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4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Our offense is a manic depressive with extreme bi-polar issues.

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Thank you sir.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT   0 recs

Huzzah

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm famous :)

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ladies and gentlemen

Brett presents SNOW

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn right you faggots I'm the mayor of snow.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Gooooooooooooo Dickey!

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT   0 recs

fuck you and your new threads

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT   0 recs

yes

She is girl #1 in my life- she’s basically my best friend. I’d do anything for her. We just haven’t had sex yet

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

she's 400 miles away :(

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Big Pimpin'?

Spreadin’ your herpes.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Herpes:

Nature’s way of letting you know the girl’s got some experience.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oh she does

She’s a really good person but not going to deny she’s kind of a slut

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah she sends me texts occasionally

whining about how she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks and how that’s so long for her

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Again, Nice.

Too bad you can’t be there when she is texting about that, eh?

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah no kidding

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm hoping to make her my hookup over the summer

but she is way too hot for me

It’s torture sometimes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You shouldn't actually tell yourself that

Or you won’t have the confidence to hook up. I suggest, just say your older bro pitches for the Mariners. There you go.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah except my older bro also lives in McCall :|

and she’s way way out of my league if you saw her you’d know what I mean. She’s like an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

and I'm like a 5

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cousin once removed?

Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that's a good idea

except I’ve already talked to her about Roy Corcoran and told her we’re not related

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

she pretty much knows everything about me

we talk an average of 3 times a day

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

3 times a day?

Time to drop that bitch.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

why? like I said she's an 11

and has hinted at wanting to have sex with me

You don’t drop that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Like it's hot.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Why is this subthread happening?

You’ll never get any from her and you’ll get used to it quick.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Your call.

But 15 years from now, you will be wishing you hadn’t.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

girl on the LEFT

here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I will refrain from any sarcasm.

I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The one on the right is a real hottie

But I think you put that hoe on a pedestal, maybe a 8, or 9 max.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

8 or 9 is still really high

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

She's okay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what is she on a 1 to 10 scale

be honest because if she’s not an 11 that’s really good news for me

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I find her a 6.5-7

But I’m not the best person to ask. And I think 6.5 to 7 is still a compliment, not an insult.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

dman

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

?

I think you’re okay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

clearly

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's you?

She’s in your league.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

really?

rock on

I’m the dude by the way not the girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

She's in your league.

I think you’re pedastaling (sp?) her.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

hmmm

OK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

no I do

I’d do anything to that girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT