4/14: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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PrintZack Greinke career GB%: 36%
Seattle Mariners 2008 GB%: 42%
Seattle Mariners vs. Zack Greinke GB%, four innings: 69%
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This game needs more offense.
I can't believe I'm certain this team will loose facing only a two run deficit.
BWAHAHAHA I was hoping it was him who posted that..
Awesome.. simply awesome
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah... not serious
although its actually based on this poster that I've had in my room since i was like 4
if there was ever a player that deserved that nickname
it was Griff.
This game needs to acquire Kenny Lofton.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
too... confident... to... pitch...
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate how all-star'ish teams look against us
Greinke doing his Webb impression, Tony Pena Jr. just got a hit to break an 0-for the season past the first game.. Olivo HR? Jesus.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Washburn is powerfully boring to watch
We need a drinking game to make his starts more interesting.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Could be worse
My roommate is allergic to Gluten...no beer for him...EVER
(except really obscure Sorghum beer)
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's too bad
Maybe someday they will invent places wherein you can exchange currency for said goods.
see, when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man
she goes out and procures beer for him.
And yet beer is often a primary factor in acquiring said woman
the circle of life is a beautiful thing
I was in a rush to get home for the Sens game
FUCK MY EARS
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The seven P's in life I always say....
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
there's eight actually
but the other one is usually involved in bad decision making.
FIGHT FIGHT! Come on.. make this game somewhat interesting.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I was not proud of my behavior
but I'd do it again
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If so
WATCH THIS MOTHERFUCKERS
(You can't see what I'm doing because it's a visual)
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Take that Royals!
Grass Creek will be ours!!!!
Meltdown meaning.... after the 3rd pitch?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, honestly I'd rather have Dickey
Maybe they're moving Dickey to the rotation so he is unavailable? Please?
It sounded like Mac
was leaning towards putting Dickey in the rotation if Bedard misses a lot of time.
They did say that according to Jose Romero on Baker's blog..
Dickey could slide in to Bedards spot in the rotation if it is worse than they think
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
God I don't want to see an interview
with Kevin Colabro. He's the only part of the Sonics I'll miss.
Perhaps he's at the game
Section: I'm going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Fun group of guys, Blowers?
You must have been the clubhouse buzzkill.
Do they have to scream
obscure ethnic slurs every time they leave the box? What does Beltre have against "krauts" anyway?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I am starting to see the strategy..
Hit it to Grudz over and over until he gets so tired and quits. Big hole on the right side! GENIUS!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Did your TI-89 tell you that, you nerd?
Way to have blatant disregard for a human being by defining him only by a number.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
clearly, you should bring it up on internet message boards then
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't worry,
It gets less sensitive with use.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU CAUSED BEDARD'S HIP INJURY
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
//Catholic Guilt
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We know how this goes
subthread closed
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Jeff wins the fucking thread and then some.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure about the Purple Heart
but there's a good chance that at least some of your extremities may turn purple under her mighty girth
in all honesty, it's not that bad
I think.
I really haven't been paying attention.
It's not bad,
He looks like shit, but he's struggling through. The problem I have is they're going to talk about how awesome he was.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
this is only a problem if you listen to conventional media
I've pretty much cut it out of my entire life except for forays to FJM and UEFA.com
I don't read a newspaper, don't watch TV news, don't read sports coverage except for blogs...
I do that with all media but sports media
Maybe it's time to stop suckleing the mariners propaganda teet.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
On the Gregorian calendar?
Fat chance.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
"Need some help from the offense"
Hmmm.. Not too sure about that one Sims.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Morse...
had that same play in RF last night......
He broke his shoulder trying.
Really he did us all a favor there
In the long run
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Morse's fault
it's Ichi's fault, he hurts the team by not covering left and right field when Ibanez and Morse are in
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Well not too bad
But any time you get taken yard by Miguel Olivo, you can't be too satisfied with the work thats been done
ANOTHER GOD DAMN GROUNDER TO GRUDZIELANEK
Can we stop that please?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
He had a lil smirk rounding third too..
Smug prick.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a dream last night where they combined cigars and ice cream.
I'm still trying to figure out if that's brilliantly crazy or crazy brilliant.
I am going to go with.. Yes.
Take it how you will.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time someone hits a grounder to Grudz.
Chug until he completes the play.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
This reminds me
How in the hell do we not have a drinking game at LL?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
There is one
Its called "Drink until you can't feel feelings"
GTE causes enough drinking as is.
That being said - I fully endorse this idea
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
My Weaver/Meche drinking game was potentially fatal.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Lopez
Ignore Pentland. Please pull the ball.
Thank you
Everyone.
I wasn't able to catch this game, but judging from the
scoreboard it looks dumb. And boring.
Especially the former
but especially the latter
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
There ARE some magnificent subthreads though!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
man,
just go away Mac. I don't even care how anymore.
But he's putting the game in motion!
That's good, right? It was one of our goals out of spring training!
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is contrary to goal #1
Be family friendly
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, it's cute that you actually thought
we had "goals" going into the season.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well my Yuni Bomber shirt finally got shipped
as confirmed just now by customer service after 2 weeks... so theres a silver lining I guess, for me at least
Go to the LL Store
link on the main page I think?
There going to pitch him the rest of this game
and then he'll start tomorrow, and when his arm falls off they'll send him down
Hey look Sean Green's pitching.
Five bucks he's going to pitch the three remaining innings and be sent down to AA tomorrow.
Now imagine what its gonna be like
When we go up against say Beckett or Sabathia. Now that will be depressing.
They'll pitch him the rest of the game
and when he gets rocked after throwing 50 pitches, they'll send him to Everett to work it out
Green will have more IP than Bedard by July
Can't wait.
I probably should've explained that he threw me off one time as F. Hernandez
That would've made this make more sense
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
RR-S needs to head to the team store and buy himself a Green jersey.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Green didn't pitch yesterday
why is he being in the game such a big deal?
Potatoes and Corcoran pitched yesterday.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariners on their way to being 0-3 in games that they never have lead in
by Robert on Apr 14, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's possible to win a game
one has never led in. Say it goes scoreless for 18 innings, and one manager eventually forfeits.
I was wrong. Jeff doesn't win the thread.
hahahahahahahahaha
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If you take out all those games, they're 6-5.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It's too bad Randy johnson never got to pitch to Rusty Kuntz.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
RJ with 7 K's, 4 walks, and 1 ER through 4....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Errr I guess none of those runs are earned.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Both of those singles were poorly hit
Green's always a little wild but he pitched fine.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I know
I'm just wishing we could come in and shut teams down at times.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Green didn't do that badly.
Though I want to remind people yet again that Norm Charlton sucks.
...and now I'm here
No problem, we'll just bring in
one of our stud set up tandem of Raffy Soriano and GS52. Oh...wait...shit...
Why does Wilkerson look so slow.
Does he just run funny or has his speed dropped?
...and now I'm here
His body's kind of fallen apart over the years
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite a lot like that
SUBTLE SUBTLE HINTS
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So I was somewhat dissappointed that my soccer game was going
to run over game time tonight. Now.... yeah, not so mcuh.
I miss Erik Bedard
and my childhood friend Professor Happiness, who hasn't made too many visits over the years.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
that's disturbing out of context
it's not that much better even with context.
I discovered that Family Guy is actually funny on mute
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
About 70% of the time it's funny with the sound on too.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
like the start of Saving Private Ryan
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You laughed too?
People were giving me funny looks.
Yeah, it's right up there with Grave of the Fireflies as best comedy ever
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
They sell the candies the girl was eating in Japan
They have a picture of her little starving face on it. Priceless.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's for the best.
There's about a 97% chance anybody named "Professor Happiness" is a pedo.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This'll probably go down as another bullpen implosion
when we look at the papers tomorrow. No mention of the missing offense yet again.
I have Knocked Up downloading right now thanks to the subthread in the first game thread
That will be done when this is over.. bright side!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Please explain
I download a lot of stuff, and don't want to go to jail
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This is awful watching from the east coast
I can't keep staying up for games like this.
you shouldn't.
Free yourself, my friend. Go to sleep.
...and now I'm here
I feel your pain
Jersey here. It sucks.
But, that's why New Castle Brown Ale 12-packs were created. For the sorry east coasters who root for the M's.
Bottled Newcastle = slumming
appropriate every once in a while.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have three empties sitting right here on my desk
its been quite a night
I love Newcastle
but I've never liked it bottled. It tastes noticeably different to me over tap.
hahaha good point.
..help numbs the pain of no offense
When Sexson catches pop outs
he makes the catch a fraction of a second sooner than most other first basemen.
Adds up...
over the course of a season. Saves pitchers 10s of calories over the course of a season. That gives them more energy to last longer.
But they just said that was a good crowd!
They wouldn't lie to us, would they?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
I totally forgot he was on the team, it's been a while. The things Johnny Mac can make you forget
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Our offense sucks
why am i still watching? I should just play MLB the show and win 130 games (I traded Silva and Vidro for Adam Jones BTW)
or watch Lost season 3 on bluray, just got in the mail on monday
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I always end up playing a game or two on MLB 2k8 after a shitty Mariners game
Just so I can make correct decisions and win a game..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
3-0 count?
THE POTATO FAMINE SPREADS!
Favor the Bold
...wait, our bullpen didn't blow up.
EOF IS THE REASON WE LOST EVERY GAME! SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW, ONLY ONE RUN SCORED. EOF WOULD HAVE LET EVERYONE SCORE!
SEE I WAS RIGHT! EOF SUCKS!
We'll be seeing that tomorrow.
RRS is still a badass....
I hope he gets ton of aussie poon when he goes home.
Maybe if he played a real sport
Like Rugby
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
When do you guys think we will see Rhodes?
Sometime this series or next?
I wish I could hear him ask WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO
just once. It's my dying wish.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Contact the make a wish foundation
make that your first wish after wishing for infinite wishes.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see the CURVE
Unfortunately he doesn't have it tonight
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 14, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
And his brother Zach is pretty good
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Apr 14, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just tried that with Pepe and Jose..
Didn't work.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
"Grienke grinding on the Mariners"
Sims rehearses this stuff. I am convinced of it.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
the mute button
does wonders for tolerating watchign the Mariners.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sims I tolerate
Niehaus is who I mute.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there some sort of button
that allows you to keep hearing Niehaus but makes him just a teensy bit more comprehensible?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I did the same thing.
Watching "Crash" on TV because that is better than listening to my computer tell me we suck every damn moment.
It's a tossup, but we have plenty of sucking to appreciate the rest of the season.
When I finish this movie, I won't be tempted to watch it for another 6 months.
So I can keep watching this game
or I can start watching Ghost in the Shell again.
Shitty game, or animated cyberpunk epic?
The show is far superior to the movie
It's more true to the tone of the Manga, and a lot better to watch.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and without Snelling or Soriano.
...and now I'm here
5 year olds might not.. but I think that Dad might
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
It reached that point with the Mr. Happiness thread..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of Mr. Pal (South Park)
The guy who goes to see Jimmy when he starts getting random boners... "and if you'd like, we can take off our shirts and kiss"
If that little bitch doesn't lose some weight dreaming's as close as she'll ever get to a boy
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
well, if she doesn't
you can always look her up in 15 years and take care of that problem you mentioned above.
by Matthew on Apr 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
dude if I get that desparate
seattle.craigslist.org is my friend
by Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
holy fuck Robert is on fucking fire
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
with 5 kids, no money, and an aversion to showering
by Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I check occasionally
Anytime there are available single girls always check the source. It's remotely possible a diamond will show up in the rough
by Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Sexy 21 year old blonde chick looking for a good time"
turns into "400 pound 40 year old pedo looking to rape horny college men."
Screenshots
we require proof
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somehow, despite this game, this is turning into the greatest game thread in LL history.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was just typing that its own thread..
Total agreeance.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never met a girl
and I've never listed myself, I just occasionally browse the listings
by Corco on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But see, that's really pathetic
You go to college.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you ever, you know, *talk* to girls?
Like in person and stuff.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the greatest thread in LL history
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matt Thornton had to die someday.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
If by "browse," you mean
"touch yourself in front of," then yes.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are the boys you take home to ma.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
favorite craigs list prank
I posted my friends name and number on m4t. 20 minutes later he gets a phone call:
"Caller: Q, your looking for a tranny?"
"Friend: WTF? NO"
"Caller: Oh cause your listed for that on craigs list"
"Friend: GOD DAMNIT ROBERT"
"Caller: Yeah thats what I figured"
...
awkward silence
....
"Friend: Wait why were you looking at tranny classifieds"
Hilarious!
Plus Corco, I am in college, you shouldn't need Craigslist man, maybe 10-20 years you will. For now, use the "im related to a seattle mariner" line.
Seems like "Guys" would have been a better rhyme for "Fries"
but they went with "Boys"... a curious choice
not necessarily
they may have intentionally decided that the rhyme would have taken away the youthful innocence of a 5 year old
I would like to visit Wyoming
Never been there. Maybe even Battle Creek, where it seems to be a split between M's and KC fans.
The parents totally made that sign for her.
Fuck that shit, Rally Fries degrade us all.
Free Barry Bonds
Their 5 year olds are being touched by
...and now I'm here
Michael Jackson
That was supposed to finish that comment. I'm not sure what happened to it.
...and now I'm here
That's money in the bank.
A defective piggy bank.
...and now I'm here
The ol' statue of liberty
YuBet wasn't ready for it.
J.Lo is not very good.
Last Fan! Defend!!!
...and now I'm here
He's found better discipline and is a super defender and kills puppy punters
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Score.
Way to be on the ball.
...and now I'm here
Randy Johnson's final line:
5.0 IP
3 R(0 ER)
7 K's
3 BB's
2 hits
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Would of been better had the defense not decided to take a shit for 3 innings.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Did he end up with more balls than strikes?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty close.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Still good despite his age.
It's too bad there is a strained relationship between M's and him, they could use his ultra-veteran grit.
Yeah, this is not going to be a good season.
All I could think was "uh-oh, someone's about to stroke a long one."
...and now I'm here
GIVE ME DICKEY! GIVE ME MY KNUCKLEBALLS!
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikeout, load the bases with singles, hit into GIDP.
That's what'll happen.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mariners!!!
...and now I'm here
Let's start a charity to raise money...
and pay off Sexson's contract when he is cut.
Better... Let's start that,
but instead use the 7 or 8 million dollars and divide it amongst ourselves.
...and now I'm here
There's crazy and there's suicidal...
Wait, nevermind I think he's both
No beer and no good hockey make Jeff something something
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to get an image of Marge reacting to that...
Theres some pretty interesting Simpson's porn pictures if you do an image search with no filter...
You say interesting, I say terrifying.
Of course this does reveal the fact that I have, indeed, seen Simpsons porn, but oh well.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Hitler
I think the longer a LL subthread goes, the chance porn is mentioned nears to 1:1.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but that was just a casual observation
porn was already mentioned a long time ago anyways
Wait is Dickey pitching this inning?
I'll stay up for that.
so we have a potential 9th inning matchup of
Gobble and Dickey
....
On a related subject, not enough people employ the term "cockgobbler"
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm more a sausage smoker myself.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Believe it or not, but I actually use that term way too much.
I kinda wish most Office Space jokes would die, but cockgobbler should never go away.
that's what your mom never said about her vagina
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Jeff.. went for it all right there!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason, this "Dickey" guy blows
in and everybody's just sex, sex, sex. It really makes you throb...er, think.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
good show ol' chap
you really bollocksed my bells there!
Meh.
That's pretty much my reaction to Dickey.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Apparently.
I'm just not enamored with the knuckleball like everybody else is.
And it remains to be seen weather he's actually any good. His career would suggest otherwise so far.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I'm guessing these pitches that MLB keeps calling changeups, sliders and curves
are in fact Knucklers.
"The Dickey Knuckler"
That's got "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" all over it
...and now I'm here
Heads up:
Don't type in Dicktastic in google
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was by far the most entertaining portion of the game
Sad that it took so damn long to get to it
(I just wanted to type something in parentheses)
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I always like to use curly brackets for Victorian themed emoticons
Mortified :-{o
Devishly coy :-}
All aboard for the free mustache ride ;-}
Ah, but you just admitted to using emoticons,
and are therefore pointless.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I use them:
(_|_)
(______|______)
...and now I'm here
The first one said "standard butt"
The second said "Britney Spears in 2 years."
Damn HTML
...and now I'm here
I can't wait til the Mariners store sells Dickey jerseys
And Lowe jerseys, dont' know why they don't have those yet, and i hope they have it in adult small, so I don't have to buy a youth large...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
HOLY FUCK.
Did anyone see the slomo of Dickey's face? I would have sworn he roared as he threw out that last pitch.
I cannot believe this guy pitches like that AND he's a starter.
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the recap for this game
is just going to be reviewing the awesome parts of the game threads.
You'd think so
but I've decided I'm not going to write a recap.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You will if my fist has anything to say about it *knuckle crack*
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys said mean things about Professor Happiness
you don't deserve my effort
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
How do I upload a MS paint file?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretend I'm retarded. What's a flicker?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
www.flickr.com
free photo uploading, run by Yahoo
After you have uploaded said photo, you can link to it.
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Fun.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Didn't even realize the game finished..
The subthreads are much more fun
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Last time two Royals went CG in back to back games?
2000. Who were they? Mac Suzuki and Blake Stein.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 14, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
On the bright side
our Japanese players went 4-7 tonight
Congratulations
You're the last person on the internet to make this distinction.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
how long do we have to wait
to waive the white flag on the season?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
You arent't already?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
for the most part I had
but there was still an outside hope with the easy schedule to start the year..... and since they're getting absolutely owned in the easy part the tough part isn't going to be pretty.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting to see what's up with Lackey and Bedard before completely flipping out
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
even with Bedard healthy
this offense and defensive absolutely horrid.... look what they're doing against crap teams, imagine playing the good ones?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Clement and Wlad will make up some hitting
if things continue like this but the pitching staff gets more wins.
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Offense: 4.43 runs/game
AL average: 4.36 runs/game
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
When you use statistics you can prove anything!
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
the level of competition
gives the M's the 4.43 runs/game
That will be going down considerably when the competition level goes up.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels =! good competition?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Apr 15, 2008 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
The pitcher that makes all of us stop caring about the game altogether
And make the thread we did tonight.
Manager needs quotations.
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anyone remember
when Bob Melvin and Brian Price were the worst things in a Mariner uniform? Wonder what those two would do for this craptastic team, considering what they've done with Arizona.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 14, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I expected us to be managed by an inbred, cross-spiecies, fas baby with downs syndrome from Montana by the year 2014.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 14, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
To this day, I still don't understand what people's problem with Bob Melvin was.
Besides running Bobby Madritch into the ground. And since he's never done anything remotely close to that again, I chalk it up to rookie manager mistake.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I'm sure we had our reasons
completely rational reasons, as we are wont to have.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhhh Willie Playing first, bad bullpen managment, not Looooooooou
he's not great, but not horrible either
Free Barry Bonds
Good gravy it's like he aged 30 years
and just how low was his hairline before the recession anyway?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Squinty.
Squinty: Gosh I just don't know what's wrong with this team. Our lineup is filled with veteran hitters who've been through the wars and our pitching rotation is rock solid. I guess the only weak link is the bullpen and those damn kids who just won't learn their roles. I can assure you we're working to address that. Billy's looking over the waiver wire to bring in some veteran talent as we speak.
there's something wrong with Ichiro. After he got that fat raise, he got fat and doesn;t want to run. [/bakerposter]
Mr. X can go fuck himself
then hurl himself into a vat of acid.
Resin isn't Cheating can do the same.
X is signficantly worse.
Though Resin does piss me off. Thank god for Adam.
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? Adam has a book?
I don't know who he is, other than he echoes the correct points most of the time.
...and now I'm here
I'm intrigued.
Tell me more.
...and now I'm here
see my reply below
He put out a Cafepress book last season under "Pedro Calderon", I would have bought it but I didn't want to give that asshole my money, name, or address. I somewhat regret it now though, it would have been funnier than sliced bread..
Free Barry Bonds
I think Brett and someone else did.
Like the trolls will show themselves in person.
Free Barry Bonds
The guy who used to run Mariners Revolution
He since changed his name to Pedro Calderon and claimed he is Cuban (in order in enhance his baseball street cred) and now runs "Baseball Mistress".
He posts as Resin Isn't Cheating, hates the entire blogosphere, has the maturity of a 3 year old, and is dumber than Mike Morse is graceful.
His site(s) are the most hilarious on the web.
Free Barry Bonds
His last post on Baker's blog:
"I really wish a reporter could get a straight answer why Ichiro needs a sacrifice or hit and run to get to second base. Is it Ichiro afraid of injury or does Mac doesn't want to steal with Ichiro?"
To be fair
Mac did say he was going to have his team run more and Ichiro is probably the only person starter capable of running on the team.
That's nothing
compared to his articles about how the M's were moving to another city (from last year), or that Bavasi was plotting to mentally abusw Jose Lopez because he didn't hand him the starting job in 2005.
Free Barry Bonds
This is great.
But please never write my biography.
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I think either is Mr. X
(which, bravo, brilliant-- but used your talents for good), or he is so stupid he doesn't realize that Mr. X is a) a fake, and b) mocking him.
Free Barry Bonds
The little war him and Jason Churchill had a few years back was most entertaining.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Yeah, that caused him to tear down the Revolution
and go into the blogger witness protection program.
Free Barry Bonds
That dude has been playing that character for years.
I can't believe people still fall for it.
Free Barry Bonds
You know, that might actually be my fault.
I prodded people who were bashing on LL and USSM to actually post over there with some serious questions.
I think AKMarinersFan was one of them. He posted here, but failed to bring the serious questions.
AK1984 was an old timer.
Came before I did.
...and now I'm here
Recurring Baker Commenter
IQ of our estimated wins this season.
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Damn. I'm surprised he's capable of typing.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Legally retarded is 70. Considered "mildly retarded"
50 is moderate, I think 25 is extreme.
He qualifies for moderate, since he has the physical ability to type but otherwise is just vomiting all over the keyboard.
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Dude he's a smart guy.
He might waste all his intelligence, but he has that character down to a tee.
Free Barry Bonds
Everyone experiments in college.
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I recall reading this crap.
...and now I'm here
I had Olde Suffolk English Ale last night.
It was delicious.
...and now I'm here
At least Lou would be entertaining.
Squinty just takes naps in the dugout.
Speaking of Lou
See the new Pepsi commercial? Would've looked better if it was at the Safe with Lou in an M's jersey. Ah the glory days.
So given that you're somehow still awake
how would you best characterize your current emotional state?
(A) rapey
(B) not not rapey
(C) !=rapey
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And if you choose C I know you're lying
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Professor Happiness is dead
at least we still have Admiral Wrists.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, people who are actually suicidal are so crazy
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if I ever do want to kill myself
I won't be able to because I'll be laughing too hard about this entire conversation.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This game thread
has officially been my baptism into Lookout Landing.
Look what you've done to us Paddock
LOOK
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he hasn't had to watch the playoffs
):<
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that hardly seems fair...
This actually reminds me of one of my favorite conversations of all time.
I also like comment #3
although #5 is pretty intriguing.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pfft...Admiral Wrists
would never command a royalist ship.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff, there are people who can help you.
You just have to tell the police officers the truth.
Thats a pretty good commercial
I was too young and naive to evaluate his managerial skills when he was here, but he is pretty damn entertaining, you gotta give him that
3-2?
That's like three too many goals for a Minnesota game.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, that's the crappiest MSpaint job ever.
But I love it anyway.
...and now I'm here
I do have photoshop. I'm just lazy and have never used it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No excuses.
It's still awesome.
...and now I'm here
Certain things are much better when MS Painted
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 14, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You should have done it on KidPix
God I miss KidPix.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Christopher Walken is the father of all creation.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 14, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you're referring to the Fatboy Slim video
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 14, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
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