3/31: Opening Day Open Game Thread, Part 3
After a thorough evaluation of my afternoon, I've decided that I could be having more fun I should've waited longer to give my afternoon a thorough evaluation.
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No offense to Ichiro, but
Can we call this team "Beltre and the Assclowns?"
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
"You've reached the office of Brian Sabean
Mr. Sabean's not in right now..."
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i live in Dallas
so my mlbtv is blacked out and the radio feed is 5 minutes behind this thread
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"I can't wait to see Silva pitching here... big yard... those groundballs.."
How far does he think those groundballs are going to go?
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
sopcast channel?
I just got home and cant get a stream of the game, anyone have a sopcast channel that works?
This is actually pretty amazing
That an umpire can have such a tight strike zone and it's 1-0, 6 innings in.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Hey, something happening!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Wait...What?
I didn't think I was that drunk...but...
I SPELL RAUL WITH 10 U'S!!!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
GET IN!!!
I LOVE BASEBALL + SEATTLE!!!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
"Let's see if Richie can do some big damage right here."
Well, that's pretty much what he does when the M's are at bat.
C'mon Beltre!
Make the rednecks cry bitter tears!
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
WE NEED A RALLY LION!!!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
HOW ARE WE WINNG THIS GAME>??
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
That's it
everybody on the team needs to start fucking the man
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not question King Awesome
He works in mysterious ways
by Graham MacAree on Mar 31, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i have to admit, i laughed.
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Mar 31, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been waiting for a WE graph
all winter long!
by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
He'd be doing better if he could hold baserunners at all.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
part of that is Napoli too though
Don't listen to their lies, Bill! Look at the sparkly ERA! Sparkly sparkly! - McCovey Chronicles
I really want us to win this game.
We have been poo. So a win would be very nice.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
With Bedard
we can win these games now.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i loved him but he's gone
i forced myself to move on
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I'm bidding you all farewell
My feed is far enough behind the comments are spoiling all my fun
by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
beating lefties
new skill
Don't listen to their lies, Bill! Look at the sparkly ERA! Sparkly sparkly! - McCovey Chronicles
Portland Beavers baseball.....
I'll care when they get an M's affiliation
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Hey, look.
It's April fools day here.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Kinsler has swung at some bad pitches today.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantasy Baseball is a cancer
This awesome second half of the game is making me sad, because Sean Green will get the win and he's eating pine on my team in the very deep Un-Free Adam Jones yahoo! league.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Gagne got a win today
I can't decide if it was good to bench him, because he also sucked a huge amount of balls before getting that win.
Definitely a cancer.
Who woulda predicted THIS:
Livan Hernandez has thrown only 77 pitches through 6 innings for the Twins and currently leads 3-2 vs. the Halos. LIVAN HERNANDEZ.
No way in hell
Would Joey Cora have had that. Are you thinking of a different Joey Cora?
Rev
"30 pitches in the 1st inning...HR to michael young -- there is your divisional difference maker"
http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/3/31/388077/angels-game-1-162-thread#comments
The Anaheim Rally Rats
I believe they gave a lot of shit last year.
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
Seriously
there's no point in linking HH. Ever.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez is most certainly not fucking the man.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I didn't realise that EOF ERA was quite that high.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I was just looking for that
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh
what the hell was the ump doing? He just called the time and ran away
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
im in ur foul territory
catchin ur popups
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
thats our foul territory dude
but i still laughed
Yeah POTATOS AND GOLD GLOVE AWESOME!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Only because...
Jeter wasn't able to turn a slow grounder into tumbling bellyflop due to weather.
The Fucked man...
is pitching for the Rangers...
They're showing us Wednesday's pitching matchup why?
Methinks tomorrow might be a wee bit more compelling.
so it wasn't just me the whole time?
Bedard threw a few curves there that should have been strikes, no?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a little.
He got squeezed, Millwood got squeezed, this guy gets shit at the ankles.
THAT'S a strike?!?!!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
does anyone hit more grounder to the right side
than fatass?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
With our luck
Vidro will challenge for the single-season GIDP record and his option will vest in the process.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to sound like a turbo lover, haha turbo lover,
but did vidro lose a little weight?
He cut it down to a pack a day.
Hot dogs, it's an addiction.
Something I just realized
the Twins have Brendan Harris playing second and Adam Everett playing short. The juxtaposition is mind-blowing.
son of a bitch
NEVER swing 3-0 you sons of syphillitic whores.
Player A signed by the Braves,
Damn. Was hoping he would remain unemployed.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Who the fuck?
Where did you take Kenji, and please keep him there.
Joh continues to piss on Japanese pitching
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
2 Johjima walks?
is this million dollar baseball magic? im sure Rizzs and safeway have a prize for that
This is me not lurking.
I was wondering how long it would take
for Blowers to start his jabs at teams that "wait around for the three-run homer."
LL community are morons
For being wayyyyy under with Kenji's walk total.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
By the way, sorry if this has been duscussed
but Wilk's sporting some facial hair that is one kbad dyejob away from Player A. Scary.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Like I said
We are witnessing the end of the world.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Ah, Rally Dino
How I've missed your sweet, jawful embrace
by Graham MacAree on Mar 31, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the states son
have you met kei Igawa?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Wardrobe
Is Fukumori's wearing a bedazzled undershirt?
this has to be terrifying for a
japanese pitcher
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Hernandez just got through the 7th.
Not that I'm complaining, but holy shit.
Great plate discipline by the Angels
"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick (AN), 10/7/07
Lopez....
hahahahaha bad shit is bound to happen
Popup double play?
If anybody can do it, Lopez and Turbo can.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Lopez
showing uncharacteristic selectivity today
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
It's Lard
the I is silent
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Mar 31, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLLLL YEAH
This Fukumori fellow does not look very good at all.
DEFENSE WINS APOCOLYPTIC CONTESTS!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Did lopez fart?
that would make a lot of sense
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
ahhh, and to think I was worried Lopez
had a clue at the plate
Angels down by one
about to face Neshek, then Nathan.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOPEZ AVOIDS FAIL!!!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
This is karma
I had Salty on 2 of my fantasy teams and now Laird must F up as much as possible please.
yyyeeeahahahah
fuck my pussy!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
dammit
I waited too long and the initial flood failed to hide my experiment. :(
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well you just shattered the line
if there ever was one.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WEEEEEE
I AM SO FUCKINGT TIRED@!!!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
i keep telling myself that this year will be diferent
don't break my heart J-Lo
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Go Nova
wait wait
where's the popup?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Have you read some of these comments?
You are not the only one.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Neshek-Nathan.
nice.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Figgs and Vlad are due up, so we're not toast yet...
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Don't you have a home?
This isn't optimistic alley.
by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
After careful evalaution of the last three innings
I love baseball. And the M's aren't that bad either.
lopez...
been said before.. but this guy is READY
Anyone reading these game threads
Must think us Mariners fans are the most bipolar people on the fucking planet, lol.
I've come to the conclusion that we are all cheesing.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
This guy is big.
But he's no Beltre.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
HAHA BLACKLOCK YOU ARE NOT KING AWEOMSOME!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Apparently this inning had exceeded its win quota.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Once again
We do not need to run more, especially not when we're already in scoring position....
That was just stupid....
who's fucking idea was that? I hope they get hit by a bus.
I think the universe was correcting the whole
'Jose Lopez is standing on second base' thing.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 31, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BAD BASERUNNING.
No pussy for you, Lopez.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
600 or so comments until new record.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
god forbid we need Putz
that should about do it
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I heart that we are gonna win this.
All we now is to give up a run, so we can see JJ.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Good point.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Angels are still losing
I like this. I like this a lot.
HAHA
Michael Cuddyer stole a base off Napoli.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Lopez OPSing 1.250! If he
keeps this up all year he'll be an all-star!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Mar 31, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
for all the Willits hate
Chone pisses me off far more than any other player of any sport, including life
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
He's now the "closer" for the Orioles.
I use scare quotes because the Orioles are never going to need a closer.
MLB Gameday
is rocking my socks! see little blue button next to "Lopez double", click button, witness double down the 3rd base line.
cool man.
Our bullpen is going to be awesome this year..
shit i knew i shouldnt have said that so soon
Think about the Pythag guys!!!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I absolutely love JJ and all
but I wouldn't have any problem with winning games by so much that we never need to see him. Howzabout a little 8th inning insurance?
Shit neshek
you're gonna be called racist
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
96 mph
that's not bad. Also, while I'm all about naming our guys first, Laird really deserves slampig much more than vidro,
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Twins piling it on
Also, how did young nos score on a double? I thought he was fast.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
I have come to the carefully considered conclusion...
that Sexson sucks. it apparently is a permanent condition.
prove me wrong $Richie$.
Joh on deck in shin guards
real vote of confidence in Turbo

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