Long Live the King
So, it was one of those days where everything that could go wrong did. Among other things, I am a substitute teacher. I get to work only to find that my assignment had been cancelled at the last minute. Now, they still have to pay me because I showed up--so they found work for me to do. And that's never a good thing. Four hours of cafeteria and recess duty, and four hours of shelving library books. Longest, most boring day. Ever.
Finally, 3:30 rolls around. Finally. So I start heading 30 minutes up the freeway to a 4:00 appointment that I had. The person with whom I had the appointment had to leave early sick--and didn't bother calling. The receptionist had to reschedule for tomorrow. I had to drive the half hour back. An hour of driving for nothing. And I have to do it all again tomorrow. Fuck.
Then I get home, pissed off at everything. I walk in the door, and my wife just smiles at me and says: "Happy Felix Day."
First Felix day in six months. This is going to be a great fucking day.
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Yeah, I feel that only could have been better
had she been nekkid when she answered
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT
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What Dave forgot to say
Was that she was in bed with his roommate from college, and she wanted to make it up to him without having to let him in on their 3 way.
by qrsouther on
Apr 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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