4/12: Open 18+ Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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At least we don't have Zito's contract.
hilarity ensues
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Two outs hits do not intrinsically weight anything Dave,
so they therefore cannot be "worth their weight in gold"
He's going to strike out on this pitch
yes I'm aware its 2-0
A 2-0 count to Sexson
What is this, 2004? I didn't think Richie remembered how to take 2 pitches in a row.
SEXXXXXXXY
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
RICHIE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
was that an 89 MPH fastball right down the middle
and RIchie swung right through it?
If you select MLB audio
you get a trippy LSD-themed background to Dave Niehaus' call.
YWYYSSHJSJKSKJDCJK
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I tried "RICHIE!!!!"
In the old thread and failed... soo....
RICHIE!!!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
So basically there have been five batters in this inning and every one of them
has smoked the baseball
I feel like I shouldn't know who that is but I do
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Google her and thank me for introducing you to the bounty
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I know who she is....reread my statement
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I now stop watching this game to go to a movie with my girlfriend....
At least I leave on a happy note.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Haha Garland is terrible.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I have never seen a Wilko hit before!
What next?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
RICHIE!
We're lucky that Jon Garland truly does suck.
Jon Garland should stop giving up line drives
and maybe he would suck less
richie yay
wow, that's a wonderful surprise to go with my free thai dinner tonight. woot!
And all of this wouldn't have happened
If their left fielder was decent
Angels signing Garland < Mariners signing Silva
By a landslide. Garland is terrible, Silva is adequate.
The Angels traded for Garland.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
They actualy traded a pretty good player for him too
by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
All the Sexson shame
now is laid on the feet of Jon Garland. Good to see that someone sucks less than Richie.
A lot of guys suck less than Richie.
You want the ones that suck more
by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I am happy again now.
Please do not un-happy me, Mariners.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Is he gonna talk about the roids he took?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I almost agree with you I guess
Garland's pitch selection:
1. Sinker that doesn't really sink
2. "changeup"
3. Waning fastball
no, 10% to 9%
but Horacio got groundballs.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what the best part of all this is?
Bedard starts tomorrow, so we can blow this game and still take the series. 1-2 punch eh?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Bedard is not 'Bedard' yet though.
We need to wait until June time for the man. So don't be too cocky.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
silva is the body blow between the right hook and left hook to the face
the fat body blow...
Yeah
I don't want the M's blowing ANY games to the Angels. Let's hope we continue to under-suck thm for a few more innings.
no
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
If I go outside and see a guy in a Comcast polo shirt
He might get piledriven through the sidewalk. This in-and-out internet is stupid and must be his fault :P
dome means head
you know that right?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dome does not mean Head.
You Yanks are crazyyyyyyyyy...
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Silva getting smoked.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
how did he hit that?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
Kendrick and Kotchman are the only reason I am
still watching this game.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Sherrill with another save today
one run
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Cmon, lets strand these tuggers...
Just one more out...
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
We're about to strand 2 more baserunners.
I can feel it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Like that day he signed a $48 Million contract?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Karma realized how ridiculously unfair to the Mariners that deal was
And is trying to correct it.
Let's hope they keep Garland in
It's soooo much fun teeing off on him on every pitch
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I can buy all these in my local grestedes
are any of them any good?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
three philos.
warning: do not drink the entire bottle on an empty stomach.
Living in L.A. now
and I love that I can go to any grocery store or corner store and buy some hard liquor. I'm thinking about celebrating/drinking away my misery after this game.
RICHIE!!!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING A PLAY! Whew.. Silva wriggled off the hook
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe Keeley Hazell's are real
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Lol, well at least it was a GB base hit Gar
Moral victory
Dude Sims, Betancourt is not as good as you think he is.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
He said it himself
he's hitting in the 9 hole, and his defense isn't as great as it needs to be to be a superstar
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
DEFENCESEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TYUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hey, see that sign in the background?
Bret Michaels coming to the Emerald Queen Casino.
No videotaping allowed.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
MY COCK JUST GREW WAYYYY BIG
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Uh.....yeah....
If there ever was a line in GTE, your straddling it.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
with his huge..,,
I fucking hate you Mariners
I can't tell if this is legit or being forced
but it's a little frightening, what with it being April and all.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, seems forced to me.
Hence my comment.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
We are already Fucking the Man
But you can have sloppy seconds
the level of homo-eroticism in LL is disturbing
Rule 1: you do not talk about GTE
Rule 2: you do not talk about GTE
by lemonverbena on Apr 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If Mathis blocked the plate like Joh did
it might have been a bit closer
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I don't even understand how he missed that.
A little leaguer fields that ball.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Does that count at a double or a single for Ichiro?
My knowledge of scoring those types of plays is still weak.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Why not a double?
So I know for next time.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Puh?
And they rip on Ichiro for doing that with RISP...
Favor the Bold
Jesus Christ I am an idiot..
I rewound my TiVo to see the Richie HR and forgo to go back to live.. and here I was wondering how everyone was ahead of me!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Why bunt with none out?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Wow, who could have predicted this?
Listening to Dave and Blowers knob that idiotic fucking decision makes me despair at the human condition
WHAT?! THAT WAS FAIR!!!!
BULLLLLLLLSHIT
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
On replay, it was the correct call.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Foul ball?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Is this reliever any good?
Not familiar with him.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Uhhh... Whatcha swingin at?
And there was the first K of the game!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry, Vidro has been killing us all day.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
well shit
that was an exciting inning for only one run
portland timbers?
ruck you portland, we have an MLS team.
That was quite the route for HGH.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
How did we score only one again there?
Oh yeah I remember now, because we bunted with none out!
Muppet.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
In retrospect, the bunt was a fucking retarded idea
Well, not in retrospect.....It was pretty retarded while it was happening too
McLaren cost his team a run
with that fucking bunt. I'd hope the M's would acknowledge this when evaluating their manager, but they probably won't.
Bad feeling about this inning...
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
probably because Silva has been sucking for the last 5 innings straight
and he's just been getting lucky
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com