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4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Our offense is a manic depressive with extreme bi-polar issues.

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Huzzah

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

She is girl #1 in my life- she’s basically my best friend. I’d do anything for her. We just haven’t had sex yet

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's 400 miles away :(

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm bringing her to Seattle in July

for the Red Sox series

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is she?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boise

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Pimpin'?

Spreadin’ your herpes.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Herpes:

Nature’s way of letting you know the girl’s got some experience.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh she does

She’s a really good person but not going to deny she’s kind of a slut

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah she sends me texts occasionally

whining about how she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks and how that’s so long for her

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, Nice.

Too bad you can’t be there when she is texting about that, eh?

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah no kidding

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping to make her my hookup over the summer

but she is way too hot for me

It’s torture sometimes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You shouldn't actually tell yourself that

Or you won’t have the confidence to hook up. I suggest, just say your older bro pitches for the Mariners. There you go.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah except my older bro also lives in McCall :|

and she’s way way out of my league if you saw her you’d know what I mean. She’s like an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I'm like a 5

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cousin once removed?

Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a good idea

except I’ve already talked to her about Roy Corcoran and told her we’re not related

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she pretty much knows everything about me

we talk an average of 3 times a day

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 times a day?

Time to drop that bitch.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why? like I said she's an 11

and has hinted at wanting to have sex with me

You don’t drop that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is this subthread happening?

You’ll never get any from her and you’ll get used to it quick.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your call.

But 15 years from now, you will be wishing you hadn’t.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

girl on the LEFT

here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will refrain from any sarcasm.

I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The one on the right is a real hottie

But I think you put that hoe on a pedestal, maybe a 8, or 9 max.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 or 9 is still really high

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's okay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is she on a 1 to 10 scale

be honest because if she’s not an 11 that’s really good news for me

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find her a 6.5-7

But I’m not the best person to ask. And I think 6.5 to 7 is still a compliment, not an insult.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dman

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

I think you’re okay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's you?

She’s in your league.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

rock on

I’m the dude by the way not the girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's in your league.

I think you’re pedastaling (sp?) her.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

OK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no I do

I’d do anything to that girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K, see? Good.

Yeah, you probably see her more attractive than she is. I think you’re fine.

If you want me to put in a good word…

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to agree with Lib

But the girl in the ASU pic is hotter.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah thats who I was talking about

but I’m getting lost in this subthread not indenting anymore

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wore that to the

ASU-Cal game

at ASU

I was in Phoenix

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes sense

I thought maybe it was just a template for a bunch of different schools

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that girl is way hotter

and seems like way more fun

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh she's awesome

but I see her but twice a year

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Librocrat is right

She isn’t that untouchable like you made it out to be, you have a chance, especially since she’s a slut.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure- this is the first I've heard of it

I’d assume not

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the wave I hear?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sadly no

I didn’t even get to go to BevMo to re-stock.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So is there a way we can just make donations in the form of beer delivery

that would probably be more useful, and I would give more to that fund

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am intrigued by your ideas

Seriously though, I don’t know why there isn’t a beer delivery service yet.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I had my druthers

I’d be rich enough to leave my job and set up a burger/beer/nachos delivery chain.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely yes

90% of my deliveries would be to me.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a large manila envelope

I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought this through very thoroughly.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the LL community is very willing to give...

I wouldn’t put them off with statements like that (although it may not matter)

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

like the Wiki said, when a ball is hit right at Richie’s manpouch, he’s good.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I definitely love me some dick

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

I GOT A TEXT LAST NIGHT AT 1:26 AM FROM SOME RANDOM NUMBER

THAT SAID

“phone jihad!”

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a 206 8****88 number

is that Robert?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay,

So Joe Saunders is not that good. Can we beat him up now?

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni

He’s Vladimir Guerrero without the contact.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out. I'll take it.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Mike Reilly gave us a call.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I was just looking up some info on Rex Hudler

He’s a professional motivational speaker which is hilarious in itself but then this, which I didn’t know:

He was suspended briefly from his broadcast job in 2003 after being arrested at Kansas City International Airport for possession of cannabis and medical paraphernalia.

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So apparently he'll be having a nice 4/20 as well.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CONOR JACKON JUST GAVE UP THE CYCLE

AND HIT A TRIPLE!

WHY COJACK WHY?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A HR, a single, and two triples.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the cycle is stupid.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. Its a nice thing if it comes naturally, but I wouldn't stop at 2nd just to get it

I think you get some free shit, but these guys can afford whatever they get anyways…

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, I'd like to be able to say I hit for the cycle off of Greg Maddux

I would of stopped at 2nd.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just irritating.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This gets funnier and funnier.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've lurked too long

i had to finally join

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs a caption:

Something like.

”...Ladies.”

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SNOWNED

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAH

Maybe we’ll save this idea for another thread.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, looking like a typical Lopez AB

I notice Last Fan of Jose Lopez is never around when Lopez sucks.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair to Lopez, that's really bad luck.

He hit the ball pretty hard.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Sigh*

A lineout for a lineout, I see.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Torii Hunter.

And his unnecessary i

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh...

making the Torii signing look good = fucking lame

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The signing still looks bad.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait for the fastball?

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he loves to hit that dick

he’s been beatin it up all night

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie sucks so fucking hard.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw Willie.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

chalk this up as the only start Squinty gives Dickey.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Izturis did something useful?!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else notice that on that dive

the ball didn’t get past Richie’s glove but instead went under his forearm? He dove past the ball?

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've stopped caring

Unless the ball is hit slowly and right between his legs, Richie is incapable of picking up a groundball.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<>

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is all Richie's fault.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit you Dickey.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still hate Sexson

I refuse to believe he’s created more runs with the bat than he’s cost us with the glove this year.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Earth Day

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

boooooooooo

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU GMJ

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy issue from last week.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE BETTER

God if they lose again when I’m there… look for homicides in the LA times on Monday morning

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet another reason I despise the Angels.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked that movie as a kid too.

Damnit.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they play the M's in that movie?

Its been so long since I’ve seen it.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL MOVIE NIGHT!!

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think so

I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…

Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREATEST END TO ANY MOVIE EVER

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Johnson had a cameo in Little Big League

It had the most major leaguers, and the best strategy of the 90s kids-in-MLB movies

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think so

I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…

Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God doesn't understand sarcasm.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF ANGELS SUCK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is Sims doctor?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay

Vidro fights pussy with pussy!

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK BLAST!!!

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Today, richie takes 4 runs forward, 1 run back.

by ermac on Apr 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

*2

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's +2 overall tonight >:(

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gregg Maddux made it through 7. Gave up 9 runs

I salute you Greg.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joh makes another out

Clement hits #4 tonight for the Rainiers.

ugggh.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FREE HIM WHEN WE CAN CATCH EVERYDAY

OR WHEN ADAM MOORE IS READY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Defense wins Championships...

Let’s pay attention to our fat anti-Ortiz DH, eh?

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What have done for me lately.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EDDIE!

I wast half.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's had a good week.

Kenji’s OPS on 4/10: .205
Kenji’s OPS before tonight: .582

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm more of a

“what have you done for me lately,” type of person. And he’s done jack shit.

by borgy on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

why isn’t wilkerson playing?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shawn Fanning as pitchman?

Makes less sense than Bobby Knight.

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck up what? we're losing

to a team with a good pen. And our offense is sulking today

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like that connotation:

Just get out there and hit the fucking ball!

Yeah, well…maybe I don’t wanna.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green?

Really?

and is MLB.tv that far behind?

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is gone

Joe Woerman and Jon Huber, however, are ready to go.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

More of those, please.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell is Green in

when 3 of the first 5 hitters he’ll face are left handed?

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SO Mac can platoon Wilkerson who hits lefties just fine

but he can’t figure out not to use Green vs. lefties? WTF

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lets get a double play

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DUDE!

Green Kd a lefty hitter! and a rally monkey goes down in the process!
best outing by a mariner reliever so far

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jackon's GIDP's in his last AB. No cycle.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Missed the face. Raffy still not avenged.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that Campillo who tried to hit Vlad?

Bastard deserved to be taken out of the park.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vlad deserves to be hit in the face for his Raffy adventures.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at that game.

I thought I was going to throw up after that ball hit Raffy.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah because he really did that on purpose.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woa

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow,

Vlad hit the ball twice on one pitch.

Amazing!

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Stop doing that.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah like that was reraliation

whatever

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK you know what sucks?

THERE’S NO GUILLEN FOR THE FIGHT THATS COMING

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do that less

also Vlad totally ducked into it
also shit shit shit Rhodes in in a high leverage situation

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

my kid’s asleep and I’m on gameday. What’s up and where’s ellison when we need him?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Green hit Vlad in the Helmet.

Juuuust missed.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

figured that much out

but anyone get tossed? any slap-fights?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Author Rhodes in

Oh dear.

Sims already all over the whole “veterans” thing.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

veteran = better!

Thanks guys!

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what's really weird?

The two relievers who have experience the biggest drop between last year and this year have been the guys who pitch EVERY FUCKING DAY

Who’da thunk it??!

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So RRS went on a Meth bender

and woke up in Oakland?

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i’m getting 2001 flashbacks..

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't Worry...

Rhodes is Pitching Like It’s 1999

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was dreaming when he threw this

Forgive him if it’s taken deep.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhodes sucked in 1999.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG SIMS SAID WARZ

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims has been saying wars all year long.

I have heard it a few dozen times already.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VETERAN OF WARS!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TOUR OF DUTY

VETERAN

WARS

trifecta!

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea, Dave Sims just went there

“Author Rhodes, a veteran of many wars.”

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's Robert?

Someone hide his furniture and pad his wall. Duct tape and a straightjacket might be in order, too…

STFU SIMS YOU WAR SUPPORTER, YOU

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jonny mac

at least our manager is showing confidence in our bullpen?

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Physioc made reference to our statistics

then just said 339 without referencing any sort of metric

3.39 era?

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what other statistic do you NEED to evaluate pitching

since that’s obviously not wins, the only other stat is ERA

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're absolutely right

I’m such a seamhead sometimes… I guess I need to get out of my momm’s basement and see the forest for the trees

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

impressive

I’m actually pretty impressed with Rhodes… at this second. We’ll see

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

I miss the big diamond earrings

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why's everyone upset over Rhodes?

I mean, unless there are four HBP in the next inning we’re pretty much not coming back to get this one and may as well save the good arms for the next two days.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ah

hell hath no fury like a fanbase scorned

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pattern of asshattery.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forget that K-Rod sucks now.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love fsn slow mo

nice facial expression, arthur

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Was he knifing or pitching to Garret?

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I LOOOOve this new site...

That reply was to Matthew’s comment. It’s probably funnier here though.

//fucking HATES this new site

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If K Rod comes into the game

I think we may have a shot.

by borgy on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can we never again use slo-mo

to watch a pitcher’s face?

except Dickey.

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRING IN ROY

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so yeah,

this is right on pace for what I predicted.

Disaster in t-minus 5…

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

RHODES PITCHING TO RIGHTHANDER BAD!

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOYL FUCK BALLS

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rhodes Is Like Cairo...except for pitchers

They are veterans and speak more than one language

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god for Adrian Beltre!!!

FUCK YES

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...........................

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE THE WRONG GOD DAMN DECISION EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH YOUR GOD DAMN BULLPEN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS MORE BOLD

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE IS MY GOD

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it

Beltre better retire a M

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE IS LOVE

WAY TO SAVE MCASSHOLES ASS

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HNAHAHAHAHA SUCK ON THAT YOU ASSHOLES

WATCH A REAL THIRD BASEMAN PLAY THE GAME LIKE A P.I. M. P.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing

Does anyone else thing there’s been a giant leap forward in Beltre’s defense this year?

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm....

I actually kind of disagree. I don’t think he was as good as he is now when we first signed him. I think he’s always been amazing down the line, but I think his left-side defense has vastly improved.

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/reagan

Mr Awesome, TAKE DOWN THIS WALL.
ketchup is a vegetable.
I like kittens.
/reagan

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inaccurate.

It’s been historically proven that Reagan actually ate kittens for breakfast every morning…then took a nap.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I left.....

at 5-1 for some hot wife impregnation action and when I return it was 5-4.

What happened? I’ll trade details for details….

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Same Shit, Different Pile

Both Dickeys Got Wet

Sex went deep and drove in some runs

Your wife and M’s fans are still unsatisfied

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

hahaha...

sounds pretty accurate.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I leave

for 30 minutes and things get much more tense. 0_o

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, so your the hit wife PLU Tim is impregnating eh?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hot wife that is

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll bet you...

my last 30 minutes >>>>>> your last 30 minutes.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you gotta work for more than 30' to

hit the mark son

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All but one of them

we should have given him 5yrs/$64,999,999

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

I hate when casual fans bitch and moan about Beltre’s contract, but then don’t mention anything about the crappy overpaid backend of the rotation, or our not very DH-like DH.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is good and bad

bad because now Squinty thinks he can his precious veteran garbage out all the time and get away with it.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right there is 2+

potential Angel runs. defense ftw!

Take heed Sexson.

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopey glared.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Physioc does yoga?

Hudler says “downward facing Dog”... I cringe

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez working the count is awesome.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And now....

I am enjoying a Deschutes Black Butte Porter…..refreshing.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Saunders is still in the game

Has Scoiscia been watching the same game we’ve been watching?

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF kind of inning was that

It’s like they have no concept of that there is ONE inning left for them.

by qrsouther on Apr 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaaaaaand.

We just let Joe Saunders pitch 8 innings.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

meh,

they put everything in play. it found gloves.

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they made a lot of bad contact

early in the count and didn;t make Saunders work to find the zone

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sean Green's birthday: 4/20/1979

I say this because so far he’s the only M’s pitcher under 30 tonight.
Hooray for the VFW.

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So

sexson homer for the go ahead?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Naw....

I tossed her a towel and some fresh batteries. She’s fine without me for the rest of the night.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh jeez....

Too much information.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not if Saunders goes nine

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

100 pitches

That may be all for him.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Since he’s facing the Mariners, he miraculously regains form and thus is able to haunt us the rest of the season.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh

they may as well send Saunders out for the ninth

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

The book on K-Rod should be to never swing until you get a 2 strike count. K-Rod sucks at the strike zone.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but this lineup is like a 11

and Corco is like a 6

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

young bum over old bum?

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bum = ass?

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like somebody reminded

Izturis he’s fighting for a starting job.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With who? Gimpy Kendrick?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs