4/13: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Down 2-0. The score in the head is much much worse.
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Someone told me this is a boy.
T/F ?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make one
About how you get all of your opinions from the blogosphere and can't think for your fucking self.
That'd be funny too.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thinking for yourself is good, unless you're completely wrong
then its OK to go with the blogosphere
by thenatural on Apr 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you related to him?
No other logical explanation here, I'm afraid
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I go out to get my car battery replaced
And you guys lose Bedard while I'm out? Jerks. >:(
by iheartjavelinas on Apr 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a shame we have such a fucking awful lineup today.
This lineup would make Zito look like a Cy Young candidate again.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is amazing at eluding those tags..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I imagine him sliding in completly flat against the ground head to toe
No logical explanation for his forward momentum, like he has a skateboard under him or something
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro hurts this team by making high-risk steals
No seriously, he does.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That stolen base helps my fantasy team!
And by 'my fantasy team' I mean 'the Mariners'
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate that Lopez probably thinks he had a good at bat there
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont think that this was a prod. ab per definition.
Not with one out.
by Schuxu on Apr 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when there was talk of us
signing Delgado and playing Sexson in LF?
At least that didn't happen
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
there was a point in time where a much younger me was all over that idea.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was dubious about it
but at the time I wouldn't have been up in arms if it would have happened
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine an OF with Sexson and Ibanez in the corners? wow.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah dude
he could pull dozens of home runs back from over the fence
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEAL HOME ICHIRO
I'd like that to happen.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just saw him.. laughed out loud.
He has such a happy "I am cracked out and like the fun noises" look on his face
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is probabl te most boring at bat
I've ever seen.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have more black ballgirls than we have black Mariners
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni is dark enough
To turn a couple guys to the other side.
...
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true
Yuni makes 98% of Africa look like Anderson Cooper.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't Yuni and Beltre black?
I can't really tell.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
African descent does not black make
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're Afro-Hispanics. Blacks are African-Americans
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they're [arbitrary distinction], whereas
[arbitrary distinction]s are [arbirtrary distinction]s.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can't hit lefties
So that was a good at-bat by his standards
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That at bat looked like a hot streak ending.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh - it was Raul against a lefty..
He turns back in to Ra_l when that happens
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ral?
Sounds like an Indian pop-star.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those girls have had more than enough Rally Fries
time for a Rally Treadmill
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the ________?
I love that place.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa, didn't post all the way
I'm taking 5 hot girls to the Red Sox series in July. Would this be a good time to get me some rally fries?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking 5 hot girls to the Red Sox series
in Late July.
Would this be a good time to acquire rally fries?
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY, THOSE'RE HIS SISTERS
(so, yes, he IS from northern Idaho)
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I'm sure Bedard's problem is that he doesn't like day games.
by Fett42 on Apr 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...he's a vampire?
A gimpy vampire?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
I can't remember the last time a pitchout actually worked.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Howie "The Jet" Kendrick
is immune to pickles
by Dukey on Apr 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP BEING OPTIMISTIC
BEDARD IS DEAD
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He didn't know the Seattle streets well, being new in town
and got the "Mia Zapata" special.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does this team
get so many hits off of poor swings?
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ever seen Angels in the Outfield?
Yeah. That's reality.
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a horrific disease.
Pussy Shingles
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Tigers are 2-10, we get it they were supposed to go 162-0
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God Baek is more worried than normal.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joel is getting owned by San Francisco.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
only $13m left on that contract!
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Blowers ever sound enthused about anything?
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Sims is overenthusiastic about everything...
So I think its a nice balance
by thenatural on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's just tired
I think he's addicted to quaaludes.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni should have showed Cairo over and caught it
Also, why didn't they go with Morse at 3rd and Willie in right?
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never thought I'd look at the lineup and think to myself
"needs more Willie"
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked scary off the bat
Thank God we have Morse out there though!!!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenji Johjima is going to hit a home run in this game
I'm batting 1.000 for the season on Kenji predictions, why stop now!?
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, and you're why he's sucking so bad
Cut it out already
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict Kenji Johjima won't hit a home run today
better?
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji Johjima is going to be Japanese in this game.
I can just feel it.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Baek
just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Intentional Nirvana quote?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looooooong time.
He was a super two, right? That's means he's under Orioles control until 2011, right?
by redwolf75 on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf.
ANKLES ARE NOT PART OF THE STRIKE ZONE
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera
Wizard of the OC, not missing that guy.
by marinator on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry Bonds.
See what I did there? It's kind of like the Bond, James Bond thing from a famous series of movies..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie's slide
reminded me of Willie Mays Hayes.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Mike Morse!
Reach base so next inning won't be Cairo-Burke-Yuni
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Ron Fairly.
I never thought I'd say that.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Rick Rizs isn't on TV anymore.
Thank god for small miracles.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what you get for badmouthing Mike Morse.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cairo starting
elves everywhere celebrate
by Nick S on Apr 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joke's on you, Matthews
he was trying to get out
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you HGH
He tried to suck there, but then thought better of it
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joel PIneiro v. SF:
3.2 IP, 8H, 6R, 0K, 1HR
This is an outstanding contract.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adjusted for legitimate opponent:
3.2 IP, 34H, 49R, 72 HR
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That takes talent
Giving up home runs which take away runs from t he battinghb team?
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, has anyone taken a look at the lineup that LaRussa ran out there today?
Schumaker
Miles
Ankiel
Ludwick
Duncan
Washington
Molina
Pineiro
Kennedy
by Teej on Apr 13, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE thought we had a 65% chance of winning this game at one point
how cute
by Matthew on Apr 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have run out of beer.
This is why God invented gin
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still wonder if you actually watch these games, Jeff
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're so fucking annoying Figgins
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would like to see a offsping with
Richie's power and tallness, with Figgins' ability to make contact, run, play not horrible defense and name spelling skills.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go out on a limb
and predict a ground ball to second
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Minor League Wrap-Up is posted below this Part 2 Game Thread
I have found that staying away from Mariner games on bad Mariner days has helped me, so I'll do that for now.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you Cairo, Beltre catches that
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I ate a skunk spray jelly bean last night
Watching this game is much like that.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heeyyyy walking Vlad with first open?
Thankkkkk you!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's about what I expected..
Some post in the first game thread sayin 4 or 5 innings - he hasnt thrown much and cannot possibly be stretched out enough to go deep in the game. That being said, He still looked like he had something left - but oh well
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Baek couldn't get through five
He wasn't bad.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Although better to take him out too early
.... than too late. We can't afford to get far behind with this anemic lineup,
by saltydog75 on Apr 13, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No dead classmates to inspire him.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's alla bout the roles, Jeff.
It's a high leverage situation against a lefty! We need our situation lefty to pitch.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joy, potatoes with the bases juiced
So much for no pressure
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...do I watch Potatoes blow this or do I play Super Metroid instead?
I've gotten to the point where I can do a perfect 100% item game in 1h20m.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blow it open, I suppose.
Good point.
But really, I just want to talk about how great Super Metroid still is.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McLaren is my hero
I never thought such dumbasses could one day end up being so succesful, even if it is merely in title alone.
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really we should be down by 1, not two
If Morse doesn't lay on his ass for a half an hour.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There were two outs on that play
both runs would have scored
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Potatoes
Doesn't have the right mental makeup to pitch in the 5th with runners on first and second and two out.
This is a bad move.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh...were the runners going?
Why didn't Cairo try for the around-the-horn DP?
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus asking the same question. He seemed to think Cairo had time.
But we shouldn't doubt Miguel's VETERAN INSTINCTS
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a bad play by Cairo
But Beltre makes that with time to spare.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tag Figgins then throw out Anderson you idiot.
FIGGINS IS RUNNING TOWARDS YOU
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't question his veteran grit
It'll only hurt your head.
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More lovely Mike Morse defense
WAY TO GO!
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Mike Morse is way better than Brad WIlkerson
by Matthew on Apr 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Morse just killed an entire litter of puppies.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not even fucking close, man
I don't even get the argument
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now shut up about Mike Morse already.
He is bad.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steven Hawking would have caught that
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unfair advantage.
He has a motorized wheel chair, for God's sake, motorized.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad for Potatoes
he just got Morse'd in the A.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God wwe're getting served by the Angels.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
I know that never gets ruled an error, but good lord it was misplayed.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so yeah, this game is over.
and EOF is going to get the blame for things not his fault. Ditto Baek.
by Matthew on Apr 13, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In all fairness, Mac was conceding this game with this lineup, right? Right?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 13, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So how many more outings until EOF gets optioned to work on things?
He just looks lost.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's also hard to pitch when you're not good at pitching
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he disagrees with us that means he's thinking for himself
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The stats told me you're wrong
The Eqa of this post is below average.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't use pythag to project the future
wait what are we talking about?
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure
But I graphed it and it has a downward projection.
Yeah, I failed math.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, inducing a double play ground and a weak flyout before giving up a line drive
Such terrible pitching
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"O'Flaherty with another bad outing"
Open your fucking eyes Sims.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing man
What you said, not what sims said.
by Fin on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is opening his eyes
that's the scary thing.
by saltydog75 on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners Motto this year is "Two outs, so what?"
Unfortunately, it's for when they're on defense.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what Bavasi/Mac get
For not understanding defense.
by phil333 on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
Cairo made a pretty decent effort on that play.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His effort was okay but his ability is not
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't ask for anything more
It's not his fault that he's out there.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is
He could open a car wash or something, work on his golf.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO PITCH THE LAST FOUR INNINGS
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So do people here think that O'face is bad
or is it just the casual fans?
by Fin on Apr 13, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K
I just talk to my friends who don't read on blogs, and all of them seem convinced O;'Flaherty sucks based on his unfortunate outings in baltimore.
by Fin on Apr 13, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody sucked in Baltimore. And I do mean everybody.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not too worried
This one guy is the same guy who thinks that they should call up arthur rhodes, so I would easily not take what he has to say to heart.
by Fin on Apr 13, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully just the casual fans.
Without a doubt he's struggling right now, but innings like this? He did what he was asked and got boned by the defense twice in a row.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn casual fans!
Ruining everything and fucking your girlfriends!
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casual fans steal my "casual fit" button-fly jeans.
It's getting fucking annoying.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whew
that was close.
ok boys let's learn to hit.
by phil333 on Apr 13, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The way the lineup is performing
No victory for Bedard either
by Fett42 on Apr 13, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See, if we had Dickey this game would still be fun to watch
Instead its painful
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would we have had the same retarded lineup with Bedard pitching?
Or did Mac decide to give up after Bedard got hurt?
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was wondering too
I can see both sides of the argument I guess
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Morse 1-2 with a K is about what yo expect from Wilk
And a BB and a line drive from Cairo
by Fett42 on Apr 13, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could argue that if we had Wilk out there
it would be 0-0, although I don't know if he catches either of the balls Morse missed...
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh, he easily catches the second one
The first is debatable, but no starting OF in the league fucks up that second play like Morse did.
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i missed the live play
all I saw was a replay of Morse getting turned around like an idiot
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine Beltre might have played
But Burkes pretty standard for a sunday afternoon game, and Morse is who they're going to against lefties...
by thenatural on Apr 13, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is one of those must respond innings..
At least get something going offense!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Royals are going to anhilate us
Especially Guillen
by Fett42 on Apr 13, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember how we thought he'd annihilate the Angels?
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were happier times
But hey, we won the series!
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hit a homer...
and got into a brawl with Steroid McSteroid (Donnelly) who was playing for the Red Sox at the time... does that count?
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Ichiro doesn't reach, I quit and am playing xbox
by seattlebruin on Apr 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's time for more Six Feet Under, myself
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless it's on CBS
To hell with that bullshit.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real men
watch the UK version of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Okay, Dexter too.
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Been there... done that...
But my 2k8 Mariners hit about as well as the real ones. And Bonds won't sign with me :(
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The annoying thing is when Ichiro retires after the 2009 season..
It has happened to me 3 times now.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't get around that either.
I had to convert one of my prized shortstop prospects to CF.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am playing Super Mario RPG now as I listen on my computer
Fuck yeah.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saunders has one strikeout
man the current incarnation of their rotation is bad.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix/Silva/Washburn/Tits/Baek.
I miss Jeff Weaver
by Graham on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva, Washburn and Tits are functional
If Baek sucks, we can replace him with Dickey.
What the Angels have is the best they can come up with right now.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I keep saying Saunders has a no-hitter even when he doesn't
Will that make him give up a hit?
by Fett42 on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
39 strikes, 37 balls for Saunders
what a gem
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna ask about that
He seems to be throwing an inordinate amount of balls to be having such a good (on the face) game
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I just got here and started watching the game
Can someone summarize what's happened? Did Baek simply blow up or was he just unlucky?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really Baek's fault
Costly defensive mistakes mostly
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It turns out Morse and Cairo suck.
Who knew?
by Liebkartoffel on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us idiots...
need to come to our own conclusions and accept that Mike Morse is good.
Above average at playing the defense even.
by PLU Tim on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you jinxed him! you ass
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morse is useful
I'm confused at those who give him the Bloomquist treatment.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would make Tim wrong as well
I'm guessing you went after me instead of him because you consider me an easier target.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I went after you because Tim was joking.
Stop picking battles for no reason.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, sarcasm meter was broken
I didn't know Tim was joking. It makes sense.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was gone as well
Sidenote: i was in the wrong thread for the last3 inning or so, stupid me
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Usually we need to be admonished not to cheer for the injuries of OTHER team's players
And now we're cheering for an injury to our own guy.
How far we've fallen, and how fast.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I know.
And I'm not gonna lie: I was hoping he was hurt too. Just put Wilkerson in for fuck's sake.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there ya go
Morse to the DL
Call up Wlad
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow Morse is bad.
This is why Ichiro doesn't dive. You get there faster running anyway.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul almost lost thatone, haha
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our outfield defense
Is as awesome as our offense.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We look like a bunch of drunken midgets out there.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
DEFENSE! Mac fix this fucking team please.
by phil333 on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul says
anything you can do I can do just as sucky
by Nick S on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So... what's up with EOF
he have some kind of injury we're unaware of?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay so he's doing some things wrong
but he's deserved much better today.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes looked fairly bad all year to me...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An acute case of line drives
But yeah, that hasn't helped.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Potatoes is fine.
His defense is killing him.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slow start
which is being compounded by playing a bigger role in the pen than he's suited for.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's Baker going to justify the defense today?
Blame all goes to Potatoes again, right?
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do you care so much about Baker?
if you hate his opinions quit reading his stuff......
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hate to break it to you, but
O'Flaherty hasn't been that sharp either. It's a combination of bad pitching and shitty defense that has sunk him.
by redwolf75 on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is pretty disgusting.
And very, very funny.
by Teej on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never understood that
Why there is an NHL team in south florida and not seattle.
by Fin on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 in Florida for some reason
nobody gives a shit about the Panthers anyway
by Nick S on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game has sucked, but I have a small sliver of hope
that this will somehow make Mac and Co. realize that Morse should not play the outfield.
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think its possible
The ball has really found him out there today, highlighting his craptastic defense. But yeah, Mac probably can't even see past the infield so not like he noticed
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game = no longer worth watching
See ya.
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon people, it's not Morse's fault.
This is wholly Squinty McClusterfuck's fault for playing him.
Also, why the fuck do people want Wlad called up? The man needs a regular job to work out the chinks in his game. Sitting his ass on the bench in Seattle won't help him much at all.
by redwolf75 on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend is a sensitive asian
But probably not in the way you mean
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God
This defense makes me want to find my leftover vicoden and use a bottle of vodka to wash them down.
by joof on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum pulled
6 IP, 1 BB, 11 K
And I'm done with this game.
by Fett42 on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To think...
the M's could have him AND Adam Jones.....
by PLU Tim on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not like he's even finishing his pitches well.
IMO.
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let the real fans at the game do what they want!
They're paying for our players
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They boo failure
If they're gonna boo Richie when he doesn't perform, they're gonna boo the pitcher if he doesn't perform, no matter who it is.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's giving up hits and runs and stuff.
It's all his fault
by Smegmalicious on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, Potatoes really HAS lost it right now.
There's no excuse for not letting Gary Matthews get himself out.
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't Potatoes' fault either
Someone should have been playing behind the bag, clearly.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why bother with the games?
Just read the blogs and have your opinions made for you!
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a ground-ball with the infield up.
Exactly what he wanted to have happen.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude seriously...
Did your wife leave you today or something?
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's backtracking from his endless ridiculous defense of Morse
and parlaying it into a subjective hatred of Potatoes.
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a feeling this is the last game we'll see Potatoes for a while.
Hello waiver-wire gascan.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wuts up guyz im st3v3 kl1n3

Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we have the infield in there?
For the love of God, why?
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You really thnk they would have gotten to that?
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the infield is at normal depth, yes.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasn't hit that hard, they might have at least kept in the infield
but that's not the point. Down 5-0, Yuni and Lopez should have been at DP depth. Not that any of this matters
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
quit forming his opinion for him
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watched the replay, you're right.
Still wasn't indicative of a bad performance though. More bad luck.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ground ball of the glove = base hit
poor EOF, he's getting the Shaun Alexander treatment.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But isn't Shaun not that good
I'm not as educated on football.
by Fin on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the speed left him, his cutback style failed to work.
Get ball, cutback, dropped for a loss of six.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you there
Still love the guy, though.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That analogy doesn't work
Shaun Alexander genuinely does suck now.
by OlSalty on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm seriously afraid O'Flaherty is going to come off the field, head to the locker, and weep like a baby
by esoteric on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's with the booing?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariner fans trying to show
they aren't just sheep that follow what the scoreboard says????
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People are upset they skipped church to watch this offense
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They paid to see Bedard.
And instead they got this. I'm booing at home. Not at EOF, just at the whole spectacle.
by Teej on Apr 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So can we call EOF's start to the season "The Potato Famine"?
by SethGrandpa on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Unfortunately I've yet to find any good famine pictures.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just put Yuni, Ichiro, and Lopez out there
Fuck the corner OF.
by Garces on Apr 13, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever happened to the Hargrove decision tracker?
There would be so much more material for the McLaren equivalent
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what's awesome?
Not this.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8 run-rally capped by a 530 foot grand slam by Cairo
I feel it in my bones.
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the least spectacular bad inning in a long time
Singled to death.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just like that disaster start from Jeff Weaver against the Royals
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That set my liver back 15 years.
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I left that game after about the 6th
I found a nearby bar and drank heavily.
by Gomez on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the good news department
EOF just lowered his ERA by about 10
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great outing!
O'Flaherty lowered his ERA one WHOLE point!
by redwolf75 on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that's the problem!
Potatoes is baked! He'd be doing better if he laid off the herbage.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, that's not right... what's his new nickname?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loafy!
Now I remember.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somehow
if Richie homered here, a 7-2 deficit would seem more depressingly insurmountable than 7-0.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
7-0 is hilariously awful.
7-2 is just depressing.
by BrianL on Apr 13, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson is often both.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he drinks beer and is a nice guy!
Lay off will you!
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I literally just told my friend that..
I don't want a HR here, just a bunch of hits..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for another Vidro DP?
Greg Norton on deck for Morse!!!!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Saunders isn't good
it'll be awesome when baseball realizes this.
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA DFA
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JoVi...
Get on this.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Greg Norton has a chance to make one hell of a Mariner debut here
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By grounding into a double play right?
Because that's what Mariners do...
by dkulich on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit slopez
i woulda made it home...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 13, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Norton: .637 career OPS vs. lefties
ahahaha
by Jeff on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh...
I hate it when this team gets my hopes up.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this statement
BUT WOOOOO NORTON!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wooooooooooooooooo false hope
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay...a bench player who isn't worthless!
by SethGrandpa on Apr 13, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's up with every announcer in the world having a massive hard-on for veterans?
Free Barry Bonds
by JI on Apr 13, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all analysts
were, at one point, veterans themselves... and usually mediocre ones.
by sammy on Apr 13, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pinch hit here, gotta pinch hit here, right?
by ack on Apr 13, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice honeymooners reference Sims
you're so damn white.
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 13, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo EGYPT!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 13, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to be optimistic
But...we just broke into the Angels bullpen.
This thing is a flying piece of melted shit.
We aren't COMPLETELY dead yet
by cwel87 on Apr 13, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you forget
its facing the mariner offense
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 13, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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