The offical "Let's see if this mothah can handle a gamethread" thread.
Also, Dickey better make the fucking team, the Giants are ripe for high comedy.
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You have swearing issues,
don't you?
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 27, 2008 7:03 PM PDT
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I can chage it to" motherfucker" if you like.
If that's no good I can go with 'Chirstfucking,' 'ball licking" fireman fisting" or something involving the word 'cunt.'
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT
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You're weird.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 27, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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All I'm saying is that Im' not into thought control.
It's not words that are offensive its what we do with them that is. People should be able to use what words they want.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT
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I'm happy for you.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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You should watch some George Carlin HBO concerts.
They're freely available on the internet.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT
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Psssh. Internet, Schmenernet
I don't need no stinking Internet.
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 27, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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They why are you here?
seems like a contradiction
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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I can contradict myself if I want to!
Curse you, Detroit Lions!
by Coach Owens on
Mar 27, 2008 7:25 PM PDT
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Anyone else having problems with MLB.TV?
Jeff, I know you use it.
I wasn't getting any sound at first. I tried restarting my browser and now I am getting the Dodgers vs. Angels w/o sound. Once problem has turned into a catastrophic two problems.
by Wilder. on
Mar 27, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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It could be worse.
You could be getting the Dodgers vs. Angels WITH sound.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
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True
Rex Hudler and "The Hawk" Harrleson (White Sox) are the two worst broadcasters in the business. I hate when we play those two teams and MLB.TV only carries their feeds. Those are the games when I mute the picture and listen to the delayed Seattle radio broadcast (or it may be the other way around.
by Wilder. on
Mar 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT
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It could be worser.
A Giant fan trapped in Las Vegas (Cal MLB blackout area)
But then again , do I really want to witness the horror?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on
Mar 27, 2008 7:49 PM PDT
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Hey that sounds like a Giants fan I know in Oregon who gets blacked out of Giants and Mariners games. Wheeeeee!!! I hate myself...
"Branca throws..."
by Takimoto on
Mar 27, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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I've been waiting all spring to see Dickey pitch.
I want to see some knuckleball fun, dammit.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
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BASEBALL!!!!
I haven't gotten to watch live baseball this season, so huzzah.
I even missed your squinty face, McLaren.
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT
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Do we have an official LL nickname for McLaren?
If not I vote we go with Squinty.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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Squinty McClusterfuck
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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I don't think I could handle it
if the team I rooted for was called the 'Beavers'.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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I can't stand Blowers.
I think I might actually miss Ron Fairly.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT
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I don't think Fairly was that bad honestly.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:16 PM PDT
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"He would have caught that ball if the wall wasn't there."
Yeah. I miss Red.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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No, no you don't
Blow is a much better color guy.
by Wilder. on
Mar 27, 2008 7:16 PM PDT
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No. Blowers is boring.
He misinforms, and he has a pissy attitude.
At least Red had some entertaining stories, and was somewhat lively.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT
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Blowers insisting
that the Mariners have a "really good defense" is getting old.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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Got to shill the company line...
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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they need to bring the super nerd back, the fat man's picnic was funny shit
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Mar 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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i bookmarked his tab because he came on here (or USSM, i cant remember) and told us about it
i still read it from time to time... its not bad
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT
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its a lot of stuff about writing for sitcoms and stuff (which is what he does/did)
but theres other stuff thats really funny...
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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ken levine is awesome
what we really need is an LL audio feed for announcing.
How fast would we get pulled off air and how much in FCC fines would we rack up?
by Matthew on
Mar 27, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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Wellll
we could do it over the internet as a radio stream. I don't think the FCC has any control over that.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
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Mar 27, 2008 8:45 PM PDT
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No The FCC probably wouldn't control that, but
the lawsuits from MLB and the Mariners would get you.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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Bonds not in the lineup? whaaaaaa?
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT
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We pencil him in every day
But you know Barry.
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by victor frankenstein on
Mar 27, 2008 7:50 PM PDT
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Anyone else rooting for Western Kentucky?
by Wilder. on
Mar 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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that is love hilltopers
preview still does not help
by InSpokane on
Mar 27, 2008 7:22 PM PDT
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even though it'll nuke my bracket
yeah
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT
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Well
At least that wasn't popped up to second.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT
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we need to simultaneously get 15 people to GTE
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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Dispelling Myths #5
There is no game thread emotion in ST*. The games don't count.
* exceptions being injuries to players we like or hate
by eponymous_coward on
Mar 28, 2008 10:23 AM PDT
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Durham: GG 2B
Seriously Dave?
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT
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Huh.
Dickey looks like he has a decent pickoff.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT
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he doesn't have to throw knuckleballs on pickoffs
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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I know that
Just didn't expect someone like him to have that nice of a move to first for some reason.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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I just like being a dick.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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wouldn't have happened if Richie wasn't tall
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:28 PM PDT
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Man, that guy is clearly awesome at defense.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 27, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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If this one fills, don't start another thread.
I'm interested to see the strain it causes as well.
SPRING TRAINING IS MEANINGLESS
So why not practice our threads right now.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 27, 2008 7:29 PM PDT
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Randy Winn, the #3 hitter
How very, very sad.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:30 PM PDT
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For the San Francisco Giants
Every day is spring training.
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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For the San Francisco Giants
Every year day is spring training.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on
Mar 27, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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Cry me a river
Molina has been featured at #4
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Mar 27, 2008 7:54 PM PDT
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it might have been commented on here...
or maybe I got it from baker... but dickey's got a super slow knuckleball that he hasn't been throwing in AZ that he will be using tonight
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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you can throw knuckle ball changeups?
I saw the Caple piece, and he has a knuckler that he trows at almost 80 MPH. Conceivably if he threw the slow knuckler, he could use his fastball more to "blow hitters away" or maybe not. I'm just talking out my ass.
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Felix quotes today
"I threw a lot of strikes," Hernandez said. "They were swinging at the first pitch and they scored two runs on me before I realized it and started mixing it up."
"My [changeup] was unbelievable," Hernandez said. "It's the first time it's been like that. The intensity was there and my arm feels good. I'm ready."
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Mar 27, 2008 7:31 PM PDT
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don't worry, it's not wrong
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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Oh God
it's another Big Bob's Flooring Outlet commercial.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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GIVE ME KNUCKLEBALLS
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:37 PM PDT
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I guess it doesn't matter much
Since it would for blowout games
by vkut79 on
Mar 27, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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In which case you vote for entertain value
Knuckleball wins
by ningwers on
Mar 27, 2008 7:39 PM PDT
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Putz, Green, EOF, RRS, Baek, Dickey to start. try and ditch one of Baek/Dickey for a non-40 man spec or something (possibly package w/Reed or Morse) and then bring up Lowe/Morrow to fill that spot.
by Matthew on
Mar 27, 2008 7:40 PM PDT
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who is desperate for a starter?
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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Wouldn't this be just a great time
to send Morrow to Tacoma to learn how to start?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Mar 27, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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So am I the only one that cares more about who
pitches better, not who can throw a fancy pitch?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on
Mar 27, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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If you can tell me why Dickey sucks I'll listen.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:40 PM PDT
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Those pitches?
Not enough of them were strikes.
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 7:43 PM PDT
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fair enough
but I'd rather trade Baek before he gets hurt because we (in theory) have RRS to be the sixth starter.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:44 PM PDT
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To his credit
No hits after 2, so he's certainly scrambling hitters with it.
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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yeah
but it is the Giants
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:55 PM PDT
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I mainly want Dickey to make the team because of all the dick jokes.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 7:58 PM PDT
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if mike morse doesnt make the starting 9
i will never watch this team again
by thenatural on
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dude must have some serious confidence problems
if he didn't think he could leapfrom Rene Rivera on the depth chart
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by JI on
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That's as exciting as spring ball gets.
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by JI on
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Lost in that awesomeness:
Jamie Burke scores from first.
by BrianL on
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BETANCOURT WOOHOO
Wow, that was a mass of comments that just popped up.
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by JLC on
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Assuming that it doesn't crash when put to the test
this new commenting system is really swell for game threads.
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"and computers were for scientists"
NERDS!!!
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This isn't gonna be a real test.
When we have 500+ comments with 10+ people commenting at one time, then we'll have a real test.
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on
Mar 27, 2008 7:47 PM PDT
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Not only is Rich Aurilia still in baseball
...he has a starting gig.
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by JI on
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I still can't believe we dumped Guillen for him.
by BrianL on
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two seperate things
Guillen was gone no matter what.
by Matthew on
Mar 27, 2008 7:50 PM PDT
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I'll rephrase.
I can't believe we replaced Guillen with him.
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Mar 27, 2008 7:51 PM PDT
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I used to call him "Big Fat Rich Aurilia" because I hated that dump and sign so much
little did I know that Vidro would make that nickname completely obsolete.
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So, staying with the theme of new formats
MLB's new gameday sucks.
by Matthew on
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Yay! Dickey!
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Real Awesome Dickey
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by Katal LM on
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Nice.
The only thing I was coming up with was "Resident Assistant," and I just didn't like that.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Mar 27, 2008 7:56 PM PDT
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It could be "Resident Assassin" after a well-timed K
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Why couldn't his initials been T.I. or B.F.? Seems like a real oversight.
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by JI on
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ICHIRO HURTS THIS TEAM BY STRIKING OUT IN GAMES THAT DON'T COUNT
by Gomez on
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AND PUNCHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE WHEN HE PLAYS Ini CLEVELAND SELF MUTILATION HURTS US AND THE TEAM
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I THINK YOU MEAN ENJOYING CLEVELAND, RIGHT?
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HOW COULD YOU NOT ENJOY PLAYING AT JOCABS FIELd IT IS A GIVEN
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IT'S NAMED AFTER GEICO NOW OR SOME SHITTY INSURANCE
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PROBABLY BECAUSE MR JAKEOBS HAS "PASSED AWAY"
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OH NOW I REMEMBER IT'S VERN FONK FIELD
SHAPOOPIE, TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
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DANCE!
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NOW NOW NOBODY LIKES A SHOWBOAT IT SUINS TEAM CHESTREY AND SHOW TUNES ARE GAY
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A MUSICEL IN 2 ACTS SHOWBOAT IS THE NUMER 1 MUSICEL D00D
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I AM SO GLAD THAT THIS MEME HASNT BEEN "MEM-E-FIED"
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LIKE A MUMY??????
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NO MUMS ARE ENGLISH AND MAKE BAKED APPLE PIE
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random question...
any firefox users know of an add-on that would allow me to tile two (or more) tabs on the screen at the same time (i.e. to watch the game while typing nonsensical comments on here)?
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As a rule I usually figure that
if Raul is up and the pitcher is right handed, things will work out well. If the pitcher is left handed, it's an out.
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You can't hit the knuckler, Giants!
Granted, you can't hit much of anything, but EAT IT
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RA Dickey is no-hitting the Giants
There, I said it. And I'm allowed to because Spring Training games don't count.
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Fuck Mike Morse.
There. I said it.
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A mouth's a mouth.
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HEY GIANTS ITS HTE LITTLE THINGS THAT WIN
BALLGAMES
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You better take that to the all caps string
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forming a habit =(
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It's really hard to get out of character once you start, isn't it?
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Not a good day for Bocock.
But fuck me if that last name isn't awesome.
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FUNK BLAST!!!!
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Oh shit yes
Save some for next week my friend.
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that got quite the laugh
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DO THIS WHEN IT COUNTS YUNI
OF MY GOD THAT WAS FUNK BLASTED
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And a bat to the chin.
Just to finish them off.
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Listening to the Giants broadcast
here in the Bay Area, I'm amused to hear the name of the Mariners shortstop pronounced "You-SHIN-sky". I haven't heard it said quite that way before.
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That's his Japanese name.
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thats the worst ive heard his name butchered
gary thorne calls him betemit (as in wilson betemit of the dodgers), but thats the worst ive heard of someone who knows who he is
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Argh. My Blowers hate is growing.
I'm almost ready to ask for Hendu or Valle back.
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you give a whiny asshole a microphone...
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Why?
I've never minded Blowers. What about him bugs you?
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yeah i dont get it either
hes level headed, not some homer douche like rex hudler... and rally fries...
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Oh he's a homer douche alright.
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My ideal announce team
Dave Niehaus, Jay Buhner and a full bottle of gin
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and Valle is too busy with his lucritive endorsement deals
hair plugs or some stupid shit
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There goes the no-no
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"Bengie Molina can flat out hit"
Which Bengie Molina have you watched, Sims?
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He'll be considerably worse
when he stops OPSing 1.000 against lefties
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I don't care what people say
I love Sims.
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I enjoy Sims.
He actually seems to be having fun.
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Agree
He's a big dork and it can get annoying sometimes, but he seems a lot more natural and into the game than a giant PR face like Rizzs.
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One day Evil Rick Rizzs will show up.
That will be a most glorious day indeed.
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Me too.
But he simply messed that up
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Mar 27, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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yeah but...
in the way you love your sister's kid with down syndrome.
by tendervittles on
Mar 27, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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.....so with a forbidden passion?
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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I had no idea it was forbidden, I thought it was just frowned upon.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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No, it's forbidden.
That's what makes it exciting.
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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must... not... cross... line...
Well now I'm horny.
//failure
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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he's alright
i wish Dave N did the whole game on TV, but he is an acceptable replacement, could certainly do worse... Also, and somewhat randomly, I like the M's track jacket they've got him wearing tonight. I want it.
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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I'm sure they'd do it.
But he wants to do radio. The way they have it now I almost never have to hear Rizzs, so that's a plus.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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oh yeah absolutely
its for the best
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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Am I an asshole for hating when baseball
is marketed as an attraction for kids?
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by Katal LM on
Mar 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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the commercial that was just on for opening day
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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didn't see it
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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The one with Dave?
If Pinocchio has a cocaine problem and he lies about it, does that make it worse?
by Goose on
Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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I would assume so
that was what was on when the comment was made... I actually liked it, but I'm a douche, so who knows.
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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This is selfish
but baseball is a game that I take seriously. I love baseball, and I don't like seeing it treated as the same sort of attraction as a cartoon mouse or toy. It's more sacred than that. Kids in commercials should be playing baseball and marvelling at Felix. They shouldn't be running around Safeco like it's some amusement park.
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by Katal LM on
Mar 27, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Exactly
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 27, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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I dunno
On one hand, I hate you.
On the other hand, you have History Ray as your avatar.
by Jordan of Boise on
Mar 27, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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Let no man put asunder
what Katal feels is the proper marketinge for basseballe
by marc w on
Mar 28, 2008 9:32 AM PDT
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If you wanna go the amusement park
go to the fucking amusement park
It'll probably be cheaper.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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You have never been more right
I used to work at the play area at Safeco. In fact that's where I watched most of Felix's first start. Fuck little kids indeed
by Robert on
Mar 27, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
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Agreed.
Little kids are not the target audience. Little kids can tag along, but the baseball is the reason to come, not the fucking family friendly environment bullshit. Kids don't even like baseball anyway >:(
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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I liked baseball as a child.
But I was really the only one.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Yeah, that's what I mean.
I loved it and wanted to go see the M's. But the majority of kids going to games say "Can we leave now?" or "No! I don't wanna go!" or just go play in the goddamn play area in center field. The M's should NOT be marketing to those little shits.
Some kids are exceptions, but by and large...
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by BrettJMiller on
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As a kid I loved going to the park
to -watch- baseball. I think that's sort of lost on kids now.
by BrianL on
Mar 27, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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Exactly. They don't appreciate it
And I think that's partially because they're not being raised to think it's any more than a big moose dancing and hydro races.
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 27, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Seriously?
Are we all really that jaded?
by Garces on
Mar 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT
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I certainly am.
The Emperor of China tried to have me made into a figurine.
by Llewdor on
Mar 28, 2008 4:16 PM PDT
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well I probably wouldn't be as passionate about the sport now if I wasn't raised
going to a bunch of games every year... So I think its ok
by thenatural on
Mar 27, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Reason #231412341 why Hawks games are more fun
by Robert on
Mar 27, 2008 9:43 PM PDT
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Reason #184345u04545 the Kingdome was more fun.
But at least every inch of Safeco doesn't feel like someone has recently pissed on it.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 9:45 PM PDT
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It's annoying
because I know teams do it not so much out of any real fondness for kids, but because they can coerce their parents to drag the family to the ballpark, which means more people spending money.
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Plus kids are fucking assholes.
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Mar 27, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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You should hate all kids but your own.
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by JI on
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I probably will
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 27, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Some of them
Okay, a lot of them. There are good ones. Here and there.
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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I dunno
On one hand, baseball is one of life's few wholesome pleasures left for children (if only because they unaware of the bad stuff)
On the other hand, "marketing for kids" really equals "bending the parents over for their paychecks."
My wife and I took our two boys to see Horton Hears a Who - Horton cost me $45 bucks.
by Jordan of Boise on
Mar 27, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Ha my parents never took me to movies as a kid.
and I understand. Jesus Christ. I'd wait for the DVD.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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That's true
as a teacher I've come to loathe most things that are marketed to kids nowadays. It's unfortunate, but sports really are one of the few wholesome activities yet.
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by Katal LM on
Mar 27, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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Teacher, eh?
Washington?
What's the average salary out there? I'm trying to convince the GF to move out to the West Coast w/me, and hearing that the salaries are comparable may help.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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I'm first year w/my masters, and I'm making just under $40K
The state union's pretty decent, though. And a lot of districts provide their own additional compensation.
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by Katal LM on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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Damn, not as close as I'd hoped.
I'm going to have to do some interesting cost-of-living math to make it work out.
If you were curious, in NJ she makes 43K in her third year, no masters. But our rent on an "OK" 1BR apt is 1250 + garage.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Depending on where in NJ
Seattle cost of living is ~80% of what you experience. I was doing the same calculations when weighing job offers between Seattle and NYC (where the discount is around 70%)
by Matthew on
Mar 27, 2008 10:00 PM PDT
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North Jersey
I would put it at below the 80, but above the 70. Bergen County is worse than here, but not much.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 10:11 PM PDT
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I'm about to pay 900 for a 600 sq ft 1 bedroom
and it's the cheapest I've found that wasn't near Aurora (aka near a crap hole).
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on
Mar 27, 2008 10:19 PM PDT
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bergen county is ridiculous
I was at my buddies aunt's house in Bergen County.
- P. Diddy lives across the street, he asked if we'd seen his dog.
- Mike Stanton lives down the street.
thats crazy haha
by PShwa on
Mar 28, 2008 11:41 AM PDT
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Oh yeah. All kids show are LOUD and BRIGHT.
and the advertising plays on their insecurities and fears, and exposes them to a whole lotta bullshit before they're ready to think critically.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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Lopez is trying to take more pitches?
This is good news.
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by BrettJMiller on
Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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Yeah
He's actually getting 3-4 pitches into at bats before tapping out.
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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I still approve.
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Mar 27, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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SI was right?
the fuck?
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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Speak of the Downie.
This is what you get for spanking to Downs Syndrome kids.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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First I've seen of Sexson this season.
Looks pretty good, I have to say. Shortened up his swing, looks like.
...as he strikes out.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Sexson K's
And now it feels like an M's game.
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Is it just me
Or is the prospect of watching this Wilkerson ass-clown all season pretty depressing. At least Guillen cut people.
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Mar 27, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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OMG
I think I have the power of the DL Note.
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Mar 27, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Wait for it
Wilkerson just got hit on the elbow. He's going to charge the mound any second now....any second now.....okay, he's going into the dugout.......he's coming back to charge the mound, though.
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Only mound he's charging
is a mound of ice in the trainer's room
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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I read ice cream.
I don't think I'm wrong.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT
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I'll bet you five bucks that Wilkerson is +/- 10 in each category of a .240/.330/.470 line.
You game?
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Mar 27, 2008 8:42 PM PDT
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Who next on the depth chart?
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Mar 27, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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Wlad
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I thought it was me.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:43 PM PDT
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You're Wlad!?
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If so, he needs to learn how to hit a breaking pitch
Why are you wasting time posting on a blog, kid? Start talking to Cairo about what it takes to be a veteran.
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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No, I'm next on the depth chart.
assuming that retarded kid in a wheelchiar with downs syndrome gets cut
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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Morse
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on
Mar 27, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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BIG RICHIE
It doesn't count, there's empty seats
And Richie got owned by Erick Threets
Richie: Who the hell is Threets?
Willie: Some minor leaguer.
Richie: OH THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
BIG RICHIE
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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I approve of this song parody.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:44 PM PDT
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Robert Alan Dickey.
Not as cool as our ideas.
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I was thinking my alternate SN could be...
URADickey. But then I realized that I'm too lazy to switch back and forth between names.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 8:46 PM PDT
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As a followup...
I was also hoping his first name was Richard. I'm slightly disappointed.
by Faux on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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Pre Emptive Headline:
Dickey gushing with excitement; named to Sea Man ball squadron.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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Maybe during interleague play
Dickey can have a funk blast.
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by Katal LM on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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One hit over 5
And he may not get the 11th spot in the bullpen.
Even given that, I'd prefer keeping Baek. Dickey has options, right?
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:48 PM PDT
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Dickey is Rule 5
If he doesn't make the roster, we give him back to the Twins.
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:50 PM PDT
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unless they don't want him
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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Who could say no to some Dickey?
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by JLC on
Mar 27, 2008 8:52 PM PDT
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You'd be surprised.
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by JI on
Mar 27, 2008 8:53 PM PDT
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Oh that's right!
Well then, never mind! Keep him!
by Gomez on
Mar 27, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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Blowers does NOT like talking aout playing in Japan.
I think maybe Grimace Sims likes to bring it up.
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