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Ichiro's bobble heads

never look anything remotely like him

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dig the sunglasses

Martian Child Bobblehead Night

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm trying to watch porn

but every time the game thread updates, the picture skips.

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I google image searched hot dog fingers.

I'm not googling sausage penis or whatever.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha.. what?

who has that disease?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I went back to the old thread and read the sausage cock comment

nice, i laughed hard at that one

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah! New thread!

My computer breathes a sigh of relief.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sonuva...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KKKKK!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU'RE DONE.

FELIKKKKKS!!!!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking of Lackey and Escobar (sims did)

How freakin' nice that we're getting Weaver/Garland/Saunders instead of Lackey/Escobar/Weaver.... shoulder injuries are the panther of the game!

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THANK YOU!

I was afraid to post that thinking nobody would know what I was talking about

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No it's not.

It's offensive to my inner-Seattlite. I'm going to drown my sorrows with Alice in Chains now.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well that inning was full of lose.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well that inning was full of lose win.

Fixed that for you.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So

Felix is pretty absurd.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Felix is fucking cruising

and there are six lefty bats in that lineup. This is so unlike last year.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching Cardinals at Gnats here in the bay area

Giants just made two outs at home in the bottom of the fifth.

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Er, the 4th

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Giants are bound to improve, now that Dave Roberts is on the DL

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bwahaha

Justin Upton swung so hard at a pitch that he fell on his ass.

Then he swung that hard again and hit it over 430 feet.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To tell you the truth,

I'm a little jealous you get to root for Justin Upton. It gives me Griffey-giddiness I've missed for 10 years just thinking about watching him develop.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His swing is so....calm....so controlled, so quiet, so quick.

And so powerful. I've never seen anything like it.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hhahaha I feel bad for Sexson

that ball is gone by a mile if that bat didn't break.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I were the hit doctor...

I'd say... turn into Wlad

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I were the hit doctor

I'd try to get a certificate of authenticity for my Ph.D.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ladies and Gentlemen, Justin Upton has arrived.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WALK

he's gonna break the 15 walk mark by the allstar game!

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Johjima is hitting .069

and you walked him on 4 pitches?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You heard him

6 for 12 at home, thats all that matters

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Joe's tracer is right...

Then wtf... Why do they show that thing if it's ALWAY wrong

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was off the plate bitch

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That second pitch was not a strike. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How did hassehoff get popular?

He's not good looking, not a good actor... what's his appeal?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!

MAKE IT STOP! EYES BLEEDING!

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dammit

get that hasselcock off my screen

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU

seriously, fuck you.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In case any of you are still wondering if Ray Durham trade-worthy

Umm, no

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07

by doctorK on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck my ass

goddamit, i hate GMJ, is ichiro lost in the field as well as teh plate?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So...

"I have sensitive skin" followed by "fuck my ass".

Hmmmmmmmmmm....

by Devin on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck you Matthews

SHIT! No more flyballs Felix!

by marinator on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am not pleased.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

THE HGH WORKS!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck!

I leave for 10 minutes and I walk in the door to a GMJ HR

by seattlesundevil on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That fucking guy....

hits no one else....just the M's.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea this looks familiar

> 3-1 count

> Lefty

> Late in the game.

Automatic homerun.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure Vlad is flailing

BUt i've seen him Pull a slider like that and hit out 380 out of hte park

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why are there empty seats?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vlad has swung at 4 straight balls.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3K's for vladdy daddy!

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least he owns Vlad's ass.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KK!!

EAT SHIT, GUERRERO

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 straight balls.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

two of them

were 90mph sliders. cut him some slack

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vlad is one stubborn son of a bitch isn't he?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perfect game plan

he can't touch those outside fastballs.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought that breaking ball was nasty...

and a strike..

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GMJ = new Marcus Scutaro

aka people who shouldn't be Mariner killers yet are...

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Totally not strikes. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...

Nice try, Torii. Nuts.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well,

We held that off as long as possible.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you fucking kidding me

Why does this only happen to us.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unreal....

The Angels get more broken bat hits than any other team I've ever seen.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!!! VICTORY!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck off and die.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we lose on that. I'm gonna punch the first person I see.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Hoff gets a pass.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Relax

Raul's up soon

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was the weakest RBI single i've ever seen.

There have been bunts with more force..

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to call the US Patent Office tomorrow morning

I'm pretty sure the Angels are the only team legally permitted to get those hits.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is so frustrating

This is like the opposite from last year in terms of luck

Except once again the Angels are beating us... what the hell.

by vkut79 on Apr 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kotchman swinging bunt: RBI single

Ichiro swinging bunt: out

This game is weird.

by Jeff on Apr 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe I missed something

but why did Felix dive for that? if he lets it fall he can probably get kotchman at 1st.

by MFAN on Apr 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was pretty close to catching it...

...and I don't know that it's all that obvious during the play that he should have let it drop.

by ubelmann on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno...

it'd be a tough play too because he'd be right on the line with his momentum going the other way, and he'd probably use a crucial split second to look at the runner coming home. I don't think trying to dive for that was that stupid thinking when thinking that fast.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know in Space Jam

where the bad guys steal all the skills and powers of like Charles Barkley and the other NBA superstars? I'm afraid that's happened to Ichiro.

by Nick S on Apr 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're not Charles Barkley

You just a wannabe who looks like him

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PEZZER!!!!

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jose....

you tried o fuck that up

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You about fucked that up big time Jose.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was trying to do this game

Without any GTE... I failed :( How's everyone doin tonight?

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LUCKY SLIDE

holy shit

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Raul homers again

I'm going streaking.

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pothead is scared of Raul

and rightfully so

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just one, instead of sliding into second

I wish the runner would flying kick the infielder

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm so worried. :(

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IBB

lawl... good strategy though...

Free Barry Bonds

by thejew4u on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just walk him.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Jered Weaver aware that

his hair makes him look like a California girl?

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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For that reason among many, many others

It pisses me off that he probably gets some pretty hot socal tail

by thenatural on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Raul walked

C'mon King Awesome. Don't let them do that to you.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on KING AWESOME!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Morons

You don't walk Ibanez to get to King Awesome. Red'll bust a nut on the front row in just a minute.

by Jordan of Boise on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

Beltre lays off two straight sliders low and away.

by BrianL on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHEW!!

Same pitch, same no swing.

Hmm... Needs more Bonds.

by Double06 on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Courage sighting!

COME ON BELTRE DO IT!!!

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs