddie remembers them next inning.

by PDXTai on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"I would walk 500 miles

and I would walk 500 more"
Why is that the music they play for Potatoes?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing you can do about it

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Richie why? don't touch it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eric O"Flaherty

cuz he's Irish-ish

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad that didn't break his wrist

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad start.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your 2009 Mariners 1B

Yao Ming

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

That was a misplay by O'Flahrtey, but stil, fuck Richie

by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Sexson had no chance"

applies to so many scenarios

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many

English speaking players would you feel completely safe leaving your girlfriend/wife with and not worry about anything happening?

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson:

Honorary Biggest Suckfest.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This feels like a game

we're just not ordained to win.

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well We're Fucked

Fuck this offense and fuck everything in general

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait...wait...

Is this what offense looks like?

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EOF not lookin' so hot...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah rally secret

didn't work so well

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well our offense

fuckin and suckin and
fuckin and suckin

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit.

How the fuck can we not score off of fucking Guardado.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaaaaaaaand game.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GS52 Would've K'd him

GS52 would've stopped this bleeding.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers lead.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed you, GTE

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the game thread

is way ahead of my ironically not-paid-for internets broadcast.

ah, i see. SHIT.

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Mac's trying to make a decision himself"

threat level red for fans sitting above the dugout.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everytime you allow a flyball

your balls shrink. Did you know that, Eric?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please get out of this inning without any more runs

Then we at least have a fighting chance.. Not a great chance seeing as how we can not move a fucking baserunner past second base - but a chance.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So MLB.com finally made me pay for MLB.tv tonight.

I thought I was going to pull a fast one on them.

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, if it's just 1 run, you have a decent shot.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You were saying?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should really know better.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut your whore mouth

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HELL

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:(

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shhhhhhhhh

its a secret

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dear God

this half-inning was the anti-good

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

2 runs is insurmountable for this offense

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That looked like a strike...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I was a fan of BAL

I would constantly have a high BAC

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guy we got in his trade

is the guy that was responsible for us winning last night.

sorry to confuse you with the facts.

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really?

I thought it might have been the 5 runs we scored because Bedard did not look all that great.

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-1.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a normal offense...

would have at least 3 runs by now. Texas has their 3, we've got one. I hate Bavasi

by basebliman on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the first of many

with this pitiful offense.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the fuck are you good for Richie?

don't overexert yourself there buddy.

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he's so tall

at least balls won't go over him...

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all pitching and no hitting

this worked so well for the blue jays last year

by harrylime on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In far more hilarious news

San Francisco put everything it had into establishing a 2-0 lead and then immediately gave it away.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're like the Little Engine That Could

And after realizing they could they find out they have brain cancer.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the crowd is heading to the exits.

What is that? Oh, the game wasn't sold out?

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We suck.

The pitching isn't to blame - it's the crappy offence that can't score against these bums.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A conversation

Lee: Sir, maybe we should look into acquiring some offense?
Bill: Excellent idea! Is Joey Cora available?

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably not.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umpires don't make much, do they?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning over.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TERROR

that was frightening

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least the offense is going to turn over

Maybe the top can get somethin goin off of this pen. Wow - my optimism still hasn't faded.. I think this is some sort of optimistic longevity record.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We made it out of there...

Now its time for the offense to do something... anything

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's too bad.

We've had several positive momentum changing plays this game and offense hasn't been able to get anyone past 2nd base.

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's up?

Vidro?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't feel too bad guys...

We get to watch Silva, Washburn and Batista after tonight.

by Happybelly on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

We don't need a roided out wrestler pitching against us.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

This Benoit and his family are still alive.

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just call him Chris

because he's about to suffocate the life out of us.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mike young

hearts the Mariners

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck it

Take what we can get

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

E-5

And I'm aware he was playing short

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA Michael Young

By far my favorite shortstop ever.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ladies and gentlemen,

the best player in the AL West!

by camomilk on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FEAR OF A FAT MAN

If a 300 pound Puerto Rican was running at me with sharp shoes, I couldn't catch a ball either.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They call that

"The Vidro Double" in Venezuela

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I guess Vidro's still the luckiest man in an M's uniform.

by marc w on Apr 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SLAMPIG

Turbo's blazing sped frightened Young into throwing that too early.

by cwel87 on Apr 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro is perturbed

the Texas infield has made him do an awful lot of unexpected running tonight.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not pinchrunning bloomquist?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO! KENJI!

No pop ups on the infield please Yuni!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES SIR

Nice Hit Kenji

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima!!

Time for MR. CLUTCH!

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ooookay

so they pinch run for Johjima? Gotta keep slampig in the game...

by marc w on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist scores on that.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

McClaren playing for extras

otherwise, why not pinch-run fatty?

by lemonverbena on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Score 7 runs

then I'll feel safe

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!

YUNI!!!!!!

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI STRIKES AGAIN

IT IS BUSINESS TIME FOR ICHIRO

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's time for Charles Gipson

I mean, Charlton Jimerson.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNIIIIII

CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BETANCLUTCH

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A SHITTY TEXAS BULLPEN!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt is clutch.

I heard it through the grapevine.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

soo...

YUUUUUU

FUCKING

BETTTTTTTTTTTTT

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Comeback! 3-2!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

as a fellow angels fan I have to ask

how you are able to be so excited about mariners games without guilt? I love baseball, and I follow the mariners like crazy, but I always feel guilty when I commit the doublethink of getting excited at the prospect of the mariners doing well.

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Apr 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YUNIIIIIIIII

NOW GO ICHIRO

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoilers! Spoilers!

All of you!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEZE TIME!

Perfect time to do it.

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh how I love to see me

some Putz warming up. Warms my cockles, it does.

by JuliaHope on Apr 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

defense

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK DEFENSE!!!!

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed. Tie game.:)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ERRORS ERRORS ERRORS ERRORS

I LOVE THE TEXAS INFIELD

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Well, your's, Texas, for us.

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers' Defence

you gotta love these guys

by Vancouver Dave on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and fuckin and suckin

and fuckin and suckin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you gotta sac bunt here

can't believe I'm calling for it

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEFENSE. WINS. CHAMPIONSHIPS.

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers are Cracking me up

This is has took quite the awesome turn

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Jose up

in ALL of the clutch situations?

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO IS HURTING BASEBALL

BY CAUSING IAN KINSLER TO MAKE ERRORS BY SENDING MENTAL SIGNALS

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We've really underestimated the 'intimidation factor'

That, or Hamilton is sharing his crack pipe with the Texas infield.

by cwel87 on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KINSLER YOU ARE FUCKING THE MAN!

FUCK MY PUSSY FUCK MY PUSSY

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'd probably botch it though

and put it in your ass or something

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Botch?

Or make better?

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And heeeere we go!

Lopez is havin a good start to the season!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The texas second baseman

Reminds me of my high school baseball days

--JB--

by Jake Bertalotto on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTH?

Texas made a play?

by camomilk on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They will walk Raul and Pitch to Richie

Great spot to redeem yourself Richie

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the fuck bunt there?

Now we have to deal with Sexson.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey look -

They are walking Ra_l in front of Richie, loading the bases - do they remember the 6 times last year this happened?

I do.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy, Sexson with bases loaded

Why does this proposition not thrill me.

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GS FB richie.

become amazingly useful. please.

k, thx. bye.

by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good spot for Mike Morse here

Pinch hit him for Sexson!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Post Game...

Reporter: Ichiro, what were you thinking during that bottom of the eighth?
Ichiro: I missed my Teddy Bear so I invaded the second baseman's mind.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Funk slam?

I think it may happen.

by Penis on Apr 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson with the bases Juiced.

No ground balls.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Good swing"

-Mike Blowers

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that seemed like a good pitch

even though the crowd booed

--JB--

by Jake Bertalotto on Apr 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, maybe not

may have been a ball but it was hittable

--JB--

by Jake Bertalotto on Apr 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Say what you want..

But Richie has had some of the best AB's this young season.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here it comes...

Fastball grooved down the middle, Sexson swings under it way too hard.

by Sidi on Apr 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2 count...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funk Walk!??!?

hahaha Sims even made a comment about this not being the real mariners because they're patient

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALK!

On the catcher!

by Wilder. on Apr 1, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not even fucking close

that was a shitty pitch

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAILBOAT

To your credit, Big Strikeout, you clearly understand the levity of your failure.

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucker.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU SWINGING AT

GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU RICHIE! BOO ALL YOU WANT. FUCK.

Cmon King Awesome!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pussy MacLargeHuge

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucked

But inside I'm chuckling just at the sheer predictability of that.

C'mon King Awesome!!

by JuliaHope on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, GTFO of Seattle Richie

That was a terrible pitch. Terrible.

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anybody actually surprised?

Absolutely no surprise for me.

by vkut79 on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful, Sexson.

I BELIEVE IN KING AWESOME

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WIN

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rediculous

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!!

HOORAY FOR TEXAS SHITTINESS!

by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

LAIRD YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH I LOVE YOU

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

WILD PITCH FOR THE WIN.

SHUT THESE FUCKERS DOWN

by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FEENNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 errors?

Were not winning, they're losing

by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I almost feel

sorry for Texas fans

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I DO feel sorry for them

Two days in a row, just plain embarrassing for them.

by vkut79 on Apr 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GERALD LAIRD, MICHAEL YOUNG, IAN KINSLER

MY 2008 AMERICAN LEAGUE ALL STARS

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is how the Mariners win ball games.

Let your opponent win your games for you.

Gotta love these guys.

by vkut79 on Apr 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist would have caught that

by pup on Apr 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

dynamite time!

by sooper jeenyus on Apr 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers defense

The newest oxymoron.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't stand this

both gameday and the blog are moments ahead of Niehaus, and I can't read this while listening.... I want the audio live, dammit.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OBP!!!!!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ughh Wilkerson

They should just place Sexson, Wilkerson, and Vidro at the bottom of the lineup.

by vkut79 on Apr 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scardy-cats

PINCH HIT MORSE

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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is such an amazingly awful display of defense

The Rangers have given this to us. Handed it over on a plate. We'll take!

by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.. if that was a first pitch foul out

I was going to scream in a much less pleasant manner than I just did.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to send Texas a fruit basket

"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh?", but if it's in a basket you're like "This is nice."

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, it's been a while.

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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Our middle lineup is terrible. We should fix that.

by joof on Apr 1, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Half?

You'd better tell McLaren. I bet he thinks it's like 95/5 or so

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHA Wilkerson SUCKS

by vkut79 on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilk is swinging at those up and in pitches

too much, popping them all up. Just take them Brad.

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

M's benefit from Rangers full of suck

Can't wait to see the WPA chart.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This whole...

Wilkerson, Sexson, Vidro thing? Yeah, let's fix it.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson

This is a platoon.

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why isn't Mr. En Fuego at bat?

GO SWIM IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO, WILKERSON

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife thinks it is really funny

to say "Thunderthighs!" instead of "Thunderstruck!" for J.J.

Also, DIAF Wilkerson.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh...

We nicknamed a friend of mine Thunderthighs on our soccer team back when we were kids. He was the biggest kid on the team, so he basically just kicked the ball as hard as he could. Good times.

by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Putz In.

Game Over.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just so y'all know..

The bug that had Kinsler's fever at 103 yesterday before gametime has spread to Young and Blalock. That's why Blalock has been pulled most likely.

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

the IBB of Raul was actually correct according to WPA, dropped our WE by 2 points.

by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My Fix

Vidro -> Bonds

Sexson -> Clement

Wilk -> Wlad

lineup fixed

by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez->Abu Dhabi

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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know I'm fine with keeping Vidro in the lineup

as long as he continues to terrify baseman into dropping the ball with his lumbering, thundering stride.


Slampig on the basepaths

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

P.I.G.O.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...tired.

Gotta see the end of this though.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really need Putz to get the save here, because I really need to sleep.

6.03am now. :(

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's dedication

I tip my cap to you, sir

by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are a real man

albeit one with a vagina.

Graham is a buttfucking quitter.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So newly striaght?

He's a reformed man of God?

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

RAUL REPLACED FOR DEFENSE?!?!?!?!? I HOpE THIS DOESNT CAUSE A CLUBHOUSE MUTINY!

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny, that looked

like a pretty good pitch.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm

What the hell was that 89 MPH pitch at the letters JJ. Don't do that again.

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DIVE RICHIE

and don't forget to hurt yourself on the way in!

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 things

1) Turbo's Magic Hotdog powers

2) Sexson Ks with the Bases Loaded

3) Rally Dino Kills Texas' defense

by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, shit.

Putz doesn't seem to have his command tonight.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guh.

Show how overrated Young is.. please.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a good start.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck fuck

get a double play plz

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It turned out not to matter

but great work by Burke on that bunt

by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop half-assing it

win and get the save already

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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOA WHOA WHOA

WHAT A SPLIT! Holy sheeeet!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

ZZZZZZzzzzowned!

by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over-Rated

Clap Clap ClapClapClap

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIDDAWUN!!

Michael Young should be embarassed. Those were terrible pitches.

Refuse to progress!!

by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Well I guess I can go home from work now.

by JuliaHope on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get back on the smack God Boy

choke on a dick and die in a fire

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton must be drawn and quartered

On the adjacent railroad tracks.

by Majic on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's game

Is Putz hurt? Why has he suddenly dropped like 7 mph in velocity?

by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody called that, I think.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz In,

Score Tied.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Err,

Save Blown.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my dorm floor will come to hate me

for all my screaming this spring

by Diatribe on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

join a fraternity

They sit there and scream with you

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how charming

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

would I pay 1,200 more a semester to live in a dorm that is designed like a prison?

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

besides,

you don't call your country a cunt so please don't call my fraternity a frat

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

there is a lot of unchecked aggression here towards fraternities, I;m going to guess that the fraternities at your school probably aren't very good at living their values

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really sure what that mean

but I'm just referring to frats and douche frat guys in general

by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not all fraternity boys

are douchebags. Besides, you can find douchebags anywhere. Values that my fraternity fosters are friendship, scholarship, and service.

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn I hate Hamilton tonight

2 great catches, 1 run to first, and one HR...

by Fett42 on Apr 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO POSTED THAT MARINERS RALLY MONKEY

HE SHALL BURN FOR SEVENTY DAYS AND SEVENTY NIGHTS

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm out

I can't take this shit

by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't know about you

but i've been cockpunched - my lousy ranger fan roommate is in the other room laughing right now

by sooper jeenyus on Apr 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

go fucking OD hamilton

i am going to hate u all season. u r a bitich and a half

by Diatribe on Apr 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He becomes my new most hated person, taking over for Jeromy Burnitz

by dkulich on Apr 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like

middle reliever Putz instead of Putz woo..... shit.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want Hamilton

Let's trade Cairo for him.

by Paytheline on Apr 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to kill everything

6.12am ro watch a blown save? Why does God forsake me?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs