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4/12: Open 18+ Game Thread

All right, we're all adults. It's safe to cut loose.

HOMER: If you're happy and you know it, say a swear!
NELSON: Boobs!
MILHOUSE: Hiney!
RALPH: Mittens!

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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FUCKING BALLS

I clicked on the wrong link

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giardi

I think I would have put Manny on there.... 2nd and 3rd two outs, Manny already having gone yard on Mussina... I'd rather take my chances with Youkilis then Manny.

Instead 2 run double Red Sox back on top 3-2

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm really amazed at how few posts there are on the other SB Nation blogs

I swear, we have more posts pre-game than most have post-game

by saltydog75 on Apr 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pfft, fuck Thomas the Tank Engine

Bob the Builder dude.

A series win.....Can we build it? You bet your sweet ass we can.

by Notor on Apr 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shitfuck

Damn. Hell. Piss.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this goddamn shit

We're going to kick some fucking ass

by I'm NOT Corco on Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm not gonna lie

i clicked on the under 18 even though i'm 26. Go play the balloons game and see what score you get. i got an 82.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I scored a 135

But I'm pretty sure that gives me -1 billion in life

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

me too! and I'm halfway to the moon too (thanks g&t!)! for some reason I do better at games while up in space.

by ewakio on Apr 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

And clicking the yellow ones is fun. It looks like it's splattering piss all over the place.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

111

I need to practice this for a bit.

The
Richie,
the

by Rollo Tomasi on Apr 12, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

118

I actually broke out a mouse for my laptop JUST for this.

by iheartjavelinas on Apr 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got an 82 using a mousepad.

i need something better to do...

br

by sirbrianwilson on Apr 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was anyone else nervous enough

About filtered links to a game thread that they checked the URL to make sure we weren't being HHrolled?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meekrab

That is all

I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little

by Sportszilla on Apr 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang

i thought i did good...

I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I got 253 on the whistle game

then I stopped caring. how's everyone else doing on that one?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I told B.J. last year his brother was better

He flipped me off.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah..on that CF landing

Me and my buddy were chanting at him that "Justin's Better"...after we got a few more people on the landing to chime in he turned around after a pitch and flipped us off. Which only egged us on more, of course.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm pretty sure

i'd rather get run over by a train than play the whistle game long enough to get up to 253. F that.

I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

This is the funniest fucking thing yet on this site. Thomas the tank engine! I'd write lol but I think writing lol is fucking corny

by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't look down...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

My web filter at work won't let me go to the under 18 site. Fuck this shit.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um so ... what went down in last nights game thread?

This year has been great already for GT's, don;t ya think?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's just say

I learned where the line is for what flies and what doesn't in the face of GTE. Only by crossing it, of course.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That must have been a hell of a popup

Allowed Ankiel enough time to circle the bases and wait on home plate for the catcher to drop the catch. That's how it happened, right?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did not even notice that...

I'd guess swinging bunt that shattered the bat and hit everyone with splinters rendering them unable to make a play on it.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THERE WERE NO ERRORS SO THEY HAVE GREAT DEFENSES

HOW MANY OTHER TEAMS WOULD HAVE THE CATCHER ATTEMPT TO CATCH THE HOMERUN? INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On Gameday it says he hit the homer to CF

But then if you look at the location of the hit, it seems to be behind home plate. Maybe he hit it so hard that it circumnavigated the globe and ended up behind the catcher.

by timc on Apr 12, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's the fun in that?

I was enjoying the rampant speculation

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every start Silva will ever make for the M's, I will expect him to lose.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Silva gets a bad rap, he's a pretty decent pitcher. He's not gonna blow other teams away but he also won't give the game away either.

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am just a pessimist/realist bread on a steady diet of M's blogs.

The first M's related website I ever found was USSM. Go figure.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he sucked too...

until I read about him from somewhere else than USSM. I soon figured out that he isn't a bad pitcher, just a wildly overpaid one. If the Mariners signed him for what, 3 or 4 million a year, it'd actually be a good deal for the mariners, but paying a middle of the rotation starter 12 million a year is just stupid. I suppose USSM used its groupthink powers on its readers to convince them he's a bad starter. (the last sentence was sarcasm, I realize there is no way to interpret sarcasm into text on the internet).

by Fin on Apr 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with Silva for...

4 years 32 million, but I dont' see him as that much better than RA Dickey, or Feierabend (though he did suck last year, but looks decent in his one start this year)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just sleep now, and then wake up when the game starts

and then sleep again after it ends. If you are having trouble falling asleep, just choke yourself a little

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Wrong reply?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was pretty awesome

I've still got a mixed bag of GTE lingering from last night, it was that good.

On the one hand, I'm still really pissed about that defensive debacle of an 8th inning that almost gave the game away. That was disgraceful and it's happened way too often this season. I think if I see another one of those two error innings with the game on the line I might just snap and throw my beer through the t.v..

On the other hand, I'm overjoyed that we won and have a pretty good chance of winning this series now.

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do we underage people have to have our

reps tarnished by Coach? His personality represents .01% of all 16-17 year olds.

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Apr 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So in the NLCS last year, Justin Upton, after sliding hard

into 2nd base to break up a DP, was hit by a pitch in his next at bat. He was a little pissed and Troy Tulowitzki told him "Hey calm down, we didn't want to hit you, we want you in the box. Because your nothing but a .200 hitter." (this is paraphrasing, but it's close).

20 year old Justin Upton, after going 3-3 with his 5th homer today(which is tied for the major league lead) is now hitting .415/.447/.805.

Tulowitzky is hitting .159/.245/.205.

The DBacks are 9-2. The Rockies are 5 games back at 4-7.

What now Tulowitzky? Who's the .200 now you little bitch.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I found the actual quote

"Why would we hit you?" Tulowitzki barked. "You're a .200 hitter! We want you in the box! Shut up and go to the bag!"

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other news, the Braves released Player A.

Link

The Braves released Spiezio on Saturday after he showed up to a AAA Richmond Braves game unprepared to play Friday, according to Braves general manager Frank Wren.

"We had an agreement with Scott," Wren said. "There were three things we asked him to do: No. 1 is to continue his aftercare, which included testing, No. 2, that he attend AA [meetings] and No. 3 he would show up at the park every day ready to play. And yesterday he was not ready to play."

Wren declined further comment on why Spiezio was unprepared to play. Spiezio’s agent Barry Meister declined to comment on specifics on Saturday as well.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah. Why doesn't the quote ever extend past the first line?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW CAN WE FAST-FORWARD TIME?

Is it like the 75 word limit on fanposts?

one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later....

...dammit, this isn't working.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakland is pissing me off.

I didn't want to believe USSM but ... were they right about the A's?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot streak.

This doesn't strike me as being sustainable but they could settle around .500.

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm only watching this game because I'm curious

how many runs our bullpen will give up tonight.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess we lead the AL in walks

I think we're close to filling our quota already.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

We need to get those pesky walks out of the way early so we can swing all we want later in the season.

by joof on Apr 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We lead the league in IBB

not so much because our hitters are so good as so many of them are so bad.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since we're over 18 now, can we post boobs?

I can imagine some pretty hilarious photoshops. Vidro with boobs. Sexy. Think about it.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papelbon is awesome.

His stuff and control is even better than JJ'.s IMO.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody remind me, is that an automatic 30 day ban or 60 day ban?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not

But he is good

But it's definitely not

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineups don't really matter so don't worry too much.

Unless they plugged Vidro in at leadoff, of course.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worry about any McClusterfuck tinkering

Vidro is not a power hitter, and the #5 hole should be a power hitters spot. Unfortunately, Sexson and Wilkerson don't interest me in the #5 hole either, so meh.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly

McLaren's tinkering is better than anything we've had in years.

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to dispute that

but it would be hard to do worse

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, FSN can eat a bowl of dicks.

If they want to show Jazz basketball here instead of baseball today, fine, whatever. But put that in the goddamn listings so I'm not beating my wife in rage when it's Mormon Pregame instead of Talking Microphone Nightly.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you call your dick

your wife? That's odd...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're asking that question

you don't go to enough parties, they're everywhere nowadays, can't have a party without beer or a bowl of dicks, standard

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had to dig the fan out of the garage today.

Nice and warm. Too bad it's not gonna last(at least not around here).

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After years of pretending I could live without it in San Diego,

I'm buying A/C tomorrow. I can't do another summer of this shit.

by Teej on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. I had company in town for four or five of those days, too.

In a one-bedroom apartment on the second floor. I don't care what anyone says, it DOES get too hot in San Diego sometimes.

by Teej on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that line drive looks EXACTLY like a popup.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm such a cheapass

Should've bought tickets, definitely the series to go to, specially Friday and Sunday

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...hit right at Raul Ibanez

AND HE"S THERE AND HE MAKES THE CATCH.

Raul's awesome cause he makes even these plays exciting

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Richie

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to KO that ball, Richie

It was a tough fight there for a few, but you managed to subdue it

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In between hop

Trust me..im critical of the guy every change..but a great play there. Although he's a pussy and wears a cup, I think

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's still 2.5 hours to go in the game at least

That's enough time for anyone in Western WA to organize a possie and go hand out justice

by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possie?

Paging AK.....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Silva looks extra greasy tonight

I'm starting to adore the grease.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7 pitches. Oh yeah,

this game's gonna go quick.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But, Garland's an ace!

You can never have enough pitching! Especially when given the chance to give away a Gold-Glove .300 shortstop for an aging flyball pitcher who cant strike out to save his life!

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need to send Garland a message right here

and it should read 'we have you by the short and curlies'

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish ichiro would at least start looking good

Doesn't have to get hits, but at least some good ABs

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah sorta

but Jose has some good numbers and is looking good/patient/notweakerthancrap/notlostlikealittlekidabandonedinamall

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its hilarious to me

how predictable Ichiro's seasons are and how hard a time the different systems have projecting him.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Howie

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Howie

You underachieving idiot.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha...that was funny.

It's always funny when it happens to the other guy.

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm digging Jose's turquoise batting gloves.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game Thread Emotion

you know it when you see it.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll be here shortly

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game Thread Emotion

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Example A

is on Goose's signature

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh ok

I must have missed the birth of that term. I thought maybe it was something sexual

by speedomike on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie's rusty.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs some oil

Just run your fingers through Silva's hair, Howie.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get back and it's already the bottom of the 1st

Who are these Angels? The Mariners or something?

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUULL!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rauuuuul

on fire!

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who says he has no legs?

triple!

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT IBANEZ

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your U's are infinite

You are the fucking man at the plate Rauuuuuul

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IBANEZ IS ON FIRE!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(ahem) (cough) UUUUUUUUL!

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sounds like me...

you got a bug or something?

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones

would've hit a homer

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA Garrett Anderson in LF

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Despite being slow in the OF

Raul actually get his fair share of triples

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

That looked like it was going alot farther.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon hotdog fingers

show them what you're made of

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That didn't look like a popup...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hate slampig

Get that outta the way before he flies out

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, I was completely fooled on that as well.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't want to admit it

but me too

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA WHAT A HORRIBLE HIT!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man,

Bonds would destroy Garland.

BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE VIDRO SMELLS SAUSAGE AT FIRST!!!!!!!!11111111

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VVVVVVVVIDRO

Nah, doesn't have that ring to it

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heart attack!

Raul with a triple and Vidro driving him in???

Wow!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo!!!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, we have an offense

This is a pretty decent feeling

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha Garland is terrible!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe that cleared the infield. >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahaha Jon Garland blows.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Sexy!

for all the sexson bashing, I think he's looking fairy decent this year
As long as he hits over 235 i'm fine

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO GOES 1st to 3rd!!

THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BAD OUTFIELD

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PROFESSIONAL SHITTER

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was meant to be
PROFESSIONAL S HITTER

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah there's the GTE

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice Richie

this is his game!*

*once a year

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is one professional pitcher

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SHITTY ARMS

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JON-NY GAR-LAND

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How come the Halos never make people

pay for errors this badly? >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um yesterday?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 errors in the same inning and we got 1 run.

Then left the bases loaded.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Wilk

I like saying "Wilk" so I need him to stay around.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson...

Looking bad...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This ain't the Masters Wilk

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is especially sweet given Rev's intro to his game thread

"Jon Garland Verus Carlos Silva is going to be a fIP-fEST for you sTAT-hEADS."

by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

It's to the point where if I DON'T hear a mistake by Dave within an hour I think something's wrong.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Rich Harden and Halladay were totally healthy

I'd put them up there with the top 4 pitchers (felix bedard santana peavy)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what's wrong with Halladay?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halladay isn't quite the man he used to be

Still very very good, but not what he used to be.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So....Wilkerson

good patience...but jesus..when he swings he turns into complete garbage as a player. His swing is so late and...ugly

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bat speed is the biggest thing for me when watching

he hasn't made enough good contact yet (i've only seen one great swing with contact for him).

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's really the same thing that's undone Richie as well

His bat has slowed down so much that he's looks like he's just guessing at the plate more often than not these days. It's a shame, because as perverse as it sounds, I've always liked the big lunkhead. I wish he wasn't deteriorating so clearly.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate these sonics commercials

The sonics just stand there... no one cares about the Sonics anymore,if they were being treated fairly, we might though

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was so not bradtastic

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just joined the game thread..

Did I miss anything? Started to read through it but got lazy - I figured this was the next best way.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm still having problems with silverlight

anyone know how to access the sound options so i can try and figure this shit out?

by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the...

Jon Garland has a 56% groundball rate so far this year.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

Only when he swings

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha yeah I hate those comments

On my rosters I went in and edited down Sexson and Ibanez's defensive ratings, and Ibanez's hitting vs LHP.

I don't understand why the game has the M's as the 7th best team.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Continuation of the Free Extra Innings thing from last night..

I talked to a guy at work tonight and he is getting it for free still too - anyone else in Arizona using Cox and getting it for free? I know there aren't too many AZ M's fans but yea - anyone?

by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Arizona and free baseball

The DBacks are offering Randy Johnson's return on mlb.tv for free on Monday against the Giants.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

This year, whenever I see him he has a sort of cocky Jeter look about him.

by HARRYP09 on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Silva has a shell?

Damn, that thing must be the biggest shell ever.

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think they meant Shell Station

greasy mo-fo

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Geoff Baker

With Raul turning three singles into doubles in the last two games, I hope that shuts Geoff Baker the FUCK UP about Raul's defense not being "that bad".

by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Geoff Baker has earned the right to occasionally say a silly thing or two

We should count our blessings that he's the guy minding the local MSM store.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I concur

He has earned a lot in the bank with me, but on this one, he is repititiously and flagrantly wrong. The rest of his moderate tone he tries to bring to the M's blogshphere I actually really appreciate.

by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CHRIST

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we seem to throw a lot of people out

at home

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHITASTIC YES!!

He almost makes up for Raul

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHI-CANNON

ICHI-BAZOOKA
ICHI-RPG
ICHI-SNIPERRILFLEEJOPJOPUTWIU94E34!!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuckballs

Ichiro is fucking awesome. He's fucking the man awesome.

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YES

THAT'S RIGHT

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT RUN ON ICHIRO

YOU WILL USUALLY REGRET IT.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never get sick of seein' that.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was irritating.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What does not belong...he's like waldo

if waldo looked like David Ortiz showed up to an Aryan Nation summit in Montana

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That throw was sweet

Angels announcers got scared knowing there would be a play as soon as it was hit.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The way Ichiro approached the ball

I didnt think he was even going to try and throw home

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was impressive.

Joh did just as good a job as Ichiro.

by hcoguy on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Neihaus is awesome!

"...the throw to the plate will beeee....not in time IT DOES!!!!!"

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that whole play was classic Dave

never leave us.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can forgive Dave for that one...

...I wouldn't have thought Ichiro had a chance.

by esoteric on Apr 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

So long as the throw was on line, there was no way Kotchman was going to beat that

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

joh's been better in all around

he's been improving his game every year a bit

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

contract year

tough to say with Joh in a walk year-- perhaps he'll draw a lot of FA interest. I'd like to lock him up for 1 more year and phase Jeff in over that year.

by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if he was actually out

Either way Ichiro's a badass

by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

Not that it matters now.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Great call by Neihaus as well!

br

by sirbrianwilson on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Physioc's picks for 4 best AL leadoff hitters

Ichiro
Granderson
Sizemore
Figgins

Thoughts?

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Apr 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Figgins? No.

Can't argue with the other three though.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we're only counting 2007

and this year, Phys has a point.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh

sure why not.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So can we all pitch in to buy Dave some glasses?

Kotchman was out by a mile, awesome throw Ichiro

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

I like him better this way.

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummm

He was out barely by the half inch Joh's plate block bought.

by batura on Apr 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

espn gamecast

is way behind. it just now showed ichiro throwing kotchman out at home.

I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a really quick half inning

my brain is still thinking about the Ichiro throw..and then the inning was over already..ugh

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Nice pitch....

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was weird.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's new. 0_o

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, on the Radio side

I like Dave Sims totally losing it in the background to the little kid's banter with Rizzs.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Remember when Yuni used to get to those?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave is kinda optimistic tonight

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened to Yuni?

He looks like he's lost a step

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I thought that

was a DP for sure.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well can't get em all YuBet

nice call by Dave "double play ball" indeed

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For spring training every year lets just put him on a raft ,

in the middle of the ocean and force him to get back in time for the season to start.

by CstSnow on Apr 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm FOR IT

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need a third double play ball

Maybe the third time IS the charm..

by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate you. >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leading the league in GIDP

Is something a baseball team does not strive to accomplish.

by cwel87 on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blowers seems to think that the guy

going to second is the lead runner with two on

by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH BABY!!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOO-YAH

HGH that you bitch

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Third times the charm.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

He is keeping my team afloat while Ortiz sucks a bag of dicks to start the year.

by hcoguy on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

flaming or mild?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hah

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

flaming

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well big deal

I'd go straight for Kate Beckinsale
You can't go gay for someone when you already are gay...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

very much so

they've ruined ghostwriter

by Dukey on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not since they used the Buzzcocks for the same thing

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Silva...

kinda like our very own, spicy Latina Cupcakes?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Angels have the highest team GB% in baseball.

Beginning to understand the double plays...

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to cry if Lopez scores. Seriously.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was on the ground

Hit them in the air, Raul.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Swear to God Raul

STOP TRYING TO PULL OUTSIDE FASTBALLS

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's had 3 XBH in his last 5 AB's.

I don't wanna hear it.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CRUSHED

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA THEIR OUTFIELD IS TERRIBLE!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES ADRIAN BELTRE

HOLY SHIT ON A BISCUIT I THOUGHT MATTHEWS CAUGHT THAT AT FIRST

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Matthews

Ichi gets that with seconds to spare

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahah...

Feel the burn of King Awesome

by Smegmalicious on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAM

there's your sign that KA's about to have one of his upswings.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH FUCK NO YOU DIDN"T

adrian, you may marry my daughter. Once she's 18

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just don't hit her.

(You can hit her. Just don't leave marks!)

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torii Hunter catches that. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grand Slam...

Or K, I'm calling it

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to walk out on a limb there.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk to get to Richie

This is starting to get sad

by krb on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a good strategy.

....except that Garland sucks.

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please Richie..

Everytime he is up with guys in scoring position I cringe at the thought of him striking out.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's another chance for ya, Richie

He's gotta be leading the league in Bases Loaded At bats by now. Anybody got a stat on that?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Apr 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somehow I'm betting we don't get a DP here.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

strikeout

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the stat for deers in headlights with the bases loaded?

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least the last time someone did this

He made them pay for it with 3 RBI's

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Richie get PISSED!

They just walked Jose Vidro to get to YOU!!

by marinator on Apr 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit, it's 0-2.

I am not ecstatic right now.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was as good as a strikeout.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Except...

It got him booed less.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is too much for me

I have to take something for all this anxiety

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie...

Saw it coming : /

He probably leads the leagues in person in front walked to load bases for you.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take that action.

Someone should look this stat up if its even recorded lol

by schwagnah on Apr 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you in your forehead

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Teehee

At least he didn't strike out against Garland. *that* would've been embarrassing.

by Jeff on Apr 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking lamppost

Please score at least one goddamn run

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with Sexson's AB

he fell behind early, and at least fouled off a few good ones

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT SWING!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey that was improvement!

I TOLD you he'd bounce back

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAKE

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KEEP BAT ON SHOULDER!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilk and Sexson are like..

the BAsh brothers from mighty ducks, cept they suck....

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone tell Wilkerson he won't be able to hit

in Safeco until the Speiz-beard is gone

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Taketaketak....

ah shit.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson is worthless

when he swings..utterly worthless...i hate his face.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Why swing? Why?

by OlSalty on Apr 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God, I'm running to Subway the next time Sexson comes up

I don't even need to watch to know what will happen

by seattlebruin on Apr 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought Wilkerson was a good signing when we did it

And maybe it s, becase if he's just a place holder for Wlad, then that's fine

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Random question

When a reliever comes in with men on and gets the final outs who does the strand rate count for?

by Fett42 on Apr 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RP

that's why you'll see RP with LOB% over 100% early in the year.

by Matthew on Apr 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AM SILVA, HEAR ME ROAR!

Carlos Silva - Seattle Mariners Desktop Wallpaper Series

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think

He's a very ugly player, not as ugly as Colon or Lackey, but right in line after those two

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brad

Fat Face Wilkerson

I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.

by CGfan on Apr 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Warning track power.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whoops

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully he's not hurt....

jk 5-6 months please

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

actually you're wrong Torii

he doesn't have that much pop

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

GTE of the week:

"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"

~Jordan of Boise

by Goose on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please be OK >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i was thinking the same thing

It might be awkward if the Blowers did the black voice though

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome...

oh well we shuld be up 5-2 or something

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game oVER!!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's tied...

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this were ST, yes

Baseball can't end in a tie.

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by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ichiro would have caught that

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT KOTCHMAN!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck it

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll FUCK

The one time Safeco Field does NOT work in our pitcher's favor.

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by JLC on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK SEATTLE AND FUCK SEXSON AND WILKERSON AND FUCK BASEBALL.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mystery question of the day.

Will one of today's starters record a strikeout?

by ThundaPC on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garland

Unless he doesn't make it to Sexson Wilkerson again

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by LantermanC on Apr 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...its funny..I wanna see it

the whole die in a fire thing...Silva would burn for days

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he'd marinate

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Apr 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are we batting are second and third hitters

batting 6th and 7th? >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Napoli looks like

hes in the Aryan brotherhood

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs