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i guys

I am out with friends and checking the score. If the M's choke, I am ... probably just gonna go to bed.

Minor league wrap-up will go up tomorrow.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Felix

we need a DP

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Curve

green warming up

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKK!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CHANGE

K7!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So uh... this is nerve wracking.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Get up RRS NOW.....

IBB this animal.....Why does 1B have to be the open base? Seriously....

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

One more GuerreroK and we're done.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Put everything you have left into this AB Felix.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down GMJ

you're no Greg Myers.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He's missing outside by a mile

Vlad won't swing at anything until it's 3-0 and he gets a meatball

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all about

who has the bigger balls

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MAC

Pull him. NOW

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Done.

Green time. Not a terrible night, Felix.

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't you know?

It's still 1924. Nobody gets pulled before 120.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Wheel of Fortune Episode:

The guy on the final puzzle keeps yelling out stuff, the puzzle is thick as a brick or something, and he yells out

THICK AS A DICK

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck.

Get a lefty. Don't put Green in against this many lefties

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope RRS is coming in

Green vs lefty = trouble

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad box score: 1-4, RBI

Or...

3K, GB

Who's buying what and for how much?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

on second read

that didn't really apply as well as i thought it did but i'm drinking so w/e

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on

Wait until he faces Spuds in the 9th. It will read 2-5, 5 RBI

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe McLaren left him in.

I mean, yeah, Vlad's been hacking, but it's still VLAD.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

He could get anyone out the first three ABs. This one he didn't stand a chance.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok....

I'm not liking this match-up.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe this shit

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

sweetness thank god

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like watching

your dog run over by a steamroller

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead sustained

Underpants still mostly white

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God

Felix would've flipped his shit if he lost his potential win right there.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Anyone else watching FSN right now and see that Quizno's commercial? I thought it was a bad idea when Subway did it, now Quizno's is trying to one up them in the horrible idea department.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

run you pussy

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmed

He's hungover - maybe he had two Guiness ice creams.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo :(

If he's going to be hungover, I'd hope it's from sake bombs. mmmmmm

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowland-Smith

we need him for both innings. He's much better v right than Green v left.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

Oh, I was thinking Triple all the way. Still funny though

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Ichiro not end up at third there?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. Bullpen suckitude of london.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking bunt?

I wasn't serious before, Squinty....fuckin' a.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm.... Uh....

Yeah, really don't have anything to say to that...

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We are bunting

with 0 outs and runner on second already.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be okay with it if the Angels didn't have a lefty

don't really like Lopez's chances against a RH sidearmer, but...

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Hargrove approves!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Lopez CAN bunt

I hate when managers ask guys who have no clue how to bunt to bunt

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Mariners!

Angels' win.... Do.Not.Want!
(I'm visiting from AN). We nearly blew our game tonight :(

by streetfan on Apr 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the only thing you nearly blew tonight!

j/k -- welcome to the Angels bashing fest!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else did we....?

Uh never mind :)
Death to halos!

by streetfan on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAUUUUULLLL!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul sucks against Lefties

Only a ground-rule double!! Yank him.....

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Raul

I am learning to love you all over again

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Twice

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 12, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

You've earned back your U's, now don't make me take them away again

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The zombie has risen!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

All you people whining about Jones need

to shove it. >_<

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, you're not paying attention

Jones --> LF
Ibanez --> DH
Vidro --> Professional hot dot eating circuit

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a couple years

when AJ is an all-star, hopefully we can look back at this one game where Raul possibly won us a game and reminisce.

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Raul >:(

Get a good hit then fuck it up on the basepaths.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul is a god

Seriously, though, this is Cleveland last year.

dammit raul

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE IT

Jose and Pepe just traded spots in the dugout

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait....

Jose was on deck....went in the dugout and Pepe came out! Crazy..

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert said it at the game too

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 12, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

First pitch swinging...

three straight times.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh

If you don't say it, it isn't true

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazed we didn't get more hits off of Oliver

He was throwing some meat-tastic stuff up there, too bad.

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Green looking sexy so far

Swinging strikes missing by a mile

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

you jinxed him

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I'm shutting up now about it

Kotchman is making some GREAT cuts tonight...

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

So, two more lead changes in this game?

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you Aybar

that was an easier play than he made

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

we need RRS in there now

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me up the ass

And slap my balls with a garden hose

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I have it bookmarked.

Along with about a half a dozen other images.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit Green

Louisville sucks

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If this shit gets vultured

Felix is going to beat a bitch with a bike chain.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank god.

Kotchman you lucky bastards. WILLITS SIGHTING!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GINGER WILLITS!!!

Willie, that's the man you wish you were

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SEXSON

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There must be a direct corellation between

The arc length of the Win Probability Graph and my blood pressure.

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sexson

I will kill you.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I repeat.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

pick willits off

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie

You fucking suck.
You deserve the boos.

by krb on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha, fucking cock balls

THIS IS NOT BRADTASTIC

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, there must be a direct corellation between

The arc length of the Win Probability Graph and my blood pressure.

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing hysterically.

Well done.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can' stop laughing at this.

Recommended for sure. Excellent use of GTE.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is our fault

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good bunt, Jeff.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright good inning over

oh wait we drink absolut balls on D

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sherrill strikes them out

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Worked last AB...

RALLY TIME!!!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Crappy hitting FTL.

:(

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in RRS

RRS in, game over???

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks as bad as King Felix did

Before that Vlad AB. RRS time...

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate chone

so much more than willits.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is green still in?

should have been out 3PA ago.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn!

Figgins on base, bad!

by streetfan on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

3 walks.

Up to GMJ.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU JESUS

Not the regular Jesus, the little baby Jesus. That's how I like to think of him.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of babies

we could probably kill one with all of this GTE

just knock one right out of the sky

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inning over

Breathing again now

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye everyone....

I won't be able to handle this shit the rest of the season and I want you all to know that I will be pissing on you from heaven.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Jones bobbles that

/ducks, runs.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I won't lie to you guys

I shit myself when I saw him inside out nthat to left field.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

No, gout was appropriate

That inning made me wish I had it. Would be preferable to watching out late inning play right now.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our*

I can't spell either apparently.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Ibanez gets to that one. -_-;

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We deserve to be down by 8 after that inning

I think contrary to popular belief, God does not hate the Mariners

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

As much as we bitch about Raul's range,

at least he doesn't make STUPID FUCKING MISTAKES. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU GREEN, AND RICHIE.

by redwolf75 on Apr 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm no where near as mad at Green

as I am at Richie. Get the fuck infront of the ball you asshat.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willits out of the game

Willits licks lollipops from strangers

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHHHAAAATTT???

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Sexson's IFH% is unreal. 3rd of the season.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you like them apples

Chone?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Figgins' schizophrenic defense

shows its ugly side.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you McLaren

Are you platooning Wilkerson or not?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

or cairo, whatever...

MI doesn't mean fast....

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No PH for Sexson?

What the fuck is Norton here for?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PR I meant.

Norton could replace him at first.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Apr 11, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIRO LIVES!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

They're playing the theme from Speed Racer for Cairo.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

(grog... grog...)

I'm sorry... pardon me if this is the wrong forum... but I just had this CRAZY dream that Richie Sexson just got an infield single. I've really got to lay off the peyote.

Just depending on you all to restore some sanity in my life.

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Apr 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be a great fucking time for Kenji to breakout.

...and really, NOW your going to pinch run, why not before the last batter?

by CstSnow on Apr 11, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Theyre not cheering for you miguel

Probably the most applause he's ever received

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a power pitch

Kenji want to walk three times

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time they do the wave

A wing of Children's Hospital loses power for 15 minutes.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Worries...

it's just the "goofy kids" wing. No Biggie.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if he breaks the opponent's chemestry,

I don't care if he hits .200! He deserves spot on this team in my book.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah Kenji with a nice acting job.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

If Kenji doesn't get a sac fly

I want to see him impale himself on his bat, samurai style

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

All sitting on the base

writing a death poem

the umpire is trying to drag him away but he won't move or even talk

carefully wraps the handle of his bat in a towel

then starts trying to furiously jam the handle of the bat into his stomach, a single tear rolling down his cheek at the sight of his continued shame

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOHJIMA DID SOMETHING!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh.....

Now just don't let anyone get on for the Vlad homer.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go

No more LL hating on Kenji!

by phil333 on Apr 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

kj;alskdjf;lsa;js;l;gjlsalksajdgglk

This game has absolutely devastated my blood pressure

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My God our bullpen sucks these days.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it really does

Not trying to pile on, but...when the truth is spoken, it''s spoken.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godamnit. Stupid work.

GO MARINERS!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bulger?

Where is Trufant when ya need him!?!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet Mary this is a great game

I want Putz back

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HA first pitch was a strike

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro catches that

because he's real GG

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GOLD GLOVER

YUNI YOU'RE THE FUCKING SHIT!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni!

Torii Hunter overrated!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your made of fail Hunter

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES WIZZLE WOZZLE BYAJHHHHHH

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And we're going to lose.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

"In play, run(s) scored"

really does not hold a candle to "in play, run-scoring play"

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Apr 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNI!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you hunter!!!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro's timing is off....

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, buddy!

Loafie should be bunting right now!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh snap, it's Raul

and for once, it's not a bad thing

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni broke gameday.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT AB there!

That at bat illustrates perfectly the difference between 2007 and 2008 Lopez.

by okdan on Apr 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would make this game complete?

Another HR by Ibanez. -_-;

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

Close call

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Sounds like Raul knocked the piss out of that.

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The piss, the shit, the snot, AND the ear wax

He was damn lucky to be standing exactly where he was or that's at least a double

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a seat Raul

You've done more then enough tonight

by IceStormV1 on Apr 11, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

also way to slide genius

but i can't knock him too much tonight

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

That was fantastic contact and bad luck

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf lopez..

wimpiest double ever...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow,

That was the weirdest double ever.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

I remember Vlad getting a double almost exactly like that vs the M's last year. Fuck pussy hits...you don't need them Vlad.

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a web gem...

If Ichiro got that...

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Apr 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run deficit?

This inning is either gonna be interesting or short.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

hm...

wilkerson has a hose?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIRO!

WHAT A SPECTACULAR PLAY

FOR HIM

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized

Vlad went 2-5 with a double... oh how stats dont always tell the story

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn

now that this baseball game's over maybe I can relax

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Crud. Good (and crazy) game, M's.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

M's win, Angels lose

All is right in the world

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe FTW!!

my fantasy team needed that save, you rule Mark!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I had the most awesome fantasy day

Over 100 points in my CBS h2h league - Felix and Webb wins, monster day by Pena, great days by Hamilton, Yunel Escobar, and Jason bay, and good days by R. Martin, Loafie, and Kinsler.. it's a great day when A-Rod is your weakest hitter..

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a cigarette

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

This is why I fear commitment, the M's are always toying with my emotions like this.

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thank freakin goodness for the keys to the game

Pitch gud

don let best hittur hit gud

everybudy play gud

Well, glad we worked that out!

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yea! Good thing too....

Thank you Felix and random Ms... xxx

Must go watch some of the wire now....
Tomorrow is going ta suck.

by JuliaHope on Apr 11, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

baseball is back

that was the first game where I was really nervous, I just didn't seem to care when they lost to Baltimore. It takes me about 2 weeks to finally get into the season, today was the 1st really exciting game for me :)

GO M'S!!!!!!!!!!!

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, this is clever

"When a hack like Raul Ibonerz hits a funk blast off ya, the next at bat you crack his helmet of at least putz his ribcage."

Raul IBONERz. Oh man, that slays me. Plus, he spelt 'or' wrong. That site kinda gives angels fans a bad name.

by joof on Apr 11, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh, HH

SBN's "Special Ed" room.

Also, can LAAAAAA fans get a worse name? I never remembered hearing about them in any sort of god way.

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

It's 2AM, and time for bed. I give up.

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

comedic value.

Not high-brow humor, mind you. More like MAD TV cheap, awful humor.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's not MAD TV humor at all

because it's unintentional comedy - the MAD TV ppl are actually trying to be funny.

by seattlebruin on Apr 11, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate to say it, but

the fact that we survived that disaster of an inning with a win made it just that much sweeter.

by redwolf75 on Apr 11, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta agree

...and I'm kind of looking forward to greaseballs pitching tomorrow. Is that bad?

I mean, to my defense, he plays a fast game and he hasn't pitched bad yet

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Again, hate to say it, but at this point, I'd rather see Silva pitching over Batista any day.

by redwolf75 on Apr 11, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to Silva too

The Angels suck against him, and Garland sucks balls.

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, the A's are in 1st

for some reason this makes me happy.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Iono who was watching the Angels feed

but Rex Hudler spent a LOT of time complimenting Raul's defense

by seattlebruin on Apr 11, 2008 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, as much as we give Raul shit about his range,

at least he actually catches the ball when he gets to it, and doesn't make stupid fucking mistakes *cough*Green*cough* *cough*Sexson*cough*

by redwolf75 on Apr 11, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

best part of the game was Felix pointing at Wilkerson after his single

I can't imagine those two ever hanging out, but it was still awesome.

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Mods -

if I go back and edit an old FanPost can you guys see what's been changed?

by seattlebruin on Apr 11, 2008 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

look, I know HH is retarded

but how do they think that the loss of this game resulted from the HBP missed call? A. There weren't any outs. B. the next play was a triple. C. The Mariners would've won had they not scored any more runs.

*head asplodes*

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on Apr 12, 2008 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

What whiny bitches. Unbelievable.

P.S. Being drunk apparently brings out righteous indignation against retards.

Fuckin' Richie Sexson man!

by TheBishop on Apr 12, 2008 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And now, a word from my beautiful GF who was at the game:

In the sixth inning when Beltre hit the foul ball and Kotchman tried to chase it down - I was right there!! The guy sitting next to me caught the ball!! Kotchman planted his ass right on the railing right in front of me - so I did what any good Mariner fan would do and I grabbed it!!!

I'm pretty sure I'm not retarded.

by Thingray on Apr 12, 2008 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

PS:

I don't wear pink Mariner gear either - that is a sacrilege!

I'm pretty sure I'm not retarded.

by Thingray on Apr 12, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap you're fucking awesome.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 12, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Brett

You need to control your section..I saw them trying to start the wave..assholes

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

we tried to hold down the fort behind home plate on the 300 level

it was a lost cause. I hate Seattle fans with the same passion they use to do the wave. bastards

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carry a big sign that says something normal about a player on the front

but on the back it says "Attendees who attempt to start the wave will be rounded up and shot"

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 12, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just yell things like

"BUSH SUPPORTERS LOVE THE WAVE!"

"HEY LOOK IT'S A CRITICAL GAME SITUATION ON THE FIELD"

"WEIRD BASEBALL IS HAPPENING I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE PAID OUR MONEY FOR"

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 12, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or

"I came to the wave and a baseball game broke-out"

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Apr 12, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, wait

What did you grab? The ball, the rail, or Kotchman's ass? Because unclear antecedents give this a completely different twist depending on what it refers to >_>

by joof on Apr 12, 2008 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was at the game tonight.

It was amazing despite king felix having an off night. Basically the offense pulled him through as well as a sweet double play by fellow King Awesome.

by Fin on Apr 12, 2008 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

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