4/16: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Apr 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
Assuming Ottawa loses today to complete its unceremonious first round sweep, this'll be like a whole new Opening Day. And without Erik Bedard, it'll be like a whole new Opening Day 2007. So uh
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
GO SENS GO >:(
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I was acctually kinda depresed today
Then I came here and was reminded it was Felix day, and now I’m feeling good.
by joof on Apr 16, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woohoo!!!
Craigslist babes!!!
I mean…..Felix!!
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hooray for correctly oriented emoticons!
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thats more of a yosemite sam type of moustache
than a hitler…
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit it
an angry-face emotion in the LL default text always makes me laugh.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking it looked less like hitler than yosemite sam
I love plain text emoticons.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Apr 16, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bummer for Jeff
Willits was sent to AAA today so he won’t be around to annoy and piss of Jeff during the Angels series.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In other bummers, I don't have gonorrhea
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let them hook you up on CL, and you will.
by Faux on Apr 16, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
We only find Jeff the finest bitches...
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit!
I know im going straigt to hell for cracking up at that…
by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now checking for Jeff from Idaho,
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those have got to be the two funniest ones we found.
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are too good at this….
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god, CORCOROMANCE?!
how can i not make a joke about corcos mom?
how long does it take you to find these?
by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check the thread
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well...
i know what im reading tonight.
woo hoo?
by Karma Police on Apr 16, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be excited.
That thread is outrageous
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff has been oddly quiet about these women
do you think he’s called them all already?
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's cause he already has a woman

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Jeff has resigned himself to the fact that
he’s going to drink 25 beers and then bring home two of the ladies we’ve suggested for some late night fun. Hopefully his bed is reinforced.
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me,
or are all people that are uptight about religion complete and total retards? Is it too much to ask to use spellcheck?
by Faux on Apr 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God doesn't believe in spellcheck
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or proofreading, apparently.
If you’ve already mentioned the church-going criterion, you don’t need to mention it again.
by Llewdor on Apr 16, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've read through so many personals today
that I feel dirty.
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirty about what?
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to think if I played in the NBA
I could get better than a 38-year-old mom who lives in Utah. Although, you never know…....
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it IS SLC after all
I’m sure you’d have bitches up and down the left coast if you played for the Jazz. Like her and her (You guys are definatelly a good fit)
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go to church.
God’s love with cleanse you.
by Llewdor on Apr 16, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then I'll lose my knowledge of English
by brayden04 on Apr 16, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll speak in tongues.
Haven’t you seen “Jesus Camp”?
by Llewdor on Apr 16, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it be in bad taste to send that woman an e-mail
That is nothing but the word cunt copied and pasted hundreds of times?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see anything wrong there..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright I just got Crash
Gonna try your strategy
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There ya go! It's awesome.. I went 18-0 on that map
Using that strategy
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She seems like the type of person who uses the C-word a lot.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll donate $20 if he can prove it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fucking jesus
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
can’t breathe
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to regress their asses back to the stoneage!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, new donation structure
every home run I’ll donate as much cents as the uniform number of the player hitting it
every walk i’ll donate a penny
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a shame the >:( face
doesn’t have its own entry in the LL Wiki.
by melack on Apr 16, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I much prefer it the other way around.
In the “correct” orientation it just looks like a muppet.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 16, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I hate emoticons with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 16, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does that say about you as a person though?
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That I am a rational being who is capable of expressing
complex concepts without the aid of some sort of digital finger puppet.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 16, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
@----<---------
A rose, to cheer you up.
{{{{HUGZ}}}}
...
...
...
:(|) monkey.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 16, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing says "expressing complex concepts"
like “blarg.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 16, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next LL night?
When is it? Trying to plan a trip to Seattle and I’d just as soon hang out as sit in a hotel room.
by bumkus on Apr 16, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is a 30 day countdown for Mark Mulder's return to St. Louis
I should be horrified
T/F
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should still be horrified they traded Dan Haren for him.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way ahead of you dude.
Rick Ankiel walked on a 17 pitch at bat. Awesome.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
17?! Wow..
That had to be a lot of fun to pitch through :-\
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what the color guys said, I didn't see the entire at bat.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that pitcher, Villanueva,
just gave up a HR to Adam Wainwright. Lulz.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who the hell
replaced CC Sabathia with 2007 Jeff Weaver?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My fantasy team is not amused.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cy Young winner isn't he?
That would make him Bartolo Colon.
by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I was just thinking that this also reminds me of watching Bart
try to pitch through injury.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ivan Rodriguez
is leading off for Detroit, wtf.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I seem to remember them doing that last season or the year before
I could be wrong – but that sounds vaguely familiar / weird
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last season: 9 walks in 502 at bats
Uhh…...
by melack on Apr 16, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joba's father is feeling better
Why the blithering fuck is this important news? Fuck Joba and fuck Joba’s dad.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I care.
I don’t think Joba rejoins the team until dad is better, and he’s on my fantasy team.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There you go Jeff
fantasy baseball and stupid Yankee fans are why this is important news.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was sick?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other news, what
the hell is up with CC Sabathia?
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_04_16_detmlb_clemlb_1&;mode=gameday
by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not his velocity
that’s all I got at first glance.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And look at this line by the Indian bullpen:
Ordonez walks
Miggy strikes out
Carlos Guillen walks
Edgar Renteria walks
Clete Thomas pops out
Brandon Inge walks. Ordonez scores.
I don’t think even Brandon Morrow has reached this level…maybe tits…
by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to fangraphs, he's been losing a lot of velocity in the last few years.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=404&;position=P
Not saying, however, that that’s the reason for his adverse performance.
God I love fangraphs.
by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell what's good and what isn't
I was just playing around with it earlier this morning, though, and the reported velocities seem low across the board.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree. Granted, its a small sample size, but
Felix can’t have lost a whole 1 mph on his FB at 22.
by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just traded Lincecum for him.
And I’m really scared.
CC’s BABIP is something ridiculously high, though. But I haven’t looked at his LD%.
by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OUCH.
I know wins are gonna pile up with a team like Cleveland, but I might have kept Tim.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just don't know if
I could have put up with the Giants’ offense and bullpen for a full year. I LOVE Lincecum, but I have to think that Sabathia (assuming he’s anything close to what he was last year), is a better bet.
Plus the guy I traded him to gets very panicked often (hence, how I was able to get Sabathia), so I’ll try to get Tim back after a bad start or two.
by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drafted him in the 2nd round of the LL league.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Prince Fielder is a vegetarian....
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's only been mentioned ~700 times in 2 at bats
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's slugging .289
Get back on the meat Prince!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Your last name is Fielder. Eat the fucking steak.
by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I feel like amusing myself,
I like to think of Prince Fielder lying to his wife and saying he’s a vegetarian and eating all that healthy shit, then, when she’s asleep, he runs out the front door and tears ass into the woods and kills an elk with his bare hands and eats it on the spot. Then he goes home, showers to get the smell off, and slips back into bed.
by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
..........
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Problem number 1:
Prince Fielder is fucking slow.
by redwolf75 on Apr 16, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, good for him
I recently quit meat (only on the weekdays though, don’t ask). I bet his cholesterol is through the roof, and he’s probably going to add 10 years to his life.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what the over-under on runs is
in the current Yankees-Sox game? 30? 35?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
qua?
mlb.tv is saying I’m blacked out of the game. I live in LA. Did they actually EXPAND the blackout zones this year? How annoying that I won’t be able to watch this game because I don’t know anything about proxies or a wonderful little application called JAP
by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Corco
that okcupid website got me interested, and I signed up.
I blame you…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHHAHA
I have gotten over the whole stigma over the online dating thing.. I just moved and work a lot so I can’t go out and meet people as much as i would like – its a good substitute. Why not use technology to get some?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i'm already on match.com
but that didnt’ work. So far the girls on okcupid seem kind of… ugly
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Paleanguissette
haha, this chick is bi and has a bf, but is only on the website for women to be intimate with
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's free
Free yields lower quality. Although…here we go…I admit I met a girl on that site and took her out for a cup of coffee. She was pretty cool, I just wasn’t interested
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I met / dated for awhile a girl that I met on cupid.com when I first moved here
Im 23 and she was a 32 year old divorcee with 3 kids hahaha… cool chick though
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
right now I’m putting the moves on this chick, she’s agreed that we should meet up at some point
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
but no body shot, so she could have medium face, chubby body, hard to tell.
Also on that note, until match.com, I did not realize how many fat girls are in this world.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she had some up before
I don’t know why she took them down, but she’s or thinner than average build
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats the scary part haha - are they fat??
Pictures can be totally deceiving.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, well that's why you have a pre-sex coffee screening date
if she’s fat you can bail
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
match.com is free too sort of
you just have to pay if you want to show any sort of interest…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that's how you got that date.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
didn’t tell anyone until right now, I used an alternate story
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
this was one of the questions at okcupid
“If you discovered that your partner fantasizes about bestiality, but has never actively practiced, how would you react?”
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one is also good
Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I met my girlfriend
through an online site and I wasn’t actively trying to find someone.
I will say one thing, get ready to deal with women with serious issues.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 16, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes.. my buddy was on EHarmony
Some chick from Maine was wanting to fly out to meet him and quit school and get married.. Its a grab bag of fun!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend of my moms met this guy online who was from Ohio.
He ended up spending all the money had he to fly himself and all his shit out here to be with her.
The relationship lasted 7 months.
He ended up being homeless for a while and last I saw he was working at Taco Bell. Dumb bastard.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should make eharmony commercials out of THOSE stories
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only that just gets pissed off when those commercials come on?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't insult the GREAT STATE OF OHIO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Settle down Corco.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck Ohio
and fuck those Buckeyes up their stupid fucking asses
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I apologize
I never intentionally Corcobait.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right you stupid motherfucking Mariners
you’re my only hope
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to hear about any murders in the San Diego area tonight....god help the M's
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worry more about suicides
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the Sawks / Yanks game
is making yesterday’s Titastic adventure look like vintage Cryin’ Ryan / Burhele.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MLB Extra Innings?
Where is this game? its not on channel 4.
by phil333 on Apr 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
another game running long?
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea I am looking for it too..
It says 10:07 eastern so we probably have to wait a minute
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont think they are gonna put it on another channel
The Indians game is in the top 9..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Athletics Nation doesn't have a game thread up yet
I’ll be nice.
by paradox on Apr 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I won't be
Hockey is stupid fucking poop.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FSN too
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 150+ comments before game time?
Slow thread today.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suzuki advances to 2nd on a pass ball by Suzuki.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez got lucky
That would’ve been GIDP if there wasn’t that past ball.
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My mlb.tv is broken as usual, usual check to
nevermind its back
by dkulich on Apr 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez not taking pitches.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn't the Angels game on?
Admit it, you’re a closet M’s fan
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can watch both at the same time.
Besides, Weaver’s busy disappointing me.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahahahahaha
Plus, Felix is ridiculous, emirite?
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is on my fantasy team.
And it’s more fun to watch him owning the A’s than Gil Meche owning the Halos.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha
I don’t draft Yankees, Angels, or A’s
But I do draft Felix two rounds early
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the same rule, except replace Angels with
Red Sox.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were a Sox or Yankees blogger I would die of sleep deprivation
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no way that game doesn't go 4 hours.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAUL!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KING AWESOME!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You say that with Turbo batting.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take a walk, sac fly, or groundout w/RBI
or something.
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro! Beltre! Raul!
I’m late!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it you fat fuck.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And thats our offense...
thanks for coming guys
by dkulich on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RUN TURBO RUN!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEENEY!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap I honestly thought that was Raul out there.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
VIDROWN3D
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Richie fucks up. Surprise?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I only have radio right now,
but I’m assuming his uniform got dirty?
by Teej on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grass stains arent the same as dirt.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he had smashed his face open on that dive, he'd be the ultimate gamer
especially if stayed in the game, came out to bat and bunted into a double play and slid into first, painting the base bloodier than Roseanne Barr’s overnight tampons.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson still sucks
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Richie makes an out.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
okay guys, you can go back to taking pitches now
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 runs
I’ll take it
Richie’s AB was fucked up, but what else is to be expected
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no problem when they were driving the ball off him
but the Richie and Wilk at bats, once it was just Vidro on 2nd, could have been more patient. Though I cannot really blame Wilk either.
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might as well swing at first-pitch strikes if they're hittable
but I wasn’t watching closely enough to see if they all were.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea Richie
You’re never batting cleanup ever again.
by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA Fuck You, Cupcakes
Sorry, I realize I’m late on the action, but I just got back from getting some food
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You missed quite the first inning rally
Gave felix a nice cushion to work with
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still waitin on Extra Innings to put the game on :-(
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and join the online sensation that is World of Warcraft
before we all murder you
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse
Though I just found out that is what “wow” means.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah thats from south park actually
never played that shit, never will
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha I actually have MLB.TV too..
Trying to cancel it though – boy is THAT a shitshow
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to cancel it..
The quality is just fine but I am getting EI for absolutely free for some reason..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually saw most of it, just was out of typing distance
Felix getting run support?
I am not familiar with this
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Idea for new poll
What’s gonna happen first? Wilkerson hitting his first homer as a Mariner, or Carlos Silva striking out 10 in a game?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva striking out 10
I just can’t picture Wilky hitting a homer.
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worry when we score a bunch of runs in the top of the 1st
it always seems like when that happens our SP struggles
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
93, 94 on mlb gametracker
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was 97
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fastball
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it matter if he'se varying 4 and 2 seamers?
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get some pitch mixing?
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
7
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit ball, look at all that foul territory
Don’t be greedy.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not giving up hard contact...
Those were both pretty lucky hits.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok last cupid question post
But perhaps the BEST
“Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus? “
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let me ask you something...
How long have you had that sig?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
I thought that was just kind of understood?
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
Would I let her lick my ass? I think the only circumstances that I wouldn’t let her is if she asked me to wipe first.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell no.
My woman isn’t putting her mouth on anything I wouldn’t put my mouth on. That includes my dick.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dick is fine.
Ass? No. I don’t see the appeal in that.
Formerly Alaskan, until Alaska showed up at the SB Nation switch. Thanks for nothing, Alaska!
by The Alaskan on Apr 16, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how this is one of only two comments you've made in this thread.
Priorities.
by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this is retarded.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is never easy for us.
Get the ball to at least the warning track, Oakland.
by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
9 straight fastballs to start the game.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had a splitter in there
And hung a change
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't throw a splitter.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was listed as a splitter
Some kind of breaking pitch at 88
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like his changeup. Sometimes it's listed as a splitter.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a change
Almost the same speed as the change he threw 2 pitches later. Same break too
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought 88 was usually slider
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats kinda borderline
his change is usually ~85-86 or so and his sliders at 88-90
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Felix was just toying with them that inning.
by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck does he always giv eup hits like that
by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make sure when you do it, you do it classy.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use this helpful vocabulary to avoid future ruggings!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a shrugging if you include a shank
I’ve had many discussions about this.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ottawa's didn't
and fuck you if you tell me to get over it.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get over...
Sorry for your loss
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't speak so soon
I think Yuni’s been eating Blanton’s cupcakes
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully Joh is back
he’s had some good looking hits the last few nights
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Johjima is running"
I hate hearing those words pieced together
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well the goodnews
I’m pretty sure that was the most pitches Betancourt has taken in an at bat since… forever.
by joof on Apr 16, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he just either
A. hit and run on a 3-2 count
B. steal with Kenji?
WTF?
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Either option isnt pretty
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a 3-2 count... why would you hit and run 3-2
even if a ball means he gets a free base. It’s not like Yuni is thinking that. he’s thinking about trying to hit the fucking ball
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he sends the runner
alot 3-2 to try and stay out of the DP…..
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Can't find McLaren approved pic quickly enough]
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And not doing good things for my fantasy team
by phil333 on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have Blanton on your fantasy?
that sucks.
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My guess is we run with Johjima
and Ichiro stays put.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
why do they even try to go for the DP?
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/Under on the fight?
Bottom of fourth inning.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over as well
the fourth seems a little early
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really depends on the score...
If he gives up like 3 or 4 more runs, theres a 99% chance he goes nuts and starts shit
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looked a bit low...
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The last time I saw a pitchout work was...
???
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Couple days ago. I think Baek picked off someone in the Angels game.
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason we've been seeing a lot of successful pitchouts this season
Might have something to do with sending the Sexson-Wilk-Vidro-Johjima Manatee squad on every count.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lopez is looking very much like typical Lopez tonight
Last fan of Jose Lopez, defend!
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are not the Last Fan of Jose Lopez!
IMPOSTER!!!
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 16, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am guessing he doesn't have a good defense tonight.
I’ll wait till the 7th inning
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If these guys announced the Sox/Yankees game, people would die
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These announcers are boring
four hours of these announcers would be potently lethal
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong Weaver, nevermind
Go away Sexson
by cougfan on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
r u kidding?!!
weavers got his stuff back this year111111111!!!!!!
by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a tall order you're asking from him.
He never seemed to be good for us against the angels.
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jack Cust dislikes bendy things.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Cust is sorry if he didn't read your "signals"
and he swinging at the breaking ball ironically!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[duh, needles are straight]
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that movie.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That movie is very uneven
The gross humor (such as the ref’d scene) is hilarious
The pot humor is mediocre
The video game humor is atrocious
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did anyone...
hear the Audio of Jason Puckett (from KJR) going over the bigger dance brackets with Roy Corcoran? Hilarious. Dude is really a back-woods hillbilly.
by PLU Tim on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dirty pitch my Liege.
cust you looked like a damn fool.
by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I forgot to eat dinner before the game
so now I have to wait until at least Felix is out of the game, which will probably be the end of the game to eat.
Sad =(
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am right there with ya..
Im starving but I have priorities.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I wasn't even all that hungry, but I knew I would be
so I took care of it beforehand
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 straight fastballs
don’t do that
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nasty.
See Felix, mixing pitches works.
by Happybelly on Apr 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suh-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!
Awesome
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my God.
King can be so damn nasty
by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck???
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh God..
That was bad then terrible.. fuck. Please be ok!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, what the fuck Yuni?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Shit
That hit Felx’s hand.
THAT HIT FELIX’S HAND
by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Defense
DEFENSE
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put the gun down everybody, he's ok.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't hear you
my head is in the oven.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to fit a rifle and your head in the oven
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But a sawed-off shotgun?
Thats easy
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah they'll put you in the jail for dead guys when they find your body
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always think its kind of funny that suicide is a crime
I understand “attempted suicide”, but just plain suicide? How many tickets have they given for that, I wonder
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's $250 fine to jump of a bridge.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, United States v. Miller precedent of 1939!
Way to ruin a pointlessly complicated and messy suicide.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he's ok.
Don’t do that shit Felix.
by Happybelly on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OAKLAND PLAYING RALLY MUSIC?
OUR IRISH IS BETTER THAN YOUR IRISH!
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck me in the back seat of an el camino
thats not what i want to see Felix trying!
by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Figures.
Only this team would turn such a simple groundball into that.
by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf happened
gameday sucks
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Line shot back to the mound, Felix stopped it with his hand.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ground ball up the middle
Felix slapped at it with his PITCHING HAND. knocked it to the ground.
Yuni tries to grab it and throw it to first all in one motion. throws it about 200 feet wide. ball travels for another 100 feet in the ridiculous oakland foul territory. run scores. kaz to 2nd on the throw.
by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fooled!!
KKK!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inuits make me uncomfortable...
OK? There I said it… We’re all thinking it anyways
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's fucking silly
But he’s still looking at his thumb
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey FSN?
the top bar would be useful
also, woooo Felix
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Until his thumb falls off in between innings.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shutout should be in order
Honestly, so should a PG – fucking broken bats and pop flies misread
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does Felix not strike out every batter?
The A's colors are green and gold.
by mikeA on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the mlb.tv window
is too blurry to see the pitch speed. Has the hand injury messed up his velocity?
by chinn on Apr 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ Ibanez.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody's in a mean mood today.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
particularly for someone who just got a shitload of freemoney
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KING AWESOME!!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahhahahahaha
at everything
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How was that an earned run against Felix?
And yes, I care about ERA because I want to see Felix get a Cy Young.
by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not enough wins
Not that I agree with that or anything.
by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEST RELAY THROW EVER!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's worth every penny
You effing casual fans!
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland is hilariously bad at defense
it’s like a company softball team
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even the A's told the MSM he sucks.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hanahan looks like a Gold Glover, so we're told."
//senile Dave
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez is a gamer... he goes from 1st to home
by dkulich on Apr 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What really helps him is
he takes such good routes on the basepaths.
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he's latino
even though he is can be marketed for both white and hispanics, which probably explains why he’s a face of the franshise.
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved how Beltre was acting all sneaky when going to third.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah she is
more of her. less of the douchebags in the booth.
k, thx. bye.
by deacvision7 on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How about the Cubs?"
Really Blowers?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers thinks Raul good at feilding.
NEEDS MORE BONDS
by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should've tried to bowl the catcher over.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that a botched squeeze?
I was looking away.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FU Richie
Way to take away king’s awesomeness.
by Fin on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The King's awesomeness is his divine right and proof of his legitimate rule,
and can’t merely be erased by some worthless peon’s pathetic flailings.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for fucking it up Ms
You suck shit today Sexson
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our baserunning makes me want to punt a puppy.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why settle for wanting?
Call your humane shelter today!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get no shortage of delight from microphones picking up hitter reactions
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was special.
I expected more profanity though.
by TrashiDawa on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who feels like trolling at HH?
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still can't get over Blowers mentioning the Cubs
as one of the original 8 American League teams.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For some reason i'm still really annouted that was an ER vs Felix
by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd bet it gets changed eventually.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo, I'm confused - is it 3-1 or 4-1?
Gameday and the MLB.tv broadcast are pwning my mind with two different numbers here.
by esoteric on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not like I typed
“That’s it?”
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought I'd say this
FREE WILLIE BALLGAME
by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Wilkerson is good to have around to avoid potential lengthy games.
:-/
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I look at emoticons from the opposite way by default
This one looks like a headless pitcher in mid throw
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody gives a shit about the Sonics.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They still play in Seattle?
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first-pitch groundout is the greatest out in baseball
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No man, batting out of order is.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A sonics fan?
That’s a rare sighting
by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was watching EPSN earlier today and they this NBA "expert" from San Fransisco on.
He said the Sonics have been the #1 team in Seattle among fans. I laughed when he said this.
What is the greatest game/series fans of Seattle remember? Game 5 of the 1995 Divisional Series at the Kingdome.
What is the greatest game/series fans of Seattle would most like to forget? Game 5 of the 1994 1st round playoffs at the Key Arena.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhh, he's right
there was a sizable time when the Sonics were the team in Seattle.
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I don’t give a shit about the Sonics or the Seahawks. But I do remember stuff about the Seahawks in the past. The only thing I can remember about the Sonics is them getting their asses handed to them in the Finals by the Bulls that one year.
Seriously, there are times when I forget they even exist.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There WAS a time, sure.
But this guy was saying they have ALWAYS been the #1 team, including the last 12 years.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NFC Championship vs. Carolina is up there with Game 5, but Game 5 is still my greatest Seattle game.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game five fucking destroys that game
as does game 4 and the 1 game playoff
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at Game three....
I didn’t even go to the Carolina game and even though it was a blowout it meant a lot to the region. Our first appearance in the big game in a sport that mattered.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the NBA championship?
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said a sport that matters
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at the time the NBA mattered
I haven’t watched the NBA in years, but there was I time where I actually watched the playoffs.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did too but I was a little kid so I didn't know any better
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grrrrr....
How does every one forget this ever happened?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW19D4qXStI&;feature=related
Listen to that crowd. The greatest travesty in Sonics history is not that round one loss; it’s that that 96 team had to come in the same year as that Bulls juggernaught, the best team in NBA history. I’ll always maintain that that 96 team was the best team to not win it all.
by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are missing the fucking point.
This guy said the Sonics have been more popular in Seattle than any other sport…. SPECIFICALLY THE LAST 10-15 YEARS….. which is complete bullshit. Yeah, the Sonics were awesome in the 90’s, but they haven’t been relevant for 10+ years.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I know
Can’t argue with that; that statement’s obviously BS. I’m just pissed off at all the people who seem to have amnesia of how much the team meant in the Payton-Kemp era. And it was well before my time, but there are tons of Seattle-ites whose favorite sports-related memory is of celebrating the 79 championship.
by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Payton-Kemp era was fucking fabulous.
I wouldn’t mind seeing another badass team put together. The 2007 Golden State Warriors reminded me of the Payton-Kemp Sonics, except they weren’t nearly as good because they didn’t have Det, McMillan, Gill, Perkins, etc, type players to give them an all-around game.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the fans are still there,
they’re just hiding until the games get good and worth going to again. We were right back there for the team in 2005. New Orleans we ain’t.
by sammy on Apr 16, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's sad how bad NO fan support is.
It’s almost as if they have been washed away.
Oh, wait…
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"When was the last time the Sonics and Mariners played in Oakland on the same night?"
Well, this will sure as shit be the last time, you killjoys!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who gives a fuck about the Sonics when
you’re cutting into valuable Felix time?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay
It’s the Seattle SuperSonics of Oklahoma.
by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Beltre is awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix's stuff looks sick
BUT NOT AS SICK AS BELTRE’S GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KING AWESOME
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could the A's be whiter?
Emil Brown might as well be serving the rest of them drinks.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
White is undervalued by the market?
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their white guys draw walks and hit homers.
Therefore they are not gamers.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hypothesis: white + talented = undervalued
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like it could have merit.
Also,
black + talented = thug
black + talented + ped = worse than Hitler
white + talented + ped = a man who’s made mistakes but deserves redemption
white + untalented + ped = heartthrob of the Emerald city
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ped means something else when not capitalized
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The internet is a confusing place.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last one doesn't change though
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think the equations would still hold up.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix didn't look ass harp that inning.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
as sharp.
This will end up being a great joke, I’m sure.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of the best I've seen in a while
what an ass harp
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone's spent
too much time taking tests on the Cupid site…..
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less liners, Felix
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Yuni is costing Felix the shutout this game
Yesssss
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix's stuff has looked filthy so far
but it seems like he’s making mistakes up and they’re getting hit hard
by seattlebruin on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The way I see it
His mistakes have been made, and that’ll be it. Plus, at least they’re doiung it on the first pitches
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gameday is still fixated on Sexson's fail
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Swisher and Street's gameday pics.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zack Greinke can always use more friends
!!!!!
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Isringhausen hates America.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God Yuni sucks at stealing
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn Yuni why are so bad at that?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LEARN TO STEAL
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
by Double06 on Apr 16, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice one Yuni
You jump up after you hit the bag
by IceStormV1 on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He didn't hit the bag on the slide.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who DOESN'T love the hit and run?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix called that play
He wanted to finish them quickly
by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rangers Top 11th
Single
GR 2B
IBB
K looking
K swinging
K swinging
by Matthew on Apr 16, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix is completely fucking silly
This is grand
by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't really like the first-pitch curveball in the zone
makes me nervous.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The way his is breaking
should we really worry?
by chinn on Apr 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hung a few so far
Cust could’ve done nasty things to his if Cust were better.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as much as the 2-strike fastball in the zone
but yes, it is worrisome
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logged on to Gameday, first thing I saw
30 strikes, 8 balls.
Nice.
by vkut79 on Apr 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That slider was ridiculous
I really wish Cust had swung at it.
by JLC on Apr 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
LALALALALALALALLALALALALA!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 16, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is having a good time tonight
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix looks at his hand again.
Felix laughs like a maniacal genius.
by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Felix still has flashbacks of the basehit given up to J.D. Drew last year.
His first reaction is to stop everything that comes within 5 feet of the mound.
by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Had to think about what night it is tonight
didn’t ya
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice patient you bald faggot.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
patience
Tonight is not my night.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You spelled "bald faggot" absolutely correctly
So you got the important part right
by thenatural on Apr 16, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like my fags with hair.
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by JI on Apr 16, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre thought about swinging at that one.
by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pushups != forearms
However there are other exercisez that strengthen them with which Buck is undoubtedly familair with looking at his portrait.
by Fett42 on Apr 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh where was that?
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 16, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell's the deal
with the Lord of the Dance music?
by chinn on Apr 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the standards to which I hold King Felix
that flyball actually upsets me.
by Jeff on Apr 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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