4/12: Open 18+ Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
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PrintAll right, we're all adults. It's safe to cut loose.
HOMER: If you're happy and you know it, say a swear!
NELSON: Boobs!
MILHOUSE: Hiney!
RALPH: Mittens!
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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I think we've scarred that kid for life
Seriously.
FUCKING BALLS
I clicked on the wrong link
I fucking hate you Mariners
Giardi
I think I would have put Manny on there.... 2nd and 3rd two outs, Manny already having gone yard on Mussina... I'd rather take my chances with Youkilis then Manny.
Instead 2 run double Red Sox back on top 3-2
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
I'm really amazed at how few posts there are on the other SB Nation blogs
I swear, we have more posts pre-game than most have post-game
Pfft, fuck Thomas the Tank Engine
Bob the Builder dude.
A series win.....Can we build it? You bet your sweet ass we can.
i'm not gonna lie
i clicked on the under 18 even though i'm 26. Go play the balloons game and see what score you get. i got an 82.
I scored a 135
But I'm pretty sure that gives me -1 billion in life
Free Barry Bonds
111
I need to practice this for a bit.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 12, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
118
I actually broke out a mouse for my laptop JUST for this.
by iheartjavelinas on Apr 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
just got an 82 using a mousepad.
i need something better to do...
br
by sirbrianwilson on Apr 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Was anyone else nervous enough
About filtered links to a game thread that they checked the URL to make sure we weren't being HHrolled?
Free Barry Bonds
Meekrab
That is all
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
I got 253 on the whistle game
then I stopped caring. how's everyone else doing on that one?
Free Barry Bonds
I told B.J. last year his brother was better
He flipped me off.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yeah..on that CF landing
Me and my buddy were chanting at him that "Justin's Better"...after we got a few more people on the landing to chime in he turned around after a pitch and flipped us off. Which only egged us on more, of course.
I fucking hate you Mariners
i'm pretty sure
i'd rather get run over by a train than play the whistle game long enough to get up to 253. F that.
I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.
I think
This is the funniest fucking thing yet on this site. Thomas the tank engine! I'd write lol but I think writing lol is fucking corny
Don't look down...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
My web filter at work won't let me go to the under 18 site. Fuck this shit.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Um so ... what went down in last nights game thread?
This year has been great already for GT's, don;t ya think?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Let's just say
I learned where the line is for what flies and what doesn't in the face of GTE. Only by crossing it, of course.
Free Barry Bonds
You didn't lie
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hey, give him more credit than that
There's a little red "X"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That must have been a hell of a popup
Allowed Ankiel enough time to circle the bases and wait on home plate for the catcher to drop the catch. That's how it happened, right?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Did not even notice that...
I'd guess swinging bunt that shattered the bat and hit everyone with splinters rendering them unable to make a play on it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
BUT THERE WERE NO ERRORS SO THEY HAVE GREAT DEFENSES
HOW MANY OTHER TEAMS WOULD HAVE THE CATCHER ATTEMPT TO CATCH THE HOMERUN? INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
On Gameday it says he hit the homer to CF
But then if you look at the location of the hit, it seems to be behind home plate. Maybe he hit it so hard that it circumnavigated the globe and ended up behind the catcher.
Where's the fun in that?
I was enjoying the rampant speculation
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been about as successful as Kenji this year
I fucking hate you Mariners
I want to watch tonights game, but I don't want to watch Silva and I have work tomorrow. :(
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Every start Silva will ever make for the M's, I will expect him to lose.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Silva gets a bad rap, he's a pretty decent pitcher. He's not gonna blow other teams away but he also won't give the game away either.
I am just a pessimist/realist bread on a steady diet of M's blogs.
The first M's related website I ever found was USSM. Go figure.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he sucked too...
until I read about him from somewhere else than USSM. I soon figured out that he isn't a bad pitcher, just a wildly overpaid one. If the Mariners signed him for what, 3 or 4 million a year, it'd actually be a good deal for the mariners, but paying a middle of the rotation starter 12 million a year is just stupid. I suppose USSM used its groupthink powers on its readers to convince them he's a bad starter. (the last sentence was sarcasm, I realize there is no way to interpret sarcasm into text on the internet).
Well, I'm too stupid for independent baseball related thoughts, so I'll stick with the negative bloggers comfort-blanket.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fine with Silva for...
4 years 32 million, but I dont' see him as that much better than RA Dickey, or Feierabend (though he did suck last year, but looks decent in his one start this year)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Just sleep now, and then wake up when the game starts
and then sleep again after it ends. If you are having trouble falling asleep, just choke yourself a little
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
?
Wrong reply?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It was pretty awesome
I've still got a mixed bag of GTE lingering from last night, it was that good.
On the one hand, I'm still really pissed about that defensive debacle of an 8th inning that almost gave the game away. That was disgraceful and it's happened way too often this season. I think if I see another one of those two error innings with the game on the line I might just snap and throw my beer through the t.v..
On the other hand, I'm overjoyed that we won and have a pretty good chance of winning this series now.
I saved some screencaps of the better GTE last night and showed them to a friend who is a Yankees fan.
He found them to be pretty shocking.
Upload them.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do we underage people have to have our
reps tarnished by Coach? His personality represents .01% of all 16-17 year olds.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
Side note: AJ is currently tied with Luis Hernandez in OPS
Also, Evan Longoria is making his debut
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So in the NLCS last year, Justin Upton, after sliding hard
into 2nd base to break up a DP, was hit by a pitch in his next at bat. He was a little pissed and Troy Tulowitzki told him "Hey calm down, we didn't want to hit you, we want you in the box. Because your nothing but a .200 hitter." (this is paraphrasing, but it's close).
20 year old Justin Upton, after going 3-3 with his 5th homer today(which is tied for the major league lead) is now hitting .415/.447/.805.
Tulowitzky is hitting .159/.245/.205.
The DBacks are 9-2. The Rockies are 5 games back at 4-7.
What now Tulowitzky? Who's the .200 now you little bitch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I found the actual quote
"Why would we hit you?" Tulowitzki barked. "You're a .200 hitter! We want you in the box! Shut up and go to the bag!"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
In other news, the Braves released Player A.
The Braves released Spiezio on Saturday after he showed up to a AAA Richmond Braves game unprepared to play Friday, according to Braves general manager Frank Wren.
"We had an agreement with Scott," Wren said. "There were three things we asked him to do: No. 1 is to continue his aftercare, which included testing, No. 2, that he attend AA [meetings] and No. 3 he would show up at the park every day ready to play. And yesterday he was not ready to play."
Wren declined further comment on why Spiezio was unprepared to play. Spiezio’s agent Barry Meister declined to comment on specifics on Saturday as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Bah. Why doesn't the quote ever extend past the first line?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
HOW CAN WE FAST-FORWARD TIME?
Is it like the 75 word limit on fanposts?
one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later....
...dammit, this isn't working.
Indians pitching suddenly not looking so hot
Small sample size of course, but wowie those are some epic meltdowns by their best pitchers.
Oakland is pissing me off.
I didn't want to believe USSM but ... were they right about the A's?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I'm only watching this game because I'm curious
how many runs our bullpen will give up tonight.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I still don't understand dow this is possble
even through 11 games.
We lead the league in IBB
not so much because our hitters are so good as so many of them are so bad.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Since we're over 18 now, can we post boobs?
I can imagine some pretty hilarious photoshops. Vidro with boobs. Sexy. Think about it.
Papelbon is awesome.
His stuff and control is even better than JJ'.s IMO.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Somebody remind me, is that an automatic 30 day ban or 60 day ban?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Lineups don't really matter so don't worry too much.
Unless they plugged Vidro in at leadoff, of course.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I worry about any McClusterfuck tinkering
Vidro is not a power hitter, and the #5 hole should be a power hitters spot. Unfortunately, Sexson and Wilkerson don't interest me in the #5 hole either, so meh.
Okay, FSN can eat a bowl of dicks.
If they want to show Jazz basketball here instead of baseball today, fine, whatever. But put that in the goddamn listings so I'm not beating my wife in rage when it's Mormon Pregame instead of Talking Microphone Nightly.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
What exactly is a bowl of dicks anyway? Is it like a bunch of dicks just wiggling around? Or is it like a bunch of dicks sticking out like baguettes?
Louis C.K reference sort of worked...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're asking that question
you don't go to enough parties, they're everywhere nowadays, can't have a party without beer or a bowl of dicks, standard
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Had to dig the fan out of the garage today.
Nice and warm. Too bad it's not gonna last(at least not around here).
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
After years of pretending I could live without it in San Diego,
I'm buying A/C tomorrow. I can't do another summer of this shit.
That one ~week last August was fucking unbearable
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. I had company in town for four or five of those days, too.
In a one-bedroom apartment on the second floor. I don't care what anyone says, it DOES get too hot in San Diego sometimes.
Yes, that line drive looks EXACTLY like a popup.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
I'm such a cheapass
Should've bought tickets, definitely the series to go to, specially Friday and Sunday
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
...hit right at Raul Ibanez
AND HE"S THERE AND HE MAKES THE CATCH.
Raul's awesome cause he makes even these plays exciting
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Nice job Richie
I fucking hate you Mariners
In between hop
Trust me..im critical of the guy every change..but a great play there. Although he's a pussy and wears a cup, I think
I fucking hate you Mariners
There's still 2.5 hours to go in the game at least
That's enough time for anyone in Western WA to organize a possie and go hand out justice
Possie?
Paging AK.....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I think lynch mob is more his type
Or SS commando unit
7 pitches. Oh yeah,
this game's gonna go quick.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
But, Garland's an ace!
You can never have enough pitching! Especially when given the chance to give away a Gold-Glove .300 shortstop for an aging flyball pitcher who cant strike out to save his life!
We need to send Garland a message right here
and it should read 'we have you by the short and curlies'
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Could someone photoshop carlos silva to give him multiple arms and call him Carlos Shiva?
I don't know why, but that just sounds awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
I wish ichiro would at least start looking good
Doesn't have to get hits, but at least some good ABs
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
yeah sorta
but Jose has some good numbers and is looking good/patient/notweakerthancrap/notlostlikealittlekidabandonedinamall
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Its hilarious to me
how predictable Ichiro's seasons are and how hard a time the different systems have projecting him.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
I'm digging Jose's turquoise batting gloves.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Game Thread Emotion
you know it when you see it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll be here shortly
I fucking hate you Mariners
Game Thread Emotion
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
if someone asks you to fuck his pussy you'll know
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs some oil
Just run your fingers through Silva's hair, Howie.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I get back and it's already the bottom of the 1st
Who are these Angels? The Mariners or something?
RAUUUULL!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
HOLY SHIT IBANEZ
I fucking hate you Mariners
IBANEZ IS ON FIRE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
sounds like me...
you got a bug or something?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA Garrett Anderson in LF
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Jon Garland, extreme flyballer
Is McLaren managing the Angels?
left hit it left
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Musta hit his sinker...right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Despite being slow in the OF
Raul actually get his fair share of triples
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
WTF?
That looked like it was going alot farther.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Halo's Heaven NO
I fucking hate you Mariners
last year he was the worst LF in the majors.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hate slampig
Get that outta the way before he flies out
I fucking hate you Mariners
To be fair, I was completely fooled on that as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
HAHAHA WHAT A HORRIBLE HIT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
man,
Bonds would destroy Garland.
BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE VIDRO SMELLS SAUSAGE AT FIRST!!!!!!!!11111111
Haha Garland is terrible!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Big Sexy!
for all the sexson bashing, I think he's looking fairy decent this year
As long as he hits over 235 i'm fine
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
he's alternating looking good and looking like shit
which is a lot better than last year.
VIDRO GOES 1st to 3rd!!
THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BAD OUTFIELD
PROFESSIONAL SHITTER
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
that was meant to be
PROFESSIONAL S HITTER
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah there's the GTE
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice Richie
this is his game!*
*once a year
I fucking hate you Mariners
How come the Halos never make people
pay for errors this badly? >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
um yesterday?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
2 errors in the same inning and we got 1 run.
Then left the bases loaded.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Let's go Wilk
I like saying "Wilk" so I need him to stay around.
I fucking hate you Mariners
This is especially sweet given Rev's intro to his game thread
"Jon Garland Verus Carlos Silva is going to be a fIP-fEST for you sTAT-hEADS."
worse stuff
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If Rich Harden and Halladay were totally healthy
I'd put them up there with the top 4 pitchers (felix bedard santana peavy)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
what's wrong with Halladay?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So....Wilkerson
good patience...but jesus..when he swings he turns into complete garbage as a player. His swing is so late and...ugly
I fucking hate you Mariners
The rumor with the Nats FO was that he was on the juice and once he got off it he lost a lot of his bat speed and power
Take that FWIW, since it is just subrosa rumormongering after all.
bat speed is the biggest thing for me when watching
he hasn't made enough good contact yet (i've only seen one great swing with contact for him).
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's really the same thing that's undone Richie as well
His bat has slowed down so much that he's looks like he's just guessing at the plate more often than not these days. It's a shame, because as perverse as it sounds, I've always liked the big lunkhead. I wish he wasn't deteriorating so clearly.
I hate these sonics commercials
The sonics just stand there... no one cares about the Sonics anymore,if they were being treated fairly, we might though
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Just joined the game thread..
Did I miss anything? Started to read through it but got lazy - I figured this was the next best way.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
I'm still having problems with silverlight
anyone know how to access the sound options so i can try and figure this shit out?
I know, but these things tend to stabilize pretty quick
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
remember Washburn last year
he had almost sixty through April
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB 08 keeps telling me that Sexson is underrated defensively and Ibanez is above average. Should I get my money back?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Haha yeah I hate those comments
On my rosters I went in and edited down Sexson and Ibanez's defensive ratings, and Ibanez's hitting vs LHP.
I don't understand why the game has the M's as the 7th best team.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Well if the M's last year were the fifth or sixth best team in the AL
and the AL > NL, then maybe.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Continuation of the Free Extra Innings thing from last night..
I talked to a guy at work tonight and he is getting it for free still too - anyone else in Arizona using Cox and getting it for free? I know there aren't too many AZ M's fans but yea - anyone?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Speaking of Arizona and free baseball
The DBacks are offering Randy Johnson's return on mlb.tv for free on Monday against the Giants.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Carlos Silva has a shell?
Damn, that thing must be the biggest shell ever.
i think they meant Shell Station
greasy mo-fo
I fucking hate you Mariners
Silva..no..keep the balls on the ground!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Uh-oh
Twins practical jokers don't end well for us
Truth.
That commercial was legendary
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Geoff Baker
With Raul turning three singles into doubles in the last two games, I hope that shuts Geoff Baker the FUCK UP about Raul's defense not being "that bad".
Geoff Baker has earned the right to occasionally say a silly thing or two
We should count our blessings that he's the guy minding the local MSM store.
ICHIRO!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
HOLY FUCKING ICHIRO SHIT
JESUS FUCKING ARM CHRIST!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
ICHI-CANNON
ICHI-BAZOOKA
ICHI-RPG
ICHI-SNIPERRILFLEEJOPJOPUTWIU94E34!!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Holy fuckballs
Ichiro is fucking awesome. He's fucking the man awesome.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
Disconcerting......
for a lurker like me
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What does not belong...he's like waldo
if waldo looked like David Ortiz showed up to an Aryan Nation summit in Montana
I fucking hate you Mariners
That throw was sweet
Angels announcers got scared knowing there would be a play as soon as it was hit.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
The way Ichiro approached the ball
I didnt think he was even going to try and throw home
I fucking hate you Mariners
ICHITHROWNED
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
First thing I said when I saw it: "No way is he going to get him."
How wrong I was.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
joh's been better in all around
he's been improving his game every year a bit
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
One reason why I'd be wary of Clement starting at C full time next season.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
contract year
tough to say with Joh in a walk year-- perhaps he'll draw a lot of FA interest. I'd like to lock him up for 1 more year and phase Jeff in over that year.
I wonder if he was actually out
Either way Ichiro's a badass
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.
Not that it matters now.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
HH is for sure calling to protest the game...
I fucking hate you Mariners
ICHIROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Great call by Neihaus as well!
br
I think that throw somehow managed to get higher as it went.
Not in a sailing away kind of way but in a my names Ichiro and Im a fucking badass kind of way
and take his ice cream sandwhich
I fucking hate you Mariners
Physioc's picks for 4 best AL leadoff hitters
Ichiro
Granderson
Sizemore
Figgins
Thoughts?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Figgins? No.
Can't argue with the other three though.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
If we're only counting 2007
and this year, Phys has a point.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
meh
sure why not.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
espn gamecast
is way behind. it just now showed ichiro throwing kotchman out at home.
I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.
That was a really quick half inning
my brain is still thinking about the Ichiro throw..and then the inning was over already..ugh
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jon Garland is an all-star
just like 2007 Jeff Weaver
by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahahah
I LIKE THIS TRIVIA QUESTION
it was 92 in SD today!
I hate yielding 0-2 hits
learn an out pitch Silva
Silva's getting a really wide inside corner...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Well that was weird.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Okay, on the Radio side
I like Dave Sims totally losing it in the background to the little kid's banter with Rizzs.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
that went between his fucking legs.
or not....haha
Sigh
Remember when Yuni used to get to those?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Seriously what's wrong with Yuni lately
that used to be a 6-3 DP
by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did your range go Yuni?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Silva and Vidro must have taken Yuni under their wings
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
I'm telling you it's the number stealing
when he gets #3 back next year it's over
by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
For spring training every year lets just put him on a raft ,
in the middle of the ocean and force him to get back in time for the season to start.
Need a third double play ball
Maybe the third time IS the charm..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Blowers seems to think that the guy
going to second is the lead runner with two on
Third times the charm.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
OMG
where is O'Flaherty!
I fucking hate you Mariners
that one should stick
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
hah
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear God he hit another one
He's like the new David Ortiz.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
well big deal
I'd go straight for Kate Beckinsale
You can't go gay for someone when you already are gay...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
is anyone else upset by RJD2 in a bank commercial? for retirement?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Not since they used the Buzzcocks for the same thing
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
So, Silva...
kinda like our very own, spicy Latina Cupcakes?
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
So if you believe Lopez's new approach will stick
How many wins does that add to a projection? 1-2?
Even the outs are hard hit..
Raul is feelin it.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
He's had 3 XBH in his last 5 AB's.
I don't wanna hear it.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
HAHA THEIR OUTFIELD IS TERRIBLE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
YES ADRIAN BELTRE
HOLY SHIT ON A BISCUIT I THOUGHT MATTHEWS CAUGHT THAT AT FIRST
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Richie always has the bases loaded
I fucking hate you Mariners
OH FUCK NO YOU DIDN"T
adrian, you may marry my daughter. Once she's 18
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Just don't hit her.
(You can hit her. Just don't leave marks!)
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to walk out on a limb there.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I'm gonna call a 2-run bomb
I fucking hate you Mariners
and this is why we lead the AL in walks
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Please Richie..
Everytime he is up with guys in scoring position I cringe at the thought of him striking out.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Here's another chance for ya, Richie
He's gotta be leading the league in Bases Loaded At bats by now. Anybody got a stat on that?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
What's the stat for deers in headlights with the bases loaded?
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
Dammit MLB.tv cut off thebottom of a fan sign reading "Sexson 4..."
I want to know if that guy's awesome or a retard.
At least the last time someone did this
He made them pay for it with 3 RBI's
Well that was as good as a strikeout.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
this is too much for me
I have to take something for all this anxiety
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Richie...
Saw it coming : /
He probably leads the leagues in person in front walked to load bases for you.
Fuck you in your forehead
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm fine with Sexson's AB
he fell behind early, and at least fouled off a few good ones
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
DO NOT SWING!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
hey that was improvement!
I TOLD you he'd bounce back
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
KEEP BAT ON SHOULDER!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Wilk and Sexson are like..
the BAsh brothers from mighty ducks, cept they suck....
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
FUCK!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Someone tell Wilkerson he won't be able to hit
in Safeco until the Speiz-beard is gone
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Wilkerson is worthless
when he swings..utterly worthless...i hate his face.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Die in a threesome with Richie and Wilkerson
I fucking hate you Mariners
God, I'm running to Subway the next time Sexson comes up
I don't even need to watch to know what will happen
I thought Wilkerson was a good signing when we did it
And maybe it s, becase if he's just a place holder for Wlad, then that's fine
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Random question
When a reliever comes in with men on and gets the final outs who does the strand rate count for?
Somebody needs to lay off the mustmayostardayonaise
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think
He's a very ugly player, not as ugly as Colon or Lackey, but right in line after those two
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Bean Richie for payback please
I fucking hate you Mariners
Are we still claiming that Wilkerson is
~avg in RF?
Hopefully he's not hurt....
jk 5-6 months please
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Shit
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I'm not posting about that HR at al
I fucking hate you Mariners
i was thinking the same thing
It might be awkward if the Blowers did the black voice though
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
it's tied...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I was joking guys..seriously..come on
I fucking hate you Mariners
ichiro would have caught that
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
fuck it
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll FUCK
The one time Safeco Field does NOT work in our pitcher's favor.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
FUCK SEATTLE AND FUCK SEXSON AND WILKERSON AND FUCK BASEBALL.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING MOUTH YANK.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So...its funny..I wanna see it
the whole die in a fire thing...Silva would burn for days
I fucking hate you Mariners
he'd marinate
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Why are we batting are second and third hitters
batting 6th and 7th? >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
did it go down to factor in the richie at the bat factor?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Napoli looks like
hes in the Aryan brotherhood
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
At least Garland is unGood.
Let's get some offense goin!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT WINNING? FUCK.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP I STUPIDLY CHECKED MY PHONE AND IT SAID BASES LOADED NONE OUT SO I LOADED THE GAME UP AND WALKED INTO A TYPICAL M'S FUCKING DISASTER.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, fuck your pussy. It'll calm you down.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Not to mention your shift key seems broken.
Bummer, man.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll bum you
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck would you go skiing on a day like this?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
I vote Jeff Clement
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
MY HATRED OF LAA IS ILLOGICAL BUT I WANT LA TO BLOW THE FUCK UP.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
It's because of Paris Hilton
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Vidro possessed Ichiro's body on that one...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
BURN THE TREE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
FUCCCCKCKKCKCKCKCK!!!!1111
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
FUCK OFF I HATE LIFE.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
HOLY FUCKING SHITSTAIN ASSHAT COCKMUNCHER EAT A BAG OF ASS AND DIE IN A FIRE AND LICK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ANAL PUBIC HAIR YOU COCKSUCKING RIMJOBBING ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS.
I AM UPSET!
by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ragh?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Hey guys
LL Softball was legendary as always. This game could be better but it could be a lot worse.
Mine is working flawlessly
This is me gloating.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine crapped out too.
Maybe because I'm in China.
Switching to audio, captain. RIZZSSSSSS!!!!!
Lopez-Ibanez-Beltre next inning
woo!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I hate the Mariners as much as I hate this fucking Geico dancing caveman commercial
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
no you don't
be reasonable
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
"Jazz hands -- anything with jazz hands"
I like that part.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
You reallllly aren't making many friends here
by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix Hernandez will also probably never really live upto his potential
Life sucks and then you die.
you could die...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Seriously, can we move to the NL so we don't have to play these cunts 19 times a year?
They really, REALLY piss me off.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Agreed.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What in God's name Kenji?
Looked like Bill Murray throwing first pitch on opening day.
--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog
awww
run on ichiro
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Well this is going well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
SKY FALLING
OUCH, tHESE STaRSZ hurT!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I dont have a very good feeling about this inning.
...Runs and hides behind a rock.
I am officially the Mariner jinx.
Whatever. I spend 15 minutes watching the game and we totally fall apart. I'm out of here. Gonna try and sleep but I am so enraged now that I may struggle.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
This game started sucking as soon as English Mariner showed up
Correlation = Causation
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
pop up, then dp, then silva goes and eats a burrito
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
wrong order silva
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
WE GET IT!!
it was fucking 80 degrees today..fuck you
I fucking hate you Mariners
i'll take it
I'm confident we can score some runs on Garland and the Angel's bullpen
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
You must be in the early going
~30 minutes from now you won't be able to form that sentence.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate visuals
I fucking hate you Mariners
Sad thing is...
his neighbor might like it.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Ew.
We're losing?
We better get this back from Garland/that horrifying bullpen or I will sob uncontrollably
Sims is a repetitive machine tonight
And he normally is on my good side..but he's fucking annoying as shit tonight. All he says is "its 80 degrees" and Anderson has "5 hits off of Silva"......fuck you tonight Dave.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Seriously
Let's hear the temperature in fucking Celsius. Mix it up a little.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
We get it, she has a soul patch on
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Is that what it was?
I thought that poor child had some kind of disease.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
The Angels Announcers
have lost the privilege of retaining their vocal cords. Just shut up and announce the game.
Damn.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
ibanez forgot to take his roids this morning
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I hate baseball
I fucking hate you Mariners
HAHA !
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Ibanez doesn't get a glove on that
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
You know who would've knocked that out?
His name rhymes with Shmary Shmonds.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Gary Glonds?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
So are you trying to piss everybody off?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Not really, I actually do not like Barry Bonds
and probably for all the reasons everyone here would disagree with.
Who's Barry Bonds?
I was talking about Shmary Shmonds. That dude can rake.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Harry Blonde?
I fucking hate you Mariners
That raised his BA.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Walk Vidro get to Sexson?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I want Torii back in center and
Matthews back in left. -_-;
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Here comes the unintentional IBB
Please Richie, don't suck. Just this once
Professional Hitter....
WOOOHOOOO!!!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
TURBO!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
Lol....
Blowers said professional hitter again
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
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