Lookout Landing: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:

Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: Cal RB Jahvid Best Seriously Injured, Carted Off Field

4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Tiny by Matthew on in Game Threads Comment 1069 comments

Our offense is a manic depressive with extreme bi-polar issues.

0 recs  |  Comment 1069 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

More from Lookout Landing

>:(

Apr 2008 by Jeff - 62 comments

9-9

Apr 2008 by Jeff - 500 comments

Read More: needs way more bonds, Seattle Mariners at Los Angeles Angels, Apr 18, 2008 7:05 PM PDT

Comments

Display:

Huzzah

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

She is girl #1 in my life- she’s basically my best friend. I’d do anything for her. We just haven’t had sex yet

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's 400 miles away :(

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm bringing her to Seattle in July

for the Red Sox series

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is she?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boise

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Pimpin'?

Spreadin’ your herpes.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Herpes:

Nature’s way of letting you know the girl’s got some experience.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh she does

She’s a really good person but not going to deny she’s kind of a slut

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah she sends me texts occasionally

whining about how she hasn’t had sex in 3 weeks and how that’s so long for her

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, Nice.

Too bad you can’t be there when she is texting about that, eh?

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah no kidding

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping to make her my hookup over the summer

but she is way too hot for me

It’s torture sometimes

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You shouldn't actually tell yourself that

Or you won’t have the confidence to hook up. I suggest, just say your older bro pitches for the Mariners. There you go.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah except my older bro also lives in McCall :|

and she’s way way out of my league if you saw her you’d know what I mean. She’s like an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I'm like a 5

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cousin once removed?

Say he hooked you up with tickets, if he is still on the roster by July. I am just trying to help dude. O yea, and My buddy Jack Daniels could help you with getting with her too.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a good idea

except I’ve already talked to her about Roy Corcoran and told her we’re not related

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she pretty much knows everything about me

we talk an average of 3 times a day

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 times a day?

Time to drop that bitch.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why? like I said she's an 11

and has hinted at wanting to have sex with me

You don’t drop that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is this subthread happening?

You’ll never get any from her and you’ll get used to it quick.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your call.

But 15 years from now, you will be wishing you hadn’t.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

girl on the LEFT

here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will refrain from any sarcasm.

I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm. I will refrain from any sarcasm.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The one on the right is a real hottie

But I think you put that hoe on a pedestal, maybe a 8, or 9 max.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 or 9 is still really high

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's okay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is she on a 1 to 10 scale

be honest because if she’s not an 11 that’s really good news for me

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find her a 6.5-7

But I’m not the best person to ask. And I think 6.5 to 7 is still a compliment, not an insult.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dman

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

I think you’re okay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's you?

She’s in your league.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

rock on

I’m the dude by the way not the girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's in your league.

I think you’re pedastaling (sp?) her.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

OK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no I do

I’d do anything to that girl

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K, see? Good.

Yeah, you probably see her more attractive than she is. I think you’re fine.

If you want me to put in a good word…

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to agree with Lib

But the girl in the ASU pic is hotter.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah thats who I was talking about

but I’m getting lost in this subthread not indenting anymore

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wore that to the

ASU-Cal game

at ASU

I was in Phoenix

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes sense

I thought maybe it was just a template for a bunch of different schools

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that girl is way hotter

and seems like way more fun

by Matthew on Apr 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh she's awesome

but I see her but twice a year

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Librocrat is right

She isn’t that untouchable like you made it out to be, you have a chance, especially since she’s a slut.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure- this is the first I've heard of it

I’d assume not

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the wave I hear?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sadly no

I didn’t even get to go to BevMo to re-stock.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So is there a way we can just make donations in the form of beer delivery

that would probably be more useful, and I would give more to that fund

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am intrigued by your ideas

Seriously though, I don’t know why there isn’t a beer delivery service yet.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I had my druthers

I’d be rich enough to leave my job and set up a burger/beer/nachos delivery chain.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely yes

90% of my deliveries would be to me.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a large manila envelope

I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought this through very thoroughly.

by Jeff on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the LL community is very willing to give...

I wouldn’t put them off with statements like that (although it may not matter)

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

like the Wiki said, when a ball is hit right at Richie’s manpouch, he’s good.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I definitely love me some dick

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

I GOT A TEXT LAST NIGHT AT 1:26 AM FROM SOME RANDOM NUMBER

THAT SAID

“phone jihad!”

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a 206 8****88 number

is that Robert?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay,

So Joe Saunders is not that good. Can we beat him up now?

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni

He’s Vladimir Guerrero without the contact.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out. I'll take it.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Mike Reilly gave us a call.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I was just looking up some info on Rex Hudler

He’s a professional motivational speaker which is hilarious in itself but then this, which I didn’t know:

He was suspended briefly from his broadcast job in 2003 after being arrested at Kansas City International Airport for possession of cannabis and medical paraphernalia.

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So apparently he'll be having a nice 4/20 as well.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CONOR JACKON JUST GAVE UP THE CYCLE

AND HIT A TRIPLE!

WHY COJACK WHY?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A HR, a single, and two triples.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the cycle is stupid.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. Its a nice thing if it comes naturally, but I wouldn't stop at 2nd just to get it

I think you get some free shit, but these guys can afford whatever they get anyways…

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, I'd like to be able to say I hit for the cycle off of Greg Maddux

I would of stopped at 2nd.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just irritating.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This gets funnier and funnier.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've lurked too long

i had to finally join

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs a caption:

Something like.

”...Ladies.”

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SNOWNED

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAH

Maybe we’ll save this idea for another thread.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, looking like a typical Lopez AB

I notice Last Fan of Jose Lopez is never around when Lopez sucks.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair to Lopez, that's really bad luck.

He hit the ball pretty hard.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Sigh*

A lineout for a lineout, I see.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Torii Hunter.

And his unnecessary i

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh...

making the Torii signing look good = fucking lame

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The signing still looks bad.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait for the fastball?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he loves to hit that dick

he’s been beatin it up all night

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie sucks so fucking hard.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw Willie.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

chalk this up as the only start Squinty gives Dickey.

by BrianL on Apr 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Izturis did something useful?!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else notice that on that dive

the ball didn’t get past Richie’s glove but instead went under his forearm? He dove past the ball?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've stopped caring

Unless the ball is hit slowly and right between his legs, Richie is incapable of picking up a groundball.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<>

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is all Richie's fault.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit you Dickey.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still hate Sexson

I refuse to believe he’s created more runs with the bat than he’s cost us with the glove this year.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Earth Day

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

boooooooooo

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU GMJ

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy issue from last week.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE BETTER

God if they lose again when I’m there… look for homicides in the LA times on Monday morning

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet another reason I despise the Angels.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked that movie as a kid too.

Damnit.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they play the M's in that movie?

Its been so long since I’ve seen it.

by Fin on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL MOVIE NIGHT!!

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think so

I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…

Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREATEST END TO ANY MOVIE EVER

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Johnson had a cameo in Little Big League

It had the most major leaguers, and the best strategy of the 90s kids-in-MLB movies

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think so

I think the white sox are the main antagonists for some reason…

Griffey and RJ make an appearance in Little Big League tho

by thenatural on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God doesn't understand sarcasm.

Barry Bonds died for your sins.

by JI on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF ANGELS SUCK

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is Sims doctor?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay

Vidro fights pussy with pussy!

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK BLAST!!!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs