4/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 8:14 PM PDT
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Raul has hit some freakin looooongcat homers tonight.
longcat is looooooooooong
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
I'm trying to watch porn
but every time the game thread updates, the picture skips.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
I google image searched hot dog fingers.
I'm not googling sausage penis or whatever.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I went back to the old thread and read the sausage cock comment
nice, i laughed hard at that one
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Yeah! New thread!
My computer breathes a sigh of relief.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
97 MPH K 98 MPH K and a 99 MPH K
King is feeling saucy!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
YOU'RE DONE.
FELIKKKKKS!!!!!!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Speaking of Lackey and Escobar (sims did)
How freakin' nice that we're getting Weaver/Garland/Saunders instead of Lackey/Escobar/Weaver.... shoulder injuries are the panther of the game!
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
THANK YOU!
I was afraid to post that thinking nobody would know what I was talking about
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No it's not.
It's offensive to my inner-Seattlite. I'm going to drown my sorrows with Alice in Chains now.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I'm gonna throw in Bedard
and "starting pitchers", because for one inning it's putz, then maybe papelboner
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Brandon Webb should be in here, I think.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't put him ahead of those 3. But I'd put him 4 or 5 for sure.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Felix is fucking cruising
and there are six lefty bats in that lineup. This is so unlike last year.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
NO!
NO DO NOT BRING BACK RALLY FRIES!
DIE BLOWERS DIE!
how great would it be if Blowers could hear you think?
pretty great
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm. maybe if he could only
do it while you go all Rambo on him in your mind.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching Cardinals at Gnats here in the bay area
Giants just made two outs at home in the bottom of the fifth.
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
Er, the 4th
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
The Giants are bound to improve, now that Dave Roberts is on the DL
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
Bwahaha
Justin Upton swung so hard at a pitch that he fell on his ass.
Then he swung that hard again and hit it over 430 feet.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
To tell you the truth,
I'm a little jealous you get to root for Justin Upton. It gives me Griffey-giddiness I've missed for 10 years just thinking about watching him develop.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
His swing is so....calm....so controlled, so quiet, so quick.
And so powerful. I've never seen anything like it.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
hhahaha I feel bad for Sexson
that ball is gone by a mile if that bat didn't break.
If I were the hit doctor
I'd try to get a certificate of authenticity for my Ph.D.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen, Justin Upton has arrived.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Johjima is hitting .069
and you walked him on 4 pitches?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
If Joe's tracer is right...
Then wtf... Why do they show that thing if it's ALWAY wrong
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that was off the plate bitch
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
How did hassehoff get popular?
He's not good looking, not a good actor... what's his appeal?
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so is Lothar
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
YARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!
MAKE IT STOP! EYES BLEEDING!
FUCK YOU
seriously, fuck you.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think its more of an ironic thing
Its definitely not because of talent
In case any of you are still wondering if Ray Durham trade-worthy
Umm, no
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
"Why this man is mowing his lawn in a skirt, and why his neighbors are upset. Film at 11"
Just played on the LAA broadcast.
fuck my ass
goddamit, i hate GMJ, is ichiro lost in the field as well as teh plate?
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Fuck!
I leave for 10 minutes and I walk in the door to a GMJ HR
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
That fucking guy....
hits no one else....just the M's.
Yes, more sliders like that please, thank you.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Sure Vlad is flailing
BUt i've seen him Pull a slider like that and hit out 380 out of hte park
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KK!!
EAT SHIT, GUERRERO
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
two of them
were 90mph sliders. cut him some slack
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Vlad is one stubborn son of a bitch isn't he?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Perfect game plan
he can't touch those outside fastballs.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
GMJ = new Marcus Scutaro
aka people who shouldn't be Mariner killers yet are...
Someone say something witty.
I know he's slow..
...but it's like he gets slower every time I see him.
JJ has no soul patch and hes on the DL
Awesome promotion
Wow, Kenji actually didn't stab at it for once.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
WHAT THE FUCK PUSSY HIT WAS THAT
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
unreal....
The Angels get more broken bat hits than any other team I've ever seen.
NEEDS MORE FUCKING OFFENSE
I'm gonna be so pissed if we lose 3-2.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
If we lose on that. I'm gonna punch the first person I see.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
That was the weakest RBI single i've ever seen.
There have been bunts with more force..
Someone say something witty.
I'm going to call the US Patent Office tomorrow morning
I'm pretty sure the Angels are the only team legally permitted to get those hits.
I thought "FTW" was only used in video games, is it commonly used everywhere?
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Fucking Christopher Lloyd
Always fucking up my day
Sexson flashing leather
the only way he can
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
This is so frustrating
This is like the opposite from last year in terms of luck
Except once again the Angels are beating us... what the hell.
Its a good thing that was Jeff
and not Napoli.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
maybe I missed something
but why did Felix dive for that? if he lets it fall he can probably get kotchman at 1st.
He was pretty close to catching it...
...and I don't know that it's all that obvious during the play that he should have let it drop.
I dunno...
it'd be a tough play too because he'd be right on the line with his momentum going the other way, and he'd probably use a crucial split second to look at the runner coming home. I don't think trying to dive for that was that stupid thinking when thinking that fast.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
You know in Space Jam
where the bad guys steal all the skills and powers of like Charles Barkley and the other NBA superstars? I'm afraid that's happened to Ichiro.
You're not Charles Barkley
You just a wannabe who looks like him
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I was trying to do this game
Without any GTE... I failed :( How's everyone doin tonight?
Free Barry Bonds
If Raul homers again
I'm going streaking.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Just one, instead of sliding into second
I wish the runner would flying kick the infielder
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
IBB
lawl... good strategy though...
Free Barry Bonds
Is Jered Weaver aware that
his hair makes him look like a California girl?
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For that reason among many, many others
It pisses me off that he probably gets some pretty hot socal tail
Morons
You don't walk Ibanez to get to King Awesome. Red'll bust a nut on the front row in just a minute.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah you better not swing at that fucking pitch this time.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Holy shit.
Beltre lays off two straight sliders low and away.
WHEW!!
Same pitch, same no swing.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Courage sighting!
COME ON BELTRE DO IT!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Just don't swing
Weaver's not throwing strikes he's going through a hippy dippy moment
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That is Beltre's "clutch" eye
Normally he whiffs on both
I have that guy on TiVo
And if I run into him at another game, I'm buying him a beer
Free Barry Bonds
YES!!
NO CATCH BELTRE STILL ALIVE
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Safeco Fans....
actually didn't get out of the way for an opposing fielder?
HOLY SHIT
2 SLIDERS AWAY TAKEN!!!! AND JOH WALKED WHAT THE FUCK???
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
ohhh shit...
I got really excited for a second and then really disappointed.
I'm just happy I'm not pissed after that AB.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
I'm starting to wonder about this thread....
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
haha
I keep imagining a Fat pepe Vidro with a mini breakfast sausage on his crotch, eating himself
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I'm gonna be pretty bummed
if I still have the gayest comment after this one... Mine wasn't even bad
I dunno
sausage cock is one thing, but exfoliation?
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really know why I care anyways
I was trying to make it as gay as possible... I'll look at it as a success
We need a professional hitter right about now.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Cmon infield single!
Just dont get out please
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
a million times more accurate the Joe's Tracer
That thing is just random
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What's it like for other teams'
fans, when their DH comes up with a guy on third and you go 'Hey, sweet!'?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Vidro...
just got pitched around for Sexson....
I'm starting to get used to that.
I have a feeling it'll happen all year.
Damnit.
That was as good as an out in this situation.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
Pitching coach to Weaver:
"Relax, it's Sexson. You got this. Just throw offspeed shit off the plate."
C'mon Richie you cocksucker
If you fuck this up, the boos will be loud enough to damage wildlife habitat along the sound.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck off, Blowers.
Richie sucks balls and you know it.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Can we PH Norton?
If Richie K's here he will be booed out of the state
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
I have a feeling this is a 3
true outcomes moment.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
CRUSH THAT FUCKING PITCH YOU DICKSUCK
HOLY FUCK
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Where's fucking Norton?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
That's it Richie, just don't fucking swing.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
don't swing don't swing don't swing
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
just strike out looking and i won't be mad
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
FUNK WALK AGAIN FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
It worked...
...but taking that pitch doesn't seem like a repeatable strategy for success.
it's been his strategy all season
don't swing at anything, hope nobody notices. So far it's working ok for him.
Free Barry Bonds
Here comes Wilkersuck
2 outcomes.
Crit Fail.
Another funk walk.
Free Barry Bonds
Who else had..
"Fuck you Richie." loaded up and ready for the K?
seroiusly, stop swinging!
it would've been a 4 pitch walk possibly
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I have a feeling Brad isn't going to be too popular with the fans for the rest of the season
if he doesn't do something here
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Wow.
Is this a really slow set of baserunners, or the slowest baserunning set ever?
A HIT!!!
WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
WILK!!!!
HOLY SHIT WILK AND RICHIE DRIVING IN RUNS!!
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
I was saving my last beer for later
But that hit needs a toast
Free Barry Bonds
FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR WILKERSUCK BULLSHIT!
WILKERSON WOOO!!!!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
YWESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
HOLY SHIT OFFENSE HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU WEAVER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go Nova
Don't think that slipped past.
I caught that GTE.
Oh.. I saw it..
I just hoped it would fade away..
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
3 years ago...
...Hunter makes that an out. And that's what the Angels are paying him for.
Especially since they have HGH
Who would do exactly the same thing in that situation.
Free Barry Bonds
You know what made this all happen:
"Sausage Cock" Vidro.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Please let this nickname stick
I am a fan.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I propose this to you:
If the Mariners win this series: Sausage Cock forever.
If the Mariners lose this series: Sausase Cock dies a death.
by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd prefer "Hot Dog Fingers",
if we can't use "Sausage Cock".
Sadly, Sausage Cock is better than Wilkersuck.
I propose a ban on Wilkersuck.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
He's not even bad
So the name is not only unimaginative, it's also not true.
Just stupid altogether.
I hate that nickname
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I propose a ban on all unclever nicknames
most of which include "suck" somewhere.
by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Joh
Turn this into an 0-for-40 so we can see Clement!
Free Barry Bonds
2 Kenji walks in 1 game?
can it be possible?
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Hmmm
Their potato is more potato-y than our potato.
Darin > Eric
O'Day = O'Flahtery
Betancourt + bases loaded?
=uh oh for LAA
Free Barry Bonds
What is this thing that we're doing...
Where we get to go to first base without hitting the ball?
the ocean is dry
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me?
What a goddamn cockblock.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Every other time, that doesn't happen.
Lucky bastard.
Yuni tries to take that to first
And it ends up in the dugout. Heads up play. Wow. My pants smell like the Westlake Center bus stop right now.
Free Barry Bonds
Wow.
You let drunk hobos shit in your pants? Whatever floats it, I guess...
I'm only one tour in Vietnam from being a hobo
And I've got the drunk part down. 50% of the way...
Free Barry Bonds
I think
I'm hallucinating. Did that really happen?
Free Barry Bonds
I love that Yuni swings at the first pitch
After Joh walks... uhhh what?
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
So, what do you guys think. Will this game be done by 10?
Becuase I'm going to have some serious conflicts with Battlestar Galactica then.
Hey, look
Felix is pitching. It's the first time all game I forgot.
Hmm... Needs more Bonds.
Uh oh. Felix at 100 pitches.
Star the Potatoes watch.
This just in
Greg Norton was just a cover, Rick White is now warming up in the pen.
Free Barry Bonds
It's been said
But a real LF makes that play.
Free Barry Bonds
Adam Jones would have...
Ah screw it. Fuck you Raul.
Fuck you Raul.
I mean - are you kidding?! How does management not see the shittiness
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
They see it
but they also see the piles of money that dumbfuck fans pay to see their "favorite player"
Even he knows he sucks
Someone send Squinty the memo
Free Barry Bonds
Wow.
Didn't take long to start back on Raul, eh?
He gets one more run of miscues before he's back even for the game.
Name the last time he made a good defensive play
Exactly.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He robbed a home run when Red got the bat..
that's all I got.
I didn't say that.
But a 2HR night means he can misplay a ball or two, IMO.
Actually, I don't want to hear anything about Jones.
If Raul weren't playing, you wouldn't be winning. >_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Since you're visiting, i'll fill you in
Jones --> LF
Raul --> DH
Vidro --> Hell
Free Barry Bonds
DH RAUL
He can still hit. But fielding is a problem.
get him out
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
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