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Clemens' hilarity

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/08/2008-02-08_source_brian_mcnamee_testif ied_roger_cle.html

Source: Brian McNamee testified Roger Clemens' wife took HGH

good lord this is going to be hilarious if true

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Who is this Clemen fella?
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Feb 8, 2008 2:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

i replaced the apostrophe
are you happy now, adolf?

by Eldukey on Feb 8, 2008 2:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Is that a joke?
The apostrophe alone is right.

by The Alaskan on Feb 8, 2008 5:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's only true
of things that belong to plurals. For example, parents'

Clemens is his name. So it must belong to Clemens, ergo, Clemens's

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Feb 8, 2008 5:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, it also applies to multiple syllable singulars
So, Gus's.  James's.  Gustavus'.  Anyway, that's how I was taught: single syllable got the apostrophe and 's', multiple syllable just got the apostrophe.  Here's a link that talks about it:

http://www.englishrules.com/writing/2005/possessive-form-of-singular-nouns-ending-with-s.php

Sorry, I was not taught html.  Anyway, the suggestion here is there is no right/wrong.

by The Alaskan on Feb 8, 2008 5:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was only guessing.
Though now I'm interested in learning more.
...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Feb 8, 2008 5:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well perhaps things are different
on your side of the pond.  

by The Alaskan on Feb 8, 2008 5:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not talking about your language.
I'm talking about mine.  Yours is a whole different set of problems.

by The Alaskan on Feb 8, 2008 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're going to be stereotypical
It's spelled 'Those things which bollocks up everything. Arse.'

by Graham on Feb 8, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You are correctly describing
how apostrophe use is taught in America.

Graham's way is superior as it contains more information.  The American style requires you know in advance whether the word is plural - the British style does not.

by Llewdor on Feb 8, 2008 6:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares
nobody speaks(or types)proper english anymore.  

This is the era of the text message.
What R U up 2 L8er?

English is a dying fad.

Seriously...Who the FUCK steals another mans bobblehead?

by RED29 on Feb 9, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't think of a sentence
where it would be obvious somewhere else.  Can you?

by The Alaskan on Feb 9, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh my, i butchered the spelling of hilarity
ok, maybe I did deserve that, carry on

by Eldukey on Feb 8, 2008 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I did a quick google search of it
and it didn't correct me, so I figured I was in the clear, normally I'm pretty attentive to spelling, but of course the one I do let get by me is in a title.

by Eldukey on Feb 8, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry about that
Trying to poke fun on an otherwise crapfest of a day.
You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my $#%&.

by AZSEAfan on Feb 8, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes he is.
at least that's what Skoorbo told me.

by jtopps on Feb 8, 2008 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Clever...
...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Feb 8, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Debbie Clemens' official website --
http://www.debbieclemens.com/fitness.htm

In her "fitness" section, she has a list of "7 healthy habits of highly successful fitness fans."

I guess she espouses the alternative  of:

  1. Juice up, call it a night.
  2. Repeat.
  3. Double dose if doing bikini photoshoot or meeting  Derek Lowe for tryst.

by redwolf75 on Feb 8, 2008 3:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Is Clemente
Clemens in Puerto Rican?

by Slica on Feb 8, 2008 3:09 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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