4/15: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Apr 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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Zack Greinke career GB%: 36%
Seattle Mariners vs. Zack Greinke GB%, yesterday: 60% (15/25)
John Bale 2008 GB%: 71.8%
Seattle Mariners vs. John Bale GB%, today: 0% (0/12)
The hell?
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We now have learned the Mariners enjoy fucking stats.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Today we’ll be looking at the 2008 Seattle Mariners….
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
longest 9 inning game:
yanks @ boston. 8-18-2006.
Yanks win 14-11.
Total Time: 4 hours 45 minutes.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it was a slugfest.
This is just Tits pitching.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have to leave.
This shit is making me fall asleep.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did that once.
Well, more passed out. Still fell off the toilet, though.
by Faux on Apr 15, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes this game all the more impressive...
...or pathetic.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't the Mariners set the record against the Orioles about than 10 years ago?
I remember they went 4 hours 27 minutes, or something close to this.
Not surprising Boston and New York now hold the record.
by Wilder. on Apr 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because of all the TV timeouts
It was probably on ESPN
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this reminds me of that epic 18-inning boston game
Except that went 18 innings.
And was really exciting.
And involved two good ballclubs.
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't it be easier to link the new threads from the old thread?
I mean, I’m not really lazy, but I’d like to be
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Usually they do.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Longest extra inning ballgame:
Chicago @ Milwaukee. 05-08-1984
Chicago wins 7-6.
8 hours 6 minutes. (25 innings!)
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope the Mariners never ever do that
Because I would totally watch every minute of the game and hate myself forever
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about this for a fun game to watch:
Longest Shutout:
Houston @ New York. 04-15-1968
Houston wins 1-0.
24 innings!
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
22 total hits (11 each team)
Here’s the crazy ass box: Link
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks, looked it up myself.
what a mind fuck of a game that must have been to watch. And how crushing to sit through that then lose.
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! The game was lost on an E6.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
favorite thing out of that box score is how
Seaver went 10IP, allowed just 2 hits, 0bb and 3k, and he was shown up by Jim Ray, who came on in relief to pitch 7 innings with 2 hit, 1bb, and 11k
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus christ... 25 innings?
do you bring in three starters for that?
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is a sports emmy?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
almost HR
turns into an almost out double…
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the LF wall.
I hope whoever designed it catches AIDS.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only one way to realize your dreams
Get AIDS, and give it to them yourself.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is an excellent idea.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"That baby's got a shot at being off the base of the wall!"
by Teej on Apr 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Sims
it did not ‘coincidentally’ start at 3:42 pm on Jackie Robinson day, don’t be retarded
beltre owooooo
by Nick S on Apr 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turbo
will figure out how to hit into a DP in this situation.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nomo is pitching
He should get a hit
by IceStormV1 on Apr 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now Richie can hit into a triple play.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unassisted triple play.
After Mac sends the runners and Sexson lines out to 2B.
by Wilder. on Apr 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could strike out into a tripleplay.
Yes. The mariners are the only team ever to have done this.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They Did?
That’s the definition of BAD BASERUNNING
by IceStormV1 on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, with Turbo on 1st
It could happen
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh...
Beltre basically walked over to 3rd.
by ThundaPC on Apr 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah crap.
Bases loaded, no out.
This is like watching the Seahawks on third and short.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's more like first and goal.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... wtf Vidro?
did you forget to steal?
by seattlebruin on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Again with the power Rangers song?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They play that at Safeco?
That’s so incredibly rad
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the song you're thinking of, I'm afraid.
That damn song the used int he Power Rangers movie.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be, but it's not the theme
it’s the “Trouble” song
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
Awwwwwwwwwww dammit. How badass would it be if they played the Power Rangers theme?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
very badass
If I was a closer…
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we better score here...
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE IT COMES
I’ve been calling it all year!
by seattlebruin on Apr 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT
I thought he got more of that off the bat
by seattlebruin on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALL YOU KENJI HATERS CAN SUCK MY ASSHOLE!
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You want Washburn to suck your asshole?
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
funniest post of the day, maybe month
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he goes up the Hersey Highway he's gonna run into a big brown truck.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free Jeff Clement
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johjima rips it!
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It took you long enough, Johjima
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME!
to think i almost benched him today on the fantasy team.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh Dave?
It’s not hard to go first to third on a double
by seattlebruin on Apr 15, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WFB's new gameday photo
Looks weird without a ghoatee
by appleshampoo on Apr 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
looks wierd without a goatse?
i bet
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when did Willie turn into a professional hitter?
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
today...
...no worries, he’ll retire tomorrow.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
starts out 0-2, gets 3 balls, fouls 2 back, then gets a walk, pretty impressive.
Also the two singles to right, were pretty good as well
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you didn't say anything
That first pitch was gone
by edddgar on Apr 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine difference here.
I wasn’t calling a grand slam, I was demanding a grand slam. When you call a play, it never happens.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 hours and we're halfway home!
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have we scored double-digit runs yet in a game?
by Wilder. on Apr 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what the Royals are saying to us tonight
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wtf is Yabuta doing
what a goofball
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sensing MUCH Morrow-related GTE in the near future...
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened
My music is too loud, i can’t hear my tv
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, I'm not listening either
but I’d bet morrow is going coming up sooner than we’d like in any case.
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vidro in a run-down?
That’s embarassing….for the other team.
by ThundaPC on Apr 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
when was the last time you saw a catcher
put a tag on a runner at 3rd?
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
loafie!
lineup is on FIRE
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mother of God it's only the bottom of the 5th.
by ThundaPC on Apr 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how this became a common thing to say
who is God’s mother anyways?
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man.
That was priceless Someone get a screencap of that.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey there's a delivery guy here from Seattle Condiments
He said he’s got an extra 80 gallons of rape sauce?
Should we let him in?
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mo played for a long time after that incident.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul against lefties
Hilarious.
Also, HYPHEN TIME!
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS time!
why not put a sucky pitcher in…
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because RRS has been warming up
and when a pitcher gets warmed up, we’re going to use him dammit!
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping they'd give Dickey an extended look
But if they plan on starting him Friday and they started Baek on Sunday, there isn’t really another long man to go with other than RRS.
by edddgar on Apr 15, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones
just went yard for Baltimore.
by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a coincidence
Erik Bedard just took some Boniva.
by JLC on Apr 15, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder why he has a bad hip.
He must like it rough.
by JLC on Apr 15, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell?
“you get punched by the other players” for going after a ball in their dugout…??
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only in the negro leagues.
Am I right, am I right people?
rimshot
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, we're pulling Batista after 84 pitches?
Is Hargrove back in the dugout?
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bloomquist has had quite a day on the basepaths I see
Take a retard to the ballpark day
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put in Corco
or Rhodes, even if they suck it won’t matter (hopefully that doesn’t jinx us)
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope, that's as far as his thought process goes
drunk off his ass, taking pictures of road signs…
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not drunk, just buzzed
and I’m clearly not driving right now
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does a baseball in the bullpen end up on the field?
by edddgar on Apr 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims is such a dork.
I love it.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff might as well turn the game on now
there’s no fucking way he finishes watching it
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
goddamn it hyphen
now it’s semi-close… wtf 2 out hits…
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're facing Cupcake tomorrow?
ICHIRO NEEDS JASON ELISON!
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who do you go with
Corcoran has thrown back to back days
Baek started on Sunday and went 5 innings
Dickey is starting on Friday
Rhodes and Lowe are the only other two really available.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have kept Batista in for at least another inning...
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We couldn't handle another inning.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know whether to be pissed at Raul or not.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, this inning can end anytime now
Green again??
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The best feature of MLB.tv:
Taking the game with you to the crapper.
by Wilder. on Apr 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
that might be worth 15 bucks even though I live in Seattle
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't that be a brown-out instead?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whenver I see guys like Raul or Richie run
I think.. c’mon, professional athlete…. run faster
but then again, I think I’m faster than WFB or Ichiro, so maybe I’m just cocky…
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuckafinally
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I died in the fourth
And awoke an hour and a half later…in the sixth.
I hate Miguel Batista
by cwel87 on Apr 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The 4 run bottom inning didn't help matters.
by ThundaPC on Apr 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we actually had a positive contribution to a long inning
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am genuinely shocked
How sad is that?
by cwel87 on Apr 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I didn’t even post the shocked face, because it looked like mine at the time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Richie played Little League
He would have been benched for a week after throwing the bat like that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yabutaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dave Sims is so white.
by JLC on Apr 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AO just took a terrible dive.
Please don’t do that again Alex
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He didn't dive
he was crushing the ice with his chest in an attempt to knock the Flyers off their skates.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha I hope so
That better not happen again
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLaren WTF?
I swear to god Green is going to be gassed by July at the rate of innings he’s pitching…
by Scrupio on Apr 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BONDS WILL PLAY FOR THE MARINERS!
Not Detroit.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Series won by Bobbie Thomson"
I’ve never heard of that city before
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man I feel sorry for Sims.
He has to go to great lengths to get Blowers to contribute to the broadcast.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard rumors of another Sims hat
Explain.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone got a screenshot of it in the first thread
Its just an M’s hat… Looked like maybe an ST one
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not great, but encouraging
Needs more weird.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are screenshots of this.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably just trying to keep the sun out of his eyes.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zing?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wore that on Sunday also
I was sitting in 238 (yay free tickets) and kept looking in to see if he had a hat. God that game sucked
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sean Green has now thrown 15+ straight
87-89 mph fastballs.
by redwolf75 on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The moose is totally hitting all that jailbait
except the fatty on the left
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just him in a dim-lit room with some little kids...
nothing to worry about
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
The Moose DMZ was once touched in an inappropriate manner, or so the story goes…
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit that was a failure
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rearrange and delete words at your lesiure
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me make a second attempt
The Moose once touched DMZ in an inappropriate manner, or so the story goes…
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh I see
I don’t remember that story… I’m sure the moral of it was to never go to the “Moose’s Den” without a chaperone
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many pitches has he seen this game? 6?
by Scrupio on Apr 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy Gobble -> Future Mariner
I’m calling it now
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm kinda mad
I am scheduled off at 7 and was hoping the game would be over before I left. Now I’m probably going to have to wait.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How to pitch around Willie Bloomquist
By the Royals
by cwel87 on Apr 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Sims...
Did I hear the correctly?
While showing the Moose surrounded by a bunch of adolescent girls:
“Hey, the Moose looks warm! I wonder if he needs anymore company???”
Whatta perv.
by PLU Tim on Apr 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slow.... game....
just win already
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by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trey Hillman looks like he drinks oil for breakfast
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He spits a lot of stuff that looks like oil, even before the game starts.
I think you’re on to something.
(Does realize it’s chew)
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Richards is fucking the man
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And calling him the N word
when he gets frustrated
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God
if the Sharks lose I’m not gonna have anyone left to root for.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[I'm not gonna say Ducks, it wont be funny]
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's always the Ducks right?
They’re pretty close to SD
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Root for us
We’ve got a good young team that beats the shit out of the other team.
Also, it’s not like we have a history with then Sens…..
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better a group of racist womanizing neo-Naxis
than the Ducks
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE
HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY ICHIRO
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro hurts this team by...
Dammit too obvious.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who knew a 10-6 game could be so boring?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners
these guys are good when they don’t swing!
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brad Wilkersuck. Brad Wilsuckson. Brad Suckerson. Suck Wilkerson
Glad that’s out of the way.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last year for the month of April
the offense walked a total of 39 times
47 walks coming into today’s game…
now that’s a turnaround.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
I rode my bike home, went to the store, the bank, the PO and the bottle shop and this games not over yet.
And I missed some hyphen action. Damn.
by JuliaHope on Apr 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You picked a good outing to skip.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the deuce is a bottle shop?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In PA you have bottle shops (for 1-2 six packs) and beer distributors where you get more (like kegs).
Separate from wine/liquor stores… It’s pretty fucked up.
by JuliaHope on Apr 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh you're in Pennsylvania
I see.
Did you know it’s also illegal to bring alcohol into Pennsylvania from another state?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know in Pennsylvania it's illegal to steal another man's horse while drunk?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about stealing another man's horse while tripping balls?
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's also illegal to kill somebody there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Harrisburg PA it's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
That one always tears me up a bit. Where else are truck drivers supposed to get some?
by JuliaHope on Apr 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I started reading that
I totally thought it was going to be about sodomy.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be suffering
a heart attack if I had done all that…. heck the riding the bike would have done me in.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm feeling some chest pains from the score.. The M's have scored 11? Is that right?
We have….. offense?
by JuliaHope on Apr 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its just a tease
they’re trying to keep the average per game above 4… since they didn’t score much the last two they’re balancing it out.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILLIE!
Nobody else on this team tags up there. Willie == GRITTY
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The cameraman tracks flys worse than Raul.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez: 3 Sac flys
This is a good day for him, right?
by IceStormV1 on Apr 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For all of his patience
Lopez has only a 10 point BA/OBA differential.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP SACRIFICING
the Mayans sacrificed and now there’s none of them left.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their calendar may/may not be correct.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't they say the world would end in 2012?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why we should reserve judgement on their society.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it isn't the end of the world, it is the end of an Era of humanity
a new Era will begin once it is over.
Since everything but a few of the Mayan books were destoryed. It is impossible to know what is coming next or even what the new age will mean.
It isn’t the end of the world, only the world that we have known up to that time.
by mark sobba on Apr 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The world I've known has been cruel
I welcome the new era.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read the gamethread from the top of ninth last night
And you will realize how out of place this post is.
by Robert on Apr 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Snelling
Ninth inning pinch hit FB… I love that little bastard
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and now they came back and won it...
fuck the m’s go phillies
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but
did he blow his knee out rounding third on the trot?
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny how that happens
one bedards gets injured
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game over yet?
i’ve just been downloading songs off the end’s websites for the past half hour…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that guy was flipping off the camera
THROW HIM OUT!
by Garces on Apr 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
:(
Arthur will make his debut not wearing #53 :(
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes is warming up?
How’s that possible?
by ThundaPC on Apr 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY RHODES IT'S APRIL
APRIL THE OPPOSITE OF OCTOBER
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
October: month #10
April: month #4
Month #10 + half a year = month #4
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if you mean to quote MST3K
but I’m going to pretend that you’re quoting MST3K.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't recall what movie though.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen that one!
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a truly awful movie
Portions of it are in fact simply cut from other movies
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew we kept you around for a reason
suicide jokes and MST3K trivia.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would never dream to challenge Matthew's role as MST3K quiz master
That just happened to be one of my favorite MST3K moments
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I have the rotation wrong
Or are we throwing out Silva, Washburn, and Batista in LA?
by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickey
Then Washburn and Batista…
Felix and Silva vs Oakland
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun fact
Arthur Rhodes:
LDS play: 8.1 IP 1.04 ERA
LCS play: 8.2 IP 8.64 ERA
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun Fact
Arthur Rhodes doesn’t actually exist
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please be over soon.
I have homework to do before Deadliest Catch starts.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i can imagine dave sitting around all day..
...watching viral videos laughing to himself.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see a 2girls1cup reaction video of Dave
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I choose to believe that video does not exsist.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why must you surpress my freedom of choice?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Sims was talking about YouTube on the air
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I missed it.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how he was talking to Joey about Jackie Robinson and how important his influence on the game has been
and also “How’d you jump over that car?”
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putz not in. Game still in question.
Think Rhodes can hold a 5 run lead?
by IceStormV1 on Apr 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
he’s going to give it up and send the game into Extra innings.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't say that
Extra innings after this game would be hell
by IceStormV1 on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
welcome to being a Mariner fan
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARTHUR LEE RHODES
I’m excited because I like Arthur Rhodes, but bummed because he sucks
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Defensive replacement for Ritchie
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Ibanez still in left field?
If so, fail.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soooo if Rhodes makes his return
but nobody is in attendance to see it – does he really return?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No wonder Rondell White sucked last year
no Rhodes
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So one there was a fan before 2003?
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I honestly tried to get what you were saying.
I still don’t know.
by Wilder. on Apr 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arthur Rhodes?
What is this, 2001?
Okay, I’m going to make myself cry.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Apr 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I say what the fuck
do your thing Arthur, let’s go to extras.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Certainly he's not going to shrink from a big spot when you need an out"
You’d think so.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm lucky to have never witnessed either Rhodes Yankee Stadium meltdown.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My band name will be the "The Arthur Rhodes Yankee Stadium"
by Robert on Apr 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine is 'The Rhyming Assholes'
And then we won’t rhyme!
by Graham on Apr 16, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I witnessed them, but luckily I was like 12
so I took it easier than I do a normal loss now.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was fortunate that I had to take a shit.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is SafeCo's radar gun off?
Or is he actually throwing 90+?
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Rhodes Scholar!
/Puntasm
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah..i bet his adrenaline is pumping...
...against the royals with a 5 run lead.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish we hadn't applauded his return
a vampire can’t enter your house unless invited.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Even us statheads can irrationally hate an otherwise good player.
Refer to this thread the next time you get called a robot.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I was looking at Bonds' hit charts
I think he would’ve had 4 more HR in SAFECO
by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So how many letters should we write,
letting Bavasi know that we need Bonds or Pepe dies?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured we'll kill Pepe anyway.
Just to let BB know that we mean business
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In defence of Rhodes
95% of LFs catch that
by IceStormV1 on Apr 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is where the fan hits the shit.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mo vaugh would have caught that...
...running from 1st.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But that would imply that it can move
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed the introduction of this meme
does this reference ibanez or sexson? makes more sense for sexson.
by sammy on Apr 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truth be told
I was inspired by watching Ed Sprague play left field from high a top the 300 level.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahaha
too mobile
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we're going for an accurate Raul analogy
you’re going to have to photoshop it on to the top of a broken down Subarban
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK good to see him back
now he can retire
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOO.
just end the game!
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf happened
why’d rhodes get taken out?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit this game is still going?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep Rhodes in?
We have 5 runs to work with, I’d rather save Lowe when we have the A’s and Angels up next.
by edddgar on Apr 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You obviously have never heard of history.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, Lowe will definitely pitch about 9 innings during those games
..wait, you want him rested for those games? Hah.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at the game with the earing incident
I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So today is pretty much former Mariner day..
Rhodes comes back, AJ homers, Girffey homered, Doyle homered.
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And it sort of doesn't count but...
Varitek just hit the possible game winner in Cleveland.
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was at the game that rhodes lost...
oh wait..
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, I fall asleep in the 3rd, wake up three hours later and it's the 9th.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go away Krueger.
I think thats my favorite part of the game, when MLBtv cuts him off
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i like how mlb.tv just cuts off.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't pay for the post game wrap up!
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was actually being serious.
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by sirbrianwilson on Apr 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can listen to the KOMO radio post-game all the way through
Not that I want to watch the FSN post-game, but I do find it kind of weird…
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so tomorrow's callup
is going to be Morrow….. (my guess)
Reed is playing for Tacoma.
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FSN fawning over Rhodes and Willie?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice annoucer banter:
Announcer: “Can you think of anyone who impacted more lives than Jackie Robinson?”
Me: “Hitler?”
...
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the LONGEST
3 hour and 25 minute game I’ve ever witnessed. Seriously, that’s not really even a long game, but Jesus Christ was that loooooooooooooooooooong
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
finishing work, taking the hour trip home, going to the gym, working out, coming home, showering up, and getting dinner all took the same amount of time as this game.
This actually makes me sad to realize the opportunity cost I’ve incurred watching so many M’s games over the years. Fucking Tits… Making me utilize my college education…
Ass.
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinals / Brewers
...both teams have their pitcher hitting 8th.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if Ryan Braunn gets to it first.
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by JI on Apr 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 of Carlos Pena's 9 hits have left the yard
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet the other three hits feel resentment for not living up to the other hits' example
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The other three hits dickishly mock Rocco Baldelli
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they have better mitochondira
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was waiting for "nerds"...
but I’ll take it!
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I was talking about the mitochondria
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nerds
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate when mitochondria gets uppity
Know your role. You’re nothing without oxygen.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bitch.
That required a “bitch” at the end. It shows you mean business.
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like you're not the only one
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Caps lose I'm going to have a lot more free time this next month and a half
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if by "write" you mean "do" and by "that novel" you mean "lines" then yes
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as they're off a supermodel
I have no problem with this
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less so than when I was freezing my ass off a few months ago
but yes, a bit
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with the Flames/Sharks?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing
my enthusiasm for them just doesn’t compare to that which I have for Ottawa and AO, though.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sharks are my #3 team in the playoffs, for what it's worth
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being on our favorite teams list
appears to be the playoff kiss of death
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why we don't live in Vegas
Stupidity, I guess.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't have to live in Vegas to play in Vegas
That’s like saying you have to live with the stripper. Screw that noise.
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess we'll see the Ducks magically face the Leafs int he finals then.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that happened you'd never see me around here ever again
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we ever settle on your epitaph?
I know it’s gone through a few iterations
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got 10 text messages from my girlfriend...
(who’s at the Indians game) yelling at me about throwing the Youkilis home run ball back. This happened two years ago.
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd be a fine Mariner though.
Shit would get Rapey at the Safe.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Apr 15, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats no beard
thats a fucking possum
by thenatural on Apr 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect a small band of heavily armed Banditos use his beard as a hideout
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Mark Shapiro throw shit when they lose like Billy Beane does?
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could he throw Chris Antonelli in our general direction?
by Robert on Apr 15, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Antonetti
:(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 15, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarome Iginnnnnnnnnla
oh hay the M’s won too
by Nick S on Apr 15, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So if you were Doyle, what Philly bar would you be at right now...
I want to go meet him
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I assume he's in a stasis chamber some where waiting to be dethawed for the next game
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only they could've given you prior warning before you watched
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My own damn fault.
That’s what happens to me on Saturday afternoons with nothing better to do. Watch crappy movies on MyQ2.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My old ex loved it
That’s when I knew it was time I realized I was just in that relationship for the sex
by cwel87 on Apr 15, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's at the airport bar,
waiting to be shipped to his latest team.
by Teej on Apr 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The airport bars are mad expensive...
8.00 drafts. I save money on my flights only to waste it away waiting for the stupid delayed planes.
by dkulich on Apr 15, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday's game thread > Today's
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey now
I’m not on the payroll around here. I don’t owe you nothin.
by ningwers on Apr 15, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a payroll?
God damn my accountant.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My late tidbits
Not everything on the screen at M’s game is as gold as Bradtastic or Fuck Blast. See: Sterling Silva, Beltremendous
Guillen still sucks at OF. Teahen isn’t very good at it either.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rainiers game
Tacoma just put up a 9 spot against Julio Mateo…. Wlad is 1-2 with a double and a walk 2rbi…. Clement is 1-3 with a HR….. Rohrbaugh hasn’t given up a hit yet…
oh and Chen has returned from his concussion…
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by MfaninAlaska on Apr 15, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to Sims up the no-hitter.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things seem to be looking up in Tacoma
atleast there is a future to look forward too.
by Fin on Apr 15, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
99 pitches for Wolf through 7
I don’t think he’ll make it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 15, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant in the seventh.
If he doesn’t, it could be a combination effort.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He won't
but that doesn’t mean the team can’t. Especially since a big lead means no Hoffman.
by Jeff on Apr 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moot point now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 15, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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