3/31: Opening Day Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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PrintTexas Rangers at Seattle Mariners, Mar 31, 2008 3:40 PM PDT
Vazquez 2B Ichiro CF
Young "SS" Lopez 2B
Hamilton CF Ibanez "LF"
Blalock 3B Sexson 1B
Bradley DH Beltre 3B
Byrd RF Wilkerson DL
Murphy LF Vidro DH
Laird C Johjima C
Broussard :( Betancourt SS
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Millwood SP Bedard SP
I was trying to think of an intro for this, but then I realized I've been writing it for the past six months. Erik Bedard Is Really Good and all that. So. While we won't be able to top last year's Opening Day, we can always hope for a close second. Dazzle us, Erik. We're ready to be wowed.
LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
We'll see how it goes
but I might set up a new open thread to run every hour. Or 45 minutes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloomquist just got an embarrassingly loud ovation
when he was introduced.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
Bloomquist's ovation was louder than fucking Felix Hernandez.
WHAT THE FUCK, SEATTLE?!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
This should not be a surprise
to anybody who follows Seattle Mariners baseball. It's a bad thing, yes, but it's not surprising.
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Nobody knows who Sean Green is.
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Nobody knows who Potatoes is either.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
I hate Seattle fans.
If it wasn't for you guys being awesome, I would have serious issues with our whole fanbase.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Hmm...
Teenage Wasteland? I just have to say that's a very...strange choice.
But I guess it gives all the fans the chance to scream "We're all wasted!"
Baba O'Riley rather
Bah. And I haven't really started drinking.
So on a random story from today
The Field Artillery Officer / Rabbi who teaches one of my classes here was asked for worldy wisdom by ony of my classmates and he responded, "Worldly wisdom? Seattle has great microbreweries."
Wow, Eric Gagne's Gameday picture...
Looks like he was living in a cabin in the mountains over the offseason.
well he wasn't getting better at pitching
that's for sure >:(
YEAHHHHH!!!!
I'm in... and I apologize in advance for being drunk, I know not what I do. Any insults to any person on this site are not the expressed opinions of the original poster, thenatural. I am very happy that I am not going to have to chain-smoke myself to death out of frustration for not being able to watch this game.
Please Seattle...
No female opera singers for the Anthem. Or female R&B singers. Or male opera singers. Or...
here's to a new season...
just cracking open the first bottle of homebrew i've made in over five years...here's to the awesomeness of bedard and a great 2008!
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
What flavor did you make?
I hope it wasn't out of one of the cheapo plastic brew your own "beer" at home kits.
oh no...
bedard brown ale
1 can munton's dark
2 lbs crystal malt
2 lbs chocolate malt
Cascade Hops
Finish with Mt. Hood
White Labs British Ale Yeast
ABV 5.7
It's at 4 weeks bottle aged right now...just starting to come into its own...
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
It had a rough spring
but should be nice and tasty come May.
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Ugh.
Already having issues with the posting in this thread.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
thats what she said
I'm bored
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They should've had Bleeding Gums Murphy
singing the National Anthem.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Crazy shit going in at Wrigley Field.
Eric Gagne is truly made of fail. Kosuke Fukudome is truly not.
Gagne is the suck...
What's the over/under on the number of days before he's fatter than Prince Fielder?
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
that would imply Fielder won't get any fatter
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3 run homer in the bottom of the 10th
to tie it up for the cubbies... holy shit
Oh shit.
Yeah, time to grab a beer.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
5.2 innings, 8 hits, 5 runs, 3 BB, 6 K
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
1.2 IP 7 R 6 ER 0 K
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
6 IP 1 ER 3 H 4 BB 1 HBP that starts a bean war over the season
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, that was pretty good.
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A crapton better than the embarrassment that was in last night's game.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Blah, no tv in the room where my computers at
so im off to watch the tele
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I'll be the first to say it
BUH-DARD!
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Ugh.
Sexson hitting 4th.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Dave throwing out the first pitch.
Excellent.
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Dang when are they turning this game on
on MLB TV?
they usually start about 3 min before first pitch
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yeah i was a little behind on that...
but seriously, 10 minutes... FUCK
Miguel Batista approves of this commercial.
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Kenny Rogers?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what the Rangers lineup is yet
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you do
It's as posted, but with Vazquez instead of Kinsler the Magnificent
by Graham MacAree on Mar 31, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well considering we're already past 1100...
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant for the game thread
It'll get another 2000, especially if people keep talking about how many posts there are.
Like me
One of these days Comcast will add FSNHD
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Yep, but that's just home games.
As soon as the M's go on the road, I'm fucked.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not this year
FSN has all the games in HD.
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And they'll be on MOJO 788?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They already have it
I don't know where you are but most cities broadcast M's games in HD - in Portland they're on 788. It's not a 24/7 channel but all the games are available in HD.
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I'm getting the KOMO feed on mlb audio
the same player as mlb.tv
I click on it but nothing happens.
It acts like it will pull it up, refreshing the line score, but nothing.
I'm not sure... they are just sucking balls right now with their server loads
Bad time to test out new technology
This has been a dark day for mlb.tv
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I skipped work today.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH EFF YOU JEBUS YOU CAN'T HIT A CURVEBALL
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you guys suck
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by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I see Eric Gagne is still his lovably
terrible self.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Is the game starting a bit later than scheduled?
Maybe thats why its late?
opening day almost always does
all that ceremony and crap usually pushes the first pitch back.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Unreal.
Despite getting every game last year and my cable box saying it's televised, FSN is not broadcasting Opening Day in my area.
Un. Fucking. Believeable.
Should they really be playing the Forrest Gump
theme?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
killing them, on the other hand, is oddly gratifying
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I *hate* orphans!
I hate all of the orphans in the entire world!
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Aberdeen represent!
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Put the fucking pictures on mlb.tv
God, I am stressed out after the last four hours of woe and the game hasn't even started yet.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Shit.
The HD feed here in Portland still hasn't been switched over.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
That would suck
I don't want to get home to watch reruns of The Show. I want baseball.
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It's still that fucking show about drinking.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
is 788 a baseball game yet?
please please please
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Hey Dave gets inducted to the Hall of fame the same day
of my wedding.
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I so would
Fuck her family I hate them
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by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just checked the scores around baseball
Detroit's Cabrera already homers but team jobs to Kansas City.
White Sox's Mark Buehrle vs. C.C. Sabathia turns into an offensive brouhaha.
Brewers and Cubs go scoreless for 8 innings. Both score 3 runs in the 9th.
Hot Damn, Baseball is here!
Watching the Dodgers-Giants right now
According to the LA announcer, the Giants were 318-198 (.616) when Bonds played, and 103-187 (.355) when he didn't. Damn.
.355 = 57-105 over a full season
that looks about right.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
"The LA announcer"
that would be Vin Scully, I assume?
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Oh and...
happy 100th to "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"!
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
Between that and the Yankee Stadium ball-washing
this is going to be an annoying year for milestones.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Dave looks like the Pope.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Well, Family Guy's version of the pope.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB TV is showing the game
but theres no sound...
How did you get the video?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They probably havent set it up "officially" yet
which may explain the lack of sound
Evil Rick Rizzs?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This standing ovation sucks ass.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Comments are crazy
And the game hasn't even started.
Not sure if I'm down with just 20 seconds an update but we'll see.
20 seconds is just fine with me
anything else would be overwhelming.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a shitty throw Dave.
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He bounced it.
What a loser. George W. Bush is so much better than Niehaus.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
To be fair
Niehaus never led the Mariners into an unwinnable war, so there's that.
NO POLITICS ON LL PLEASE
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I'm departing the thread soon anyway
so I can see the entire game on TV.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
If George Bush had been a TV color man rather than President...
...he would've been liked a whole lot more. He was actually pretty damn good in the booth last night.
not saying much
compared to Miller and Morgan anybody looks good.
by sooper jeenyus on Mar 31, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap...I didn't start Franklin Gutierrez...
Fantasy mistake of the year #1...oh so many to follow...
This is why I draft a weak outfield.
Then I have room to stick the hot bat in the lineup with so many outfield FA's.
They require ham salad as payment.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you like broken threads?
Because I sure as fuck don't.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
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But we all know what we are doing
and have our firefoxes set to send dozens of requests to the server to increase load times, right?
Did I say 3000+ comments?
I meant 5000+
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MLB TV is not getting it done right now
Nope, not getting it done.
Neither is Portland Comcast. :(
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The worst was last year
CableOne in Boise just decided not to show the Felix / Dice-K game - just, didn't show it.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I just called Comcast in PDX
they say they'll have the game up in a few minutes. I'm hoping they're right.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I am now really annoyed.
I am so annoyed, I can't even remember why I am annoyed.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Well crap
how the fuck did I forget to switch Rafael Betancourt with Eric Gagne. I am made of fail.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
"Home team baseball"
Hilarious.
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Confirmed Assumptions, Volume 1:
Tampa Bay is all right, the Giants can't hit, and the Tigers bullpen is a pile of crap.
How much
will the Ibanez Jersey Night shirts sell for on E-Bay?
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew." - Charlie Papazian
i can't get gameday audio to load, does that count?
SBNation tech support guy... seriously!
by JP on Mar 31, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
BAYDAR!!! WOO!!!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
BAYDAR!!! WOO!!!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Man, that was filthy.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
You have encountered a Bedard!
Bedard uses Curveball.
It's super effective!
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
You don't start a season better than that. 3 pitches, bye bye Kinsler.
Oh shit, this thread is already overwhelming.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
that little box went halfway up the screen.
AWesome
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
I don't even
have access to the feed on it, its not a valid link
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Mar 31, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god...
My connection is back. It died right as I was making a "mini-Felix" comment and the router said "DSL down" and refused to try to reconnect. I'm now at 579 kbps (rather than the normal 3,000 something) but I'm not going to risk it by trying to reset the connection.
Thank god I don't use MLB.tv, or I would have had a heart attack.
um
Is there any way I can get the mlb.tv feed? There's no link from the site.
FUCK
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
....well......uh....
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Trade Bedard.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
oh fuck...
also... this thread is going to get out of hand VERY quickly
That settles it
Next time Young is up, fastball to the back of the head.
BEDARD IS OVERRATED!!!
Getting that out of the way now.
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We've created a monster.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Somebody rape that guy who's yelling.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Goddammit.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hahaha
you can tell when something good of bad happens by 20 people posting at once
Coach Owens = Scruffy's spell check
Lopez still made of fail.
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Can't wait for the offseason to get here......
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Good god.
So many comments.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
Except that might make the team better
Put Wlad in right, Raul to 1st, Clement for DH. Vidro and Sexson gone.
This is working out well.
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Fuckity fuck fuck.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
You know
Hudson looked pretty bad in the first yesterday before cruising.
Just saying...
The poster formerly known as Matt.
This is like a really bad first blow job.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
by EnglishMariner on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I called the huge commenter bar
can't wait until a Mariner does something good.
Someone say something witty.
Yeah, I look forward to this game going until 10PM PDT
In the way that I don't.
by Jordan of Boise on Mar 31, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
There's your GB.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh...
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Are these line umps blind?
god damn, I guess Bradley didn't go around. This is still annoying.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Oddly enough, it's good to be a Nats fan at this precise moment in time.
Not for long, mind you, but right now? Sweet.
ok, so, we're going to be at 750 comments
before the 1st inning is over.
This is completely out of control
Too popular. LL is too popular.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Comments will go down drastically
Once people with MLB.tv get their sound back.
Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!
Oh happy day!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
please
just get out of this without any more runs scoring.
Nice deception on the FB
And he is keeping it down.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Squeezed
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
This is some highly questionable umpiring
going on right here.
Wonderful...
My connection dropped again. I really wish we hadn't gone from Time Warner to Verizon. I used to get 590+ Kb/S downloads on a good torrent, now I'm lucky to get 70.
And they decided opening day for the M's was the perfect time to start randomly dropping connections
Good god. 30 pitches.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Not Bedards fault
Would've been half of that if the umps would call strikes as strikes.
Good job we have a deep bullpen.
In Tacoma.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Wouldn't matter.
We'd be swinging at those pitches anyway.
So....base hit, popup, flyout, K?
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OK:
Where is my 1.2 mbit feed and sound mlb.tv?
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
So what has happened so far?
I just got back from the hospital, and needless to say they didn't have the game on in the ER.
Prospects are under-valued.
I would not recommend refreshing in a thread like this
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach was aiming for you
Thingray was an innocent bystander.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I really was concerned I might be having a heart attack,
but it turned out to be horrible indigestion combined with the pinched nerve in my shoulder (causing arm pain), and apparently I am slightly anemic, which made me light-headed.
I didn't think those three symptoms combined could be anything good, so I went and got checked out. Turns out I'm falling apart in my old age, but my ticker is juuuuuust fine.
Prospects are under-valued.
Jesus
Almost 500 comments and we're just in the bottom of the first. Jeff is gonna need to set a comment policy or something.
People will stop posting once they realize
this Bedard guy isn't very good
by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
500+ comments
Half an inning.
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Hey Jeff - the one upside of all these damn comments?
You can sell that shit to advertisers as evidence of a massive fanbase...get yourself some higher ad revenue rates.
SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is overkill but fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do we need to post about tech issues...
I mean after the first what's the point other than to say it's better.
It's working fine shut up stop posting
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If by working fine
you mean my LL looks like the internet in 1997 with auto-updated comments then yes, it is
shift reload
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Mar 31, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro soft grounder to SS.
I TOLD YOU ST STATS COUNT!!!11
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
I'm afraid to refresh this page
Because my computer might aslpode.
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New topic: is it just me, or does everyone else have sound on the TV feed now?
Let's try and elaborate upon this theme for 200 posts.
Number of comments
I decided to open a separate tab of the main page and refresh that instead of just refreshing this thread. We'll see how that goes.
I'm doing the same thing.
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Will the real Jose Lopez
please stand up?
by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Oh God
Ibanez time. At least the pitcher is a righty.
1.2mb feed
I found it but I had to look rather than the simple way of last season, go into mlb.tv premium from the main page, using the links at the top. It should bring up the schedule for today with all the speeds for each game.
Can you imagine somebody trying to participate
in this monstrosity on dialup?
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Best. Inning. Ever.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Good Lord I hope we switch up our outs
during the course of the season, yah know, hitters other than Ichiro sprinkle in some grounders here and there?
Someone say something witty.
I'm going with 12.
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I cant believe the way this new format is working out...
I like the advantages... but there has to be a way to optimize it so I can see a few comments and reply to them... Felix day is going to be out of control
lol
They believe you
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Mar 31, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Millwood has
a .000 babip, unsustainable! Watch regression come to our aid.
Did I say 5000+ comments?
I meant 7000+
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Jesus, Erik.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
Loading this thread must have been torture for you
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 31, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha yeah
This thread too long to load, but not long to refresh. Reading the 450+ posts took forever, too.
But Gameday didnt even work, then told me I needed Flash even though I have it, and now all is well.
And of course, right in time I can look at my least favorite picture on gameday: Gerald Laird.
Ichiro should have slid for that.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
Oh god, I accidentally refreshed.
I could hear my cable modem screaming "KILL ME!"
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I'm on a T1 at a low usage time
Night games are going to be tough when the whole University is on the internet
Fucking shit.
Smallest. Strike zone. Ever.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
terrible for us
because our hitters don't have a strikezone to begin with
Joe's Tracer is a piece of shit
I know a fucking strike when I see one.
Haha
"Jim Joyce has got... an interesting strike zone here."
Quote of the game.
I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR MOTHER WITH A
WOODEN SPOON! CALL A FUCKING STRIKE!
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Watching on gameday
It appears Bedard's K zone is alot smaller then Millwood's. Can you verify?
So...
Bedard is going to have trouble winning 20 games if he can't even throw enough innings to get the decision.
At least we'll get to see Cha Seung
STOP THROWING TEN MILLION PITCHES!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
BedarKK.
Am I doing it wrong?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 31, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, so THAT was a strike?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
Uncle Charlie got him that time
I love you Dave Niehaus
I hope Uncle Charlie molests this umps son/or daughter.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
I really, really love his sweeping curve.
And to think, I could have chosen to support the Yankees or Red Sox...
A called strike not down the middle?
How'd that happen?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Since when...
is Kinsler spelled "V-A-Z-Q-U-E-Z"?
bright side, 2 batters faced...
twins lead angels 1-0
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