4/16: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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To be fair he's said it more than once.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy fuck it's the 7th?
I could of swore it was the 4th.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
You're used to last night's tits pace.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I like Nick Swisher anymore.
Too much professional sex.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that thread will never not be funny
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't find it now though
Anyone got a link?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I meant Jeff's writeup where he mentioned Nick Swisher's job was professional sex
From last year. Best writeup ever. But I don’t know where to find it.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I swaer that term sounds like
a SA filter pwn
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks like the product of a sleepover practical joke.
I half-expected one his eyebrows to be missing.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
actually a decent play by ibanez there
to cut taht ball off and keep him to a single
A good LF doesn't need to slide though.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were Rizzs
I’d hang on to the ball for 15 minutes until everyone forgets about it, then lob it out of the booth onto somebody’s head.
I'll be back to my lighthearted dejection by the weekend
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You can take an extra week if you want.
I don’t think the Mariners are going to get you back into shape that quickly.
Well that's the problem.
You need the Mariners to bring you back from the depths of hell for a period of time just to get you back to the lighthearted dejection level. If the M’s bomb this weekend, you are not coming back that quickly.
That's true
the week after this weekend has potential.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in the day
it was supposedly scotch and cigarettes all game long…
It's a shame they don't do live commercials for cigarettes anymore.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a punchline to that?
I’m too young to remember what a cigarette commercial would look like.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I fail to see why I need to double up the punchline.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it's still relevant.
If he is not around, we only have 1 ace to go with our shitastic offense and bullpen.
I don't know why that got blockquoted but I like it
Really highlights the sad.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice save Sims.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
It's because I told Felix he was the staff ace all along on MySpace.
I know it.
Yesterday's Pants
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King Fucking Awesome!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
When is the last time Beltre made a play
without his gold glove being mentioned…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
our Suzuki is better than a ninja
he doesnt need to play hide and go seek in pajamas while he is awesome.
Pitch Count?
Can the King go 8?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Places to avoid hitting the ball against the M's
1. 3rd base
2. Center
OK I’m out
I was thinking about adding Kenji
but how often is the ball hit to the catcher?
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
unh.
Jaymee was hotter than you mindy. even if you give off a cougar vibe.
Turbo Power!
Infield hit
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
I heart Vidro infield singles
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA A’s announcers “Vidro runs too well”
WHAT??
?!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
"Vidro runs pretty well"
I wish these guys didn’t put me to sleep because they say some real nuggets.
Turbo infield hits are back!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't mean to be a dick or nothin
but it says here you’re fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.
He apparently runs well..
So why not?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
he already
has a stolen base this year.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I had somehow blocked that from my memory.
I think the improbability of it was too much for me to handle.
Only the Mariners can get 4 runs off a pitcher
and still allow him to pitch into the 8th.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
"Sexson swung at ball four"
fat joe…dont be too happy with yourself. its richie sexson. and youre still fat.
That ball was so clearly low
Not even a breaking ball or anything
Brad Wilkerson = Ruben Sierra
In that I do not think I have ever seen them get a hit in a Mariner uniform. I am sure they do / did get them – but I never witness them.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
To recap:
1st pitch: close, no swing
2nd pitch: not close, check swing
3rd pitch: even less close, full swing
89 coming into the inning
Very low stress though
gameday says 89 for some reason
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
....is that Motorhead's King of Kings I heard?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Sheeeeeeet here we go King..
Need some K’s
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh's.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
You live in Tucson? I live in Tucson!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I might go to the Saturday one
I have to work for the Thursday and Friday night ones.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
that wasn’t so bad. It was closer than Raul usually gets…
I took a nap after work
I turned on the game in the 7th, i.e. around 8:30, and wondered how this game was moving so fast. Everyone’s working really quick. It’s like these guys have to catch a flight or something, which is weird because they just got here and they have another game tomorrow.
YEAH FUCKER! SUCK IT ELLIS!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
FUCK!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I fucking hate bloop RBIs!!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Rhodes warming up?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Rhodes and Green
up in the pen….
ugggh.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
one more out baby
make it quick before Rhodes comes in
No Rhodes No Rhodes No Rhodes No Rhodes
No Rhodes No Rhodes No Rhodes No Rhodes
squinty
wants greens arm to fall off his body. i guess he wants another lefty in the pen and will form green to pitch that way with only one arm.
KEEP ROWLAND ROWLAND ROWLAND ROWLAND
Brought to you by the always intellectually-suspect Safeco sound guy.
I AM NOT PLEASED WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Rhodes vs. Cust
That sounds bad!!!!!
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
DOES RYAN ROWLAND SMITH EXIST???
god fucking squinty Ryan Rowland-Smith is unstoppable WHAT THE HELL
K! FUCK YEAH!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Thank you Felix!
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you King!
K!!!
Why is Sean Green warming up FOR THE FOURTH STRAIGHT DAY
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
SCORE INSURANCE RUNS PLEASE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
What a great first month
Far and beyond what I had expected from Felix so far. I thought he’d be good, but I didn’t expect this kind of total domination.
This almost makes up for Bedard being out.
I told him he should settle for no less than 10/100
Sorry guys.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
2 Seamer...
If Felix taking some off of his 2 Seamer? Seems like he’s in the mid 80s with the pitch tonight.
So I've never tired one of these but...
by SethGrandpa on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Hilarious.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
OMG Jek Porkins is my FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the best picture ever….
Uh win
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So incredibly awesome.
This is worthy of a rec.
Vidro wants to get on TV with Brad Adams
Adams refuses. TV adds pounds and the screen can barely support Vidro as is
Lowe sighting!
Yay to no Rhodes / Green
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Lowe for the 9th
figured it be Morrow knowing squinty.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
I'd still send King Felix out there, but I'm crazy.
Yesterday's Pants
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Yeah, he's been gone for...oh wait, he was there yesterday.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What a game pitched by Felix
That was definitely the King walking off of there
Lowe coming in
apprehension lowering….
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Most people come back when they're taken off the DL
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re about to get blowed down!
Am I right?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
So uh.......
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Hey I just ate Wendy's
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't tell Lopez
he’ll find you and fuck you
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This is probably all Felix's doings
after the Lowe game in Baltimore he doesn’t really want to come out if he doesn’t have to.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh's......
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
But the last time Felix left the game with a 2-run lead.....
He wants to finish what he couldn’t before.
He is earning his grit stripes.
If anyone gets on the should yank him.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I will...
No it’s not..
Did I do that right?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THI... IS...LESBOS!!!!!!
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Brett's fault if this goes bad.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Ok so this is awesome.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
M's WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOW DOWN TO THE KING!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
black people eat chicken?
white people eat macaroni an’ cheese.
BOW DOWN BITCH!
-daniel tosh
I SAW HIM FIRST
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't wear boxers when trying to impress Felix
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet..
I wish I had watched more of the game, and spent less at cupid, and less time writing on my blog…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
FELIX WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
FELIX WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, M’s too
AAAAAAAAAA
Kneel before your King bitches!
Unbelievable job, that box score is wroooooong.
Game over before I have to go to work.
I approve!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
If those didn't happen, he'd never give up a hit.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT TO FUCK HIM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You want Felix to make you squeak.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rise Against lyrics:
My hands are soaking in the blood of angels
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Rise Against is a good band
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If only their music wasn't terrible.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now finish off the Angels, KC
And holy shit people on HH were arguing for Jered over Felix
Jered didn't do so badly today.
He wasn’t Felix, but 2 ER in 6 innings isn’t bad.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
How that went
Oakland Batters: get up to bat
King Felix: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
McLaren: gets up to call in the bullpen
King Felix: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Lowe: gets up to warm up
King Felix: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Pepe: gets up to hog the post-game interview
King Felix: Whatever, I hate that scrawny bitch.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
You try too hard with your RickRolls
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost never Rick Roll
and Paypal’s the one who asked me for a destination link.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If Felix had a theme song, these would be the lyrics
Behold the King, the King of Kings.
On your knees dog. All hail.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
The King grinned red as he walked from the blaze,
Where the traitor lost both his name and his face.
Through the halls and the corridors stinging in blood,
He tasted his grin and it tasted good.
The King took his head. Left him broken and dead.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
The King left none living, none able to tell.
The King took their heads and he sent them to hell.
Their screams echoed loud in the place of their death.
Ripped open they died. With their final breath.
They hailed to the King, the King of Kings.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Into the dirt, his will be done.
Now feel your fear, there can be only one.
Bow down, bow down, bow down to the …
Bow down, bow down, bow down, bow down to the …
Bow down, bow down to the…
Bow down to the, bow down to the King.
Bow down to the …
Bow down, bow down, bow down.
The King is here, now feel your fear.
The King of Kings.
All hail, all hail the King.
On your knees, on your knees for the King.
The King of Kings, there is only one.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Not mine
It’s Motorhead’s King of Kings
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Yeah, HHH.
But it applies because it’s a badass song.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Isn't that Triple Bitches theme song
I don’t want Triple Bitch and King Felix having anything to do with one another.
Every time I see Bill Krueger
I think of a pre-game show from last year or so, when the woman who was filling in for Angie who was exploding with babies said in reference to something:
Sub Lady Anchor: “I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymaster?”
Bill got this look on his face like he had grown a boner so huge that it was going to smash up through the news desk if he so much as sneezed
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
Most horrifyingly hilarious description ever.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Consider the rec button pressed.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I always stare at his greasy hair
but man I wonder if anything happened between Krueger and that interim woman.
He got offered a speaking role on To Catch a Predator, if you know what I mean
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So that's what happens when rec a comment
it turns green?
The fuck?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bottom of the 9th in Anaheim, Royals lead 3-2
Joakim Soria about to hear the lamentations of their women.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
that 3rd strike to Napoli was sick - 68mph curve? Guhhhh
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll say it again
Soria :: 2008
Putz :: 2007
The Mexican can play.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the first time I've gotten a really good look at him
that last pitch was fucking incredible…
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