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3/30: Stateside Opening Day Open Thread

Atlanta Braves at Washington Nationals, Mar 30, 2008 5:05 PM PDT


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Here's a fun game I was playing with someone last Friday. Without cheating, name as many current Washington Nationals pitchers as you can.

Teixeira '09.

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Thank goodness for fantasy baseball.

Lannan
Bergmann
Hill (albeit injured)
Loaiza

Those are my best guesses.

by Wilder. on Mar 30, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I look at it.

I don't own any of them....

well, I picked up Hill a week ago to keep as a DL spot. He is good enough he might produce when healthy.

by Wilder. on Mar 30, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, plus you need to know everyone's closers.

And when you are in deep leagues, I am in a couple, you have to find value somewhere.

by Wilder. on Mar 30, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Everyone know Bill James is on 60 Minutes tonight?

by Wilder. on Mar 30, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Zimmerman
Cristian Guzman
Dmitri Young
Nick Johnson
.....uhhhhhhh...fuck it all.... Ronnie Belliard? Is he still on the team?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, just realized

They could be pitchers on that team anyway.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, they released Patterson

So I'm stumped. Do they still have Fruto?

by chaney on Mar 30, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jon Rauch hasn't been mentioned yet

boo-ya

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Can anyone explain why I'm seeing this whenever I try to access mlbtv?

It even does that when I try to get into gameday audio.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's been happening to me too

Usually only when watching games live. I have no idea why. It doesn't seem to be a blackout thing. I sent them an email but they never replied. Just another in a long series of retarded mlb.com bugs I think.

by chaney on Mar 30, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, trygoing to

MLB.com, go to 'Audio and Video' and click on Multimedia guide, then click on the live broadcast for the game. When I do that the log in screen comes up just fine. Unfortunately the national blackout keeps me from seeing what happens past that point, but it should work.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, same picture

I can log in fine. Just can't get into any of the feeds.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap. Then contacting MLB.com

is probably the best option, which I see you've already done.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suspect that paying £5 to upgrade is my best best

However, since I don't have the credit card in question I have to hunt someone down to get it done. Grrrrr.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try another browser

I had it with Firefox but they gave me the login screen with IE. I guess it is some kind of cookie problem, had it several times last year too.

by Schuxu on Mar 30, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you ever get that again...

try going to the "My Account" link on the main page. It will tell you that your session has expired and you need to log in again. It's worked for me a couple times.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Starting pitchers...

Bergmann
Hill

...Patterson doesn't count since he got cut...

Okay, I give.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, just pitchers in general?

Okay, add Cordero. And I'm out of names again.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Odalis Perez..I win

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay

They just showed Mariano Rivera's "I just got owned by Beltre" face.

by ThundaPC on Mar 30, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

odalis perez

and that's only because i do fantasy.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

National Anthem

Sounded like Miss Piggy.

by Garces on Mar 30, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some of the players looked like they were in pain.

President Bush getting booed = hilarious

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed...

Tried to post that three words that terrified me before the Anthem are: female, opera, international but javascript wasn't enabled fully, and I think the post was swallowed.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The President

Is not receiving a warm welcome.

by Garces on Mar 30, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The understatement of the baseball season so far

Thought the 28%'ers were giving it a go.

Your favorite meme is dead

by Edanger6 on Mar 30, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

No commercials in MLB.tv?

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's the thread of that

mysterious MLB.TV commercial?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was really anticipating with what they came up for the com break

This was kinda disappointing though. I'm going to watch a lot of games out of my bed and this will probably put me asleep most of the time :(

by Schuxu on Mar 30, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, great

Coach is here!

by Garces on Mar 30, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well mine don't include a worship to beer or drugs or swearing

or whatever the heck yours have in them, so my choice is rather limited.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drugs?

Which website do you think you're reading?

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what I'm talking about Jeff.

Don't question me.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Nats!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Odalis Perez is the opening day starter??

I guess it's better than Livan Hernandez.

by MFAN on Mar 30, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you use the 1.2 mB?

It didn't open for me. 800k is running fine though.

by Schuxu on Mar 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

800k as well

1.2 mb didn't load for me either. But that's okay, 800k is still an improvement.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont get it to run fullscreen though

It fills only like 2/3 of the screen in fullscreen mode :(

by Schuxu on Mar 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Refresh helped.

I guess it was caused by me resizing the window first.

by Schuxu on Mar 30, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I only recognize tonight"

oh, Joe, you magnificent xenophobe.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan doesn't reconize Japanese baseball.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's that surprised face?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm late!

Nick Johnson
Dimitri Young
Christian Guzman
Shawn Hill
Chad Cordero
Lastings Milledge
Paul LoDuca
Elijah Dukes

Not bad, but I forgot Zimmerman? REALLY?!? REALLLLY?!?!?

I also didn't know if Nook Logan was still on the team. Answer? No

by Limerickx on Mar 30, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then two!

That being said, I'm STILL amazed I knew as many position players as I did (and the fact that I got even two pitchers makes me happy.)

by Limerickx on Mar 30, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're discussing shirt tags...

And they say that baseball broadcasting quality has gone downhill.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

An observation:

auto-refresh comments temporarily slow down MLB.tv feed.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems to slow down the internet in general.

Probably gonna have to end up shutting it off.

Damn, I like auto update too.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I knew they picked up Perez late,

but he didn't even have time to remove the tags from his nationals jersey...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HP umpire: Mike Reilly

yeah, they weren't booing the president.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

That mighta been inside...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're a fool.

Yes!

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, just relax Jeff.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should relax?

You threatened Garces's life.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

J. O. K. E.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, come on.

That's not very nice.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not very nice

I would be nicer to you if you were less annoying, though.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A worthless tool

like a cardboard hammer.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have you know,

a cardboard hammer is priceless for homeless people!

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That commercial was pretty funny...

Man, that bug game was something else.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Hudson

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes, note for opposing teams...

there's a lot of room on the 1B side foul line.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, take notice

there's an automated line score at the top of the thread. Neato.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, get out of here!

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We like him better than you.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't set the rules

and i don't give a fuck about the mariners anyway.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not a rule.

I'm just requesting that you don't insult my team. Do I insult the Cards or Rams?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, um. See the

thing with the Rams is... Um. Well, I'm sorry.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Ruskell hates you

that's why Darby is in Detroit.

by MFAN on Mar 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. :(

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

We have documented proof.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I lie.

You're a lot better than Coach.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah know, thinking about it, I sorta gotta agree with

Morgan a little bit. This game has more meaning to me than either of the Japan games. Maybe its because they're actually playing in a real ballpark.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also the time factor...

When you play "real" games and then games that don't count, it's hard to really weight them as opening day. It's more like a false start.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, he watched it...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morgan believes in K-Zone...

But not radar guns.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Radar guns are science

K zones are rectangles. Good old fashioned rectangles. Like your father used to make.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Mogan believes K zone?

Does he know K zone is run by a computer?

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*Looks out window*

No pigs yet.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was the caveman behind homeplate

in the stands?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JOHNSON!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves throwing the ball

about as nice as their jersey's look.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atlanta's gloves are not impressing me at the moment.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Line score is slow.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5th row behind homeplate

Red shirt on the aisle above the taco bell sign...caveman

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KEARNS!

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's my fantasy RF!!!

OK, I'm done with that....

by Patrick517 on Mar 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The throws are pretty decent, but

Atlanta's not catching anything. I can't believe Milledge didn't get me that tailor made RBI.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These fans are gonna be sorely dissapointed

by Meat Hook.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Way to keep track of who's batting, Miller.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok

thanks. it just kind of happens when you go to post a comment and a new comment pops up from someone else.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, big slowdown using IE7

Firefox 3b4 is much happier on it.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is 3b4?

I'm still waiting for most of my extensions to be compatible with it.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it's hard for me to say

I never used 2.0 because the only reason I'm off Opera is LL's upgrade, so I can't really compare. Really nice feel and this thing is lightning quick though, so I'm happy enough with it.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

fuck IE7. i've had more problems when this thing.

need to reinstall firefox.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm using IE too...

and the comments come up normally, but then the little window in the lower left corner pops up late and says about 8 people commented in the last 2 seconds. Although that may be normal, haven't been on a game thread yet.

by brayden04 on Mar 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same problem

because it lags and then says all the people who have commented in the last 20 seconds or so.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, doesn't do that for me...

I use IE 6.0, though.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely should use Firefox

I was running this in IE and it was lagging pretty bad at times.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On LL?

I'm not.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By my estimation

my MLB.tv is ~5-10 seconds behind my TV.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, this seems to be doing well

I don't think loading times will be a problem once you're in the thread. But if you're late to the party...

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a party?

Hmm. I'm not having a good time.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not everyone has a good time at every party

in fact, i bet you don't have a good time at any party.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's doing alot better than in previous threads.

Auto update still slowing down mlb.tv?

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Peter Gammons

stuttering like Porky Pig

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't make fun of Gammons.

Or else.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no

lemme go hide in a corner.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll tell you what.

Nothing could be more of a horror than your face.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh fuck not the italics

someone means business

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to get Brett to post those photos of you

Because god damn are those things hilarious

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find myself

using the 'Z' button on almost every website I visit now. And then I'm confounded for a moment as to why it doesn't work. Damn LL

by brayden04 on Mar 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

me too. i was on field gulls today and was pressing the z button and was dumbfounded when it didn't work.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McCann got NAILED.

Nice play on the ricochet by Kearns.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say, I like Nationals Park.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Same

Looks pretty similar to St. Louis'.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nats vs Braves

And we're talking about Yankee stadium.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to find subject material

2 innings into the season, but you'd be wrong.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My shirt tag says "Made in Taiwan"

How about you?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's part of ESPN's contract with the league

Mandatory mentions every 3 innings

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know,

I'm pretty sure that I really like the way threads work now. Live updating is good stuff, and "z" makes it all kinds of easy to keep up. I approve.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I approve of the new Gameday.

It's only the second inning, and there are already two highlights that I can view!

by apunetid on Mar 30, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god...

Just when I thought the coverage couldn't get any dumber...

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, will we see the picture

of Gil Meche.. I mean you tomorrow, Jeff?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's right Morgan, kiss the presidents ass.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet jesus

George Bush in the booth. Seriously?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

George Bush

in the booth? Well I'll give ESPN this, it's new and different. 0_o But not an improvement.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, weird bug here in the thread

The popup thing that alerts to new posts is locked to the sideway up at the top of the page. Using IE6 in XP Pro SP2

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's fine in FF.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish work would let me...

Anyhow, I refreshed and it's fine now. I think it happened while I was scrolling down quickly. Must have got stuck rendering or something.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hiring Joe Morgan as GM

wins you the #1 overall pick in each draft, which is then spent on a guy who never played baseball.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot

"from the inner city"

by PShwa on Mar 30, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braves playing some pretty shitty ball.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atlanta Braves fail at fundamentals

This is why we play the games.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW.

Kelly Johnson just got picked off by Odalis Perez. The Braves look like garbage right now.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that's it.

Maybe the Braves still think the season starts tomorrow. >_>

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It does.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see much point even if it doesn't

It's a game thread. We really should all know the score

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't the same thing

but check out Talking Chop and Federal Baseball. You get a live-updating line score on the main page for people who may be late.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's cool. But i'm down here at the bottom of the thread, so it's pointless.

Though it would be cool if they could come up with a floating one that stayed in the bottom corner of the page, or something.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

I wasn't going to say anything because I've bitched enough about the new format already, but it seems like it's just taking up bandwidth to me.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we should have bitched more...

A guy on RedReporter convinced one of the devs to add a submit button...

by Patrick517 on Mar 30, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say this about the president.

He doesn't look like a fool on these first pitches.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

guy knows what he's doing.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe lightly tossing a ball 90'

But ask the people in Texas how much else he knows about baseball.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

60' even, gah...

And to be more precise, 60' 6"

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he missed

He would stay on that mound trying to make it right, even if it took five years and four thousand balls.

by Jordan of Boise on Mar 30, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a nice play.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bush should quit and be a baseball commentator.

That could be fun

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hilary would make a good cheerleader

clap clap point point

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that

clap clap point point...hilarious

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But she's too busy dodging sniper fire

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so proud of this place

99.9% of all other websites would've had a political debate by now.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who cares about politicsThere is

There is baseball to be had

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Mar 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's only because Corco isn't here

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right outside gate B-11

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell it goodbye!

a HOOOOOOOOMERUN

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's already better than Morgan.

Bush/Miller in 09!

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and FJM changes name to FGB

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chipper Jones

just remembered who's pitching.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible call George.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chipper Jones!

My favorite chronically injured position player.

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont forget

beer, drugs and prostitutes coach... all things that are needed

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Mar 30, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally get into mlb.tv!!!

And what do I get? GWB, fucking GWB...

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller and Bush mentions steriods.

Morgan looks nervous.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha fair!

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened first

Francouer's first walk or Vidro's first home run?

Also, nice hitting :P

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey look

it's Jose Vidro. :P

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The only problem with live updating:

the site doesn't get to inflate its traffic numbers during game threads.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When will MLB give up

on getting people in the inner city to play baseball?

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TeeBall on the south lawn...

bringing exposure to 20 kids in America... nice work asshole

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Comment count needs to auto update.

How are we gonna know that we're approaching 1000 comments without freshing the whole thread?

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What does it collapse at?

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt it does at all

But the slowdown will kill threads eventually.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder though

I haven't had any slowdown yet. Maybe it's fine if you're already in the thread. It could just be the initial load that sucks.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the gamethread for one of the boston games

I didn't notice any significant lag being in the thread, it was only the refresh that was really slow. That thread was about 500+ comments

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it has any limit

I'll just be starting new threads every so often anyway to ease loading times for people who haven't been in from the beginning.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the whole inner city discussion...

It's not clinics that will get inner city kids back to baseball. It's seeing guys jump straight from high school into multi-million dollar contracts, bling on all the players, and musicians pushing it (other than wearing a Yankees hat).

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that wasn't that bad.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan's email to George Bush after tonight's game

Dear Georgie,

I can not quit you. You complete me. I can't concetrate with out you. Please come back to me.

Love,
Big Red Machine

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait a second

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Willie Nelson?

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wut?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must have missed it.

0_o

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice snag by Hudson.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christian Guzman

fails at defense.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow nats manager

"Nick Johnson brings alot with his on base percentage and good defense."

by Fett42 on Mar 30, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny Acta rocks

he just needs a good team now.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Acta has no idea what he's talking about

Hustle, determination, and team chemistry is 87.65% of a successful baseball team. It's not an integer so you know it's accurate.

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christian Guzman

his contract is still funny.

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo! Angels on TV tomor-

*looks around*

Oh. Right. Nevermind. >_>;

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha yeah...

Jered Weaver vs. Livan Hernandez... What a matchup that will be!

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hernandez 2.0 is the "Ace" of the Twins.

Hilarious.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Liriano's supposed to be back sometime...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

point point laugh laugh

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

That's not necessarily a bad thing...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh the bunt for the second out...

That's why we all love the NL, right?

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS OUUUURRRR COUNTRY!!

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's only one America, there's only one post-season,

there's only one OCTOBER!

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOooooooooooooooooo

not again...It's bad enough that I've been reduced to selling them, but I can't listen to that all the time. It'll make me crazy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Mar 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should expect the M's OD game thread

bright and early tomorrow, right Jeff?

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm expecting

your mom in my bed bright and early tomorrow.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need a new ballpark

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd settle for a new left fielder.

And a new manager.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Mar 30, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a new DH

Oh wait, our DH is playing Left Field.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you say it 3 times in front of a mirror

Bill James comes to your house and turns you into a calculator. A graphing calculator.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Kinda surprised.

Perez wasn't pitching that badly, why'd he leave?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but if a guys on

why not keep the bullpen fresh?

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he didnt get many innings in spring training

need to get him extended out

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes a little more sense.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saul Rivera

Definitely forgot to name this guy.

Holy crap, something exciting really needs to happen.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this game has really gotten boring.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've run out of caffeine

I'm not allowed to eat any more than four in one night, but still falling asleep. Argh.

by Graham on Mar 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't take gameday very long

to start lagging.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why did Joe send his condolences on the air?

He already spoke at the funeral. People aren't going to like you more for this, Joe.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAWN

I REQUEST ACTION

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

2-1 will be the final score of this game.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

Give me a nail-biting Pitchers duel over a slugfest any day.

by IceStormV1 on Mar 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See ya tommorow.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes and no

I think they continue this series like a week later or something stupid like that.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"125"

Fielder got PWNED by that little kid.

I hate commercials more every day.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The kid should've mentioned how much Fielder got in arbitration

That's how you piss off the Prince.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Peter Gammons' pronunciation of Jair Jurrjens

Jherj Jurhshjurhjensh

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray King in.

Anybody got a sudden craving for bacon?

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always crave bacon.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Mar 30, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best thing about having no real job:

No such thing as leaving work early. It's always "on time"

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get off work at 7 AM.

DBacks at 11, Mariners at 3.

It's gonna be a long day.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

11 PM

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you do?

Because that's lame.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surveillance at a casino.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Less lame.

Though, in some ways, still lame.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well the good thing is that I have Mondays and Tuesdays off.

So I don't have to go to work that night.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

That is gonna be a long day... but so worth it

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. I'm looking forward to it.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have the radio going...

Why didn't anyoneat baseball realize it would be much better to start the season Friday night (Saturday if you have to) so that people will spend the next weekend day watching all the games? Talk about a ton of lost ad revenue because everyone will be at work during the games.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why god invented sick days

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly no

11am to 7pm,

but I've got MLB.tv

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skipping class... Same thing, kind of

My brother and sister both live in Seattle, and are both working half-days to go to the game... I am insanely jealous.

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm considering streaming from work.

But I get to be home for the M's game. Sometimes the east coast has its advantages.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey a baserunner!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling it now

Nationals Park is a pitcher's park.

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Opening Night Baseball: Built by Home Depot

Really? Home Depot built opening night baseball? Hot damn, they've got Lowe's beat.

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that thing has been getting a workout all night.

what with all the scoring and all.

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by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, well, still cool.

I was taking my dog out for a walk, so I haven't been subjected to the low scoring.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate this NL '1 pitcher per batter' crap.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate it even more...

When it's a certain manager in the AL west doing it...

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it looks like the name of the game here

is never leaving the gamethread. I haven't noticed any significant lag from within, but I just refreshed to see how many comments there were and it took over 30 seconds.

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

refreshing = bad

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Mar 30, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been having some problems with "z"

Otherwise I'd say you're right.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have too.

If you have a comment "highlighted", and a comment appears over it, it'll clear that comment and go to the next one. If you keep comments cleared, or use c + x, it works better.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's been a problem for a while.

In this case, my thing has been deselecting all comments altogether.

So if I press z, no matter how many times I press it, it doesn't work unless I click on the screen again.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats been happening to me,

but only when I switch to a different window or tab and then come back...

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last chance for the Braves.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe its cause i have the flu and im bitter...

but I just know im gonna hate those commercials where the players are talking to those little league kids.

"fuck! one of my homers turned out to be a triple and an error! this is literally the worst thing to ever happen!"

"dont worry kid, youve got me, a famous big leaguer to help you out and give you self confidence!"

"yay! what a positive little league experience!"

as you can probably tell, i didnt get many hits in little league. i vaguely remember making contact once, but that was probably a boredom-induced hallucination from sitting on the bench for years

by Karma Police on Mar 30, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And for a minute there I lost myself.

I lost myself.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No chipper...

No hit for you.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh

...if Cordero is hurt...

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, something interesting.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So close...

Braves making this interesting.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chad Cordero needs

to be in this game...

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL!

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

LO DUCA SUCKS! TIE GAME!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No matter what park they play in, they're still the

Nationals.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fair @ reply.

I blame the indent on the comment box. I thought I hit reply.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firefox.

It doesn't have spellcheck by default in the title boxes.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True... though "fair" is still a word.

I blame Russians.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah dude, I hate that

Spellcheck is my best friend, an I need it in the subject just as much, if not more...

by thenatural on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay!

extra innings!

i love it when opening day gets interesting. it just seems right.

by Karma Police on Mar 30, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

spoke too soon. forgot washington as as home.

hey im sick and delirious. im surprised i can even spell at this point

yes i know i probably misspelled delirious haha

by Karma Police on Mar 30, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not watching extra innings.

Somebody go deep.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well the bright side for you guys is

if the Braves get a lead, you'll get to see Soriano again.

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Eric Byrnes.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way

you probably don't really care about the Braves, but Moylan is their Sean Green.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GONE!!!

ZIMMERMAN!

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walkoff!

Great way to start a season.

by Faux on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZIMMERMAN!!!

WALKOFF HOMERUN!

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Mar 30, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy ending...

I can't hear that phrase without having the Robot Chicken sketch get stuck in my head.

by Sidi on Mar 30, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

now that is a good ending

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Mar 30, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot damn that was perfect.

Baseball is back! I can't wait for tomorrow.

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by Goose on Mar 30, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zimmerman as the ball left the yard:

"FUCK YEAH!!"

I love reading lips.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he said

"get the fuck outta here!"

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 30, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either way

we got the money word.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am glad I fell alseep in the 3rd inning

just to wake up in time to see the 9th.

Boring game.

by Wilder. on Mar 30, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooowwww

What an AWESOME ending.

by PShwa on Mar 30, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heard at the plate

Zimmerman: AHHHHHHHH!
Teammates: WHOOOOOOOO!
Manny Acta: Anyone have the win expectancy chart for this game?

Previously NoNameX -- Go M's!

by JLC on Mar 30, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

what a nice park. I was in DC a few years ago and went to a Nats game at RFK. Not only was it a POS, but I was wearing my Ducks cap and some guy started shouting outside the Metro about Oregonians being racist and he wanted to fight me.

I hauled ass to the stadium as fast as I could.

Anyway, this stadium looked nice and a refreshing difference from the 'retro' craze.

Oh, and that game I went to a few years back, Zimmerman hit a walk off against Wang. I've liked him ever since.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by Addicted to Quack on Mar 30, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it looks like the new Lookout Landing failed.

Apologies to everyone for the sucky features. We'll be rolling you all back to the previous platform as soon as we can.

Sorry for the terrible inconvenience!
;)

I'm one of four guys who built SB Nation 2.0. We are like the Borg, but friendly.

by sixfoot6 on Mar 30, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, smugness bothers me.

Just had to try it once. It's out of my system now.

I'm one of four guys who built SB Nation 2.0. We are like the Borg, but friendly.

by sixfoot6 on Mar 30, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's Felix day?

clearly i haven't

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by sixfoot6 on Mar 30, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait until we reach the 1000 comment limit.

Wait... is there a 1000 comment limit?

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 30, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah well so's your face

This whole thing worked like a charm once you were already in the thread. So the slow loading time looks like it'll only be a one-time problem (if you're late).

The new auto-refresh comment notice does give MLB.tv a little hiccup every 20 seconds, but it's not horrible. Just a heads-up.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're making some more tweaks

in prep for all the Opening Day games tomorrow, so we're hoping it'll be even faster. And if we've figured right it ought to solve the MLB.tv hiccup.

Really, it's great to see that y'all were able to enjoy yourselves and keep communicating throughout the game without much trouble.

I'm one of four guys who built SB Nation 2.0. We are like the Borg, but friendly.

by sixfoot6 on Mar 30, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the record

this thread currently has a 14-second complete loading time for me. That's not too bad, and if you're in the thread from the start, you don't even have to deal with it at all. If you can fix that little glitch with MLB.tv, then that's just gravy.

The site performance over the last few days has really assuaged my initial fears. Good on you guys. I'm more than pleased.

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need to do better than that

FireFox 2 is unusually slow at this sort of thing for some reason, so we've taken it up as a challenge. Safari manages to load this page in roughly 9 seconds for me.

FF3beta is even faster (so the future looks bright) but we're determined to make things quicker in FF2, IE6, IE7 and Opera.

I'm one of four guys who built SB Nation 2.0. We are like the Borg, but friendly.

by sixfoot6 on Mar 30, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will not stand in your way

I suppose if you must improve on things...

by Jeff on Mar 30, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My only real complaint at this point is the fact that comments stop threading at a certain point.

It would be awesome if this were fixed before the game.

But besides that, I gotta agree with Jeff, it's handling things much better than expected so far.

Also, I just noticed that you guys have added a post button, allowing us to skip the preview. Awesome! You guys rock.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 31, 2008 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Admit it

How many of these great recent changes were only made because of us. All of them? I thought so.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Mar 31, 2008 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know it's true.

Everything we do, we do for you.

I'm one of four guys who built SB Nation 2.0. We are like the Borg, but friendly.

by sixfoot6 on Mar 31, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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