Thanks to some sort of glitch, I have gotten ESPN's insider access for the better part of a decade absolutely free. Anyways, Gammons latest blog mentions a few funny lines.

The headline is "M's making a run at the Angels"

His bullet points are in strange places, really weird.

He's got a quote from Jonny Mac warning us against underestimating the Angels. No shit sherlock.

After talking up how good Bedard is he says, "remember that Garland is six months younger than Bedard and has 52 more career wins..."

Also, "Torii Hunter will be a huge help turning Howie Kendrick into a star"

That last quote has its own bullet point with nothing else added and is at the bottom of the post well after the "lead story". How will this happen? Why does he think this? Nope, nada, nothing else.