Return of the Player A

by brayden04 on Apr 1, 2008 3:20 AM PDT Comment 16 comments

SIgns a minor league deal with the Braves. He has to go to court on April 7 to face charges of DUI, leaving the scene of an accident, and assault (he beat up his friend trying to help him, hahahaha). He faces 2 years in state prison, but apparently the Braves aren't concerned.

Here's to Player A succeeding falling flat on his face with the Braves.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-braves-spiezio&prov=ap&type=lgns

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Aw. I wanted

him to sign with the Yankees. Then he would have to shave that ridiculous beard.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 1, 2008 4:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It's unlikely that anyone's going to make him

remove that monstrosity he calls a tatroo, though.

by Liebkartoffel on Apr 1, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They should remove it with a cheese grater.

by JI on Apr 1, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Player A

can die in a vat of acid.

by BrianL on Apr 1, 2008 7:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd prefer he lived through the vat of acid

and then had to be re-acided every year for the next 10 years. That would be partial repayment for the pain he's inflicted on the human race for the last several years.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 1, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and after ten years we run his horribly deformed zombie-corpse

over with a car ala RoboCop?

by BrianL on Apr 1, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Works for me.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 1, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I finally know who you mean by that now

I thought it was Mateo :(

by vkut79 on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Being a Braves fan...

I'm not to happy about this signing at all..But I think GM Frank Wren has the right idea.

"We’ll get a chance to see him in the minor leagues," Wren said. "We’ll see if he’s the person we think he is. If he’s not, he won’t be here."

Two Teams, Two Coasts - One Obsession

by RainDelay on Apr 1, 2008 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Get a chance to see him in the minors...

provided he is not incarcerated. hahahaha

by brayden04 on Apr 1, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, there is that...

Two Teams, Two Coasts - One Obsession

by RainDelay on Apr 1, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love how a guy who got a DUI

and fled the scene of an accident is getting a second chance, but Bonds can't get a sniff anywhere.

by basebliman on Apr 1, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This really is the ultimate hypocrisy of baseball.

The user formerly known as Sec 108.

by Sec 108 on Apr 1, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Attention: every front office in baseball

Fuck you in the face.

by Jeff on Apr 1, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Braves have nothing to lose

If Player A fails or goes to jail, whatever, but they can call him up and use him off the bench if he amounts to any- hahahahaha who the fuck am I kidding? Fuck you and your 3 for 41 tattoo, Player A.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs