4/14: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Zack Greinke career GB%: 36%
Seattle Mariners 2008 GB%: 42%
Seattle Mariners vs. Zack Greinke GB%, four innings: 69%
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This game needs less of the Mariners
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope he rises from the dead
or we're boned
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game needs more offense.
I can't believe I'm certain this team will loose facing only a two run deficit.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're serious
I hereby revoke your username
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHA I was hoping it was him who posted that..
Awesome.. simply awesome
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah... not serious
although its actually based on this poster that I've had in my room since i was like 4

by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if there was ever a player that deserved that nickname
it was Griff.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game needs to acquire Kenny Lofton.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get Greinke on our side bitches
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too... confident... to... pitch...


Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Roy?
Boo Huskies, but yay Blazers
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate how all-star'ish teams look against us
Greinke doing his Webb impression, Tony Pena Jr. just got a hit to break an 0-for the season past the first game.. Olivo HR? Jesus.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS SHIT
BRING ME SOME KNUCKLEBALLS
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn is powerfully boring to watch
We need a drinking game to make his starts more interesting.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
game? who needs that
//opens new beer
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be worse
My roommate is allergic to Gluten...no beer for him...EVER
(except really obscure Sorghum beer)
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only sorghum beer I've tried sucked ass
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's too bad
Maybe someday they will invent places wherein you can exchange currency for said goods.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
see, when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man
she goes out and procures beer for him.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet beer is often a primary factor in acquiring said woman
the circle of life is a beautiful thing
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in a rush to get home for the Sens game
FUCK MY EARS
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The seven P's in life I always say....
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's eight actually
but the other one is usually involved in bad decision making.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pound them down when met with competition
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod can't get strike 3 FUCK
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT FIGHT! Come on.. make this game somewhat interesting.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You sound like me during the last five or six minutes of the Sens game today
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was not proud of my behavior
but I'd do it again
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I wonder if all of our calls for death to the opposing teams has put us on any watch lists?
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take that Royals!
Grass Creek will be ours!!!!
by camomilk on Apr 14, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch count?
Are we up to meltdown yet?
by JuliaHope on Apr 14, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meltdown meaning.... after the 3rd pitch?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has one more pitch
Then he's at 90 and every pitch he throws will go over the wall.
by joof on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROY
JOHNNY MAC IS CHANNELING MY BRAIN
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally Jeeze
bring on Dickey
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A "mel-meeting"?
Haha, so clever Sims, soo clever.
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, honestly I'd rather have Dickey
Maybe they're moving Dickey to the rotation so he is unavailable? Please?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It sounded like Mac
was leaning towards putting Dickey in the rotation if Bedard misses a lot of time.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They did say that according to Jose Romero on Baker's blog..
Dickey could slide in to Bedards spot in the rotation if it is worse than they think
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
must...resist...immature...jokes...
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What slot
do you think Dickey will go into?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I've had enough of Baek already, so I approve.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I don't want to see an interview
with Kevin Colabro. He's the only part of the Sonics I'll miss.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike 1 [/Coach]
On that note, where the hell is Coach?
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what? how?
He's less scarable awayable than I am!
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's probably lurking here at this very instant.
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHHA
Nice pre-emptive strike
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere feeling unloved.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he's at the game
Section: I'm going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.. he got a bit crazy the last couple days before he ran away
That was strange
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun group of guys, Blowers?
You must have been the clubhouse buzzkill.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's Joh! Let's Joh! Let's Joh! Let's Joh!
I quit.
by Wilder. on Apr 14, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do they have to scream
obscure ethnic slurs every time they leave the box? What does Beltre have against "krauts" anyway?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am starting to see the strategy..
Hit it to Grudz over and over until he gets so tired and quits. Big hole on the right side! GENIUS!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 is a nice number
apart from being a bad OPS+, there are lots of advantages to the number 2.
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did your TI-89 tell you that, you nerd?
Way to have blatant disregard for a human being by defining him only by a number.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
this is a sensitive subject :(
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly, you should bring it up on internet message boards then
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't worry,
It gets less sensitive with use.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAUSED BEDARD'S HIP INJURY
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
//Catholic Guilt
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Want a tissue, Petunia?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Jeff wins the fucking thread and then some.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you think god made beer?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
To prepare the poor wingman for his duty to jump on the grenade
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when the hell am I going to get that Purple Heart anyways?!
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure about the Purple Heart
but there's a good chance that at least some of your extremities may turn purple under her mighty girth
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As someone who's benefited from a wingman's service
I for one salute you, sir
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprise Arizona
I bet that name leads to a lot of really annoying vacation phone calls.
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know they're going to praise this as a stellar outing from Wash, right?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
in all honesty, it's not that bad
I think.
I really haven't been paying attention.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not bad,
He looks like shit, but he's struggling through. The problem I have is they're going to talk about how awesome he was.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is only a problem if you listen to conventional media
I've pretty much cut it out of my entire life except for forays to FJM and UEFA.com
I don't read a newspaper, don't watch TV news, don't read sports coverage except for blogs...
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do that with all media but sports media
Maybe it's time to stop suckleing the mariners propaganda teet.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 K's
Jon Garland might get that by the all-star break.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Need some help from the offense"
Hmmm.. Not too sure about that one Sims.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morse...
had that same play in RF last night......
He broke his shoulder trying.
by PLU Tim on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really he did us all a favor there
In the long run
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Morse's fault
it's Ichi's fault, he hurts the team by not covering left and right field when Ibanez and Morse are in
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...Washburn hasn't
been horrible. Much more the offense's fault.
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well not too bad
But any time you get taken yard by Miguel Olivo, you can't be too satisfied with the work thats been done
by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANOTHER GOD DAMN GROUNDER TO GRUDZIELANEK
Can we stop that please?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Olivo?
...seriously?
I thought it was part of my pass-out-for-25-minutes dream
by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had a lil smirk rounding third too..
Smug prick.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream last night where they combined cigars and ice cream.
I'm still trying to figure out if that's brilliantly crazy or crazy brilliant.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to go with.. Yes.
Take it how you will.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See Bourdain, Anthony @ French Laundry
Tobacco Sorbet
by Hit By Pitch Brewing Company on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time someone hits a grounder to Grudz.
Chug until he completes the play.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me
How in the hell do we not have a drinking game at LL?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is one
Its called "Drink until you can't feel feelings"
by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTE causes enough drinking as is.
That being said - I fully endorse this idea
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Weaver/Meche drinking game was potentially fatal.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to think Baltimore, TB & KC seemed so nice 2 months ago.
Yeah Ichiro!
by DP Loves YuBet on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro really is amazing.
He's the reason to tune in night after night.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Lopez
Ignore Pentland. Please pull the ball.
Thank you
Everyone.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't able to catch this game, but judging from the
scoreboard it looks dumb. And boring.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially the former
but especially the latter
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco ripping taking place above
please join in
by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There ARE some magnificent subthreads though!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For as bad as the game has been
this has been an entertaining GT
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck it all to hell
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least our double plays are getting more creative
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice camera view assface
fuck everything the Mariners do
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man,
just go away Mac. I don't even care how anymore.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he's putting the game in motion!
That's good, right? It was one of our goals out of spring training!
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that runs contrary to goal #2
which was "don't suck"
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is contrary to goal #1
Be family friendly
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, it's cute that you actually thought
we had "goals" going into the season.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well my Yuni Bomber shirt finally got shipped
as confirmed just now by customer service after 2 weeks... so theres a silver lining I guess, for me at least
by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go to the LL Store
link on the main page I think?
by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green is gonna be dead by July
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There going to pitch him the rest of this game
and then he'll start tomorrow, and when his arm falls off they'll send him down
by ack on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes our matchups that we wanted.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look Sean Green's pitching.
Five bucks he's going to pitch the three remaining innings and be sent down to AA tomorrow.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now imagine what its gonna be like
When we go up against say Beckett or Sabathia. Now that will be depressing.
by vkut79 on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They'll pitch him the rest of the game
and when he gets rocked after throwing 50 pitches, they'll send him to Everett to work it out
by thenatural on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green will have more IP than Bedard by July
Can't wait.
by DP Loves YuBet on Apr 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for Mac's rule
of running out the pitcher who just warmed up...Corcoran...
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The A's DFA'd Fernando Hernandez
Damn straight.
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who??? Did I miss something?
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I probably should've explained that he threw me off one time as F. Hernandez
That would've made this make more sense
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it might be something like that
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know who that is but that's a fantastic name for a ballplayer
by Nick S on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It needs to be more white
Why do you think the A's DFA'd him?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RR-S needs to head to the team store and buy himself a Green jersey.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Going back-to-back days is a requirement.

by ThundaPC on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Green didn't pitch yesterday
why is he being in the game such a big deal?
Potatoes and Corcoran pitched yesterday.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He pitched 40 due to GMJ two days ago
I shan't need to explain the rest
by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walking John Buck?
RED FLAG RED FLAG EXHAUSTED
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners on their way to being 0-3 in games that they never have lead in
by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Does any team have a winning record for games they never lead in?
by ThundaPC on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd be impressive
Not even the laws of mathematics can defeat them
by ningwers on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's possible to win a game
one has never led in. Say it goes scoreless for 18 innings, and one manager eventually forfeits.
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wrong. Jeff doesn't win the thread.
hahahahahahahahaha
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you take out all those games, they're 6-5.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to have to wait until October before Squinty is fired?
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's too bad Randy johnson never got to pitch to Rusty Kuntz.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RJ with 7 K's, 4 walks, and 1 ER through 4....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Errr I guess none of those runs are earned.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both of those singles were poorly hit
Green's always a little wild but he pitched fine.
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I know
I'm just wishing we could come in and shut teams down at times.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green didn't do that badly.
Though I want to remind people yet again that Norm Charlton sucks.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this is fun
I should have stayed asleep
by cwel87 on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No problem, we'll just bring in
one of our stud set up tandem of Raffy Soriano and GS52. Oh...wait...shit...
by redwolf75 on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does Wilkerson look so slow.
Does he just run funny or has his speed dropped?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His body's kind of fallen apart over the years
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite a lot like that
SUBTLE SUBTLE HINTS
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I was somewhat dissappointed that my soccer game was going
to run over game time tonight. Now.... yeah, not so mcuh.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I miss George Sherrill.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Erik Bedard
and my childhood friend Professor Happiness, who hasn't made too many visits over the years.
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's disturbing out of context
it's not that much better even with context.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you watch the Little League World Series with him?
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I discovered that Family Guy is actually funny on mute
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About 70% of the time it's funny with the sound on too.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You laughed too?
People were giving me funny looks.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's right up there with Grave of the Fireflies as best comedy ever
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They sell the candies the girl was eating in Japan
They have a picture of her little starving face on it. Priceless.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My buddy got taken to that movie the day he graduated from boot camp
That was funny
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know the final credits of Schindler's List?
Laugh. Riot.
by Jeff on Apr 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reccomend this comment.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I wasn't really sure what to do with it.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you ask Professor Happiness
he's "more than happy" to show you what to do with it.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's for the best.
There's about a 97% chance anybody named "Professor Happiness" is a pedo.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
next time throw it at Olivo's head
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This'll probably go down as another bullpen implosion
when we look at the papers tomorrow. No mention of the missing offense yet again.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least I'll have BSG Razor downloaded by the time the game is over.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have Knocked Up downloading right now thanks to the subthread in the first game thread
That will be done when this is over.. bright side!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got busted by comcast for dowloading that twice
by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did you get busted exactly?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on Verizon FiOS.
It is made of win.
by BrianL on Apr 14, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please explain
I download a lot of stuff, and don't want to go to jail
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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