4/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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OH MY GOD PLAYING OAKLAND COULD NOT BE MORE BORING
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Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boring baseball: good for game thread hilarity
bad for entertainment.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sucks for the people
who wasted 2 bucks to sit in the nosebleeds.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Atleast we're winning
Taking this thread’s virginity
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
it’s pretty cool – new to the posting, long time fan of the site
by uwbradley on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is good
It just had 0 comments when I clicked post and 5 posts loaded before mine went up.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Bonds' flesh being eaten
...like say a Chirst-like figure?
or is he, say, a zombie? or a zombie victim?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll go with the latter
but I’ll concede that it wasn’t thought out very well.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna rape the Lets go Oakland guy with a wooden spoon.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not with a loaded shotgun?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you US$20 to do this
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least use a rusty bottle bristle .
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET THAT K SILVA!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many times a day do you think Dave Sims says, "Well Stroked"?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At home or at work?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling Sims optimistically narrates his own love life.
So… often.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever the answer is, hopefully its always in the booth
by jtopps on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims: Well Stroked!
Krueger: Anytiiiiime!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm content with the fact
That apparently I was right about Carlos Silva all along and everyone else was not.
HA.
Sorry, but HA.
At least for 1 month.
HA.
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His ERA has been good
his pitching has not
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's faced a couple cupcake lineups
Still, can’t argue with the results, and I will brag until Silva gets battered.
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro is interested in your proposition and would like to subscribe to your menu updates
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vidro isn't fat!
Now Andruw Jones, that guy could use a couple days off of the buffet table!
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must say
you are off to a hot start in 2008 game thread commenting.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Us: Carlos Silva is an above-average pitcher signed for too much money
You+Sock Puppet: HE IS A GOD
by Graham on Apr 17, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not tempt the baseball gods shall we?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Silva supposed to never walk guys?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG HE ONLY WALKED 9 ONE YEAR
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6BB all season. 3 came in one game. I think he's doing all right.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why we play the games
Love, Geoff Baker.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A STRIKEOUT!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's his K!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And with that strikeout
Silva’s K/9 leaps beyond 3.5.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why people complain about RickRolls
I always listen to the whole song – I love it
I honestly wish the Mariners would play RickRoll – better than goddamn Zombie Nation… The Mets don’t know what they gave up
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they're annoying and totally played out.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You also think strap-ons are the third best apparel on women.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You put two women in a room together
And try to think of something better for them to wear
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't jump the gun
you haven’t seen the girls yet
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fat?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too fat for garbage bags?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refridgerator boxes?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ew?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would only get in my way.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were there, I definitely would be leaving.
Not because you any better, but because you are a guy.
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the important thing here
Is that Wilder and Librocrat are roleplaying a scenario where they are both in a room together looking for sex. Where will this go?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In your dreams, tonight.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm okay with simply "nothing."
And no matter how hot the girl is, if she comes over, we start making out, and she breaks out a strap-on…. That’s pretty much the end of the date right there.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She'd probably freak out the 27th time you called her by your ex's name
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If she can stand all 27, she's a keeper.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I said in the other post,
I have an irrational hatred towards the French. So this scenario is less likely. Choose a different landmark.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to take you to Chernobyl and make love to you under the Sarcophagus
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know me so well, Jeff.
Malformed Russians make me so hot.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There has been no evidence of mutation and nature is thriving
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This needlessly placed NSFW link says otherwise.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am shocked.. confused... and confused.
It’s like one of those ‘magic eye’ pictures
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well.. I mean... duh.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd be surprised/frightened how many people believe otherwise
Chernobyl: not as bad as it sounds.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
official tourist bureau slogan for 2008!
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Devin and I are going to go there at some point in the coming years
If I come home with three arms, hello uberblogging.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suggest a side trip to southern Poland while there
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we're looking to make it the All-Tragedy vacation of a lifetime
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really need to shoe-horn Hiroshima into there
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be a long vacation
you fuckers need to donate more money.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will donate heartily if I can come
I need more pictures of me being crassly happy and enjoying myself at sites of extreme tragedy. Africa already banned me.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're in
I’m going to grow a moustache before Auschwitz.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hot damn!
finally, a good use for all those novelty fake body parts.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always had plans of letting off some gas in the showers.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to take it somewhere, before the threading ended.
I stand by my joke.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got the computer virus in 1998.
My view on the area is tainted.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many holes there are.
Sounds like a money making opportunity in the porn industry.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also racist against the Soviet Union.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now we find out the story behind Librocrat's ex
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve this comment.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this commercial.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do not insult vern fonk
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
False
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Vern Fonk comericals are awesome.
I was referring to the bunch of retarded fans singing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry guys
Didn’t know people here felt so strongly for Vern Fonk. Lo Siento.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't fuck with Fonk :o
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His commercials are meant to be crappy
That is why they are awesome.
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy looks so much like one of the south park creators
by weebs on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I first saw that commercial
I thought, “WTF is that Trey Parker?”
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is up with these Vern Fonk commercials?
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OR YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CAR!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DANCE!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see the one where he shaved a VF into his back hair?
It looked like the Van Halen logo
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vern Fonk is my kind of people
A true American right there
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else love those Vern Fonk commercials?
I’m really glad shit like that exists
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BANNER BANK BUILDING TO THE FUTURE JEFF CLEMENT YESSSSS
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO BUCKY WHAT THE HELL MAN
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banner Bank better not jinx Clement
like they did Bucky.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Building to the Future bumper isn't necessarily a Bank commercial
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just warning them.
Just a warning.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh Norton can play third base
like I can can play the trombone.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHICH IS TO SAY THAT I CAN'T PLAY THE TROMBONE
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew I choose the trombone for a reason.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They had a concert at my old job and a 16 year old girl was singing a song
The only lyric I remember is:
‘On my own, like a rusty trombone’
It was a love song.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In about 10 years
It’s going to be called a “Fonk Blast”
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how much that'd cost
for that sponsership
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LaHair at
.319/.360/.617
Is he still not a prospect?
by Majic on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or is the proper answer to this question "yes"?
I hate when they’re phrased like this.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT MARINERS REVOLUTON HAD HIM AS THEIR #1 PROSPECT
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my mind he's not NOT a prospect
but he’s definitely not a prospect
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's still not someday possibly unbeing becoming not a prospect of prospecting.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, I see him as somewhere between "prospect" and "career minor leaguer"
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Green did that last year
A lot of PCL players do that.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"He holds the record held by millions."
Ugh.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva is on my fantasy team
good or bad? Might as well use him while he’s hot
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flip him to Atlanta.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for Lillibridge?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not doing so hot this year.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has younger twin brothers.
Had classes with both of them.
Total douchebags.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No the twins were failed track and field athletes.
Still douchebags.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won't get you many points for K's
but his IP will. I’d keep him until he faces a good LH hitting lineup.
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Era, wins, whip, and saves
I know, casual fan stats, but what can I do about it.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What kind of league do you play in that doesn't count K's?!?
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah what kind of pussy ass league is this?
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just my friend irl's league
He doesn’t go on baseball blogs.
I know I need to get into a better league don’t I? Anyone want to invite?
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was a mirage.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should have a parachute handy
in case it ever happens again.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU ENTERTAIN ME
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We will give you the night off from writing.
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm already taking tomorrow off from writing
this is a dilly of a pickle
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I expect a full page report on Carlos Silva and everything he does well.
and I want it by 10:30 PM
by marinator on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Wings will Jeff! They always do!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEX WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO-HITTER
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drunk again?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach I said I was getting hammered in your honor
why would I not go through with my promise?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can only be "Again" if he's ever not.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've actually been sober for the last two weeks
hence me puking
In fact, I think the last time I drank any alcohol was the day before opening day at the LL event
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job.
I drank quite a bit yesterday. 4 Shots of Vodka, one shot of captain morgans, Some crappy beverage called “Joose” and PBR.
Needless to say I did not feel good in the morning.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I'm looking forward to class at 9 AM tomorrow
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only have class from 9 to 10 tomorrow
and it’s just Econ it’s fucking easy I’ll probably just skip
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not just in the immediate sense - there is no God and you have no purpose
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just got darker, more hopeless in here
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna shoplift like a motherfucker
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that beer I just finished?
so not recycling the bottle
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS A GOD
GO UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's from northern idaho
They only have mormons and white separatist compounds
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're done now, good luck doing your roommate's laundry
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all right
adios
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement will entertain you
1-2 tonight with another double and two walks… average up over .400 again.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is not a veteran
= JMac won’t play him until he is 32
by uwbradley on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets win in the 14th
On this
Single, Wild Pitch, Error, Intentional Walk, Intentional Walk, Wild Pitch.
Really.
by phil333 on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
think back...
he stole a base in the 2nd.
by yuniform on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hella gritty.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
....ok....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The look on Geren's face
I’ve seen that look on DMZ’s face. It’s a look of nonplussed resignation.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Veteran grit
I don’t see these youngsters doing that.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now pitching for the Rockies:
Callix Crabbe
by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FINALLY
Actually, wait, isn’t he an outfielder?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Crabbe A) plays for the Padres and B) isn't pitching
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crabbe plays for the Padres
Whatever.
He attended Manatee Jr. College.
by yuniform on Apr 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I love Lopez.
I also love drawing the infield in.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the most boring pounding ever.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its like watching the M's getting routed
but somehow, they manage to be on the other side of that.
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it too late to say
That’s what she said?
by Fin on Apr 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I..........
I got nothing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played sir.
Well played.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, she pounded you?
is this going back to your strap-on fetish?
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the first two angles did not show it.
Fuckers. The first two didn’t show it clearly. It’s not like that play happened three different times.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that Lopez's 3rd opposite field hit of the game?
He is showing he can hit everywhere this season.
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose is nasty
Just about as nasty as this game
by cwel87 on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Squinty, why are you burning RRS?
I hate to say it, but RHODES! USE RHODES!
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But you need veteran-ness in clutch situations.
RRS just can’t handle the pressure.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more Aussie slang.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 17, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Neihaus wear eyeshadow?
I love the guy, but he surely has a face for radio.
by Majic on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's slowly transforming
into a diminutive hunchbacked Dr. Frank-N-Furter
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS CAN'T PITCH IN NON-PRESSURE SITUATIONS!
by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is HHH at this game?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mills Lane once said
that the reason he took every fight he reffed seriously, even the no-name fights in po-dunk towns, is, “Each fight is the most important fight in the entire world… to two people.”
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll allow it!
Brings back memories of Celebrity Death Match.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I attribute Celebrity Death Match to MTV's downfall.
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, you don't think it was anything to do with shifting their content mix to 89% reality shows
MTV has been dead to me since Headbangers Ball was cancelled (I know it’s back on MTV2 but I’m not a teenager anymore so it’s too late)
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are plenty other of ways to follow metal now, what with the internet (satellite radio is great too)
but man, as a young’un, Headbanger’s ball was crucial.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard attack on sirius is the best
Really want to go up to vancouver to see giganitour
by Robert on Apr 17, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was awesome for the first few seasons, then it got played out really quick.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would blame Real World and Road Rules
for starting their ridiculous reality show bent
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real World was good the first couple of seasons.
But then they purposely sought after people who would do anything to be on TV and the quality went down.
Road Rules was great as well until they started doing the Road Rules vs. Real World seasons.
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS can't hit the zone today.
Thanks Buck.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WANT MORROW TO PITCH
WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MORROW
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone had a Morrow "Walk the World" photoshop.
Where is it?
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So far this is the worst episode of the Office I have ever seen.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I’m recording it. I loved last week.
by r0ry on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See I was not a fan of last week
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last week was awesome.
Let’s hope the final act redeems the whole thing.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have it tivo'd right now.. not too optimistic
The first episode (last week) was completely subpar as well
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I hereby suggest that we never play Oakland in Oakland again
I’d be cool with games in neutral locations, like Grass Creek or a cemetery.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about AT&T Park
They’re not playing any Major League Baseball there.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cemetery would be fitting for Rhodes.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Forbidden Kingdom
looks terrible.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
by Coach Owens on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing with Jet Li and Jackie Chan can be terrible
Even if it is terrible.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be so terrible, that it's gonna be awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terrible != Awesome
Exhibit 1: Dungeons and Dragons the Movie is the most terrible movie ever, but it is not the most awesome movie ever.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.....
......
You’re like super-nerd today. What’s up with that?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just commenting at a higher rate because this game is so awful
Also, fourth edition is out soon, so D&D is on the brain lately
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is that game?
I thought it was something you did verbally with friends or something.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering why you were dungeon mastering my fandango.
Good reason.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
I seriously thought that was the ninth…
This is like 1408 only more entertaining. And that’s saying something
by cwel87 on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of these days, Howie Long is going to get arrested for beating his gay lover
And the smoking gun mug shot is going to be HILARIOUS
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Joey Devine?
Was there a trade with the Braves I forgot about?
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The ump was about to call that safe
but you could see his brain say “fuck it”
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The sky is blue and all the leaves are green
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my heart's as warm as a baked potato
(sorry couldn’t resist)
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do not believe that we are... innnndians?
by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's build a snowman we can make him our best friend
we can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
most epic movie ever
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cannibal has the best DVD commentary ever, ever!
The movie is great, but the commentary makes it 5x better
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
I love when the talk about the boom girl’s rack
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, I know what I'm watching after this game is over.
That or some classic MST3K
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji! To the opposite field!
When has that EVER happened?
by Majic on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd game this year with 6 walks
we had 2 all last year.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...Why is this not a walk?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Breaking pitches?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Breaking pitch for a strike?
Who the hell is this guy?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitches...are moving?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bendy things
are coming out of Morrow’s hand.
by Majic on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder
if Morrow just aims for the center of the plate every pitch and hopes it ends somewhere in the strike zone. The way Johjima is setting up, that’s the way it looks.
by sammy on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow's throwing strikes and bendy things.
Furthermore, the headless horsemen of the rapture are waiting outside of my house.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok he's actually looking good.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when we picked this guy
over Lincecum? That was awesome.
by Majic on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
NASTY splitter looking thing
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woa. that was a nice split.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We win the Crater Lake series.
Wow, that doesn’t sound nearly as cool.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry Jeff.
You’re going to have to do a decidedly boring positive writeup.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got an awesome idea for facial hair
hitler stache’s everywhere!
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre's awesome.
SWEEP!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOO KA!
Morrow looked pretty spectacular right there
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The last act of the Office picked up a little
but it’s easily the worst episode they’ve ever done.
Even then, it’s entirely watchable.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NICE play from King Awesome to end it
Morrow actually looked decent too.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Decent is the correct word.
Most of pitches were nasty, but the two balls that were hit, were hit hard.
by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Morrow has been replaced by a body snatcher.
No other explanation.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god thats over.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you for beating me to this.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I crazy to be
impressed by Morrow’s split and breaking ball? Those were actually pretty good—nothing like last year.
by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he was stretched out, I'd say to insert
him instead of Dickey against the Angels.
by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the funny thing was that it was totally
unintentional.
by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if its only
2 wins, is it still a sweep?
by don gato on Apr 17, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
works for me
although it would have been kinda weird to see an M’s fan with a broom at McAfee tonight
by don gato on Apr 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we had a one-game sweep last April
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that does not sound
possible.
A one game series?
by don gato on Apr 17, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
their opening game sweep
was tremendous
by don gato on Apr 17, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORROW THROWING BENDY THINGS!
WASHBURN IS EXPENDABLE!
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need Strike-O-Matic
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foolish.
Now we have no one to confront the Strike-I-Nator
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norton is new to this whole camera thing
by edddgar on Apr 17, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Walk in front of the camera?
That’s a paddlin’.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
our SP have been good this year.
and pitching.
Get with it Bedard.
):< >:(
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the first time since 2007 woooo
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or since the end of the Texas series
Wooooo
by cwel87 on Apr 17, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
those were probably the easiest back-to-back wins
by LI that I can remember.
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know the Pads don't have much offence.
But wha???
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what you get for hitting Tony Clark cleanup.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But..... Jeff Francis' line:
7IP 3H 1R 7SO
I think the Giants could do better.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Francis isn't a bad pitcher.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody, Anytime.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 17, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random baseball-related news story of the day:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=reu-japanscore&;prov=reuters&type=lgns
by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
66 runs in two innings?
San Francisco would like to sign the entire roster.
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about this quote?
The coach of Kawamoto technical high school threw in the towel to spare his pitcher’s arm with his team losing 66-0 with just one batter out in the bottom of the second.
The hapless hurler had already sent down over 250 pitches, allowing 26 runs in the first inning and 40 in the second before Kawamoto asked for mercy.
"At that pace the pitcher would have thrown around 500 pitches in four innings," Kawamoto’s coach was quoted as saying. "There was a danger he could get injured."
GEE, YOU THINK? Is this guy the Japanese Dusty Baker?
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they substitute baseball for beach balls?
Seriously?
by cwel87 on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They only have 1 pitcher?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like my high school
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 17, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Dickey is starting tomorrow.
Who’s getting the start behind the plate, Johjima or Burke?
by BrianL on Apr 17, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn it.
Why does anyone swing at K-Rod’s crap till they have a 2 strike count? That should be the rule. Don’t swing till he’s got two strikes on you. He’d never get anyone out.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikeouts leaderboard as of tonight:
1 Cueto CIN 24
1 Hernandez SEA 24
1 Matsuzaka BOS 24
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
she made a big at people in their mother's basements
not enjoying this game
by Matthew on Apr 17, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know she's the only one on the entire crew
that doesn’t bug the shit out of me.
And why is it always their mother’s basements? What’s up with all these bastard children growing up to be seamheads?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The UW baseball team has
multiple times
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played softball with a ringer who played serious ball
and he reported that when Mantank was in college, she was pretty much the kept woman for the entire UW baseball team.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahaha Robert is Drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pansy
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 17, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i woke up once in a hotel
my car keys were in an ashtray
the ashtray was half filled with spilled doc otic
my keys were half-detarnished, it was awesome
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of you heard this story before
but while in college at UNLV some theatre kids had a party and I passed out after several drinks on the floor. I woke up in the morning with the host’s cat sitting on my face. I like to tell people that that was the only pussy I ever ate in UNLV Theatre.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they drank a lot and threw a lot of parties
It’s a hard knock life, producing shows all year ;P
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Robert
At least do this with Smirnoff Ice.
by Gomez on Apr 17, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I missing something here?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is not cool
i like loemoade. whats wrong in enjoying what I like? much like a fine ass women, its all in the eye of the beholder. but on the bright side at least i’m not corco amirite
by Robert on Apr 17, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i ment to say coach
but dont worrys be happys
by Robert on Apr 17, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, Conan the Destroyer is on HBO
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Conan the Librarian
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahaha
From the obviously white announcer: “Oh, Santa Maria!!!!”
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like these announcers.
“He hit the cutoff man right in the face!”
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahaha
No name Padre guy leads off the inning and gets thrown out by 120 feet trying to stretch a double into a triple.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meatball coming.
Or maybe a walked in run.
Either way SD loses.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That ump hates SD.
No doubt about that strike 3.
Questec for everyone!
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like that Vasgersioun (sic)
admits to being a homer.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 11:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The robot falters.
Greene lets a single through, 1st & 3rd 2 Out.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 11:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No... More... Baseball...
It’s 2:40A and it’s not worth it for two teams I don’t really care about.
by Faux on Apr 17, 2008 11:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit you're on the east coast?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know.
I actually got back up and watched it from the 19th to the 22nd on my TV in my bedroom.
I can’t believe that I missed that thread… it was 4:30 when I finally went to bed.
by Faux on Apr 18, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live in Utah and so I had the game on TV.
Anyway, I passed out somewhere around the 17th-18th inning. I just now woke up with my face buried in my couch with the sun shining in burning my eyes.
Needless to say, the M’s game last night avoided being the most boring baseball game of the day. I feel bad for the Padres fans and workers who stayed at the stadium as long as they did to see their team lose.
by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the weird? A game?
It’s not every night that I am up at 3am and decide to check the league leaders on mlb.com… but tonight I did.
by Jamelah on Apr 17, 2008 11:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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