4/1: Open Felix Day Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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One time Vicente Padilla's pitching tempo raced a glacier and won by default when his adversary melted.
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Padilla supports global warming?
Yuni... coulda gone home there?
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not his fault...TERRIBLE throw by Felix
by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Lopez Fault
but I'm just looking for an excuse
by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
there went the Angel's winless season
by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Felix can keep the tie
then hopefully Turbo call pull more hotdog magic on the Rangers' D
by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Felix truly believes every game can't be a perfect game
and that's awesome.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this would be a shitty time
for another stupid michael young overrated hit.
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Showing respect to Michael Young?
Well there's Felix's problem.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yay defense!
Man, these first two games have been brutal for defense.
Texas is throwing out a 5 Kata defense, and the M's look about 3-3.5 (a new statistic based on expected runs allowed if Matt Kata played that number of positions; it's an exponential scale).
I kept hoping that the M's DER would regress to the mean, in large part because Graham told me it would. I'm still waiting.
Damn it. Eh, I guess if I was Felix I'd rather face Hamilton too.
by marc w on Apr 1, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No worries
In his veins is ice, ice, baby
by Nick S on Apr 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krusty the Klown Klassics?
wait.... oooooh... that's not good
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OHHHHH BITCH
You fuckers seriously thought you had a chance.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to soon
Josh Hamilton hasn't been off drugs for 23 years yet
by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And no, not the stupid game gets messed up jinx.
Just the whole 'career gets messed up' one.
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me....
or has Felix put that stupid slider away? It's a good pitch, but he falls behind with it too much.
Save it for special occasions when you want to embarrass someone.
by PLU Tim on Apr 1, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are wrong.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bet you want a nice cold one after that choke, huh Hamilton?
C'mon, what's the worst that can happen...
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitching so far.
Also an excellent display as to why ERA/Wins are bullshit metrics for evaluating performance.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing I haven't like from Felix so far
Were those two high fastballs to Hamilton....but they did strike him out, so no harm no foul.
The rest of it, no problem at all, almost perfect.
by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Minimal Damage
On what could have been really ugly. Felix is mixing his pitches much better then he was last year.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Right at the second baseman"
The only way their infield makes outs.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was bad at my job yesterday because I didn't do any work
I should've mentioned that
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only speak in the present tense
quit living in the past.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Cha Seung Baek's cousin?
(I know his family name is Baek, it's a joke)
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, keep complaining, Richie
You have that stellar reputation of not striking out to uphold.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn fine pitch.
not mad at richie for that one
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was low.
Not for a normal person, but still BS.
by Faux on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Richie reminds me of Treebeard from LOTR
"It takes a long time to swing in Old Entish..."
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was low.
Not for a normal person, but still BS.
by Faux on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE MLB.TV
FUCKING FUCK FUCK
why doesn't the sound work. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN ANNOYING THINGS when i try to tab between monitors????!?!?!
FUCK FUCK
I guess I am not meant to watch Felix Day. I will now kill terrorists on my xbox instead.
by seattlebruin on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your computer sucks.
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My computer is fine
my patience and internet connection are not.
by seattlebruin on Apr 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie....
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Padilla and Batista
Share their liking for loafing with runners on base.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Padilla + Beltre at bat =
Dark spot on the crotch area of Padilla's trousers
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well...
It's a small sample size, but I guess we can give credit to Johnny Mac's staff for at least telling the guys walking was probably a pretty good idea.
by cwel87 on Apr 1, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it was anyone on the staff
It would take Baseball Jesus to get through these guys' skulls.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ranger fans' new nickname for Richie:
DickSex
As in...Richard...Sexson...Hawhaw, get it?
by redwolf75 on Apr 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Given LSBs obsession with gays,
I'm not surprised.
by Faux on Apr 1, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Shit
I HATE watching Padilla pitch
by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew it was a typo as soon as I hit "post"
thanks for nothing, preview button.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That flyball needed more HGH on it
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i got halfway excited
about that ball off the bat.
then i remembered it was tub of lard that hit it.
...and that hot dogs are lucky, not strong.
and went to grab another beer.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah fuck Wilkerson
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Apr 1, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson is possibly the least interesting Mariner ever
by Nick S on Apr 1, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he's got that flavor savor
And he's the heart of the team!
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You'll find out" about the Moose
Gives Raul a step up over Wilkerson.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not a big step
Wilkerson just needs one scripted deadpan to compete.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitching line of the day
8ip 1h 1r 1bb 0k (Garland)
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
6h... typo
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am tired.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mustache Competition!
For FSN feed.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking love that commercial.
so damn funny.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad it'll only be around for a half a season
Since they'll cut Richie
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Low upside stop gap is
low on the upside.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I have to say something good about Washburn
He's a damn good actor.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I laughed again
That stare is hilarious.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck Felix? Bad!
roof close, might finally see a Ms XBH?
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flyball?
What is that?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims has no right to lecture anyone about headgear.
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, Felix
Never do that again.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eeek.
Felix needs to work on his fielding.
by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So graceful...like a cat
A huge drunken cat.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So uh
how are people still posting comments in the old thread? I disabled them.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your powers are weak old man.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not too weak to have you Coach'd
by which I mean killed by an assortment of stone tools, delivered on foot.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they were in before it closed, the comment box is still up.
It's only refreshes that kill the box.
by Faux on Apr 1, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too many high fastballs = Too many flyballs
Cut it out Felix.
by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Knock it off
I won't settle for fly ball outs. Not from you.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turbo to lead off
Whooooo... get some wheels on the basepaths
by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
more FB's
I liked the GB's better, but whatev
by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why would wilkerson
go after any fly ball in right-center?
ICHIRO! would kick him in the chest if he got near his ball. and probably do it while catching said ball.
hes that good.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes RED SOX NATIONAHHH!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims gave up the 'sellout' ghost
admitting there's only 25K-26K here tonight.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure they *sold* a ton of tickets...
It was cold as shit yesterday, there's no way I'd go today without arctic gear.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but don't forget to leave the house without your purse, Sally.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a bird's eye view of the snowballs
It was crappy but I was kept warm by our awesome rally.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe There is a Sellout
and half of them decided not to show.
Seattlites are kind of pussified, in that sort of way.
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would also think people would know how...
to drive in this weather by now, but you'd be wrong!
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by 'Seattlites' you mean scalpers
;P Bad day to try and hawk tickets, with it being so cold and all.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way Felix is pitching
we could put Vidro in CF and not lose a beat.
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Pedilla's going to keep me until 2am at this rate
by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That.... should've been phrased better
by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Vicente Padilla has sex and needs to slow down
he thinks about Vicente Padilla
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering his pitching pace
how does he ever need to slow down at anything?
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The GTE is getting out of hand.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at the replay,
in that error by Felix, he never touched 1st base.
by Faux on Apr 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There has been a decisive lack of Funk Blast activity in this stadium.
by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ellsbury for ROY
whooooooooo......yuck
by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man this suck
Yesterday I worked til 5 and missed most of Bedard's debut. Today I'm still at work and'll miss most if not all of Felix's debut. And probably worst of all tomorrow I'll probably be at work til 9 as well and will have to miss Silva's debut! Life sucks
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 1, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why run up the bill?
A plastic bag will do.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He won't have to worry about his bills
Trust me.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On my way across state to Safeco
on one of the many bridges I crossed I saw a sign that said "NO JUMPING FROM BRIDGE $250 FINE"
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to prove/disprove
the slow pitcher = sloppy fielder theory
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
People have tried
but watching the video made them kill themselves.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro's Regressing!
Back to awesomeness!
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When did streaks start extending over multiple seasons?
That shit is obnoxious.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, I just got home....
DID VIDRO REALLY STEAL A BASE????
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Out by a mile
but the fielder let the ball get away.
LL Exploded
by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
It's an elaborate April Fool's joke. It never happened.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what this game? All of the infielders are wearing their shoes on the wrong feet?
And when this wraps, they'll come out and play the real game?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that go ahead run he scored in Wrigley?
It was kinda like that.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck my DVR
and fuck colbert report/family guy
just switched off the game out of nowhere for that shit.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my tivo did that for dancing with the stars
I am on the phone with customer support as soon as I get a soul
by jhagan on Apr 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLusterfuck obviously didn't drill situational hitting into his head enough.
Lopez needs more drilling.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ningwers will be happy to oblige.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Son of a bitch...
I brought this on myself
by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if Wlad never gets on base
This lineup needs some power. Badly.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean Raul being our lineup's "power" is a bad thing?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot Big Richie!
[insert bitter laugh here]
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only other alternative is to clone Adrian Beltre
I don't have a problem with that either.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So from what I can gather the only reason Felix gave up a run...
...is because of his own damn throwing error. Si o no?
How has he looked otherwise?
C'mon you guys have to bring me up to speed.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Affirmative
otherwise he's looked pretty good. Nothing spectacular, but generally keeping the ball on the ground.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Past a diving Sexson
These hits almost seem dreamlike, like they aren't really happening.
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which phrase better epitomizes defensive immobility?
"Past a diving Sexson" or "past a diving Jeter?"
Oh, and thanks again Richie.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Past a full-on sprinting Ibanez
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson
practicing for the mosh pits I see..........
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has the makings of a very improbable ND for Felix
by ningwers on Apr 1, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Sexon
Get us a real first baseman.
by phil333 on Apr 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well done Richie
if you must suck at the plate (which you do)
at least dont blow baboon balls in the field.
do us that small favor. jackass.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sucks 3! Sucks 3! Sucks 3!
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Apr 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe that could be phrased better
Or I've been spending too much time on the internet and it's warped my mind.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should all start using the preview button more
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone tell Big Richie he needs to look at the ball
Maybe that's his problem...he's scared to make eye contact with the ball...
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA! DFA!
DFA!
Fire Sexson!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He went.
Ump screw jobs = no me gusta
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bucky is telling the guy in the barstool next to him
that he could have done that too.
by jhagan on Apr 1, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO MORE FIRST PITCH MEATBALLS
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well done Felix
by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why....
he's the King and you aren't.
by PLU Tim on Apr 1, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES YES
That quickly went from, "I hate life," to "fuck my pussy!"
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The mojo's not the only thing that's rising
by Nick S on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Price of oil per barrel?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you call yourself a man?
You don't deserve Felix
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was Wicked ill Yo
Now get some runs off of this sloth
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can we just take the 'I' out of his name
it would be a more accurate description
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Apr 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a reason we don't call him Manbearpig?
Too unoriginal? Because damned if it doesn't describe his look perfectly.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a big moment right there
Now lets fucking capitalize on it
by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK Sexson.
He is certainly not THE MAN.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WANT YOU TO ATTEMPT TO ANALLY IMPREGNATE ME
by Robert on Apr 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
THROUGH MY PUSSY AND OUT THE OTHER END
by redwolf75 on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why we can't have people over.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why we can't have nice things.
Because people have sex with them.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting.
and scary.
mainly....scary.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh...Raul
Raul and Sexson 3 and 4. I wonder just how hard the other teams laugh at that in their meetings before playing the Mariners.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry guys!
It's the heart of our order!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This crowd is on the verge of a major boofest
You better not K Rich
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grah Richie...
Is it too much to ask for an extra base hit?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT HE DID SOMETHING
Don't get picked off, fag.
by Garces on Apr 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay that's enough flirting Richie, crowd
just get it over with and make sweet love.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, just in time for the good part.
Here's hoping Padilla gets shelled. ^_^
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if a K happens
Safeco is going to implode
whoa. little slap hit single. how bout that?
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who says Richie's batspeed is declining?
...
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So we're stuck with him now for an other month I guess?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GROUNDBALL THROUGH THE INFIELD
He's got his stroke back!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See? I show up and good things happen. :)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even when Richie gets a single
He gets them swinging at shitty pitches to hit.
by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Forget the small sample.
.167/.167/.167 is probably Richie's line through September, too.
by AnotherAaron on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He walked yesterday
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont you fucking date try to run
with Richie, Mac. I will cut you.
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm too old to read the board this fast
use smaller words or symbols.
by jhagan on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's pretty much a one digit symbol that sums everything up...
Too bad that digit isn't on the standard qwerty keyboard. Well, it is, but isn't a key.
by Sidi on Apr 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Christ
The Rally Fries...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally fries are ssssssssooooooooooooo 2007
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey
Rally Fries... and with the team batting too!
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally fries!
I hope hoping that Wilkerson would get hit in the nuts.
by Garces on Apr 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Fries?
I think Mike Blowers is afraid of change.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate rally fries and I hate ginger kids
so that was pretty much the holocaust
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY FRIES INEFFECTIVE
CURSED CURSED CURSED
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilk wants the funk
but he can't have the funk
by IceStormV1 on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK KENNY LOFTON
wait...huh?
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT
nice grab, you cokehead asshole
by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Dave, Dave....
Mr. Niehaus has a way of announcing things so as to disappoint.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton
you're on the Lofton shit list now.
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't going to be a home run
and Hamilton hasn't done anything obnoxious at the plate so far.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alien guy from Robot Chicken
DAMMIT
DAMMIT
DAMMIT!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
heroin is a hell of a drug
but i thought it was supposed to slow you down?
fuck you hamilton! YOURE A PHONY!!! A GREAT BIG PHONY!
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Must we pander to the fry overlords in the first game?
Fuck you and your stupid fucking birthday.
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Red Heads are Evil
Never trust them.
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That girl near the bottom looks scared shitless.
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless its a donkey punch its not a funking surprise
fuck girls and their subtle hints
by Robert on Apr 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not shown:
corn from whence the children came
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a drinking problem...
*Drink splashes on my face*
by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix doing his best to help the team
by trying to break Richie's wrist. All hail the King.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how people reached their gloves over the wall
to catch that Wilerson popout
by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else hear Raul creaking as he ran toward that ball?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god i've missed the whole fucking game
because i put fucking pure cap on my balls holy shit wat a bad decision.
i lost a bet for the record and oh god it hurts
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pure cap is wat they make hot sauce out of
like 3 drops makes 3 gallons and i put 6 drops on my balls
i am currently wearing an icepack
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 1, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this man knows how to make a beat
i approve
by Robert on Apr 1, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not over the SONIC BOOM
The man's a hypersonic freight train out of hell.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, there's my XBH
I asked for it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Milton Bradley
and all of his games.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not the Felix I was falling in love with earlier
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is the honeymoon phase over already?
:(
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get out of this nonsense
Felix.
do it for royalty everywhere.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
It's one of those games.
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases-loaded again
We have yet to do that today.
by ThundaPC on Apr 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS
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by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims is looking for DP
But he mispelled, looked up CP, and now he's taking a ride in the FBI party van.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
FELIX YOU MAN GOD
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP
Felix' bad decisions are paying dividends
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh....tie goes to the runner...
We got lucky
by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That ain't in any rulebook I know.
Tie goes to the King.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not True at all...
Tie goes to the umpire.
by PLU Tim on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Times like this I wish I was watching instead of listening.
Good on ya Felix.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No he missed the plate...
couldn't see it from the other angle
by thenatural on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock missed the plate
He did a hook slide or something.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Sims:
Felix looking for the DP, but he hangs in there and gets the bang banger.
...
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love bad calls when they go the Ms way
they make me do a happy dance.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he was safe but whatever
that was a little magnificent.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
color me surprised.
what an awful slide.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This home plate ump >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Joyce
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow this game is frustrating for both sides.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King Magic
Perhaps more of a court jester than a king
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WEEEEEEE
SCORE SOME GODDAM RUNS YOU DISEASED VAGINAS!
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Felix trying to get out of a very sticky situation"
EnglishMariner trying to get into one.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCKING AWESOME
He sucked there and he still got out alive!
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodged Another Bullet
The M's need to start taking advantage of all of those baserunners or we're going to lose this one.
by cjdahl on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Rally Secret
no, you are not getting rick rolled
by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I clicked on that hoping it was a mind-fuck rickroll...
And now I'm a bit dissapointed...
by Sidi on Apr 1, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen that before
I love it so much more than rally fries.
In fact - I hope someone gets some rally secret in their rally fries.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woooooo
donkey! donkey! donkey! donkey! donkey!
by JI on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See what happens
When Felix gets angry? You don't want to see him angry.
by AnotherAaron on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this is what we can expect all year
Our offense not doing much, but our pitching keeping us in the game.
by OlSalty on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So when do we get our first Funk Blast?
I say May 22nd...
by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interleague play
Felix Hernandez
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is our DH hitting 7th?
God it's like the rational world took a vacation.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't blame the ump because you suck
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
16 inning scoreless streak to start the year so far for San Francisco
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they are fucking horrible.
i honestly feel bad for giants fans. their team defines "inept"
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go over to McCovey Chronicles
It's like reading an autobiography
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction: 15
Houston's on the board, so their streak is over...
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere Barry Bonds is Laughing
Jobless, but still laughing.
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll get longer.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I take it back.
Bases loaded with nobody out, they almost certainly score here...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It pains me to see Vicente Padilla with a 1.59 ERA
Can we not rectify this?
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An easy Deuce....
always makes your day just a little bit better.
by PLU Tim on Apr 1, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why don't you and your ebola monkey just leave then?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sending Robert to your bedroom with mayonnaise and a mop handle
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, between the mayonnaise and the man sex
This game thread is worth of CHUGGO and his hit rap single AHHH COME ON FUCK A GUY
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we fail to score, you must be killed
by Nick S on Apr 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LYNCH HIM --
That diseased creature killed our rally!
by redwolf75 on Apr 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni should be an ass and steal here during this IBB
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMMIT!
i fucking hate this auto update.
i look like a total fucktard thanks to it.
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At what point do we move Yuni up the order?
I know, I know, small sample size.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for a double steal!
Hey, if we're gonna run ourselves out of an inning, let's do it in style.
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well good thing
we have a relentless lineup 1-9.
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EDDIE WARMING UP
Please put him in, Washington! PLEASE!
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you have Eddie Guardado lying on his back
and you suspend Jose Vidro directly above him, and you place an object in the air between them, it will hover.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm like Daniel Tosh
I start out with mass appeal, but by the end only like two guys know what the fuck I'm talking about.
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about that
But whatever it is, it will be covered in Cheeto dust.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if that object is Ray King?
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same Ole' JoLo
Vidro will be back in the 2 hole by next week.
by marinator on Apr 1, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taking pitches is only good if
you MASH THE MEATBALLS EARLY IN THE COUNT
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame that image ^^^^
Can we somehow ban it?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So let us reestablish the Jose Lopez Three True Outcomes
1.) Weak pop-up to the infield/foul
2.) Bloop single
3.) Rare, inexplicable home run
by esoteric on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why do i have the feeling...
that this will be a 19 inning game?
by basebliman on Apr 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Vern Fonk and his insane commercials.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a bad feeling about this game...
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can we have a quick, good looking inning Felix?
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never do anything half-way
and that includes sin.
by Matthew on Apr 1, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims: Our Banner Bank Building To The Future
Sims:
Pause. No graphic.
Sims:
I half expected him to reply, "There is no future."
by Gomez on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a good start.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bye bye Felix
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
steeeeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyke 1
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand why felix is out there this inning.
He was clearly struggling last inning.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL MARINERS PITCHERS CAN PITCH 139 PITCHES PER GAME
Because that's old school. Even the relievers.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 1, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The crowd should not have been cheering there...
Even if it was just a small portion.
by Sidi on Apr 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The only way Ian Kinsler knows how to get on base
I'm bitter
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by JLC on Apr 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he just nail Kinsler?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 1, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler tried to bunt and Felix's fastball caught a finger
but it also hit the bat, so strike one!
by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Apr 1, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUT!!
A lucky one but we'll take it
Refuse to progress!!
by Double06 on Apr 1, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE!!!
King Felix has reign over the umps
by deacvision7 on Apr 1, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs