Doyle ----> AAA

by abelard on Mar 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT

It's been reported that Chris Snelling's cleared waivers and is reporting to the Phillies AAA squad.

Poll

WIthin three years, Doyle will be a....

Productive regular

19 votes

Decent bench player

26 votes

AAAA superstar

39 votes

Medical School Cadaver

69 votes

153 votes | Poll has closed

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How did he clear waivers!?

We are going to rue the day we let him go, I tell you. RUE THE DAY.

by Garces on Mar 28, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

I hope we do

I just wish that day would come sooner rather then later

by Corco on Mar 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Me -----> Don't care that much anymore

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

by Mariner John on Mar 28, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

You should never admit that on this website.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Mar 28, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

This is USSM?

"Doyle" probably belongs on the dead memes list.

by discovolante on Mar 28, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Seriously....his last major accomplishment

was stepping on 1st base without tearing a knee ligament

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Mar 28, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions

KILL KILL KILL

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 29, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions

I don't even have the energy to summon scathing hatred about this

I will instead just wistfully hope that your monitor explodes, leaving you maimed for life.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 29, 2008 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions

At least I'd no longer be able to read stupid memes like Doyle

it'd almost be worth the physical pain and financial burden

by discovolante on Mar 29, 2008 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions

I would certainly enjoy it

PS: Who the fuck are you?

by Graham MacAree on Mar 29, 2008 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions

It's his middle name.

Hence it's not a meme, it's a name. Ergo, you are wrong about everything in life and you suck balls.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Mar 29, 2008 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions

I know it's his middle name

But it's usage denotes membership in a cult of superstitious people who, for whatever reason, decided to keep using it even after it didn't limit his injuries.

Love the player, hate the stupid cult.

by discovolante on Mar 29, 2008 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions

And calling Vidro 'Turbo'

signifies that we belong to a stupid cult of blind people who, for whatever reason, think the man is blindingly fast.

Or it might be a nickname.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 29, 2008 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Man, I used 'blind' too many times

It's morning. Fuck mornings.

by Graham MacAree on Mar 29, 2008 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Okay, well, at least you love the player.

I'll save my scorn.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Mar 29, 2008 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions

I'll let Brett and Graham handle this.

So... See above.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Mar 29, 2008 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Ok, I'm siding with Mariner John and discovolante.

Snelling is a nobody now. Time to move on people.

If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?

by Goose on Mar 29, 2008 5:41 AM PDT reply actions

He'll always be Doyle.

I still dream of owning a Doyle jersey.

by Llewdor on Mar 29, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions

I love my Doyle jersey

by Graham MacAree on Mar 29, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Between Burrell, Victorino, Geoff Jenkins, Jayson Werth and So Taguchi, Doyle had no place on the current Phils roster. He'll hang out until someone gets hurt, and in Philly, outfielder injuries are as inevitable as Eagles fans hating their quarterback.

by Gomez on Mar 29, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions