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4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Our offense is a manic depressive with extreme bi-polar issues.

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Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

She is girl #1 in my life- she’s basically my best friend. I’d do anything for her. We just haven’t had sex yet

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bringing her to Seattle in July

for the Red Sox series

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herpes:

Nature’s way of letting you know the girl’s got some experience.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh she does

She’s a really good person but not going to deny she’s kind of a slut

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah she sends me texts occasionally

whining about how she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks and how that’s so long for her

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, Nice.

Too bad you can’t be there when she is texting about that, eh?

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah no kidding

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping to make her my hookup over the summer

but she is way too hot for me

It’s torture sometimes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn't actually tell yourself that

Or you won’t have the confidence to hook up. I suggest, just say your older bro pitches for the Mariners. There you go.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah except my older bro also lives in McCall :|

and she’s way way out of my league if you saw her you’d know what I mean. She’s like an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'm like a 5

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cousin once removed?

Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a good idea

except I’ve already talked to her about Roy Corcoran and told her we’re not related

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

she pretty much knows everything about me

we talk an average of 3 times a day

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? like I said she's an 11

and has hinted at wanting to have sex with me

You don’t drop that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is this subthread happening?

You’ll never get any from her and you’ll get used to it quick.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your call.

But 15 years from now, you will be wishing you hadn’t.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

girl on the LEFT

here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will refrain from any sarcasm.

I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one on the right is a real hottie

But I think you put that hoe on a pedestal, maybe a 8, or 9 max.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is she on a 1 to 10 scale

be honest because if she’s not an 11 that’s really good news for me

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find her a 6.5-7

But I’m not the best person to ask. And I think 6.5 to 7 is still a compliment, not an insult.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

dman

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

I think you’re okay.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's you?

She’s in your league.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

rock on

I’m the dude by the way not the girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's in your league.

I think you’re pedastaling (sp?) her.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

OK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I do

I’d do anything to that girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, see? Good.

Yeah, you probably see her more attractive than she is. I think you’re fine.

If you want me to put in a good word…

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree with Lib

But the girl in the ASU pic is hotter.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah thats who I was talking about

but I’m getting lost in this subthread not indenting anymore

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wore that to the

ASU-Cal game

at ASU

I was in Phoenix

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes sense

I thought maybe it was just a template for a bunch of different schools

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh she's awesome

but I see her but twice a year

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Librocrat is right

She isn’t that untouchable like you made it out to be, you have a chance, especially since she’s a slut.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure- this is the first I've heard of it

I’d assume not

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the wave I hear?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly no

I didn’t even get to go to BevMo to re-stock.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

like the Wiki said, when a ball is hit right at Richie’s manpouch, he’s good.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay,

So Joe Saunders is not that good. Can we beat him up now?

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni

He’s Vladimir Guerrero without the contact.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out. I'll take it.

--Shrug
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by Shrug on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Mike Reilly gave us a call.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So I was just looking up some info on Rex Hudler

He’s a professional motivational speaker which is hilarious in itself but then this, which I didn’t know:

He was suspended briefly from his broadcast job in 2003 after being arrested at Kansas City International Airport for possession of cannabis and medical paraphernalia.

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So apparently he'll be having a nice 4/20 as well.

--Shrug
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by Shrug on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONOR JACKON JUST GAVE UP THE CYCLE

AND HIT A TRIPLE!

WHY COJACK WHY?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

A HR, a single, and two triples.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cycle is stupid.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Its a nice thing if it comes naturally, but I wouldn't stop at 2nd just to get it

I think you get some free shit, but these guys can afford whatever they get anyways…

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I'd like to be able to say I hit for the cycle off of Greg Maddux

I would of stopped at 2nd.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

.....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, looking like a typical Lopez AB

I notice Last Fan of Jose Lopez is never around when Lopez sucks.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

*Sigh*

A lineout for a lineout, I see.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Torii Hunter.

And his unnecessary i

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh...

making the Torii signing look good = fucking lame

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie sucks so fucking hard.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw Willie.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

chalk this up as the only start Squinty gives Dickey.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Izturis did something useful?!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else notice that on that dive

the ball didn’t get past Richie’s glove but instead went under his forearm? He dove past the ball?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I've stopped caring

Unless the ball is hit slowly and right between his legs, Richie is incapable of picking up a groundball.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

<>

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit you Dickey.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I still hate Sexson

I refuse to believe he’s created more runs with the bat than he’s cost us with the glove this year.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Earth Day

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooo

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GMJ

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hammy issue from last week.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE BETTER

God if they lose again when I’m there… look for homicides in the LA times on Monday morning

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another reason I despise the Angels.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that movie as a kid too.

Damnit.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they play the M's in that movie?

Its been so long since I’ve seen it.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LL MOVIE NIGHT!!

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think so

I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…

Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think so

I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…

Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF ANGELS SUCK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is Sims doctor?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

Vidro fights pussy with pussy!

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNK BLAST!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Today, richie takes 4 runs forward, 1 run back.

by ermac on Apr 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

*2

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's +2 overall tonight >:(

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gregg Maddux made it through 7. Gave up 9 runs

I salute you Greg.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Joh makes another out

Clement hits #4 tonight for the Rainiers.

ugggh.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE HIM WHEN WE CAN CATCH EVERYDAY

OR WHEN ADAM MOORE IS READY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Defense wins Championships...

Let’s pay attention to our fat anti-Ortiz DH, eh?

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What have done for me lately.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDDIE!

I wast half.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's had a good week.

Kenji’s OPS on 4/10: .205
Kenji’s OPS before tonight: .582

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm more of a

“what have you done for me lately,” type of person. And he’s done jack shit.

by borgy on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

why isn’t wilkerson playing?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawn Fanning as pitchman?

Makes less sense than Bobby Knight.

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Green?

Really?

and is MLB.tv that far behind?

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

K

More of those, please.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SO Mac can platoon Wilkerson who hits lefties just fine

but he can’t figure out not to use Green vs. lefties? WTF

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lets get a double play

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE!

Green Kd a lefty hitter! and a rally monkey goes down in the process!
best outing by a mariner reliever so far

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackon's GIDP's in his last AB. No cycle.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed the face. Raffy still not avenged.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Campillo who tried to hit Vlad?

Bastard deserved to be taken out of the park.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad deserves to be hit in the face for his Raffy adventures.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game.

I thought I was going to throw up after that ball hit Raffy.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah because he really did that on purpose.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

woa

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow,

Vlad hit the ball twice on one pitch.

Amazing!

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah like that was reraliation

whatever

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OK you know what sucks?

THERE’S NO GUILLEN FOR THE FIGHT THATS COMING

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Do that less

also Vlad totally ducked into it
also shit shit shit Rhodes in in a high leverage situation

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

my kid’s asleep and I’m on gameday. What’s up and where’s ellison when we need him?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Green hit Vlad in the Helmet.

Juuuust missed.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

figured that much out

but anyone get tossed? any slap-fights?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's really weird?

The two relievers who have experience the biggest drop between last year and this year have been the guys who pitch EVERY FUCKING DAY

Who’da thunk it??!

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So RRS went on a Meth bender

and woke up in Oakland?

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m getting 2001 flashbacks..

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't Worry...

Rhodes is Pitching Like It’s 1999

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rhodes sucked in 1999.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SIMS SAID WARZ

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

VETERAN OF WARS!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea, Dave Sims just went there

“Author Rhodes, a veteran of many wars.”

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Robert?

Someone hide his furniture and pad his wall. Duct tape and a straightjacket might be in order, too…

STFU SIMS YOU WAR SUPPORTER, YOU

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

jonny mac

at least our manager is showing confidence in our bullpen?

by seatownsports on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Physioc made reference to our statistics

then just said 339 without referencing any sort of metric

3.39 era?

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

what other statistic do you NEED to evaluate pitching

since that’s obviously not wins, the only other stat is ERA

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're absolutely right

I’m such a seamhead sometimes… I guess I need to get out of my momm’s basement and see the forest for the trees

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

impressive

I’m actually pretty impressed with Rhodes… at this second. We’ll see

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm

I miss the big diamond earrings

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

why's everyone upset over Rhodes?

I mean, unless there are four HBP in the next inning we’re pretty much not coming back to get this one and may as well save the good arms for the next two days.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ah

hell hath no fury like a fanbase scorned

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pattern of asshattery.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Was he knifing or pitching to Garret?

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I LOOOOve this new site...

That reply was to Matthew’s comment. It’s probably funnier here though.

//fucking HATES this new site

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we never again use slo-mo

to watch a pitcher’s face?

except Dickey.

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN ROY

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

so yeah,

this is right on pace for what I predicted.

Disaster in t-minus 5…

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

RHODES PITCHING TO RIGHTHANDER BAD!

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HOYL FUCK BALLS

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rhodes Is Like Cairo...except for pitchers

They are veterans and speak more than one language

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god for Adrian Beltre!!!

FUCK YES

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

...........................

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE THE WRONG GOD DAMN DECISION EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH YOUR GOD DAMN BULLPEN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS MORE BOLD

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTRE IS MY GOD

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That's it

Beltre better retire a M

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE IS LOVE

WAY TO SAVE MCASSHOLES ASS

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HNAHAHAHAHA SUCK ON THAT YOU ASSHOLES

WATCH A REAL THIRD BASEMAN PLAY THE GAME LIKE A P.I. M. P.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing

Does anyone else thing there’s been a giant leap forward in Beltre’s defense this year?

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm....

I actually kind of disagree. I don’t think he was as good as he is now when we first signed him. I think he’s always been amazing down the line, but I think his left-side defense has vastly improved.

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/reagan

Mr Awesome, TAKE DOWN THIS WALL.
ketchup is a vegetable.
I like kittens.
/reagan

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inaccurate.

It’s been historically proven that Reagan actually ate kittens for breakfast every morning…then took a nap.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I left.....

at 5-1 for some hot wife impregnation action and when I return it was 5-4.

What happened? I’ll trade details for details….

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Same Shit, Different Pile

Both Dickeys Got Wet

Sex went deep and drove in some runs

Your wife and M’s fans are still unsatisfied

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

hahaha...

sounds pretty accurate.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTRE

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I leave

for 30 minutes and things get much more tense. 0_o

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, so your the hit wife PLU Tim is impregnating eh?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot wife that is

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bet you...

my last 30 minutes >>>>>> your last 30 minutes.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta work for more than 30' to

hit the mark son

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

All but one of them

we should have given him 5yrs/$64,999,999

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I hate when casual fans bitch and moan about Beltre’s contract, but then don’t mention anything about the crappy overpaid backend of the rotation, or our not very DH-like DH.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is good and bad

bad because now Squinty thinks he can his precious veteran garbage out all the time and get away with it.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Right there is 2+

potential Angel runs. defense ftw!

Take heed Sexson.

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Physioc does yoga?

Hudler says “downward facing Dog”... I cringe

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez working the count is awesome.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Saunders is still in the game

Has Scoiscia been watching the same game we’ve been watching?

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF kind of inning was that

It’s like they have no concept of that there is ONE inning left for them.

by qrsouther on Apr 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaand.

We just let Joe Saunders pitch 8 innings.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

meh,

they put everything in play. it found gloves.

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

they made a lot of bad contact

early in the count and didn;t make Saunders work to find the zone

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Green's birthday: 4/20/1979

I say this because so far he’s the only M’s pitcher under 30 tonight.
Hooray for the VFW.

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So

sexson homer for the go ahead?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Naw....

I tossed her a towel and some fresh batteries. She’s fine without me for the rest of the night.

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Saunders goes nine

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 pitches

That may be all for him.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Since he’s facing the Mariners, he miraculously regains form and thus is able to haunt us the rest of the season.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

they may as well send Saunders out for the ninth

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

The book on K-Rod should be to never swing until you get a 2 strike count. K-Rod sucks at the strike zone.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like somebody reminded

Izturis he’s fighting for a starting job.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

she drunk dialed me

and asked me if I’d marry her if she had herpes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAM

IN ANY LANGAUGE THAT’S A FUCKING K

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

foul?

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That was sick.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh...

What just happened?

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst throw to 2nd ever

after one of the better K’s we’ve seen tonight

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did they need to throw to first?

Runner started on 1B and Johjima dropped it on the transfer.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, too close to the end.

If the Mariners score, then yeah.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

one more solid hit Raul

except this time clear the fence.

k, thx. bye.

by deacvision7 on Apr 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Jesus Raul

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what it's all about

relying on Richie Sexson

let’s hope we get there

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on King Awesome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T SWING UNTIL THE UMP CALLS STRIKE 2

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Frankie really throwing

94 mph?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

POR QUE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners

Not a single leadoff man on in this game.

Fascinating.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So???

Bendy or straight pitch?

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Rod threw over 20 pitches yesterday.

Just walk around the bases.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE'D BITCHEZ

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YES BELTRE

DO NOT FUCK THIS UP TURBO

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Now TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE VIDRO

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Try me, Vidro

GIDP and I’ll run you over with my car.

by Garces on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Your car will be decimated.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit he's held up on three straight

HOLY SHIT AND HE GOT A BASE HIT ON 3-2.

I seriously can’t believe I just witnessed that.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet our GIDP specialist

Can you be a professional hitter and still GIDP as much as Vidro?

by PDXTai on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE!

TAKETAKETAKETAKETAKE!

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good.

Nail-biting time.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, it comes down to Richie

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit....

I thought that was in the gap

by PLU Tim on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

I thought that was a gapper. :(

by Garces on Apr 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does anyone ever swing at K-Rod's crap?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Vidro on the fucking team?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd FB for richie please

pretty please.

with a cherry on top.

by deacvision7 on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkk

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU HUNTER

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Happybelly on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TORRE HUNTER

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. My. Fucking. God

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NNNNOOOOOJWAPOR UJAOSUJAUJRJUIO

FUCKFUC UAFUCKFUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUICK YOU I HATE YOU HUNTER YOU ARE FOREVER ON MY SHITLIST

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes me sick

Hunter didn’t even have to jump. That was in the park.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually just lurk on these...

but Jesus fucking Christ I hate the fucking Angels.

by lvpro on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Can’t ask anything more from Sexson tonight.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FUCKIGN CLOSE

SUCK FUCKING DICK TORII FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIGN MOTHERFUCKER

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Hunter just fucking ROB

Sexson?! O_O

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

On my Tombstone, I want

“Torii Hunter = TOTALLY WORTH THE MONEY”

...and cheese.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENJOY 2011

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Die in a fire you miserable fuck bag.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admittedly,

that last one was probably pushing it. I apologize.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont mind you that much

I dunno if thats leaving the yard anyways

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Tombstone comment proves

I’m not immune to GTE either. :/

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i am fucking depressed now.

and i have to wake up a 6am EST. fuck me.

by deacvision7 on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

AGAIN

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT!

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So I'm sufficently fucking pissed.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow,

that was beyond a cockpunch.

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGHHHHH

THAT WAS DEVASTATING

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIEEEEEE

IF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOME RUN, ID HAVE GIVEN YOU A WHOLE FUCKIGN MONTH FRE PASS. FUCK GRAMMAR AND SPWELLING

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The Ending Of This Game

was like end of the movie “The Crying Game”

...
...

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff...please

don’t put up a post-game thread. let it go away forever

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

No post game thread. Please for the love of God let it die.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No graphs.

No captions, no photos. Just the title of 9-9 and empty space.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty damn good game though

for a Dickey start… no one was expecting anything and richie did good… I’m not that pissed for some reason

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tears

:(**

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny that we mentioned Little Big League twice

because didn’t the game in that movie end with that same play?

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

For those on game day

Was that caught in the deepest part of the park? Did Torii have to pull it back over the fence?

by PDXTai on Apr 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

no and no

but it was just short, 3 feet maybe and it’s gone

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught it right in front of the wall

but the ball would have gone over if that fucker wasnt there.

by deacvision7 on Apr 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny part

in like a week…this will be one of the funniest threads ever

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

haha!

okay, that made me laugh out loud in a dark, quiet room with nobody else in it.

by batura on Apr 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the creative rage...

$40,000…thats how much bail bond money we’ll need this evening for LL members

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

40,000 per member

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I hit a baby with my car while driving to work.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

I almost
called it

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fucking disturbing

I am royally pissed.

And that’s after I howled in horror and put three holes in my wall. Fucking FUCK.

by cwel87 on Apr 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Really Angie?

Not even Mike Cameron?

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   8 recs

Perfect

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES. This almost makes the power outage worth it.

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That catch wasn't hard at all

and as you can see….K-Rod said it was a pop up

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly.

That was a pussy catch that any sandy vagina with a glove could have made. Any impotent fucktard with a 2 inch penis could have caught that. And sure enough, an impotent sandy vagina fucktard with a 2 inch penis made that catch. Nothing special.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Apr 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was worse than Lofton

because that shot was at least in the middle innings, so even after the Lofton catch the M’s still had a chance. This shot, however, was a stake right in the heart.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

[link deleted]

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT SHOULD EXTEND TO FOREVER!

FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool a new favorite baseball player to hate

Target —-—-> Torii Hunter.

Fuck you , fuckbag.

by marinator on Apr 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

get over Hunter...anyone but Raul makes that catch

you are building him up like Corco did that mediocre 6

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have...no...alchohol...shit...

wish…I…had…some…beer…even…keystone…light…

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm at UPS

ride the bus up

I’m trying to unload

Key Ice
Icehouse
Na(s)tty Light

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riding Tacoma buses at night

is an invitation to get ass raped and mugged…repeatedly…I know this from experience…

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

take a cab

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or tell me your location

I will give you a case of beer in exchange for sex with a GIRL who is at least a 6

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

has a vagina

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could legally be a man

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and no testicles

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

must weigh a minimum of 130 pounds

and be white

for whatever reason that turns me on I like thongs the #1 girl in my life shows off her thong all the time

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Apr 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck this blows

just strikeout richie. then i wouldnt have this fucking empty feeling inside.

i feel abused.

by deacvision7 on Apr 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to write the Minor League Wrap-Up

so I can focus on baseball games that don’t punch me right in the soul.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

i hate sports sometimes.

now being a good example.

by deacvision7 on Apr 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What is worse?

Losing this game 5-1, assuming that the lineup went 1-2-3 in the ninth and Richie never homered in the 7th, or the real result?

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

I won’t be able to catch any of these games until I get back in May, so for now I’m delightfully numb.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the long run, 5-1 is worse

because that would be a product of total failure by the team to compete, whereas at least the actual result showed some fight.

In the here and now, the actual result is way fucking worse because of the context.

by Gomez on Apr 18, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

And all in all, this result sure as hell provided more amusement—although perhaps the wrong kind.

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

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