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4/16: Open Game Thread

Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Apr 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT




 

 


W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2008 - Felix Hernandez 1-0 3 3 0 0 0 0 21.2 19 5 4 2 8 16 1.66 1.25


W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2008 - Joe Blanton 1-2 4 4 0 0 0 0 26.0 29 12 12 1 7 9 4.15 1.38


Assuming Ottawa loses today to complete its unceremonious first round sweep, this'll be like a whole new Opening Day. And without Erik Bedard, it'll be like a whole new Opening Day 2007. So uh

LET'S GO MARINERS!!
GO SENS GO >:(

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I was acctually kinda depresed today

Then I came here and was reminded it was Felix day, and now I’m feeling good.

by joof on Apr 16, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bummer for Jeff

Willits was sent to AAA today so he won’t be around to annoy and piss of Jeff during the Angels series.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

We only find Jeff the finest bitches...

by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Country Crap"?

Do I even want to know?

by Faux on Apr 16, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!

I know im going straigt to hell for cracking up at that…

by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are too good at this….

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god, CORCOROMANCE?!

how can i not make a joke about corcos mom?

how long does it take you to find these?

by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well...

i know what im reading tonight.

woo hoo?

by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Be excited.

That thread is outrageous

by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff has been oddly quiet about these women

do you think he’s called them all already?

by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Jeff has resigned himself to the fact that

he’s going to drink 25 beers and then bring home two of the ladies we’ve suggested for some late night fun. Hopefully his bed is reinforced.

by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me,

or are all people that are uptight about religion complete and total retards? Is it too much to ask to use spellcheck?

by Faux on Apr 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or proofreading, apparently.

If you’ve already mentioned the church-going criterion, you don’t need to mention it again.

by Llewdor on Apr 16, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking jesus

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

can’t breathe

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to regress their asses back to the stoneage!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, new donation structure

every home run I’ll donate as much cents as the uniform number of the player hitting it

every walk i’ll donate a penny

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seconded

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next LL night?

When is it? Trying to plan a trip to Seattle and I’d just as soon hang out as sit in a hotel room.

by bumkus on Apr 16, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way ahead of you dude.

Rick Ankiel walked on a 17 pitch at bat. Awesome.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

17?! Wow..

That had to be a lot of fun to pitch through :-\

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that pitcher, Villanueva,

just gave up a HR to Adam Wainwright. Lulz.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I approve.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who the hell

replaced CC Sabathia with 2007 Jeff Weaver?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My fantasy team is not amused.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cy Young winner isn't he?

That would make him Bartolo Colon.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I was just thinking that this also reminds me of watching Bart

try to pitch through injury.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joba's father is feeling better

Why the blithering fuck is this important news? Fuck Joba and fuck Joba’s dad.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I care.

I don’t think Joba rejoins the team until dad is better, and he’s on my fantasy team.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There you go Jeff

fantasy baseball and stupid Yankee fans are why this is important news.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was sick?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not his velocity

that’s all I got at first glance.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And look at this line by the Indian bullpen:

Ordonez walks
Miggy strikes out
Carlos Guillen walks
Edgar Renteria walks
Clete Thomas pops out
Brandon Inge walks. Ordonez scores.

I don’t think even Brandon Morrow has reached this level…maybe tits…

by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to fangraphs, he's been losing a lot of velocity in the last few years.

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=404&;position=P
Not saying, however, that that’s the reason for his adverse performance.

God I love fangraphs.

by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell what's good and what isn't

I was just playing around with it earlier this morning, though, and the reported velocities seem low across the board.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just traded Lincecum for him.

And I’m really scared.

CC’s BABIP is something ridiculously high, though. But I haven’t looked at his LD%.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OUCH.

I know wins are gonna pile up with a team like Cleveland, but I might have kept Tim.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

On the Giants, the losses will pile up too.

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just don't know if

I could have put up with the Giants’ offense and bullpen for a full year. I LOVE Lincecum, but I have to think that Sabathia (assuming he’s anything close to what he was last year), is a better bet.

Plus the guy I traded him to gets very panicked often (hence, how I was able to get Sabathia), so I’ll try to get Tim back after a bad start or two.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I drafted him in the 2nd round of the LL league.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he's slugging .289

Get back on the meat Prince!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Your last name is Fielder. Eat the fucking steak.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

When I feel like amusing myself,

I like to think of Prince Fielder lying to his wife and saying he’s a vegetarian and eating all that healthy shit, then, when she’s asleep, he runs out the front door and tears ass into the woods and kills an elk with his bare hands and eats it on the spot. Then he goes home, showers to get the smell off, and slips back into bed.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

..........

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Problem number 1:

Prince Fielder is fucking slow.

by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, good for him

I recently quit meat (only on the weekdays though, don’t ask). I bet his cholesterol is through the roof, and he’s probably going to add 10 years to his life.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what the over-under on runs is

in the current Yankees-Sox game? 30? 35?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

qua?

mlb.tv is saying I’m blacked out of the game. I live in LA. Did they actually EXPAND the blackout zones this year? How annoying that I won’t be able to watch this game because I don’t know anything about proxies or a wonderful little application called JAP

by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Corco

that okcupid website got me interested, and I signed up.
I blame you…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHHAHA

I have gotten over the whole stigma over the online dating thing.. I just moved and work a lot so I can’t go out and meet people as much as i would like – its a good substitute. Why not use technology to get some?

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i'm already on match.com

but that didnt’ work. So far the girls on okcupid seem kind of… ugly

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Paleanguissette

haha, this chick is bi and has a bf, but is only on the website for women to be intimate with

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's free

Free yields lower quality. Although…here we go…I admit I met a girl on that site and took her out for a cup of coffee. She was pretty cool, I just wasn’t interested

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I met / dated for awhile a girl that I met on cupid.com when I first moved here

Im 23 and she was a 32 year old divorcee with 3 kids hahaha… cool chick though

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

right now I’m putting the moves on this chick, she’s agreed that we should meet up at some point

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

but no body shot, so she could have medium face, chubby body, hard to tell.
Also on that note, until match.com, I did not realize how many fat girls are in this world.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she had some up before

I don’t know why she took them down, but she’s or thinner than average build

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Insert

angles.jpg

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

match.com is free too sort of

you just have to pay if you want to show any sort of interest…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that's how you got that date.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

didn’t tell anyone until right now, I used an alternate story

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

this was one of the questions at okcupid
“If you discovered that your partner fantasizes about bestiality, but has never actively practiced, how would you react?”

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this one is also good

Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I met my girlfriend

through an online site and I wasn’t actively trying to find someone.

I will say one thing, get ready to deal with women with serious issues.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yes.. my buddy was on EHarmony

Some chick from Maine was wanting to fly out to meet him and quit school and get married.. Its a grab bag of fun!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A friend of my moms met this guy online who was from Ohio.

He ended up spending all the money had he to fly himself and all his shit out here to be with her.

The relationship lasted 7 months.

He ended up being homeless for a while and last I saw he was working at Taco Bell. Dumb bastard.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only that just gets pissed off when those commercials come on?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Settle down Corco.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck Ohio

and fuck those Buckeyes up their stupid fucking asses

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize

I never intentionally Corcobait.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the Sawks / Yanks game

is making yesterday’s Titastic adventure look like vintage Cryin’ Ryan / Burhele.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB Extra Innings?

Where is this game? its not on channel 4.

by phil333 on Apr 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea I am looking for it too..

It says 10:07 eastern so we probably have to wait a minute

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLBTV is skipping

And raping my ears

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FSN too

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 150+ comments before game time?

Slow thread today.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suzuki advances to 2nd on a pass ball by Suzuki.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez got lucky

That would’ve been GIDP if there wasn’t that past ball.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez not taking pitches.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't the Angels game on?

Admit it, you’re a closet M’s fan

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can watch both at the same time.

Besides, Weaver’s busy disappointing me.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwahahahahahaha

Plus, Felix is ridiculous, emirite?

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is on my fantasy team.

And it’s more fun to watch him owning the A’s than Gil Meche owning the Halos.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

I don’t draft Yankees, Angels, or A’s

But I do draft Felix two rounds early

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the same rule, except replace Angels with

Red Sox.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RAUL!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KING AWESOME!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me lieky

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro! Beltre! Raul!

I’m late!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it you fat fuck.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RUN TURBO RUN!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SWEENEY!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

VIDROWN3D

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Richie fucks up. Surprise?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

White?

Gamer.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only have radio right now,

but I’m assuming his uniform got dirty?

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he had smashed his face open on that dive, he'd be the ultimate gamer

especially if stayed in the game, came out to bat and bunted into a double play and slid into first, painting the base bloodier than Roseanne Barr’s overnight tampons.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson still sucks

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Richie makes an out.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 runs

I’ll take it

Richie’s AB was fucked up, but what else is to be expected

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had no problem when they were driving the ball off him

but the Richie and Wilk at bats, once it was just Vidro on 2nd, could have been more patient. Though I cannot really blame Wilk either.

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might as well swing at first-pitch strikes if they're hittable

but I wasn’t watching closely enough to see if they all were.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea Richie

You’re never batting cleanup ever again.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA Fuck You, Cupcakes

Sorry, I realize I’m late on the action, but I just got back from getting some food

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You missed quite the first inning rally

Gave felix a nice cushion to work with

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

buy a compuer

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I refuse

Though I just found out that is what “wow” means.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah thats from south park actually

never played that shit, never will

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha I actually have MLB.TV too..

Trying to cancel it though – boy is THAT a shitshow

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to cancel it..

The quality is just fine but I am getting EI for absolutely free for some reason..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually saw most of it, just was out of typing distance

Felix getting run support?

I am not familiar with this

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idea for new poll

What’s gonna happen first? Wilkerson hitting his first homer as a Mariner, or Carlos Silva striking out 10 in a game?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Silva striking out 10

I just can’t picture Wilky hitting a homer.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worry when we score a bunch of runs in the top of the 1st

it always seems like when that happens our SP struggles

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was 97

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

96

No worries.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fastball

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fastball?

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8

Go away Sexson

by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

Are we playing the Angels?

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not giving up hard contact...

Those were both pretty lucky hits.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok last cupid question post

But perhaps the BEST
“Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus? “

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who wouldn't?

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me ask you something...

How long have you had that sig?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a day

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I thought that was just kind of understood?

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you

I was just about to post that and include a link in case anyone didn’t get the reference

by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

Would I let her lick my ass? I think the only circumstances that I wouldn’t let her is if she asked me to wipe first.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell no.

My woman isn’t putting her mouth on anything I wouldn’t put my mouth on. That includes my dick.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick is fine.

Ass? No. I don’t see the appeal in that.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So this is retarded.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is never easy for us.

Get the ball to at least the warning track, Oakland.

by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DP!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9 straight fastballs to start the game.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He had a splitter in there

And hung a change

Go away Sexson

by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't throw a splitter.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was listed as a splitter

Some kind of breaking pitch at 88

Go away Sexson

by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like his changeup. Sometimes it's listed as a splitter.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like a change

Almost the same speed as the change he threw 2 pitches later. Same break too

Go away Sexson

by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought 88 was usually slider

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats kinda borderline

his change is usually ~85-86 or so and his sliders at 88-90

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Felix was just toying with them that inning.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a tease

He led them on.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully Joh is back

he’s had some good looking hits the last few nights

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well the goodnews

I’m pretty sure that was the most pitches Betancourt has taken in an at bat since… forever.

by joof on Apr 16, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did he just either

A. hit and run on a 3-2 count
B. steal with Kenji?

WTF?

by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a 3-2 count... why would you hit and run 3-2

even if a ball means he gets a free base. It’s not like Yuni is thinking that. he’s thinking about trying to hit the fucking ball

by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sends the runner

alot 3-2 to try and stay out of the DP…..

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My guess is we run with Johjima

and Ichiro stays put.

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

why do they even try to go for the DP?

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over

Top of the 6th

by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over as well

the fourth seems a little early

by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really depends on the score...

If he gives up like 3 or 4 more runs, theres a 99% chance he goes nuts and starts shit

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looked a bit low...

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

r u kidding?!!

weavers got his stuff back this year111111111!!!!!!

by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woot

Is Weaver starting to look like his older brother?

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay!

Don’t be Meche, Meche.

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a tall order you're asking from him.

He never seemed to be good for us against the angels.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that movie.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That movie is very uneven

The gross humor (such as the ref’d scene) is hilarious
The pot humor is mediocre
The video game humor is atrocious

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did anyone...

hear the Audio of Jason Puckett (from KJR) going over the bigger dance brackets with Roy Corcoran? Hilarious. Dude is really a back-woods hillbilly.

by PLU Tim on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dirty pitch my Liege.

cust you looked like a damn fool.

by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I forgot to eat dinner before the game

so now I have to wait until at least Felix is out of the game, which will probably be the end of the game to eat.

Sad =(

by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am right there with ya..

Im starving but I have priorities.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 straight fastballs

don’t do that

The
Richie,
the

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man oh man

When he mixes, it’s pretty

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nasty.

See Felix, mixing pitches works.

by Happybelly on Apr 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suh-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!

Awesome

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my God.

King can be so damn nasty

by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck???

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh God..

That was bad then terrible.. fuck. Please be ok!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, what the fuck Yuni?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YuBet.....

that was just stupid.

by PLU Tim on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Shit

That hit Felx’s hand.

THAT HIT FELIX’S HAND

by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Defense

DEFENSE

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Put the gun down everybody, he's ok.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he's ok.

Don’t do that shit Felix.

by Happybelly on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OAKLAND PLAYING RALLY MUSIC?

OUR IRISH IS BETTER THAN YOUR IRISH!

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck me in the back seat of an el camino

thats not what i want to see Felix trying!

by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Figures.

Only this team would turn such a simple groundball into that.

by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf happened

gameday sucks

The
Richie,
the

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ground ball up the middle

Felix slapped at it with his PITCHING HAND. knocked it to the ground.

Yuni tries to grab it and throw it to first all in one motion. throws it about 200 feet wide. ball travels for another 100 feet in the ridiculous oakland foul territory. run scores. kaz to 2nd on the throw.

by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

Eliminated.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fooled!!

KKK!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's fucking silly

But he’s still looking at his thumb

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey FSN?

the top bar would be useful

also, woooo Felix

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the mlb.tv window

is too blurry to see the pitch speed. Has the hand injury messed up his velocity?

by chinn on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ Ibanez.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody's in a mean mood today.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KING AWESOME!!

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahhahahahaha

at everything

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEST RELAY THROW EVER!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What really helps him is

he takes such good routes on the basepaths.

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he's latino

even though he is can be marketed for both white and hispanics, which probably explains why he’s a face of the franshise.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved how Beltre was acting all sneaky when going to third.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sacrifice Fly

Ur doin it wrong

by dkulich on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah she is

more of her. less of the douchebags in the booth.

k, thx. bye.

by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"How about the Cubs?"

Really Blowers?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FU Richie

Way to take away king’s awesomeness.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The King's awesomeness is his divine right and proof of his legitimate rule,

and can’t merely be erased by some worthless peon’s pathetic flailings.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for fucking it up Ms

You suck shit today Sexson

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But!

Weaver is an Ace! Just look at his ERA! He’s soooooooo good! If we had an Ace like Weaver, we’d win like, 400 games a season!

by joof on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still can't get over Blowers mentioning the Cubs

as one of the original 8 American League teams.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

”/>

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uhh???

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody gives a shit about the Sonics.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A sonics fan?

That’s a rare sighting

by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was watching EPSN earlier today and they this NBA "expert" from San Fransisco on.

He said the Sonics have been the #1 team in Seattle among fans. I laughed when he said this.

What is the greatest game/series fans of Seattle remember? Game 5 of the 1995 Divisional Series at the Kingdome.

What is the greatest game/series fans of Seattle would most like to forget? Game 5 of the 1994 1st round playoffs at the Key Arena.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhh, he's right

there was a sizable time when the Sonics were the team in Seattle.

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I don’t give a shit about the Sonics or the Seahawks. But I do remember stuff about the Seahawks in the past. The only thing I can remember about the Sonics is them getting their asses handed to them in the Finals by the Bulls that one year.

Seriously, there are times when I forget they even exist.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

early 90s for sure. the 96-98 period plus all the 70s teams.

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There WAS a time, sure.

But this guy was saying they have ALWAYS been the #1 team, including the last 12 years.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game five fucking destroys that game

as does game 4 and the 1 game playoff

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at Game three....

I didn’t even go to the Carolina game and even though it was a blowout it meant a lot to the region. Our first appearance in the big game in a sport that mattered.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said a sport that matters

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at the time the NBA mattered

I haven’t watched the NBA in years, but there was I time where I actually watched the playoffs.

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did too but I was a little kid so I didn't know any better

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

grrrrr....

How does every one forget this ever happened?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW19D4qXStI&;feature=related

Listen to that crowd. The greatest travesty in Sonics history is not that round one loss; it’s that that 96 team had to come in the same year as that Bulls juggernaught, the best team in NBA history. I’ll always maintain that that 96 team was the best team to not win it all.

by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are missing the fucking point.

This guy said the Sonics have been more popular in Seattle than any other sport…. SPECIFICALLY THE LAST 10-15 YEARS….. which is complete bullshit. Yeah, the Sonics were awesome in the 90’s, but they haven’t been relevant for 10+ years.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I know

Can’t argue with that; that statement’s obviously BS. I’m just pissed off at all the people who seem to have amnesia of how much the team meant in the Payton-Kemp era. And it was well before my time, but there are tons of Seattle-ites whose favorite sports-related memory is of celebrating the 79 championship.

by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Payton-Kemp era was fucking fabulous.

I wouldn’t mind seeing another badass team put together. The 2007 Golden State Warriors reminded me of the Payton-Kemp Sonics, except they weren’t nearly as good because they didn’t have Det, McMillan, Gill, Perkins, etc, type players to give them an all-around game.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the fans are still there,

they’re just hiding until the games get good and worth going to again. We were right back there for the team in 2005. New Orleans we ain’t.

by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's sad how bad NO fan support is.

It’s almost as if they have been washed away.

Oh, wait…

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who gives a fuck about the Sonics when

you’re cutting into valuable Felix time?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay

It’s the Seattle SuperSonics of Oklahoma.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit Beltre is awesome.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix's stuff looks sick

BUT NOT AS SICK AS BELTRE’S GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KING AWESOME

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could the A's be whiter?

Emil Brown might as well be serving the rest of them drinks.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Their white guys draw walks and hit homers.

Therefore they are not gamers.

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like it could have merit.

Also,

black + talented = thug
black + talented + ped = worse than Hitler
white + talented + ped = a man who’s made mistakes but deserves redemption
white + untalented + ped = heartthrob of the Emerald city

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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Felix didn't look ass harp that inning.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

as sharp.

This will end up being a great joke, I’m sure.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone's spent

too much time taking tests on the Cupid site…..

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Less liners, Felix

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix's stuff has looked filthy so far

but it seems like he’s making mistakes up and they’re getting hit hard

by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The way I see it

His mistakes have been made, and that’ll be it. Plus, at least they’re doiung it on the first pitches

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-0

walk please

by ack on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God Yuni sucks at stealing

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn Yuni why are so bad at that?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LEARN TO STEAL

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one Yuni

You jump up after you hit the bag

by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He didn't hit the bag on the slide.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to see

Kurt Suzuki vs, Ichiro Suzuki

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who DOESN'T love the hit and run?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix called that play

He wanted to finish them quickly

by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That slider was ridiculous

I really wish Cust had swung at it.

by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

LALALALALALALALLALALALALA!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix is having a good time tonight

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix looks at his hand again.

Felix laughs like a maniacal genius.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Felix still has flashbacks of the basehit given up to J.D. Drew last year.

His first reaction is to stop everything that comes within 5 feet of the mound.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice patient you bald faggot.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

patience

Tonight is not my night.

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pushups != forearms

However there are other exercisez that strengthen them with which Buck is undoubtedly familair with looking at his portrait.

by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh where was that?

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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell's the deal

with the Lord of the Dance music?

by chinn on Apr 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you.

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