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This is absolutely fantastic.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

An example:
BE WARNED, talking about Indie Music with white people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules:

--Bands that have had their songs in an Apple ad are still marginally acceptable
--Bands that have had their songs in ads for other companies are not acceptable
this is my favorite:
--If you mention a band you like and the other person has heard of them, you lose. They own you. It is essential that you like the most obscure music possible.

Other things white people like that the blog discusses are the Toyota Prius, Japan, divorce, and gentrification.

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Absolutely hilarious blog.
I haven't checked yet, but I am guessing having your own blog is a serious white person necessity, thereby giving this blog its own built-in white person cred.

by Wilder83 on Feb 28, 2008 6:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

To clarify:
I meant this blog as in the white person blog, not LL.

by Wilder83 on Feb 28, 2008 6:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh-oh
Beer threads have lost their taste.

by Wilder83 on Feb 28, 2008 7:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Beer threads never go out of style
we don't dislike macros because they're mass produced, we dislike them because they suck.

by Jeff on Feb 28, 2008 8:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha
this blog is amazing, thank you for pointing me to it

by mariners124m on Feb 28, 2008 7:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The funny thing is that
almost every single thing is true. Great find!

by redwolf75 on Feb 28, 2008 8:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Katal,
Don't you and Laura drive a Prius?

Hehehe - busted!

Damn, nailing this girl last night was like nailing a kid...oops, too much info, please don't call Chris Hansen at Dateline NBC (me, early Feb 08)

by wwbaker3 on Feb 28, 2008 10:11 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Wow
This is hilarious

by I'm NOT Corco on Feb 29, 2008 12:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Interesting...
Here's one for Jeff, to move him up on the honkey scale:

WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.

by Faux on Feb 29, 2008 7:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

My favorite so far:
White people love stations like NPR (which is equivalent to listening to cardboard), and they love shows like This American Life and Democracy Now. This confuses immigrants from the third world. The see the need for radio as a source for sports, top 40 radio and traffic reports but they don't quite understand why people who can afford TVs and have access to Youtube, would spend hours listening to the opinions of overeducated arts majors.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Feb 29, 2008 9:27 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

"Overeducated arts majors"?
Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

by Graham on Feb 29, 2008 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm only a match for 12 of them
This is a contradiction of what the Willie-Tug white off told me.

by Robert on Feb 29, 2008 11:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think willie/tug
are a diffrent kind of white.

by InSpokane on Feb 29, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think this would be better defined as
"Things Rich Yuppies/Hippies like"

which doesn't make it any less hilarious, I'm just saying I consider myself extremely white but I disagree with most of it, but I know a lot of people do not

by I'm NOT Corco on Feb 29, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Better than a
White Willie Tug-off.

by Llewdor on Feb 29, 2008 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a willie tug off?
"You know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong."

by JI on Mar 2, 2008 7:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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