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All right, we're all adults. It's safe to cut loose.

HOMER: If you're happy and you know it, say a swear!
NELSON: Boobs!
MILHOUSE: Hiney!
RALPH: Mittens!

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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FUCKING BALLS

I clicked on the wrong link

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giardi

I think I would have put Manny on there.... 2nd and 3rd two outs, Manny already having gone yard on Mussina... I'd rather take my chances with Youkilis then Manny.

Instead 2 run double Red Sox back on top 3-2

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm really amazed at how few posts there are on the other SB Nation blogs

I swear, we have more posts pre-game than most have post-game

by saltydog75 on Apr 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pfft, fuck Thomas the Tank Engine

Bob the Builder dude.

A series win.....Can we build it? You bet your sweet ass we can.

by Notor on Apr 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shitfuck

Damn. Hell. Piss.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this goddamn shit

We're going to kick some fucking ass

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm not gonna lie

i clicked on the under 18 even though i'm 26. Go play the balloons game and see what score you get. i got an 82.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I scored a 135

But I'm pretty sure that gives me -1 billion in life

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

me too! and I'm halfway to the moon too (thanks g&t!)! for some reason I do better at games while up in space.

by ewakio on Apr 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

And clicking the yellow ones is fun. It looks like it's splattering piss all over the place.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

111

I need to practice this for a bit.

The
Richie,
the

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 12, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

118

I actually broke out a mouse for my laptop JUST for this.

by iheartjavelinas on Apr 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got an 82 using a mousepad.

i need something better to do...

br

by sirbrianwilson on Apr 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was anyone else nervous enough

About filtered links to a game thread that they checked the URL to make sure we weren't being HHrolled?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meekrab

That is all

I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little

by Sportszilla on Apr 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang

i thought i did good...

I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I got 253 on the whistle game

then I stopped caring. how's everyone else doing on that one?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I told B.J. last year his brother was better

He flipped me off.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah..on that CF landing

Me and my buddy were chanting at him that "Justin's Better"...after we got a few more people on the landing to chime in he turned around after a pitch and flipped us off. Which only egged us on more, of course.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm pretty sure

i'd rather get run over by a train than play the whistle game long enough to get up to 253. F that.

I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

This is the funniest fucking thing yet on this site. Thomas the tank engine! I'd write lol but I think writing lol is fucking corny

by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't look down...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

My web filter at work won't let me go to the under 18 site. Fuck this shit.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um so ... what went down in last nights game thread?

This year has been great already for GT's, don;t ya think?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's just say

I learned where the line is for what flies and what doesn't in the face of GTE. Only by crossing it, of course.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That must have been a hell of a popup

Allowed Ankiel enough time to circle the bases and wait on home plate for the catcher to drop the catch. That's how it happened, right?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did not even notice that...

I'd guess swinging bunt that shattered the bat and hit everyone with splinters rendering them unable to make a play on it.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THERE WERE NO ERRORS SO THEY HAVE GREAT DEFENSES

HOW MANY OTHER TEAMS WOULD HAVE THE CATCHER ATTEMPT TO CATCH THE HOMERUN? INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On Gameday it says he hit the homer to CF

But then if you look at the location of the hit, it seems to be behind home plate. Maybe he hit it so hard that it circumnavigated the globe and ended up behind the catcher.

by timc on Apr 12, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's the fun in that?

I was enjoying the rampant speculation

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every start Silva will ever make for the M's, I will expect him to lose.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Silva gets a bad rap, he's a pretty decent pitcher. He's not gonna blow other teams away but he also won't give the game away either.

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am just a pessimist/realist bread on a steady diet of M's blogs.

The first M's related website I ever found was USSM. Go figure.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he sucked too...

until I read about him from somewhere else than USSM. I soon figured out that he isn't a bad pitcher, just a wildly overpaid one. If the Mariners signed him for what, 3 or 4 million a year, it'd actually be a good deal for the mariners, but paying a middle of the rotation starter 12 million a year is just stupid. I suppose USSM used its groupthink powers on its readers to convince them he's a bad starter. (the last sentence was sarcasm, I realize there is no way to interpret sarcasm into text on the internet).

by Fin on Apr 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with Silva for...

4 years 32 million, but I dont' see him as that much better than RA Dickey, or Feierabend (though he did suck last year, but looks decent in his one start this year)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just sleep now, and then wake up when the game starts

and then sleep again after it ends. If you are having trouble falling asleep, just choke yourself a little

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Wrong reply?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was pretty awesome

I've still got a mixed bag of GTE lingering from last night, it was that good.

On the one hand, I'm still really pissed about that defensive debacle of an 8th inning that almost gave the game away. That was disgraceful and it's happened way too often this season. I think if I see another one of those two error innings with the game on the line I might just snap and throw my beer through the t.v..

On the other hand, I'm overjoyed that we won and have a pretty good chance of winning this series now.

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do we underage people have to have our

reps tarnished by Coach? His personality represents .01% of all 16-17 year olds.

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So in the NLCS last year, Justin Upton, after sliding hard

into 2nd base to break up a DP, was hit by a pitch in his next at bat. He was a little pissed and Troy Tulowitzki told him "Hey calm down, we didn't want to hit you, we want you in the box. Because your nothing but a .200 hitter." (this is paraphrasing, but it's close).

20 year old Justin Upton, after going 3-3 with his 5th homer today(which is tied for the major league lead) is now hitting .415/.447/.805.

Tulowitzky is hitting .159/.245/.205.

The DBacks are 9-2. The Rockies are 5 games back at 4-7.

What now Tulowitzky? Who's the .200 now you little bitch.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I found the actual quote

"Why would we hit you?" Tulowitzki barked. "You're a .200 hitter! We want you in the box! Shut up and go to the bag!"

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other news, the Braves released Player A.

Link

The Braves released Spiezio on Saturday after he showed up to a AAA Richmond Braves game unprepared to play Friday, according to Braves general manager Frank Wren.

"We had an agreement with Scott," Wren said. "There were three things we asked him to do: No. 1 is to continue his aftercare, which included testing, No. 2, that he attend AA [meetings] and No. 3 he would show up at the park every day ready to play. And yesterday he was not ready to play."

Wren declined further comment on why Spiezio was unprepared to play. Spiezio’s agent Barry Meister declined to comment on specifics on Saturday as well.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah. Why doesn't the quote ever extend past the first line?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW CAN WE FAST-FORWARD TIME?

Is it like the 75 word limit on fanposts?

one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later....

...dammit, this isn't working.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakland is pissing me off.

I didn't want to believe USSM but ... were they right about the A's?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot streak.

This doesn't strike me as being sustainable but they could settle around .500.

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm only watching this game because I'm curious

how many runs our bullpen will give up tonight.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess we lead the AL in walks

I think we're close to filling our quota already.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

We need to get those pesky walks out of the way early so we can swing all we want later in the season.

by joof on Apr 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We lead the league in IBB

not so much because our hitters are so good as so many of them are so bad.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since we're over 18 now, can we post boobs?

I can imagine some pretty hilarious photoshops. Vidro with boobs. Sexy. Think about it.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papelbon is awesome.

His stuff and control is even better than JJ'.s IMO.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody remind me, is that an automatic 30 day ban or 60 day ban?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not

But he is good

But it's definitely not

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineups don't really matter so don't worry too much.

Unless they plugged Vidro in at leadoff, of course.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worry about any McClusterfuck tinkering

Vidro is not a power hitter, and the #5 hole should be a power hitters spot. Unfortunately, Sexson and Wilkerson don't interest me in the #5 hole either, so meh.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly

McLaren's tinkering is better than anything we've had in years.

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to dispute that

but it would be hard to do worse

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, FSN can eat a bowl of dicks.

If they want to show Jazz basketball here instead of baseball today, fine, whatever. But put that in the goddamn listings so I'm not beating my wife in rage when it's Mormon Pregame instead of Talking Microphone Nightly.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you call your dick

your wife? That's odd...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're asking that question

you don't go to enough parties, they're everywhere nowadays, can't have a party without beer or a bowl of dicks, standard

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had to dig the fan out of the garage today.

Nice and warm. Too bad it's not gonna last(at least not around here).

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After years of pretending I could live without it in San Diego,

I'm buying A/C tomorrow. I can't do another summer of this shit.

by Teej on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. I had company in town for four or five of those days, too.

In a one-bedroom apartment on the second floor. I don't care what anyone says, it DOES get too hot in San Diego sometimes.

by Teej on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that line drive looks EXACTLY like a popup.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm such a cheapass

Should've bought tickets, definitely the series to go to, specially Friday and Sunday

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...hit right at Raul Ibanez

AND HE"S THERE AND HE MAKES THE CATCH.

Raul's awesome cause he makes even these plays exciting

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Richie

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to KO that ball, Richie

It was a tough fight there for a few, but you managed to subdue it

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In between hop

Trust me..im critical of the guy every change..but a great play there. Although he's a pussy and wears a cup, I think

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's still 2.5 hours to go in the game at least

That's enough time for anyone in Western WA to organize a possie and go hand out justice

by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possie?

Paging AK.....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Silva looks extra greasy tonight

I'm starting to adore the grease.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7 pitches. Oh yeah,

this game's gonna go quick.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But, Garland's an ace!

You can never have enough pitching! Especially when given the chance to give away a Gold-Glove .300 shortstop for an aging flyball pitcher who cant strike out to save his life!

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need to send Garland a message right here

and it should read 'we have you by the short and curlies'

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish ichiro would at least start looking good

Doesn't have to get hits, but at least some good ABs

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah sorta

but Jose has some good numbers and is looking good/patient/notweakerthancrap/notlostlikealittlekidabandonedinamall

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its hilarious to me

how predictable Ichiro's seasons are and how hard a time the different systems have projecting him.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Howie

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Howie

You underachieving idiot.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha...that was funny.

It's always funny when it happens to the other guy.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm digging Jose's turquoise batting gloves.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game Thread Emotion

you know it when you see it.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll be here shortly

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game Thread Emotion

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Example A

is on Goose's signature

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh ok

I must have missed the birth of that term. I thought maybe it was something sexual

by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie's rusty.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs some oil

Just run your fingers through Silva's hair, Howie.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get back and it's already the bottom of the 1st

Who are these Angels? The Mariners or something?

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUULL!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rauuuuul

on fire!

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who says he has no legs?

triple!

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT IBANEZ

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your U's are infinite

You are the fucking man at the plate Rauuuuuul

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IBANEZ IS ON FIRE!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(ahem) (cough) UUUUUUUUL!

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sounds like me...

you got a bug or something?

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones

would've hit a homer

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA Garrett Anderson in LF

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Despite being slow in the OF

Raul actually get his fair share of triples

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

That looked like it was going alot farther.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon hotdog fingers

show them what you're made of

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That didn't look like a popup...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hate slampig

Get that outta the way before he flies out

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, I was completely fooled on that as well.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't want to admit it

but me too

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA WHAT A HORRIBLE HIT!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man,

Bonds would destroy Garland.

BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE VIDRO SMELLS SAUSAGE AT FIRST!!!!!!!!11111111

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VVVVVVVVIDRO

Nah, doesn't have that ring to it

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heart attack!

Raul with a triple and Vidro driving him in???

Wow!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo!!!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, we have an offense

This is a pretty decent feeling

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha Garland is terrible!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe that cleared the infield. >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahaha Jon Garland blows.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Sexy!

for all the sexson bashing, I think he's looking fairy decent this year
As long as he hits over 235 i'm fine

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO GOES 1st to 3rd!!

THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BAD OUTFIELD

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PROFESSIONAL SHITTER

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was meant to be
PROFESSIONAL S HITTER

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah there's the GTE

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice Richie

this is his game!*

*once a year

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is one professional pitcher

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SHITTY ARMS

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JON-NY GAR-LAND

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How come the Halos never make people

pay for errors this badly? >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um yesterday?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 errors in the same inning and we got 1 run.

Then left the bases loaded.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Wilk

I like saying "Wilk" so I need him to stay around.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson...

Looking bad...

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This ain't the Masters Wilk

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is especially sweet given Rev's intro to his game thread

"Jon Garland Verus Carlos Silva is going to be a fIP-fEST for you sTAT-hEADS."

by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

It's to the point where if I DON'T hear a mistake by Dave within an hour I think something's wrong.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Rich Harden and Halladay were totally healthy

I'd put them up there with the top 4 pitchers (felix bedard santana peavy)

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what's wrong with Halladay?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halladay isn't quite the man he used to be

Still very very good, but not what he used to be.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So....Wilkerson

good patience...but jesus..when he swings he turns into complete garbage as a player. His swing is so late and...ugly

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bat speed is the biggest thing for me when watching

he hasn't made enough good contact yet (i've only seen one great swing with contact for him).

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's really the same thing that's undone Richie as well

His bat has slowed down so much that he's looks like he's just guessing at the plate more often than not these days. It's a shame, because as perverse as it sounds, I've always liked the big lunkhead. I wish he wasn't deteriorating so clearly.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate these sonics commercials

The sonics just stand there... no one cares about the Sonics anymore,if they were being treated fairly, we might though

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was so not bradtastic

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by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just joined the game thread..

Did I miss anything? Started to read through it but got lazy - I figured this was the next best way.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm still having problems with silverlight

anyone know how to access the sound options so i can try and figure this shit out?

by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the...

Jon Garland has a 56% groundball rate so far this year.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

Only when he swings

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha yeah I hate those comments

On my rosters I went in and edited down Sexson and Ibanez's defensive ratings, and Ibanez's hitting vs LHP.

I don't understand why the game has the M's as the 7th best team.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Continuation of the Free Extra Innings thing from last night..

I talked to a guy at work tonight and he is getting it for free still too - anyone else in Arizona using Cox and getting it for free? I know there aren't too many AZ M's fans but yea - anyone?

by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Arizona and free baseball

The DBacks are offering Randy Johnson's return on mlb.tv for free on Monday against the Giants.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

This year, whenever I see him he has a sort of cocky Jeter look about him.

by HARRYP09 on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Silva has a shell?

Damn, that thing must be the biggest shell ever.

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think they meant Shell Station

greasy mo-fo

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Geoff Baker

With Raul turning three singles into doubles in the last two games, I hope that shuts Geoff Baker the FUCK UP about Raul's defense not being "that bad".

by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Geoff Baker has earned the right to occasionally say a silly thing or two

We should count our blessings that he's the guy minding the local MSM store.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I concur

He has earned a lot in the bank with me, but on this one, he is repititiously and flagrantly wrong. The rest of his moderate tone he tries to bring to the M's blogshphere I actually really appreciate.

by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CHRIST

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we seem to throw a lot of people out

at home

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHITASTIC YES!!

He almost makes up for Raul

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHI-CANNON

ICHI-BAZOOKA
ICHI-RPG
ICHI-SNIPERRILFLEEJOPJOPUTWIU94E34!!

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by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuckballs

Ichiro is fucking awesome. He's fucking the man awesome.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YES

THAT'S RIGHT

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT RUN ON ICHIRO

YOU WILL USUALLY REGRET IT.

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