~3/31: Opening Day Open Pregame Thread
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shaved head, scruffy beard
Gil Meche is now Erik Bedard!
by MFAN on
Mar 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT
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That's what the Mariners kept hoping for
>:(
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT
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I was literally typing something very similar to that
Good thing I already have a beer opened...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Mar 30, 2008 10:21 PM PDT
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Jeff looking like Meche jokes will never get old.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:04 AM PDT
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Guess I'm the only one
Who sees Josh Brown there...
by qrsouther on
Mar 31, 2008 12:40 PM PDT
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Best. Username. EVER.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on
Mar 31, 2008 12:41 PM PDT
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
BASEBALL! Finally. I'm totally wearing my jersey to work tomorrow, rules be damned
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Mar 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT
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Cheers
to you
to the Mariners
to the new season
and to all baseball fans who no longer have to wait until baseball season and sit through that torturous span of time between October (when the Ms are always unceremoniously kept out of the World Series) until the end of March!
Slight note: certain exceptions are made for the Sundays the Seahawks play and for the occasional hockey night in Canada broadcast.
~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~
by Enrique on
Mar 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT
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Huh.
I can't believe how excited I am. Especially after spending my first offseason with you guys and becoming terribly depressed.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 10:27 PM PDT
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You know what this picture would be perfect for?
A casual m4m posting on sandiego.craigslist.org.
by Jordan of Boise on
Mar 30, 2008 10:28 PM PDT
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You know I have your IP and email right
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:29 PM PDT
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Yep
Because if anything screams "gay casual encounter," it's a dude in San Diego holding a bear and wearing a Mariners jersey.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 10:30 PM PDT
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Depends on what part of the bear he's holding.
by Jordan of Boise on
Mar 30, 2008 10:30 PM PDT
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The top of the head
I palm bears with my massive hands. It's a hobby.
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:32 PM PDT
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It's not fair that you're tall. >:(
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:32 PM PDT
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How many beers in are you?
30? 40? No matter how much you try not to look like Gil "The Fish" Meche, it doesn't work Jeff. I'm sorry.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:32 PM PDT
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30-40?
I'm not made of (A) money or (B) livers.
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:33 PM PDT
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Ah to be made of livers
BTW, if you define "bears" in terms of the gay subculture... that above part becomes even funnier.
by johnbai on
Mar 30, 2008 10:35 PM PDT
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Best comment ever.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:06 AM PDT
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Sometimes I'm surprised you go to Roosevelt.
You know, when I was there we were featured on NPR as one of the most alcoholic schools in the country.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 10:33 PM PDT
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I honestly don't think Jeff looks like Meche anymore
I seriously think it's more Bedard now. I'm assuming Jeff will look like Silva in 2009.
by MFAN on
Mar 30, 2008 10:35 PM PDT
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God rest my soul if I'm ever that greasy
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:36 PM PDT
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Ew. Maybe Washburn?
Oh, no, Wait. Vidro!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:38 PM PDT
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You like yous some dead people.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:40 PM PDT
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...What?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:51 PM PDT
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It means he can fuck them without them telling him not to.
Get it? He puts his penis in dead people.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:07 AM PDT
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Still can't find myself
getting excited about the start of the season... I'll still watch the games, but its defintely not the same excitement as in years part... more of a yay baseball, ho hum Mariners feel to it.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Mar 30, 2008 10:42 PM PDT
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your the one to Red's zero*
This is what happens when you take away mandatory preview.
by Robert on
Mar 31, 2008 7:25 AM PDT
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something something
clap clap clapclapclap!
This is totally worth some sort of ambiguous chant.
King Felix rookie #59 Jersey will be worn to class tomorrow.
Sad to say I will miss the game thread :(
by PShwa on
Mar 30, 2008 10:44 PM PDT
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I'm rocking the authentic Felix 34
thank you eBay.
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:46 PM PDT
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I'll be Griffeying at the game.
Also thanks to the eBay.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 10:47 PM PDT
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My KF59 and RS44(sigh)
are both thanks to eBay.
and are both Alt. Jerseys
by PShwa on
Mar 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT
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Alternate.
a.k.a. 
ironically a picture of him wearing number 59
by PShwa on
Mar 30, 2008 11:02 PM PDT
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To follow up with my "Ah"
I like the alt jerseys more.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 11:05 PM PDT
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No Meche jersey?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:47 PM PDT
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You're sad that Jeff doesn't pay money for crap?
You're a weird little dude.
by coolguyrob on
Mar 30, 2008 10:52 PM PDT
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I'm sad that he doesn't have a Meche jersey.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:52 PM PDT
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Why would I pay for that?
That's the kind of thing a friend would get me as a gag birthday gift. A bad friend.
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 10:54 PM PDT
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Because you, at one time, looked like Meche?
And he was a fan favorite when he was here?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 10:56 PM PDT
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Yeah, to casual fans and a lot of women.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 30, 2008 11:03 PM PDT
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Doesn't sound like Jeff at all.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 11:04 PM PDT
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women only want money
and casual fans suck.
by MFAN on
Mar 30, 2008 11:04 PM PDT
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Without them
There would be like 2,000 of us at the stadium.
They're alright.
by Garces on
Mar 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT
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Women or casual fans?
Because I gotta tell you, I've been to the games. It's a sausage fest there.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 11:16 PM PDT
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Casual fans
Without women, well...there'd be 0 of us.
by Garces on
Mar 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT
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Go for the women, stay for the baseball?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT
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Meh...
If you've already got a woman, it becomes:
Go for the effing peace, uh, I mean, beer and hot dogs, stay for the baseball.
by GhettoBear04 on
Mar 31, 2008 5:44 AM PDT
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I'm going to get you a Jersey.
It will say "HERNANDEZ, but when you wear it the glue will come off the HERN and the NDEZ and you've simply be left wearing player A.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 10:57 PM PDT
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Home Bedard #45 for me.
Hey, how else was I gonna spend my tax return?
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:08 AM PDT
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I'm 19. I don't have to move out yet.
Thank god. The real world is scary.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:11 AM PDT
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This may sound counterintuitive . . .
but now that I'm out of college and have a real job, I have WAY more money to blow on worthless shit. I also suggest that you trick a girl into moving in with you. It's working wonders for me.
by Teej on
Mar 31, 2008 2:17 AM PDT
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This is correct.
Getting a woman to move in with you makes things so much easier. It's the upsides of:
1) Maid - find a picky woman, and once you get past the "nagging" phase, she'll just clean up all your shit.
2) Roommate - She pays half the bills, plus might pay for the garage to put her car in, but will also hold a bunch of your shit..
3) Chef - If you get off work after her, she'll make all your meals.
4) Hooker (May cost extra) - If you spend enough money to keep her happy, she'll also reward you in other ways. (That 600$ necklace? Repaid by her *and* a friend. Best 600$ I ever spent.)
by Faux on
Mar 31, 2008 6:01 AM PDT
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Oh... my...
You live a wonderful lifestyle, currently.
by Wilder. on
Mar 31, 2008 7:35 AM PDT
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When my wife and I were both in the army and stationed in Korea
we were for a while there both drawing our regular pay, our language score pay for being interpreters, and full allowance for quarters. It was, for our needs and station in life, an absurd amount of money - which we of course were incredibly stupid about, buying a metric ton of crap at every whim.
"Hey honey I just bought $500 bucks of Warhammer figures online" "Oh okay, that's nice."
Meanwhile, my buddy was minutely more modest in his spending, and when we left the army, I had nada and he had bout $30,000 in the bank.
So, at this gentle time in your lives when the high costs of parenthood and student loan payments are not yet smashing your stones, I recommend putting some little portion of income away for your future self. If you're putting some away and finding that you still have way more money for shit, put away a little more. Consider this a message from the Ghost of Christmas Future or something. *scary voice*
by Jordan of Boise on
Mar 31, 2008 6:17 AM PDT
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I'm Taking Tomorrow Off of Work
Half because the Mariners play opening day early (grrrr), and half because I'm going to have a massive hangover tomorrow startiiiiiiing NOW.
by marinator on
Mar 30, 2008 10:58 PM PDT
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ugggh
looking thru the shop on the Mariners site I came across a "Mariners Rally Monkey"....... wtf?

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Mar 30, 2008 11:01 PM PDT
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That's just wrong on so many levels.
by Pet Rock on
Mar 30, 2008 11:07 PM PDT
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no no no no no no no no no no
this is worse than when I found out that the Mariners sell pink hats
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT
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Hey
I got one for my ex. That was okay, she looked great.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT
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That's not okay. If she's going to agree to be a fan of the team
She can learn to wear blue god damn it. Pink hats are NOT acceptable under any circumstances until the team themselves start wearing pink hats. Don't be a pussy, grow a backbone and tell her if she's going to be a fan of your team she's gotta wear your team's colors. No exceptions.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:13 AM PDT
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My niece who is almost 2 has a little pink M's hat...
She has a couple different ones, but she likes the pink one. I think this might be one situation where pink is almost ok?
by thenatural on
Mar 31, 2008 2:17 AM PDT
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She was significantly hotter than you are.
So I'm going to disregard what you say in favor of seeing her look hot.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:29 AM PDT
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She can look hot in blue >:(
Don't be a doormat
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:37 AM PDT
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Her = Hot
You = Not her.
Guess who wins this argument.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:39 AM PDT
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I win in more than one way.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:48 AM PDT
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Wrong.
Hot girls can wear blue. I've seen it! Don't be her bitch, make her be hot in a blue hat. She wouldn't have gotten mad at you for getting her a blue hat.
I refuse to acknowledge you winning, and instead acknowledge you being the submissive, letting your girlfriend call the shots like a typical beta male.
Sorry man.
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:48 AM PDT
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Guarantee you that's not the case.
Though I don't particularly care if you take my word for it, since I still win with the hot girlfriend.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT
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Don't you set women on fire before sex?
Or do I misremember that?
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT
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Oh, wait, that was a joke.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:53 AM PDT
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I'm slow right now,
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:54 AM PDT
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And Librocrat said she WAS significantly hotter....
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Mar 31, 2008 7:53 AM PDT
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It took you guys a while to notice.
I suppose she still is, but that's much less of my business.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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As an aside, I'm not sure I believe you. You're defending yourself too hard
with her hotness
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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Hm... interesting theory.
You'll just have to be left wondering......
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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This isn't as interesting as you think it is
by Jeff on
Mar 31, 2008 11:47 AM PDT
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Making a smart ass comment to my smart ass comment doesn't really work.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
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I'm beginning to understand why she broke up with you
by Jeff on
Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM PDT
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So she killed herself?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:52 AM PDT
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...She didn't.
Also, this is not amusing.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:51 AM PDT
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That you touch yourself?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:53 AM PDT
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Hahaha this ended up going way better
than I even expected it to. This place is awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 11:56 AM PDT
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Jeff, think of the kittens
![]()
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:57 AM PDT
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I like birds
kittens eat birds
Hence, fuck kittens.
by Jeff on
Mar 31, 2008 11:58 AM PDT
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I thought you cheesed.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 12:00 PM PDT
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Moved to Boston.
I don't do long distance.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 10:17 AM PDT
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Ehhhh anyone can have a hot girlfriend.
That's still just a subtle way of letting her wear the pants. First it's a pink hat, but then what's next?
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 11:39 AM PDT
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What's next?
ONLY a pink hat.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 11:45 AM PDT
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I matters little to me.
...and now I'm here
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Mar 31, 2008 11:47 AM PDT
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My Fiance'
Has a blue hat but a pink Jersey. I don't really care because she actually likes to goto baseball games. So as long that is the case. I'm not fucking with anything. (literally had a to do a celebrate agreement before the wedding, this next 4 months is going to suck)
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
by Scruffy Lefty on
Mar 31, 2008 6:15 AM PDT
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Wheres coach?
How did you let me type celebrate instead of celibate?
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by Scruffy Lefty on
Mar 31, 2008 6:16 AM PDT
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Is this based on the premise
that at some point you'll go 4 months without sex during the marriage, so let's make sure you can handle it right now?
Man... that's cold.
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Mar 31, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
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WTF?
Yeah, but you should take advantage of all of the sex you can get today because you won't get the choice in the future.
by Wilder. on
Mar 31, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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I'm not sure what happen
but it starts tomorrow. So tonight is business time
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by Scruffy Lefty on
Mar 31, 2008 11:23 AM PDT
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I stumble over my pants, but I turn it into a sexy dance...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on
Mar 31, 2008 11:31 AM PDT
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And then we sort the recycling
It's not part of the foreplay, but it is very important.
by Pet Rock on
Mar 31, 2008 11:35 AM PDT
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Makin' love...
Makin' love for...
Makin' love for two...
Makin' love for two minutes.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Mar 31, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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Two minutes in heaven
is better than one minute in heaven
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 11:41 AM PDT
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Speaking of Flight of the Conchords
is anybody else going to Sasquatch?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phildopip on
Mar 31, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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You should go to Vegas and get married without anyone knowing.
Then you can have the show wedding people actually think is the real wedding in 4 months.
by Wilder. on
Mar 31, 2008 11:33 AM PDT
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I saw that too
No surprise that its in the sale section... Who would buy that thing?
by thenatural on
Mar 30, 2008 11:58 PM PDT
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I could of gone my whole life without knowing that exists.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on
Mar 31, 2008 2:46 AM PDT
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burn that horrible fucking thing in effigy
then the fool what conceived it. what's next, teal bang-bang sticks! nightmare.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:24 PM PDT
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Spring Training stats do have meaning
And Mike Morse will have a breakout year.
http://actasports.com/sow.php?id=164
Come on, it just feels good to be an optimist.
by Edgar for Pres on
Mar 30, 2008 11:11 PM PDT
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Hey check it out
they did away with the mandatory preview.
by Jeff on
Mar 30, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
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... I have it...
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 30, 2008 11:18 PM PDT
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I'm not sure I understand this
Real...baseball?
So are we getting Bedard or what?
by Garces on
Mar 30, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
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For Jamie Moyer, right?
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:13 AM PDT
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Nope. Peter Angelos nixed it.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
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Mar 30, 2008 11:14 PM PDT
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I thought we were just waiting for the results of Jones' physical.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:14 AM PDT
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Sorry folks, the site is going down for a bit
We need to make some last minute updates to get ready for tomorrow. We shouldn't be down long, an hour at the most.
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by lovitt on
Mar 30, 2008 11:15 PM PDT
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God Damnit
You take something I love away from me and you can be damn sure that I'll do the same to you
by Robert on
Mar 30, 2008 11:17 PM PDT
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And we're back
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
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Mar 30, 2008 11:55 PM PDT
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WOOO
It is officially opening day Pacific/Arizona Time
I was losing some excitement earlier on the news of the platoon. Its all back now... I cant fucking wait
by thenatural on
Mar 31, 2008 12:00 AM PDT
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I read that wrong.
excitement != excrement
by Faux on
Mar 31, 2008 6:06 AM PDT
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To be honest, both are correct...
except it didn't come back, like the excitement, it's long gone.
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Mar 31, 2008 6:42 AM PDT
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Jeff, did you get a pretty good deal
getting the jersey on Ebay, or was it pretty close to what an authentic one would run you in the team store?
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Mar 31, 2008 12:06 AM PDT
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huh, I didn't see anything that much.
But maybe I looked for the wrong thing.
...and now I'm here
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Mar 31, 2008 12:40 AM PDT
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I was pretty specific
I wanted a Felix, and I wanted a Felix 34.
by Jeff on
Mar 31, 2008 12:41 AM PDT
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Maybe this is a stupid question
but what is the difference between "authentic" and authentic. My jersey is pretty high quality, but it's from the Majestic brand, which I know generally makes crap. Again, cost me 6.00, so who cares. But what brand do I need to search for to get a real authentic..... "Authentic"?
...and now I'm here
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Mar 31, 2008 12:44 AM PDT
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Majestic is authentic.
The difference is that the replicas have just blue lettering whereas the authentic jerseys have official lettering with the teal outline and stuff. Worth the extra money because otherwise it looks like it was made for an eight-year-old but costs way more. It's worth the extra bucks for the authentic.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:16 AM PDT
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Mine's a black Cincy Griffey jersey.
Feels real, great lettering, cost me a whopping 6.00 on ebay. I assumed there was no way it could actually be "authentic"
...and now I'm here
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Mar 31, 2008 2:31 AM PDT
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this is where I wish I could buy clothes on Ebay.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:33 AM PDT
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In theory I could...
but I'm so tall that there isn't much selection, and you don't really know if it will fit right even if the shirt says XXL or whatever.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:38 AM PDT
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I think you'd be okay.
My large is big on me, I'm 6"0. So an XL or an XXL long should be fine depending on your waist size.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:40 AM PDT
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waist isn't the problem,
I have an authentic Felix, size 56, and anything smaller than that wouldn't fit. Lucky for my they make 56, it's the biggest size they make!
by brayden04 on
Mar 31, 2008 2:43 AM PDT
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Yeah, you're right.
I just searched ebay. Nothing special, only 30+ options for all teams combined.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:47 AM PDT
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Why would I get a Royals jersey?
Or heaven forbid, an Angels jersey? I mean, I MIGHT get a Nats jersey, but that's a huge maybe. Only a Zimmerman one.
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Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT
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Blank mariner one :(
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:52 AM PDT
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Oh, wait, did you think I was being sarcastic?
I wasn't.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:52 AM PDT
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No, I'm saying I know
there are a lot of jerseys out there, but for the vast majority of them I'm not really interested.
by brayden04 on
Mar 31, 2008 2:54 AM PDT
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Yeah, that's lame.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:57 AM PDT
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Cool... I'm trying to find one,and I'd rather not get it from the team store
whats the fit like?
by thenatural on
Mar 31, 2008 12:41 AM PDT
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Just about perfect
but then I was also looking for a particular size.
by Jeff on
Mar 31, 2008 7:52 AM PDT
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Real authentic ~40 or less depending on the player.
My "Majestic" in pretty good condition cost me 6.00 on ebay.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 12:39 AM PDT
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Wooooooohooooooo
15 hours 'til baseballllllll!111!11!!!!
by OlSalty on
Mar 31, 2008 12:26 AM PDT
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Today is a day for teal.
I may be graduating in May, and the Mariners may do something special including getting to the post-season, and I might shoot another 300 this year (or maybe win a damn bowling tournament).
But today is a day for teal. I must concur with Jeff. It is Opening Day, the Greatest Day of Them All.
Let's go M's.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Mar 31, 2008 1:21 AM PDT
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Cheers!
I'm not much of a wine connoisseur, so I'm just gonna knock back a Tanqueray and tonic, hit the sack and wake up with a boner for baseball.
Go M's! Please.
by Teej on
Mar 31, 2008 2:07 AM PDT
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Make sure baseball consents.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:31 AM PDT
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I figured there was an Opening Day moratorium
on getting consent.
by Teej on
Mar 31, 2008 2:32 AM PDT
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Baseball rape isn't funny.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:35 AM PDT
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Well, yes.
It's less funny than regular rape.
by Teej on
Mar 31, 2008 2:51 AM PDT
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OPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAY
ISHOULDREALLYWORKONMYREPORTBUTFUCKITTODAYISSACROSACNTOPENINGOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAYOPENINGDAY
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 2:08 AM PDT
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Your disagreement is wrong.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:17 AM PDT
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This is the correct answer.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:18 AM PDT
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I'm already drinking
Who's the moron now?
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 7:58 AM PDT
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No, Graham did
repeatedly. Doubles.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Mar 31, 2008 8:10 AM PDT
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No, that in fact does not qualify as an American serve
But maybe in England?
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Mar 31, 2008 8:11 AM PDT
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YAY! an excuse to wear my new Jersey!
Here's to hoping we see Red and Funk blasts. (dear lord please bring that back M's)
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on
Mar 31, 2008 2:33 AM PDT
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That's the best user name I've seen all day.
I'll have to buy you a beer for that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on
Mar 31, 2008 2:38 AM PDT
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Thanks
I just need to post more.
This is me not lurking.
by PhilKenSebben on
Mar 31, 2008 7:45 AM PDT
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The M's have black
alternate jerseys this year?? Man, those things look nice!
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Mar 31, 2008 2:39 AM PDT
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My Opening Day Schedule (PDT)
Now - 7:30am: Work
7:30 - 10:00am: Stuff
10:00am - 3:30pm: Sleep
3:30pm = Game Time!!
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W00t! No more Mandatory Preview!? Brilliant!
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Opening Day Schedule (BST)
Now - 6:00pm: Work, then drive home
6:00pm-3:00am Date with MLB.tv (Royals @ Tigers @ 6pm, bit of Giants @ Dodgers followed by Rangers @ Ms)
3:00am - 6am: Sleep. Ouch,
Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
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by MarkE on
Mar 31, 2008 2:47 AM PDT
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Opening day schedule:
Now: Awake.
Soon: Get out of bed.
Eventually: Eat something
Possibly: Do some work
Probably not: Do much work
Looking forward to: BASEBALL
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 2:49 AM PDT
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Opening day schedule
-2 hours ago: Should have gone to sleep.
Now: Regret
7:50 AM: Wake up
8:50 AM: Wake up
9:30 AM: Coffee, wake up
10:00 AM: Start writing crappy articles about how to make money online
2:00 PM Bus to Safeco
3:00 PM Awesomeness.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:51 AM PDT
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You and me were on LL during the Nats game
then I went to sleep, woke up, and you're still here. Does that say more about me coming here right when I wake up or you being here the whole time?
by brayden04 on
Mar 31, 2008 2:53 AM PDT
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I don't sleep easily.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:55 AM PDT
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I should add:
I don't have insomnia, I just don't get tired easily and tend to waste time online post midnight.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:55 AM PDT
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I don't have insomnia
I'm just big-boned
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 2:56 AM PDT
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I know I am.
Or did you mean fat.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 2:58 AM PDT
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I try so hard
to explain this to people. I work nights, yet people are completely freaked out that I stay up till 3 or 4 a.m.
"Are you depresssed?"
"Are you retarded?"
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Mar 31, 2008 2:57 AM PDT
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself
I mean . . . the sun's going to be coming out soon . . . and the infomercials are on . . . and life's so hard . . .
Anyway, hooray for the nightowls! Glad to find a few more.
by Teej on
Mar 31, 2008 3:01 AM PDT
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Shit, I wish it were 11 a.m.
That's when baseball starts!
by Teej on
Mar 31, 2008 3:03 AM PDT
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Judge Dredd on TBS!
maybe killing myself isn't a bad idea afterall
by thenatural on
Mar 31, 2008 3:03 AM PDT
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Dude, I watched the whole thing
I've seen it before, and for some reason, I watched the whole thing
by thenatural on
Mar 31, 2008 9:12 AM PDT
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I'm leaving soon.
But if you need a shoulder cry on... Man up.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 3:03 AM PDT
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it's ok, usually when I wake up nobody is here..
sometimes Graham, but he is usually busy building bridges or calculating the square root of is campus or something....
by brayden04 on
Mar 31, 2008 2:59 AM PDT
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Hyperelastic, viscoelastic, anisotropic materials are less fun
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 3:11 AM PDT
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I can only imagine
and thats why I am a Math and Stats major, and not Engineering...
by thenatural on
Mar 31, 2008 3:13 AM PDT
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These days I don't do much engineering
I just complain that my computer is failing to do my engineering for me
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 3:14 AM PDT
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I'm so pumped!
LET'S GO DBACKS!
LET'S GO MARINERS!
WOOOO!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on
Mar 31, 2008 2:50 AM PDT
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I was trying hard this weekend
to stick around an extra day or two in Seattle, but I guess I'll be glued to the boob tube like most of y'all. I don't care what our offseason was like right now. I don't care what our projected forecast is like right now. I don't care about 2007's failures. Right now, I just care about droid humping baseball!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Mar 31, 2008 3:06 AM PDT
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Robot rape isn't funny either.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 3:07 AM PDT
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Okay, I need to leave.
I'll give SB nation credit for one thing: There knew format makes it more difficult to leave, because every time you make a comment "I only have to wait just 20 more seconds to see the response... just 20 more seconds and then I'll leave..."
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 3:07 AM PDT
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Holy fucking christ.
"Their new"
WTF.
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by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 3:09 AM PDT
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Yeah
You're a bad person for that grammatical error and you should feel bad.
by OlSalty on
Mar 31, 2008 4:20 AM PDT
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I'd kill myself
But that would be unfair to the world.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 31, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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I'm leaving too,
I'm going to one of the local bakeries to spend more money. Bakeries are awesome.
by brayden04 on
Mar 31, 2008 3:12 AM PDT
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So 12 hours left?
*sigh* This is worse than a 6 year old kid waiting for Christmas.
by coolguyrob on
Mar 31, 2008 3:39 AM PDT
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I know dude... This sucks
I slept in really late today and now I can't sleep. I have class at 9:30, so I'm just going to stay awake, effectively making my wait 5 hours longer than it should be.
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Festivites
Only recently I saw some youtube clips of the Opening Day festivities from 2006 or 2007 (I forget which). It all looked very cool.
One question I have though - do TV stations cover this, a la Olympic Ceremonies, or is it just for the closed stadium audience? I presume that MLB.tv won't show anything, I don't recall them doing so last year.
And does a 3:40pm start really mean a 3:40pm start, or is that just a precursor to a 4pm start?
Accidental Mariner - P3 W1 L2 (.333)
Sponsor of Jamie Burke's baseball-reference page
by MarkE on
Mar 31, 2008 4:34 AM PDT
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Very funny thread
I also agree WOOT BASEBALL SEASON!
by phil333 on
Mar 31, 2008 4:45 AM PDT
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Well, one of them has to be right... right?
Thanks for nothing, Seattle Times... although, I don't know why this surprises me.
I accidentally cropped the last article, but Baker's piece is titled, "Mariners not at a crossroads, can probably just win later"
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Links don't work
Baker.....sigh.
We could've won later, if we had kept Jones and the rest of our young talent. Now we do have to win now or wait many years until our farm system is rebuilt before we have another shot.
How does he expect us to win later when almost half of our 25 man roster is 31 or older, including 6 members of our starting lineup? Does he expect the old guys to get better as they age? And our younger guys in the lineup aren't even good hitters, where are we magically going to pull this good offense out of our ass to win later? We have a lot of good young pitchers but the entire offense needs to be retooled and you can't do that through free agent signings alone.
by OlSalty on
Mar 31, 2008 5:45 AM PDT
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Its actually just a screenshot of their website... sorry, I wanted to put a border on, but I forgot
and I was just kidding about the Baker piece, he's better than that
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Hilarity ensues over at HH
Advanced... analysis by the Rev, but the thread it even better:
http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/3/30/387750/i-got-yer-imposing-right-h#comments
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Mar 31, 2008 6:05 AM PDT
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WHAT R U TAKLING ABOUT???
JERED WEAVER IS THE BEST!!!1!!11!
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Mar 31, 2008 6:07 AM PDT
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As much as I hate their blind homerism and everything else about (most of) them
I kind of agree that our pitching will not be enough to make us a clear favorite. That being said, I never thought I'd hear anybody brag about having Jon Garland on their squad. So that made me laugh...
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The argument is whether or not the M's rotation is better than the Angels
INCLUDING Lackey out for a month.
Not about who was the fav.
Don't see how anyone could pick Angels in that case.
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Well, I thought I made a decent argument
Even used FIP and everything. So far neither you nor OlSalty has refuted anything I said. If you have points to raise or issues with my analysis, feel free to post them.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on
Mar 31, 2008 8:14 AM PDT
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Then use a better stat to point out why I'm wrong.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on
Mar 31, 2008 8:17 AM PDT
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I must have missed it.
Where did you post it?
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on
Mar 31, 2008 8:18 AM PDT
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Go look for Matthew's posts on regressed tRAs
I don't take you seriously enough to actually look it up myself.
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 8:20 AM PDT
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Unless they fixed the search function while I wasn't looking
that's going to be pretty hard. Anything more definite you can give me about where to find it? Like maybe what month it was in?
~Till the Halo burns out...
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Mar 31, 2008 8:22 AM PDT
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Within the last couple of months
Matthew was busy trying to prove that the Angels would beat the tar out of the M's so he did a bunch of projection posts
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 8:25 AM PDT
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heehee
At least so far he is being normal, unlike many Angels fans that come over here. But maybe I missed some egregious act committed by him in the past.
by brayden04 on
Mar 31, 2008 8:23 AM PDT
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I'm not being particularly mean
I just don't think there's any point in explaining advanced pitching metrics to an HH resident.
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 8:25 AM PDT
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Hence me being mild
Well, it's mild for me, OK?
by Graham on
Mar 31, 2008 8:27 AM PDT
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But it does seem like they take him seriously over there....
Although saving the entire HH community is WAY too much to ask
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Mar 31, 2008 8:26 AM PDT
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But....
Jered Weaver had an ERA+ of 178 in 2006! And the only reason he was so much worse last year is because he was pitching hurt!
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Mar 31, 2008 8:28 AM PDT
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And have you watched him?
He looks really good!!!
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So here's what I found:
You created a new stat called tRA.
When you apply a regression model, it projects just about everybody on the Angels as becoming worse, mostly based on the low number of homers per FB the Angels pitchers give up (just like xFIP), while predicting Felix Hernandez will be better (also just like xFIP) because his HR/FB will regress towards league average.
Matthews in his projection says that he likes tRA better than ZIPS projections because it fits his preconceptions better.
While tRA/tRA* is an interesting metric, it seems to me that there are two problems: first, it's based entirely on one year, 2007. First I usually prefer a three year body of data (if possible) because it gives a broader range and helps identify outliers and/or trends in a pitcher's development. Second, it continues the problem of xFIP in assuming that all pitchers operate in the same way with respect to giving up homers.
Example: John Lackey
John has put up the following HR/FB rates in the past three seasons: 7.8%, 6.8%, 8.8%.
All of those are quite a ways below the league average at 11%. Accordingly, xFIP has assigned him values far in excess of his FIP under the assumption that he's going to regress back toward 11%, and it hasn't been right once.
There are two conclusions you can draw from this: A) John Lackey has gotten absurdly lucky three years running, or B) Something is causing his HR/FB rate to remain lower than the league average.
I feel that you have to conclude B), though I would add that I'm not sure that it is anything John himself is doing (at least, not entirely). If you wish, I can expound on the reasoning behind this latter statement, but I'd prefer to hear your reaction to what I've already said before I get into that.
~Till the Halo burns out...
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Mar 31, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
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HR/FB% correlation year-to-year is 0.17
which is lower than BABIP.
by Matthew on
Mar 31, 2008 12:55 PM PDT
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For the league in general, yes
But as I said, I'm not sure it's correct to assume that every pitcher will have the same HR/FB tendencies year after year. While most are erratic, Nate Silver recently talked about how Tom Glavine routinely breaks PECOTA projections by screwing around with his likely-hood of giving up a homerun. If an individual is beating the system on a regular basis, logic says ther






