4/17: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 6:36 PM PDT
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There's off-color and then there's over the line. We're starting this thread again from scratch.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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It might've been okay if it was the sixth inning of a mauling
But to start the game thread at that point? We’d be party vanned by the stretch.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
unfortunately this new thread has derailed my enthusiasm to get completely trashed for the game
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I guess, I have class tomorrow anyway
that thread just seemed dead enough from the get go that a trashed Corco wouldn’t even really matter
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Just think about miserable and pointless life in Northern Idaho is
That’ll be good for a few.
Then imagine the day when your home is paved over for another road to Tamarack. That’ll be good for the rest.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
given that my house is northwest of Tamarack (near the base of Jug Mountain)
I’d be shocked if this happened
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
holy fuck
i havent seen an owning that hard since…ever
my god man
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny because you think people know of/give a shit about Tamarack and/or Jug Mountain.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah. My grandfather lives in Boise. I try not to think about it.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone is ever in Boise, they need to go to flying pie pizza
http://www.flyingpie.com – incredible beer, and awesome pizza – I just finished a sharp cheddar, gouda and feta cheese pizza… and I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can hit the sauce.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The only restaurants I've been to in Boise are the Cracker Barrel
and North’s Family Buffet (or something to that effect). My grandfather’s a cheap bastard.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there significant regional differences?
In all honesty, though, I have had some good meals there.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Cracker Barrel doesn't hire gay people.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 17, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as the food's good I don't care if they don't hire white people
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
SUBTHREAD CLOSED SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Where’s that fake Jeff account when you need it?
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
well yea
but that would make in an idaho in-joke more than anything else
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to request a mulligan
when Jeff punked it. GOOD MAN
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
So that explains why I couldn't get shit to post.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
The tamest comment
was about Hot Salmon Hot Pocket.
and I’ll just leave it there
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Norton
gotta be better than morse right?
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a decent bat off the bench
A little bit of power. And can he really be worse at 1B than Richie right now?
um, no
that’s just wrong
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither Ballgame and wilkerson can hit the ball pretty well
but Ballgame is a tad better defensibly. And Norton is a decent bat off the bench. No one you want playing at 1B everyday, but still better then sexson.
Wilkerson can hit the ball well
when he makes contact and he can work the count. Ballgame is a late inning defensive replacement and nothing more. Sexson is hitting like a good minor league callup first baseman. He’s overpaid, but he’s doing OK so far.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it could be CF /RF
It’s not so bad.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they should sit him every now and then
until he is benched/ catches on fire / we find out Norton is worse
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming Norton's 2007 was a fluke
He can help this team spelling regulars. And I agree with resting Wilkerson and Richie.
I'm tryng to think of a scenario where Wilkerson plays first
but I can’t think of one that makes sense. But I hear his glove was passable there.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie jettisoned into space
Raul moved to RF (since the FO will insist on keeping him out there), Reed/Wlad/Glove-on-a-stick to LF.
Alright, yeah. I apoligize.
My words may have taken things a little over the line, but I was provoked. And my last name is Borgstrom, hence “borgy”
Except for their inferiority in every way to Norwegians.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This is such a silly debate.
I mean, really, most Americans don’t know the capital of either country, so let’s leave it there.
Swedish girls > Norwegian girls
that's not saying much.
most americans don’t know the capital of canada.
you want to be on the side better that they do?
honestly, I bet most americans don’t know the capital of the state they live it.
in 2006 during a national geographic poll
half of americans 18-24 couldn’t identify the state of new york on a map.
that's just pathetic
things like that make me feel like I’m wasting time memorizing every state’s state highway systems
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
well yeah
if people don’t even know where states are why should they care about the highways?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you seem to constantly confuse
7 people with the entire world?
We will need guardians of history like you
When the Psychlos invade and enslave us
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to kill society.
But then again I got 98% of my states and capitals quiz in high school.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That one's easy. It looks like a flag.
Asking somebody to point out Colorado or Wyoming and them not knowing—that I can understand.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Christ. It always pisses me off that I need to tell people I live
“about an hour south of Seattle.” Learn your fucking capitals.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i feel your pain. i'm an oly native living in indiana.
they have no clue.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't even know what you're talking about when you way Washington
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
no kidding. "DC?"
gahhhhhh.
usually causes me to gte their asses.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, having learned to talk in Illinois/Ohio
I still say Washington State
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
what's worse is when you show your ID at liquor stores...
...and they say, “oh, you’re from DC too?”
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 17, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WRONG
i dont live in arizona
you must feel foolish
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand your first sentence
but I agree that most Americans are monumentally stupid.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
If you prefer suicide-loving Nazi-appeasers that’s your prerogative.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't that the content of the whole thread?
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, Salmon Flavored?
Think about it.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I got it.
I would just like to think that there was some other things being talked about in that thread
Honestly, I think it was more that some people
kept trying to talk about some sort of “baseball” game and it’s “players.” Fuck that.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Verlander always throws near 100 MPH. The way I see it,
it’s finally caught up with him.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
If you stop believing in booze, it will just go away.
Worked during Prohibition.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
go check his pitch speeds
you’re wrong.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't done the requisite research
but it seems his velocity is down.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Over/Under on how long 'til he hits the DL?
I say 2 weeks
My god the AL West is that close?
i really havent been paying attention. nice.
I don't pay attention to the standings until June.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
by then it might be too late
for even false hope
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't knock it until you try it.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you implying that I'm a crackhead?
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
how about some beer? it's a gateway drug. helps you along the way.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
not if we dont score 4 or more runs
how could you forget that?
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
At least we get to hear
a whole game of Madden’s unintentional funniness
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
At least Madden could make pretty pictures
with his telestrator and occasionally say something amusing despite himself.
...what is Madden going to do without Farve to fawn over now?
Your assuming the Bill writes those
typically he gives the basic outline and the script writers/graphics department comes up with the spiffy lines
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 17, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It was wrong of me to assume he was literate.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Great exchange on the pregame
Bill: Felix has a great job! He gets to throw and then he gets four days off!
Mantank: He’s great.
Bill: Meanwhile, look at me, I work everyday! I’m a slave!
Mantank: You’re MY slave!
And the Republic shall raise an army of Jay Buhner clones...
Hopefully the A’s join the rest of the teams the M’s have played so far and mistake Carlos Silva for Felix Hernandez.
The way Silva pitched against the Angels
Is like, EXACTLY what we should expect from him all year. His first start was a fluke.
That might actually be the strategy
Fill the pitching staff with chubby south americans, and take the names off the jerseys
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
What isn't going to happen?
The win, or getting the grease off?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just trying to figure out if those were dark green or black
Definitely black.. they are .. strange?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I was going to make a quip about the org making the black players wear different uniforms,
then I remembered there aren’t any black A’s.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 17, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They've had them for years
haven’t they?
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No they don't . The lettering is green on those.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Since they've decided to represent our hopes and dreams in apparel.
...and now I'm here
I like that when we rest Sexson
it’s a) against a lefty
b) with a switch hitter who sucks hitting right handed
[doesn’t want to look for “McLaren Approved!” graphic]
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Sexson isn't "resting"
Not in the “day off” sense anyways. He’s banged up.
Sad...
I liked the original game thread. It had potential. I feel like we traded it for an established albeit always injured ace.
I highly doubt that was the Adam Jones of game threads.
...and now I'm here
That was the filthiest thread in site history
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't help but think of that commercial
Old Man: “You no hungry for girl, you hungry for hot pockets!”
Me: “No, were kinda hungry for the girl”
Dammit Blowers
if I ever hear you say “cutter” again I’m going to send Jerramy Stevens to your hotel room to administer the date rape drug.
I've been trying for 5 minutes to find a "V" world synonymous with "Fat" or "Whale"
Nothing. Jolly…V…?
...and now I'm here
Too... busty.
For Vidro, most of the hot dogs appeared to have gone to his waist and thighs.
...and now I'm here
He lived up to his name
So fast he ended it before it started
So as good as Beltre has been so far this season,
only 5 RBIs, really?
I swear he has knocked in at least a dozen already.
"Carlos Silva is a machine"
Yes.. a very well oiled machine
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
It seems the Flyers have had 6 men on the ice now for two straight periods.
They are pumped up right now.
Yea.. now I REALLY hate Ibanez's defense
But watching him flail about and faceplant? Priceless.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going to miss Raul's defense when it's gone
and I mean gone in body and spirit, not just gone in body.
If we're goning to suck
he might as well be hilarious.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny if he twist and turns
or dives and comes up hilariously short.
If it’s an easy fly that drops in for a double or a single double that isn’t cut off, then I die a little.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
it takes two to make a thing go right
Not something I want to hear after a vomit-inducing Raul Ibanez dive.
I like that Blowers was quick to defend him.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have never met a Mariner fan that
a) genuinely likes Raul
b) realizes he’s the Face of the Franchise
Maybe I should move to Seattle and hang out in the 100 section.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hang out in 108 with Brett and Sec 108
Fun and games, and you can get in some heckling with the road team’s RF.
That was some Silva defense by Raul.
...and now I'm here
Remember when we had Winn / Cameron / Ichiro
That was amazing to watch
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's forget.
So we can appreciate what we have more.
...and now I'm here
That was before I knew that defense was important.
:`(
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh.. weird
Ichiro says: Punch cleveland in the face
...and now I'm here
"He can do a lot of different things for you"
swing and a miss.
...and now I'm here
Taaake again
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Kenji
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF they even pronounced his name right!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a difficult one to pronounce.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff CLE-MENT or Jeff CLEM-ENT. It's Clem-ent, by the way.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The only one I remember
is that one he hit on Opening Day ‘06.
Looking at hittracker, that's exactly right.
Every one of Kenji’s home runs has been within ~30 degrees of the LF foul line, except for his first.
How awful is it going to be
to have Bloomquist in the FSN booth for twelve years after he retires?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
he might be pretty good
lots of subtle jabs to the team about how he never got enough playing time
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
God- and my father (a lifelong Reds fan)
compared him to Pete Rose a lot back in 2003
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I think I can hear individual conversations in the stands.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY CUTTERS BLOWERS!
JERRAMY STEVENS IS COMING TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM TO RAPE YOU NOW!
Who is gonna post the image first?
WFB quantifying…
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Raise your hand if you didn't think Yuni was going to swing there.
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He's trying to fit in with the rest of the team.
Get it? Get it? He’s working on his Yuniformity!!!
BWAWAHAHAHAHAHAI’mbored.
...and now I'm here
Gritty bear is growing up.
...and now I'm here
Playing boring opponent with Bedard or Felix not pitching=boring game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
What? It's been an inning and a half. There have been baserunners every inning.
Plus, Bloomquist’s playing!
Say what you want
but I liked Carlos Silva in Boogie Nights
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
did they make the foul territory
so big here to prevent every fan from getting a ball at every game?
Yunirange!
So much range he almost overran the ball!
so......
I feel South Park has recovered nicely since their first two eps this season.
I thought so until the last episode
The internet one just wasn’t that funny
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
It had a pretty good payoff.
It’s was a ghost!
God I wish I had a screenshot of that.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh no that one was awesome
I mean the Internet out Californee way one
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Yeah....that was one of the few times where I've thought they went to far...
Only because it wasn’t funny. I’m fine with them crossing the line if it’s hilarious.
Yeah it wasn't great
The end was pretty rough… But I do love brazilian fart porn
Just give me five bees for a quarter.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You squares just aren't hip.
Throw your axe into the jalopy and head down to the club and jam, cat.
I’m the only band geek here, aren’t I?
I tried to make a move but the bank was closed
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
just keep off the toot
don’t need any more smokey on the trail
Okay I'll concede that I don't know what we're talking about
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was the backseat of a car
God the 20s were weird. No wonder they were Depressed.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
buggy probably
but struggle was definitely dance.
Maybe "struggle buggy" means getting busy in the car
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
obviously it is a reference to how a "decent girl" could still get busy in the back of a car
as long as she went through the motions of putting up a fight. Hence, the “struggle” buggy.
If you had a friend hold her down, he was your “struggle buddy.”
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
boy that gives a whole new meaning to that
snuggle bear on the TV laundry commericals
he's probably chatting up that prude san diego girl from the original game thread
and aborted that thread to hide the evidence
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you and your always being ahead of mlb.tv
time to put the gamethread on back burner… =(
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I'm watching on regular cable.
I have two computers in my room, one has a TV card in it. Both are sharing a keyboard/mouse via Synergy.
Buh?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
so... DiNardo can't throw strikes consistently
odds we take advantage of this: -400%
...poooch?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 17, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this is promising
Nice walk KA….if only someone else were at the plate
You didn't have to explain what was going on Blowers.
I could hear the conversation with the umpire loud and clear.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Observation.
I don’t comment much in game threads because I can’t put that many swear words together in one sentence. But right now I’m listening to the A’s radio broadcast and it’s 10x better than the M’s. I don’t know who their radio guy is but he’s damn good. Everything he’s said has been relevant and concise and he’s avoided all the Rizzs histrionics. What a nice change of pace.
Oh, just so I fit in around here…
FUCK SHIT DAMN DIE IN A FIRE
by ryanhealy on Apr 17, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
POOOOOOCH!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 17, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Vidro, you and your long long long singles.
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CALL UP CLEMENT
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard Brad Wilkerson is better vs. LHP than RHP, and fairly significantly really.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilkerson's better against both than Willie is against either.
But Wilkerson has a bad back (or something)
Woooo Turbo!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Vidro drives in 2 AND gets injured?
Best at-bat he’s ever had!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Greg Norton looks exactly like a cross between
Willie and Sexson
but he's not really bulkier
just taller, but not as tall as Richie. But it’s also a similar batting stance and face to Willie
Bases loaded again!
Don’t fuck it up please Kenji
by seattlesundevil on Apr 17, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
so... DiNardo can't throw strikes consistently
odds we take advantage of this: -400%
Oh man this meltdown is awesome
We haven’t seen an opposing pitcher get pulled early yet, have we?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
How many pitches till the Kenji DP?
I’m setting the over/under at 2.5 and taking the under.
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YES!
He got by the first one with no DP!!!
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"This kid can't throw a strike, let him walk the world."
Dave, you’re the best.
WATCH THE BIG BOY COME IN AND WALK THE WORLD!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
JOHFUCKINGJIMA!!!!!!!!!
OMGZ WE ACTUALLY WALKED IN A RUN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
WHY'S HE IN TACOMA WHAT A WASTE OF TALENTS
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Man we just needed him in there a little longer
So Yuni could get a walk for his other nipple
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
WILLIES UP WITH THE BASES LOADED
I am EXCITED!!
Inside the park grand slam
Willie would have to overrun to of the other runners
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know that Willie had a grand slam for his
first major league hit?!
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Did you know that Willie wears eye black
when making love to his wife?!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a reference to the "Before the Bigs" book
a few years back. which claimed that happened.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Haha, that was back in my casual fan days.
I remember that clearly—I also thought willie was a stud.
MVP Baseball agreed with you.
The following year I put Willie in the starting lineup in LF and he went on to hit .325 with 25 jacks.
That was unexpected for us
I totally figured this to be a “determined to make outs” game for our offense.
WILK 4 RF
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WLAD FOR TACOMA FOR ANOTHER YEAR TO IMPROVE
PITCH RECOGNITION AND PLATE DISCIPLINE AND THEN RF IN 2009 IS THIS TOO MANY CAPS
YOU HAVE OFFENDED JABBA
And will be thrown into the Sarloos pit
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to BLANK you in the BLANK with a spatula and then maybe even stick it in your BLANK and reverse it while listening to smooth jazz.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Advice
Never mention George Benson’s name among the LL crew, or you will be accused of being a closet smooth jazz fan ;P
I don't listen to smooth jazz.
I prefer real saxophone players. Desmond, Parker, Coltrane.
George Benson and Kenny G can die in a fire.
okay, four runs, that's pretty solid
more would be nice
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
KNUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeahasqssssssssssssssssss
Go Nova
Congrats
Man this has been a bad playoffs for me.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks bro.
That was one of the most fun games I’ve ever seen. OT was just back and forth for 20 min.
Go Nova
The Flyers seemed to have 6-men on the ice those last 3 periods.
The Caps were too defensive and had no energy to amount any kind of attack.
Yeah OT was very one-sided
Very good, considering when Ovie or Green or Federov had the puck I was shitting my pants
Go Nova
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
vnrufvjksnfvjsdncjsdncjsdncjsdncjdsncjdsncjsdancnsdcnsdncsdcnsdkjcnsdjcnsdcns
holy fuck im gonna have a heart attack
4-0 M’s wooooooooooooooooooooo
Go Nova
Because you don't make the third out at third base
Second is as good as third with 2 out
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
neat
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
His vision must be bad from punching himself in the
face so many times.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
The Office has been over for 30 minutes already for me.
But I DVR all my shows and watch baseball/sports instead.
D-Fence
Woot Woot D-Fence Woot Woot.
...and now I'm here
I thought we were getting an upgrade at 1st.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
We just have a hole at first
Doesn’t matter who is there huh?
No, Sexson don't even stop it from getting out of the infield.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
God I hate anti-virus programs.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't open suspicious e-mails
or visit suspicious porn sites
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Firefox solves the latter of the two problems you mentioned.
...and now I'm here
You can still visit the suspicious porn sites if you want.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That shit will fuck your computer up real good.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
God the vodka is going down bad tonight
shot #6 tonight and I can hardly not puke
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
It's after 8pm
I guess we may have to go back to the rule.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
can we wait to see if I get out of hand before telling me to stop?
just tell me to stop when I get crazy and I will
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
There's a hot sauce called
Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleanser
...and now I'm here
Blowers is obsessed with his drycleaning
He can’t stop talking about how short series prevent people from getting their dry cleaning done.
not in the city
but maybe out in North Bend or something
No. It was too cold today.
...and now I'm here
My turn
I’ve naysaid snow before only to see it snow… but I’ll take a shot and say it’ll warm up by the weekend and we’ll avert it.
it wont snow in the city
but outlaying areas might get some
Get your Peppridge Farm Summer Sausage Cock for this holiday season
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
you knock on wood a lot
anything to it?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
One of these is meaningful and one of these is not
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That was not supposed to be a response.
I clicked the wrong button AND accidentally deleted the text before I posted. That was 2x fail.
But since I’m not allowed to double post, I did not feel like fixing it.
...and now I'm here
Not the first time in his career.
I think I have seen a half dozen of those kind of games for him. He is the best pitcher with the least amount of run support in his career. Yeah, I may be pulling that stat out of my ass, but he has been most unfortunate.
Damn emo kids.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
HELTER SKELTER
IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Are the A's more boring than the Orioles?
I think so.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I blame Bloomquist
He was in Ichiro’s territory, fucking up his gameplan.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
bad image bad image bad image bad image bad image bad image
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless of our team's skill level
We probably have one of the most boring teams in baseball. Sans Felix.
...and now I'm here
I dunno, I don't think it's us
these games in Oakland are always pain.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, maybe.
Still, they have young players at least with some potential. That adds some excitement for their side.
...and now I'm here
Not this much
Texas at least has that creeper with the bleacher jailbait.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Our team's pretty fun actually
Because an offensive rally is never expected, and therefore more entertaining
So... for 15 minutes in a 3 1/2 hour game our team is exciting.
I don’t like that percentage.
...and now I'm here
Yeah know, it pisses me off when people say baseball is boring.
But I think they say that because they’re watching the A’s.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
People who say baseball is boring clearly weren't introduced to it as children
therefore, their parents didn’t love them very much
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Then your parents loved you plenty
alcohol changes things for everyone. It makes me think ugly girls are really cute
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
At least they are moving to a new stadium soonish.
Where they have internet and robotic serving girls who pleasure you between pitches.
there is something about Oakland
that sucks the life out of people
And the broadcast has Jim Rome's dead air and Cokie Roberts' level of intrigue
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I use to listen to Jim Rome.
:(
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Rome is sooo incredibly boring.
But have you ever watch his fill-in gal Jemele Hill? She is horrid. I can’t stand her. She only has a job because she is…... and I am not even kidding.
Jemele Hill is one of the worst writers in the history of ESPN
and thats REALLY saying something
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I always read her articles
it reminds me how many people in the world whose jobs I could do much better than them
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That was really cocky
what I meant was that there are a lot of people out there who are really bad at their jobs
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Rome is actually much better with the dead air.
Compared when he’s on TV and has no dead air.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, how did he get his bat on that?
It looked like it was bouncing in front of the plate.
That Band Gets Shirts!
When I slice, I slice like a hammer!
SHIT
Shot number 8 yielded my vomit all over my roommates bed as I rusehd for the window. Here’s hoping I cleaned it all up
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I needed that update. Thank you.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You know,
I hadn’t said my daily thanks that I don’t live with you yet. Thanks for reminding me.
you're welcome
but for the record this is the first time this has ever happened
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Vodka sucks, especially the cheap shit I imagine you're drinking.
Get yourself some good beer.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah this is Idaho Silver which is $6.95/HANDLE in Idaho
it’s glorified turpentine
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Are you drinking the $5 vodka?
Because I’m drinking the $5 vodka and I feel great. You must be drinking the $4 vodka: BAD. I was in the liquor store and I saw the $4 vodka and I said “Hell no, too cheap probably tastes like paint thinner. Fuck that cheap shit.” I went with the $5 vodka and haven’t looked back.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I am drinking Monarch.
Smirnoff was too pricey and high class.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
all I have is a perfect trifecta of crap
1. Icehouse
2. Keystone Ice
3. Natty Light
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
It's too bad Mac and Jack's don't sell bottles
could make a killing, especially with the under 21 crowd.
#1 would make me puke after a few sips.
Dead serious, I shit you not.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My body will not tolerate coors light, this I know - goes right back up
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I exect #2 and #3 to be fatal to me as well.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bud gave me the worst hangover of my life
Never again.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it isn't Beast
But that’s still one of the worst selections ever.
I’ve had Newcastle, Killian’s, Sam Adams Cream Stout, and Murphy’s Stuout so far tonight
I live the quality beer life
Cream Stout is awesome
Just check your bottles for glass shards
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
things not to be proud of:
I’ve almost always able to find my way to a window before I puke from alcohol at 8:30
I tend to puke in stranger's back yards.
...or the kitchen sink if the bathroom is occupied
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I should save this for the fanpost
But I through up into the vent of my friend’s box airconditioner once
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's see
I’ve peed of a cliff, but I haven’t puked off of one…
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I lived in a single for my last three years of college
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer before liquor?
or are you getting ready for dying time?
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a lie
But I still pregame with shots then work with the beers to enjoy the night and keep the buzz alive – like any typical raging alcoholic college student
It's not a lie
when I go beer first, I die on shots
Unless it’s good stuff
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the ticket
I have some US$40/fifth vodka (44 North) sitting in the firdge reserved for hot girls
Maybe it’s time to cash that thing in tonight
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Based on the fact that you've taken 8 shots of vodka by yourself
I don’t think the hot girls are coming.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're not by yourself then you're an absolutely godawful host
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
who says I'm the host?
I’m in a college dorm, I can drink and gamethread and socialize simultaneously
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
If this is true then you suck at college
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Shot number 8 yielded my vomit all over my roommates bed as I rusehd for the window. Here’s hoping I cleaned it all up
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
and yeah, I'm by myself
but I figure now that I am drinking ultra-premium vodka girls will magically appear
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
no they don't
they have no idea. If they say otherwise, they’re lying.
I pregame with a bottle of sheaf stout or a few cans of old chub in the parking lot
then hit the johnnie walker or single barrel sours at the bar with any luck, in six hours or so i’m sober enough to drive home without killing any children or elves
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss Hendu's incredible innane shit
that he used to talk about the A’s.
that made these games fun.
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He's got a killer game of Stratego going in the dugout that he wants to get back to
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he has his flag in the corner
surrounded by rows of bombs.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Long run
of 6 feet. Way to hustle.
...and now I'm here
I'm gonna stab the guy chanting "Let's go Oakland"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Shut the fuck up about the Yankees and Red Sox.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Silva is ruining my pessimistic projection of him.
...and now I'm here
baseball caps on girls are ugly
...unless its somehow the team you pull for, then I guess they get a pass
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You really couldn't be more un right.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I never wanna see a woman in a baseball cap as long live.
reminds me of work
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmmmm....
Me wonders why you need a hot chick stretching so that her boobs are popping out to relate to anything…
So it's early, but I think I like Silva more than I thought I did
As in, hey, he may be a #3 and not a #4
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
If he pitches like this all year
it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Anaheim isn't a bad team.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to keep my pessimism.
...and now I'm here
You cannot get AIDS from their mouth.
Unless they have bleeding gums.
...and now I'm here
Fortunately my standards are low.
Ladies.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepy.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That's way up from a few years ago.
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by JI on Apr 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless, plenty of grounders.
If he never walks anyone either, that’s fine. As long as he K’s 4 and walks 1 per nine, I’ll take him as my #3
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
His groundball rate is bad
today it’s fine, but overall it’s not.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I s'pose I'm being tainted by today.
Regardless, I think the command and groundballs are real, and over his career that’s really been the case. The lack of K’s the last two games (not even one) is worrisome, but I’m sure he’ll get it back to 3-4…
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If Johnny Mac manages for all of Sean Greens career
he will end up on that most games appeared in list someday
I wish our left fielder could "give chase"
...and now I'm here
Hm, Lopez hit that well.
I’m fine with him swinging like that when they throw a “get ahead” fastball.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Brett's hoping Raul plays by "Washburn Rules"
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
His second paragraph I read: "I love to touch kids.",
...and now I'm here
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