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4/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2

The spirit of Chris Snelling is alive and well tonight.

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Ichiro's bobble heads

never look anything remotely like him

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dig the sunglasses

Martian Child Bobblehead Night

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm trying to watch porn

but every time the game thread updates, the picture skips.

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I google image searched hot dog fingers.

I'm not googling sausage penis or whatever.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha.. what?

who has that disease?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went back to the old thread and read the sausage cock comment

nice, i laughed hard at that one

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good, build up Richie's fielding confidence

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! New thread!

My computer breathes a sigh of relief.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sonuva...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKK!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU'RE DONE.

FELIKKKKKS!!!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Lackey and Escobar (sims did)

How freakin' nice that we're getting Weaver/Garland/Saunders instead of Lackey/Escobar/Weaver.... shoulder injuries are the panther of the game!

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU!

I was afraid to post that thinking nobody would know what I was talking about

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No it's not.

It's offensive to my inner-Seattlite. I'm going to drown my sorrows with Alice in Chains now.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that inning was full of lose.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that inning was full of lose win.

Fixed that for you.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

Felix is pretty absurd.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix is fucking cruising

and there are six lefty bats in that lineup. This is so unlike last year.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

NO DO NOT BRING BACK RALLY FRIES!

DIE BLOWERS DIE!

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how great would it be if Blowers could hear you think?

pretty great

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm. maybe if he could only

do it while you go all Rambo on him in your mind.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching Cardinals at Gnats here in the bay area

Giants just made two outs at home in the bottom of the fifth.

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Er, the 4th

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants are bound to improve, now that Dave Roberts is on the DL

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwahaha

Justin Upton swung so hard at a pitch that he fell on his ass.

Then he swung that hard again and hit it over 430 feet.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To tell you the truth,

I'm a little jealous you get to root for Justin Upton. It gives me Griffey-giddiness I've missed for 10 years just thinking about watching him develop.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His swing is so....calm....so controlled, so quiet, so quick.

And so powerful. I've never seen anything like it.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hhahaha I feel bad for Sexson

that ball is gone by a mile if that bat didn't break.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I were the hit doctor...

I'd say... turn into Wlad

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I were the hit doctor

I'd try to get a certificate of authenticity for my Ph.D.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ladies and Gentlemen, Justin Upton has arrived.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALK

he's gonna break the 15 walk mark by the allstar game!

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima is hitting .069

and you walked him on 4 pitches?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You heard him

6 for 12 at home, thats all that matters

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Joe's tracer is right...

Then wtf... Why do they show that thing if it's ALWAY wrong

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was off the plate bitch

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't question it.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That second pitch was not a strike. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How did hassehoff get popular?

He's not good looking, not a good actor... what's his appeal?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!

MAKE IT STOP! EYES BLEEDING!

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

get that hasselcock off my screen

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU

seriously, fuck you.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your welcome.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case any of you are still wondering if Ray Durham trade-worthy

Umm, no

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck my ass

goddamit, i hate GMJ, is ichiro lost in the field as well as teh plate?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

"I have sensitive skin" followed by "fuck my ass".

Hmmmmmmmmmm....

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Matthews

SHIT! No more flyballs Felix!

by marinator on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not pleased.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

THE HGH WORKS!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck!

I leave for 10 minutes and I walk in the door to a GMJ HR

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That fucking guy....

hits no one else....just the M's.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea this looks familiar

> 3-1 count

> Lefty

> Late in the game.

Automatic homerun.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure Vlad is flailing

BUt i've seen him Pull a slider like that and hit out 380 out of hte park

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are there empty seats?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vlad has swung at 4 straight balls.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKK

Three on Vlad.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3K's for vladdy daddy!

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least he owns Vlad's ass.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KK!!

EAT SHIT, GUERRERO

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5 straight balls.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

two of them

were 90mph sliders. cut him some slack

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vlad is one stubborn son of a bitch isn't he?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect game plan

he can't touch those outside fastballs.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that breaking ball was nasty...

and a strike..

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GMJ = new Marcus Scutaro

aka people who shouldn't be Mariner killers yet are...

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Totally not strikes. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

Nice try, Torii. Nuts.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well,

We held that off as long as possible.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you fucking kidding me

Why does this only happen to us.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

unreal....

The Angels get more broken bat hits than any other team I've ever seen.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!! VICTORY!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck off and die.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS MORE FUCKING OFFENSE

I'm gonna be so pissed if we lose 3-2.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we lose on that. I'm gonna punch the first person I see.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Roger Clemens walks into your house

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Hoff gets a pass.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Relax

Raul's up soon

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the weakest RBI single i've ever seen.

There have been bunts with more force..

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to call the US Patent Office tomorrow morning

I'm pretty sure the Angels are the only team legally permitted to get those hits.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was mighty fitting.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah.

PUSSY HITS FTW!!!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson flashing leather

the only way he can

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is so frustrating

This is like the opposite from last year in terms of luck

Except once again the Angels are beating us... what the hell.

by vkut79 on Apr 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kotchman swinging bunt: RBI single

Ichiro swinging bunt: out

This game is weird.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe I missed something

but why did Felix dive for that? if he lets it fall he can probably get kotchman at 1st.

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was pretty close to catching it...

...and I don't know that it's all that obvious during the play that he should have let it drop.

by ubelmann on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno...

it'd be a tough play too because he'd be right on the line with his momentum going the other way, and he'd probably use a crucial split second to look at the runner coming home. I don't think trying to dive for that was that stupid thinking when thinking that fast.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know in Space Jam

where the bad guys steal all the skills and powers of like Charles Barkley and the other NBA superstars? I'm afraid that's happened to Ichiro.

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're not Charles Barkley

You just a wannabe who looks like him

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PEZZER!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose....

you tried o fuck that up

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You about fucked that up big time Jose.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was trying to do this game

Without any GTE... I failed :( How's everyone doin tonight?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LUCKY SLIDE

holy shit

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Raul homers again

I'm going streaking.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pothead is scared of Raul

and rightfully so

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just one, instead of sliding into second

I wish the runner would flying kick the infielder

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so worried. :(

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IBB

lawl... good strategy though...

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just walk him.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Jered Weaver aware that

his hair makes him look like a California girl?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For that reason among many, many others

It pisses me off that he probably gets some pretty hot socal tail

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul walked

C'mon King Awesome. Don't let them do that to you.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on KING AWESOME!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morons

You don't walk Ibanez to get to King Awesome. Red'll bust a nut on the front row in just a minute.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

Beltre lays off two straight sliders low and away.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHEW!!

Same pitch, same no swing.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Courage sighting!

COME ON BELTRE DO IT!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not good.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just don't swing

Weaver's not throwing strikes he's going through a hippy dippy moment

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is Beltre's "clutch" eye

Normally he whiffs on both

by vkut79 on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have that guy on TiVo

And if I run into him at another game, I'm buying him a beer

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!

NO CATCH BELTRE STILL ALIVE

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Safeco Fans....

actually didn't get out of the way for an opposing fielder?

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

2 SLIDERS AWAY TAKEN!!!! AND JOH WALKED WHAT THE FUCK???

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit....

hope for a wild pitch

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok well

4 hitless wonders in a row... so...

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhh shit...

I got really excited for a second and then really disappointed.

I'm just happy I'm not pissed after that AB.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm starting to wonder about this thread....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I keep imagining a Fat pepe Vidro with a mini breakfast sausage on his crotch, eating himself

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna be pretty bummed

if I still have the gayest comment after this one... Mine wasn't even bad

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

sausage cock is one thing, but exfoliation?

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really know why I care anyways

I was trying to make it as gay as possible... I'll look at it as a success

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about

a patented Vidro IF single?

by marinator on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on you fat fuck.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god.

Too close.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's it like for other teams'

fans, when their DH comes up with a guy on third and you go 'Hey, sweet!'?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, fucking great.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro...

just got pitched around for Sexson....

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm starting to get used to that.

I have a feeling it'll happen all year.

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit.

That was as good as an out in this situation.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitching coach to Weaver:

"Relax, it's Sexson. You got this. Just throw offspeed shit off the plate."

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Richie you cocksucker

If you fuck this up, the boos will be loud enough to damage wildlife habitat along the sound.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck off, Blowers.

Richie sucks balls and you know it.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't it 2 years ago

Richie was a grand slam machine?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we PH Norton?

If Richie K's here he will be booed out of the state

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling this is a 3

true outcomes moment.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 of those would be cool

however the other one is probbably waaaay more likely

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn it Richie

That was your pitch!!!

by marinator on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

that was the pitch there....

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CRUSH THAT FUCKING PITCH YOU DICKSUCK

HOLY FUCK

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's fucking Norton?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it Richie, just don't fucking swing.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT SWING!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2.

At-bat over

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

This is why you don't swing.

by vkut79 on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

Not a bad AB.

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK WALK!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BB RBI!!!!

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES! BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well that doesn't hurt

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It worked...

...but taking that pitch doesn't seem like a repeatable strategy for success.

by ubelmann on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's been his strategy all season

don't swing at anything, hope nobody notices. So far it's working ok for him.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RICHIE!!!!!!!

BUST IT OPEN BRAD!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Never swing again!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Wilkersuck

2 outcomes.
Crit Fail.
Another funk walk.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who else had..

"Fuck you Richie." loaded up and ready for the K?

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always have that loaded up

No matter who's at bat and what the situation is.

by marinator on Apr 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSS

Wilk do your magic and blast one

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do something Wilkerson.

Please, be an Expo again.

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT SWING!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*Sigh*

YOU MUST THROW STRIKES.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie Sexon

Our 6'7" Eddie Giedel

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

You think they were pitching him away?

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Follow Richie, Wilk

No swinging allowed.

by krb on Apr 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seroiusly, stop swinging!

it would've been a 4 pitch walk possibly

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Is this a really slow set of baserunners, or the slowest baserunning set ever?

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KASJD:LK!!!!

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!!!!

WILKERSON!!!!!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILKERSON!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A HIT!!!

WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILK!!!!

HOLY SHIT WILK AND RICHIE DRIVING IN RUNS!!

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was saving my last beer for later

But that hit needs a toast

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR WILKERSUCK BULLSHIT!

WILKERSON WOOO!!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YWESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

HOLY SHIT OFFENSE HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU WEAVER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRADTASTIC

SCREW ALL YOU HATERS WOOOOOOOO

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

It figures.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 years ago...

...Hunter makes that an out. And that's what the Angels are paying him for.

by ubelmann on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Especially since they have HGH

Who would do exactly the same thing in that situation.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, Sausage Cock is better than Wilkersuck.

I propose a ban on Wilkersuck.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not even bad

So the name is not only unimaginative, it's also not true.

Just stupid altogether.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that nickname

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I propose a ban on all unclever nicknames

most of which include "suck" somewhere.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Joh

Turn this into an 0-for-40 so we can see Clement!

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 Kenji walks in 1 game?

can it be possible?

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Their potato is more potato-y than our potato.

Darin > Eric
O'Day = O'Flahtery

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima: Two walks.

The sky is falling.

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt + bases loaded?

=uh oh for LAA

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mommy, I'm scared.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji!

yuni-bomb time

Bradtastic!!

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is this thing that we're doing...

Where we get to go to first base without hitting the ball?

by dkulich on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the ocean is dry

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, holy shit that was impressive.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN

Nice play, though

by krb on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 walks?

good call on basehit asshole

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man...

That was some range.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you fucking kidding me?

What a goddamn cockblock.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

That was ridiculous

by dkulich on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Johjima walks.

Holy SHIT THANK YOU AYBAR.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Applause to that.

by phil333 on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni tries to take that to first

And it ends up in the dugout. Heads up play. Wow. My pants smell like the Westlake Center bus stop right now.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

You let drunk hobos shit in your pants? Whatever floats it, I guess...

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm only one tour in Vietnam from being a hobo

And I've got the drunk part down. 50% of the way...

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I can't even be that mad

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fitting

Yuni bounces out into a play that Yuni makes three years ago. >:(

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Even better than the "Check Spelli" button on one of my programs at work....

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

I'm hallucinating. Did that really happen?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, what do you guys think. Will this game be done by 10?

Becuase I'm going to have some serious conflicts with Battlestar Galactica then.

by HARRYP09 on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubtful

Both bullpens are currently colorful.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno

But I have DVR. If the game runs late, all the better - I won't have to watch SciFi commercials for bad miniseries and shows I'll never care about.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, look

Felix is pitching. It's the first time all game I forgot.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nay

Methinks Hyphen

by saltydog75 on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just in

Greg Norton was just a cover, Rick White is now warming up in the pen.

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Groundout!

Yay, the world is right again.

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones would have...

Ah screw it. Fuck you Raul.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you, raul.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Raul.

I mean - are you kidding?! How does management not see the shittiness

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His Veteran Shield is level 7+

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They see it

but they also see the piles of money that dumbfuck fans pay to see their "favorite player"

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even he knows he sucks

Someone send Squinty the memo

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Didn't take long to start back on Raul, eh?

He gets one more run of miscues before he's back even for the game.

by Faux on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I don't want to hear anything about Jones.

If Raul weren't playing, you wouldn't be winning. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Since you're visiting, i'll fill you in

Jones --> LF
Raul --> DH
Vidro --> Hell

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DH RAUL

He can still hit. But fielding is a problem.

by okdan on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Geoff Baker

you were wrong. Again.

by G_ on Apr 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit....

c'mon Felix....

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh

noes

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another homer would be awesome, GMJ.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

get him out

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's about done....

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok DP time Felix

/porn director

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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