4/15: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Zack Greinke career GB%: 36%
Seattle Mariners vs. Zack Greinke GB%, yesterday: 60% (15/25)
John Bale 2008 GB%: 71.8%
Seattle Mariners vs. John Bale GB%, today: 0% (0/12)
The hell?
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We now have learned the Mariners enjoy fucking stats.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Today we’ll be looking at the 2008 Seattle Mariners….
longest 9 inning game:
yanks @ boston. 8-18-2006.
Yanks win 14-11.
Total Time: 4 hours 45 minutes.
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At least it was a slugfest.
This is just Tits pitching.
I may have to leave.
This shit is making me fall asleep.
...and now I'm here
I did that once.
Well, more passed out. Still fell off the toilet, though.
Makes this game all the more impressive...
...or pathetic.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't the Mariners set the record against the Orioles about than 10 years ago?
I remember they went 4 hours 27 minutes, or something close to this.
Not surprising Boston and New York now hold the record.
Because of all the TV timeouts
It was probably on ESPN
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
this reminds me of that epic 18-inning boston game
Except that went 18 innings.
And was really exciting.
And involved two good ballclubs.
Wouldn't it be easier to link the new threads from the old thread?
I mean, I’m not really lazy, but I’d like to be
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Longest extra inning ballgame:
Chicago @ Milwaukee. 05-08-1984
Chicago wins 7-6.
8 hours 6 minutes. (25 innings!)
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I hope the Mariners never ever do that
Because I would totally watch every minute of the game and hate myself forever
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
how about this for a fun game to watch:
Longest Shutout:
Houston @ New York. 04-15-1968
Houston wins 1-0.
24 innings!
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
22 total hits (11 each team)
Here’s the crazy ass box: Link
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks, looked it up myself.
what a mind fuck of a game that must have been to watch. And how crushing to sit through that then lose.
favorite thing out of that box score is how
Seaver went 10IP, allowed just 2 hits, 0bb and 3k, and he was shown up by Jim Ray, who came on in relief to pitch 7 innings with 2 hit, 1bb, and 11k

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Only one way to realize your dreams
Get AIDS, and give it to them yourself.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Cmon Sims
it did not ‘coincidentally’ start at 3:42 pm on Jackie Robinson day, don’t be retarded
beltre owooooo
Turbo
will figure out how to hit into a DP in this situation.
He could strike out into a tripleplay.
Yes. The mariners are the only team ever to have done this.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, with Turbo on 1st
It could happen
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah crap.
Bases loaded, no out.
This is like watching the Seahawks on third and short.
That's more like first and goal.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They play that at Safeco?
That’s so incredibly rad
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the song you're thinking of, I'm afraid.
That damn song the used int he Power Rangers movie.
It would be, but it's not the theme
it’s the “Trouble” song
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Awwwwwwwwwww dammit. How badass would it be if they played the Power Rangers theme?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HERE IT COMES
I’ve been calling it all year!
DAMMIT
I thought he got more of that off the bat
by seattlebruin on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If he goes up the Hersey Highway he's gonna run into a big brown truck.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Free Jeff Clement
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME!
to think i almost benched him today on the fantasy team.
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today...
...no worries, he’ll retire tomorrow.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
starts out 0-2, gets 3 balls, fouls 2 back, then gets a walk, pretty impressive.
Also the two singles to right, were pretty good as well
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
If you didn't say anything
That first pitch was gone
Fine difference here.
I wasn’t calling a grand slam, I was demanding a grand slam. When you call a play, it never happens.
This is what the Royals are saying to us tonight
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know, I'm not listening either
but I’d bet morrow is going coming up sooner than we’d like in any case.
when was the last time you saw a catcher
put a tag on a runner at 3rd?
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I wonder how this became a common thing to say
who is God’s mother anyways?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Oh man.
That was priceless Someone get a screencap of that.
Hey there's a delivery guy here from Seattle Condiments
He said he’s got an extra 80 gallons of rape sauce?
Should we let him in?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Raul against lefties
Hilarious.
Also, HYPHEN TIME!
Because RRS has been warming up
and when a pitcher gets warmed up, we’re going to use him dammit!
I was hoping they'd give Dickey an extended look
But if they plan on starting him Friday and they started Baek on Sunday, there isn’t really another long man to go with other than RRS.
what the hell?
“you get punched by the other players” for going after a ball in their dugout…??
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Only in the negro leagues.
Am I right, am I right people?
rimshot
Jesus, we're pulling Batista after 84 pitches?
Is Hargrove back in the dugout?
Put in Corco
or Rhodes, even if they suck it won’t matter (hopefully that doesn’t jinx us)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
nope, that's as far as his thought process goes
drunk off his ass, taking pictures of road signs…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Jeff might as well turn the game on now
there’s no fucking way he finishes watching it
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We're facing Cupcake tomorrow?
ICHIRO NEEDS JASON ELISON!
Who do you go with
Corcoran has thrown back to back days
Baek started on Sunday and went 5 innings
Dickey is starting on Friday
Rhodes and Lowe are the only other two really available.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We couldn't handle another inning.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
that might be worth 15 bucks even though I live in Seattle
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Wouldn't that be a brown-out instead?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Whenver I see guys like Raul or Richie run
I think.. c’mon, professional athlete…. run faster
but then again, I think I’m faster than WFB or Ichiro, so maybe I’m just cocky…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Yeah, we actually had a positive contribution to a long inning
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I didn’t even post the shocked face, because it looked like mine at the time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If Richie played Little League
He would have been benched for a week after throwing the bat like that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
He didn't dive
he was crushing the ice with his chest in an attempt to knock the Flyers off their skates.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
McLaren WTF?
I swear to god Green is going to be gassed by July at the rate of innings he’s pitching…
"Series won by Bobbie Thomson"
I’ve never heard of that city before
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Man I feel sorry for Sims.
He has to go to great lengths to get Blowers to contribute to the broadcast.
Someone got a screenshot of it in the first thread
Its just an M’s hat… Looked like maybe an ST one
Not great, but encouraging
Needs more weird.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's so cold
he should wear a tuque.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably just trying to keep the sun out of his eyes.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
zing?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He wore that on Sunday also
I was sitting in 238 (yay free tickets) and kept looking in to see if he had a hat. God that game sucked
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just him in a dim-lit room with some little kids...
nothing to worry about
oh wow
The Moose DMZ was once touched in an inappropriate manner, or so the story goes…
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
rearrange and delete words at your lesiure
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me make a second attempt
The Moose once touched DMZ in an inappropriate manner, or so the story goes…
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh I see
I don’t remember that story… I’m sure the moral of it was to never go to the “Moose’s Den” without a chaperone
I'm kinda mad
I am scheduled off at 7 and was hoping the game would be over before I left. Now I’m probably going to have to wait.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Dave Sims...
Did I hear the correctly?
While showing the Moose surrounded by a bunch of adolescent girls:
“Hey, the Moose looks warm! I wonder if he needs anymore company???”
Whatta perv.
He spits a lot of stuff that looks like oil, even before the game starts.
I think you’re on to something.
(Does realize it’s chew)
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
God
if the Sharks lose I’m not gonna have anyone left to root for.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
[I'm not gonna say Ducks, it wont be funny]
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Root for us
We’ve got a good young team that beats the shit out of the other team.
Also, it’s not like we have a history with then Sens…..
Go Nova
Ichiro hurts this team by...
Dammit too obvious.
Mariners
these guys are good when they don’t swing!
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Brad Wilkersuck. Brad Wilsuckson. Brad Suckerson. Suck Wilkerson
Glad that’s out of the way.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
last year for the month of April
the offense walked a total of 39 times
47 walks coming into today’s game…
now that’s a turnaround.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
I rode my bike home, went to the store, the bank, the PO and the bottle shop and this games not over yet.
And I missed some hyphen action. Damn.
You picked a good outing to skip.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
In PA you have bottle shops (for 1-2 six packs) and beer distributors where you get more (like kegs).
Separate from wine/liquor stores… It’s pretty fucked up.
oh you're in Pennsylvania
I see.
Did you know it’s also illegal to bring alcohol into Pennsylvania from another state?
Did you know in Pennsylvania it's illegal to steal another man's horse while drunk?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What about stealing another man's horse while tripping balls?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's also illegal to kill somebody there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
In Harrisburg PA it's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
That one always tears me up a bit. Where else are truck drivers supposed to get some?
When I started reading that
I totally thought it was going to be about sodomy.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be suffering
a heart attack if I had done all that…. heck the riding the bike would have done me in.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm feeling some chest pains from the score.. The M's have scored 11? Is that right?
We have….. offense?
its just a tease
they’re trying to keep the average per game above 4… since they didn’t score much the last two they’re balancing it out.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP SACRIFICING
the Mayans sacrificed and now there’s none of them left.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Their calendar may/may not be correct.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't they say the world would end in 2012?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why we should reserve judgement on their society.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
it isn't the end of the world, it is the end of an Era of humanity
a new Era will begin once it is over.
Since everything but a few of the Mayan books were destoryed. It is impossible to know what is coming next or even what the new age will mean.
It isn’t the end of the world, only the world that we have known up to that time.
The world I've known has been cruel
I welcome the new era.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Read the gamethread from the top of ninth last night
And you will realize how out of place this post is.
Chris Snelling
Ninth inning pinch hit FB… I love that little bastard
and now they came back and won it...
fuck the m’s go phillies
but
did he blow his knee out rounding third on the trot?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This game over yet?
i’ve just been downloading songs off the end’s websites for the past half hour…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
October: month #10
April: month #4
Month #10 + half a year = month #4
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if you mean to quote MST3K
but I’m going to pretend that you’re quoting MST3K.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't recall what movie though.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew we kept you around for a reason
suicide jokes and MST3K trivia.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never dream to challenge Matthew's role as MST3K quiz master
That just happened to be one of my favorite MST3K moments
Do I have the rotation wrong
Or are we throwing out Silva, Washburn, and Batista in LA?
Dickey
Then Washburn and Batista…
Felix and Silva vs Oakland
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact
Arthur Rhodes doesn’t actually exist
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Please be over soon.
I have homework to do before Deadliest Catch starts.
i can imagine dave sitting around all day..
...watching viral videos laughing to himself.
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I choose to believe that video does not exsist.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Why must you surpress my freedom of choice?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how he was talking to Joey about Jackie Robinson and how important his influence on the game has been
and also “How’d you jump over that car?”
nope
he’s going to give it up and send the game into Extra innings.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome to being a Mariner fan
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Defensive replacement for Ritchie
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
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Soooo if Rhodes makes his return
but nobody is in attendance to see it – does he really return?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Arthur Rhodes?
What is this, 2001?
Okay, I’m going to make myself cry.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Mine is 'The Rhyming Assholes'
And then we won’t rhyme!
by Graham MacAree on Apr 16, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I witnessed them, but luckily I was like 12
so I took it easier than I do a normal loss now.
Go Nova
I was fortunate that I had to take a shit.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Is SafeCo's radar gun off?
Or is he actually throwing 90+?
yeah..i bet his adrenaline is pumping...
...against the royals with a 5 run lead.
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I wish we hadn't applauded his return
a vampire can’t enter your house unless invited.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Even us statheads can irrationally hate an otherwise good player.
Refer to this thread the next time you get called a robot.
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So I was looking at Bonds' hit charts
I think he would’ve had 4 more HR in SAFECO
mo vaugh would have caught that...
...running from 1st.
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But that would imply that it can move
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by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the introduction of this meme
does this reference ibanez or sexson? makes more sense for sexson.
Truth be told
I was inspired by watching Ed Sprague play left field from high a top the 300 level.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're going for an accurate Raul analogy
you’re going to have to photoshop it on to the top of a broken down Subarban
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit this game is still going?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Keep Rhodes in?
We have 5 runs to work with, I’d rather save Lowe when we have the A’s and Angels up next.
You obviously have never heard of history.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, Lowe will definitely pitch about 9 innings during those games
..wait, you want him rested for those games? Hah.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the game with the earing incident
I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
So today is pretty much former Mariner day..
Rhodes comes back, AJ homers, Girffey homered, Doyle homered.
And it sort of doesn't count but...
Varitek just hit the possible game winner in Cleveland.
i was at the game that rhodes lost...
oh wait..
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Jeez, I fall asleep in the 3rd, wake up three hours later and it's the 9th.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Go away Krueger.
I think thats my favorite part of the game, when MLBtv cuts him off
You can listen to the KOMO radio post-game all the way through
Not that I want to watch the FSN post-game, but I do find it kind of weird…
so tomorrow's callup
is going to be Morrow….. (my guess)
Reed is playing for Tacoma.
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FSN fawning over Rhodes and Willie?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Nice annoucer banter:
Announcer: “Can you think of anyone who impacted more lives than Jackie Robinson?”
Me: “Hitler?”
...
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That was the LONGEST
3 hour and 25 minute game I’ve ever witnessed. Seriously, that’s not really even a long game, but Jesus Christ was that loooooooooooooooooooong
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
So...
finishing work, taking the hour trip home, going to the gym, working out, coming home, showering up, and getting dinner all took the same amount of time as this game.
This actually makes me sad to realize the opportunity cost I’ve incurred watching so many M’s games over the years. Fucking Tits… Making me utilize my college education…
Ass.
Not if Ryan Braunn gets to it first.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The other three hits dickishly mock Rocco Baldelli
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for "nerds"...
but I’ll take it!
nerds
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate when mitochondria gets uppity
Know your role. You’re nothing without oxygen.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Caps lose I'm going to have a lot more free time this next month and a half
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
if by "write" you mean "do" and by "that novel" you mean "lines" then yes
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What's wrong with the Flames/Sharks?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing
my enthusiasm for them just doesn’t compare to that which I have for Ottawa and AO, though.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The Sharks are my #3 team in the playoffs, for what it's worth
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why we don't live in Vegas
Stupidity, I guess.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have to live in Vegas to play in Vegas
That’s like saying you have to live with the stripper. Screw that noise.
Guess we'll see the Ducks magically face the Leafs int he finals then.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If that happened you'd never see me around here ever again
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got 10 text messages from my girlfriend...
(who’s at the Indians game) yelling at me about throwing the Youkilis home run ball back. This happened two years ago.
He'd be a fine Mariner though.
Shit would get Rapey at the Safe.
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by BrettJMiller on Apr 15, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So if you were Doyle, what Philly bar would you be at right now...
I want to go meet him
If only they could've given you prior warning before you watched
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My own damn fault.
That’s what happens to me on Saturday afternoons with nothing better to do. Watch crappy movies on MyQ2.
My old ex loved it
That’s when I knew it was time I realized I was just in that relationship for the sex
The airport bars are mad expensive...
8.00 drafts. I save money on my flights only to waste it away waiting for the stupid delayed planes.
We have a payroll?
God damn my accountant.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
My late tidbits
Not everything on the screen at M’s game is as gold as Bradtastic or Fuck Blast. See: Sterling Silva, Beltremendous
Guillen still sucks at OF. Teahen isn’t very good at it either.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Rainiers game
Tacoma just put up a 9 spot against Julio Mateo…. Wlad is 1-2 with a double and a walk 2rbi…. Clement is 1-3 with a HR….. Rohrbaugh hasn’t given up a hit yet…
oh and Chen has returned from his concussion…
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Way to Sims up the no-hitter.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
99 pitches for Wolf through 7
I don’t think he’ll make it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 15, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant in the seventh.
If he doesn’t, it could be a combination effort.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He won't
but that doesn’t mean the team can’t. Especially since a big lead means no Hoffman.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Moot point now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 15, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

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