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4/14: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Zack Greinke career GB%: 36%
Seattle Mariners 2008 GB%: 42%
Seattle Mariners vs. Zack Greinke GB%, four innings: 69%

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This game needs more offense.

I can't believe I'm certain this team will loose facing only a two run deficit.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Roy?

Boo Huskies, but yay Blazers

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by Addicted to Quack on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate how all-star'ish teams look against us

Greinke doing his Webb impression, Tony Pena Jr. just got a hit to break an 0-for the season past the first game.. Olivo HR? Jesus.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS SHIT

BRING ME SOME KNUCKLEBALLS

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn is powerfully boring to watch

We need a drinking game to make his starts more interesting.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse

My roommate is allergic to Gluten...no beer for him...EVER

(except really obscure Sorghum beer)

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only sorghum beer I've tried sucked ass

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's too bad

Maybe someday they will invent places wherein you can exchange currency for said goods.

by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I wonder if all of our calls for death to the opposing teams has put us on any watch lists?

by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If so

WATCH THIS MOTHERFUCKERS

(You can't see what I'm doing because it's a visual)

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take that Royals!

Grass Creek will be ours!!!!

by camomilk on Apr 14, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROY

JOHNNY MAC IS CHANNELING MY BRAIN

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Corco!!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally Jeeze

bring on Dickey

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A "mel-meeting"?

Haha, so clever Sims, soo clever.

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My Toes...

are fucking cold.

by PLU Tim on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, honestly I'd rather have Dickey

Maybe they're moving Dickey to the rotation so he is unavailable? Please?

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It sounded like Mac

was leaning towards putting Dickey in the rotation if Bedard misses a lot of time.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They did say that according to Jose Romero on Baker's blog..

Dickey could slide in to Bedards spot in the rotation if it is worse than they think

by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What slot

do you think Dickey will go into?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I don't want to see an interview

with Kevin Colabro. He's the only part of the Sonics I'll miss.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike 1 [/Coach]

On that note, where the hell is Coach?

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere feeling unloved.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

This offense is offensive

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 14, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do they have to scream

obscure ethnic slurs every time they leave the box? What does Beltre have against "krauts" anyway?

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Jeff wins the fucking thread and then some.

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

To prepare the poor wingman for his duty to jump on the grenade

by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surprise Arizona

I bet that name leads to a lot of really annoying vacation phone calls.

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in all honesty, it's not that bad

I think.

I really haven't been paying attention.

by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not bad,

He looks like shit, but he's struggling through. The problem I have is they're going to talk about how awesome he was.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is only a problem if you listen to conventional media

I've pretty much cut it out of my entire life except for forays to FJM and UEFA.com

I don't read a newspaper, don't watch TV news, don't read sports coverage except for blogs...

by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do that with all media but sports media

Maybe it's time to stop suckleing the mariners propaganda teet.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 K's

Jon Garland might get that by the all-star break.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Need some help from the offense"

Hmmm.. Not too sure about that one Sims.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morse...

had that same play in RF last night......

He broke his shoulder trying.

by PLU Tim on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Morse's fault

it's Ichi's fault, he hurts the team by not covering left and right field when Ibanez and Morse are in

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...Washburn hasn't

been horrible. Much more the offense's fault.

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well not too bad

But any time you get taken yard by Miguel Olivo, you can't be too satisfied with the work thats been done

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every time someone hits a grounder to Grudz.

Chug until he completes the play.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This reminds me

How in the hell do we not have a drinking game at LL?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is one

Its called "Drink until you can't feel feelings"

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GTE causes enough drinking as is.

That being said - I fully endorse this idea

by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro really is amazing.

He's the reason to tune in night after night.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Lopez

Ignore Pentland. Please pull the ball.

Thank you
Everyone.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck it all to hell

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice camera view assface

fuck everything the Mariners do

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man,

just go away Mac. I don't even care how anymore.

by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he's putting the game in motion!

That's good, right? It was one of our goals out of spring training!

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except that runs contrary to goal #2

which was "don't suck"

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well my Yuni Bomber shirt finally got shipped

as confirmed just now by customer service after 2 weeks... so theres a silver lining I guess, for me at least

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There going to pitch him the rest of this game

and then he'll start tomorrow, and when his arm falls off they'll send him down

by ack on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look Sean Green's pitching.

Five bucks he's going to pitch the three remaining innings and be sent down to AA tomorrow.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now imagine what its gonna be like

When we go up against say Beckett or Sabathia. Now that will be depressing.

by vkut79 on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They'll pitch him the rest of the game

and when he gets rocked after throwing 50 pitches, they'll send him to Everett to work it out

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much for Mac's rule

of running out the pitcher who just warmed up...Corcoran...

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RR-S needs to head to the team store and buy himself a Green jersey.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

Is that asshat actually squinting with sunglasses on?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green didn't pitch yesterday

why is he being in the game such a big deal?
Potatoes and Corcoran pitched yesterday.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He pitched 40 due to GMJ two days ago

I shan't need to explain the rest

by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walking John Buck?

RED FLAG RED FLAG EXHAUSTED

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RJ with 7 K's, 4 walks, and 1 ER through 4....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Errr I guess none of those runs are earned.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both of those singles were poorly hit

Green's always a little wild but he pitched fine.

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I know

I'm just wishing we could come in and shut teams down at times.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green didn't do that badly.

Though I want to remind people yet again that Norm Charlton sucks.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem, we'll just bring in

one of our stud set up tandem of Raffy Soriano and GS52. Oh...wait...shit...

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God I miss George Sherrill.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss Erik Bedard

and my childhood friend Professor Happiness, who hasn't made too many visits over the years.

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's disturbing out of context

it's not that much better even with context.

by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STRANGER DANGER

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's for the best.

There's about a 97% chance anybody named "Professor Happiness" is a pedo.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is awful watching from the east coast

I can't keep staying up for games like this.

by DP Loves YuBet on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you shouldn't.

Free yourself, my friend. Go to sleep.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel your pain

Jersey here. It sucks.

But, that's why New Castle Brown Ale 12-packs were created. For the sorry east coasters who root for the M's.

by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha good point.

..help numbs the pain of no offense

by DP Loves YuBet on Apr 14, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When Sexson catches pop outs

he makes the catch a fraction of a second sooner than most other first basemen.

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adds up...

over the course of a season. Saves pitchers 10s of calories over the course of a season. That gives them more energy to last longer.

by PLU Tim on Apr 14, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I totally forgot he was on the team, it's been a while. The things Johnny Mac can make you forget

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our offense sucks

why am i still watching? I should just play MLB the show and win 130 games (I traded Silva and Vidro for Adam Jones BTW)
or watch Lost season 3 on bluray, just got in the mail on monday

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS is awesome

I still like our bullpen

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-0 count?

THE POTATO FAMINE SPREADS!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 14, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...wait, our bullpen didn't blow up.

EOF IS THE REASON WE LOST EVERY GAME! SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW, ONLY ONE RUN SCORED. EOF WOULD HAVE LET EVERYONE SCORE!

SEE I WAS RIGHT! EOF SUCKS!

We'll be seeing that tomorrow.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RRS is still a badass....

I hope he gets ton of aussie poon when he goes home.

by PLU Tim on Apr 14, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9th inning.

To close if we miraculously take the lead.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to see the CURVE

Unfortunately he doesn't have it tonight

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 14, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Grienke grinding on the Mariners"

Sims rehearses this stuff. I am convinced of it.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the mute button

does wonders for tolerating watchign the Mariners.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sims I tolerate

Niehaus is who I mute.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there some sort of button

that allows you to keep hearing Niehaus but makes him just a teensy bit more comprehensible?

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did the same thing.

Watching "Crash" on TV because that is better than listening to my computer tell me we suck every damn moment.

by Wilder. on Apr 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave is a poet

You are made of evil

by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I can keep watching this game

or I can start watching Ghost in the Shell again.

Shitty game, or animated cyberpunk epic?

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The show is far superior to the movie

It's more true to the tone of the Manga, and a lot better to watch.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this reminds of 2005

except without the beating kansas city part

by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, if she doesn't

you can always look her up in 15 years and take care of that problem you mentioned above.

by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

dude if I get that desparate

seattle.craigslist.org is my friend

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I check occasionally

Anytime there are available single girls always check the source. It's remotely possible a diamond will show up in the rough

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Sexy 21 year old blonde chick looking for a good time"

turns into "400 pound 40 year old pedo looking to rape horny college men."

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More like

55 year old dude with tits and backhair looking for a cheap thrill...

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screenshots

we require proof

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've never met a girl

and I've never listed myself, I just occasionally browse the listings

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

favorite craigs list prank

I posted my friends name and number on m4t. 20 minutes later he gets a phone call:
"Caller: Q, your looking for a tranny?"
"Friend: WTF? NO"
"Caller: Oh cause your listed for that on craigs list"
"Friend: GOD DAMNIT ROBERT"
"Caller: Yeah thats what I figured"
...
awkward silence
....
"Friend: Wait why were you looking at tranny classifieds"

by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

classic

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious!

Plus Corco, I am in college, you shouldn't need Craigslist man, maybe 10-20 years you will. For now, use the "im related to a seattle mariner" line.

by Fin on Apr 14, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes Blowers, I'm sure that sign will get us runs

especially when we're pitching.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not necessarily

they may have intentionally decided that the rhyme would have taken away the youthful innocence of a 5 year old

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I <3 Wyoming.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would like to visit Wyoming

Never been there. Maybe even Battle Creek, where it seems to be a split between M's and KC fans.

by Fin on Apr 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry.

I knew it was something Creek, didn't feel like checking.

by Fin on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corco is pretty good

If I were a GM I'd hire Bavasi to build my bullpen.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Antonetti for GM '09!

and Bavasi for Bullpen GM.

by Fin on Apr 14, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's money in the bank.

A defective piggy bank.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Money in the bank"

I blame you for this, Dave

by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sucking makes the alcohol that much easier to swallow

I don't even care anymore, innuendo at will

by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Johnson's final line:

5.0 IP
3 R(0 ER)
7 K's
3 BB's
2 hits

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would of been better had the defense not decided to take a shit for 3 innings.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty close.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still good despite his age.

It's too bad there is a strained relationship between M's and him, they could use his ultra-veteran grit.

by Fin on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind losing

But good lord is this team flat right now.

by ThundaPC on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this is not going to be a good season.

All I could think was "uh-oh, someone's about to stroke a long one."

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God dammit MFAN

-- you jinxed Corco.

by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Corcoran says fuck the defense

I'll just doing it myself. I like this fella

by marinator on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mariners!!!

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's start a charity to raise money...

and pay off Sexson's contract when he is cut.

by DP Loves YuBet on Apr 14, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better... Let's start that,

but instead use the 7 or 8 million dollars and divide it amongst ourselves.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Zack

do something a crazy person would do

by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I tried to get an image of Marge reacting to that...

Theres some pretty interesting Simpson's porn pictures if you do an image search with no filter...

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You say interesting, I say terrifying.

Of course this does reveal the fact that I have, indeed, seen Simpsons porn, but oh well.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Hitler

I think the longer a LL subthread goes, the chance porn is mentioned nears to 1:1.

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but that was just a casual observation

porn was already mentioned a long time ago anyways

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh ballsack

That summed it all up right there.

by marinator on Apr 14, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good God

we can't buy an extra-base hit today.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THAT

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Safco

...oh sure, let Miguel Olivo hit one out but not Yuni.

by ThundaPC on Apr 14, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dickey time!

I'll stick around for this.

by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One out

and I already love him

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Dickey

and not in a gay way

by marinator on Apr 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't care if the way I like him is gay

I just love him,

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

That's pretty much my reaction to Dickey.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently.

I'm just not enamored with the knuckleball like everybody else is.

And it remains to be seen weather he's actually any good. His career would suggest otherwise so far.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That last pitch was SICK NASTY!

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"The Dickey Knuckler"

That's got "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" all over it

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-2 punch

King Felix, R. A. Dickey!

by ThundaPC on Apr 14, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could Dickey be a spot starter?

I totally hope he takes Baek's place, and Baek never comes Baek.

by Fin on Apr 14, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ҖҝџююґўюШ

Free Barry Bonds

by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always like to use curly brackets for Victorian themed emoticons

Mortified :-{o
Devishly coy :-}
All aboard for the free mustache ride ;-}

by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fibbed

I've never actually use them, but I've always wanted to

by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I use them:

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(______|______)

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you reverse the two asses

you'd have a pretty good illustration of Matthew's wingman experience

by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs