Lookout Landing: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:

Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: Steve McNair Found Shot to Death

4/16: Open Game Thread

Tiny by Jeff on in Game Threads Comment 816 comments

Seattle Mariners @ Oakland Athletics


Lineup

Seattle Mariners @ Oakland Athletics

04/16/08 7:05 PM PDT

Oakland Athletics Seattle Mariners
Travis Buck - RF Ichiro Suzuki - CF
Mark Ellis - 2B Jose Lopez - 2B
Daric Barton - 1B Raul Ibanez - "LF"
Mike Sweeney - DH Adrian Beltre - 3B
Jack Custoids - "LF" Jose Vidro - DH
Bobby Crosby - SS Richie Sexson - 1B
Ryan Sweeney - CF Brad Wilkerson - RF
Kurt Suzuki - C Kenji Johjima - C
Jack Hannahan - 3B Yuniesky Betancourt - SS

 

 

W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2008 - Felix Hernandez 1-0 3 3 0 0 0 0 21.2 19 5 4 2 8 16 1.66 1.25

W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2008 - Joe Blanton 1-2 4 4 0 0 0 0 26.0 29 12 12 1 7 9 4.15 1.38

Assuming Ottawa loses today to complete its unceremonious first round sweep, this'll be like a whole new Opening Day. And without Erik Bedard, it'll be like a whole new Opening Day 2007. So uh

LET'S GO MARINERS!!
GO SENS GO >:(

0 recs | Comment 816 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

I was acctually kinda depresed today

Then I came here and was reminded it was Felix day, and now I’m feeling good.

by joof on Apr 16, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bummer for Jeff

Willits was sent to AAA today so he won’t be around to annoy and piss of Jeff during the Angels series.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit!

I know im going straigt to hell for cracking up at that…

by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You guys are too good at this….

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 4:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh god, CORCOROMANCE?!

how can i not make a joke about corcos mom?

how long does it take you to find these?

by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well...

i know what im reading tonight.

woo hoo?

by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Be excited.

That thread is outrageous

by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Jeff has resigned himself to the fact that

he’s going to drink 25 beers and then bring home two of the ladies we’ve suggested for some late night fun. Hopefully his bed is reinforced.

by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it just me,

or are all people that are uptight about religion complete and total retards? Is it too much to ask to use spellcheck?

by Faux on Apr 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or proofreading, apparently.

If you’ve already mentioned the church-going criterion, you don’t need to mention it again.

by Llewdor on Apr 16, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy fucking jesus

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

can’t breathe

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time to regress their asses back to the stoneage!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, new donation structure

every home run I’ll donate as much cents as the uniform number of the player hitting it

every walk i’ll donate a penny

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seconded

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Next LL night?

When is it? Trying to plan a trip to Seattle and I’d just as soon hang out as sit in a hotel room.

by bumkus on Apr 16, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way ahead of you dude.

Rick Ankiel walked on a 17 pitch at bat. Awesome.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

17?! Wow..

That had to be a lot of fun to pitch through :-\

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So that pitcher, Villanueva,

just gave up a HR to Adam Wainwright. Lulz.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So who the hell

replaced CC Sabathia with 2007 Jeff Weaver?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My fantasy team is not amused.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cy Young winner isn't he?

That would make him Bartolo Colon.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, I was just thinking that this also reminds me of watching Bart

try to pitch through injury.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joba's father is feeling better

Why the blithering fuck is this important news? Fuck Joba and fuck Joba’s dad.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, I care.

I don’t think Joba rejoins the team until dad is better, and he’s on my fantasy team.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There you go Jeff

fantasy baseball and stupid Yankee fans are why this is important news.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 5:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was sick?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not his velocity

that’s all I got at first glance.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And look at this line by the Indian bullpen:

Ordonez walks
Miggy strikes out
Carlos Guillen walks
Edgar Renteria walks
Clete Thomas pops out
Brandon Inge walks. Ordonez scores.

I don’t think even Brandon Morrow has reached this level…maybe tits…

by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just traded Lincecum for him.

And I’m really scared.

CC’s BABIP is something ridiculously high, though. But I haven’t looked at his LD%.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OUCH.

I know wins are gonna pile up with a team like Cleveland, but I might have kept Tim.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 6:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh

On the Giants, the losses will pile up too.

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just don't know if

I could have put up with the Giants’ offense and bullpen for a full year. I LOVE Lincecum, but I have to think that Sabathia (assuming he’s anything close to what he was last year), is a better bet.

Plus the guy I traded him to gets very panicked often (hence, how I was able to get Sabathia), so I’ll try to get Tim back after a bad start or two.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I drafted him in the 2nd round of the LL league.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he's slugging .289

Get back on the meat Prince!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Your last name is Fielder. Eat the fucking steak.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

When I feel like amusing myself,

I like to think of Prince Fielder lying to his wife and saying he’s a vegetarian and eating all that healthy shit, then, when she’s asleep, he runs out the front door and tears ass into the woods and kills an elk with his bare hands and eats it on the spot. Then he goes home, showers to get the smell off, and slips back into bed.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

..........

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Problem number 1:

Prince Fielder is fucking slow.

by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah, good for him

I recently quit meat (only on the weekdays though, don’t ask). I bet his cholesterol is through the roof, and he’s probably going to add 10 years to his life.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder what the over-under on runs is

in the current Yankees-Sox game? 30? 35?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

qua?

mlb.tv is saying I’m blacked out of the game. I live in LA. Did they actually EXPAND the blackout zones this year? How annoying that I won’t be able to watch this game because I don’t know anything about proxies or a wonderful little application called JAP

by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit Corco

that okcupid website got me interested, and I signed up.
I blame you…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHHAHA

I have gotten over the whole stigma over the online dating thing.. I just moved and work a lot so I can’t go out and meet people as much as i would like – its a good substitute. Why not use technology to get some?

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i'm already on match.com

but that didnt’ work. So far the girls on okcupid seem kind of… ugly

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Paleanguissette

haha, this chick is bi and has a bf, but is only on the website for women to be intimate with

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's free

Free yields lower quality. Although…here we go…I admit I met a girl on that site and took her out for a cup of coffee. She was pretty cool, I just wasn’t interested

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I met / dated for awhile a girl that I met on cupid.com when I first moved here

Im 23 and she was a 32 year old divorcee with 3 kids hahaha… cool chick though

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

right now I’m putting the moves on this chick, she’s agreed that we should meet up at some point

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

but no body shot, so she could have medium face, chubby body, hard to tell.
Also on that note, until match.com, I did not realize how many fat girls are in this world.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she had some up before

I don’t know why she took them down, but she’s or thinner than average build

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Insert

angles.jpg

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

match.com is free too sort of

you just have to pay if you want to show any sort of interest…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So that's how you got that date.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 6:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep

didn’t tell anyone until right now, I used an alternate story

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA

this was one of the questions at okcupid
“If you discovered that your partner fantasizes about bestiality, but has never actively practiced, how would you react?”

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this one is also good

Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I met my girlfriend

through an online site and I wasn’t actively trying to find someone.

I will say one thing, get ready to deal with women with serious issues.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yes.. my buddy was on EHarmony

Some chick from Maine was wanting to fly out to meet him and quit school and get married.. Its a grab bag of fun!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A friend of my moms met this guy online who was from Ohio.

He ended up spending all the money had he to fly himself and all his shit out here to be with her.

The relationship lasted 7 months.

He ended up being homeless for a while and last I saw he was working at Taco Bell. Dumb bastard.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Settle down Corco.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck Ohio

and fuck those Buckeyes up their stupid fucking asses

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the Sawks / Yanks game

is making yesterday’s Titastic adventure look like vintage Cryin’ Ryan / Burhele.

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FSN too

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only 150+ comments before game time?

Slow thread today.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suzuki advances to 2nd on a pass ball by Suzuki.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lopez got lucky

That would’ve been GIDP if there wasn’t that past ball.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lopez not taking pitches.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't the Angels game on?

Admit it, you’re a closet M’s fan

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can watch both at the same time.

Besides, Weaver’s busy disappointing me.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bwahahahahahaha

Plus, Felix is ridiculous, emirite?

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is on my fantasy team.

And it’s more fun to watch him owning the A’s than Gil Meche owning the Halos.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

I don’t draft Yankees, Angels, or A’s

But I do draft Felix two rounds early

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have the same rule, except replace Angels with

Red Sox.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RAUL!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KING AWESOME!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me lieky

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro! Beltre! Raul!

I’m late!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suck it you fat fuck.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RUN TURBO RUN!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SWEENEY!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

VIDROWN3D

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Richie fucks up. Surprise?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he had smashed his face open on that dive, he'd be the ultimate gamer

especially if stayed in the game, came out to bat and bunted into a double play and slid into first, painting the base bloodier than Roseanne Barr’s overnight tampons.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sexson still sucks

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Richie makes an out.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 runs

I’ll take it

Richie’s AB was fucked up, but what else is to be expected

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had no problem when they were driving the ball off him

but the Richie and Wilk at bats, once it was just Vidro on 2nd, could have been more patient. Though I cannot really blame Wilk either.

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Might as well swing at first-pitch strikes if they're hittable

but I wasn’t watching closely enough to see if they all were.

by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea Richie

You’re never batting cleanup ever again.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHA Fuck You, Cupcakes

Sorry, I realize I’m late on the action, but I just got back from getting some food

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Idea for new poll

What’s gonna happen first? Wilkerson hitting his first homer as a Mariner, or Carlos Silva striking out 10 in a game?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Silva striking out 10

I just can’t picture Wilky hitting a homer.

by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I worry when we score a bunch of runs in the top of the 1st

it always seems like when that happens our SP struggles

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fastball

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

Are we playing the Angels?

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's not giving up hard contact...

Those were both pretty lucky hits.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok last cupid question post

But perhaps the BEST
“Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus? “

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let me ask you something...

How long have you had that sig?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a day

NEEDS MORE BONDS

by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I thought that was just kind of understood?

by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck you

I was just about to post that and include a link in case anyone didn’t get the reference

by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...

Would I let her lick my ass? I think the only circumstances that I wouldn’t let her is if she asked me to wipe first.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell no.

My woman isn’t putting her mouth on anything I wouldn’t put my mouth on. That includes my dick.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dick is fine.

Ass? No. I don’t see the appeal in that.

Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!

by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So this is retarded.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is never easy for us.

Get the ball to at least the warning track, Oakland.

by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply