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3/31: Opening Day Open Game Thread, Part 2

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This is annoying

STRIKE THIS BITCH OUT

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WORST DAY EVER,

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I now wish last opening day never happened.

Because it can never be beaten, which is why being 1-0 after 2 innings is hurting so much already.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Anyone....

is worried about Bedard's velocity...His average FB was 91.6mph last season. He's right in the ballpark.

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Same here

They need to wait and not hack at everything

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

I love it... Mike Blowers is awesome. I don't see why anyone doesn't like him

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's his boring personality

and boring voice. That's about it.

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When they drew the "George Bush" Strike Zone with the telestrator

on the Opening Night broadcast, the Mariners hitters didn't know which zone was the fake.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Jordan

What is this strike zone you speak of?

Vladimir Guerrero

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PROVE US WRONG RICHIE

I really want you to prove us all wrong!

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should have a countdown

that says how many days are left till Richies contract expires.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at least the ump

sucks for both teams

by basebliman on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. How was that not strike 3?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You just K'd Sexson.

Consider yourself lucky.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a gift

Worst strikezone ever.

RICHIE WALKS!!!

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow lucky bastard

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wat

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1.000 OPS for Richie.

COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

finally

small zone pays us back

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG RICHIIIIIIIE

Thank you, you god awful umpire!

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(Gameday watcher)

Did the crowd boo sexson?

by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

More suprised, quiet golf claps - a few laughs.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

Richie Sexson walks? Only with this ump.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Sexson

Just let the ump get you on

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This ump needs more spring training.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry if this has already been covered...

Were the posts going off the bottom of the page and covering post a comment section for anybody else in the old game thread?

by Happybelly on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we've heard about that before

are you using IE 7?

I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation

by Trei Brundrett on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IE 6 actually

I usually use FF but it's not an option for me at the minute.

by Happybelly on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

King Awesome.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo King Awesome!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

He was way ahead of that one...

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE!!

come on Wilk!

by MFAN on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE!

Who needs a fucking thumb?

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1st of many fer Beltre.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My mlb.tv is weird.

the video is 5 seconds ahead of the audio

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HERE COME THE M'S

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson

This outta be good.

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's your chance, Brad

Hit into a DP and I'll hate you forever.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO IT BRAD

or else MIKE MORSE will do your job for you...

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre!

Now for the love of God at least score one run.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewin and Grieve

suck. and living in dallas blacks me out on mlbtv

by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

Grieve not that bad... Lewin is the worst thing that has happened to anything EVER

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

This strikezone is wack. C'mon Wilkerson.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Make it or break it moment

for wilk. could determine if he gets cheered this season.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-run bomb

Former team, right?

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY SWING!!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pinch Run for Sexson

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don't worry. it's just a matter of time

"Opening Game Thread

...Wilkerson DL"

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well the new guys are doing fantastic.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilk K's

Fuck, it's Turbo.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what a call

give turbo a break fuck.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo...

My hope on this inning is dimming.

by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...that's a strike?

OK! And that's a foul ball.

Fucking weird day.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You guys are ahead of the MLB.tv feed for me.

Reading this thread is like staring into a bleak, forboding future.

by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah when you have MLB.TV

You can't look at the thread till each AB happens.

by phil333 on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesnt matter if youre on the mlb.tv feed or not...

if you are a mariner fan... this is your fate

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilkerson strikes out

Yeah, I'm going to enjoy watching that 120 more times this season.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*200

fixed

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turbo Foul Balls

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get ready to see a shitton of this.

I put up with two years of it as a Nats fan.

Ever since Wilkerson went off the juice he hasn't been worth a tinker's dam.

by esoteric on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hacking or not

He's gonna watch a lot of 3rd strikes go by.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

this officially sucks

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Sims

Makes Urkel look like Miles Davis

by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'd like a turbo rally

for a joh funk blast

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Vidro

He's good because he never strikes out. Ever.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I liked last year's OD better.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POWER PITCH

You know what to do Joh

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My MLB-tv feed

is basically unwatchable. Maybe I'll just listen.

by Paytheline on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God fucking dammit.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Proffessional!

Kenji will save us

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

guh

nothing worse then popfly rally killers.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, there's that comfortable feeling.

The warm embracing blanket of Fail.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1st and 2nd, nobody out

What happened to situational hitting?

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Productive outs?

Sure seems all that spring traing focus paid off

by benihana on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This

Is fucking hilarious.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hacktastic....

I fucking hate this offense....this is going to be the worst offensive team in the AL.

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 pitch popout

The Mariners we know and love. :/

by nfreakct on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Running in scoring position, no outs

no one scores, I expect to see that alot this season.

We need Bonds, dangit.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fan

fucking

tastic

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy hell

Chan and Li? sweet.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

chan and li for pres and vice pres '08

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That movie looks awesome.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm beginning to think

the Chokeland Pathetics are your 2008 AL West Champions

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't use HH 'words' here.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's been around way longer than HH

I remember seeing it on the internets as early as 2002

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck Joh

clement.

CLLLLEMMMENNNNTTTT!!!!

by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKS.

DUMB FUCKING WANKERS TAKE SOME PITCHES USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN KENJI.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least

that inning made millwood throw a few more pitches, small victories. That's what I'm all about.

by marinerdan on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Already over 200 posts in this thread

We will need another by the end of the 3rd

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So.........

How about them Rays?

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everybody in the showroom just stared at me

I was smacking a chair after that popup from Joh.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

But with his overdeveloped prefrontal cortex, who knows?

by Mbad on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just needs to hit a free throw.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame the site designers.

These yellow comments is bad karma.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am...

it works great.

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this guy

Really no other choice if you want to keep up.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I quit after the first 500 comments.

I'm just reading them as they appear and moving on.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BedarKKK

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LATER "SS"

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

when bedard isnt getting squeezed

or giving up hr's hes really fucking good.

by CstSnow on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I said to her last night.

Anyone here have this problem before?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread is starting to rival some of the

Epic Fark threads I've been apart of.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Young.

Sit down you hic.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice K

Though I'm not confident this team will score any runs today.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the druggy wiffs

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhh...

Aurilia would beg to differ.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah

Spezio. He was the one with the awful pin up.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really don't get...

Why the Twins traded Garza

by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because....

They now have a 3-4-5 of Mauer-Morneau-Young and a 1-2-3 of Liriano-Baker-Bonser

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bat SPEED!

you're killing me!

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SaltyGoesYard says

you guys are fucked... this guy does enough yay for greenies to be obsolete

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

even when Beltre screws up

it puts a smile on my face. He's just a fun player to watch

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smart move. Not only wasn't there enough time,

but he knew Jose would have dropped it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So McPhail

we weren't playing for keeps, right?

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Bedard,

It's the Rangers. Throw some pitches in the strike zone.

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's time to surrender to Duff.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice try board game.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahahahah

Fuck off, Bradley.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh. That was totally a HBP.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he just hit him on top of the foot

WTF how?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woops. It did hit him.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The hell?

Onfield delay?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

Actually the Cheater's Guide discusses a couple incidents.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the worst everything ever

everybody involved in that play, including the fans, is wrong.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha replacement ump

... wait, he's an actual ump?

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben is gone!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This ump is insane

There's no other explanation for it.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This umpire is fantastic

HAHAHA Ben jawing with the ump!

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben Got Mouthy

LOL still love ya Ben

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG this is awesome.

I may be right about the HBP causing a bean war - even if it wasn't called a HBP.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Bradley get tossed?

He sure should have for that bat toss....

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Milton starting shit in the first game.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

vintage acl tearing milton bradley

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss you too Ben

hearts never heal.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not super upset with Bedard

Maybe...half of those pitches should have been strikes.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea whats going on.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm missing what must be an abortion

I'm ambivalent about whether or not that sucks.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bedard

Still on track to have a better outing than his last Opening Day start.

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One guy chanting "LETS GO MARINERS"

This is truly a sad display.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to say

It's really lowering the quality of the broadcast.

by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soooo, what the fuck just happened?

I don't have audio on my TV here at work. Gets in the way of making deals, or somesuch.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This has been awful.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Related to James Joyce?

I don't really have a joke for that.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

Where was that?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh fuck this

This umpire is just itching to get spat at

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

That is all.

by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

that looked good

by CstSnow on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bedard looks so pissed after every pitch

I feel bad for him

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to Seattle Eric.

The weather is horseshit.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima

should accidentally miss a fastball, right into that umps fat face.

by J_G on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

per Grieve:

Joyce is calling a good game aside from the two balls to Sexson

by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit! What a homer.

Both sides of the ball is getting out of hand.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portrait of The Artist as A Young Man?

More like Portrait of the Shitty Umpire as An Old Faggot. Am I right?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Am I right"

always a winner.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bedard woo.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKK-Dard!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Call them back

That was a ball.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bedard: But he swung at it

Joyce: The fuck he did

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How the fuck are we only down 1-0?

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Luck.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bigger "how the fuck?"

is how the fuck we're only at the bottom of the third after an hour and some change. K-DAR is pitching pretty good, but not getting any calls. 70+ pitches after 3, and only 1 hit? Something is amiss...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K'd.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These umps are from death

As is that IDIOT who keeps chanting

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With the crap calls he's been getting

Bedard is actually been doing pretty good.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Decent.

Even if the umpire wasn't made of fail, Bedard really isn't hitting his spots well.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit

1 Hit (It was an error, Lopez!) and 2-3 walks. Fucking (g)ump. 80 pitches, and he's still shutting them down

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Note to Clockwerks: We really need a "mark all as read" button

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

A thousand times YES

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well....

I've seen enough of Bedard to determine that M's fans need to stop being worried about the guy.

The talking heads, however, will focus on the non-important shit though and keep scaring the casual fan base.

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to see a brawl.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If that was Horacio Ramirez on teh mound

we'd already be down 7.

Then again, it would've taken catastrophy for him to even be the opening day pitcher, so screw my hypotheticals.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, Oakland for AL West champs?

-_-;

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice thing is

I'll get home by the 4th inning

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joining late

just got out of class

by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

check bedard's D:

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PC.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back!

While you still can!

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me

or do the M's seem baffled by Millwood's fastballs down the middle?

by ningwers on Mar 31, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're too used to swinging...

At fastballs way off the plate.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ball

"Yep, that looks like a ball."

"Fuck it. Ball!"

"Ball. Why the hell not?"

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is going to go 0-700 this year. :(

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for the prediction

that Ichiro was scoring a run this inning

by Mbad on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's still possbile

Just exceedingly unlikely

by ningwers on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

I thought that was getting down

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New rule suggestion:

We do away with all Mariner at bats. Henceforth we get credit for one run every time our pitchers keep the other team scoreless in a half-inning.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd be down with that

We could make our defense absolutely incredible

by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bavasi would still find a way to screw that up

probably trade felix and trot Pepe out to the mound every five days - yay for veteran experience

by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give me a reason to like you, Lopez.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez, you asshole.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks huggable

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't hug failures.

My son learned that the hard way.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, Lopez is taking pitches!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember the first at bat of the game?

Good times.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good, Bedard didn't need any rest

every second is one second closer to Seahawks season.

by MFAN on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

way to take it the other way jose!

thats what hitting in the 2-hole is all about, after all

by ack on Mar 31, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEATTLE BLOWS.

LET THE GTE FLOW!

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I propose Rally Beers.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, work can't end soon enough

I have a fridge full at home waiting for me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably something similar, I'm sure

But, they'll do them while the Rangers are prepping a big inning

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even the tracer

has those pitches as strikes

by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"How can you not be buzzed for opening day?"

Uhh, yeah. I think we all are, at this point.

Oh, that's not what he meant.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ump in particular is buzzed

which is quite possibly an understatement

by Mbad on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

per Grieve:

Bedard has been really wild - he hasn't been throwing many strikes

by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grieve and Lewin are lost

without that creepy guy hanging out in the stands talking to middle school cheerleaders.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooooo

I want that job.

by PLU Tim on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get a haircut, hippie kid

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that like a normal haircut

but with a happy ending? Cuz that sounds like my kind of haircut

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bedards a horse. he's settling into a groove. i'm not worried about him anymore.

it's the other side of our team known as anemia.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

90 losses then?

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers working the count deep.

Smart move.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Ben looks Bad.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKK

Owned. Sorry, Ben.

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!!!

poor Ben :(

by MFAN on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKK

It's still good! It's still good!

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will they pull him now?

Isn't he upto like 100 pitches?

Time for some Baek or RRS

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like you Broussard

But I'm in love with Erik.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

My feed is delayed about a minute

thanks for the spoilers

by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

97 pitches.

I wonder if they let Bedard go another inning.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember McClaren awhile back

Saying he wanted pitchers going deeper into ball games, even if it means a higher pitch count

Which basically means

Bedard will pitch til his arm falls off?

by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, did we ever settle on a Bedard nickname?

Cuz I'm thinking K-DARD or something. I'm loving it. Although, 97 pitches through 4 is pretty rough. Fucking ump...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No nickname

Not every player needs a nickname. If it doesn't come naturally, then no nickname.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A good one will come in time.

Some drunken brilliance on a game thread will make everyone laugh, and we'll go with that.

by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With a more liberal strike zone, Bedard would be in good form.

Still the K's are there and so is the speed.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im going to switch to the angel game

because i don't like watching our team fail to hit

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wish I had that luxury.

I only get the Angels game.

by Devin on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

XM is amazing

I'm listening to Dave Niehaus in State College, PA

by speedomike on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh thank you God!

I get Dave on the radio now.

SWUNG ON AND BELTED AND CAUGHT BY MILLWOOD JUST OFF THE MOUND!

by Devin on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

.205 first half, .205 2nd half.

CONSISTENCY!

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike

this is delightful.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks ESPN gamecenter chats.

rob neyer says the mariners will win 77 games.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so sick of Kevin Millwood destroying our lineup

I don't know why, but I have vivid memories of this guy owning our team for the past few years.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unlike the other 8

Sexson sees that the ump is shrinking the strike zone and letting pitches go.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh

The ump is trying to get into Sexson's pants. That's really the only explanation

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nicely done, Richie

Penteland wants you to swing more.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie

The only one on the team working the count?

This is dumb.

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As high as the pitch count is

Bedard is still utterly fooling these batters, other than Young not one Texan has made good contact.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta boy, Richie. Keep lunging

that's how people get hits

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at least someone on the team

is making Millwood throw.

SIGN BONDS

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIGN BONDS

The biggest truth in this topic to date

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Classic Sexson

God fucking damn it

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson K's.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The universe is back in alignment.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it hurts, Richie.

It hurts on the inside, doesn't it?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

King Awesome is still Awesome.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre!!

Prospects are under-valued.

by Thingray on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALL 4 RICHIE

You let that one go next time k?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre again!

He's carrying the team.

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't buy it.

Beltre = bust. Remember?

by Devin on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You jinxed it.

Why do you hate happiness?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre

the only hitter who showed up today.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it

torn thumb ligaments for everyone

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was such a bad contract.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ughhh

I hate this team

by MFAN on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh wow he didn't tag him

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucked.

Prospects are under-valued.

by Thingray on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good lord.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell

Why even send him there...

Ahhh

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn. We do NOT need to run more, Mac.

Whatever. Not like Wilkerson was going to do anything.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're not running enough

we'd be winning by now if we'd run a little more.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAD BASERUNNING

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just gives Wilkerson

A chance to strike out 15 minutes later than he would have.

by Garces on Mar 31, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These two games are are depressing and hilarious

at the same time.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god, we're gonna be freezing tomorrow.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

all together now...

Adam Jones woulda...

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

caught that

I love how ibanez appeared on my TV after the ball dropped.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

The official emoticon of the Seattle Mariners

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this 2007 again?

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

You keep on showing that gold glove potential while making 50 errors, Yunie.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OW

2007 just whacked me in the forehead

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god...

it is 2007 again, yes

by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not this again Yuni.... :(

Prospects are under-valued.

by Thingray on Mar 31, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No it wasn't

that throw was miles off the bag.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Yuni bailed on that throw

by ningwers on Mar 31, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Snowing.

The 7th seal has been unlocked.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your city looks cold.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great debut, I say

Bad umpiring, I also say.

by marinator on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

51 strikes

47 Balls

Welcome back, Yuni's arm trouble

we didn't miss you

by mariners124m on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it will come back

I am not optimistic about things like Mike Morse being successful, but I have a strong feeling that Yuni's defense will be there

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright

I revoke my hate for Bedard - its the offense that sucks

by vkut79 on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Erik's night is done.

Now let's get him some run support for the love of god.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now PLEASE guys

Score some runs and set Bedard up for the win.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs