4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT
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Huzzah
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I'm famous :)
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn right you faggots I'm the mayor of snow.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
She is girl #1 in my life- she’s basically my best friend. I’d do anything for her. We just haven’t had sex yet
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Lame. Let's bring her here.
...and now I'm here
Herpes:
Nature’s way of letting you know the girl’s got some experience.
...and now I'm here
oh she does
She’s a really good person but not going to deny she’s kind of a slut
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
yeah she sends me texts occasionally
whining about how she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks and how that’s so long for her
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I'm hoping to make her my hookup over the summer
but she is way too hot for me
It’s torture sometimes
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
You shouldn't actually tell yourself that
Or you won’t have the confidence to hook up. I suggest, just say your older bro pitches for the Mariners. There you go.
yeah except my older bro also lives in McCall :|
and she’s way way out of my league if you saw her you’d know what I mean. She’s like an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Cousin once removed?
Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.
that's a good idea
except I’ve already talked to her about Roy Corcoran and told her we’re not related
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
she pretty much knows everything about me
we talk an average of 3 times a day
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
why? like I said she's an 11
and has hinted at wanting to have sex with me
You don’t drop that
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Why is this subthread happening?
You’ll never get any from her and you’ll get used to it quick.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I will refrain from any sarcasm.
I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm.
The one on the right is a real hottie
But I think you put that hoe on a pedestal, maybe a 8, or 9 max.
what is she on a 1 to 10 scale
be honest because if she’s not an 11 that’s really good news for me
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I find her a 6.5-7
But I’m not the best person to ask. And I think 6.5 to 7 is still a compliment, not an insult.
...and now I'm here
That's you?
She’s in your league.
...and now I'm here
She's in your league.
I think you’re pedastaling (sp?) her.
...and now I'm here
K, see? Good.
Yeah, you probably see her more attractive than she is. I think you’re fine.
If you want me to put in a good word…
...and now I'm here
Yeah thats who I was talking about
but I’m getting lost in this subthread not indenting anymore
Tell me to do that when you're not drunk
and I will.
...and now I'm here
I don't understand this comment.
...and now I'm here
Maybe I don't understand what he meant by "Yeah, Dude."
...and now I'm here
that makes sense
I thought maybe it was just a template for a bunch of different schools
that girl is way hotter
and seems like way more fun
Librocrat is right
She isn’t that untouchable like you made it out to be, you have a chance, especially since she’s a slut.
I should add - consider that a positive reveiw from me.
...and now I'm here
did she specify which herpes
because we pretty much all have herpes
Your mom oooooooohhhhhh
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly no
I didn’t even get to go to BevMo to re-stock.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So is there a way we can just make donations in the form of beer delivery
that would probably be more useful, and I would give more to that fund
I am intrigued by your ideas
Seriously though, I don’t know why there isn’t a beer delivery service yet.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had my druthers
I’d be rich enough to leave my job and set up a burger/beer/nachos delivery chain.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely yes
90% of my deliveries would be to me.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
seems like a sound business strategy to me
where do I invest?
In a large manila envelope
I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought this through very thoroughly.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
the LL community is very willing to give...
I wouldn’t put them off with statements like that (although it may not matter)
He knows how the ladies like it.
...and now I'm here
I love that Dickey has an angry pitching face when he's
playing glorified short toss
Damn
like the Wiki said, when a ball is hit right at Richie’s manpouch, he’s good.
WTF
I GOT A TEXT LAST NIGHT AT 1:26 AM FROM SOME RANDOM NUMBER
THAT SAID
“phone jihad!”
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
There was a hitter in 1921 and 1925 named
Astyanax Douglass
FYI
or a Johnny Dickshot
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not like we're K'ing against him
we’re just not getting hits.
Ichiro I would greatly appreciate it
if you hit a funk blast right now.
So I was just looking up some info on Rex Hudler
He’s a professional motivational speaker which is hilarious in itself but then this, which I didn’t know:
He was suspended briefly from his broadcast job in 2003 after being arrested at Kansas City International Airport for possession of cannabis and medical paraphernalia.
Yeah i have no clue
Its wikipedia so who knows about the validity anyways, but I’m sure theres some truth to it
So apparently he'll be having a nice 4/20 as well.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
CONOR JACKON JUST GAVE UP THE CYCLE
AND HIT A TRIPLE!
WHY COJACK WHY?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Wait, so he has a HR and two triples today?
by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A HR, a single, and two triples.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
the cycle is stupid.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. Its a nice thing if it comes naturally, but I wouldn't stop at 2nd just to get it
I think you get some free shit, but these guys can afford whatever they get anyways…
I don't know, I'd like to be able to say I hit for the cycle off of Greg Maddux
I would of stopped at 2nd.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
annnnnnnnnnnd game off...later fellas
I fucking hate you Mariners
You give up in a 3-1 game?
Man, you have no patience.
Favor the Bold
It's a 2 run deficit.
Not exactly K2 even for our offense.
Favor the Bold
This gets funnier and funnier.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Funnier still that Tony S just created a username today
...and now I'm here
Needs a caption:
Something like.
”...Ladies.”
...and now I'm here
SNOWNED
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, looking like a typical Lopez AB
I notice Last Fan of Jose Lopez is never around when Lopez sucks.
To be fair to Lopez, that's really bad luck.
He hit the ball pretty hard.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Fuck Torii Hunter.
And his unnecessary i
...and now I'm here
ugh...
making the Torii signing look good = fucking lame
The signing still looks bad.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So Torii needs to share whatever his secret for hitting Dickey is.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Wait for the fastball?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
he loves to hit that dick
he’s been beatin it up all night
Nice throw Willie.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Yout would have lost the bet.
...and now I'm here
you should have predicted it then
that way it never would have happened.
Well
chalk this up as the only start Squinty gives Dickey.
Did anyone else notice that on that dive
the ball didn’t get past Richie’s glove but instead went under his forearm? He dove past the ball?
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I've stopped caring
Unless the ball is hit slowly and right between his legs, Richie is incapable of picking up a groundball.
This is all Richie's fault.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit you Dickey.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I still hate Sexson
I refuse to believe he’s created more runs with the bat than he’s cost us with the glove this year.
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Led to two, would've been the last out.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like we're getting Dick Roll'd
...and now I'm here
Not good enough to keep him in the rotation, I fear.
We’ll see Baek in five days.
Hammy issue from last week.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
WE BETTER
God if they lose again when I’m there… look for homicides in the LA times on Monday morning
by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet another reason I despise the Angels.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked that movie as a kid too.
Damnit.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I dont think so
I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…
Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho
GREATEST END TO ANY MOVIE EVER
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson had a cameo in Little Big League
It had the most major leaguers, and the best strategy of the 90s kids-in-MLB movies
I dont think so
I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…
Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho
God doesn't understand sarcasm.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And fuck that movie for killing Tony Danza.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because they name themselves the "angels" they get divine help.
Why don’t we get invisible fishermen harpooning our enemies for us?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why don't the Redskins get devine help?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is Sims doctor?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I detect sarcasm.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RICHIE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Today, richie takes 4 runs forward, 1 run back.
by ermac on Apr 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
*2
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He's +2 overall tonight >:(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Gregg Maddux made it through 7. Gave up 9 runs
I salute you Greg.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Probably by 22 inning excuse, I assume.
Favor the Bold
Joh makes another out
Clement hits #4 tonight for the Rainiers.
ugggh.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
IN NOW
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
But according to Emile Hirsch he will then end up dead in a bus
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
and Eddie Vedder will score the biopic
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Defense wins Championships...
Let’s pay attention to our fat anti-Ortiz DH, eh?
Favor the Bold
Wonderful unselective memory of Johjima we have.
Favor the Bold
What have done for me lately.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
EDDIE!
I wast half.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
why isn’t wilkerson playing?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
fuck up what? we're losing
to a team with a good pen. And our offense is sulking today
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that connotation:
Just get out there and hit the fucking ball!
Yeah, well…maybe I don’t wanna.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
wouldn't you want to hit chone?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Green?
Really?
and is MLB.tv that far behind?
Who would you bring in at this point
Baek
Lowe
Morrow
RRS
Rhodes
Corcoran
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does McLaren like throwing games against the Angels?
...and now I'm here
I didn't think I could like him any more than after his 3 GIDP game but...
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Good result != good idea.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell is Green in
when 3 of the first 5 hitters he’ll face are left handed?
Well they'll bat LH vs. Green
and Green struggles with lefties
so why use him??
by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
SO Mac can platoon Wilkerson who hits lefties just fine
but he can’t figure out not to use Green vs. lefties? WTF
DUDE!
Green Kd a lefty hitter! and a rally monkey goes down in the process!
best outing by a mariner reliever so far
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Jackon's GIDP's in his last AB. No cycle.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Missed the face. Raffy still not avenged.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Was that Campillo who tried to hit Vlad?
Bastard deserved to be taken out of the park.
Vlad deserves to be hit in the face for his Raffy adventures.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at that game.
I thought I was going to throw up after that ball hit Raffy.
Yeah because he really did that on purpose.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Vlad doesn't deserve anything bad.
Vlad is impossibly awesome.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
woa
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
OK you know what sucks?
THERE’S NO GUILLEN FOR THE FIGHT THATS COMING
Do that less
also Vlad totally ducked into it
also shit shit shit Rhodes in in a high leverage situation
dammit
my kid’s asleep and I’m on gameday. What’s up and where’s ellison when we need him?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Green hit Vlad in the Helmet.
Juuuust missed.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
figured that much out
but anyone get tossed? any slap-fights?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
genetic drift-
the allele still pops up here and again
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish he didnt
wow… Rex with some sensibility, I’m surprised
You know what's really weird?
The two relievers who have experience the biggest drop between last year and this year have been the guys who pitch EVERY FUCKING DAY
Who’da thunk it??!
saunders doesn't want to ball to bounce back and hit him
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He's made of flubber
that’s how he gets all the IF singles.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rhodes hasn't pitched since 06
this is a recipe for success
THat's what Rex just said, sorry
repeating for emphasis on “this isn’t a good thing”
by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rhodes sucked in 1999.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
VETERAN OF WARS!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Where's Robert?
Someone hide his furniture and pad his wall. Duct tape and a straightjacket might be in order, too…
STFU SIMS YOU WAR SUPPORTER, YOU
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
Physioc made reference to our statistics
then just said 339 without referencing any sort of metric
3.39 era?
what other statistic do you NEED to evaluate pitching
since that’s obviously not wins, the only other stat is ERA
You're absolutely right
I’m such a seamhead sometimes… I guess I need to get out of my momm’s basement and see the forest for the trees
impressive
I’m actually pretty impressed with Rhodes… at this second. We’ll see
why's everyone upset over Rhodes?
I mean, unless there are four HBP in the next inning we’re pretty much not coming back to get this one and may as well save the good arms for the next two days.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
ah
hell hath no fury like a fanbase scorned
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Pattern of asshattery.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You forget that K-Rod sucks now.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Cha Smiley's is no different
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I LOOOOve this new site...
That reply was to Matthew’s comment. It’s probably funnier here though.
//fucking HATES this new site
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by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
can we never again use slo-mo
to watch a pitcher’s face?
except Dickey.
so yeah,
this is right on pace for what I predicted.
Disaster in t-minus 5…
I can't stop laughing at the guy yelling in the middle with his hands raised.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
and the shocker in the other hand
now that I look closer
FLASHBACK!! AHHH, THROW THE GRENADE!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Thank god for Adrian Beltre!!!
FUCK YES
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...........................
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE THE WRONG GOD DAMN DECISION EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH YOUR GOD DAMN BULLPEN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meh... I like it
I’m pretty biased though
THANK YOU KING AWESOME!!!
Fuck you McSquinty.
Amazing
Does anyone else thing there’s been a giant leap forward in Beltre’s defense this year?
/reagan
Mr Awesome, TAKE DOWN THIS WALL.
ketchup is a vegetable.
I like kittens.
/reagan
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Inaccurate.
It’s been historically proven that Reagan actually ate kittens for breakfast every morning…then took a nap.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So I left.....
at 5-1 for some hot wife impregnation action and when I return it was 5-4.
What happened? I’ll trade details for details….
Same Shit, Different Pile
Both Dickeys Got Wet
Sex went deep and drove in some runs
Your wife and M’s fans are still unsatisfied
by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
That timeline only covers 30 seconds of the inning.
...and now I'm here
Man, that was a great decision by Squity to leave Rhodes in
because we got out of the inning!!!
Wow, I leave
for 30 minutes and things get much more tense. 0_o
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Ah, so your the hit wife PLU Tim is impregnating eh?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
hot wife that is
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I'll bet you...
my last 30 minutes >>>>>> your last 30 minutes.
you gotta work for more than 30' to
hit the mark son
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
All but one of them
we should have given him 5yrs/$64,999,999
by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is good and bad
bad because now Squinty thinks he can his precious veteran garbage out all the time and get away with it.
Physioc does yoga?
Hudler says “downward facing Dog”... I cringe
And now....
I am enjoying a Deschutes Black Butte Porter…..refreshing.
WTF kind of inning was that
It’s like they have no concept of that there is ONE inning left for them.
meh,
they put everything in play. it found gloves.
they made a lot of bad contact
early in the count and didn;t make Saunders work to find the zone
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean Green's birthday: 4/20/1979
I say this because so far he’s the only M’s pitcher under 30 tonight.
Hooray for the VFW.
So
sexson homer for the go ahead?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Naw....
I tossed her a towel and some fresh batteries. She’s fine without me for the rest of the night.
Not if Saunders goes nine
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
gay boy?
At least have some class and make a VT murder rampage joke.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Mighty suspicious that with all the death, Saunders managed to survive
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
they may as well send Saunders out for the ninth
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
The book on K-Rod should be to never swing until you get a 2 strike count. K-Rod sucks at the strike zone.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh God No
Wont Someone PLEASE Think of the Children
Oh no
Raul must have had something to do with this
A friend asked me what to write about for his Social Justice paper.
My response, as always, was “abortion-apartheid.”
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like somebody reminded
Izturis he’s fighting for a starting job.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
With who? Gimpy Kendrick?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So what if I do? :(
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no homoerotic photo evidence...
but I agree
Did Corco go drunk dial that girl?
...and now I'm here
I meant now.
You’ve been absent.
...and now I'm here
Ask her if she'd marry you if you had no liver.
...and now I'm here
He's been calling the department of homeland security.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who asks those questions?
People with herpes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I really like the fuzziness.
Sets the mood.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Paired best with sensual sax...
As if there’s any other kind! Am I right?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That was intentional.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LAWL LAWL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Lesson of this story, don't post your picture on the internet.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Yeah but I'm watching on MLB.tv anyway
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But you could know the outcome way sooner!
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Jessica Alba has herpes...
would that stop you?
no.
never. nothing would stop me when it comes to Jessica Alba. shes perfect. even preggers.
That was sick.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Meh, too close to the end.
If the Mariners score, then yeah.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
one more solid hit Raul
except this time clear the fence.
k, thx. bye.
Real Americans don't voluntarily bind themselves to
entirely preconceived and abitrary cultural labels.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR COUNTRY
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot that movie existed.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Come on King Awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
K-Rod is totally made for killing Adrian.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T SWING UNTIL THE UMP CALLS STRIKE 2
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Unlikely.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
K-Rod threw over 20 pitches yesterday.
Just walk around the bases.
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Wow
Now TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE VIDRO
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Your car will be decimated.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How did Adrian lay off three straight sliders?
How? I’m… befuddled.
As at bats that ended in singles go
that was among the best ever.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit he's held up on three straight
HOLY SHIT AND HE GOT A BASE HIT ON 3-2.
I seriously can’t believe I just witnessed that.
And it all comes down to Big Richie.
Depressing.
Oh god, it comes down to Richie
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
a hitter with power pulvarizes that pitch
like, you know, Bonds
Why does anyone ever swing at K-Rod's crap?
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Why is Vidro on the fucking team?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON RICHIE!!!!
I’ve never wanted something as bad as I want this
Women, I do ok with...
Richie Sexson go ahead homeruns… not so much
3rd FB for richie please
pretty please.
with a cherry on top.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkk
Worst game ever
I fucking hate you Mariners
Oh. My. Fucking. God
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
...and now I'm here
Worst game ever....I'm very unhappy
I fucking hate you Mariners
NNNNOOOOOJWAPOR UJAOSUJAUJRJUIO
FUCKFUC UAFUCKFUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUICK YOU I HATE YOU HUNTER YOU ARE FOREVER ON MY SHITLIST
FUCK YOU TORRI HUNTER
FUCK YOU IN YOUR EXTRA I ASS!!!
I usually just lurk on these...
but Jesus fucking Christ I hate the fucking Angels.
FUCK TORRIF UCKING HUNTER AND HIS FUCKING CHILD MOLESTING FUCKING ASS
...and now I'm here
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MEEEEEEEEEE
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ASSSSSHOLESSS FUCK FUCK FUCK
But totally worth the admission.
Good game.
Favor the Bold
I WOULD KILL YOUR FAMILY
I fucking hate you Mariners
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
On my Tombstone, I want
“Torii Hunter = TOTALLY WORTH THE MONEY”
...and cheese.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Die in a fire you miserable fuck bag.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Admittedly,
that last one was probably pushing it. I apologize.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I still dont mind you that much
I dunno if thats leaving the yard anyways
Well, the Tombstone comment proves
I’m not immune to GTE either. :/
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck I'm going to be charged with murder tonight
I fucking hate you Mariners
wow
i am fucking depressed now.
and i have to wake up a 6am EST. fuck me.
AGAIN
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT!
So I'm sufficently fucking pissed.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Im scared of myself right now
I fucking hate you Mariners
RICHIEEEEEE
IF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOME RUN, ID HAVE GIVEN YOU A WHOLE FUCKIGN MONTH FRE PASS. FUCK GRAMMAR AND SPWELLING
I am going to be a safety on an M16/M9 range tomorrow
This is very unsafe as of right now.
Jeff...please
don’t put up a post-game thread. let it go away forever
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
No post game thread. Please for the love of God let it die.
No graphs.
No captions, no photos. Just the title of 9-9 and empty space.
...and now I'm here
That was a pretty damn good game though
for a Dickey start… no one was expecting anything and richie did good… I’m not that pissed for some reason
im going to go outside.
find a stray cat
and strangle it
Question. Does Vidro save that ground ball earlier on in the game?
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Funny that we mentioned Little Big League twice
because didn’t the game in that movie end with that same play?
BUT ITS MUCH BETTER WHEN IT HAPPENS TO SoMEONE ELSE
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
For those on game day
Was that caught in the deepest part of the park? Did Torii have to pull it back over the fence?
caught it right in front of the wall
but the ball would have gone over if that fucker wasnt there.
i feel violated
torii hunter is the devil.
fuck him. fuck him so hard.
simple catch..i blame our impotent offense. fucktards
I fucking hate you Mariners
Funny part
in like a week…this will be one of the funniest threads ever
I fucking hate you Mariners
but thats after two dead hookers are found in my car
I fucking hate you Mariners
All the creative rage...
$40,000…thats how much bail bond money we’ll need this evening for LL members
I fucking hate you Mariners
40,000 per member
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope I hit a baby with my car while driving to work.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
This is the second game of the season Torii Hunter has taken from the Mariners.
The first was the walk-off grand slam against Cleveland.
dammit
I almost
called it
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
That was fucking disturbing
I am royally pissed.
And that’s after I howled in horror and put three holes in my wall. Fucking FUCK.
it looks like it's time for Krueger to dye his hair.
Oh, and fuck Hunter.
YES. This almost makes the power outage worth it.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That catch wasn't hard at all
and as you can see….K-Rod said it was a pop up
I fucking hate you Mariners
Exactly.
That was a pussy catch that any sandy vagina with a glove could have made. Any impotent fucktard with a 2 inch penis could have caught that. And sure enough, an impotent sandy vagina fucktard with a 2 inch penis made that catch. Nothing special.
...and now I'm here
This was worse than Lofton
because that shot was at least in the middle innings, so even after the Lofton catch the M’s still had a chance. This shot, however, was a stake right in the heart.
THAT SHOULD EXTEND TO FOREVER!
FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
What t if it's just as an HHroll?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
out of curiosity
I typed it into my browser, and came up with feather boas
That's the much more awesome HaloHeaven.com
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"Halo Heavan
Where rapey pedophiles like Torii Hunter go because they can’t satisfy women”
...and now I'm here
get over Hunter...anyone but Raul makes that catch
you are building him up like Corco did that mediocre 6
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm at UPS
ride the bus up
I’m trying to unload
Key Ice
Icehouse
Na(s)tty Light
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Riding Tacoma buses at night
is an invitation to get ass raped and mugged…repeatedly…I know this from experience…
You've been repeatedly assraped?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You like to watch dudes getting assrammed?
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Judging by the way these gamethreads have been going
I wouldn’t be surprised
Yeah, I've quite the bloodthirsty streak --
seeing guys hit in the ass with tree trunks is my number one entertainment option. I’m watching it happen to Torii Hunter tomorrow.
He calls it the "Dickey Knuckler"
...and now I'm here
or tell me your location
I will give you a case of beer in exchange for sex with a GIRL who is at least a 6
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
This could legally be a man
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
must legally be a female
must have vagina \, no penis, and natural breasts
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Let's just say I was dissapointed by the world's first pregnant man.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
must weigh a minimum of 130 pounds
and be white
for whatever reason that turns me on I like thongs the #1 girl in my life shows off her thong all the time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
www.whale-tail.com
You’re welcome.
...and now I'm here
Grinnell is surrounded
by corn and white people, both patently “American” characteristics—why shouldn’t you believe him?
I can't help it.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 19, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Somebody's getting set up with the fanciest tranny in town.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck this blows
just strikeout richie. then i wouldnt have this fucking empty feeling inside.
i feel abused.
Off to write the Minor League Wrap-Up
so I can focus on baseball games that don’t punch me right in the soul.
Breaking news:
Clement, Wlad and Moore traded for Jim Edmonds.
...and now I'm here
I approve of this trade
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
why couldn't he have just pulled it 5 feet to the left?
fuck this game of centimeters.
FUCK
i hate sports sometimes.
now being a good example.
What is worse?
Losing this game 5-1, assuming that the lineup went 1-2-3 in the ninth and Richie never homered in the 7th, or the real result?
Meh.
I won’t be able to catch any of these games until I get back in May, so for now I’m delightfully numb.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
In the long run, 5-1 is worse
because that would be a product of total failure by the team to compete, whereas at least the actual result showed some fight.
In the here and now, the actual result is way fucking worse because of the context.
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