4/12: Open 18+ Game Thread
All right, we're all adults. It's safe to cut loose.
HOMER: If you're happy and you know it, say a swear!
NELSON: Boobs!
MILHOUSE: Hiney!
RALPH: Mittens!
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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I think we've scarred that kid for life
Seriously.
by OlSalty on
Apr 12, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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He was already scarred...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on
Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT
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FUCKING BALLS
I clicked on the wrong link
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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Giardi
I think I would have put Manny on there.... 2nd and 3rd two outs, Manny already having gone yard on Mussina... I'd rather take my chances with Youkilis then Manny.
Instead 2 run double Red Sox back on top 3-2
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Apr 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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I'm really amazed at how few posts there are on the other SB Nation blogs
I swear, we have more posts pre-game than most have post-game
by saltydog75 on
Apr 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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Pfft, fuck Thomas the Tank Engine
Bob the Builder dude.
A series win.....Can we build it? You bet your sweet ass we can.
by Notor on
Apr 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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Shitfuck
Damn. Hell. Piss.
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on
Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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Fuck this goddamn shit
We're going to kick some fucking ass
by I'm NOT Corco on
Apr 12, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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i'm not gonna lie
i clicked on the under 18 even though i'm 26. Go play the balloons game and see what score you get. i got an 82.
by CGfan on
Apr 12, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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I scored a 135
But I'm pretty sure that gives me -1 billion in life
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on
Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM PDT
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I need to practice this for a bit.
The
Richie,
the
by Rollo Tomasi on
Apr 12, 2008 3:00 PM PDT
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I actually broke out a mouse for my laptop JUST for this.
by iheartjavelinas on
Apr 12, 2008 4:48 PM PDT
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just got an 82 using a mousepad.
i need something better to do...
br
by sirbrianwilson on
Apr 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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Was anyone else nervous enough
About filtered links to a game thread that they checked the URL to make sure we weren't being HHrolled?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on
Apr 12, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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Meekrab
That is all
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on
Apr 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT
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dang
i thought i did good...
I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.
by CGfan on
Apr 12, 2008 3:01 PM PDT
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I got 253 on the whistle game
then I stopped caring. how's everyone else doing on that one?
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on
Apr 12, 2008 3:07 PM PDT
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I told B.J. last year his brother was better
He flipped me off.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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Yeah..on that CF landing
Me and my buddy were chanting at him that "Justin's Better"...after we got a few more people on the landing to chime in he turned around after a pitch and flipped us off. Which only egged us on more, of course.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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i'm pretty sure
i'd rather get run over by a train than play the whistle game long enough to get up to 253. F that.
I keep cereal in my pocket to feed 'em.
by CGfan on
Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT
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I think
This is the funniest fucking thing yet on this site. Thomas the tank engine! I'd write lol but I think writing lol is fucking corny
by speedomike on
Apr 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT
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Don't look down...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT
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LOL
My web filter at work won't let me go to the under 18 site. Fuck this shit.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:23 PM PDT
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Um so ... what went down in last nights game thread?
This year has been great already for GT's, don;t ya think?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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Let's just say
I learned where the line is for what flies and what doesn't in the face of GTE. Only by crossing it, of course.
Free Barry Bonds
by thejew4u on
Apr 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT
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You didn't lie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:27 PM PDT
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Hey, give him more credit than that
There's a little red "X"
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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Uh
by Fett42 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:26 PM PDT
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That must have been a hell of a popup
Allowed Ankiel enough time to circle the bases and wait on home plate for the catcher to drop the catch. That's how it happened, right?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:29 PM PDT
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Did not even notice that...
I'd guess swinging bunt that shattered the bat and hit everyone with splinters rendering them unable to make a play on it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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Let's just say Jeff was right about the SF defense
by Fett42 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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BUT THERE WERE NO ERRORS SO THEY HAVE GREAT DEFENSES
HOW MANY OTHER TEAMS WOULD HAVE THE CATCHER ATTEMPT TO CATCH THE HOMERUN? INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES INTANGIBLES
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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On Gameday it says he hit the homer to CF
But then if you look at the location of the hit, it seems to be behind home plate. Maybe he hit it so hard that it circumnavigated the globe and ended up behind the catcher.
by timc on
Apr 12, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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Confirmation: it was to straightaway center
*shrug*
by Fett42 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:41 PM PDT
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Where's the fun in that?
I was enjoying the rampant speculation
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:48 PM PDT
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You've been about as successful as Kenji this year
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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I want to watch tonights game, but I don't want to watch Silva and I have work tomorrow. :(
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 3:27 PM PDT
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silva is an angel slayer.. .are u kidding me? he's 5-1. whats not to be excited about?
by Alaska on
Apr 12, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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Every start Silva will ever make for the M's, I will expect him to lose.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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Why?
Silva gets a bad rap, he's a pretty decent pitcher. He's not gonna blow other teams away but he also won't give the game away either.
by OlSalty on
Apr 12, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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I am just a pessimist/realist bread on a steady diet of M's blogs.
The first M's related website I ever found was USSM. Go figure.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 3:39 PM PDT
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I thought he sucked too...
until I read about him from somewhere else than USSM. I soon figured out that he isn't a bad pitcher, just a wildly overpaid one. If the Mariners signed him for what, 3 or 4 million a year, it'd actually be a good deal for the mariners, but paying a middle of the rotation starter 12 million a year is just stupid. I suppose USSM used its groupthink powers on its readers to convince them he's a bad starter. (the last sentence was sarcasm, I realize there is no way to interpret sarcasm into text on the internet).
by Fin on
Apr 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT
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Well, I'm too stupid for independent baseball related thoughts, so I'll stick with the negative bloggers comfort-blanket.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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I'm fine with Silva for...
4 years 32 million, but I dont' see him as that much better than RA Dickey, or Feierabend (though he did suck last year, but looks decent in his one start this year)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on
Apr 12, 2008 6:04 PM PDT
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Just sleep now, and then wake up when the game starts
and then sleep again after it ends. If you are having trouble falling asleep, just choke yourself a little
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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ya me too.... i was at a concert. missed a great one. I heart raul.
by Alaska on
Apr 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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?
Wrong reply?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Apr 12, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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I'm pissed I missed that game last night
by speedomike on
Apr 12, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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It was pretty awesome
I've still got a mixed bag of GTE lingering from last night, it was that good.
On the one hand, I'm still really pissed about that defensive debacle of an 8th inning that almost gave the game away. That was disgraceful and it's happened way too often this season. I think if I see another one of those two error innings with the game on the line I might just snap and throw my beer through the t.v..
On the other hand, I'm overjoyed that we won and have a pretty good chance of winning this series now.
by OlSalty on
Apr 12, 2008 3:40 PM PDT
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I saved some screencaps of the better GTE last night and showed them to a friend who is a Yankees fan.
He found them to be pretty shocking.
by HARRYP09 on
Apr 12, 2008 3:56 PM PDT
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Upload them.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 4:06 PM PDT
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Why do we underage people have to have our
reps tarnished by Coach? His personality represents .01% of all 16-17 year olds.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Apr 12, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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Side note: AJ is currently tied with Luis Hernandez in OPS
Also, Evan Longoria is making his debut
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Apr 12, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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So in the NLCS last year, Justin Upton, after sliding hard
into 2nd base to break up a DP, was hit by a pitch in his next at bat. He was a little pissed and Troy Tulowitzki told him "Hey calm down, we didn't want to hit you, we want you in the box. Because your nothing but a .200 hitter." (this is paraphrasing, but it's close).
20 year old Justin Upton, after going 3-3 with his 5th homer today(which is tied for the major league lead) is now hitting .415/.447/.805.
Tulowitzky is hitting .159/.245/.205.
The DBacks are 9-2. The Rockies are 5 games back at 4-7.
What now Tulowitzky? Who's the .200 now you little bitch.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 4:27 PM PDT
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Haha wow what an assholeish thing to say, especially for a rookie
But hilarious
by Fett42 on
Apr 12, 2008 4:36 PM PDT
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I found the actual quote
"Why would we hit you?" Tulowitzki barked. "You're a .200 hitter! We want you in the box! Shut up and go to the bag!"
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT
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In other news, the Braves released Player A.
The Braves released Spiezio on Saturday after he showed up to a AAA Richmond Braves game unprepared to play Friday, according to Braves general manager Frank Wren.
"We had an agreement with Scott," Wren said. "There were three things we asked him to do: No. 1 is to continue his aftercare, which included testing, No. 2, that he attend AA [meetings] and No. 3 he would show up at the park every day ready to play. And yesterday he was not ready to play."
Wren declined further comment on why Spiezio was unprepared to play. Spiezio’s agent Barry Meister declined to comment on specifics on Saturday as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT
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Bah. Why doesn't the quote ever extend past the first line?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 4:32 PM PDT
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Jon Suckland and the Sucks vs. Silva and the Mariners
I like these odds
by marinator on
Apr 12, 2008 4:34 PM PDT
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I dunno if I will be home tonight
But go M's!
by phil333 on
Apr 12, 2008 4:58 PM PDT
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HOW CAN WE FAST-FORWARD TIME?
Is it like the 75 word limit on fanposts?
one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later one hour later....
...dammit, this isn't working.
by esoteric on
Apr 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT
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Carmona is abusing my fantasy teams WHIP
Bradtastic!!
by MFAN on
Apr 12, 2008 5:09 PM PDT
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Indians pitching suddenly not looking so hot
Small sample size of course, but wowie those are some epic meltdowns by their best pitchers.
by OlSalty on
Apr 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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Oakland is pissing me off.
I didn't want to believe USSM but ... were they right about the A's?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT
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Hot streak.
This doesn't strike me as being sustainable but they could settle around .500.
by ThundaPC on
Apr 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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I'm only watching this game because I'm curious
how many runs our bullpen will give up tonight.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
Apr 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT
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I guess we lead the AL in walks
I think we're close to filling our quota already.
by Smegmalicious on
Apr 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT
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I still don't understand dow this is possble
even through 11 games.
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Apr 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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We lead the league in IBB
not so much because our hitters are so good as so many of them are so bad.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT
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Since we're over 18 now, can we post boobs?
I can imagine some pretty hilarious photoshops. Vidro with boobs. Sexy. Think about it.
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Apr 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT
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Papelbon is awesome.
His stuff and control is even better than JJ'.s IMO.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on
Apr 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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Somebody remind me, is that an automatic 30 day ban or 60 day ban?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT
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Lineups don't really matter so don't worry too much.
Unless they plugged Vidro in at leadoff, of course.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
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Apr 12, 2008 6:01 PM PDT
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I worry about any McClusterfuck tinkering
Vidro is not a power hitter, and the #5 hole should be a power hitters spot. Unfortunately, Sexson and Wilkerson don't interest me in the #5 hole either, so meh.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM PDT
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Sadly
McLaren's tinkering is better than anything we've had in years.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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Hard to dispute that
but it would be hard to do worse
by marinator on
Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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Okay, FSN can eat a bowl of dicks.
If they want to show Jazz basketball here instead of baseball today, fine, whatever. But put that in the goddamn listings so I'm not beating my wife in rage when it's Mormon Pregame instead of Talking Microphone Nightly.
by Jordan of Boise on
Apr 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT
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you call your dick
your wife? That's odd...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
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Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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What exactly is a bowl of dicks anyway? Is it like a bunch of dicks just wiggling around? Or is it like a bunch of dicks sticking out like baguettes?
Louis C.K reference sort of worked...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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If you're asking that question
you don't go to enough parties, they're everywhere nowadays, can't have a party without beer or a bowl of dicks, standard
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
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Apr 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT
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Had to dig the fan out of the garage today.
Nice and warm. Too bad it's not gonna last(at least not around here).
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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After years of pretending I could live without it in San Diego,
I'm buying A/C tomorrow. I can't do another summer of this shit.
by Teej on
Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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That one ~week last August was fucking unbearable
by Jeff on
Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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Yes. I had company in town for four or five of those days, too.
In a one-bedroom apartment on the second floor. I don't care what anyone says, it DOES get too hot in San Diego sometimes.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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80 degrees at game time in APRIL
Tough to beat a day like this.
by marinator on
Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT
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circa 2007
What with our newfound patience (!)
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Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT
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Yes, that line drive looks EXACTLY like a popup.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:11 PM PDT
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I'm such a cheapass
Should've bought tickets, definitely the series to go to, specially Friday and Sunday
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
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Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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...hit right at Raul Ibanez
AND HE"S THERE AND HE MAKES THE CATCH.
Raul's awesome cause he makes even these plays exciting
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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Nice job Richie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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Matthews in CF, Anderson in RF
HIT THE BALL TO THE OUTFIELD!!!
Bradtastic!!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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Way to KO that ball, Richie
It was a tough fight there for a few, but you managed to subdue it
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Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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In between hop
Trust me..im critical of the guy every change..but a great play there. Although he's a pussy and wears a cup, I think
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT
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There's an Angels fan near Red's usual seat
Are we being Punk'd?
by Jeff on
Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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There's still 2.5 hours to go in the game at least
That's enough time for anyone in Western WA to organize a possie and go hand out justice
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Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT
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Possie?
Paging AK.....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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I think lynch mob is more his type
Or SS commando unit
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Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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Silva looks extra greasy tonight
I'm starting to adore the grease.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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2 balls smoked though
I fucking hate you Mariners
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Apr 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT
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2 GB's and a decorated pop-fly
Stylin'
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Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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7 pitches. Oh yeah,
this game's gonna go quick.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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But, Garland's an ace!
You can never have enough pitching! Especially when given the chance to give away a Gold-Glove .300 shortstop for an aging flyball pitcher who cant strike out to save his life!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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We need to send Garland a message right here
and it should read 'we have you by the short and curlies'
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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Apparently Garland is a sinkerball pitcher
Touche, Ricoh.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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Could someone photoshop carlos silva to give him multiple arms and call him Carlos Shiva?
I don't know why, but that just sounds awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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I wish ichiro would at least start looking good
Doesn't have to get hits, but at least some good ABs
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
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Apr 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT
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yeah sorta
but Jose has some good numbers and is looking good/patient/notweakerthancrap/notlostlikealittlekidabandonedinamall
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
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Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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I wish MLBtv would let you resize the screen
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Its hilarious to me
how predictable Ichiro's seasons are and how hard a time the different systems have projecting him.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT
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Oh, Howie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT
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Thanks Howie
You underachieving idiot.
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Hahaha...that was funny.
It's always funny when it happens to the other guy.
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I'm digging Jose's turquoise batting gloves.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
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Apr 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT
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Howie Kendrick is the worst 2nd baseman of all time
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Vidro
Soriano
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Game Thread Emotion
you know it when you see it.
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It'll be here shortly
I fucking hate you Mariners
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Game Thread Emotion
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
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Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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Example A
is on Goose's signature
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Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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Oh ok
I must have missed the birth of that term. I thought maybe it was something sexual
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if someone asks you to fuck his pussy you'll know
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by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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Howie's rusty.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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He needs some oil
Just run your fingers through Silva's hair, Howie.
by Jeff on
Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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I get back and it's already the bottom of the 1st
Who are these Angels? The Mariners or something?
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RAUUUULL!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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rauuuuul
on fire!
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by LantermanC on
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who says he has no legs?
triple!
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by LantermanC on
Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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HOLY SHIT IBANEZ
I fucking hate you Mariners
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Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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Your U's are infinite
You are the fucking man at the plate Rauuuuuul
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IBANEZ IS ON FIRE!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
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RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(ahem) (cough) UUUUUUUUL!
--Shrug
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by Shrug on
Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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sounds like me...
you got a bug or something?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT
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Adam Jones
would've hit a homer
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HAHAHAHA Garrett Anderson in LF
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by Bearskin Rugburn on
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How did he stretch that into a triple?
His legs must be feeling good.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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HIT THE BALL TO THE OUTFIELD
IT IS NOT A GOOD OUTFIELD
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Apr 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT
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Jon Garland, extreme flyballer
Is McLaren managing the Angels?
by Matthew on
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left hit it left
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by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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Musta hit his sinker...right?
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Despite being slow in the OF
Raul actually get his fair share of triples
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WTF?
That looked like it was going alot farther.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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c'mon hotdog fingers
show them what you're made of
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Is Anderson worse than Ibanez?
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Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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Halo's Heaven NO
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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last year he was the worst LF in the majors.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on
Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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ouch
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I don't know if there's a strong correlation between that and wins over a season
but I approve
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Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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not sure
but we've been at least tied in every game so far
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by LantermanC on
Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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That didn't look like a popup...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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I really hate slampig
Get that outta the way before he flies out
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by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT
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"AND THAT BALL--...popped up into shallow..."
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To be fair, I was completely fooled on that as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
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didn't want to admit it
but me too
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Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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A minute ago FSN said Garland hit 96
I giggled and drool came out
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Apr 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT
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HAHAHA WHAT A HORRIBLE HIT!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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man,
Bonds would destroy Garland.
BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE VIDRO SMELLS SAUSAGE AT FIRST!!!!!!!!11111111
by Matthew on
Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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VVVVVVVVIDRO
Nah, doesn't have that ring to it
--Shrug
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by Shrug on
Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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Heart attack!
Raul with a triple and Vidro driving him in???
Wow!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
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Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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So, we have an offense
This is a pretty decent feeling
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Apr 12, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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How did he get air under that?
I'm getting the vapors.
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Haha Garland is terrible!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
GTE of the week:
"SEXSON WANTS TO TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURB"
~Jordan of Boise
by Goose on
Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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Yeah you really got a gem there Angels
Garland is damn near an ace!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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I can't believe that cleared the infield. >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on
Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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hahahahaha Jon Garland blows.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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Big Sexy!
for all the sexson bashing, I think he's looking fairy decent this year
As long as he hits over 235 i'm fine
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Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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he's alternating looking good and looking like shit
which is a lot better than last year.
by Matthew on
Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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VIDRO GOES 1st to 3rd!!
THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BAD OUTFIELD
by Matthew on
Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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PROFESSIONAL SHITTER
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that was meant to be
PROFESSIONAL S HITTER
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Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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Ah there's the GTE
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by Bearskin Rugburn on
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Nice Richie
this is his game!*
*once a year
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by kentroyals5 on
Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT
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Graham is pissed that he's missing Garland's regression.
by Matthew on
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Graham is always pissed.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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This is one professional pitcher
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SHITTY ARMS
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Vidro got the third on a sharp single
.. another odd inning
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Near 0.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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How come the Halos never make people
pay for errors this badly? >_<
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um yesterday?
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2 errors in the same inning and we got 1 run.
Then left the bases loaded.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
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Let's go Wilk
I like saying "Wilk" so I need him to stay around.
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Apr 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT
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Wilkerson...
Looking bad...
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This ain't the Masters Wilk
--Shrug
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This is especially sweet given Rev's intro to his game thread
"Jon Garland Verus Carlos Silva is going to be a fIP-fEST for you sTAT-hEADS."
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worse stuff
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Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT
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WTF Dave?? that game is in the 7th
Bradtastic!!
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Apr 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT
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If Rich Harden and Halladay were totally healthy
I'd put them up there with the top 4 pitchers (felix bedard santana peavy)
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what's wrong with Halladay?
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Halladay isn't quite the man he used to be
Still very very good, but not what he used to be.
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So....Wilkerson
good patience...but jesus..when he swings he turns into complete garbage as a player. His swing is so late and...ugly
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The rumor with the Nats FO was that he was on the juice and once he got off it he lost a lot of his bat speed and power
Take that FWIW, since it is just subrosa rumormongering after all.
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bat speed is the biggest thing for me when watching
he hasn't made enough good contact yet (i've only seen one great swing with contact for him).
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It's really the same thing that's undone Richie as well
His bat has slowed down so much that he's looks like he's just guessing at the plate more often than not these days. It's a shame, because as perverse as it sounds, I've always liked the big lunkhead. I wish he wasn't deteriorating so clearly.
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I hate these sonics commercials
The sonics just stand there... no one cares about the Sonics anymore,if they were being treated fairly, we might though
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that was so not bradtastic
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it was more bradgelina
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Just joined the game thread..
Did I miss anything? Started to read through it but got lazy - I figured this was the next best way.
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I'm still having problems with silverlight
anyone know how to access the sound options so i can try and figure this shit out?
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What the...
Jon Garland has a 56% groundball rate so far this year.
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I know, but these things tend to stabilize pretty quick
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remember Washburn last year
he had almost sixty through April
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NO!
Only when he swings
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