4/12: Open 18+ Game Thread
All right, we're all adults. It's safe to cut loose.
HOMER: If you're happy and you know it, say a swear!
NELSON: Boobs!
MILHOUSE: Hiney!
RALPH: Mittens!
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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I think we've scarred that kid for life
Seriously.
by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was already scarred...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING BALLS
I clicked on the wrong link
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giardi
I think I would have put Manny on there.... 2nd and 3rd two outs, Manny already having gone yard on Mussina... I'd rather take my chances with Youkilis then Manny.
Instead 2 run double Red Sox back on top 3-2
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Apr 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm really amazed at how few posts there are on the other SB Nation blogs
I swear, we have more posts pre-game than most have post-game
by saltydog75 on Apr 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pfft, fuck Thomas the Tank Engine
Bob the Builder dude.
A series win.....Can we build it? You bet your sweet ass we can.
by Notor on Apr 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shitfuck
Damn. Hell. Piss.
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this goddamn shit
We're going to kick some fucking ass
by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm not gonna lie
i clicked on the under 18 even though i'm 26. Go play the balloons game and see what score you get. i got an 82.
by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I scored a 135
But I'm pretty sure that gives me -1 billion in life
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
111
I need to practice this for a bit.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 12, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
118
I actually broke out a mouse for my laptop JUST for this.
by iheartjavelinas on Apr 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got an 82 using a mousepad.
i need something better to do...
br
by sirbrianwilson on Apr 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was anyone else nervous enough
About filtered links to a game thread that they checked the URL to make sure we weren't being HHrolled?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meekrab
That is all
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Apr 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dang
i thought i did good...
I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.
by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got 253 on the whistle game
then I stopped caring. how's everyone else doing on that one?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I told B.J. last year his brother was better
He flipped me off.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah..on that CF landing
Me and my buddy were chanting at him that "Justin's Better"...after we got a few more people on the landing to chime in he turned around after a pitch and flipped us off. Which only egged us on more, of course.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm pretty sure
i'd rather get run over by a train than play the whistle game long enough to get up to 253. F that.
I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.
by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
This is the funniest fucking thing yet on this site. Thomas the tank engine! I'd write lol but I think writing lol is fucking corny
by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't look down...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
My web filter at work won't let me go to the under 18 site. Fuck this shit.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um so ... what went down in last nights game thread?
This year has been great already for GT's, don;t ya think?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's just say
I learned where the line is for what flies and what doesn't in the face of GTE. Only by crossing it, of course.
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't lie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, give him more credit than that
There's a little red "X"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That must have been a hell of a popup
Allowed Ankiel enough time to circle the bases and wait on home plate for the catcher to drop the catch. That's how it happened, right?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did not even notice that...
I'd guess swinging bunt that shattered the bat and hit everyone with splinters rendering them unable to make a play on it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just say Jeff was right about the SF defense
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT THERE WERE NO ERRORS SO THEY HAVE GREAT DEFENSES
HOW MANY OTHER TEAMS WOULD HAVE THE CATCHER ATTEMPT TO CATCH THE HOMERUN? INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On Gameday it says he hit the homer to CF
But then if you look at the location of the hit, it seems to be behind home plate. Maybe he hit it so hard that it circumnavigated the globe and ended up behind the catcher.
by timc on Apr 12, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confirmation: it was to straightaway center
*shrug*
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's the fun in that?
I was enjoying the rampant speculation
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been about as successful as Kenji this year
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to watch tonights game, but I don't want to watch Silva and I have work tomorrow. :(
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
silva is an angel slayer.. .are u kidding me? he's 5-1. whats not to be excited about?
by Alaska on Apr 12, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every start Silva will ever make for the M's, I will expect him to lose.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Silva gets a bad rap, he's a pretty decent pitcher. He's not gonna blow other teams away but he also won't give the game away either.
by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am just a pessimist/realist bread on a steady diet of M's blogs.
The first M's related website I ever found was USSM. Go figure.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he sucked too...
until I read about him from somewhere else than USSM. I soon figured out that he isn't a bad pitcher, just a wildly overpaid one. If the Mariners signed him for what, 3 or 4 million a year, it'd actually be a good deal for the mariners, but paying a middle of the rotation starter 12 million a year is just stupid. I suppose USSM used its groupthink powers on its readers to convince them he's a bad starter. (the last sentence was sarcasm, I realize there is no way to interpret sarcasm into text on the internet).
by Fin on Apr 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm too stupid for independent baseball related thoughts, so I'll stick with the negative bloggers comfort-blanket.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fine with Silva for...
4 years 32 million, but I dont' see him as that much better than RA Dickey, or Feierabend (though he did suck last year, but looks decent in his one start this year)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just sleep now, and then wake up when the game starts
and then sleep again after it ends. If you are having trouble falling asleep, just choke yourself a little
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya me too.... i was at a concert. missed a great one. I heart raul.
by Alaska on Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Wrong reply?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pissed I missed that game last night
by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was pretty awesome
I've still got a mixed bag of GTE lingering from last night, it was that good.
On the one hand, I'm still really pissed about that defensive debacle of an 8th inning that almost gave the game away. That was disgraceful and it's happened way too often this season. I think if I see another one of those two error innings with the game on the line I might just snap and throw my beer through the t.v..
On the other hand, I'm overjoyed that we won and have a pretty good chance of winning this series now.
by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saved some screencaps of the better GTE last night and showed them to a friend who is a Yankees fan.
He found them to be pretty shocking.
by HARRYP09 on Apr 12, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upload them.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do we underage people have to have our
reps tarnished by Coach? His personality represents .01% of all 16-17 year olds.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Side note: AJ is currently tied with Luis Hernandez in OPS
Also, Evan Longoria is making his debut
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So in the NLCS last year, Justin Upton, after sliding hard
into 2nd base to break up a DP, was hit by a pitch in his next at bat. He was a little pissed and Troy Tulowitzki told him "Hey calm down, we didn't want to hit you, we want you in the box. Because your nothing but a .200 hitter." (this is paraphrasing, but it's close).
20 year old Justin Upton, after going 3-3 with his 5th homer today(which is tied for the major league lead) is now hitting .415/.447/.805.
Tulowitzky is hitting .159/.245/.205.
The DBacks are 9-2. The Rockies are 5 games back at 4-7.
What now Tulowitzky? Who's the .200 now you little bitch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha wow what an assholeish thing to say, especially for a rookie
But hilarious
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found the actual quote
"Why would we hit you?" Tulowitzki barked. "You're a .200 hitter! We want you in the box! Shut up and go to the bag!"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other news, the Braves released Player A.
The Braves released Spiezio on Saturday after he showed up to a AAA Richmond Braves game unprepared to play Friday, according to Braves general manager Frank Wren.
"We had an agreement with Scott," Wren said. "There were three things we asked him to do: No. 1 is to continue his aftercare, which included testing, No. 2, that he attend AA [meetings] and No. 3 he would show up at the park every day ready to play. And yesterday he was not ready to play."
Wren declined further comment on why Spiezio was unprepared to play. Spiezio’s agent Barry Meister declined to comment on specifics on Saturday as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah. Why doesn't the quote ever extend past the first line?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Suckland and the Sucks vs. Silva and the Mariners
I like these odds
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno if I will be home tonight
But go M's!
by phil333 on Apr 12, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW CAN WE FAST-FORWARD TIME?
Is it like the 75 word limit on fanposts?
one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later....
...dammit, this isn't working.
by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carmona is abusing my fantasy teams WHIP
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Indians pitching suddenly not looking so hot
Small sample size of course, but wowie those are some epic meltdowns by their best pitchers.
by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland is pissing me off.
I didn't want to believe USSM but ... were they right about the A's?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot streak.
This doesn't strike me as being sustainable but they could settle around .500.
by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only watching this game because I'm curious
how many runs our bullpen will give up tonight.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess we lead the AL in walks
I think we're close to filling our quota already.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still don't understand dow this is possble
even through 11 games.
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We lead the league in IBB
not so much because our hitters are so good as so many of them are so bad.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we're over 18 now, can we post boobs?
I can imagine some pretty hilarious photoshops. Vidro with boobs. Sexy. Think about it.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Papelbon is awesome.
His stuff and control is even better than JJ'.s IMO.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody remind me, is that an automatic 30 day ban or 60 day ban?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineups don't really matter so don't worry too much.
Unless they plugged Vidro in at leadoff, of course.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worry about any McClusterfuck tinkering
Vidro is not a power hitter, and the #5 hole should be a power hitters spot. Unfortunately, Sexson and Wilkerson don't interest me in the #5 hole either, so meh.
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly
McLaren's tinkering is better than anything we've had in years.
by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to dispute that
but it would be hard to do worse
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, FSN can eat a bowl of dicks.
If they want to show Jazz basketball here instead of baseball today, fine, whatever. But put that in the goddamn listings so I'm not beating my wife in rage when it's Mormon Pregame instead of Talking Microphone Nightly.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you call your dick
your wife? That's odd...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What exactly is a bowl of dicks anyway? Is it like a bunch of dicks just wiggling around? Or is it like a bunch of dicks sticking out like baguettes?
Louis C.K reference sort of worked...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're asking that question
you don't go to enough parties, they're everywhere nowadays, can't have a party without beer or a bowl of dicks, standard
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had to dig the fan out of the garage today.
Nice and warm. Too bad it's not gonna last(at least not around here).
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
After years of pretending I could live without it in San Diego,
I'm buying A/C tomorrow. I can't do another summer of this shit.
by Teej on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one ~week last August was fucking unbearable
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. I had company in town for four or five of those days, too.
In a one-bedroom apartment on the second floor. I don't care what anyone says, it DOES get too hot in San Diego sometimes.
by Teej on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
80 degrees at game time in APRIL
Tough to beat a day like this.
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
circa 2007
What with our newfound patience (!)
by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that line drive looks EXACTLY like a popup.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm such a cheapass
Should've bought tickets, definitely the series to go to, specially Friday and Sunday
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...hit right at Raul Ibanez
AND HE"S THERE AND HE MAKES THE CATCH.
Raul's awesome cause he makes even these plays exciting
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Richie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matthews in CF, Anderson in RF
HIT THE BALL TO THE OUTFIELD!!!
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to KO that ball, Richie
It was a tough fight there for a few, but you managed to subdue it
by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In between hop
Trust me..im critical of the guy every change..but a great play there. Although he's a pussy and wears a cup, I think
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's an Angels fan near Red's usual seat
Are we being Punk'd?
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's still 2.5 hours to go in the game at least
That's enough time for anyone in Western WA to organize a possie and go hand out justice
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possie?
Paging AK.....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think lynch mob is more his type
Or SS commando unit
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva looks extra greasy tonight
I'm starting to adore the grease.
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 balls smoked though
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 GB's and a decorated pop-fly
Stylin'
by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 pitches. Oh yeah,
this game's gonna go quick.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But, Garland's an ace!
You can never have enough pitching! Especially when given the chance to give away a Gold-Glove .300 shortstop for an aging flyball pitcher who cant strike out to save his life!
by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to send Garland a message right here
and it should read 'we have you by the short and curlies'
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Garland is a sinkerball pitcher
Touche, Ricoh.
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could someone photoshop carlos silva to give him multiple arms and call him Carlos Shiva?
I don't know why, but that just sounds awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish ichiro would at least start looking good
Doesn't have to get hits, but at least some good ABs
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah sorta
but Jose has some good numbers and is looking good/patient/notweakerthancrap/notlostlikealittlekidabandonedinamall
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish MLBtv would let you resize the screen
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its hilarious to me
how predictable Ichiro's seasons are and how hard a time the different systems have projecting him.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Howie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Howie
You underachieving idiot.
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha...that was funny.
It's always funny when it happens to the other guy.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm digging Jose's turquoise batting gloves.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Howie Kendrick is the worst 2nd baseman of all time
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro
Soriano
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game Thread Emotion
you know it when you see it.
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be here shortly
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game Thread Emotion
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Example A
is on Goose's signature
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ok
I must have missed the birth of that term. I thought maybe it was something sexual
by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if someone asks you to fuck his pussy you'll know
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howie's rusty.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs some oil
Just run your fingers through Silva's hair, Howie.
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get back and it's already the bottom of the 1st
Who are these Angels? The Mariners or something?
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAUUUULL!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rauuuuul
on fire!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who says he has no legs?
triple!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT IBANEZ
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your U's are infinite
You are the fucking man at the plate Rauuuuuul
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IBANEZ IS ON FIRE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(ahem) (cough) UUUUUUUUL!
--Shrug
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by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sounds like me...
you got a bug or something?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones
would've hit a homer
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA Garrett Anderson in LF
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How did he stretch that into a triple?
His legs must be feeling good.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT THE BALL TO THE OUTFIELD
IT IS NOT A GOOD OUTFIELD
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Garland, extreme flyballer
Is McLaren managing the Angels?
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
left hit it left
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Musta hit his sinker...right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Despite being slow in the OF
Raul actually get his fair share of triples
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
That looked like it was going alot farther.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon hotdog fingers
show them what you're made of
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Anderson worse than Ibanez?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Halo's Heaven NO
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last year he was the worst LF in the majors.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if there's a strong correlation between that and wins over a season
but I approve
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure
but we've been at least tied in every game so far
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That didn't look like a popup...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hate slampig
Get that outta the way before he flies out
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"AND THAT BALL--...popped up into shallow..."
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I was completely fooled on that as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't want to admit it
but me too
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A minute ago FSN said Garland hit 96
I giggled and drool came out
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA WHAT A HORRIBLE HIT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man,
Bonds would destroy Garland.
BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE VIDRO SMELLS SAUSAGE AT FIRST!!!!!!!!11111111
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
VVVVVVVVIDRO
Nah, doesn't have that ring to it
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heart attack!
Raul with a triple and Vidro driving him in???
Wow!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, we have an offense
This is a pretty decent feeling
by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How did he get air under that?
I'm getting the vapors.
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha Garland is terrible!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah you really got a gem there Angels
Garland is damn near an ace!
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe that cleared the infield. >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha Jon Garland blows.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Sexy!
for all the sexson bashing, I think he's looking fairy decent this year
As long as he hits over 235 i'm fine
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's alternating looking good and looking like shit
which is a lot better than last year.
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VIDRO GOES 1st to 3rd!!
THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BAD OUTFIELD
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PROFESSIONAL SHITTER
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was meant to be
PROFESSIONAL S HITTER
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah there's the GTE
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Richie
this is his game!*
*once a year
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Graham is pissed that he's missing Garland's regression.
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Graham is always pissed.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is one professional pitcher
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SHITTY ARMS
by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro got the third on a sharp single
.. another odd inning
by krb on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Near 0.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How come the Halos never make people
pay for errors this badly? >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
um yesterday?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 errors in the same inning and we got 1 run.
Then left the bases loaded.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Wilk
I like saying "Wilk" so I need him to stay around.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson...
Looking bad...
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This ain't the Masters Wilk
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is especially sweet given Rev's intro to his game thread
"Jon Garland Verus Carlos Silva is going to be a fIP-fEST for you sTAT-hEADS."
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
worse stuff
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF Dave?? that game is in the 7th
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Rich Harden and Halladay were totally healthy
I'd put them up there with the top 4 pitchers (felix bedard santana peavy)
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with Halladay?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Halladay isn't quite the man he used to be
Still very very good, but not what he used to be.
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So....Wilkerson
good patience...but jesus..when he swings he turns into complete garbage as a player. His swing is so late and...ugly
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The rumor with the Nats FO was that he was on the juice and once he got off it he lost a lot of his bat speed and power
Take that FWIW, since it is just subrosa rumormongering after all.
by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bat speed is the biggest thing for me when watching
he hasn't made enough good contact yet (i've only seen one great swing with contact for him).
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really the same thing that's undone Richie as well
His bat has slowed down so much that he's looks like he's just guessing at the plate more often than not these days. It's a shame, because as perverse as it sounds, I've always liked the big lunkhead. I wish he wasn't deteriorating so clearly.
by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate these sonics commercials
The sonics just stand there... no one cares about the Sonics anymore,if they were being treated fairly, we might though
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was so not bradtastic
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by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it was more bradgelina
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just joined the game thread..
Did I miss anything? Started to read through it but got lazy - I figured this was the next best way.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still having problems with silverlight
anyone know how to access the sound options so i can try and figure this shit out?
by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the...
Jon Garland has a 56% groundball rate so far this year.
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know, but these things tend to stabilize pretty quick
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember Washburn last year
he had almost sixty through April
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO!
Only when he swings
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB 08 keeps telling me that Sexson is underrated defensively and Ibanez is above average. Should I get my money back?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha yeah I hate those comments
On my rosters I went in and edited down Sexson and Ibanez's defensive ratings, and Ibanez's hitting vs LHP.
I don't understand why the game has the M's as the 7th best team.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if the M's last year were the fifth or sixth best team in the AL
and the AL > NL, then maybe.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Continuation of the Free Extra Innings thing from last night..
I talked to a guy at work tonight and he is getting it for free still too - anyone else in Arizona using Cox and getting it for free? I know there aren't too many AZ M's fans but yea - anyone?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Arizona and free baseball
The DBacks are offering Randy Johnson's return on mlb.tv for free on Monday against the Giants.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez seems to only have one facial expression.
confused
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Silva has a shell?
Damn, that thing must be the biggest shell ever.
by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i think they meant Shell Station
greasy mo-fo
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva..no..keep the balls on the ground!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh
Twins practical jokers don't end well for us
by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will always love Hunter for that pinata commercial
by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Truth.
That commercial was legendary
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's because Silva is freaking bear
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is "a" freaking bear
fuck me
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Geoff Baker
With Raul turning three singles into doubles in the last two games, I hope that shuts Geoff Baker the FUCK UP about Raul's defense not being "that bad".
by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Geoff Baker has earned the right to occasionally say a silly thing or two
We should count our blessings that he's the guy minding the local MSM store.
by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CHRIST
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we seem to throw a lot of people out
at home
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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHITASTIC YES!!
He almost makes up for Raul
by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING ICHIRO SHIT
JESUS FUCKING ARM CHRIST!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHI-CANNON
ICHI-BAZOOKA
ICHI-RPG
ICHI-SNIPERRILFLEEJOPJOPUTWIU94E34!!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuckballs
Ichiro is fucking awesome. He's fucking the man awesome.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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