4/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2
OH MY GOD PLAYING OAKLAND COULD NOT BE MORE BORING
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Boring baseball: good for game thread hilarity
bad for entertainment.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT 0 recs
sucks for the people
who wasted 2 bucks to sit in the nosebleeds.
by Fin on
Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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I think
it’s pretty cool – new to the posting, long time fan of the site
by uwbradley on
Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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It is good
It just had 0 comments when I clicked post and 5 posts loaded before mine went up.
by Fin on
Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT
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Is Bonds' flesh being eaten
...like say a Chirst-like figure?
or is he, say, a zombie? or a zombie victim?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on
Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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I'll go with the latter
but I’ll concede that it wasn’t thought out very well.
by Jeff on
Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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I'm gonna rape the Lets go Oakland guy with a wooden spoon.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT 0 recs
Why not with a loaded shotgun?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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I'll give you US$20 to do this
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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GET THAT K SILVA!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT 0 recs
How many times a day do you think Dave Sims says, "Well Stroked"?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT 0 recs
I have a feeling Sims optimistically narrates his own love life.
So… often.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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whatever the answer is, hopefully its always in the booth
by jtopps on
Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT
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I'm content with the fact
That apparently I was right about Carlos Silva all along and everyone else was not.
HA.
Sorry, but HA.
At least for 1 month.
HA.
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT 0 recs
Maybe he's faced a couple cupcake lineups
Still, can’t argue with the results, and I will brag until Silva gets battered.
by marinator on
Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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Vidro is interested in your proposition and would like to subscribe to your menu updates
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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Vidro isn't fat!
Now Andruw Jones, that guy could use a couple days off of the buffet table!
by marinator on
Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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I must say
you are off to a hot start in 2008 game thread commenting.
by Matthew on
Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Us: Carlos Silva is an above-average pitcher signed for too much money
You+Sock Puppet: HE IS A GOD
by Graham on
Apr 17, 2008 11:31 PM PDT
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Let's not tempt the baseball gods shall we?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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6BB all season. 3 came in one game. I think he's doing all right.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT
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A STRIKEOUT!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT 0 recs
There's his K!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT 0 recs
I don't know why people complain about RickRolls
I always listen to the whole song – I love it
I honestly wish the Mariners would play RickRoll – better than goddamn Zombie Nation… The Mets don’t know what they gave up
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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Because they're annoying and totally played out.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on
Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT
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You also think strap-ons are the third best apparel on women.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT
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You put two women in a room together
And try to think of something better for them to wear
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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Don't jump the gun
you haven’t seen the girls yet
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT
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too fat for garbage bags?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT
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You would only get in my way.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT
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If you were there, I definitely would be leaving.
Not because you any better, but because you are a guy.
by Wilder. on
Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT
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I think the important thing here
Is that Wilder and Librocrat are roleplaying a scenario where they are both in a room together looking for sex. Where will this go?
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT
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I'm okay with simply "nothing."
And no matter how hot the girl is, if she comes over, we start making out, and she breaks out a strap-on…. That’s pretty much the end of the date right there.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT
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She'd probably freak out the 27th time you called her by your ex's name
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT
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If she can stand all 27, she's a keeper.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT
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I want to take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT
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As I said in the other post,
I have an irrational hatred towards the French. So this scenario is less likely. Choose a different landmark.
...and now I'm here


