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~3/31: Opening Day Open Pregame Thread

Because I can't wait any longer.

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Here's to you, Opening Day. The greatest day of them all.

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shaved head, scruffy beard

Gil Meche is now Erik Bedard!

by MFAN on Mar 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was literally typing something very similar to that

Good thing I already have a beer opened...

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff looking like Meche jokes will never get old.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess I'm the only one

Who sees Josh Brown there...

by qrsouther on Mar 31, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best. Username. EVER.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

BASEBALL! Finally. I'm totally wearing my jersey to work tomorrow, rules be damned

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheers

to you
to the Mariners
to the new season
and to all baseball fans who no longer have to wait until baseball season and sit through that torturous span of time between October (when the Ms are always unceremoniously kept out of the World Series) until the end of March!

Slight note: certain exceptions are made for the Sundays the Seahawks play and for the occasional hockey night in Canada broadcast.

~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~

by Enrique on Mar 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

I can't believe how excited I am. Especially after spending my first offseason with you guys and becoming terribly depressed.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How many beers in are you?

30? 40? No matter how much you try not to look like Gil "The Fish" Meche, it doesn't work Jeff. I'm sorry.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

30-40?

I'm not made of (A) money or (B) livers.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah to be made of livers

BTW, if you define "bears" in terms of the gay subculture... that above part becomes even funnier.

by johnbai on Mar 30, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best comment ever.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes I'm surprised you go to Roosevelt.

You know, when I was there we were featured on NPR as one of the most alcoholic schools in the country.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I honestly don't think Jeff looks like Meche anymore

I seriously think it's more Bedard now. I'm assuming Jeff will look like Silva in 2009.

by MFAN on Mar 30, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still can't find myself

getting excited about the start of the season... I'll still watch the games, but its defintely not the same excitement as in years part... more of a yay baseball, ho hum Mariners feel to it.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Mar 30, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

something something

clap clap clapclapclap!

This is totally worth some sort of ambiguous chant.

King Felix rookie #59 Jersey will be worn to class tomorrow.

Sad to say I will miss the game thread :(

by PShwa on Mar 30, 2008 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll be Griffeying at the game.

Also thanks to the eBay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My KF59 and RS44(sigh)

are both thanks to eBay.

and are both Alt. Jerseys

by PShwa on Mar 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alt?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alternate.

a.k.a.

ironically a picture of him wearing number 59

by PShwa on Mar 30, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To follow up with my "Ah"

I like the alt jerseys more.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As do I.

Which is why I own two.

by PShwa on Mar 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Meche jersey?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would I pay for that?

That's the kind of thing a friend would get me as a gag birthday gift. A bad friend.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you, at one time, looked like Meche?

And he was a fan favorite when he was here?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was?

Could've fooled me.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

women only want money

and casual fans suck.

by MFAN on Mar 30, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without them

There would be like 2,000 of us at the stadium.

They're alright.

by Garces on Mar 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Women or casual fans?

Because I gotta tell you, I've been to the games. It's a sausage fest there.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Casual fans

Without women, well...there'd be 0 of us.

by Garces on Mar 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh...

If you've already got a woman, it becomes:

Go for the effing peace, uh, I mean, beer and hot dogs, stay for the baseball.

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 31, 2008 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to get you a Jersey.

It will say "HERNANDEZ, but when you wear it the glue will come off the HERN and the NDEZ and you've simply be left wearing player A.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home Bedard #45 for me.

Hey, how else was I gonna spend my tax return?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm 19. I don't have to move out yet.

Thank god. The real world is scary.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This may sound counterintuitive . . .

but now that I'm out of college and have a real job, I have WAY more money to blow on worthless shit. I also suggest that you trick a girl into moving in with you. It's working wonders for me.

by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is correct.

Getting a woman to move in with you makes things so much easier. It's the upsides of:
1) Maid - find a picky woman, and once you get past the "nagging" phase, she'll just clean up all your shit.
2) Roommate - She pays half the bills, plus might pay for the garage to put her car in, but will also hold a bunch of your shit..
3) Chef - If you get off work after her, she'll make all your meals.
4) Hooker (May cost extra) - If you spend enough money to keep her happy, she'll also reward you in other ways. (That 600$ necklace? Repaid by her *and* a friend. Best 600$ I ever spent.)

by Faux on Mar 31, 2008 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh... my...

You live a wonderful lifestyle, currently.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When my wife and I were both in the army and stationed in Korea

we were for a while there both drawing our regular pay, our language score pay for being interpreters, and full allowance for quarters. It was, for our needs and station in life, an absurd amount of money - which we of course were incredibly stupid about, buying a metric ton of crap at every whim.

"Hey honey I just bought $500 bucks of Warhammer figures online" "Oh okay, that's nice."

Meanwhile, my buddy was minutely more modest in his spending, and when we left the army, I had nada and he had bout $30,000 in the bank.

So, at this gentle time in your lives when the high costs of parenthood and student loan payments are not yet smashing your stones, I recommend putting some little portion of income away for your future self. If you're putting some away and finding that you still have way more money for shit, put away a little more. Consider this a message from the Ghost of Christmas Future or something. *scary voice*

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Taking Tomorrow Off of Work

Half because the Mariners play opening day early (grrrr), and half because I'm going to have a massive hangover tomorrow startiiiiiiing NOW.

by marinator on Mar 30, 2008 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugggh

looking thru the shop on the Mariners site I came across a "Mariners Rally Monkey"....... wtf?

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Mar 30, 2008 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's just wrong on so many levels.

by Pet Rock on Mar 30, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail.

I do not approve of this.

by BrianL on Mar 30, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no no no no no no no no no

this is worse than when I found out that the Mariners sell pink hats

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

I got one for my ex. That was okay, she looked great.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not okay. If she's going to agree to be a fan of the team

She can learn to wear blue god damn it. Pink hats are NOT acceptable under any circumstances until the team themselves start wearing pink hats. Don't be a pussy, grow a backbone and tell her if she's going to be a fan of your team she's gotta wear your team's colors. No exceptions.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My niece who is almost 2 has a little pink M's hat...

She has a couple different ones, but she likes the pink one. I think this might be one situation where pink is almost ok?

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was significantly hotter than you are.

So I'm going to disregard what you say in favor of seeing her look hot.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She can look hot in blue >:(

Don't be a doormat

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her = Hot

You = Not her.

Guess who wins this argument.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

Hot girls can wear blue. I've seen it! Don't be her bitch, make her be hot in a blue hat. She wouldn't have gotten mad at you for getting her a blue hat.

I refuse to acknowledge you winning, and instead acknowledge you being the submissive, letting your girlfriend call the shots like a typical beta male.

Sorry man.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guarantee you that's not the case.

Though I don't particularly care if you take my word for it, since I still win with the hot girlfriend.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

I don't think that was me.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean hot ex

everybody loses.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It took you guys a while to notice.

I suppose she still is, but that's much less of my business.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As an aside, I'm not sure I believe you. You're defending yourself too hard

with her hotness

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm... interesting theory.

You'll just have to be left wondering......

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

She knew she'd never get me, so there was no point in living

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...She didn't.

Also, this is not amusing.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha this ended up going way better

than I even expected it to. This place is awesome.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like birds

kittens eat birds

Hence, fuck kittens.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moved to Boston.

I don't do long distance.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ehhhh anyone can have a hot girlfriend.

That's still just a subtle way of letting her wear the pants. First it's a pink hat, but then what's next?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Fiance'

Has a blue hat but a pink Jersey. I don't really care because she actually likes to goto baseball games. So as long that is the case. I'm not fucking with anything. (literally had a to do a celebrate agreement before the wedding, this next 4 months is going to suck)

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wheres coach?

How did you let me type celebrate instead of celibate?

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this based on the premise

that at some point you'll go 4 months without sex during the marriage, so let's make sure you can handle it right now?

Man... that's cold.

by johnbai on Mar 31, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

Yeah, but you should take advantage of all of the sex you can get today because you won't get the choice in the future.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure what happen

but it starts tomorrow. So tonight is business time

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight?

Why not right now? You are wasting precious time here!

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And then we sort the recycling

It's not part of the foreplay, but it is very important.

by Pet Rock on Mar 31, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makin' love...

Makin' love for...
Makin' love for two...
Makin' love for two minutes.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Flight of the Conchords

is anybody else going to Sasquatch?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should go to Vegas and get married without anyone knowing.

Then you can have the show wedding people actually think is the real wedding in 4 months.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that too

No surprise that its in the sale section... Who would buy that thing?

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could of gone my whole life without knowing that exists.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

burn that horrible fucking thing in effigy

then the fool what conceived it. what's next, teal bang-bang sticks! nightmare.

by lemonverbena on Mar 31, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spring Training stats do have meaning

And Mike Morse will have a breakout year.

http://actasports.com/sow.php?id=164

Come on, it just feels good to be an optimist.

by Edgar for Pres on Mar 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry folks, the site is going down for a bit

We need to make some last minute updates to get ready for tomorrow. We shouldn't be down long, an hour at the most.

I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation

by lovitt on Mar 30, 2008 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:(

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God Damnit

You take something I love away from me and you can be damn sure that I'll do the same to you

by Robert on Mar 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A whole hour?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll trust you

but only this once

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we're back

I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation

by lovitt on Mar 30, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO

It is officially opening day Pacific/Arizona Time

I was losing some excitement earlier on the news of the platoon. Its all back now... I cant fucking wait

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 12:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I read that wrong.

excitement != excrement

by Faux on Mar 31, 2008 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be honest, both are correct...

except it didn't come back, like the excitement, it's long gone.

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff, did you get a pretty good deal

getting the jersey on Ebay, or was it pretty close to what an authentic one would run you in the team store?

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 12:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

huh, I didn't see anything that much.

But maybe I looked for the wrong thing.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was pretty specific

I wanted a Felix, and I wanted a Felix 34.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this is a stupid question

but what is the difference between "authentic" and authentic. My jersey is pretty high quality, but it's from the Majestic brand, which I know generally makes crap. Again, cost me 6.00, so who cares. But what brand do I need to search for to get a real authentic..... "Authentic"?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Majestic is authentic.

The difference is that the replicas have just blue lettering whereas the authentic jerseys have official lettering with the teal outline and stuff. Worth the extra money because otherwise it looks like it was made for an eight-year-old but costs way more. It's worth the extra bucks for the authentic.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine's a black Cincy Griffey jersey.

Feels real, great lettering, cost me a whopping 6.00 on ebay. I assumed there was no way it could actually be "authentic"

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In theory I could...

but I'm so tall that there isn't much selection, and you don't really know if it will fit right even if the shirt says XXL or whatever.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you'd be okay.

My large is big on me, I'm 6"0. So an XL or an XXL long should be fine depending on your waist size.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

waist isn't the problem,

I have an authentic Felix, size 56, and anything smaller than that wouldn't fit. Lucky for my they make 56, it's the biggest size they make!

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you're right.

I just searched ebay. Nothing special, only 30+ options for all teams combined.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would I get a Royals jersey?

Or heaven forbid, an Angels jersey? I mean, I MIGHT get a Nats jersey, but that's a huge maybe. Only a Zimmerman one.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm saying I know

there are a lot of jerseys out there, but for the vast majority of them I'm not really interested.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real authentic ~40 or less depending on the player.

My "Majestic" in pretty good condition cost me 6.00 on ebay.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooohooooooo

15 hours 'til baseballllllll!111!11!!!!

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 12:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Today is a day for teal.

I may be graduating in May, and the Mariners may do something special including getting to the post-season, and I might shoot another 300 this year (or maybe win a damn bowling tournament).

But today is a day for teal. I must concur with Jeff. It is Opening Day, the Greatest Day of Them All.

Let's go M's.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 31, 2008 1:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheers!

I'm not much of a wine connoisseur, so I'm just gonna knock back a Tanqueray and tonic, hit the sack and wake up with a boner for baseball.

Go M's! Please.

by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 2:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAY

ISHOULDREALLYWORKONMYREPORTBUTFUCKITTODAYISSACROSACNTOPENINGOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAY

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 2:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your disagreement is wrong.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the correct answer.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY! an excuse to wear my new Jersey!

Here's to hoping we see Red and Funk blasts. (dear lord please bring that back M's)

This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Mar 31, 2008 2:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the best user name I've seen all day.

I'll have to buy you a beer for that.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I just need to post more.

This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Mar 31, 2008 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The M's have black

alternate jerseys this year?? Man, those things look nice!

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My Opening Day Schedule (PDT)

Now - 7:30am: Work
7:30 - 10:00am: Stuff
10:00am - 3:30pm: Sleep
3:30pm = Game Time!!

---------------------------------

W00t! No more Mandatory Preview!? Brilliant!

by ThundaPC on Mar 31, 2008 2:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Opening Day Schedule (BST)

Now - 6:00pm: Work, then drive home
6:00pm-3:00am Date with MLB.tv (Royals @ Tigers @ 6pm, bit of Giants @ Dodgers followed by Rangers @ Ms)
3:00am - 6am: Sleep. Ouch,

Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page

by MarkE on Mar 31, 2008 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Opening day schedule:

Now: Awake.
Soon: Get out of bed.
Eventually: Eat something
Possibly: Do some work
Probably not: Do much work
Looking forward to: BASEBALL

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Opening day schedule

-2 hours ago: Should have gone to sleep.
Now: Regret
7:50 AM: Wake up
8:50 AM: Wake up
9:30 AM: Coffee, wake up
10:00 AM: Start writing crappy articles about how to make money online
2:00 PM Bus to Safeco
3:00 PM Awesomeness.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and me were on LL during the Nats game

then I went to sleep, woke up, and you're still here. Does that say more about me coming here right when I wake up or you being here the whole time?

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should add:

I don't have insomnia, I just don't get tired easily and tend to waste time online post midnight.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I am.

Or did you mean fat.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I try so hard

to explain this to people. I work nights, yet people are completely freaked out that I stay up till 3 or 4 a.m.

"Are you depresssed?"

"Are you retarded?"

by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit...

For years when I was younger my parents worried I was stressed or something. I wasn't. It seems as though I just can't turn my brain off. My parents don't worry anymore.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself

I mean . . . the sun's going to be coming out soon . . . and the infomercials are on . . . and life's so hard . . .

Anyway, hooray for the nightowls! Glad to find a few more.

by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Judge Dredd on TBS!

maybe killing myself isn't a bad idea afterall

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I watched the whole thing

I've seen it before, and for some reason, I watched the whole thing

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm leaving soon.

But if you need a shoulder cry on... Man up.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ok, usually when I wake up nobody is here..

sometimes Graham, but he is usually busy building bridges or calculating the square root of is campus or something....

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm so pumped!

LET'S GO DBACKS!
LET'S GO MARINERS!

WOOOO!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was trying hard this weekend

to stick around an extra day or two in Seattle, but I guess I'll be glued to the boob tube like most of y'all. I don't care what our offseason was like right now. I don't care what our projected forecast is like right now. I don't care about 2007's failures. Right now, I just care about droid humping baseball!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Mar 31, 2008 3:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I need to leave.

I'll give SB nation credit for one thing: There knew format makes it more difficult to leave, because every time you make a comment "I only have to wait just 20 more seconds to see the response... just 20 more seconds and then I'll leave..."

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 3:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seconded

I've been a reader for more than a year, but I've never felt the need to sit around and respond to every comment . . . until the new format came out. Now it's so easy.

by Teej on Mar 31, 2008 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking christ.

"Their new"

WTF.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

You're a bad person for that grammatical error and you should feel bad.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd kill myself

But that would be unfair to the world.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm leaving too,

I'm going to one of the local bakeries to spend more money. Bakeries are awesome.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So 12 hours left?

*sigh* This is worse than a 6 year old kid waiting for Christmas.

by coolguyrob on Mar 31, 2008 3:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know dude... This sucks

I slept in really late today and now I can't sleep. I have class at 9:30, so I'm just going to stay awake, effectively making my wait 5 hours longer than it should be.

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Festivites

Only recently I saw some youtube clips of the Opening Day festivities from 2006 or 2007 (I forget which). It all looked very cool.

One question I have though - do TV stations cover this, a la Olympic Ceremonies, or is it just for the closed stadium audience? I presume that MLB.tv won't show anything, I don't recall them doing so last year.

And does a 3:40pm start really mean a 3:40pm start, or is that just a precursor to a 4pm start?

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by MarkE on Mar 31, 2008 4:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Very funny thread

I also agree WOOT BASEBALL SEASON!

by phil333 on Mar 31, 2008 4:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, one of them has to be right... right?

Thanks for nothing, Seattle Times... although, I don't know why this surprises me.





I accidentally cropped the last article, but Baker's piece is titled, "Mariners not at a crossroads, can probably just win later"

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 4:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Links don't work

Baker.....sigh.

We could've won later, if we had kept Jones and the rest of our young talent. Now we do have to win now or wait many years until our farm system is rebuilt before we have another shot.

How does he expect us to win later when almost half of our 25 man roster is 31 or older, including 6 members of our starting lineup? Does he expect the old guys to get better as they age? And our younger guys in the lineup aren't even good hitters, where are we magically going to pull this good offense out of our ass to win later? We have a lot of good young pitchers but the entire offense needs to be retooled and you can't do that through free agent signings alone.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 5:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT R U TAKLING ABOUT???

JERED WEAVER IS THE BEST!!!1!!11!

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As much as I hate their blind homerism and everything else about (most of) them

I kind of agree that our pitching will not be enough to make us a clear favorite. That being said, I never thought I'd hear anybody brag about having Jon Garland on their squad. So that made me laugh...

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The argument is whether or not the M's rotation is better than the Angels

INCLUDING Lackey out for a month.

Not about who was the fav.

Don't see how anyone could pick Angels in that case.

by Fett42 on Mar 31, 2008 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I thought I made a decent argument

Even used FIP and everything. So far neither you nor OlSalty has refuted anything I said. If you have points to raise or issues with my analysis, feel free to post them.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must have missed it.

Where did you post it?

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go look for Matthew's posts on regressed tRAs

I don't take you seriously enough to actually look it up myself.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless they fixed the search function while I wasn't looking

that's going to be pretty hard. Anything more definite you can give me about where to find it? Like maybe what month it was in?

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Within the last couple of months

Matthew was busy trying to prove that the Angels would beat the tar out of the M's so he did a bunch of projection posts

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heehee

At least so far he is being normal, unlike many Angels fans that come over here. But maybe I missed some egregious act committed by him in the past.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not being particularly mean

I just don't think there's any point in explaining advanced pitching metrics to an HH resident.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it does seem like they take him seriously over there....

Although saving the entire HH community is WAY too much to ask

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But....

Jered Weaver had an ERA+ of 178 in 2006! And the only reason he was so much worse last year is because he was pitching hurt!

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So here's what I found:

You created a new stat called tRA.

When you apply a regression model, it projects just about everybody on the Angels as becoming worse, mostly based on the low number of homers per FB the Angels pitchers give up (just like xFIP), while predicting Felix Hernandez will be better (also just like xFIP) because his HR/FB will regress towards league average.

Matthews in his projection says that he likes tRA better than ZIPS projections because it fits his preconceptions better.

While tRA/tRA* is an interesting metric, it seems to me that there are two problems: first, it's based entirely on one year, 2007. First I usually prefer a three year body of data (if possible) because it gives a broader range and helps identify outliers and/or trends in a pitcher's development. Second, it continues the problem of xFIP in assuming that all pitchers operate in the same way with respect to giving up homers.

Example: John Lackey

John has put up the following HR/FB rates in the past three seasons: 7.8%, 6.8%, 8.8%.

All of those are quite a ways below the league average at 11%. Accordingly, xFIP has assigned him values far in excess of his FIP under the assumption that he's going to regress back toward 11%, and it hasn't been right once.

There are two conclusions you can draw from this: A) John Lackey has gotten absurdly lucky three years running, or B) Something is causing his HR/FB rate to remain lower than the league average.

I feel that you have to conclude B), though I would add that I'm not sure that it is anything John himself is doing (at least, not entirely). If you wish, I can expound on the reasoning behind this latter statement, but I'd prefer to hear your reaction to what I've already said before I get into that.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the league in general, yes

But as I said, I'm not sure it's correct to assume that every pitcher will have the same HR/FB tendencies year after year. While most are erratic, Nate Silver recently talked about how Tom Glavine routinely breaks PECOTA projections by screwing around with his likely-hood of giving up a homerun. If an individual is beating the system on a regular basis, logic says there must be a reason for it.

However, as I said, I'm not entirely sure that's the reason in Lackey's case is his own pitching. I'll elaborate further on this in my response to Graham below.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ran a 10 year correlation check to get my HR regression data

You want to believe that John Lackey is magical, then fine.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing to do with magic.

It's the weather.

I saw in your tRA post that you included the modified THT Home Run Park Factor, and included them in the results. There was another THT article on a similar subject that I'm curious if you looked at: An observation of the actual weather at MLB stadiums over a two-year period and their effect on HR/FB rates.

The results are fairly interesting. League average in this article was 14%. At Angel stadium, 85% of the time the HR/FB rate was 9.4% around a 30% absolute reduction.

Over the years at Angel stadium much has been made by various announcers of the "marine layer" at Angel stadium which tends to knock balls down. I think that this article quantifies the effect of that marine layer on actual games, because the author was forced to place it in the "Other" category of weather, as opposed to in/out/still. The THT park factor rate you used doesn't take this into account.

This would also explain why Escobar, Weaver, and Saunders also seem to be beating the consistently odds on this. Santana can be explained by the fact that the vast majority of his homers are given up away, due to psychological problems I mentioned earlier. Thus, the Angels pitchers are probably not going to regress as much as your model indicates they should, because they spend half their games pitching in a stadium which lowers their HR/FB rate dramatically.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arghhhhh

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've played around with HR park factors

Changing them barely does anything.

And Lackey's regressed numbered add on 0.20 runs per 9 innings.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Altering HR/FB rates by -30% in half the player's starts does nothing? That's fairly surprising.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First off, it's not 30% because the HR factor

for ANA wasn't 100.

Secondly, no, not really. Lackey's tRA went from 4.06 to 3.91 if you give ANA a ridiculous HR factor of 70.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There aren't that many HR hit per year

The massive park factor swings only change things by +/-3 HR per year max , and that's only ~5 runs.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Per pitcher, or just overall?

If it were per pitcher, then that's 25 runs, which is 2-3 games, IIRC.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's actually 0 games overall

Since the run environment changes for both teams if you assume that extreme an effect. If you're talking about rotation ability things get a bit different.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting. I'm not sure which it would be.

Gotta get to class, I'll be back later.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a terrible stat to use for projecting forward

that was a backward looking study only. It's like computing park factors without controlling for the home team.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then control for the home team.

I may be wrong; as I said, it's only a theory, but I think it has merit, as it would explain why the Angels staters as a group seem to have a consistently low FB/HR rate.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if I had done the study and had the data

I would have. I didn't and I don't but I'm going to try.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

I admit that I'm not much of a spreadsheet/math wiz. Or at least not as much as the people here seem to be. >_>;

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why are you taling about Lackey anyways?

That's not where the projections differ with anything else. You want to talk up the Angels rotation you're going to have to defend Weaver and Garland as sub 4 pitchers.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used Lackey because he best demonstrates

My point about HR rates, having been in Angel stadium the longest. Weaver and Garland's projections owe a lot to their regressed HR rates. If I'm correct about Angels stadium's effect on HR/FB rates, then they, too, will not regress as much as they should.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a fairly simple way to test if it's the park

Check the HR/FB% of visiting pitchers in Anaheim. Of all the flyballs opposing pitchers gave up, how many cleared the fence? If you're right, it should be significantly lower for everyone pitching there, not just Lackey, Weaver, and Saunders.

I'm gonna throw out a wild guess here and say it's around 11% but it seems like something that would be easy to pretty easy to check if you felt so inclined.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried to

But the post didn't go through, and I'm way too lazy to write all of it again, so someone else can point out to you all the ways in which you're wrong.

But the most glaring of which is that you said pretty much exactly what I said, and the only clear advantage the Angels have in the rotation order is at #3 (if you actually buy that Garland's FIP will hold up lol, not that Washburn's will), while the Mariners have a better #2 and #5 easily. And add to that Lackey is going to miss at least 12 starts, and there's no telling how he'll pitch coming back from injury, and the advantage is clearly to the Mariners, I don't see how you could possibly argue otherwise.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lackey will miss 2 months?

The last estimates I read had him back in early May. That's 5 to 6 starts missed, which is Bedard's average over his career, so that's why we feel confident in still comparing the two equally.

As far as an advantage in the number 5 spot, that's only true if you assume Santana is going to repeat 2007. 2006 numbers would put him back at a level with Batista, and as I pointed out, Santana remains a good pick for a breakout season, which along with his youth, gives him a fairly high upside. Batista is getting old and will likely continue to get worse from here out.

Given those two arguments, it seems like you could make a decent case that the two teams are tied or even still give the overall advantage to the Angels.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on Mar 31, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last report I saw

Said mid or late May, maybe that's changed. But hoping for an early May return and actually returning in early May are two entirely different things, 5 or 6 starts is a pretty optimistic prediction.

Anyways, this is pretty much pointless, I never really intended to get into a silly little argument over whose rotation is better or whatever, I was just pointing out that all of the ways the poster in that diary used to justify the Angels rotation as better (ERA+, Win/Loss record, etc.) are complete garbage stats that tell you very little about their ability as a pitcher. FIP isn't great either but I'm not about to try to explain the more complex measures to someone who doesn't even know what ERA+ does and doesn't tell you about a pitcher.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too true...

I need to read more carefully

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yours is a noble mission

but I honestly think you're wasting your time. They're not going to listen.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAH

He called Adenhart a "phee-nom."

That is like calling Morrow a phenom. Absolutely ridiculous. I can't believe I clicked that link.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adenhart is a pretty good prospect

I wouldn't venture into "phenom" territory quite yet but he definitely has that potential.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I'd take him on the M's, no questions asked.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just described Gil Meche.

To me, phenoms have those rare skills that come around every so often. Felix has those skills. Liriano has those skills. Most other prospects have the tools to turn themselves into the next Curt Schilling, Greg Maddux, etc., but rarely do you find the Pedro's and Johan's. Adenhart falls under the first category. He ma become a great pitcher, but he is no phenom.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walking Man Brewery

This probably belongs in a beer thread, but I have to shout it from every podium available: the Walking Man Black Cherry Stout is a miracle from God.

Go M's.

by Hoft on Mar 31, 2008 6:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Charlie

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 6:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Well Well

Look what we have here, Seattle fans excited for opening day.

Its your old friend TexGoesYard here to bring you guys back down to earth. Seattle is known for two things, cheesy Tom Hanks love movies, and some large aids infected needle that shoots towards the sky.

Now that you are sufficently down on your depressing city, lets move onto the baseball team. Yeah yeah you guys got Erik The Bedard. Trust me I know him well, I think he struck out 90 batters against Texas last year.

But let me introduce you to a few of our new starting cast....

1. Josh Hamilton - Im sure you guys have already shit your pants minimum of 5 to 7 and 3/4ths times thinking about this beast. He drank his first sip of alochol and did his first line of cocaine..IN THE SAME NIGHT. He was like "Marijuana is a gateway drug? FUCK THAT. BAM I KICK THAT GATE RIGHT DOWN, STRAIT TO THE YAYO." I mean a man with that kind of commitment, you can only imagine what he is going to do on the baseball field.

2. The Monopoly man himself. MILTON BRADLY. - This guy makes Antoine from No Country For Old Men look like Mr Rodgers. He is so angry, so angry that a pitcher even attempts to throw strikes to him. So angry...

3. A few days a week EDDIE. - You guys know him well, we just let him load up on all the awesome Tex-Mex that he could never get in that fish town of yours. Now he is fuled up and ready to go. Last time the radar clocked him at 109.....and those were changeups.

I look forward to Texas dominating, eviserating, devistating, and every other kind of ATING that there is, the entire seattle series. Oh and by the way by "series" I don't mean just this beginning series, I MEAN THE WHOLE DAMN SEASON SWEEP SON. As we punish you even beyond the bombed out and depleated Oakland A's into 4th place.

ITS OPENING DAY BABY, GET PUMPED.

by SaltyGoesYard on Mar 31, 2008 6:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty Goes Yard

Contrary to popular belief, not referring to Jarrod Saltalamacchia hitting a homerun, but rather to the Pixar movie he will be making during his time not playing major league baseball.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't spell

And you're a cunt.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude

the guy's bragging about Guardado. I think he must be trying to be funny but he's, you know, Texan.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

Giving Texans a bad name...it was kind of a funny rant until that part.

He should have replaced that with something about Blalock returning to form.

Or he could have ended with the Rangers building their future around their young OFer, instead of trading him away for the "final" piece to the puzzle.

Too soon?

Umm, hooray baseball? Yes, that's it, hooray baseball!

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 31, 2008 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Unlike last year there are a few things in Texas the homerists can actually be proud of.....

But the pitching definitely isn't one of those things.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell if this is funny on purpose

or funny because he thinks its true. I think its a combination of both, but I laughed either way. Also, you are a douche, and I hope that when Salty inevitably parts way with the Rangers, you change your name again with whoever they replace him with. Also, you are a douche. Did I mention that already? Shit, when I start watching "Youve Got Mail", I tend to get a little distracted...

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your "smack talk" includes references to Eddie Guardado and Milton Bradley...

...I don't think "smack talk" means what you think it means.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 31, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MICHAEL YOUNG IS THE BSET SHORSTOP IN BASEBAL!1

AND MILLLWOOD IS #1 PITCHER ACE EXTREEM

The poster formerly known as NewLocal.

by Eyebrows on Mar 31, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This reminds me of something.

It's like a shitty version of POWERTHIRST (Not a Rickroll)

by Faux on Mar 31, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. Go 0 for the series while incredibly hung over and burnt?
2. Who is this Mr. Rodgers? Are you seriously referencing the new Green Bay Packers QB?
3. Pitch guns shouldn't measure in kilometers.

Prepare for pwnage, boy.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone else think...

that the standard avatars look like Barrack Obama?

...seriously

by Dukey on Mar 31, 2008 6:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes We Do!

I mean, yeah, I see the resemblance.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhat related

On the news, they just said that he went bowling in some town, and scored a 37... Thats like a 6-year-old-without-the-bumpers type of score. I was a supporter, but now I'm having doubts.

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe this...

37? I could do better than that if I kicked the bowling ball. With my left foot. He can't be that uncoordinated. Jesus.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heres the story

I had to check for myself, just to make sure the TV reporter didn't misspeak...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080330/ap_on_el_pr/bowling_for_voters_2

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

How could someone possibly be that bad?

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If his hands are as big as his feet (size 13 1/2)

then it's impossible to find a ball at an alley that fits right. I am not an awful bowler, but I'm using an alleyball, I can't hit for anything and I mess up my elbow for a day.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it say that he bowled a full 10 frames?

Just thinking... presidential candidates usually have more pressing things on their time than to bowl a whole game... might he have just quit after 3 or 4 frames....?

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Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page

by MarkE on Mar 31, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You may be right... Still pretty bad though

Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37.

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was out with some friends last month

one of them bowled a 1. He was actually trying.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually trying

to drink a lot, right? Because it looks like he succeeded...

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 31, 2008 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't decide

if I never want to bowl with him again or if I always want to bowl with him again.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is really no good answer to that...

I mean, on the one hand, it's pretty damn funny. But on the other, if a girl thinks you have totally lame friends, well that can make it an uphill battle. Therefore I would say that he's better as a spot-bowler, used only when you A) want to laugh and B) aren't looking for girls.

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That takes some kind of special.

I bowled a 101 when I was dead drunk. Didn't know it until on of my friends showed me the printed out scorecard the next day. Apparently I was quite proud of myself and made him get a printout. haha

by brayden04 on Mar 31, 2008 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

When I can't find the pocket to save my life (which is 98% of the time), even I can manage an 80 at worst.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball!!

Go Cubs Go M's, see you in October!

CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN

by GarlicFryCubFan on Mar 31, 2008 8:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Per Graham's advice:

use Firefox 3. It's just flying through this page.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hadn't

I am forever glad I did.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it stable?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 31, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems to be

but then I've only been using it for half an hour.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and if you get the "nightly tester tool" extension

all of your incompatible extensions become compatible

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

this is so much better. But I just lost adblock, which is so shitty.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

just found adblock plus. Any other addons you can recommend? I've got flashstop.

the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, sorry

I've only just switched from Opera and I haven't done much fiddling.

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cooliris Preview is an absolute must for me...

Check it out, I thought it was a little weird at first, but once I got used to it, I couldn't live without it

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recommend NoScript

NoScript allows you to manage javascript permissions easily page by page - a great blocker of untrusted cross site scripting (XSS) which, unblocked, can allow malicious access to your computer. Secondarily, it blocks ads very well.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh! Tabbrowser preferences is gone!

And the search is broken!

And the loading times to get into these threads has not changed.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

search is working fine for me. Loading is still a tad slow but its not freezing on me like it was before.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a dealbreaker for me

are you running with the nightly tester tool extension? if you are and tabbrowser prefs is still not working I'm not switching.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 31, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, still doesn't work.

It's a deal breaker for me as well. But I have both versions installed at the same time, so I'll keep switching back and forth to see what extensions have updated.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woa nevermind.

Just switched back real quick and there is definitely is a noticeable difference in speed on other sites. The thread itself isn't loading any faster, but LL in general sure is. MLB.com, which generally takes a second to load, loads instantly.

That overrules the lack of tabbrowser preferences for me. I can live without it for now. And search too.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Safari 3.1 on Windows or Mac is also really fast

We're still working to improve performance in FF2.

I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation

by lovitt on Mar 31, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heads up

seeing as this is the official pregame thread, I'll be opening up the first game thread at 3:15.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 8:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S GO M'S

I'm ambivalent about how this Opening Day is going to go.

I can't make the game (like Matthew, it's work related), but will see about sneaking to a watering hole to watch the rest of it after work.

Also, I like that comments add automatically in this new format. One of the banner ads crashes the site for me in Russian-roulette style, so to be able to keep one page open without refreshing helps me greatly.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 9:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Torre

not afraid to use young guys.... sent Juan Pierre to the bench and is going with Andre Either in LF.

Also considering using a player at third base that last season split time between A and AA ball because of the injuries to Nomar and Andy LaRoche

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Mar 31, 2008 9:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Saw that

Yeah, I bet Ned Coletti's not gonna give him any shit about that. They're only paying Pierre about $10 million per to suck ass, right?

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is my boss a stupid cunt?

She scheduled a meeting with no notice, non negotiable, from 3 to 4 pm today, so I'll miss the 1st pitch.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 9:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pushing to bail early

If for no other reason because I have a lot of actual work to do and spending an hour listening to people talk about shit that either doesn't matter to me or I have no input for is a waste of my time.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this has happened before

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else having the reply link

take them to the top of the page?

I'm using Safari btw FTW!!!

Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check

by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 9:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Safari

But I can't quit FF.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KC, DET

gooooooooo Royals!! You can do it Burrell the squirrel.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 9:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck that

Jays-Yankees is on, and I think Halladay is going to put on a clinic. Plus he's on my fantasy team.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB.tv totaly died for me.

Anybody else having issues with it? Man if that happens later I'll be pissed.

by Schuxu on Mar 31, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

soooo

how long will Cabrera stick at third?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seems pretty obvious

Jones to CF, Cabrera to LF, Inge back to 3B. Huge improvements all around (well, big downgrade in LF but when you think of it as reduced cost its better)

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray for babies!

I think my daughter is going to be "too fussy" to go into the studio today. Time for a long, painful day sitting on the couch holding her and watching baseball. I may even have to sneak a beer a little early...

Grad season is a month off, they'll survive without me. Right?

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great idea!

The beer should put her right to sleep.

by Pet Rock on Mar 31, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not so sure she likes beer...

I know she doesn't mind the taste of bourbon though. Or lemons. Or (mild) Tobasco.

Yeah, I'm not sure why my wife trusts me with her either.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not all at the same time, I hope.

by Pet Rock on Mar 31, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course not...

I wouldn't want to confuse her palate.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so despite pitch f/x having a pitch type algorithm, they've not put it onto their stupid gameday display yet.

which is stupid

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes they have

at least, I'm seeing it in gameday. It's wonky though. Meche, appartently, owns a 93mph sinker

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, it's down at the bottom

(which I have my own beef with for not being big enough to show more than one pitch-by-pitch at bat), but not at the top

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can mouse over the 'balls'

to get the info

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude looks good

2 curves for called strikes to shef. pretty awesome.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I remembering wrong

But when his curve was good it was real good but when it was bad it was really really bad?
And we got more really really bad than good

by InSpokane on Mar 31, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Meche's stuff looks phenomenal

that splitter was awesome (so what if it was low, there's like ten players that would not have swung at it)

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sometime during the game thread today

I will make my 20,000th comment at LL.

Holy crap.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, this is a bit more familiar...

I can't believe some of the opening day starters this year.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 10:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonder what the comment limit is

on this platform

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There isn't one

Just keeps going until the thread gets too slow

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll soon find out.

I'm predicting 3000+ comments.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predicting that

this thing will slow to a crawl well before 3000.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 31, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you stay in the thread

I don't think it gets noticeably slower

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dayum Meche

3 strikeouts already.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and 2 walks

and nearing 40 pitches for 2 innings.

VINTAGE BUBBLEGUM!

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else

not buying renteria as a leadoff hitter? I'd put polanco there first.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Leading off Renteria?

Uh, yeah, not the best of decisions, Leyland.

... though I guess with Granderson hurt, he doesn't have much of an option. Might as well front load an alleged high-average high OBP guy.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ladies and Gentlemen

YOUR REIGNING NATIONAL LEAGUE WESTERN DIVISION CHAMPION ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 10:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Verlander's stuff

too filthy for p/fx

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 10:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Correct me if I'm wrong

But I thought today was March 31st. MLB.tv has a big sign saying you can download Mosaic March 31st, but it's not available yet. whinewhinewhine

by iheartjavelinas on Mar 31, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just wondering the same thing

just got into my premium feed, and kinda bummed on that...

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw by Guillen

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rain delay.

Fuck me.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Might as well.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just tired of hearing about it.

I'd rather watch baseball than a wet tarp.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

That always looks painful.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One of the reasons that Verlander is overrated

He hits a tonne of guys (19 last year) but nobody remembers to add those baserunners to his walks total

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whats this homer talking about

"eh i guess it was pretty far inside"

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That looked like ball 4...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what's the the hold up?

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Past a diving Cabrera.

Get used to that Tiger fans.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's phone conversation are we listening to?

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Batting 8th.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CF till Granderson comes back.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see... thanks

So then does he become a utility type of guy when Granderson returns?

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bleh

1.2mb stream not working for me at all. I get 800mb but an undisclosed error on 1.2, sigh.

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by bluemax on Mar 31, 2008 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1.2 working for me

and they didn't go to blue screen in between innings, and I'm waiting for someone to say 'fuck' or something funny

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

This page took about 90 seconds to load.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just leave it open

it's fine once the initial load is done with.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but it's still frustrating when you're trying to do something else

while the page is loading and my entire computer is frozen.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

discussion about this exact issue

somewhere in the thread. Basically, Firefox3beta4 will fix it, or Safari 3.1

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not ready to upgrade to Firefox 3.

I had bad luck with Firefox 2 beta, so I swore I'd wait for final releases before I upgraded.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could surgically remove

Meche's stuff and implant it in Batista

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd always thought his issue

was that his stuff is so hittable so he tried to sneak it by on the perimeter of the zone.

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'd kill a first base coach

no need for batter involvement

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tigers' announcer:

"Jones trying to recapture the power he had in the past."

Yeah, that is not coming back.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

on the inside

Gil is in the foetal position, sobbing

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubt this game can mirror yesterday's

but that would be a great way to start the season.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did I say anything about the tigers winning?

I don't think I did.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A walkoff home run

Would require the Tigers to win, I think

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that's not bad logic.

I don't need a walkoff though. I could go with a come from behind homerun in the ninth.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The perfect game:

Meche gets torched, Royals make a comeback and go aheead for the win in the top of the 9th...

Actually, as long as the Meche gets torched part happens, I don't really care

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still like Meche.

I'm fucking thrilled he's not a Mariner any more, but I like the guy.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want this game to mirror yesterday's.

Walk-off homeruns do not make up for shitty pitching, defense, hitting, NL style baseball, the Nationals... I could go on.

This game is already more exciting just having the Detroit lineup. It's not the Mariners, but at least I can follow someone I own in fantasy baseball.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meche obviously didn't watch the Ricoh

scouting report on himself: avoid the big inning.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way,

The mariners are still working on their situational hitting.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's safe to say

That, for the Royals, it's all downhill from here.

Maybe next year!

by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watching the Tigers game:

Anyone else think that it looks a bit shit with silverlight even with the 1.2 feed?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah... Lame

Its still a little jerky

by thenatural on Mar 31, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My God

That is an awful piece of chin turf Gil Meche is sporting in his roster photo. /late to the party.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God, Guillen's arm is ridiculous.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KC not willing to brave Guillen's wrath a second time.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't keep who Guillen's playing for straight anymore.

He's been on so many teams. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a ball.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, you can...

If you knock the cover off the ball.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd prefer KC winning, but this is still entertaining.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

That looked like a strike.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh, it was low.

I can believe it.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike.

Weird ump.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you going to clean it up?

*dodges bricks*

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tigers' announcer:

"What a great eye [Sheffield] has."

Yeah, that was strike 3.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The new format is fucking smooth in game threads.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

People with good eyes don't take that pitch w/ 2 strikes

Even if it was a ball it's still too close to leave

by Graham on Mar 31, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

DEEEEEEEEEEEEP TO LEFT! ALMOST PAST THE SHORTSTOP!!! WHAT A DEEP FLY BALL!!!!!

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the regression begins.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's 2/3...

0_o

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why it's beginning now and not in the first 2 at bats.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my guess is

Meche is thinking 'my golly but this is going well'

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by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 31, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I just heard giggling

From the announcers, who I presume to be grown men.

Baseball is officially back!

by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha yankee fans..assholes

NO GAME FOR YOU!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 31, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Postponed.

The game had back spasms.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, yahoo says ppd.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually annoyed about that.

Halladay-Wang is a great matchup, and I was really looking forward to seeing it. You could have 10 inning complete games by both pitchers with only 3 Ks between them.

by Llewdor on Mar 31, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Firefox 3 suggestion worked for me

Very nice, makes the refresh virtually instantaneous, so now I don't get the stutter in FCEU and RC Pro Am is playable during commercials. This day keeps getting better.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cooks a mean steak, cuts a mean run, talks a good

game.....

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

weather delays are dumb

opening day weather delays are retarded.

opening day postponements = DEATH

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dbacks at noon supposedly.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The overall pain felt on an opening day rainout is a lot more than extra $200 million for a retractable roof.

New stadiums should require retractable roofs, no matter the cost. Taxpayers already take in the ass. They might as well avoid getting an anal fissure on opening day.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KC's offense is uninspiring,

unless you need inspiration to kill yourself.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...wtf?

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some nice heckling going on there...

Always fun when you can get some crosstalk picked up on the mikes.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mics even

Bah. Perhaps the hecklers are Mikes.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the Royals suck.

I am leaning somewhere in between.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True as that may be...

This Verlander guy is pretty good.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a good fastball.

I think he was clocked at 102 mph in his rookie season.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit, I wanna see Sheets and Zambrano

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aha! That guy just got called out,

Hilarious.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That Cabrera kid is pretty good.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miggy Cabs

welcome to Detroit.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Such a mighty whallop...

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, these announcers are starting to piss me off.

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate these announcers.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate everything about the Tigers

But these announcers are the worst.

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listening to Tigers annoucers is better than:

1. Listening to Braves annoucers.
2. Listening to White Sox announcers.

I would rather listen to almost anything rather than Hawk Harrelson.

by Llewdor on Mar 31, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk Harrelson teaches bad grammar and it pisses me off.

"He gone!"

I want to punch him in the face and kick him in the balls every time I hear that.

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND YOU CAN ... PUT IT ON THE BOARDDDDDDDDD ... YES!

How did that ever get popular?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the upside

At least that ball went further than 16 feet past third base.

by cwel87 on Mar 31, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"That's gotta feel good"

You mean like the load you guys just unloaded in your pants?

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by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gathwright's pretty fast,

he almost beat that.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tigers' announcers:

"Here comes the bat knob, which leads to the bat head."

Wow, very observant. Are we next going to find out that the grass line leads to the infield dirt?

by Wilder. on Mar 31, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lesson learned:

do not leave the auto-refreshing game thread open and then walk away for an hour.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How can one turn it off squire?

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just close the window or something

trying to catch up is a bit of a nightmare.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a check box at the top of the page

Just under the scoreboard, I think.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's gone.

I have a feeling that it would fuck up the M's game anyway as 1.2 mlb.tv seems to be even further behind the live tv broadcasts most of you guys will be watching.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game time!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That ball was hammered.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gordon destroyed that

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Reds are coming out to the Matrix theme.

I guess when you are a Reds fan, it's nice to be in the Matrix.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a nice crack by Gordon.

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by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cubs/Brewers getting underway finally.

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by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh

So that's why Alex Gordon is hyped.

And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...

by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gil Meche with a quality start.

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by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So not a quality start

This was absolute vintage Meche.

by Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washington and Atlanta

played a one game series. Why?

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because they can, clearly.

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by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Royals getting a handle on Verlander.

Gil Meche could concievably win this game.

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by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Standing O?

I don't think it was a standing ovation start. But then maybe I'm spoiled by Felix's opening day awesomeness.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now it's definitely not standing ovation worthy.

Not even going to get the win.

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by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Obviously not. You're smarter than that.

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by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is batting the pitcher 8th

preferable to batting him 9th?

by OlSalty on Mar 31, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Put a speedy but light hitter 9th

And your leadoff hitter won't have a slow pitcher clogging up the bases in front of him if he gets on.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was quick.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, all these games I don't care much about...

Sure, Cubs fans can be a bit annoying...but the Brewers have the whole Selig connection. Hard for me to care either way.

Maybe I'll go back to Detroit/KC. At least the lenses there aren't using the Elizabeth Thaylor filter.

by Sidi on Mar 31, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see Orel is in midseason form.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie game.

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by TheOptimist on Mar 31, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

It was supposed to be sunny and 60 degrees here in Portland today. Instead it's snowing. What the fuck?

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, MLBAM

you know what stat I LOOOOOVE to see for pitchers? You're right! Batting average against!! Thank god you choose to show me that instead of some incredibly unuseful stat like, say, innings pitched.

Thanks fucktards.

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 12:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They still do that?

I thought they'd fix that by this year.

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by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my most hated things EVER.

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by Phildopip on Mar 31, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know!

who has facial hair like that?

by Matthew on Mar 31, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh

Might want to take a peek at JJ's current team picture.

by Gomez on Mar 31, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs