3/31: Opening Day Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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Carlos Gomez starts with a 2B off Weaver
BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO PITCH!!!11!
by Fett42 on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not on a per AB basis
I'll take what I can get.
by Fett42 on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WORST DAY EVER,
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
800 comments. Good christ.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm kinda glad I didn't go to this game
Felix Day will be much greater
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will say the GB and K rates are nice
As the year progresses his control will probably get better and better.
by Fett42 on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If our hitters would not just hack at anything
we could probebly get some calls too.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I now wish last opening day never happened.
Because it can never be beaten, which is why being 1-0 after 2 innings is hurting so much already.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Anyone....
is worried about Bedard's velocity...His average FB was 91.6mph last season. He's right in the ballpark.
by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to FSN he's throwing 93-94 mph.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More worried about our flailing offense then Bedard at this point.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same here
They need to wait and not hack at everything
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
I love it... Mike Blowers is awesome. I don't see why anyone doesn't like him
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's his boring personality
and boring voice. That's about it.
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When they drew the "George Bush" Strike Zone with the telestrator
on the Opening Night broadcast, the Mariners hitters didn't know which zone was the fake.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Jordan
What is this strike zone you speak of?
Vladimir Guerrero
by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PROVE US WRONG RICHIE
I really want you to prove us all wrong!
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else get a little choked up watching dave
drive around? I did, and I can admit it
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should have a countdown
that says how many days are left till Richies contract expires.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least the ump
sucks for both teams
by basebliman on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. How was that not strike 3?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You just K'd Sexson.
Consider yourself lucky.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a gift
Worst strikezone ever.
RICHIE WALKS!!!
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else get a little choked up watching dave
drive around? I did, and I can admit it
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow lucky bastard
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wat
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1.000 OPS for Richie.
COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BIG RICHIIIIIIIE
Thank you, you god awful umpire!
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Gameday watcher)
Did the crowd boo sexson?
by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No
More suprised, quiet golf claps - a few laughs.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
Richie Sexson walks? Only with this ump.
by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Sexson
Just let the ump get you on
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This ump needs more spring training.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry if this has already been covered...
Were the posts going off the bottom of the page and covering post a comment section for anybody else in the old game thread?
by Happybelly on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we've heard about that before
are you using IE 7?
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IE 6 actually
I usually use FF but it's not an option for me at the minute.
by Happybelly on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo King Awesome!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what daddy likes
More of this please
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I told you Betre would bring us back!
He has Red's bat!
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1st of many fer Beltre.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My mlb.tv is weird.
the video is 5 seconds ahead of the audio
by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE COME THE M'S
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's your chance, Brad
Hit into a DP and I'll hate you forever.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DO IT BRAD
or else MIKE MORSE will do your job for you...
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre!
Now for the love of God at least score one run.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewin and Grieve
suck. and living in dallas blacks me out on mlbtv
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
Grieve not that bad... Lewin is the worst thing that has happened to anything EVER
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
This strikezone is wack. C'mon Wilkerson.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make it or break it moment
for wilk. could determine if he gets cheered this season.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A little premature dont you think?
It's his 1st AB of the season
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have passed my minimal consolation threshold: the M's cannot get no-hit
by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, big sexy ruined the perfecto too
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY SWING!!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pinch Run for Sexson
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't worry. it's just a matter of time
"Opening Game Thread
...Wilkerson DL"
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the new guys are doing fantastic.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha get used to that you sorry sons of bitches
Get better, Wlad.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate having the comments so ahead of MLBTV
by Fett42 on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah this is killing me
be slower, website.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a call
give turbo a break fuck.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turbo...
My hope on this inning is dimming.
by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...that's a strike?
OK! And that's a foul ball.
Fucking weird day.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys are ahead of the MLB.tv feed for me.
Reading this thread is like staring into a bleak, forboding future.
by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah when you have MLB.TV
You can't look at the thread till each AB happens.
by phil333 on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesnt matter if youre on the mlb.tv feed or not...
if you are a mariner fan... this is your fate
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilkerson strikes out
Yeah, I'm going to enjoy watching that 120 more times this season.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had to account for the Morse platoon.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turbo Foul Balls
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get ready to see a shitton of this.
I put up with two years of it as a Nats fan.
Ever since Wilkerson went off the juice he hasn't been worth a tinker's dam.
by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hacking or not
He's gonna watch a lot of 3rd strikes go by.
by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE ARE PLATOONING THE WRONG GUY
WILKERSON CAN HI...erm...fuck.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yikes.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Sims
Makes Urkel look like Miles Davis
by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd like a turbo rally
for a joh funk blast
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Vidro
He's good because he never strikes out. Ever.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked last year's OD better.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My MLB-tv feed
is basically unwatchable. Maybe I'll just listen.
by Paytheline on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God fucking dammit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Us
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
0 more months until Senators season
Go Sens go!
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I already know to expect disappointment
The M's have taken me by surprise.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
guh
nothing worse then popfly rally killers.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, there's that comfortable feeling.
The warm embracing blanket of Fail.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1st and 2nd, nobody out
What happened to situational hitting?
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Productive outs?
Sure seems all that spring traing focus paid off
by benihana on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hacktastic....
I fucking hate this offense....this is going to be the worst offensive team in the AL.
by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 pitch popout
The Mariners we know and love. :/
by nfreakct on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Running in scoring position, no outs
no one scores, I expect to see that alot this season.
We need Bonds, dangit.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fan
fucking
tastic
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
chan and li for pres and vice pres '08
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That movie looks awesome.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's pretty much a must see movie for me
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think
the Chokeland Pathetics are your 2008 AL West Champions
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't use HH 'words' here.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's been around way longer than HH
I remember seeing it on the internets as early as 2002
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck Joh
clement.
CLLLLEMMMENNNNTTTT!!!!
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKS.
DUMB FUCKING WANKERS TAKE SOME PITCHES USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN KENJI.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, well I had 4 beers before I was reduced to opening wine...
And I'm on #4 after two innings. This does not bode well for my liver, or my parenting skills.
by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep drinking. Soon the M's will be hilarious.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least
that inning made millwood throw a few more pitches, small victories. That's what I'm all about.
by marinerdan on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Already over 200 posts in this thread
We will need another by the end of the 3rd
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So.........
How about them Rays?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to flood the Rays game thread
We have the manpower
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They got 800+ comments today
I'm so proud of them.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody in the showroom just stared at me
I was smacking a chair after that popup from Joh.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro scores next inning.
I'm calling it now.
by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he just needs to hit a free throw.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least comments are slowing down a little.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
drill him right the face with one of those cool curve balls
by InSpokane on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where are these pitches?
I'm truly confused.
by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least the audio and video synched up.
It's the little things.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame the site designers.
These yellow comments is bad karma.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have the balls to Z through the comments?
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this guy
Really no other choice if you want to keep up.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just like to keep my posts highlighted white to keep track of my posts.
Everyone else's is kind of redundant.
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I quit after the first 500 comments.
I'm just reading them as they appear and moving on.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BedarKKK
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
when bedard isnt getting squeezed
or giving up hr's hes really fucking good.
by CstSnow on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man I'm having a hard time keeping up.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I said to her last night.
Anyone here have this problem before?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is starting to rival some of the
Epic Fark threads I've been apart of.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Young.
Sit down you hic.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice K
Though I'm not confident this team will score any runs today.
by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow MLB TV just showed the first pitch for young
so behind
by Fett42 on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This guy has the worse arm tats
I have ever seen.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey bro. they're mad sick.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Player A
'nuff said.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't make up for the rest of the package.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't get...
Why the Twins traded Garza
by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because....
They now have a 3-4-5 of Mauer-Morneau-Young and a 1-2-3 of Liriano-Baker-Bonser
by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bat SPEED!
you're killing me!
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SaltyGoesYard says
you guys are fucked... this guy does enough yay for greenies to be obsolete
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We were just kidding baltimore, trade backs!
by basebliman on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First thing Andy McPhail said
"No tradesies backsies."
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even when Beltre screws up
it puts a smile on my face. He's just a fun player to watch
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smart move. Not only wasn't there enough time,
but he knew Jose would have dropped it
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's bedark's PC?
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want a refund on my purchase of a Bedard
I'm going to get some pepto.
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Mar 31, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So McPhail
we weren't playing for keeps, right?
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Bedard,
It's the Rangers. Throw some pitches in the strike zone.
by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's time to surrender to Duff.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly the ump is really messing up back there
by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's hard to call the game with stunner shades on
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice try board game.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh. That was totally a HBP.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he just hit him on top of the foot
WTF how?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst HP Umpire
I may have ever seen.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woops. It did hit him.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The hell?
Onfield delay?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have players ever attacked the umpire for being a retard?
Because I think both teams should take Joyce down
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst everything ever
everybody involved in that play, including the fans, is wrong.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha replacement ump
... wait, he's an actual ump?
by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ben is gone!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This ump is insane
There's no other explanation for it.
by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This umpire is fantastic
HAHAHA Ben jawing with the ump!
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG this is awesome.
I may be right about the HBP causing a bean war - even if it wasn't called a HBP.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Bradley get tossed?
He sure should have for that bat toss....
by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Milton starting shit in the first game.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
vintage acl tearing milton bradley
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That umps
facial hair should be a war crime.
by J_G on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone get a cap of surprised Ben!
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not super upset with Bedard
Maybe...half of those pitches should have been strikes.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea whats going on.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When both managers are arguing
Your umps have a problem
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm missing what must be an abortion
I'm ambivalent about whether or not that sucks.
by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard
Still on track to have a better outing than his last Opening Day start.
by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe people are booing Bedard already
Wtf people....
by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One guy chanting "LETS GO MARINERS"
This is truly a sad display.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to say
It's really lowering the quality of the broadcast.
by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soooo, what the fuck just happened?
I don't have audio on my TV here at work. Gets in the way of making deals, or somesuch.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope these umps get suspended
for sucking
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has been awful.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally got mlb.tv to work...
Just in time.
by Vancouver Dave on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Related to James Joyce?
I don't really have a joke for that.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK
Where was that?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck this
This umpire is just itching to get spat at
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard looks so pissed after every pitch
I feel bad for him
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've lost all control of this game
I have no idea what the fuck is going on
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Seattle Eric.
The weather is horseshit.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard must be so pissed at the ump right now
by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
someone call delmon. we need some justice.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
per Grieve:
Joyce is calling a good game aside from the two balls to Sexson
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit! What a homer.
Both sides of the ball is getting out of hand.
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portrait of The Artist as A Young Man?
More like Portrait of the Shitty Umpire as An Old Faggot. Am I right?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard woo.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKK-Dard!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well great start Erik
Time for some RRS!
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard: But he swung at it
Joyce: The fuck he did
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck are we only down 1-0?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Luck.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bigger "how the fuck?"
is how the fuck we're only at the bottom of the third after an hour and some change. K-DAR is pitching pretty good, but not getting any calls. 70+ pitches after 3, and only 1 hit? Something is amiss...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone want to tell me what BAYDAR's pitch count is at right now?
by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K'd.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These umps are from death
As is that IDIOT who keeps chanting
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With the crap calls he's been getting
Bedard is actually been doing pretty good.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No shit
1 Hit (It was an error, Lopez!) and 2-3 walks. Fucking (g)ump. 80 pitches, and he's still shutting them down
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will not be happy unless someone gets ejected
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i need a beer but I am but if I leave I'll have to hit z until my finger falls off
by InSpokane on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Note to Clockwerks: We really need a "mark all as read" button
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
A thousand times YES
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we just need 6 3-pitch innings from erik.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well....
I've seen enough of Bedard to determine that M's fans need to stop being worried about the guy.
The talking heads, however, will focus on the non-important shit though and keep scaring the casual fan base.
by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to see a brawl.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If that was Horacio Ramirez on teh mound
we'd already be down 7.
Then again, it would've taken catastrophy for him to even be the opening day pitcher, so screw my hypotheticals.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a fucking run?
Please?
JESUS CHRIST.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Oakland for AL West champs?
-_-;
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will take this opportunity to pause and reflect ...
about how awsome it is to be watching Ms baseball again.
by Vancouver Dave on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING FUCK FUCK UMPIRES SHITFACED FUCKERS
FUCK
by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you tone down that positive attitude a bit?
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice thing is
I'll get home by the 4th inning
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
check bedard's D:
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
or do the M's seem baffled by Millwood's fastballs down the middle?
by ningwers on Mar 31, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're too used to swinging...
At fastballs way off the plate.
by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ball
"Yep, that looks like a ball."
"Fuck it. Ball!"
"Ball. Why the hell not?"
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is going to go 0-700 this year. :(
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ichiro hurts this team...
wait - never mind
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for the prediction
that Ichiro was scoring a run this inning
by Mbad on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's still possbile
Just exceedingly unlikely
by ningwers on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there goes ichiro scoring in this inning
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New rule suggestion:
We do away with all Mariner at bats. Henceforth we get credit for one run every time our pitchers keep the other team scoreless in a half-inning.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be down with that
We could make our defense absolutely incredible
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bavasi would still find a way to screw that up
probably trade felix and trot Pepe out to the mound every five days - yay for veteran experience
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give me a reason to like you, Lopez.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez, you asshole.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks huggable
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't hug failures.
My son learned that the hard way.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We should platoon Morse with Ichiro
clearly the man can't hit.
by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Lopez is taking pitches!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Fucking Kevin Fucking Millfuckingwood
Score some runs!
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember the first at bat of the game?
Good times.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good, Bedard didn't need any rest
every second is one second closer to Seahawks season.
by MFAN on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PULL THE BALL YOU STUPID BASTARD
YOUR BROTHER'S BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Liar. You can and - let's be honest - you probably will. I know I will.
by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was just what my internal dialogue was saying to me while I was getting ready to agree with him
shit
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
I fucking hate sports
by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I say Ichiro will score this inning?
...ummm...errr......
by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
way to take it the other way jose!
thats what hitting in the 2-hole is all about, after all
by ack on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SEATTLE BLOWS.
LET THE GTE FLOW!
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I am going to grab some Samoa Ice Cream
Maybe it will change the game around.
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Bedard, 10 pitch inning
You can do it.
by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has 9 out, Simms
That's not 'many' outs
by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So do you think they're gonna do Rally Fries?
God I hope not.
by SethGrandpa on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I propose Rally Beers.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could hand them out to little kids
and pregnant women
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to see a six-year old's poster for that.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, work can't end soon enough
I have a fridge full at home waiting for me
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably something similar, I'm sure
But, they'll do them while the Rangers are prepping a big inning
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In partnership with new minority owner, the Church of Scientology
Rally Audits.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he hit over .400 in spring training!
>_>
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gives up a HR to Young
Who is a QUALITY hitter
wtf
by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will kill one hostage
For every inning the M's don't score.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One's a baby
The other one's black
by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see Beltre running out to the plate
Waving the green smoke.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even the tracer
has those pitches as strikes
by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"How can you not be buzzed for opening day?"
Uhh, yeah. I think we all are, at this point.
Oh, that's not what he meant.
by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The ump in particular is buzzed
which is quite possibly an understatement
by Mbad on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
per Grieve:
Bedard has been really wild - he hasn't been throwing many strikes
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grieve and Lewin are lost
without that creepy guy hanging out in the stands talking to middle school cheerleaders.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a haircut, hippie kid
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that like a normal haircut
but with a happy ending? Cuz that sounds like my kind of haircut
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bedards a horse. he's settling into a groove. i'm not worried about him anymore.
it's the other side of our team known as anemia.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
90 losses then?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If our offence looks like this the whole season
then 90 losses sounds just about right.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers working the count deep.
Smart move.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which one of the Rangers is our black Kate Moss
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Ben looks Bad.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will they pull him now?
Isn't he upto like 100 pitches?
Time for some Baek or RRS
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like you Broussard
But I'm in love with Erik.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bedard is kicking ass.
He needs run support
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit
My feed is delayed about a minute
thanks for the spoilers
by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
97 pitches.
I wonder if they let Bedard go another inning.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember McClaren awhile back
Saying he wanted pitchers going deeper into ball games, even if it means a higher pitch count
Which basically means
Bedard will pitch til his arm falls off?
by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, did we ever settle on a Bedard nickname?
Cuz I'm thinking K-DARD or something. I'm loving it. Although, 97 pitches through 4 is pretty rough. Fucking ump...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No nickname
Not every player needs a nickname. If it doesn't come naturally, then no nickname.
by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I refer to him as the sound of a jaw hitting the floor
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A good one will come in time.
Some drunken brilliance on a game thread will make everyone laugh, and we'll go with that.
by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even when he's sucking
Bedard is good
by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With a more liberal strike zone, Bedard would be in good form.
Still the K's are there and so is the speed.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
im going to switch to the angel game
because i don't like watching our team fail to hit
by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wish I had that luxury.
I only get the Angels game.
by Devin on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My kids do nothing but chew now
And I have 8 of them.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
XM is amazing
I'm listening to Dave Niehaus in State College, PA
by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank you God!
I get Dave on the radio now.
SWUNG ON AND BELTED AND CAUGHT BY MILLWOOD JUST OFF THE MOUND!
by Devin on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.205 first half, .205 2nd half.
CONSISTENCY!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks ESPN gamecenter chats.
rob neyer says the mariners will win 77 games.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So watching Richie bat
is like watching the Special Olympics?
by ningwers on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so sick of Kevin Millwood destroying our lineup
I don't know why, but I have vivid memories of this guy owning our team for the past few years.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unlike the other 8
Sexson sees that the ump is shrinking the strike zone and letting pitches go.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh
The ump is trying to get into Sexson's pants. That's really the only explanation
by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nicely done, Richie
Penteland wants you to swing more.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie
The only one on the team working the count?
This is dumb.
by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As high as the pitch count is
Bedard is still utterly fooling these batters, other than Young not one Texan has made good contact.
by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Atta boy, Richie. Keep lunging
that's how people get hits
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least someone on the team
is making Millwood throw.
SIGN BONDS
by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIGN BONDS
The biggest truth in this topic to date
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pentland is still around?
WTF is Lee Elia then?
by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Special assistant to the manager
Or some shit.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson K's.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The universe is back in alignment.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it hurts, Richie.
It hurts on the inside, doesn't it?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome is still Awesome.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BALL 4 RICHIE
You let that one go next time k?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome is still Awesome
Everyone else sucks
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BELTRE PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Atleast Beltre is 2 for 2
Not all hope is lost.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You jinxed it.
Why do you hate happiness?
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
beltre's nice with the bat
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre
the only hitter who showed up today.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's it
torn thumb ligaments for everyone
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was such a bad contract.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh wow he didn't tag him
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sucked.
Prospects are under-valued.
by Thingray on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good lord.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stealing. With Beltre. With two outs.
Huh.
by Devin on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell
Why even send him there...
Ahhh
by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn. We do NOT need to run more, Mac.
Whatever. Not like Wilkerson was going to do anything.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're not running enough
we'd be winning by now if we'd run a little more.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if only Bedard ran the pitches up to the plate
the Rangers would never hit him!
by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAD BASERUNNING
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just gives Wilkerson
A chance to strike out 15 minutes later than he would have.
by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These two games are are depressing and hilarious
at the same time.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, we're gonna be freezing tomorrow.
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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all together now...
Adam Jones woulda...
by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
caught that
I love how ibanez appeared on my TV after the ball dropped.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
The official emoticon of the Seattle Mariners
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this 2007 again?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not particularly unique
He plays for the Ms
by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
You keep on showing that gold glove potential while making 50 errors, Yunie.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not this again Yuni.... :(
Prospects are under-valued.
by Thingray on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No it wasn't
that throw was miles off the bag.
by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Snowing.
The 7th seal has been unlocked.
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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your city looks cold.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great debut, I say
Bad umpiring, I also say.
by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
51 strikes
47 Balls
Welcome back, Yuni's arm trouble
we didn't miss you
by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it will come back
I am not optimistic about things like Mike Morse being successful, but I have a strong feeling that Yuni's defense will be there
by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright
I revoke my hate for Bedard - its the offense that sucks
by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Erik's night is done.
Now let's get him some run support for the love of god.
by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now PLEASE guys
Score some runs and set Bedard up for the win.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs