These have been pretty good diaries lately, so I don't want to hijack them.
In the news:
1) The Yankees visited Virginia Tech to honor the students and teachers that were killed in the shooting last year. They then played an honorary exhibition game against the VT baseball team and wiped the floor with them, winning 11-0. Something seems somewhat assholey about that, but oh well.
2) Kerry Wood has back spasms :(.
3) "Ichiro has a very fine prefrontal cortex"
4) Coach is cheating on us.
This is a photo for no reason: