What's this bullshit?
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 12:48 PM PDT
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I of course take this as an insult, though I dont really know how this affects us at all.
oh yeah, and they sponsered their own page too. so no chance for a friendly sponsorship rivalry or anything. assholes.
I wonder if I'll ever discover anything about the Angels I won't completely despise. Probably not.
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I posted this in the
Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem thread, and JI yawned at me
I’m voting for sponsoring Willits’ page or something
hey guys I found out why Rev Halofan sponsored the mariners B-R page
he’s going to fl—(SHOTGUN BLAST) Die, meme, die!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 17, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
That reminds of Mitch Hedberg's joke about playing tennis:
“The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They’re fucking relentless.”
If the Angels were a worse team, I don't think anyone would care.
But they’re baseball team is better than ours, while their blog is the SF Giants of sports blogs, so it bothers us more.
...and now I'm here
So if someone does something just to bother you
How is it clever to let it bother you?
by Graham MacAree on Apr 17, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it bothers us because they do it to bother us. I'm saying they bother us by existing.
Also, I don’t personally care, I just understand it and am presenting the opposing viewpoint.
...and now I'm here
The Bad News Bears with higher OPS, actually
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Seriously, I think talking about HH should be forever banned.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 17, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
not banned per say
but it’s definately a dead meme
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 17, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you guys should listen to this guy
He seems to know what he’s talking about
by Graham MacAree on Apr 17, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT A SECOND
don’t you guys realize what happens to a great nation blog when they lose their primary enemy. Didn’t the end of the Soviet Empire and the Cold War teach us anything. In order to be happy and prosperous, we NEED an archenemy… a nemisis. Without it we’ll just lash out in pathetic attempts to villify muslims someone. We will never be so productive, happy and cohesive as when we can all agree that HH sucks balls. If we lose that, God help us.
by johnbai on Apr 17, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shut the fuck up
you whiny piece of fuck.
by marc w on Apr 17, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's okay
I assumed he was taking the spirit of my message to heart and was trying to unite everyone against the common enemy of me.
Damn, I thought I'd at least have an ally in you, Graham.
I may have to rethink this whole plan.
john, I propose a truce.
Would you like to propose the next unifying target?
We could unify and attack Brayden
he’s always writing “haha” in his posts and generally staying positive. That really makes me mad. Plus, he’s taller than me. What a jerk!
Other options: Positive Paul… he’s older than all of us put together, and is always “sharing” his photographs. Sounds like a pervert if you ask me! Playing keyboards for a church band is just a cover.
or: Bretticus… His fantasy team beat my team last week… that automatically makes him a jerk. Also, he makes fun of people who suffer from mental retardation… and (get this) HE ACTUALLY LIVES IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT! What a douche! Also, he reads Spiderman comics. Everyone knows that Spiderman is lame compared to Hellboy.
What do you think? Who’s ripe for attack?
I would have to defend Brett in such a fight.
He is now part of my RF family. We stick together out there.
The user formerly known as Sec 108.
I had a dream about you the other night Graham
For some reason I was in England. I emailed you and said, “Hey dude, what are you up to? I’m in town… let’s get together for a gin and tonic and hang out!”
You said, “No.”
I heard about it
I just didn’t want to bring it up here and have it sound creepy:
“I hear you were dreaming about me, johnbai.”
That just doesn’t sound right. Also, I apparently need to do some catching up if I want to be as much of an asshole in real life as your subconsciousness thinks I am :P
by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless your subconciousness is actually aware that I'm currently in 'holy shit finals I'm not going out' mode
In which case quit stalking me
by Graham MacAree on Apr 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
In my dream
it actually kind of made you a bad ass. I was feeling all happy and enthusiastic like a puppy dog, and you just put the hammer down. It was funny.
It just gets gayer and gayer.
Barry Bonds died for your sins.
by JI on Apr 18, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You just don't understand
true friendship JI.
It’s like Graham is Judah Ben Hur from that old Charlton Heston film… and I’m like his old military friend that shows up and joins him in the Roman baths for some good old fashioned manly comraderie. There’s nothing gay about that!
That makes sense...
Rev and them calling people here that know more than what Avg, HR, RBI, and ERA are ‘stat nerds’ that ‘live in their parents basement’ etc, and call every person who disagrees on their site a troll with too much time on their hands. Yet he sponsors a website about the Mariners.
I must admit, it is pretty funny though.
I just wish we had thought of it first, we could have sponsored the entire AL West.
I'm pretty sure I'm not retarded.
SIGN THAT BOY
to a multi-year deal! have him name his price
this is a very good idea and i have complete confidence in it
by Karma Police on Apr 17, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone considered
That the rev is just secretly an M’s fan?
Yeah, I thought I was original when I posted in the get Jeff a CL girl diary
but you beat me to that one too =(
by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nuthin' like getting HH-rolled from BR.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 17, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Come on guys, you gotta admit that's pretty funny.
Point for the Rev.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
And a gig for Bean.
I like midgets more than I should.
So Rev helps keep Baseball-Reference.com
going with his donations. Good on him.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 17, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
The funny thing
is that he dropped 100 bucks to sponsor that page. I think that’s the last thing I’d buy if I had an extra 100 bucks sitting around.
If he dropped $100 on that, then the jokes on him.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
$100 is like £5 ... man, you could almost get a beer in London for that.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 18, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
let's just drop 25 bucks and sponser Garland's page
and write:
Lookout Landing: Where Common Sense and Witty Self-Discontent Prevail
by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Apr 18, 2008 3:12 AM PDT reply actions
How about:
I would be for a sponsored page thread if we do decide to buy one of these.
See how can come up with good captions.
...and now I'm here
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